What type of fucking pussy kills themselves leaving behind a wife and three kids to mourn them.

Fuck Carradine. No respect for him.

And if he DID die getting his rocks off, I hope it isn't covered up and called a suicide like with Michael Hutchence. It's weird, what's considered more PC: hanging yourself or banging yourself?

By the way, someone's already added Carradine's entry to the wikipedia article on Erotic Asphyxiation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A utoerotic_asphyxiation#Famous_ cases

Thanks for taking the extra time (despite the ZOMG DEY GOT SCOOPD AGIN! comments) to write what we all come here for: your thoughts.

The circumstances of his death are already being debated and discussed, but its kinda like the end of Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story where his widow narrates that "..over the years, people asked a lot of questions about the way he died, but I prefer to remember him the way he lived."

I'll take that advice, I think. David Carradine provided a LARGE wealth of entertainment for a lot of us, and for that, I'll miss seeing him on film and television.

Its flattering you pray to the rectal prolapse in a jar that bore your ignorant ass, that you one day grow up to be me-- but seriously....drop fucking dead. Strive to be someone else-- like Neil Armstrong or Danny fucking Kaye. You don't want to be me. My life is a roadmap of pain. And you...you are just the chewed up chunk of garbanzo beans in my enema stew. Buy yourself a fucking body-bag, you sniveling sack of pancreatic cancer.

RIP Caine!

"...I hear the spring, the bird in the trees, the bees in their nest, the falcon overhead, the cicada..."

"Old man! How is it you can hear all these things?"

"Hehehe...young man...how is it you do not?"

Love me some Kung Fu!!!

These are the answers I must know.

And 2, Harry has defended Dickblood in another TB, one where people (mistakenly) said Dickblood had been banned. Harry reached out and said if true, it shouldn't happen bc Dickblood makes Harry laugh. He said to email him and he would help reinstate his name.

So, I don't think this DoubleO Agent is him.

It isn't Harry.

Today...Harry wins.

Death by sexual asphyxiation gone wrong?

Death by murder/cover up?

If it was a sex thing I refute my earlier comments about not respecting Carradine. At 72 you gotta give pops props.

People who kill themselves usually plan it out and make themselves look as best they can. This already looks very much like the Thai police just don't want to add to their already record worst year for tourism.

I hope this doesn't just go away. People should know that when visiting third world countries you're putting your life at risk.

That's all you need say about the man.

Pls keep the name though - together we will be stronger!

Just ask you not to diss Dickblood again i'm rather fond of the chap.

Thanks for the good times.

Cord: How?

Blind Man: I ate him.

Cord: Peace.

Chang-sha: [laughs] Don't wish it on me. The whole world is in commotion and you wish me peace! I don't know what peace is, I don't want it. Don't you listen to the desert? Even when there's no wind the sand sings.

Cord: My name is Cord.

Chang-sha: Ha! You see? Cord! [laughs]

Chang-sha: Play a Cord, strike a Cord? Even your name is a noise! What do you want, Cord? You want us to play on you? My wives can make your skin sing.

WHYYYYY!!!

Also, later Carradine.

I heard he was "too old for this shit." or something.

(thanks)

http://tinyurl.co m/ollalb

But I'm gonna guess they wouldn't give it those cool features you mentioned.

Anyway, seeing as how I haven't said it yet, David and his brothers (not to mention his father) brought some serious cool to the screen- silver and otherwise. I'll miss having him around.

goodnight.

'For just $10 extra you can hang your coat where David Carradine hung himself.'

If they did do that it would be a sick and despicable thing to do.

It could still be suicide. He just wanted 'little David' to check out at the same time as big David.

Top thread has been reached. We put you on top where you belong David, you dirty, dirty old man.

Many people say they want funerals to be happy celebrations not depressing ordeals, and in that spirit I think we're giving ol' Dave a good send off.

rest in peace asshopper.

Check it out.

The auto-erotic death by misadventure is looking more and more likely.

"Marina accused Carradine of "deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly""

http://tinyurl.com/p zck3u

I seriously doubt David would off himself intentionally because of depression or stress. Remember, he was still involved in the shooting of the latest movie. A big insurance liability if an actor dies suddenly while the film is half-complete.

I'm sure as a private sex addict, David practiced the risky yet very pleasurable act in the past. Dozens of times and survived. Something went wrong that killed him at the ripe old age of 72.

David lived his life to the fullest and that's the greatest accomplishment anyone has to enjoy the fruits of life. And he departed this world after a mind-blowing orgasmic pleasure.

Unless your father likes to wear his tie REALLY tight.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/a rchive/carradine1.html

Marina accused Carradine of "deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly"

If true, my money is on his daughter, Calista.

are there blue balls in heaven?

http://tinyurl.com/qse6 cm

Makes you think if Bruce Lee had lived he would probably be sitting on a street corner playing with his own feces right now.

Yeah, that's her. Though the picture doesn't do her justice.

Find some pics where she was dressed as Mata Hari. It's clear David had a bit of a fixation with her. He filmed her for 20 years, to make a definitive Mata Hari movie.

"Y our love, prayers and support are appreciated most but if you would like to make a donation please do so here."

it sure in the hell doesn't sound like a suicide. it might have been an accidental death, but it sure in the hell wasn't a suicide.

And if he went out in full freak fashion, more power to him. At least he didn't take anybody with him (not counting the mini-Caine swimmers that got stuck to the carpet).

"Good riddance. Little boys across Thailand feel safer already."

Email these people here:

professionalinquiries@ david-carradine.com

Discuss.

I also suspect foul play. The only way I can even fathom David Carradine killing himself is if he had just been diagnosed with some horrible terminal disease. Even then it just doesn't seem to fit.

My thoughts go out to his family and friends. I hope they pursue an investigation into this most suspicious of circumstances...

Then again, when you're 72, do what you want. Go how you wanna go.

Fuck! So conflicted!

FUCK!

Ergo, there ain't no good days for Thai children. Unless they like assfuckings.

Meee post here looong time.

*This comment does not encompass or validate fakebl00d, who is embarassing himself with his persistent 'shitness' while simultaneously getting a hard-on over the fact that he's never had this much attention on these boards before.

In other words, all you are doing is defeating your own purpose: you are making DGDB look better and better each time you talk.

Play trolls off 'good cop bad cop style'. You know be your normal easy going self, and then BAM - Twatwaffle shows up and kicks them in the cunts.

I lover buttery twatwaffles.

"Gaghhh... put my wallet down... you fucking lady boy cuuuuuunt...gaaaaa"

Say it aint fucking so chief?

Cuntannutlick_preOp would have been better.

Hanging up that dragon claw for the last time. Man, he was cutting up shit with his hand while Freddie Kruger and Wolverine were in diapers.

Huzzah!

This site is like a mobius strip of craziness. I am an addict.

Watch his good stuff and think of him that way, fondly.

I'm hijacking this obit for Mr Han Man!

"Your fight with the guards was magnificent. Your skills are EXTRA-ordinary"

I hear it works best alone.

Mr Han Man on the other hand was as Professional as they come.

I know, I know, DGDB... "gargle my piss," "I'll shit in your lungs," "reverse shop-vac my smegma back into your dead grandmother's oversized novelty colostomy bag"...

I'm just gonna keep repeating the one good joke I have. If that Wampa guy can do it, so can I.

Just curious; I've never seen a single episode of Kung Fu.

But when I bowl, each pin is DiDio's melon.

It feels so good to pass judgement on strangers...

But we should make a BALEBACK/PROFESSIONALS Bowling team. The jerseys would look awesome.

Not meaning to yell at you or anything. Just how I do what I do.

Apparently, Kill Bill was not Carradine at his most masochistic. Zing!

That could be just me. People are mean.

Still, you hear about people dying from this shit all the time, and being found in these horrible, embarrassing scenarios. Why? Is normal jerking off so passe in comparison? Why would anyone want to add a lethal degree of risk to something as mundane as jerking off, when there are things like, say, heroin just as easily available? And WTF is with the closet?

Bangkok's gotta be a fucking weird place, man.

I never heard of such things happening until recently. I mean, that shit kills brain cells, you know? I'd rather stick with my whip-its.

Plus, he was 70+ years old.

You're welcome.

And the "passing out" thing might have been on a recent Dateline or chain e-mail, but it's not new... kids were doing that when I was in Jr. High school in like '89. I knew it was a bad idea the first and only time I tried it. Then, like you say, I found out about weed and N2O and decided there were less hazardous ways to have fun with consciousness.

At least we never found out about Jenkum. $10 says that shit figures into Amy Winehouse's obit somehow.

Reminds me of that bit from a Chris Rock routine. "If you put a lima bean in a baby's bottle with gasoline and suck it, you'll get FUCKED up!"

Bless you, son! You've made my day!

law of averages caught up with him at 73...

Cobra_Kai

CobraKai

Biggus_Dickus
BiggusDickus

Who do we trust now?

But at least my doppleganger TheContinentalOp was nice enough to change his name.

He once said "I'm no kind of Scientologist, but I've been around it enough to know it's a very intelligent thing not to oppose it."

Of course, the significant latter part of that quote didn't appear in the New York Times version of the story.

According to them, he said "I'm no kind of Scientologist, but I've been around it enough to know it's a very intelligent thing"

"The two ropes were tied together," he said. "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."

Thai police completed an autopsy on Carradine Friday but so far have not released the results.

So hey, at least now we know, it wasn't tied around his ballsack. It was tied around his cock. This is vitally important for anyone wishing to indulge in copycat acts as a tribute to the man.

In the end it was Mr Floppy that killed him.

I'm serious. That has got to be the worst way to perish. Not obly does everyone find out what you were doing at the last minutes of your life, you have a rope around your nuts to boot. Just to underline things in case no one got it the first time.

DISCUSS!!!!

"12 year olds. They fit like a glove."

But thanks Stuntcock Mike. I think you're a funny, reasonable fellow as well.

Also, my grandfather's in the Bowling Hall of Fame in St.Louis, so I'm kinda obligated to like it-family tradition and all that.

I wonder when there's gonna be a TedKordDies?

This shit is getting morbid.

I don't need anyone to tell me that I don't need to see these pics.

Carradine sorta looks like my boss.

But Mike is right. Bowling + Coke = Professional.

http://tinyurl.com/q2fth3

http://tinyurl.com/rdltd l

I'll...be right back! oOOoOoOoOHHH!

underoos, we know you won't stop, but you should know that you don't provide laughs, shock, or entertainment, nor do you even provide annoyance because, frankly? its been done.

These other douche bags exist merely for their amusement, and contribute nothing. That is indeed a FAILTROLL.

It's been years since I saw them, but from what I remember...yeah. they're not that bad at all.

And there in the background is Mr Han Man. He'd love to join in but that Dragon Claw's a bit of a liability for this particular pastime.

Mind you, he can toss a mean caesar salad.

But back to the really important topic-My Pop: He had a good bit of Cherokee in him, so he, like me, had a super-fast metabolism to keep him slim. My fucking luck, the only other Cherokee traits I inherited was the ability to grow spotty facial hair and a taste for booze.

Hey guys, thanks for not ripping my scrotum off. I realize I've taken this awesome TB pretty far off track. But I didn't sleep at all last night and I'm pretty wonky right now.

You got sunshine outside, perhaps. Go for a walk or something. You can't be enjoying this - so it's simple, do something else.

You want to come back and post on this website then come back tommorrow as 'yourself' and make a fresh start.

That album had Alphabet Street man - great tune!

That reminds me I need to buy more rope and get my ball back.

It is like when people say "Why isn't Oliver Stone done with Viet Nam?" I am always thinking to myself, "Well, maybe if you ever went to a place like that you could understand why it would be constantly on his mind. It is the single most important thing to happen in his life, and that includes children and making movies."

Of course, it doesn't mean the rest of us have to get excited by it.

Seriously, tho, my boss looks like David Carradine. Google Image search Steve Bercu. Great guy, but totally reminds me of DC. Same laid-back demeanor as well.