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Fun Fact by Quint	Jun 16th, 2009 01:44:27 AM
I actually wrote "Tracy Jordan" instead of Tracy Morgan, but I caught it before I posted. I watch too much 30 Rock...
fun fact....its june 16th...Milf day. by Westonian	Jun 16th, 2009 01:48:16 AM
Gotta find me a milf to celebrate the big day with.
The script stunk. by kjl451	Jun 16th, 2009 01:52:50 AM
Hopefully A LOT has changed since the the script I read. If not, look out for another formula comedy. Woo.
mmm...milf, american pie 3 sucked though! by blackrabbit26	Jun 16th, 2009 01:53:10 AM
Its true it did
Am I the only one... by Barrock	Jun 16th, 2009 01:57:56 AM
Who had no clue Smith was filming a new film?
again latino review and coming soon.net by Gh0ulardi	Jun 16th, 2009 01:59:22 AM
scooped you guys. get on the ball AiCN!
sorry just comingsoon.net by Gh0ulardi	Jun 16th, 2009 02:01:52 AM
but still!
Twilight Leads The Teen Choice Award Nominations by Trannyformers_Apologist	Jun 16th, 2009 02:09:40 AM
The Karate Kid Gets a New Screenwriter Natalie Portman Cast in Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan 28 Comments Inception Has $200 Million Budget? Did Rupert Murdoch Leak Wolverine? Or Was It The Scientologists? Twilight Leads The Teen Choice Award Nominations Paul Giamatti's poster for Cold Souls Would Sony Or Universal Buy Paramount? Green Lantern Screenwriter Updates Movie Progress DEVASTATOR HAS TESTICLES
What makes this site work is the TB by estacado1	Jun 16th, 2009 02:13:56 AM
Other sites can only dream of having the kind of reader participation that AICN has.
After his last three movies... by zikade zarathos	Jun 16th, 2009 02:19:55 AM
does anyone on Earth still care about this guy other than his most blindly devoted fans?
Good to see Kevin Smith sticking with dicks by YackBacker	Jun 16th, 2009 02:28:07 AM
He has made millions off of cock. Why stop stroking the material now, right? (see, I made a subtle reference to manual stimulation there- maybe I can write a winning script too!).
so how come these photos get posted? by thinboyslim.	Jun 16th, 2009 02:37:18 AM
but the one of morgan dressed as a cellphone riding a tricycle didn't?
Smitch catches a lot of shit cause he just isn't very good. by JuanSanchez	Jun 16th, 2009 02:45:25 AM

Quint!!! I do that too!! by BadMrWonka	Jun 16th, 2009 02:46:04 AM
the blurring between the two ebs and flows, it's fascinating. when they had Jordan appear on local news shows yelling about nonsense just so they could use it in a Tracy Jordan montage on 30 Rock, I remember thinking, "how sure am I that this is actually the truth?" funny is funny, no matter how they go about it, I guess. Tracy (both names) is the best part of 30 Rock, and I'm loving it.
to clarify by BadMrWonka	Jun 16th, 2009 02:49:35 AM
the blurring between the two (new clause) ebbs and flows, (pause) it's fascinating.
Smith = Talkbacker who finally got off ass and made movie by CENOBITE	Jun 16th, 2009 03:00:52 AM
well, I don't know this for a fact, but I do see him at the GRIDDLE on Sunset every now and then.
Say what? by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 16th, 2009 03:29:32 AM
o.O
All I need to hear is... by SunTzu77	Jun 16th, 2009 03:49:23 AM
Kevin Smith... and I know it's a rental at best.
er... Isn't Tracy a girls name? by masteryoda007	Jun 16th, 2009 04:09:33 AM
Back in the day he would have been called a girl for having a name like that.
I read that Bruce Willis won't be able to play Church by OgreYouAsshole	Jun 16th, 2009 05:43:07 AM
in the Expendables because he's tied to this crap.
Smith, take out the 'm' by performingmonkey	Jun 16th, 2009 06:21:57 AM
Clerks and Mallrats then forget it. He IS the equivalent of a TBer who made a movie in that he's a total vaginal douche.
The blonde guy in the mask... by j_ky2002	Jun 16th, 2009 06:25:04 AM
Jay Mohr or Sean William Scott?
who fucking knows anymore by TheExterminator	Jun 16th, 2009 07:39:11 AM

JuanSanchez said it better than anyone. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 16th, 2009 08:01:39 AM

Kevin Smith = Larry the Cable Guy by WS	Jun 16th, 2009 08:18:05 AM
Kevin Smith is basically Larry the Cable Guy for people who read comic books. That probably sounds more derisive then I intended...but, I think they're both talented individuals who use substandard material out of laziness or contempt for their audience.
Smith = overrated writer/underrated director. by beastie	Jun 16th, 2009 08:22:47 AM
His humor has gotten old, but the fact that he's directing someone elses script has me somewhat excited. The guy knows comedic timing and his actors and directs them well. Add Tracy Morgan to the mix and you have me excited about this movie.
Whatever happened to the movie "Cockblockers"? by Big Jim	Jun 16th, 2009 09:07:25 AM
Is this it, retitled? Or did it become "Mr. Woodcock"? Whenever I see a penis-titled film starring Seann William Scott I think it might be a re-titled "Cockblockers".
Tracy Morgan is Fucking Hilarious by Crow3711	Jun 16th, 2009 09:34:34 AM
And that's all I have to say about that.
I was questioning my heterosexuality because I clicked this arti by Cotton McKnight	Jun 16th, 2009 09:43:54 AM
But then, I saw an ad for an ABC family channel show about cheerleaders and I got my manhood back. I'm so confused.
Damn by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 16th, 2009 09:53:33 AM
I read the headline and was hoping for some cock shots.
who the fuck is tracy morgan? by JAMF	Jun 16th, 2009 10:43:52 AM

Apparently... by phit_demon	Jun 16th, 2009 11:04:59 AM
...Chris Tucker was originally attached to this project, but two weeks into filming he was replaced by Sean William Scott.
Haven't been excited for a Smith film... by My friends call me Killjoy	Jun 16th, 2009 11:27:25 AM
since Dogma. I think Kevin has talent, but he needs to work with a strong producer that also has an eye for good comedy. Scott Mosier is his friend first, producer second. That rarely produces great movies. Now that My Name is Earl is cancelled, maybe we can get Lee back in a Smith film.
gurgle gurgle gurgle by YeahSureWhatever	Jun 16th, 2009 11:39:12 AM

bomb by HaterofCrap	Jun 16th, 2009 11:43:39 AM
bigtime bomb
LOL YeahSure by quantize	Jun 16th, 2009 11:46:17 AM
was thinking about doing the Tracey Morgan / Stern reference myself!
beautifull by Beniffer	Jun 16th, 2009 11:48:23 AM
Kevin P likes this on twitter ... I think I saw Willw mention it too .. as well has KevinSmith many times.
but serisously .. by Beniffer	Jun 16th, 2009 11:55:04 AM
Mosier as a weak producer? Maybe .. I don't know how many viewskus he has done .. however, I think a 20 million $ clerks would have been better too. I am a fanboy .. I will admit. flame me. But I just connect with his shit more than I connect with top 10 cineplex bs constantly vomited out each season. Btw, can we RSS this shit?
Green Eyed Monster by OfficerJunior	Jun 16th, 2009 12:53:03 PM
I'm sensing a lot of jealosy in you tbers rage against K.Smith. Yeah, he's was a "slacker", put together some cash to film his own movie. Clerks made like a hundred times more than it cost to make. Studios continue to let Kev make what he wants cause they're all relatively low budget, they always see some return. As far as talent, I like dick and fart jokes. I think Smith was went to that well once too many times. But as the joker said, "if you're good at something, never do it for free."
I see the word DICKS and I feel a stirring in my loins by YackBacker	Jun 16th, 2009 01:16:21 PM
What, you don't feel that same excitement? (This is an example of an ironic dick joke, something Smith will milk ad nauseum in this film, just giving you a taste of Smith's DICKS-- OH ZINGER!).
Shit Bandits? by Mr. Lahey	Jun 16th, 2009 01:21:00 PM
Are Ricky and Julian in this? Shit-clock is tickin'.
Scott Mosier by enderandrew	Jun 16th, 2009 01:36:05 PM
There are times in many of Smith's films where it is readily evident they don't have much budget, but I will always be impressed that Mosier produced Chasing Amy for $250,000. That is quite an accomplishment.
'Bitch, Bitch, Bitch' by TedKordLives	Jun 16th, 2009 01:45:20 PM
Can anyone remember which movie ends with that line? It's some action movie, but I cannot recall the title at present.
It might be... by WS	Jun 16th, 2009 02:17:11 PM
From Dusk 'til Dawn...the movie doesn't end with that line, but the opening scene does, just before the credits start.
I AM CONVINCED! by malificus	Jun 16th, 2009 02:18:05 PM
I've done my share of Kevin Smith bashing in the past, but when I laid eyes on the outrageous hijinks in these set pics I know I'll feel empty and inadequate inside if I miss this one. I mean, that shot of the guys with the black masks just standing around? I spewed my coffee all over my keyboard! And that pic of Tracy Jordon calling his coke dealer in between scenes? I think I sprung a new 'roid or two trying to stifle my near-uncontrollable laughter. See? THIS is what this site is all about, getting the scoop, telling it like it is, and showing the media in it's earliest, most embryonic stages so we can all sit, climb on our respective bitch buggies and whip those horses straight through to hate town. Somebody go, my lead threw a shoe!
Which is it? Morgan? Jordon? I can't care!! by malificus	Jun 16th, 2009 02:20:22 PM

Kevin Smith's last film was Dogma by Samuel Fulmer	Jun 16th, 2009 02:32:02 PM
I pretend he hasn't made anything new after that one.
Is this the Garth Ennis comic? by blakindigo	Jun 16th, 2009 02:46:03 PM
Don't know anything about this movie.
we need an 'ASTRONAUT JONES' movie. by uberman	Jun 16th, 2009 03:05:20 PM
That would be great-Morgans 1960ish martini cool over sexed spacedman. Funny as shit. Also his other character, 'BRIAN FELLOWS SAFARI PLANET' is hilarious as well. Those two characters alone are worth the price of admission. Make it so...
Smith vs Linklater by ReportAbuse	Jun 16th, 2009 03:50:25 PM
Smith's limitations show up when you compare him to a peer like, say Linklater. Both same generation, outside Hollywood mainstream, a certain quirky geek sensibility. They start off with Slacker (or Dazed & Confused if you like) on the one hand and Clerks on the other. Good start for both, right? Enjoyed by critics and fans alike, proclaimed for showing tons of potential. Okay. Then Linklater goes on to make Before Sunrise, Waking Life, and A Scanner Darkly, to name a few. Smith goes on to give us Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, JSBSB and Jersey Girl (to hit the highlights.) Except for the imagination shown by Dogma, you don't see a lot of evolution or breadth in Kevin Smith's stuff.
ReportAbuse by WickedJester	Jun 16th, 2009 04:28:00 PM
It wasn't called the Jersey Trilogy for nothing...but now there's 6 of them. So, I'm not sure what to call it anymore. Point is, they didn't wander too far from each other with creativity in characters or ideas ..except Dogma,bc obviously Alyssa (C.A) wasn't God or an angel, but you get the idea.
by Beniffer	Jun 16th, 2009 04:36:42 PM
for me he is clerks / mallrats / chasing amy / dogma .. everything else .. miss fires .. but this will be something I will look forward to .. if not to just see where Kevin is at in his head
I'M BRIAN FELLOW! by Dr. Egon Spengler	Jun 16th, 2009 06:01:51 PM
First thing I think of when I hear Tracy Morgan's name.
Is that Keanu Reeves behind Sean William Scott? by MrMysteryGuest	Jun 16th, 2009 06:13:27 PM
Kinda looks like him.
The Headline read... by DrMorbius	Jun 16th, 2009 07:15:05 PM
..a couple of Dick Pics, so right away I thought... Harry and Mr. Beaks!!!
Anyone who can't appreciate the delights of Dogma and Chasing Am by The Grug	Jun 16th, 2009 08:00:48 PM
Is a cad and a philistine. Most of Smith's movies have been better than most of the dross Hollywood drums up.
I'm more of a fan of Kevin Smith himself by Killgore	Jun 17th, 2009 04:35:47 AM
Evening with Kevin Smith and Smodcast are fucking hysterical. The man is a fantastic storyteller. As a director, he hasn't been able to top Chasing Amy, which was brilliant. Otherwise, fuck all of you whiny bitches. If you don't like Kevin Smith's movies, then I'd like to see your shitty attempt at film making. At least he actually has the balls to make something and put it out there to be ripped apart.

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