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Mr. Beaks Survives The Crystal Lake Massacres!

Damn! by sonnyfern	Jun 16th, 2009 11:47:39 PM
It's nice to see Friday the 13th getting so much love around the net lately!
My childhood - Keep on hackin' JV! by BillyMayesHere	Jun 16th, 2009 11:54:38 PM

Jason Killed My Blu-Ray Player by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jun 17th, 2009 12:11:54 AM
I've had a PS3 for a while - never had any problems. Today, I put the FRIDAY THE 13TH blu-ray into my player ... and it thought about the movie - and then died. I got to see about two minutes of the opening and now it won't play ANY Blu-Ray discs. But you know what? I'm cool because I got a Best Buy repalcement plan on the PS3. Still, though ... JASON KILLED MY PLAYER and he's still the Main Man!
Friday the 13th Movies... by ShogunMaster	Jun 17th, 2009 12:18:46 AM
..should only be watched on a cheap top loader VCR via an overused/over rented VHS tape. The fuzzy deterioration adds to the whole experience so dramatically. Oh, and ya gotta be drunk! Real drunk...
Really hope they stop the revamp series and... by JackLucas	Jun 17th, 2009 12:35:57 AM
get back to the real Jason. Pot farmer indeed.
Shogunmaster has it 100% right by lochkray	Jun 17th, 2009 01:07:28 AM
High picture quality of Jason killing rapes my childhood. Well, my adolesence, anyway. But shogunmaster has it bang on - Movies like Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead, Friday the 13th, etc; are more of an overall viewing experience than just a movie. Kinda like what Tarrentino/Rodregez were trying to illustrate with Grindhouse. Sometimes it's not just the films -its how you watch 'em.
P.S. by lochkray	Jun 17th, 2009 01:09:18 AM
My "rapes my childhood" comment is meant to be a parady of the stupid saying. No need to lambast me for making light of nonconsentual carnal knowledge.
Beaks, you look nothing like Paul Gleason by YackBacker	Jun 17th, 2009 01:14:45 AM
You look like that dude in MALLRATS that yells "It's a schooner!"
sounds queer by TheExterminator	Jun 17th, 2009 01:22:10 AM

parady? by TheExterminator	Jun 17th, 2009 01:25:44 AM
I'm not familiar with this word
beaks' pretentious douchiness by TheExterminator	Jun 17th, 2009 01:27:27 AM
now makes sense looking at his twattish face
Bride of Frankenstein Coming Back to Life by Trannyformers_Apologist	Jun 17th, 2009 01:28:08 AM
Sean Penn Backs Out of Three Stooges and Cartel Chris Nolan Not Doing Batman 3? Batman On Film claims to have heard from mysterious and unnamed inside sources that Nolan’s return is far from assured. Orci, Kurtzman and Lindelof talk about Star Trek 2!! Peck and Palicki Join Red Dawn Summit Entertainment Buys Conjuring The New Official Public Enemies Site
parOdy. Sorry. by lochkray	Jun 17th, 2009 01:44:53 AM

One More Thing by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jun 17th, 2009 01:46:03 AM
Jason wasn't a pot farmer. The pot grew wild. It didn't belong to Jason. It's just a reason people keep coming to Crystal Lake - all that awesome Crystal Lake Chronic! Chronic is weed, right?
Red Dawn casting... by SunTzu77	Jun 17th, 2009 02:57:56 AM
good grief http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0 ,,20285234,00.html?xid=partner -cnn-todayslatest-%27Red+Dawn% 27%3A+Casting+exclusive!
beaks which one are you? the beardy? by Ray Gamma	Jun 17th, 2009 03:03:10 AM
let us know
No Beard by mrbeaks	Jun 17th, 2009 03:16:00 AM
I'm the grinning jackass on the right. In the blue sweatshirt.
IV and VI are great. Might have to pick 'em up. by Mr Nicholas	Jun 17th, 2009 03:22:30 AM

LOL by Frightreviews	Jun 17th, 2009 03:29:15 AM
I'm starting to suspect that the previous slams on "Beaks" appearance were directed at me (aka "the beardy"). At any rate, thanks for the plug sir... now I'm off to listen to Steinmann (rightfully) defend A New Beginning.
Beaks, that's just lazy... by cuttr	Jun 17th, 2009 07:18:13 AM
"Detroit-like murder rate"?. I don't live in The D, but it hasn't been the murder capitol for quite a long time. OK, I just looked up some statistics, and it seems, per capita, Detroit's still in the running after all. But can you give Baltimore equal time, at least? Carry on.
Cats in closets.... by sonnyfern	Jun 17th, 2009 07:29:20 AM
Know what's REALLY fun to do with the Friday the 13th movies? Count how many time a cat comes flying through a closet/window/cabinet. Someone, throughout the entire history of the Jason movies, has been going around stuffing these poor animals into crazy places. Not only do they come LEAPING out from nowhere, but they always go "YYAAARRRAAAHHWWOONNNNN!!!" Maybe it's Jason doing it?
no not you fright by TheExterminator	Jun 17th, 2009 08:02:09 AM
you look normal
WTF Beaks? The article claims you're the bloated beardy by YackBacker	Jun 17th, 2009 08:21:46 AM
You just say you're a guy in a blue sweatshirt grinning (the guy behind everybody, I'm assuming). Help me reconcile this crap one and for all.
no, you read it wrong by TheBaxter	Jun 17th, 2009 09:29:38 AM
he said he was the bloated PASTY, not the bloated BEARDY
ThusSpakeSpymunk by Frank Black	Jun 17th, 2009 09:29:49 AM
Was it the new 2009 Friday the 13th? I'm having troubles with the disc too and I am betting we're not alone.
DerLanghaarige by Frightreviews	Jun 17th, 2009 10:26:09 AM
Someone called Quint a thief and ripoff, yes, but not me. I came in and said it was OK (there are lots of sites that do the same thing in October), just that I didn't care much for him actually changing the name of his series to "Horror Movie A Day", when he knew about my site (I likened it to suddenly starting a news column on my site called "Ain't it Cool News"). I was actually bummed when Quint quit doing his series; it was a good way of finding out about some cool non-horror movies.
Beaks is Graham Norton. by DukeDeMondo	Jun 17th, 2009 11:05:00 AM
As i always suspected.
Beardy looks too laid back to be Beaks by D.Vader	Jun 17th, 2009 11:29:48 AM
Glad its Mr FrightReviews instead. That makes more sense.
Unfortunately, the new "The New Beginning" disc... by Lenny Nero	Jun 17th, 2009 01:34:59 PM
...doesn't restore all the x-rated material that would pretty much ensure its purchase by moi.
Wow, Shelly looks great by prunkhaft	Jun 18th, 2009 12:11:42 AM
Glad to see that dude is doing good. So, what about Blu-Ray? I assume they'll all come out on that too?
Geez by tylernol	Jun 19th, 2009 11:07:51 AM
Is there anyone affiliated with AICN who isn't some 300 lbs nerd? Where do you guys come from anyway? I used to see the odd guy like you at school but we just ignored him like he didn't exist. You go out to clubs/bars and you don't see dudes like that... I guess you guys just exist in your basements and send your lives watching movies and trying to connect with other similar types online...

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