Home Cool News Coaxial Reviews Zone Chat Contact Us Sign in

Talkbacks

guh?
by smiteboy
Jun 3rd, 2009
02:27:09 PM
Don't know if I saw this one or not
by Big_Daddy_Nero
Jun 3rd, 2009
02:27:32 PM
But those were all pretty fun movies, Columbus was on a roll there for quite a while..
??The trailer certainly looks promising.???
by Vorlagen
Jun 3rd, 2009
02:39:37 PM
I really, really can't say that the trailer looks promising at all....
I don't know...
by wampa 1
Jun 3rd, 2009
02:40:43 PM
...but it sure smells good!
OK for the trailer
by Alphanumeric1971
Jun 3rd, 2009
02:50:54 PM
We Are Amused.
Gave me a few chuckles
by Alkohal
Jun 3rd, 2009
02:54:21 PM
I'd give it a shot.
Lead actor dude
by Himbo
Jun 3rd, 2009
02:57:53 PM
looks like he's in his 30s.
I don't know about this one.
by Alec.Eiffel
Jun 3rd, 2009
03:04:10 PM
The book was great, but the movie seems to be every bit the terrible movie that the book was trying to be the good version of. I bet Columbus didn't even take the time to read it.
Ouch.
by Jawa 007
Jun 3rd, 2009
03:05:37 PM
not sure what that trailer is supposed to be.
Stay in Bounds
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 3rd, 2009
03:10:33 PM
Explaining the lightsaber to the jock . . . no one would do that. You can't go for a "charming real world" comedy and throw in Monty Python beats. (Unless he was trying to by the girl time, then I will stand corrected.)
Dammit - "buy"
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 3rd, 2009
03:11:03 PM
Movie looks awful
by D.Vader
Jun 3rd, 2009
03:20:52 PM
And the main character looks like he's 33, not 17/18. And I'm pretty sure he's that douche at the MTV Movie Awards that humped his golden popcorn and continuously yelled out for everyone to suck his dick.
Evan Dorkin is a god
by daggor
Jun 3rd, 2009
03:22:03 PM
Check out his solo work, if you haven't.
Trailer is...
by BCfreeB
Jun 3rd, 2009
03:23:21 PM
...better than the first trailer. But still pretty bad.
couldn't figure out why the trailer was so weak...
by mithrandir16
Jun 3rd, 2009
03:35:42 PM
...until the 20th century fox logo showed up.
Gods, he does look 30
by DennisMM
Jun 3rd, 2009
03:39:51 PM
You know you've got a problem when Cameron, in a beard, doesn't look much older than the "kid" playing his son.
one_guy_from_andromeda - Lol!
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 3rd, 2009
03:52:49 PM
Matt & Trey treatment needed: "And this 30-year-old's about to find out . . . derpa, derpa, derrrrrrrrrrrrr!" Rated PG-13.
Agree With daggor
by Jonas Grumpy
Jun 3rd, 2009
03:53:23 PM
Evan Dorkin IS a god among men. In the cartooning world, at least. MERV GRIFFIN!!!
LAME!!!!!!
by brattyben
Jun 3rd, 2009
04:10:46 PM
This movie looks so cliche and so lame. Ug. I used to have respect for Hayden. But, hey, I guess she needs to eat too. And where did this art come from?? The book isn't a graphic novel, so how come the art?
This looks unfunnier than
by ackack
Jun 3rd, 2009
04:13:08 PM
Land of the Lost and Year One combined.
Paul Rust
by Elohim
Jun 3rd, 2009
04:17:11 PM
Paul Rust is one funny motherfucker. I've seen him at the UCB on multiple occasions, and he does some incredibly insane stuff on stage. That said, I doubt they're using him to his full potential here. And yes, he does look 30.
Hollywood Always
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 3rd, 2009
04:23:40 PM
takes talent and chains it.
This movie looks awesome. Also, I'm 8 years old.
by theneonsamurai
Jun 3rd, 2009
04:43:07 PM
Looks AWESOME
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jun 3rd, 2009
04:58:13 PM
This should be the greatest movie to hit the big screen since Transformers
i dont know the pages from the book are funny...
by TheDark0Knight
Jun 3rd, 2009
05:01:40 PM
the trailer looks incredibly mediocre.
Christ
by caruso_stalker217
Jun 3rd, 2009
05:11:28 PM
This looks dumb.
That's great.
by BadMrWonkaSucksCock
Jun 3rd, 2009
05:53:16 PM
Columbus Has The Opposite...
by Rebeck2
Jun 3rd, 2009
05:55:00 PM
Of the Midas Touch... Everything he touches turns to utter and complete crap. Seriously, he's the fucking worst - fun premise, shit execution. Starting with the extremely unfunny 35 year-old in the lead role.
This is fake, right?
by Magnum Opus
Jun 3rd, 2009
06:05:23 PM
It seems just as self-aware bad as Yo Teach!
This movie will suck.
by DoctorZoidberg
Jun 3rd, 2009
06:16:00 PM
Come back John Hughes!
by zapano
Jun 3rd, 2009
06:18:24 PM
All is forgiven! well maybe not all, but you should try directing again!
This Could be Horror
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 3rd, 2009
06:22:10 PM
Maybe the whole trailer is a flashback and the Cthulhu zombies (?) attack right after she drops the towel. Someone go see it and report back. Lol! Wooo!
On Second Viewing
by DennisMM
Jun 3rd, 2009
06:30:26 PM
That's even worse. Though I have to agree with the young woman at the end: Sexual etiquette demands that after a FFM, you give equal attention to both skanks.
This looks unfunnier than...
by ackack
Jun 3rd, 2009
06:41:19 PM
The Foot Fist Way. Yeah, I said it. Overrated.
This looks unfunnier than NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM 1 & 2!!
by Mike_D
Jun 3rd, 2009
06:44:10 PM
its true
Wouldn't it be great ...
by DennisMM
Jun 3rd, 2009
06:47:09 PM
if they gave it a "Last American Virgin" style ending? They go through all this crap together, and the hot chick dumps the protagonist and goes back to her old boyfriend. I'd like to see that.
Quantum Leap crossover?
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 3rd, 2009
06:56:58 PM
A better Beth...
by oh_riginal
Jun 3rd, 2009
07:12:15 PM
... would be Amanda Wyss in Better Off Dead. Just saying. Hot.
Life doesn't work like it does in that Beth Cooper movie.
by Orionsangels
Jun 3rd, 2009
07:14:44 PM
You say you love a girl while speaking at your graduation. Everyone laughs at you. The girl thinks you're gross. You go home and cry and life goes on.
What planet does Beth Cooper take place on?
by Orionsangels
Jun 3rd, 2009
07:18:53 PM
Seriously, where were these girls when I went to high school? Apparently these girls have nothing better to do than to hang out with those two dorks? Oh if only real life were like that, but it's not. Who are the makers of this film trying to kid?
Girls today are different
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 3rd, 2009
07:23:03 PM
Some are more nerdy than the guys. I thought I'd never see the day where hot women would even bother looking at a comic book.
The Thurber-Prize is a good ship but she's no Enterprise
by YackBacker
Jun 3rd, 2009
07:31:43 PM
I got nothin...
This looks unfunnier than...
by ackack
Jun 3rd, 2009
07:33:40 PM
Sex Drive, Observe and Report, Miss March, Zach and Miri make a porno, Monsters vs. Aliens, Blades of Glory, Madtv, Juno
I Love You, Hayden Panettiere!!
by ShogunMaster
Jun 3rd, 2009
08:13:06 PM
And to prove Love is blind, I'm totally going to forgive you for being in this movie...
Only thing funny about this movie...
by the zapper
Jun 3rd, 2009
08:15:48 PM
..is that I actually have a friend who likes a girl called Beth Cooper. And this guy lives with Beth's brother. And Beth and her brother look alarmingly alike. Yes,..yes its awkward...
the zapper, this is good gossip
by YackBacker
Jun 3rd, 2009
08:17:42 PM
So, let me ask- is your Beth manly or is her brother a Wachowski if ya know what I mean?
I state again, this movie will suck
by DoctorZoidberg
Jun 3rd, 2009
08:22:44 PM
The trailer is awful. The actors engender hate. I miss Ferris.
DoctorZoidberg
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 3rd, 2009
08:32:14 PM
Damn straight. Ferris and the like back then, you didn't see EVERY plot point a mile away. This movie was dated after the first draft. Ferris (as the example) you still pick up on things. Damn, watched Wargames the other day, that still holds up very well. Fucking recylced shit is what we get so often these days.
Music
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 3rd, 2009
08:34:20 PM
Music is the same way, turn to most any station (not that I listen to radio) and every song is a carbon copy just about. And people keep buying it. I mean fine, but I just don't get it. but I'm an asshole. Humbug!
Thank God it's not just me.
by Darkman
Jun 3rd, 2009
08:41:47 PM
The book might be a laugh riot, but the trailer was liquid shit.

The CGIed killer raccoon, the toaster oven (?) getting lodged into the wall, the faggy screaming of the protagonist. This shit's supposed to be funny?

And don't even goddamn get me started on what looks to be one of my new pet peeves: the object of the protagonist's desire dating a psycho asshole. None of the films I've seen (including WEDDING CRASHERS, AVP: REQUIEM and NEVER BACK DOWN) satisfactorily explains why she'd be with such a dangerous character; she just *is*.

Goddamn, does this film look repugnant.
That cartoon is not funny.
by MaxTheSilent
Jun 3rd, 2009
08:43:26 PM
Was it supposed to be?
My Dick told me to go see the Cheerleader Flick....
by danger_havok
Jun 3rd, 2009
08:54:08 PM
....I said NO and saved myself from witnessing a cliche' of 80's revival humor from a bland teen-sex-comedy.... Now, I'm dating a supermodel, I drive a spaceship to places, and I eat food made from the future. Who said trusting your gut instinct was a waste of time. Thanks for watching. "WHERE THE FUCK IS KURT RUSSELL!?!?" - DANGER HAVOK
danger_havok - Nice! Haha!
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 3rd, 2009
09:04:54 PM
this looks unfunnier than...
by ackack
Jun 3rd, 2009
09:28:24 PM
MST3K after TV's Frank left.
Really, the bio was funny.
by lazygarfield
Jun 3rd, 2009
09:34:52 PM
Made me laugh.
"He currently makes his living writing
by gotilk
Jun 3rd, 2009
09:36:00 PM
creenplays and writes for magazines whenever he can afford it."

That one snuck up on me. Funny stuff.
A_Clockwork_Irony
by gotilk
Jun 3rd, 2009
09:38:03 PM
I feel your pain. Radio is dead.
gotilk
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 3rd, 2009
09:51:15 PM
Do you remember rock 'n' roll radio? Damn, time to dust off some Ramones!
What a crock of shit that will be.
by scriptgirl_nipples
Jun 3rd, 2009
10:09:50 PM
We need JOHN HUGHES!!!!!!!
by BillyMayesHere
Jun 3rd, 2009
10:23:03 PM
This looks lame. I loved WIERD SCIENCE - Where's the modern day version of that????
Well not the Hughes that brought us
by A_Clockwork_Irony
Jun 3rd, 2009
11:07:51 PM
Baby's Day Out. Okay, I admit, I never saw it, so it could be GOLD!
"And the one thing... he never expected!"
by D.Vader
Jun 3rd, 2009
11:20:34 PM
Riiiiiiight. He didn't expect the psycho boyfriend to go nuts and come after him. No, not after calling him out on being a psycho boyfriend during his graduation speech. Nah uh. Totally unexpected.
"Hello? It was a threesome!"
by D.Vader
Jun 3rd, 2009
11:23:14 PM
Huh?
THAT HAPPENED TO ME!
by The Dark Shite
Jun 3rd, 2009
11:23:59 PM
Sort of. Not the Star Wars part, but I did once hang out with a weird kid called Wayne.

I believe his invitation was something like "Wanna play cockfights?" After explaining what it was, he denied it was gay, saying "Me & Stevie Johnson do it all the time & we're not gay. We go to Karate." Hence I hung out with him "once."

Re: YackBacker
by the zapper
Jun 3rd, 2009
11:49:13 PM
a little from column A, a little from column B...
I
by CENOBITE
Jun 4th, 2009
12:04:03 AM
THAT's the movie that must be made!
f*(#!n $#!+
by CENOBITE
Jun 4th, 2009
12:05:03 AM
I hate it when that happens.
Speaking of QUANTUM LEAP (you guy up there)...
by SnapT
Jun 4th, 2009
01:25:46 AM
...with all the remakes, why isn't anybody making a QUANTUM LEAP movie? Everybody in the world loves the SHIT out of Dr. Sam Beckett and his wacky sex-crazed hologram pal.
Trailer looks better than the domestic version
by LaneDobler
Jun 4th, 2009
02:08:57 AM
I loved the book, so I will give this a shot, but to be really faithful to the book the movie has to be "R", which by the looks of the trailers, it won't be
Does Hayden have a penis?
by twogunjames
Jun 4th, 2009
04:09:48 AM
Have you seen those pictures of Hayden over on WWTDD? I mean, she has a package, and I don't mean a present. Unless your into that I guess. Then it's christmas every day!
Star Wars Jokes
by GhostDad
Jun 4th, 2009
04:26:39 AM
Is there an easier joke than the "OMG NERDS WHO LIKE STAR WARS" gimmick these days? Enough is enough, really. People talking about Star Wars is no longer funny.. the prequels sucked, the clone wars cartoon movie sucked, it's over.
Also
by GhostDad
Jun 4th, 2009
04:28:04 AM
The game goes for "STAR WARS BUT GAY!" jokes. Least funny shit ever.
Just watched the international trailer.
by Darkman
Jun 4th, 2009
07:39:13 AM
It wasn't crystal clear in the domestic trailer that Beth was dating the psycho asshole, but now it is.

Seriously, fuck this movie.
Needs more GIANT PIG
by GIANT_PIG
Jun 4th, 2009
08:04:25 AM
GIANT PIG!!!
Just went to the official Site
by jhnmiller825
Jun 16th, 2009
12:50:36 PM
Wow this site is great (www.iloveyoubethcoopermovie.c om). If you haven’t heard of I Love You Beth Cooper yet you need to take a look at the trailer. The movie is all about revealing a crush that a nerd in high school has on a girl who happens to be the hottest girl in his class. But that’s not all; he does it during his graduation ceremony! I can’t wait to see it, but their promo is also great promo. If you go to the official website, you can upload a video to reveal your secret! At first I had no intent of making my own video, but after all of the laughs I got from the one’s I watched, I had to! I also read about a competition for the videos, if your selected you get your video broadcasted on national television!
Click for previous story Talk Back More on this story Click for next story

User login

Quick Talkback

Please login to post talkback.