But yeah, if anyone can man up and rein in Cage's craziness (see: Ghost Rider eating jellybeans out of a martini glass), it's Werner FUCKING Herzog.

Remember him? Fitzcarraldo? Rescue Dawn? Ate a FUCKING SHOE? Yeah...Cage ain't no problem.

Cops snorting drugs and doing blow: Check

Cops feeling up hookers asses: Check

Cops threatening witnesses and civilians, especially elderly ones: Check

Cop going batnuts insane and hallucinating, seeing iguanas and souls dancing: check

Cop film directed by a director I like you who still takes chances: Check (Werner "Aguirre, Wrath of God" Herzog): check, and double check.

This meets all my criteria and then some.

Other sites have other/more info. I'm just happy to pass along the general info. I know it may sound like a FUCKIN DREAM COME TRUE but I guarantee it's legit!!!

And Herzog will own your ass.

anything less a NC-17 would be shocking. depends if LITTLE NICK comes out.

rating will be R but i guess it depends if they're going for laughs. original wasnt funtastic, being revolving around the rape of a nun and all.

i think that's it. he really did go down hill. i blame his ex-wives. he DID name is son Kal-el, thats something to be proud of.

As for Bad Lieutenant, I haven't seen it since I was 14 or something, is this guy meant to be a younger version of the same character? Or just another guy who happens to be a "Bad" Lieutenant?

I don't remember the first one being funny in a laugh out loud kinda way either. Not an Iguana in sight. If anything, it was a serious drama that had such twisted moments that it could make you laugh very briefly, in a "Fuck me that's insane" kinda way.

I can't wait for Bad Lieutenant: Frozen Tundra of Fargo.

my friends--let the games begin

that's it folks...goodnight!

You honestly believe Beaks' blurb is what made me like that trailer? You are pretty far out on a limb with that one, dude. Yeah, before I laugh at something, I must first check to see if someone else laughed before me to see if it's alright. You're really sticking with that logic? There's only one good and one bad and no room for maneouvre and difference of opinion? Fascist much?

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This movie looks hilarious.

Next time you want to fuck with the big boys, take your well used ass down to the Zoo and ask for the Black Rhino special.

Fukken coward. Waste of my time.

I'm thinking yes. How've you been, dude?

"But perhaps you're the true retard in all of this because I can tell you're the kind of guy that likes to tuck the legs of farm animals into the top of his boots while he violates it. Now please go back to letting your sneaky uncle fist fuck you in the ass while you whistle sexual healing, you fuckstick."

Looks like he still hasn't shaken that obsession with animal sex.

The Warrior has never been anyone else. And my word of choice is Motard not retard -although you qualify on both counts Buckwheat.

You must be kind of new around these parts. So learn fast dicklips, I was banned well over a year ago. But I have always been the Liberal Warrior - you ass pickle.

Funny you save quotes from someone though - he must have made you wet in the ass.

I mean "wet in the ass." Who can argue with that shit?

Finally, why the fuck would you be so fucking obnoxious to strangers on the internet. Talk about picking fights were you don't have to back anything up, just smacks of being a big pussy. Not very "warrior" like if you ask me.

I have to admit though that trying to pick a fight with someone after they've said they're not looking for a fight is pretty funny...in a pathtic kind of way, but I laughed

sporting three chins?

Did he have zero budget or what? The look, my friends, is shit. Just like Crank 2 is.

Although I will be honest, I never was a fan of his Nosferatu.

To answer the Schoolly D question: Jimmy Page and Co. sued Schoolly D., the makers of BAD LIEUTENANT, etc. over the use of the "Kashmir" riff in "Signifying Rapper", though it made it through the original theatrical, VHS and laserdisc release before it was pulled and replaced by a song written and performed by Abel Ferrara's punk band. Which is complete bullshit, because a few years later, Page not only allowed Puss Daddy to use the "Kashmir" riff for that Godawful GODZILLA song, he played on it. I guess the whole "your father sells assholes door-to-door" bit hit too close to home for Zep. Anyway, Schoolly D is a god among men and the song deserves a legal release. Having it be the Bad Lieutenant's "theme" was pretty much the highlight of the movie.

This is exactly what I want to see. I don't want verbatim remakes or bastardized versions of my favorite movies (like the Taking of Pelham 1-2-3), I want to films inspired by those movies. If Rob Zombie had done Halloween like this, keeping only the title and the basic premise of a killer stalking people on Halloween night, I would have been all for his movie.

And you can't even get upset about the title, there is enough difference there to let you know it is not ripping off Abel Ferarra's. This is it's own creature.

Now if I could just see Vice Squad: Hustlin' in Houston, directed by Mike Hodges, I am all there.

for some reason I thought this would be a tame effort, but with Herzog directing I'm sure Cage felt compelled to bring his A-game

please?

NOW im going to hell.

It doesn't look like good Nicolas Cage is back from that trailer. But I hope he'll go full tilt and create an entire character soon. There aren't too many people who can do that. But I think he can. I'm gonna hold out hope that he will.

you need to get on that shit. best tv ever. i thank my wife for introducing me to these nuts with money.