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Jesus Tonight Rewards Stephen Baldwin’s Faith With Another Humiliating Reality Show!!

"talkbackers who claim they’ve never followed a reality show ... by yesiamaplant	Jun 1st, 2009 03:17:18 AM
Y'know, you're right. I'll totally cop to it. I followed The Real World. When I was thirteen. Get over yourself.
You know, I'm left with the impression . . . by hulkdog	Jun 1st, 2009 03:58:30 AM
. . . that Herc doesn't like his job all that much. There's a lot of passive/aggressive in his posts lately.
How do you think Stephen and Alec get on? by judderman	Jun 1st, 2009 04:28:41 AM
Given their polar opposing political views, I'm surprised they haven't faced each other in single combat over a fiery pit by now
You don' mess with the Jesus by mulberry	Jun 1st, 2009 04:42:51 AM
It's a bit early to be going Chrischin' fishin', isn't it? Haven't you ever hear of Job? Life on Earth isn't supposed to be fun. Still, countdown to someone taking the bait and getting really upset. Ten, nine, eight..
Herc, that was priceless! by Yeti	Jun 1st, 2009 05:26:27 AM
One wonders if Baldwin believes he's being punished for all his past "sins".
I'm not upset... by The Amazing G	Jun 1st, 2009 06:25:33 AM
but it is a lame and unfunny cheapshot at someone's religion
The Amazing G by brokentusk	Jun 1st, 2009 06:51:40 AM
Cheapshot? Yes. Unfunny? I wouldn't say that. :)
Trying to make yourself feel better, Herc? by raw_bean	Jun 1st, 2009 06:53:26 AM
You may watch reality shows even though you know they're trash but don't kid yourself that everyone else does it too just to justify it to yourself. Ever since Big Brother and it's ilk first appeared I've never been able to stomach more than about two minutes of any reality show.
He also did Scare Tactics by Fico	Jun 1st, 2009 07:30:38 AM
I mean compared to the other stuff that wasn't so bad
'ating to Bonaduce? How do U even come up with that? by JuanSanchez	Jun 1st, 2009 07:31:10 AM

The moral of the story is that Jesus kills careers. by rbatty024	Jun 1st, 2009 07:42:14 AM
I haven't seen Kirk Cameron on anything other than a Jesus channel for quite some time. Jesus is a curse.
This show is why NBC blew off games 3-5 of the Cup finals by PennsyDeux	Jun 1st, 2009 07:56:32 AM
Relegated them to Versus, that is.
Self sacrifice by mulberry	Jun 1st, 2009 08:06:03 AM
If Baldwin does it, that means Hasselhof doesn't. That's a beautiful gesture on SB's part.
This is what Jesus wants Stephen Baldwin to do. by Fareal	Jun 1st, 2009 08:35:24 AM
Stephen Baldwin is not a fair weather Christian. If He wants Stephen to be on crappy reality shows, then that is what he will do. The Devil wanted Stephen to be in great movies like Bryan Singer’s superb, acclaimed big-screen mystery thriller “The Usual Suspects.” Jesus wants Stephen to be in Humiliating Reality Shows. By the way, "Breaking Bonaduce” was one of the greatest reality shows of all time. I wish he would go back on drugs so he can make another show like it.
Bah by EyeofPolyphemus	Jun 1st, 2009 09:02:53 AM
Anyone who thinks reality shows are great ought not question the intelligence of Christians.
NBC just starting "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" by Big Jim	Jun 1st, 2009 09:18:05 AM
filling the jungles of Costa Rica with useless pseudo-celebrities. Audiences vote on what to do to them. North Korea is testing nuclear weapons and ICBMs Coincidence?
"Text 1234 to make Stephen Baldwin eat the grubs" by Big Jim	Jun 1st, 2009 09:22:12 AM
"Text 2345 to make Patricia Blagojevich walk a mile covered in bull dung" Text 3456 to make Janice Dickinson have to swing through the jungle like Tarzan LaBeouf" "Text 4567 to nuke the whole lot"
Maybe will all luck out by Yeti	Jun 1st, 2009 09:36:32 AM
And Heidi Montag and Spencer Prat will... a. Be eaten by Piranah 2. Be bitten by poisonis giant spiders 3. Get lost in the jungle never to be heard from again. Ok I don't really believe any of that because, at heart, I'm a pessimist.
manor house was the only reality show i ever followed by CreamCheeseAlchemist	Jun 1st, 2009 09:51:50 AM
which makes me a dork. as for stephen baldwin, i maintain he simply knows a different jesus than i do. there is no greater tool for satan than christians who make you ashamed. I'm on to you, lucifer!
I used to watch "the simple life" by punto	Jun 1st, 2009 09:55:33 AM
it was funny
Not that this justifies this... by Canuck815	Jun 1st, 2009 11:05:19 AM
but I did hear somewhere that the money goes to a charity of their choice. On the flipside, if NBC pimps this any more I might very well be in support of the Nuke option.
So the Jesus thing... by Kid Z	Jun 1st, 2009 11:13:32 AM
... obviously ain't working for the dumbest of the Baldwin's. Perhaps a switch to Xenu is in order?
I would never claim such a thing. by gotilk	Jun 1st, 2009 11:16:04 AM
I watch America's Top Model, almost religiously. But reality TV still deserves to fail, disappear and sink to the depths of hell from whence it came. Hopefully due to some show-related death or dismemberment.
One exception. by gotilk	Jun 1st, 2009 11:18:30 AM
I have to be honest. That race show was good the few times I watched it, in more than a lookie-lou car-accident kind of way. And plenty of really great people have their favorite reality show that they watch, as I do. But ENOUGH already. There are too many of them.
Oh and reality TV will have it' by gotilk	Jun 1st, 2009 11:20:26 AM

Death & Dismemberment??? by Kid Z	Jun 1st, 2009 11:21:03 AM
Of Stephen Baldwin? Now there's an idea! Let's do a new reality show... Retro Roman Coliseum! Stephen tries to convert other contestants and gets pitted against a pride of hungry lions. I know I'd watch!
Oh and reality TV will have it's by gotilk	Jun 1st, 2009 11:23:46 AM
Jenny Jones moment. You wait and see. And you know what the end result will be? Non-reality shows will face stricter censorship as a result. Because female Republican representatives who sound like they're crying when they talk are dumb as a fucking rock. cough heather wilson cough jackson nipplegate cough
Kid Z by gotilk	Jun 1st, 2009 11:24:23 AM
You sir, are an ad wizard. Bravo.
Text 4243 to make Janice Dickenson by gotilk	Jun 1st, 2009 11:29:22 AM
start crying and saying "my dad was a pedophile" every time she feels guilty about being a raving lunatic for no fucking reason. (like I said, I watched Top Model)
Kevin Smith's Reality Show by Mazzke	Jun 1st, 2009 11:32:05 AM
I'm still waiting for a reality show where they hunt down 5 douchebag talkbacker's each episode and kick the shit out of them. Now that would be quality TV that we could all get behind.
Does Jesus even like reality TV? by CherryValance	Jun 1st, 2009 12:29:08 PM
I can't imagine that He would. But it's probably Jesus saving the rest of us from Baldwin movies. The Usual Suspects is my #7 all-time favorite movie, but that's in spite of his performance.
man created god by TheExterminator	Jun 1st, 2009 12:32:49 PM

Lookin good Herc... by Sakurai	Jun 1st, 2009 01:05:23 PM
Bigotry really suits you.
I bet Jesus loves reality tv. by gotilk	Jun 1st, 2009 01:11:23 PM
It's reality that isn't real. Like a glove, baby, like a glove.
Bigotry? by gotilk	Jun 1st, 2009 01:17:35 PM
You don't know bigotry until Fox news debates whether the president MENTIONING your kind exists, or acknowledging your kind exists in the world is "offensive". Then you'll know bigotry. This is bowling. You guys set 'em up, we knock 'em down. Or maybe at this point it's more like Lucy and Charley Brown playing football. Get used to it, no matter what group you join, even and maybe especially one I'm a part of, is going to produce mind-numbingly stupid members who will eventually be the butt of some douchebag's joke on the Internets. It's hardly bigotry. It's more like sport, but without trophies, or dignity, or waiting around for injuries.
The only reality shows I'd watch... by ebonic_plague	Jun 1st, 2009 01:34:13 PM
...would have been that one where you had to stay within 50 feet of Ol' Dirty Bastard for the span of several days, or Bill Hicks' groundbreaking concept for "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus." You're probably a nice guy, Herc, (or girl, I'm not really sure anymore), but FFS, quit pretending that your taste in television isn't complete festering ass.
You're really scraping the bong for TV stories, eh? by AzulTool	Jun 1st, 2009 02:29:24 PM

Another concept, then... by Kid Z	Jun 1st, 2009 02:54:08 PM
..."Ain't It Cool Reality" Harry Knowles sits in his den/office/bedroom in Austin, blogging and opening Fed Ex boxes of swag from Guillermo Del Toro and Peter Jackson all day, every day. Gradually we notice he only blogs good reviews of films by Guillermo Del Toro and Peter Jackson. Not much else happens. Test screenings of the show have found the audience to be disturbed by Harry's constant muttering of a phrase that sounds something like "Mock-Lit Smoothered in Mooshy Shoes". At the end of every hour episode, an over-aged Japanese schoolgirl for some reason comes into Harry's room to turn him over on his couch and spoon-feed him Cream of Wheat (who sponsor the program).
At least Stephen Baldwin is working... by Fireball XL-5	Jun 1st, 2009 02:59:17 PM
...which is, sadly, more than I can say for too many Americans right now.
the scary thing is by smackfu	Jun 1st, 2009 04:23:17 PM
when people in this thread say 'this is what Jesus wants Stephen Baldwin to do' I don't know if their joking or being serious.
Turning your life over to Christ isn't a 'curse' by smackfu	Jun 1st, 2009 04:25:38 PM
It just turns you into an asshole no one wants to hang out with. And since Hollywood is very much a social networking club, their careers cease along with the dinner party invitations.
"Born Again, Again" by AzulTool	Jun 1st, 2009 04:31:08 PM
It's my pitch for a new reality show. It's where former celebrity, and current con artist Stephen Baldwin get jammed up the Octomom's twat, and shat out 9 months later. Every episode will easily be a 40 share, and the last episode will be bigger than the MAS*H finale, Roots, and every Superbowl combined.
Smackfu pretty much nailed it. by OutlawsDelejos	Jun 1st, 2009 05:14:13 PM

gotilk by whiskey_dick	Jun 1st, 2009 05:34:03 PM
You don't know bigotry until Fox news debates whether the president MENTIONING your kind exists, or acknowledging your kind exists in the world is "offensive". When did that happen?
Best reality show ever? I'm with Busey by Alkeoholic77	Jun 1st, 2009 05:35:40 PM
NBC should bring back that show.
Meanwhile, Herkimer will continue his deal w/ the Devil-- by Sal_Bando	Jun 1st, 2009 06:53:06 PM
--being forced to actually sit and watch 33 years worth of Gilmore Girls, Hackimer Whedon's Buffyverse and out-takes of Waterfalls until he sits back up in his chair and starts Feelin' it! Feelin' it! YES PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE DEMEROL HERKIMER'S FOUND GOD AND HIS NAME IS JACK VAN IMPE WOOOOO HOOOOOO the Black copters are gonna find ya Herkimer yessir.
Wasn't rhe REAL TITLE of that show... by DrMorbius	Jun 1st, 2009 06:57:07 PM
BREAKING BONADOUCHEBAG!!!
A 2 hr premier? First the big 3, now NBC. by AzulTool	Jun 1st, 2009 07:07:02 PM
I have to admit, it is a little scary to see all of these once rock-solid American institutions turned into worthless, bankrupt punchlines.
PennsyDeux by DrMorbius	Jun 1st, 2009 07:20:32 PM
You watching THE CUP? Which team are you rooting for?
No games 3-4 of Cup finals are because of Conan's Tonight debut by Tall_Boy66	Jun 1st, 2009 07:53:36 PM
NBC has games 5-7, and 6-7 are weeknight games. Considering how after the first two games it looks like the Wings are going to blow out the Pens, the series may not get back to NBC. Kind of sucks they bounced it, but I understand that Conan's first week can be huge and getting bumped by NHL going into OT could put a hamper on that. By week 2, two nights possibly getting bumped wouldn't be that big a deal. That's why they ran game 1 & game 2 back to back on NBC, something you hardly EVER do in a final, but I'm cool with that.
Amazing Race and the first 2 weeks of American Idol are good "re by Tall_Boy66	Jun 1st, 2009 07:58:34 PM
And the first season of "The Osborunes" was interesting because, frankly, nobody had ever done it before (simply plop a camera in a house and watch them live their lives). Amazing Race is just great TV, regardless if it's reality or not because it has a distinct competition. And the first two weeks of American Idol is hilarious (but they unfortunately cut back on the Bad Singers, which is really the only reason the show is worth a damn to bother with. It's ratings are always the highest when it comes back. People love watching the judges getting tortured.) Aside from that, there hasn't been anything interesting to the format since Survivor got veryyyyyy stale, and there's nobody else interesting to follow around anymore. So, yeah, 90% of reality shows are shite. But not everyone.
Looks bad enough, but four times a week??? by Flim Springfield	Jun 1st, 2009 08:00:56 PM
I think once a week is enough for Survivor, and that's a GOOD show.
A pox on both their houses, DrMorbius... by PennsyDeux	Jun 1st, 2009 08:09:27 PM
But since Kristen Bell's a Red Wings fan, DET it is. We Flyers fans hate the Pens' living guts. :D
You're an ass, "Herc". by Cotton McKnight	Jun 1st, 2009 08:30:23 PM
I am glad that your "God" Joss Whedon has to audition for a Buffy the Vampire movie. What if it's successful? A complete reboot. Ha ha ha.
who the fuck is spencer pratt? by smackfu	Jun 1st, 2009 08:38:44 PM
and why is he saying that he's the biggest celebrity on the show? I hope he suffers serious, serious injury during the course of this show. Anyway, sitting through this show was worth seeing Conan's 'Wicked Game' spot. I lol'd.
Gawd damn, it's too bad Kiefer didn't... by Shermdawg	Jun 1st, 2009 08:43:15 PM
...hook Lou Diamond Phillips up with a better role on 24. He shouldn't be on this crap.
whiskey_dick by gotilk	Jun 1st, 2009 08:52:42 PM
Sorry, should have included the link originally. It's kind of hard to believe until you see it. http://tinyurl.com/mcwpop
Kiefer did hook LDP up by Tall_Boy66	Jun 1st, 2009 08:53:33 PM
Not Kiefer's fault they killed his buddy off after a 3 episode cameo. I don't think Sutherland had any pull in the series at that point.
Liberals, the party of tolerance by GeorgieBoy	Jun 1st, 2009 09:24:31 PM
Except for when it's Christianity, conservatism, or capitalism. You guys are a pretty hateful bunch and I'm glad I'm not a party to it.
LOU DIAMOND is in this!!! WTF! They didn't even mention him... by JuanSanchez	Jun 1st, 2009 10:04:19 PM
in the ads. What the hell. He's more of a celebrity than Janice Dickensuck, John Sally, Torrie Wilson, Sanjaya Malikballs and Baldwin!!!!!
bacci40 by D'Jesus	Jun 1st, 2009 10:36:17 PM
seriously? Did you just accuse Republicans of being the attackers while you LIbs are just innocent victims? Um, OK, apparently the last 8 years you guys were supportive of out president and were never attacking. Riiiiight. The sad thing is that GeorgieBoy is right.... and so are you. The difference is that Republicans aren't hypocrites. Libs spout out that we should all be tolerant, non-judgemental and respectful; however, you guys don't waste a second to destroy reputations of those who disagree with you, label people as bigots or racists, and act completely spiteful and hateful to others that don't buy into your propaganda. At least republicans don't lie and say they believe in tolerance, non-judgements and being respectful; they just speak their minds and don't give a shit who hates them or not. So basically, you're all asshole, but you Libs just won't admit it
Herc and her great taste in shows by FrodoFraggins	Jun 1st, 2009 11:01:53 PM
So Herc won't watch Dexter or Supernatural, but watches crap like this?
bacci40 by EyeofPolyphemus	Jun 1st, 2009 11:04:52 PM
That one step in the White House Obama took tripled the national debt and has put us on the verge of losing our AAA credit rating. We kept the rating through the Great Depression, but not five months of this incompetent bozo? did you miss our current debt comes out to $ 500,000 per family? Liberal policy's have to be attacked because their gross stupidity is causing massive damage to the country.
I've never followed any reality show.... by closeencounter	Jun 1st, 2009 11:37:17 PM
so fuck off
I think everyone's forgetting...... by Ka Dargo	Jun 2nd, 2009 12:01:39 AM
How hot Torrie Wilson is!! Damn, what a body!! Too bad she's blonde. And someone kick that dueschebag Spencer's scumbag ass!!
Want to make this show interesting? by DarthFloyd	Jun 2nd, 2009 12:07:27 AM
Text 9999 to unleash the Snipers. One Shot, One Kill. No Survivors!
Cute. by gotilk	Jun 2nd, 2009 01:02:51 AM
EyeofPolyphemus thinks our economic problems happened in a year or even more recently than that. Is it stuffy in your bubble?
Reminds me of the guy on campus. by gotilk	Jun 2nd, 2009 01:12:22 AM
Sets up a table and hands out anti-gay materials. When people call him out on it, he starts spewing about intolerance. Douchebag with a capital D. Guess what, if your primary identifiable trait as of late is intolerance, you don't get to cry like a big baby about intolerance. It's how it works, get used to it. OFTEN. Republicans who want to be taken seriously for real conservative ideas need to seriously distance themselves from hate groups. Christian or otherwise. It just so happens that seems to be the breed they choose at the moment to get in bed with. It stops being about "disrespecting the opinions of decent, traditional, hard working Americans" when the opinions are intolerably idiotic, backward and hateful. No matter where you're from... and let me quote someone you may be familiar with... "it is what it is". Sometimes, when people spout hateful nonsense, OTHER people are going to have an opinion about it. That's not intolerance, it's criticism. Grow up, grow a pair and move on.
dissent is still the highest form of patriotism, right? by blue1622	Jun 2nd, 2009 04:10:47 AM
In that case, cap and trade is dumber than government mandated tithing. Global warming/climate change is every bit the leap of faith that religious belief is, and both should be subject to a separation from the state. Yeah, and a stupid vat tax to pay for healthcare for all can eat my balls.
The government should intervene and force the Networks... by Fareal	Jun 2nd, 2009 08:54:51 AM
...to stop airing shitty, reality shows on TV. I mean it. This is free, commercial TV and it is regulated by the Federal Communications Commission(FCC).
Herc you suprise me at times... by silentbobafett2	Jun 2nd, 2009 09:49:30 AM
I sometimes thinks you're a man who looks beyond borders. But your lack of knowledge of TV and entertainment in other countries is suprising. Your revealation of not watching The UK Office before was suprising. Even after the US one entrhalled you you never thought to check it out. It saddens me... you're missing out on a lot of quality stuff!
I wanna see...... by Omar_Little	Jun 2nd, 2009 04:52:52 PM
....Torrie kick the shit out of that idiot Spencer, and throw a bitch slap to that crybaby wife too.
gotilk by EyeofPolyphemus	Jun 2nd, 2009 08:41:43 PM
I did not address when our economic problems began. I said Obama trying to spend his way out of it was stupid. Care to address that issue or do you just want to keep on missing the point?
Oh I missed the point. by gotilk	Jun 2nd, 2009 09:40:41 PM
Just take it like a man.
Kid Z, translate "mooshey shoes" for me... by Bunger!	Jun 3rd, 2009 12:26:40 AM
... I'm trying to get the full picture.
D'Jesus and by Bunger!	Jun 3rd, 2009 12:28:33 AM

.... Polyphemus are by Bunger!	Jun 3rd, 2009 12:28:54 AM

... jackalopes! by Bunger!	Jun 3rd, 2009 12:29:17 AM

Tolerant liberals by darthvedder81	Jun 3rd, 2009 03:16:20 PM
Why hate on Stevie Baldwin? He loves Jesus. Big freaking deal. I thought you liberals were supposed to be "tolerant."
Stephen, what a douche. by Stalkeye	Jun 3rd, 2009 05:47:19 PM
fuck him and his right wing jeebsus crusade.this fuckhead all of the sudden had some kinda apithany or something? meh he wasnt that good of an actor anyway.
Religion by Maxwell Bishop	Jun 4th, 2009 11:18:47 AM
All these rich stars who found god go from one habit to another.
Tolerant liberals.... by Shakeshift	Jun 5th, 2009 01:35:08 AM
God doesn't really exist, now does he? Tolerance ends at fiction.

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