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A Positively Aggravating Spy Pic of Josh Brolin as JONAH HEX! and 2 great ones!

How very post worthy. by JuanSanchez	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:38:43 AM

Hmm. by ReportAbuse	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:38:45 AM
It's an evocative photograph as such but doesn't convey a lot about the character.
What about that Fox, Megan? by Monkeybrains	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:39:23 AM
More pics of her in that tight outfit, please.
Wow... by 11ZOMBIES	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:41:13 AM
Who cares? I mean really, who cares?
There are other photos (LINK) by The Brains	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:42:45 AM
http://tinyurl.com/qk3vza
Yeah, this needs Megan Fox's pink zone on a bike. by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:43:18 AM
Just sayin'
Megan Fox IS a pink zone on a bike. by The Dark Shite	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:44:27 AM

You got the Sherlock Holmes pic mixed up by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:45:50 AM
Whoops
The Brains by BrooseTheScharuk	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:50:01 AM
Hey man, those pics are waaay better, except for the fact that they seem to have kind of pussied out on the scarring. Hopefully there will be a bit of CG to augment it, although I don't see any markers on his face or anything like that.
BrooseTheScharuk by The Brains	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:51:35 AM
Yes, that's the first thing that struck me too.
11th-15th possibly by robertplant	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:58:25 AM
11th-15th
ooh 11th by robertplant	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:58:44 AM
12th
Looks like a tanning booth accident... by BurnHollywood	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:02:25 AM
I was hoping more for Two-Face from TDK...WTF?
The Thomas Jane makeup job was better. by Hammer2Fall	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:06:11 AM
Whoever did that should have gotten this gig.
Didn't direct Kung Fu Panda by Andyrooskie	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:22:06 AM
It was Horton Hears a Who, but I suppose it's all the same. Know nothing of Jonah Hex, but I'm intrigued...
Hey Josh, you got a little something on your face. by otm shank	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:27:00 AM
No, the other side.
Yeah, and what's with that stupid grin? by 3D-Man	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:28:36 AM

Not messed up ENOUGH!!! >:O by TheGhostWhoLurks	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:29:18 AM
But then, it's better than the non-existent scar the Comedian had in Watchmen. Still, Hex's right eye should be WIDE open all the time and the right-side of his mouth/cheek should be exposed more, showing his side teeth. The guy should be a Western Two-Face!
Maybe the will add in extra CGi facial effects after.. by wowsah156	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:49:38 AM
thats what they done with Aaron Echhart as 2Face in The Dark Knight. Maybe the make up is just to give Brolin and the cast somethng to work with until the final CGI is put in.
White Wedding! by twogunjames	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:50:10 AM
It's a nice day for a white wedding.
God tell me by David Cloverfield	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:00:21 AM
they'll have zombies or time travel or some shit. Hex works for me, but especially with outlandish elements.
They're remaking TOTAL RECALL now? by Mr Gorilla	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:34:09 AM
Just read that on CHUD. Says that Kurt Wimmer might be directing it. Neil Moritz producing. Oh my God. Have those guys actually SEEN the original? Have they seen it play with an audience? Do they REALLY, REALLY think they can match the original in terms of entertainment and thrills and spills? Look, I know the film is a bit bonkers and the casting of Arnie is not great, but who CARES when there are this many iconic moments? DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD!!!! CONSIDER THIS A DIVORCE!
Looks like he was stung by a bee. by JuanSanchez	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:47:03 AM

Thomas Jane by Crooooooow	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:00:33 AM
Better makeup, better choice!
This film will bomb. by Reelheed	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:18:12 AM
Mark. My. Words. MARK THEM!
I hope they CGI his eye... by DarqueGuy	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:21:07 AM
Something similar to the Two-Face effect in Dark Knight. The scarring around his right eye that made it appear larger than the left one is one of Hex's defining features.
I too hope they're planning some CGI augmentations for that. by raw_bean	Jun 3rd, 2009 06:03:56 AM
It's true he just doesn't quite look like Hex without that unnaturally exposed right eye. Still interested to see this though, especially if they're using Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray's recent series as source material, it rocks.
Strictly for the rough-trade crowd. by Bob Cryptonight	Jun 3rd, 2009 06:03:59 AM
You know who you are...
but lets not forget Megan Fox is in this by Cedar_Room	Jun 3rd, 2009 06:24:48 AM
wearing corsets and such. So there's at least ONE reason why you might want to see this.
Re: Two-Face by ArmageddonProductions	Jun 3rd, 2009 06:26:36 AM
Sorry, guys, this is likely gonna be the final makeup for Jonah Hex, no graphic CGI augmentation. Why? Remember THE DARK KNIGHT? Remember when they released DARK KNIGHT action figures and toys? Remember one of those action figures being Two-Face? That's right, you don't. If they couldn't make toys of some dude with half his face graphically burnt off, they sure as hell ain't gonna risk the merchandising of a kiddie-friendly comic book movie by having the main character look too PG-13ish to advertise on Cartoon Network during daylight hours.
Dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dash by rfid	Jun 3rd, 2009 06:33:15 AM
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Looking Damn Bad! by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:07:44 AM
Looks cheap if ya ask me but like most the furry Fox will put me in the theater seat.
NOT EXTREME ENOUGH by THE TRUE PINBACK	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:14:20 AM
They needed to get the look closer to the one in the comic...this is watered down, made-for-tv looking...lightweight and wimpish. Looks like another fuck-up on the horizon!
Fuck that have you see what Megan Fox looks like in this by drturing	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:29:19 AM

Why does he have that "...arrrgh! ahoy matey!.." look... by FlickaPoo	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:31:30 AM
...on his face? I take it he's burned or something?
It's not Jonah Hex... by Kid Z	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:32:22 AM
...it's Hairlip Henry.
he should lay off the beans by bagwanbob	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:39:17 AM

looks a little doughy by blackshuck	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:43:08 AM
and his eye should be messed up, too.
You can have it... by Castlemonster	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:45:25 AM
Brolin just doesn't fit. He just looks to short and well-fed and un-rugged (besides the obvious inadequacies of the make-up). Maybe he'll look different through the more selective gaze of the lens but it's one of those things where I wish they hadn't bothered.
Jonah Hex is a stroke victim? by Fievel	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:06:18 AM

Drool cup by Castlemonster	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:17:20 AM
It occurs to me that in real life Jonah Hex would need one. That's a good example of why some legends should never emerge from the original media. And Josh Brolin is a fine actor (much better in that regard than his dad) but he isn't a patch on Clint Eastwood (who Jonah Hex, after all, is modeled after). He probably isn't a patch on Eastwood's hairdresser.
Brian Blessed is ODIN!!! by Nice Marmot	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:24:20 AM
How's that for no-brainer casting?
come on..! by blimblambloo	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:26:10 AM
The pic looks great. I didn't think they were even going to do the mouth disfigurement... I wasn't expecting the big eye. Looks excellent to me.
Brian Blessed is VOLSTAGG!!! by SpyGuy	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:36:07 AM
Or he should be, instead of Odin.
Where's Hex's bulging eyeball? by SpyGuy	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:37:05 AM
Was it fucked by AVATAR?
Its watcha get when you give head to DGDB by Lenny8	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:50:13 AM
Infected and shit
Fuck Megan Fox, this needs by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:15:48 AM
John Malkovitch's pink zone on a bike!
Wanna end the Marvel rant in here now... by butterbean	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:17:01 AM
yeah Brian Blessed is Volstagg. And Cary Elwes is Fandral. John Rhys Davies could be Odin.
The True Blood guy by Blood T Cat	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:31:46 AM
would've worked or maybe Josh Holloway before he got fat
blackshuck, you're right. by kevred	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:51:39 AM
I couldn't quite put a finger on it, but that's it. I imagine Hex as more Clint Eastwood with the facial deformity, as opposed to this rounder/stockier version. (Thomas Jane, you had my vote.) Hope he works well in motion--photos don't tell the whole story. PS: Is your screen name a Darkness reference? What a fantastic group they were. I still miss 'em, even with Hawkins's new band.
Not bad, but not ugly enough for Hex by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:53:33 AM
That is all.
SpyGuy, that's a brilliant idea for Volstagg! by kevred	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:54:00 AM
I haven't seen Blessed lately, so I don't know if he's still primed for that type of thing, but what a great idea. I'd love to see him, Hogun, Fandral, Balder, Sif, etc. Hopefully Marvel will have the guts to incorporate the full Asgard experience and not do some mopey, drab, Thor-by-himself-in-our-mundane -world tripe.
Megan Fox is NOT HOT by Nasty In The Pasty	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:55:34 AM
She's just a skank who flashed her midriff in a horrible Michael Bay movie about pissing robots, and suddenly she's THE HOTTEST WOMAN EVER?!? Fuck that. Too skinny, greasy-looking...yuck.
Megan Fox gives opinion on playing Wonder Woman by Mr Incredible	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:34:42 AM
“She’s lame,” Megan told FHM magazine. “She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.” Ah, today's youth. Wonder Woman's been around for 68 years. Will anybody give a shit about Megan Fox in 68 years? I think not.
Not grizzled enough by D.Vader	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:36:51 AM
That's my opinion.
Nasty In the Pasty, Zombot & Mr. Incredible by Darkartist	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:50:02 AM
I agree with all of you maniacs. Every time I hear some dude gush over Megan Fox I want to shove a beach towel down their throat, yank it out and obliterate their stomach lining. She's a Vivid Video actress that lucked into legitimate work.
who gives a shit about by TheExterminator	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:54:29 AM
wonder woman...what are you? a homosexual?
Same goes for Sasha Grey! by Darkartist	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:54:29 AM
She's heinous too, and if it weren't for that motherfucking Girlfriend Experience, I wouldn't have to hear shit about her either.
See if she got anything from Michael Bay... by Darkartist	Jun 3rd, 2009 11:02:36 AM
LMAO!
Two-Face Action Figure by elvirasbuttboy	Jun 3rd, 2009 11:02:54 AM
I actually have the Two-Face action figure from Dark Knight, So they did make them. But they do need to CG his looks and make him much more disfigured.
Shut the fuck up by slone13	Jun 3rd, 2009 11:05:51 AM
Hex/Brolin looks fine. ANd Fox is 100% hot. You whiny fuckbags just need something to bitch about and this happened to be the talkback that you decided to click on to do it in. Good day.
Thank you, Slone13 by Darkartist	Jun 3rd, 2009 11:12:41 AM
You are a keen observer of the obvious. Might I ask what Ivy League University you graduated from to gain such a superior intellect to your fellow man? I mean, I don't even feel like we're the same species since you are CLEARLY the most brilliant mortal to ever walk this Earth. I only hope that in 20 years time I can gain such wise insight into topics as important as Jonah Hex and Megan Fox. How do you even have time to visit silly little film sites with all the cures you have to discover and the nations you must save?
Yeah not messed up enough by kafka07	Jun 3rd, 2009 11:17:23 AM
but good enough I guess. Didn't even know this movie was filming yet but glad that it's underway.
That damn lidless eyeball... by Kid Z	Jun 3rd, 2009 11:30:23 AM
... of Dent's in TDK bugged the crap out of me. Dude couldn't blink! How the f**k did that eye not dry up and fall out of his head. They went a little too far with the Two-Face look, IMHO. I mean, he's Two-Face, not Half Burn Guy! And, as my mom, a former RN said, "He's go into septic shock after a few hours and drop dead." Guess I shouldn't complain too much though. Two-Face in Batman Forever, with his half-white, half-pink mug looked like a humanoid box of Neopolitan ice cream that someone ate all the chocolate out of.
Darkartist by slone13	Jun 3rd, 2009 11:31:12 AM
I said "Good day", sir.
Looks like someone shit on his face by COCKNASTY_BUTTSTANK	Jun 3rd, 2009 11:35:34 AM
Is that what this character does? Gets people to shit on his face?
Go back to the lab, Slone13 by Darkartist	Jun 3rd, 2009 11:37:31 AM
The world is still waiting on your AIDS cure & I'd hate to see you lose a lucrative government grant over a foolish argument with me. Godspeed, gentle genius!
Re: Megan Fox by BrooseTheScharuk	Jun 3rd, 2009 12:15:26 PM
I love me some hot girls, I love sex (which I've had plenty of, by the way), porn, nudity, etc. But I've never, in my adult life, paid money to get into a movie theater just to oggle some chick that stirred my loins. I'm interested in good movies, not pining over some Hollywood tart who I'll never even meet, let alone get into bed with. You can see equally or better looking females on the street of any city, any day of the week, and maybe even get to know them, if you have the balls. Stuff your fucking celebrities! And besides, Megan Fox looks like some sun-damaged bikini mannequin with the thousand yard stare.
say what ya want about Thomas Jane.... by theycallmemrtibbs	Jun 3rd, 2009 12:24:34 PM
But he is a big time comic book fan / geek you should see this guy at the comic book conventions.... always enthusiastic and love to be around the fans because he's a fan of the characters!. The make-up job he did was FAR BETTER than this bullshit they are trying to sell us!
Thomas Jane looked so much better! by Vespalad	Jun 3rd, 2009 12:28:07 PM
This kind of looks like a joke compared to the image of Thomas Jane that surfaced last year. Brolin looks like he's doing a bad impression of Two-Face here. Too bad, I had high hopes for this....
Brolin is a badass! by fassbinder79	Jun 3rd, 2009 12:29:58 PM
And Megan Fox looks hot in this from the pics I've seen. Hopefully the Kung Fu Panda director will let this be a dark film like the comics.
This looks like a bad Halloween costume by GunterMonkey	Jun 3rd, 2009 12:47:12 PM
Geez...
Frankly by Genre_Baby	Jun 3rd, 2009 01:07:38 PM
That make up is weak. I was expecting a lot more in the disfigurement because that Hex is hardly ugly and ugly is what JH is all about: outside and in. I'm sure Josh will be a great Jonah but I'm bummed about the make up. Not enough of the ugly for Hex imo.
Uninspired so far... by Grinning White Skull	Jun 3rd, 2009 01:11:05 PM
The make-up looks terrible from a design point of view. Brolin looks short and fat, not tall and lean like the character from the comic books. He looks too well-fed for a drifter like the haunted Jonah Hex. Still, it's Brolin. We'll see...but this doesn't look promising.
I prefer the Thomas Jane version... by kjmad25	Jun 3rd, 2009 01:25:49 PM
... the role should have gone to the man with the feminine last name.
Darkartist by DrMorbius	Jun 3rd, 2009 01:27:03 PM
Well said and said well!
The casting of "Men" by #1 Zero	Jun 3rd, 2009 01:29:13 PM
Every thing I've read about the casting of terminator salvation has McG saying that there are very few actors in their early 30's that have a great presence or sort of gravity. He's been saying that most of the actors that age are boyish so the best he could find were Worthington and Christian Bale. I like the casting of Brolin becuase he's at least somewhat manly although it probably took him a good twenty years of toiling before he kind of started to get the tough guy roles. Now his age is an assett to play mature men, kind of like Brad Pitt now. But I don't know if a younger audience will be all that into Brolin, and this is a comic book movie so I'm guessing PG-13 rating but maybe Megan Fox will bring in the younger crowd. I don't know, just a thought but I sort of agree that actors in their early thirties are usually not the Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson type. I know Dicaprio tries but even with his beard for his tough guy roles he's a little baby faced.
BrooseTheScharuk by FaTassDino_Molester	Jun 3rd, 2009 01:33:43 PM
"I love me some hot girls, I love sex (which I've had plenty of, by the way"...Sure ya have, buddy. Sure ya have...
There's another picture of him in the link by Castlemonster	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:30:26 PM
that shows how short and soft Brolin looks. He looks like the plush toy version of Jonah Hex. Can't fix that with CGI. Doesn't look like this role will be too high on his resume, frankly.
His face SHOULD be mangled...And the rating SHOULD be a hard R by theycallmemrtibbs	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:34:53 PM
lets face it, Jonah Hex is not a marketable character like Spider-Man Or BAT-BALE, therefore they should push it as a hardcore western in the vein of Hang em High.
Megan Fox is film poison by alienindisguise	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:43:22 PM
She's just a snotty bitch who blew her way to stardom. Is there any young actress who's not a whore?
FaTassDino_Molester by BrooseTheScharuk	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:48:57 PM
Buh-huh! Good one. I NEVER expected anyone to call me on THAT! You got me! Seriously though, is that all you've got, you fucking cliché? I never said I was some kind of stud...I'm in my fucking forties, with average, goodish looks, and have had several long term relationships throughout my adult life. When you're in those, you usually get to have a fair amount of sex. It even happens to fat or less-than-attractive people, nitwit. As a matter of disclosure, I was shy in my teens and didn't lose my virginity until I was 21, but I've gotten a lot of use out my slightly-larger-than-average penis since then (no doubt I'll be hearing back from you on that claim too). Oh, and like everyone else in the talkbacks, I like to jerk off too. That counts, doesn't it? You're a real wit. Cretin.
Dark Night screwed it up for this film by Fish Tank	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:49:00 PM
As I was watching TwoFace i the hospital bed, all I kept thinking was - damn that would be a great Hex. Anything they do that's close to TwoFace will be viewed as derivative.
Darkartist by Professor Falcon	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:58:03 PM
You need to relax, man. Shoving beach towels down people's throats? Obliterating their stomach linings? Because they echo the massive public opinion that Megan Fox is hot? You're a fucking whackjob. You DO realize that no one here is stating that she's a good actress, right? And that Vivid "actresses" are all super fucking hot, no? Fucking moron. Go back to bickering with Slone13.
Costume looks great! by Joker Gordon Levitt	Jun 3rd, 2009 02:59:00 PM
Brolin's a solid actor, and Megan Fox is the best there is at what she does. I really hope the story lives up to the potential. For some reason I have fear this will be the next "Bloodrayne". Hope I'm wrong.
Let's not forget by DennisMM	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:13:38 PM
that Hex's entire right side was not involved. He had the disfigured mouth with the stringer, and the pulled-down corner at the eye. But apart from the cheek, he was not badly scarred. His forehead didn't have anything, as I recall - and I'm talking classic DeZuniga here, from my youth - and his cheek was only partly disfigured, from where a white-hot tomahawk was pressed to his cheek and mouth. He wasn't a Two-Face, by any means, and certainly not "TDK"-look. Could the scars be more prominent? Sure. But we're lucky we got the mouth stringer.
MEGAN FOX'S MOUTH STRINGER by Joker Gordon Levitt	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:18:24 PM
my new ID
BOL by DennisMM	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:21:08 PM
Well-played, sir.
I sure am glad by TedKordLives	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:23:29 PM
you guys are around to tell me who's attractive and who's not. I'm so confused!
Professor Falcon by Darkartist	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:59:00 PM
I've been a whackjob since the moment creation dumped me on this miserable rock. Doesn't take a genius to figure it out. Just like I don't need to have met you to KNOW that you're a mouth-breathing, shit-sucking mongoloid with no concept of something as simple as hyperbole. Wow! Now we've both wasted time stating the obvious to one another.
I Gotta Agree. by TedKordLives	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:01:38 PM
The makeup's pretty weak. But Brolin's a fine actor, not to mention the Malkovich Malkovich as the bad guy. I hope he chews up the scenery and spits it in Megan Fox's face. MMM, Megan Fox.
And thanks for giving me permission to bicker by Darkartist	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:02:25 PM
I was going to keep my mouth shut until some one gave me permission to bicker, so thanks for that, you plum-smuggler.
Zom-bot by TedKordLives	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:02:50 PM
Ew. Seriously.
BrooseTheScharuk by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:09:32 PM
Anyone who declares "I love sex (which I've had plenty of, by the way)", especially if this is completely off-topic and unsolicited, is clearly a virgin. It's like a guy I knew in college who used to mention his girlfriend out-of-the-blue as often as possible, and even used to "receive" messages from her five times a day...until a guy walked in on him recording one of the messages into his cell using a slightly higher voice. But nice try! Actually no it wasn't...
Your totally welcome, Darkartist by Professor Falcon	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:14:44 PM
But Mongoloid? I'm not from Mogolia. And we both know you were never going to keep your mouth shut anyway, so don't lie, it's unbecoming.
Pssssst, zom-bot, I totally knew what Darkartist meant by Professor Falcon	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:36:15 PM
I was being facetious by referring to the proper definition of the word "Mongoloid", which, according to the dictionary is: "a variation of the word 'Mongol', meaning 'Mongol-like'. It is a racial category to describe the distinctive appearance of East Asian peoples." Only crude simpletons actually use the term "monogloid" when they actually mean "someone afflicted with Down Syndrome".
How the West was won ^ by The Brains	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:39:11 PM

Fa_Tass_DinoMolester by BrooseTheScharuk	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:41:27 PM
Actually, I offered that bit of unsolicited info in a misguided attempt to avert just this sort of petty back-and-forth. Clearly, you are attempting to bait me, and I'm just giving you the mistaken impression that I care what you think, aren't I? Good for you, you clever manipulator of strangers minds, you. We are both anonymous here, so why would I give a fuck? Enjoy yourself.
underwhelmed. by alice 13	Jun 3rd, 2009 04:53:54 PM
nice underbite.
Great joke, Professor Falcon by Darkartist	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:15:36 PM
You know you're destined for stand-up stardom when you have to explain the 'joke' you've just told. See? Total mongoloid.
The Thomas Jane Pics are better by crazybubba	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:17:12 PM
Looking forward to this movie but the pics are lame. Looks like something put together by amatuers on youtube. Some one already asked this but what about the bulging eye?
Poor Josh Brolin... by smackfu	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:24:21 PM
he had no idea what he was getting into when he decided to tango with you fags lol Let this be a lesson to all big name actors out there, don't take roles like these for the fans, no matter how much they say they want it, they really don't, they just want an excuse to shit on you. Let this comic book movie thing drift back to the days of Roger Corman's Fantastic Four, and Dolph Lundgren's Masters of the Universe, then we'll see how fussy they are over the shade of Hex's uniform, or his scar being .77mm too far to the right.
BrooseTheScharuk, you by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:26:49 PM

I mean, you're right! Ducking keyboard malfunction... by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:29:00 PM
I just found the fact that you kept posting paragraph-long accounts of your "exploits" to be both amusing, and disgusting!
in defense of the fans by crazybubba	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:29:04 PM
comic book movies are usually made for the general movie audience not the comic fans. the guys who make these movies know the average fan is really picky but they still dilute everything in order to draw in a larger audience. that's fine, hollywood's a business not a charity but don't pretend you're doing it for the fans when you're not.
Exposed eye... by Castlemonster	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:31:00 PM
When you think about it, wouldn't a guy with an exposed eye just wear an eye-patch? I mean you're out in the desert with sand blowing in your eye and no one has invented Visine yet. You have the sun in your eye during a gun-fight. Flies trying to lay eggs on it while you're asleep I reckon audiences wouldn't warm up to a hero with this thoroughly unnerving eyeball on them from what is supposed to be the hero. I think we can give them a pass on that for these reasons and probably many more. Eh?
But Broose... by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:31:13 PM
you shouldn't give a fuck. I certainly don't, (especially about this topic).
Castlemonster by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:35:54 PM
Thanks for that lovely image! But I agree, probably should wear like a feedbag over his head, for his own health.
Drool Cup-BWAH--HAH-HAHA-AHAHAHHAHA! by TedKordLives	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:40:59 PM
It'd be better if he was always chewing tobacco, and it was constantly leaking out, grossing out whomever he was talking to. Hi-lar-i-ous!
After a couple days... by Castlemonster	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:42:43 PM
that eye would be brown and black and the size of a grapefruit and threatening to explode in a geyser of puss. Our hero will have enough trouble with the drool issue. And lets face it, no in-demand stud actor who cares about his career is gonna agree to have a grody-looking eyeball CGI'd on his face through a major motion picture that may be remembered and spawn sequels. If they were going to CGI it in you'd know, anyway, because that part of his face would be painted green. Nope, I reckon that'll be the look in the finished movie.
JONAH HEX LIVES!... by Master Bruce	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:44:53 PM
kinda...the mouth looks right, but where's the f-d up eye? Was the studio afraid to risk making him unrecognizable - as if the audience would be too friggin stupid to realize that it's Josh Brolin up there on the screen - or was it his vanity? Who knows? As it is now, it just looks like Josh Brolin in a Jonah Hex Halloween costume. Hopefully, this will look far better on film.
It Musta Sucked Wearing That Make Up All Day by LaserPants	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:52:42 PM
Also: Two Face cg makeup looked WAY better.
Its right below the tab key by skimn	Jun 3rd, 2009 06:05:03 PM
Titbag...the Caps Lock...
Skimn- by TedKordLives	Jun 3rd, 2009 06:15:41 PM
Best Subject Line Ever! BWAH-HAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Never thought I'd live to see a Jonah Hex movie. by Raymar	Jun 3rd, 2009 06:20:11 PM

This is the death knell of comic book movies... by JethroBodine	Jun 3rd, 2009 06:35:23 PM
Trust me. This is gonna be shit, and it can be added to the stack of other bad comic books turned movies, such as Catwoman, Daredevel, Ghost Rider, etc. The market is going to be so saturated with bad ones like this that they will completely overshadow the few good ones out there. So all of you who like good comic book movies, you can wave adios to them for another 30 years or so after this shit hits the screen. Sure there may be one or two more good ones while the genere is in it's death rattle, but mark my words, the shark has been jumped with this one.
Darkartist = crude simpleton by Professor Falcon	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:00:18 PM
No joke here
"Daredevil" is not a bad movie. by DennisMM	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:03:26 PM
It's just dull. Not the same thing. And the director's cut is surprisingly competent, though that's not saying much more. "Ghost Rider" is hilarious, obviously being played for comedy, for about 1/3 of its length. When the comedy dies, the movie dies with it. "Catwoman" cannot be excused.
DennisMM by TedKordLives	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:12:57 PM
Yeah, the director's cut of DD is way better than the theatrical release. Fox fucked that movie up big time, surprise surprise. Still not great, but much improved. And, I agree with your assessment of Ghost Rider. When it's funny, it's fucking hilarious. But when it tries to get serious, it's just laughable. The guy that made those(whose name escapes me at the moment) is a competent director but he should NOT get to write his own scripts. I can tell he loves these characters, but all the passion in the world doesn't make you a better writer.
I guess I am going to have to watch the director's cut of DD by Continentalop	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:23:02 PM
Because I thought that movie was just horrible. And while the director's cut might be better, it doesn't absolve it from the fact that it wants to jump from DD origin story to the most important story in its comic book history (The Death of Elekra) in just one movie. Maybe they should have saved that one for the sequel?
by Mr Lucas	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:36:55 PM

In hotness terms, by Mr Lucas	Jun 3rd, 2009 07:37:56 PM
as well as acting ability, Rachael McAdams > Megan Fox.
Is that Dick Cheney as a young'un? by Snookeroo	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:04:39 PM

THAT LOOKS LOOKS LIKE SHIT by the Green Gargantua	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:09:49 PM
maybe they will go in with computer ala 2 face?? There is a kind of Ted Kennedy thing happening too.
DC continuing the Choo-Choo Train of Good! by danger_havok	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:33:03 PM
This "Green Gargantua" chap below thinks this looks awful....This is probably the same kind of ass who thought Two-Face was horrible too. (Slaps dick on the forehead of GREEN GARGANTUA) "Fool, go back to your mother's basement." DC has yet to fail me thus far, some may argue SUPERMAN RETURNS was bad, but if you look at it like a love letter to Christopher Reeve, then as Stan Lee would say, "Nuff said!"
DC continuing the Choo-Choo Train of Good! by danger_havok	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:33:24 PM
This "Green Gargantua" chap below thinks this looks awful....This is probably the same kind of ass who thought Two-Face was horrible too. (Slaps dick on the forehead of GREEN GARGANTUA) "Fool, go back to your mother's basement." DC has yet to fail me thus far, some may argue SUPERMAN RETURNS was bad, but if you look at it like a love letter to Christopher Reeve, then as Stan Lee would say, "Nuff said!" "WHERE THE FUCK IS KURT RUSSELL!?!" -DANGER HAVOK
"OR - maybe... OBAMA?" by Immortal_Fish	Jun 3rd, 2009 08:48:16 PM
Gosh, I'm shocked! A liberal looking for a government solution for the pettiest of dilemmas.
Kid Z by DiggerNick	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:29:52 PM
You're bitching about the realism of the makeup in a movie about a billionaire who dresses like a bat to fight crime in a fictional city. Seriously?
Message to "TheExterminator" by Mr Incredible	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:33:49 PM
wonder woman...what are you? a homosexual?
Message to "TheExterminator" by Mr Incredible	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:42:07 PM
Who cares about Wonder Woman? What a stupid fucking statement. How about all the mofos who made a shitload of MONEY off the character, moron? I guess they're homosexual, too? The post was to point out Megan Fox made a dumb ass statement; obviously it pointed out you as well.
Harry by rfid	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:43:49 PM
Harry, I'd like to ask you a question...which will probably be ignored, but I'll try anyway. I'm curious why, given how frequently people comment on your punctuational and grammatical deficiencies, you don't seem even slightly interested in fixing the problem by learning how to write properly. You consistently use dashes incorrectly, for instance--pretty much every time you use one, in fact. And no matter how many times people call you on it, you continue to do so, without fail. Are you simply not interested in coming off as someone who can write well? That would surprise me, given what you do for a living. So why, then, do you continue to use such bad grammar and poor punctuation, when you must know it's incorrect at this point? If I were the one constantly being called out for this sort of thing, I'd be embarrassed and annoyed. Understand, I'm not trying to bash you, Harry. I'm just genuinely curious, and hope you'll take the time to reply. Thanks.
Re: danger_havok by ArmageddonProductions	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:44:00 PM
$150 million plus however many millions went into the various unused versions of SUPERMAN RETURNS is a hell of a love letter to Christopher Reeve, especially considering it tanked like Farrah Fawcett at a sports bar.
Re: rfid by ArmageddonProductions	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:50:15 PM
Are you gonna tell Harry to stop eating Choc-o-diles next? Or to start covering actual movie news and spy reports, instead of cribbing all this site's "news" from ESB, JoeBlo and Fangoria.com? Hell, we've almost got him to the point where he's not likening watching TWILIGHT to eating a chocolate fanged vagina full of pepperoni pizza anymore, what else do you want? Miracles?
danger havok by DiggerNick	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:51:44 PM
Listen, I'm not one of this fake critic, hater assholes. But love letter or not, Superman Returns was a steaming pile of gay-ass shit. Bryan Singer is almost as bad as Schumacher in my book, because he made two really good X-men movies then bailed to make a truly terrible and boring-as-fuck Superman movie. Superman Returns is right there with Superman IV and Batman and Robin for me.
continued... by DiggerNick	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:57:18 PM
Plus he left X-men in the hand of Ratner, who made an X-men movie that was so terrible it made Superman Returns look good by comparison.
I'm totally becoming one of you assholes by DiggerNick	Jun 3rd, 2009 09:59:16 PM
Might as well just go with it, huh?
Re: DiggerNick by ArmageddonProductions	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:01:52 PM
Once again, I gotta disagree. In order for Ratner to have made as bad of a movie as SUPERMAN RETURNS, he would have had to have the whole movie revolve around Wolverine stalking a fifteen year old girl who was sleeping with Cyclops, repeatedly getting his ass handed to him by a generic henchman and whining about how hard it was to be Wolverine, all the while trying to shoehorn in the plot to X-MEN 1 with all the exciting parts taken out.
AP This is true by DiggerNick	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:07:23 PM
At least Kumar didn't show up to kick Colossus' ass.
You didn't tell a joke before, Professor Falcon by Darkartist	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:31:54 PM
It's no surprise you failed at another attempt at humor. In fact, the only thing that's funny about you is the fact that you've made it this far in life with such limited brain capacity. I bet you wore a helmet all through grade school.
You're so transparent, Professor Felcher by Darkartist	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:38:20 PM
You only wrote that response to cover up the fact that you got no rebuttal. You got jack shit. In your skull. In your balls. And in your soul.
AICN posts dog shit..the other sights got the good pics..lol by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:42:33 PM
seriously, how fucking ridiculous is this site..Nice going Harry...lol
Digger & Armageddon & the author known as rfid by danger_havok	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:44:56 PM
Arm: Thanks to ORIGINS, technically Wolverine is stalking a 15 year....Give or take the years of the ol' bastard.... Dig: I'm saying the love letter was accepted, I'm just saying it was a love letter, a "Dear John" if you will.... Gay as it is....I'll take it like a newbie to a prison showering room over the monstrosity of deformed placenta juice (i.e. Baby Cheese) that Marvel and Avi Arad have milked slowly down my throat like chinese water torture using Alien blood any day....That business marriage single-handedly DESTROYED my boy hood hero and the promising hope that Raimi had given me to NAIL "Spider-sense" with appropriate whip-pans and Xtreme C.U.s (ex. The Quick and The Dead) By the way, thanks Sam! And to that fool who keeps talking about grammatical writing and errors. ''gO wryte a BoOke,! "
continued....GRAMMATICAL errors.... by danger_havok	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:54:25 PM
I meant to say: I'm NOT saying the love letter was accepted.....Instead I said, "I'm saying the love letter....Oops, silly me, this banter is silly right fellas....Well, I'm off to do much more productive things like: WHICH WOULD HURT WORSE? A Micro-Machine helicopter in your urethra or a glass stirring rod in the urethra but it gets stepped on by a high heel....We'll soon find out....Man, I haven't had this much since I discovered how many licks it takes to get to the center of Tooties Pop.....You want to know how many licks? Well....It took me about 300 licks to reach the center. Many studies have been conducted with machines and people. The average is around 250-350. The only problem is no two tootsie pops are alike. The center is often closer on one side than the other. Also it depends on who is licking and how many times they swallow. So "the world may never know" the true value because it is impossible to determine a number that would always be true for every tootsie pop.
I'm happy being crude, by the way by Darkartist	Jun 3rd, 2009 10:57:19 PM
I wear that title as proudly as I wear my skidmark-ridden boxers. If you're looking to get under my skin (instead of simply amusing me) you should come up with an insult with more bite than 'crude simpleton'. That just makes me laugh.
Where is his Scar? by Nuking the Fridge	Jun 3rd, 2009 11:21:02 PM
I have gotten worse scars shaving, what the fuck?1?
Re: Jonah Hex's Real Scar ... by ArmageddonProductions	Jun 4th, 2009 02:49:10 AM
... is currently being worn by Diane Lane's psyche after Brolin played "Glass Bottom Boat" with some Nawlins bar skank on the set. Diane Lane, man. Sure, she's a long way from THE FABULOUS STAINS, and sure, her lady parts are all probably stretched out like old underwear from bearing Conner McCloud's half-Frog babies, and sure, Brolin was only copying his bud Sean Penn (and in Penn's defense, Robin Wright hasn't been doable since THE PRINCESS BRIDE, if then), but this is Diane Lane, man. If you're gonna cheat on Diane Lane, at least do an impressive trade-up, like Pitt did with Jolie. Don't do it with some hillbilly alkie whose actual name you're gonna forget next week. Oh, and by the way, nice call on whoever pointed out that Josh Brolin lacks man shoulders. Take a look at James Brolin sometime, he's built from the collarbone up like fucking Twiggy.
Needs more GIANT PIG by GIANT_PIG	Jun 4th, 2009 08:03:30 AM
GIANT PIG!!!
Darkartist by Professor Falcon	Jun 4th, 2009 08:54:13 AM
First you say "Great joke, Professor Flacon", then you continue on about how I am destined for stand-up stardom because I had to explain said joke. Then you say I didn't tell a joke at all. Clearly you are very confused, troubled individual. And according to yourself, a confirmed whackjob. Also a crude simpleton, too, lest we forget.
That's not Jonah Hex by lead_sharp	Jun 4th, 2009 09:18:24 AM
That's someone who lost the all you can eat competition at the Hut.
This crude whackjob is still laughing at you, Professor by Darkartist	Jun 4th, 2009 09:18:54 AM
I've made my point about you quite clear. You're having trouble grasping it because you only understand shapes and colors. I imagine my three-legged mutt has got more going on in his skull than you. You still got nothing, you sad sack.
I, on the other hand, can rip on you for weeks by Darkartist	Jun 4th, 2009 09:26:31 AM
And never run out of material or get bored. That's the only thing worthwhile about idiots like you. Mocking you is easy and involves little effort. Need an example? When I hear someone use an expression like crude simpleton, I can't help but picture you as some Victorian-era, powder-wigged tosser who sips tea with an extended pinky. I certainly don't imagine a cool or particularly interesting person using that expression. If you were you'd come up with something else by now. But you are mental midget, so I shouldn't expect any originality or wit.
How dare you call yourself a Professor by Darkartist	Jun 4th, 2009 09:48:39 AM
When you don't understand hyperbole or sarcasm. Having to confront it has left you drooling on the floor in the fetal position. It's so tragic it's hilarious.
What the fuck is Jonah Hex? by Nizzuts	Jun 4th, 2009 01:03:47 PM
It sounds like a crappy rock band.
It looks way cooler in person by MCAT	Jun 4th, 2009 01:12:46 PM
Trust me... I saw him upclose and the make up is A M A Z I N G. The pictures do him absolutely no justice. I doubt that he'll need any furthur CGI
Darkartist by Professor Falcon	Jun 4th, 2009 01:31:11 PM
Which is it: Victorian-era, powder-wigged tosser who sips tea with an extended pinky or mouth-breathing, shit-sucking mongoloid? Make up your mind, you skid mark ridden boxer wearing (by your own admission) crude simpleton. I'll keep baiting as long as you keep biting. Cheerio!
Well let the baiting/biting parade march on! by Darkartist	Jun 4th, 2009 03:07:36 PM
You are both of those things and much more.
Know what else you are, Professor? by Darkartist	Jun 4th, 2009 03:10:51 PM
Judging by the previous posts you left where you used "totally" in two different subject lines, I'd reason you're a 17 year old valley girl from 1982. You mind selling me one of those slap-bracelets that used to be all the rage? I got a friend who is way into vintage accessories.
I also called you a mental midget by Darkartist	Jun 4th, 2009 03:14:25 PM
Lest ye forget
Darkartist and Falcon by crazyhorse2099	Jun 4th, 2009 03:44:14 PM
I love that you two are the only boobs still in this talkback. Well, besides me, but I'm just in here because I find your girlie slapfest amusing. So far I'm siding with Falcon, but mostly just because Darkartist seems to be trying way to hard. You're both retarded, but in an amsuing way. Sorry for the interruption, please continue.
wowsah156 by Shaner Jedi	Jun 4th, 2009 04:52:59 PM
If they are planning on adding CG makeup, it's likely they would have some sort of tracking markers on his face. Or is there tech now that doesn't require those?
Crazyhorse2099 by Darkartist	Jun 5th, 2009 08:55:49 AM
You said boobs.....huh ha.
And I'm not trying too hard by Darkartist	Jun 5th, 2009 08:57:58 AM
I am enjoying the back and forth with the Professor. I actually started warming to the dude 2 days ago. He's not a complete whackjob like me but he's close and you know what they say about birds of a feather.
FUCK! by Series7	Jun 5th, 2009 06:47:35 PM
I've been on able to log on for 3 days. And I come back and they catch the mistake about Kung Fu Panda/Horton Hears a Who debacle. I saw that and went nuts because I couldn't call him out! And I saw it like right after it was posted. If you watch Mark's (Kung Fu Panda's director) earlier stuff it wouldn't be that far fetched for him to direct a cool movie. But Horton Hears a Who is a lot better then it looked.

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