Prince of Thieves was actually on TV last week. It's still a very fun movie.

Gonna throw a telephone at one a' them giant robots, eh mate?... I think not. You'd need a goddamn telephone pole to drop one of those suckers.

Also there was a great little Robin Hood film (i think from the seventies) called ROBIN AND MARIAN with Sean Connery as an old Robin Hood coming back for one last clash with the Sherrif (Robert Shaw). That was a decent flick.

This should be good too.

Nor Jack Black . . . Nor Robert Downey Jr. . . . Nor Ben Stiller . . . Etc . . .

Henry Jones, did your brother tell you how the battle ends? Can I hazard a guess? The French don't surrender by any chance do they?

(makes chicken noises hoping to antagonise any French tb'ers into a flame war, secretly knowing that if they engage they will of course surrender. Checkmate to Cobra Frenchie)

But it does make me think that Crowe would be great for some sort of Ivanhoe, King Richard-type part. I'd actually be more interested in the film if he played a part like that--sort of a modern counterpart to Henry Wilcoxon.

But no matter how unnecessary this film seems, it's a good cast and I like Crowe. I hope they do something that justifies its existence.

Bill Fagerbakke as Little John

'What do they sing?' asks Frodo.

'A lament for Gandalf. I would tell more but for me the pain is too near' replies Legolas.

'Then I will tell' interjects Boromir 'Tis the Exotic Wailing Bitch. Bitch shows up whenever someone dies. BITCH! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!'

*Exotic wailing bitch is also available for flashbacks, men leaving womenfolk behind scenes, anything set in a cornfield, and bar mitzvahs.

This might be fun. Russell Crowe's awfully good.

Maybe you'd feel better if Lucas was making Robin Hood? That's what I thought.

It was as if the filmmakers had the goal of making a Robin Hood movie that was boring, bleak and always took place in low light conditions, even in daylight.

Secondly, yeah Crowe looks bigger and tougher, but they didn't do fist fights back then. They sword fought. Flynn has shitloads of fencing experience people. He could probably parry all of his attacks, disarm him and than deliver the coup de grâce.

It would be like Stallone taking on Robert Ryan in a boxing match - sure it looks like Stallone can take him until someone points out that Robert Ryan used to box in college (back when college boxing was serious).

Either way, I hope this gets done right.

Anyways, can't wait for this!

More Maximus is always a good thing. Except if you're Commodus... Then you're fucked.

Yes, he does.

Kingdom of Heaven was merely practice.

But yeah, his comment above is all kinds of ridiculous... But that's why we love him.

I kept saying "That's not fucking Kevin Klein. Not unless he's had a really rough time of it lately." So I went up to the guy and asked him if he was Kevin Klein. And he said he was. Then, he asked how much the bet was worth and when he found out, he told me to tell my mate his name was Patrick, as long as he got half the cash.

Stealing from the poor to pay the.. well, he didn't look very well off.

A V A T A R.

Fucking your eyeballs this very December.

Unless you're French, in which case, all lost.

The second we stopped fighting them & started pretending to like them, the world's equilibrium went to shit.