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Eminem: I Welcomed
Bruno’s Kugel-Sack!!

Eminem squashed the Triumph thing years ago by MSA13	Jun 5th, 2009 03:59:28 PM
He made a song as Triumph, a video with Triumph, and even took over behind the puppet a couple times. This was to promote his new album and Bruno's album.
Bruno's film by MSA13	Jun 5th, 2009 04:00:07 PM
not album.
Hit the nail on the head, MSA. by TheMarineBiologist	Jun 5th, 2009 04:02:44 PM
Has "publicity stunt" written all over it.
Eminem is still a douchebag... by FilmGuy125	Jun 5th, 2009 04:05:33 PM
I wish someone would kick the shit out of him.
Not that funny by Camp_David	Jun 5th, 2009 04:05:38 PM
Still looking foward to the movie though.
Actually.. by FilmGuy125	Jun 5th, 2009 04:06:42 PM
..I'd like to see Eminem and Spencer "I'm The Fucking Man" Pratt go at it. Two douchebags for the price of one!!
This is new and informational. by Breotan	Jun 5th, 2009 04:06:52 PM
At least it would have been if you'd have posted this THE DAY IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
How many people will sue Cohen this time? by ackack	Jun 5th, 2009 04:07:21 PM

I doubt you have to wish, FilmGuy125 by Immortal_Fish	Jun 5th, 2009 04:08:50 PM
Clearly the guy has been (unsuccessfully) attempting to exorcise a closet full of demons for quite some time. It's such a shame that it pays him well. And yet, it hasn't managed to afford him any happiness. We can take our satisfaction from that much.
I'm pretty sure he was genuinely pissed off by slaughterstorm	Jun 5th, 2009 04:13:41 PM
Eminem is such an asshole.
Eminem should have... by MrEckosDickBlood	Jun 5th, 2009 04:16:50 PM
Pull out a gat with blanks and fired a few in the air to add some more realism to the affair!!!!
A gat to add realism? Dunno, but... by Breotan	Jun 5th, 2009 04:18:34 PM
...it would have been funny if he pulled out a tazer and zapped Cohen in the nutsack.
Eminem is such an asshole by slaughterstorm	Jun 5th, 2009 04:19:49 PM
eminem is such an asshole eminem is such an asshole eminem is such an asshole.
@Slaughterstorm by Breotan	Jun 5th, 2009 04:23:08 PM
Got all his albums, do ya?
They should've kept it a secret by Series7	Jun 5th, 2009 04:27:00 PM
Its funnier that way.
In case anybody missed it by Uncle Pooky	Jun 5th, 2009 04:30:10 PM
We also put a man on the moon and the Berlin Wall fell.
sure you were on it, marshall... by RaveX	Jun 5th, 2009 04:33:30 PM
only problem is, I've seen 8 mile, and I know you can't act that good.
HAHAHAHAHA I GET IT COOGLE SACK BECAUSE HES A JEW by ayoungdem	Jun 5th, 2009 04:41:06 PM
i love the creeping racism exhibited occasionally on here no wait i dont
ayoungdem by pdennett316	Jun 5th, 2009 04:45:19 PM
Fairly sure that Cohen made that joke himself, seen numerous places refer to it. So you might want to talk to the Jewish guy about the racism involved...I'm sure he'd tell you to chill the fuck out and grow a sense of humour. Prick!
In other news, War of the Worlds was a radio stunt. by JediRob	Jun 5th, 2009 04:47:30 PM
was anybody actually fooled by this? I thought it was kinda funny, but very apparent it was staged. You don't get production value that strong on random acts.
Still... this announcement totally smacks of trying to save face by greedosspeedo	Jun 5th, 2009 05:07:44 PM
Planned or not, self-deprecating or not, Eminem still comes off as a total pussy and wussy little cunt, which totally destroys his thug image. You got played son, by Sacha Baron Cohen & Bruno, plain and simple. Plus, the fact that your lilly white ass has to travel with 3 heavy-set black body guards, D12 or not, doesn't help either. You have no hip-hop cred and are no better than Vanilla Ice.
pdennett316 by ayoungdem	Jun 5th, 2009 05:16:04 PM
i stand corrected. also, eat a dick.
BRING ON THE MUSCLESTUDS! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBL0OD	Jun 5th, 2009 05:22:56 PM
I've been obsessed with muscular dudes for years. I love musclestuds. I can't stop thinking about their big bodies.
Is it okay if I don't believe him? by CherryValance	Jun 5th, 2009 05:27:19 PM
:D
Eminem is PC ? What a wimp. by bioforge	Jun 5th, 2009 05:28:15 PM
I guess beating mum is ok but he is scared of homoes. Fear is a powerful weapon.
greedosspeedo, you a gangsta, yo! by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 5th, 2009 05:28:48 PM
You all smackin' da bitches and hoes! Or whatever the hell it is! And, Eminem is still around? Good God, this is one one-trick pony who won't fuck off and go away...
Gee it was scripted? I HAD NO IDEA!!!! by Zardozap2005	Jun 5th, 2009 05:42:28 PM
That's right up there with saying Rush Limbaugh makes sense, and Bill O'raly is a really nice guy.
Lucky it wasn't Bale that he landed on... by SK229	Jun 5th, 2009 05:46:09 PM
everyone there would now be dead. Just saying... would have been lucky for us though.
Eminem and Triumph by enderandrew	Jun 5th, 2009 06:00:43 PM
I just watched that clip (I always dig Triumph) and Eminem didn't really do anything.
There is so much scripted that we don't know about... by GunterMonkey	Jun 5th, 2009 06:01:51 PM
Our lives are probably all designed by some corporation to sell us something...oh wait, that is how real life is!
Herc wheres the new abc promo with charlie???????? by ottomatic	Jun 5th, 2009 06:13:49 PM
Is that a damn spoiler or what for the new season of lost?Anyone else seen it?
lol, only morons thought it was real by ls420	Jun 5th, 2009 06:15:44 PM
and maybe a few kids
oh nevermind I forgot... by ottomatic	Jun 5th, 2009 06:17:36 PM
I should wait a few days to see it pop up on here. heres the link if anyone wants to see it.http://tinyurl.com/p4f6cu
Did someone just mention hip hop street cred on AICN? by WickedJester	Jun 5th, 2009 06:20:12 PM

Fa_Tass_DinoMolester by greedosspeedo	Jun 5th, 2009 06:28:41 PM
I just feel cheated that a cunt like Eminem breathes air and earns money and Tupaq, a superior artist, is dead. The world is better off with a homophobe like Eminem dead, or better off exiled into homelessness or prison, and his net worth donated to charity. Stop being such a pathetic Eminem lover, only a closeted faggot, could have affection for that cunt, you gay!
greedosspeedo by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 5th, 2009 06:43:56 PM
Either you're doing a really good impersonation of a fucking mentally defective fuck, or you ARE a fucking mentally defective fuck. Either way, just fuck off.
BTW, you can't spell "crap" by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 5th, 2009 06:45:27 PM
without "rap". Rap fucking sucks, especially "gangsta rap"...what garbage...
why was this ever a controversy?! by Browncoat_Jedi	Jun 5th, 2009 06:58:38 PM
You'd have to be an idiot to not see everyone was in on the joke. Jeez.
I "somehow" missed this by oisin5199	Jun 5th, 2009 07:02:05 PM
because I'm not a brainless adolescent and I have no reason to EVER watch MTV.
Yo Fa_Tass_DinoMolester!!! by greedosspeedo	Jun 5th, 2009 07:11:42 PM
My Horror African-Amercian Wigga Frat Boys are coming Whape your ass tonight. That's not a threat. More like a proposition. Let's make love!
lets setup a D-bag battle royal by Phategod2	Jun 5th, 2009 07:44:13 PM
Lets put all the famous D-bags in one piit and decide who would the biggest D-bag alive today award I nominate Em, Kanye West, and Lars Ulrich.
I want to fuck your mouth by performingmonkey	Jun 5th, 2009 08:28:39 PM
You little cockboys. Didn't Em use the fucking dog in the Ass Like That video? He speaks with the dog's voice on half of his motherfucking songs anyway, God damn it. I mean for Christ's sake everyone needs to pull their fucking butt plugs out (oh wait, it was your daddy's sweaty cock after gym) and take a walk down Easy Street. Eminem is the greatest and you would all eat the shit from his rectum if it meant he even noticed you and your face covered in shit and come. Btw Bruno is gonna be great. I can't wait to see it. Christ, it's about time we had some real fucking laughs this year after all the pretenders. Tell them to zip the fuck up 'cause Cohen is back and even though he's a jew he'll fucking rip the living shit out of jews for a laugh or as the backdrop to a fellating deities stageshow featuring live animals and crap. D'you know what gets me? All the 'legal' jokes there were about the Olsen twins, and now they're older no-one could give a fuck? What does that say about the sick fuck American psyche?? You can masturbate over under-aged girls and yet if someone stuffs their throbbing cock into another man's asshole they're going to hell due to their 'lifestyle'?? It's only 'cause they're frightened their own fucked up thoughts will come to the fore and spill out their mouths before the key's even been turned in the cell door. Jesus H Christ on a crutch petting a rabbit in a hutch creaming off a guy who's butch, what the hell is this world coming to???
I'd never heard of that Triumph "incident" by seppukudkurosawa	Jun 5th, 2009 08:45:00 PM
Talk about a media circle-jerk. There was no story there- it was a borenoying one-second exchange. Get a life, ya smegging celeb hags.
ayoungdem is right performingmonkey is an IDIOT by Proman1984	Jun 5th, 2009 08:46:16 PM
I'll start with performingmonkey who really DOESN'T GET what Cohen is doing and it is not making fun of whoever you think he's making fun of. Regardless, it's not about using the word "Kugel", it's about how it's used. The biggest offenders aren't the people who used the word but those who try to say that it's ok and everyone needs to chill out. Chill the fuck out yourself. In fact out chill youself. You chill yoursell out.
"Proman1984 in lack of sense of humour shock" by performingmonkey	Jun 5th, 2009 08:53:42 PM
Isn't 'kugel' Jewish food or something? I couldn't give a fuck either way but chill yourself and get a sense of humour. Eminem has one. No-one is ripping the shit out of jews here. Why do jews always play the sympathy card? Oh they can't be touched or they may cry. For fuck's sake. There is zero issue here.
Isn't Hercules Jewish? by nemesisdarkside	Jun 5th, 2009 09:02:33 PM
I don't think anybody meant to offend anybody! >_
Bruno cooked the books and cheated on his wife by performingmonkey	Jun 5th, 2009 09:21:22 PM

mtv movie awards? by punto	Jun 5th, 2009 10:18:29 PM
who cares. I just found out they happened from reading this
em also confirmed water is wet, and snow is cold by ironic_name	Jun 5th, 2009 11:21:16 PM

"kugel" by Hercules	Jun 5th, 2009 11:59:45 PM
means "ball" in German. Bruno is German. He makes reference to his ballsack. "Kugel" is also the Yiddish name for a family of delicious Jewish casseroles and desserts. I'm not certain how, even using this definition, Bruno screaming "my kugel sack" would be particularly offensive to my fellow Jews. And knowing is half the battle.
Bruno's actually meant to be Austrian by seppukudkurosawa	Jun 6th, 2009 12:03:21 AM
And just to add that little cherry of smugness to this post, I'll go ahead and paraphrase ya: "Knowing is half the battle."
New Emiinem song - "Ass in Face" by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 6th, 2009 12:12:48 AM

Speaking of Eminem by Aphex Twin	Jun 6th, 2009 12:20:14 AM
Is that fucked up version of 'Have Gun Will Travel' still being made?
Eminem 2.0 by ArmandVA	Jun 6th, 2009 12:27:17 AM
pretty sure i just saw the heir to the Eminem throne on Kimmel. Asher Roth. anybody else seen this doucebag? he looks like a walking date rape waiting to happen. i blame robert matthew van winkle.
Enemanem by dumbpeoplesuck	Jun 6th, 2009 02:18:15 AM
Seems like a better, more descriptive name.
Viacom finally embraces the 90s. by gotilk	Jun 6th, 2009 02:40:05 AM
Runs to wal mart to grab latest Creed CD.
This talkback has been good... by Rocco Curioso	Jun 6th, 2009 06:26:24 AM
FOR ME TO POOP ON!! Seriously, though... now that Conan's in the driver's seat on the Tonight Show, would it kill him to go for broke one night and let Triumph guest host? No, I do not keed. Just run it up the flagpole once and see who salutes.
Eminiem Homophobe???? by johnnyangel	Jun 6th, 2009 07:37:57 AM
Hell No!! Eminem got himself tea-bagged on national TV!!! Seems to me like he's trying to come out.
Rap .... CRap??? Oh shit!!! by Sicuv Uyall	Jun 6th, 2009 07:56:12 AM
You can't spell rap without crap... hahaha that is so fuckin' hilarious yet insightful and witty at the same time. You sound like somebody's white old grandfather complaining about music. Fuckin cracker... Oh, does that sound racist? Well, i guess I'm not alone then. I'm not saying that if you don't like rap, you're racist.. I'm just saying that the words "white, redneck, and dipshit" fit your profile. Stick to your fuckin' Phish records, hippie.
Kugelsack by Al_Shut	Jun 6th, 2009 08:05:41 AM
So that's what it sounds like when you look up a word in a dictonary and than randomly pick one of the results. I hate to think my english must sound like that at times too.
What? If you don't like rap... by morGoth	Jun 6th, 2009 08:15:46 AM
...you are automatically a racist? How about maybe I just don't like it, period. Let's see, I don't like Phish either so does that make me a white/black racist? Does that mean I'm a gray racist? I don't think Sasha Coen is very funny either so I guess I'm also a Nazi. I also think some of Eminem's stuff is funny...does that qualify me as a stick-up-your-assaphobe? See how I did that?
Look Up "Irrelevant Has-Been" In The Dictionary by LaserPants	Jun 6th, 2009 08:53:32 AM
And theres a picture of Eminem.
wait, who's irrelevant? by RedHorseVector	Jun 6th, 2009 09:17:39 AM
leaving aside the issue of personal taste, i'm laughing my ass off at all the people referring to eminem as irrelevant. his album is the best seller of the year, and in general, he is the NUMBER ONE album seller of the decade. i wouldn't blame you if you hated his music, but to call him irrelevant is only to show how far removed YOU are from reality. but since laserpants was one of the people who suggested this, it should come as no surprise that he has no idea what he's talking about.
Eminem is a pretty weird dude by ORGANIZED CHAOS	Jun 6th, 2009 09:24:15 AM
To be fair, Eminem is a pretty great rapper. Check out songs like "Infinite", "Sing for the moment" and "Lose yourself". His two records "The Marshall Mathers LP" and "The Eminem show" are pretty damn great. At least he's not like those ridiculous so-called "gangsta" rappers we're force-fed now, who go on endlessely about Bling and Clubs and and whatnot. However, there's definitely a problem when a guy feels forced to have a song about him killing his mother, his ex-wife and homosexuals on every damn record. Admittedly, that's what gave him all the attention in the first place and it was entertaining but to still be calling people faggots left and right on his new CD when he's now supposedly friends with Elton John (of all people) just doesn't make sense. This is a guy who still has the same shtick he did when he started off, who feels forced to talk to us about his private life when we just don't care anymore. His last two records I think were absolute trash and shows he has nothing interesting left to say anymore.
Sicuv Uyall, by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 6th, 2009 11:08:37 AM
You refuse...Well you were right about one thing...I AM a Neo-Hippie. So yes, I'll continue to avoid brain-dead belligerent assholes screaming "I slap the bitch, I slap the bitch" at the top of their lungs for fifteen minutes. Now fuck off and die, your sub-mental shit-monger!
Wow, gangsta shits read AICN? by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 6th, 2009 11:16:46 AM
They're like, two of them, but still. They're too dumb to realize what site they're on, apparently...
I think this backfired on him by GreenRiver	Jun 6th, 2009 12:08:03 PM
It helps Cohen with his new movie, but I don't see how Eminem really benefitted from this engagement. No matter what they agreed on beforehand, the rest of the world saw Eminem get punked in a way that undermined his tough guy act.
War of the Worlds was a hoax? WTF??? by Cletus Van Damme	Jun 6th, 2009 01:23:45 PM
That shit didn't really go down?
People thought this was real at the time? by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 6th, 2009 02:22:17 PM
and not a stunt? Really? jesus.
aicn...or aicngangsta mtvers? by simondark	Jun 6th, 2009 03:48:16 PM
first, since when did aicn become an affiliate of mtv?When did they decide to dangle off the taint hair that is MTV?someone mentioned irrelevancies earlier...isnt that MTV by definition?and I didnt catch it either b/c Im not a 12 year old girl on the verge of my first period.
simondark by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 6th, 2009 05:34:22 PM
It was the MTV movie awards. Shit I grant you, but movies all the same...and this is um...a movie gossip site. It's not hard to put two and two together on this one, bud.
I can't believe Eminem is still around. by rbatty024	Jun 7th, 2009 10:00:09 AM
He's still doing the same old schtick he used to, he's just switching out the celebrities. It's pretty sad when a has been celebrity has to rely on the same strategies as gossip magazines in order to make a comeback.
RedHorseVector by Anal Inflictor	Jun 7th, 2009 11:09:53 AM
Britney Spears has sold nearly as many albums as Slim Shady. Is she really relevant? The question is, relevant to whom? Feminem is relevant to two groups - the boardroom of UMG and 22 and under, punk-ass, wannabe black white thugs the world over.
Meant whites who wannabe black by Anal Inflictor	Jun 7th, 2009 11:10:42 AM

Thats cause Noel Gallagher/ Oasis is quality by TheMandrakeRoot	Jun 7th, 2009 11:00:30 PM
Eminem is not.
You can get felched or do the felching by turketron_2	Jun 8th, 2009 10:59:52 AM
Just sayin
MrEckosDickBlood by HoboCode	Jun 8th, 2009 11:39:35 AM
At least spell Eko's name correctly numbnuts.

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