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season seven
by VibroCount
May 18th, 2009
02:53:59 AM
This show is as implausible as ever... yet I cannot look away
Already out on the net
by Guitar Heroine
May 18th, 2009
03:10:23 AM
Ratings are gonna be low tonight.
Tony is Jack in a Tony mask
by TheMcflyFarm
May 18th, 2009
03:45:22 AM
Yeah, please keep this spoiler free, gang.
by Shermdawg
May 18th, 2009
03:53:11 AM
We don't want those dvd leaks spoiling those of us that live blog the show.
Rack to the rescue
by The McPoyle Clan
May 18th, 2009
03:53:42 AM
You know it will happen. And it will be glorious.
15hrs & 5 mins 'til Mary Page Keller goodness.
by Shermdawg
May 18th, 2009
03:55:40 AM
Jack Bauer has personally leaked the eps early
by Ballbag
May 18th, 2009
04:03:55 AM
WHAT A GUY!
So season 8 was a bluff!
by Ballbag
May 18th, 2009
05:24:26 AM
I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY THEY ACTUALLY KILL JACK OFF JUST LIKE THEY HAVE ALWAYS TEASED. I FEEL NUMB RIGHT NOW.
They've killed Jack SEVERAL times already
by V'Shael
May 18th, 2009
05:31:26 AM
He keeps coming back.
WHY did Tony join Bill and Chloe in the first place?
by BoyNamedSue
May 18th, 2009
06:11:34 AM
What possible motivation did Tony have to tell Bill and Chloe that he needed to help expose a conspiracy in the government? Given all that we know about Tony now, it seems he didn't really have to do it and that his energies would have better been spent elsewhere.........I'm not enough of a deep thinker to figure this out.
I am from the future, and I can tell you that
by YackBacker
May 18th, 2009
06:11:59 AM
There are sandwiches here.
Yack
by just pillow talk
May 18th, 2009
06:24:50 AM
With cheese I hope?
Sammiches!
by Jimmie Dimmick
May 18th, 2009
06:48:54 AM
Please tell me they still have meat in them. REAL MEAT. I heard it was gonna be all "Soy Meat" and "Vegetable Protein" shit.
Spoilers
by Greenflame0
May 18th, 2009
07:07:51 AM
If you want ep 23 and 24 spoilers, read what's on the link below and it tells you everything. http://tonyalmeidajunkie.blogs pot. com/2009/05/major-spoilers-syn opsis-of-23-and-24.html
Yuh-oh
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
07:13:21 AM
I'm going to be avoiding this talkback today, methinks.
I LOVE Freckles Bauer
by ZoeFan
May 18th, 2009
07:24:53 AM
It will be hard going though life without her.
Ah, the end to one of 24's WORST seasons
by The_Man_Behind_The_Curtain
May 18th, 2009
07:42:29 AM
Yeah, it is. Don't delude yourselves. This season was POOR. From the bullshit African storyline in which our stupid Prez decides to risk the lives of her country for a bunch of Africans, to the dumb, dumb, dumb attack on the White House ("Hey, did you just see a SWAT team hiding under that bridge?" "Nope") to everything that's happened with Tony "If only you'd stayed dead" Almeida... this was terrible.

Please get better soon "24". You were good once.

This season started strong but has gone off the rails
by BigTuna
May 18th, 2009
07:48:27 AM
The Tony turn as a villain has just not worked. And it's not because I wanted to see him as a hero, it's just that it makes zero sense. He'd have to have a dozen things go right to have any chance of his mater plan working. And we haven't been given any explanation why he's doing this.
This season's been awesome all the way through
by nalapou
May 18th, 2009
07:50:07 AM
the only weak season was season 6. otherwise its been stellar. and you wouldn't be posting in a season finale talkback if you hadn't been watching all the way through.
This has been a great season!
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
07:51:14 AM
I understand some of the concerns about the last few eps but come on, Tony is fun as a badass. And how can anyone say 'after the White House'?!? Hodges was fantastic!
Oh dear
by chuffsterUK
May 18th, 2009
08:04:08 AM
Both episodes have been leaked online...
Episodes were leaked because disks were on sale
by V'Shael
May 18th, 2009
08:13:11 AM
and FOX is retarded.

They just don't get the internet. They bitch about the Wolverine print being leaked, and it opens huge. Then they release the 24 DVD/Blu-Ray set before the TV episodes have finished airing. And no doubt bitch about the ratings taking a hit, and piracy being responsible.

God damn fucktards...

how come the dvd comes out the next day already?
by ghost_matt
May 18th, 2009
08:25:45 AM
Will We Ever Learn More About...
by RichardAlpert_TimePimp
May 18th, 2009
08:39:29 AM
Naked Mandy!?! I've always wanted to know more about her...Who she works for, what she does exactly, etc. I'd like her to actually have a few lines of dialogue maybe? You guys think she'll ever re-emerge as a baddy for one of the final seasons? I sure hope so, one of the more intriguing characters they created in the early 24 seasons.
oy
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
09:06:59 AM
I think I'll be avoiding the blog until showtime tonight.

Fucking spoilers.

Surely they gotta kill Kim now....
by dj_bollocks
May 18th, 2009
09:34:20 AM
sets up the unfinished business for Season 8 no ?
Much better as last Season
by lostbat
May 18th, 2009
09:45:44 AM
Which series can uphold the quality for such a long time? Love or Hate it. You are still watching it,ain't you? Probably the only thing to look forward to next to Lost in 2010.
The Tony as a retroactive double agent dilemma...
by OBSD
May 18th, 2009
10:03:44 AM
You see this in a lot of bad TV and movies. A character who has been on one side for a fairly long period of time suddenly announces that they have been working for the other side this entire time, even though they have never ever shown any signs of going the other way at all. It's a fairly easy and lazy way to get out of a corner the writers have painted themselves into. Sometimes the double agent thing works, and mostly it's because the writers have given subtle hints that this was going to happen. Ruby in Supernatural is a good example of this. But more often than not, the character suddenly announces he's the bad guy and has been the whole time which means that the character in question is both an amazing liar and an better actor than Olivier. The truth is in the real world maybe one out of a thousand people could actually pull off the kind of con that these characters pull off all of the time. So when something happens like what happened with Tony this year, my suspension of disbelief is shattered because it was so obvious that this was not an idea that was though of when they started writing the series, but something they pulled out of their asses at the last minute to get another "twist" out of the season.
I still care more
by punto
May 18th, 2009
10:37:06 AM
I still care more about Kim than I did about the off-screen deaths of thousands of people due to some terrorist attack using some magical device. And I don't really give a shit a bout Kim, so that tells you how much I cared about everything else this season.

Now, to the bittorrent client!

Last time until next season; FREE THE ENDER SMITES FOES!
by PennsyDeux
May 18th, 2009
10:53:30 AM
I think wherever he is, he's enjoyed this season more often than not. I know I have.
I want to
by Jubs
May 18th, 2009
11:16:00 AM
motorboat Rack's glorious bosom. That is all.
I hope Chloe knocks the hell out of Janice.
by Banditmania
May 18th, 2009
11:27:24 AM
Only two hours left.
Kim will die and Jack will be knocked out trying to save her.
by IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOfPrisonBre ak
May 18th, 2009
11:30:51 AM
Rack Bauer will have Kim's DNA used to save jack after her death! That is my guess at least!
I find myself not caring.
by HoboCode
May 18th, 2009
11:35:37 AM
For the first time in a long time I just don't give a shit what happens. The last quarter of this season has been dreadful. It can be saved by the finale but it will take a miracle.
Seriously...Janice
by Kessler
May 18th, 2009
11:37:07 AM
Glad she is not coming back. Can't stand Janine Garafalololo. Can't even understand why she was in this show anyway.
I love this season and I love Freckles Bauer
by allykatD
May 18th, 2009
11:43:15 AM
Just saying.
Ehhh ok season, better than last
by Kampy0jay
May 18th, 2009
11:44:55 AM
Kim escapes with a pen, jack is the new bio weapon, Tony wants revenge on Wilson for controlling Logan... gets shot in the hand. President daughter arrested, Rack goes into torture mode, kim saves jack.
Really lacklustre season finale.
by rosasaks
May 18th, 2009
12:10:44 PM
The last half hour is particularly slow.
solid 24 season
by Basehead
May 18th, 2009
12:12:08 PM
3 stars nothing more nothing less. dont know about the imam in the end though. always unsure about islam good guys on 24. There is a reason Fox broadcasts it...
My prediction
by Tin Snoman
May 18th, 2009
12:17:46 PM
since I'm too lazy to hit the torrents or buy the DVD and will have to wait for broadcast: Kim dies, they use her baby's DNA to cure Jack, Tony gets away, Rack gets caught in the rain wearing naught but a wet t-shirt, Chloe stabs Janis in the face with a letter opener, and next season's big villain will be revealed to be Harrison Ford as himself.
Fox meet internet
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS
May 18th, 2009
12:22:32 PM
DUH!
If Jack ends the episode in tears...
by skimn
May 18th, 2009
01:04:36 PM
I will throw my JackSack at the screen...
I would skip the torrents and wait
by YackBacker
May 18th, 2009
02:18:41 PM
I would if I was not a bastard, which I am. I won't spoil anything, I will only give you my reaction in general terms- excellent acting, some very deep character moments, a couple of fun surprises and a pretty good wrap-up. If you're stuck on Tony being good or evil, you're going to be disappointed with an ambiguous answer. I personally think they fucked up the character, but that's like my opinion, man.

Oh and Rack Bauer has the hottest action scenes imaginable.

Ok
by NudeandAroused
May 18th, 2009
03:32:31 PM
For everyone who trashed the unrealism and inconsistency of the silly show "heroes" yet swear by 24, I ask you this, "Where is the realism of this show this year?" Everything that has been done in this season was done before, and it was better then. There is nothing at all original or plausible here. Nothing. Every possible plot twist or character change has been done before with better actors in better stories. This show flat. Sutherland looks tired. There are points when they get to the morality of what Jack does. There, and only there, it is compelling. Otherwise, this show should have stopped after season 5. Yes, "Heroes" is silly and very inconsistent. So is "24."
nice finale, miles ahead of last season's
by RaveX
May 18th, 2009
03:34:12 PM
but all the stuff with president's daughter...? even though retired agent of s.h.i.e.l.d. was kind of involved with that subplot, it made me awfully sleepy.
EXCELLENT SERIES!!!!
by echobase
May 18th, 2009
04:21:11 PM
Well done to all involved!
Critics have been going on with how 24 and Lost
by skimn
May 18th, 2009
04:33:22 PM
have had strong seasons this year, but to help me God, if either crowd out Breaking Bad for a best drama Emmy, there will be hell to pay.
This show is a parody of itself
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
04:44:02 PM
You people are still brainwashed from the adrenaline high you somehow still miraculously get from it, despite it being the most predictable shit on tv. It is literally a comedy. If you played a drinking game where you took a shot everytime kiefer says "he's our only lead, you'd be fucking dead in the first five minutes of any episode.
skimn
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
04:48:07 PM
24 and Lost were at there worst this year. I really feel like when it comes to television I'm the only one who can see how full of shit these shows are, everyone else, I don't know, maybe they don't want to feel like all the years of watching have been for nothing or something, beats the hell out of me. It's really turned into a fucking chore to watch these shows.
Kim's unintentionally funny moment
by estacado1
May 18th, 2009
04:48:13 PM
Look out for it. There's something funny about how she waves her hand frantically.
Solid season
by Whatcokes982
May 18th, 2009
04:52:55 PM
Nothing more, nothing less. I watched the first hour of the finale, and it's pretty damn good, so I'm looking forward to hour 2. This season was a nice return to form after the horrible season 6. It's nowhere near as good as seasons 1,2, or 5, but I'd put it ahead of 3, 4 and 6. It may not be the watercooler show it once was, but at least it's entertaining again. I'll pick up the blu-ray for sure.
My Favourite Season Finals This Year
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS
May 18th, 2009
05:03:14 PM
1. Fringe

2. Lost

3. 24

4. Supernatural

10. Heroes

Don't like it? Fuck you, it's my list (and yeah, I missed out 5 - 9, but I couldn't think of anything to bridge the gap between the awesomeness of 'Supernatural' and the shitiness of 'Heroes')

Although...
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS
May 18th, 2009
05:04:50 PM
..from what I hear, 'Smallville' had a worse season final than 'Heroes'. Who would have thought that'd be possible? Oh, wait. It's fucking 'Smallville'.

It's possible.

Didn't see the Fringe finale...
by TheMarineBiologist
May 18th, 2009
05:56:19 PM
... but your placement of LOST as number 2 is a good choice. It could have been a LOT better...
season finals
by RaveX
May 18th, 2009
06:59:49 PM
30 rock had a great one: band aid +

"we sure had quite a year"

"what are you talking about? it's may"

office would've had a great finale if it wasn't rushed in half an episode.

scrubs had a good series finale, but now that we know that there's gonna be more, it feels somehow less... good.

chuck probably deserves #5 on that list. if for no other reason, then for "I know kung fu." and "chuck me!"

T:TSCC finale was also very good, but just as knowing that there will be more scurbs takes it away from their finale, knowing that SCC is canceled makes me think that it could've been better (more plots resolved, no GIANT cliffhanger/gamechanger at the end)

in the "meh" category we have bones, house, united states of tara and FNL (which is, in my opinion, on of the best series on TV that no one is watching. it's just that I thing that penultimate episode -yes, I went there- was better season finale then the actual one).

and then we have prison break season/series finale. which makes heroes/smallville seem like golden globe material. the sheer amount of bullshit launched at the viewers (were there any?) in the last season culminated with that 2 hour finale to that degree that, while forcing myself to watch, I felt like I was at bukkake party gone horribly wrong. and to think wow good the first and second (before the shitty and unnecessary ending) seasons were...

and just for the record: I loved BSG finale, and would put it on top of the list. I also understand that not all people think like me (yet! my synchromind device is almost complete...), and that lots of people hated/disliked it.

Ok...
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
07:05:29 PM
Here we go. Jack's body count BETTER be up above 10.
NO PAYOFF!
by ScoobySnack
May 18th, 2009
07:08:45 PM
With this weak finale, 24 has officially jumped the shark. Despite a few nice character moments (primarily the final conversation between Jack and Rack), this wrap-up demonstrated how far 24's storytelling quality has slid... or how weak a showrunner that Howard Gordon is... you take your pick. Season 6 notwithstanding, 24 has clearly suffered from the creative absence of Joel Surnow and Robert Cochran. Normally, we'd get a real shocker ending with some very moving emotional moments. Instead, we got 1) story developments so obvious, they were lifted from the weaker years of Mission: Impossible; 2) PC pandering to Muslims with Jack's sudden interest in Islam; 3) the typical "I'm going to tell you everything about why I want to kill you, so that the good guys have enough time to stop me from doing so" scene with Tony and Wilson; 4) too much time at the end spent with this season's White House family vs. any time with Jack and Kim, the latter of which is more fundamental to the series; and finally 5) NO PAYOFF! Just HINTS of what COULD happen... if you stick around for next season. After a 24-episode buildup, that is totally LAME. It's clear the new writing staff doesn't have the balls to GO THERE with the characters like in previous seasons. It's almost as if they're trying to absolve themselves from the controversial positions the series has taken in prior seasons under Surnow's leadership. By doing so, they've neutered the series... which is an appropriate analogy. The entire two-hour finale was just a huge jackoff session with no cum shot. 24 is officially impotent.
Harvest it from his blood...
by ZoeFan
May 18th, 2009
07:13:31 PM
That's ABSURD!!!!
This is the way 24 ends...
by Hideo Kojima
May 18th, 2009
07:16:11 PM
not with a bang but a whimper
Bye Bye
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
07:26:48 PM
Mary Page... Kim Finally put down a Cougar.
She said Dammit! Hah
by lockesbrokenleg
May 18th, 2009
07:27:37 PM
Haha! A Kim Bauer "Dammit!"
by kyle051554
May 18th, 2009
07:27:51 PM
Awesome.
THOSE BASTARDS KILLED KELLER!!!
by Shermdawg
May 18th, 2009
07:28:00 PM
And that was a nice "DAMMIT!" from Kim.
Sweet "DAMMIT!"
by mr_macphisto
May 18th, 2009
07:28:30 PM
from Kim.
"Sloppy Second's" Ass is getting big
by ZoeFan
May 18th, 2009
07:28:47 PM
Just my observation.
A Kim Bauer "Dammit!"
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
07:28:55 PM
That's a rarity...take three shots of Patron and do a line of blow off of a hooker's tits.
YES!!
by roninredshade
May 18th, 2009
07:29:01 PM
A Kim Bauer "Dammit!" It must run in the family!
Well, we know that Kim's a Bauer for sure
by maelstrom_ZERO
May 18th, 2009
07:29:31 PM
That was an awesome "dammit!" from Kim.
Also, I wanted a bit more...
by mr_macphisto
May 18th, 2009
07:29:37 PM
...from the Scooby-Doo Mystery plot with Aaron and Ethan. I smell sitcom!
It's like I'm watching a comedy skit of the show
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
07:29:42 PM
This shit with Kim is hilarious
Seriously?
by NudeandAroused
May 18th, 2009
07:29:45 PM
Long Haired bad guy gets shot in the knee and runs away? Seriously? That's real?
These airport security people suck
by Jubs
May 18th, 2009
07:29:46 PM
standing out in the open, giving the shooter free, easy looks at them. Kim Bauer "dammit!" was pretty epic though.
Next Season:
by closeencounter
May 18th, 2009
07:29:58 PM
Kim Bauer is "Jaqueline Bauer; CTU Agent-at-Large"!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!
Now to get...........
by closeencounter
May 18th, 2009
07:31:40 PM
Jaqueline Bauer and Rack Bauer in bed together.....Yuummmm....
I like that Kim is going to be the one
by IndyCollector
May 18th, 2009
07:33:03 PM
To catch the long-hair fuck. See? She isn't going to be tied to railroad tracks.
Ha!
by CatVutt
May 18th, 2009
07:33:41 PM
Loved the Kim Bauer DAMMIT!
Hey! It's Beckett from Atlantis!
by kyle051554
May 18th, 2009
07:37:52 PM
I love that guy!
Kim Bauer
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
07:38:09 PM
Dammit was off the charts awesome...

Tony is awfully pushy in meeting the HDIC.

Tony
by L.H.Puttgrass
May 18th, 2009
07:39:20 PM
...Is a good guy.
Just out of curiosity
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
07:39:26 PM
Why did they need Jack alive to rebuild the virus?
I bet he's going for the HDIC.
by L.H.Puttgrass
May 18th, 2009
07:40:14 PM
I bet he's going for the HDIC.
by L.H.Puttgrass
May 18th, 2009
07:40:17 PM
I love Aaron Pierce
by Jubs
May 18th, 2009
07:40:36 PM
He knows whats up.
weird ending...
by CorpseRide
May 18th, 2009
07:40:46 PM
...last 20 mins are really just lo-key setup for season 8. The only really great part of this was when the daughter goes a bit nutso with her "he stole my property" schitck. It made me so psyched to see her get her ass handed to her, which is the mark of a good villain. The rest... not so exciting.

And yeah, way to end on the kind of lukewarm action scene you'd expect with 20 mins to go... then give us nothing but season 8 setup, only after which do we realise that yes, that really WAS the climax in that warehouse. Really?? :-(

Oops...
by L.H.Puttgrass
May 18th, 2009
07:41:05 PM
I like this episode!
by Hercules
May 18th, 2009
07:42:18 PM
It's exciting!
DAMMIT!
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
07:42:24 PM
Stop Spoiling! :^P
man...
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
07:45:22 PM
I forgot that Kim wasn't a complete idiot when written that way.
When did this turn into Fox Force 5?
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
07:45:45 PM
Jack's sick so the women do all the heavy lifting.
Redshirt bullseye FTW!
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
07:46:35 PM
Redshirts on 24 are pretty good this season...
Kim is so hot
by IndyCollector
May 18th, 2009
07:47:53 PM
Anyone who doesn't think so is a fuckin' FAGGOT.
She's so hot, she's on fire.
by tonagan
May 18th, 2009
07:48:29 PM
The pig was roasting...
by ZoeFan
May 18th, 2009
07:48:49 PM
Sorry that was too easy. You have to admit, for Hollywood standards, she's a little above average size wise.
she's so hot...
by maxwell's hammer
May 18th, 2009
07:49:08 PM
...she's on fire!!

That was pretty funny.
Kim running
by Jubs
May 18th, 2009
07:49:08 PM
is almost as good as Rack's bouncy run. Almost.
LongHaired bad Guy
by NudeandAroused
May 18th, 2009
07:50:17 PM
Had something like four bullets in him, he drives a car, strongly grabs Kim. Even better, the car catches fire? Guess I am missing something about the excitement.
Kim pwnd the long haired operative
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
07:50:22 PM
That's how Bauer's roll
its just not funny...
by maxwell's hammer
May 18th, 2009
07:50:27 PM
...if more than one person thinks of it. Bleh.

And ol' Kimmy is the perfect size to satisfy all of my desires.
OMG... TWO RACK BAUERS!!!
by da-giez
May 18th, 2009
07:50:49 PM
Kim sure looking gooood tonight, and with Renee... Rack Jr & Rack Sr!! MMMMMMMMM
Not bad so far!
by kronos6948
May 18th, 2009
07:50:59 PM
Don't know why you guys are complaining. Unless, of course, it's all downhill from here, with a touching moment between Tony and Jack looking lovingly into eachothers' eyes... @ZoeyFan... Sure, she's made her way around the NHL, but what woman her age hasn't been porked a few times? Also, as far as big asses go? I like 'em. I cannot lie.
Kim Bauer is Hotter than a $2 Pistol
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
07:51:28 PM
at the Compton Swap Meet- Baby Weight or no Baby Weight. ;^)
Loved Renee's look...
by mr_macphisto
May 18th, 2009
07:51:35 PM
Kim: "Technobabble gobbledygoop technobabble." Rack: "Zuh?"
I'd be all over
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
07:51:43 PM
Kim Bauer sloppy seconds.
Sweet Hyundai has an mp3 player!!
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
07:52:20 PM
I'm getting a Genesis now!
Pathogen +10
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
07:53:10 PM
in spinal fluid alone, nice. Oh and I've uploaded it
When the big cheese looks Tony in the eye
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
07:55:43 PM
Tony's going to reveal he's a double double agent!
You DO NOT
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
07:56:21 PM
Fuck with JACK BAUER!

Sack or no sack.

Jack body count: 3.

dont mess with....
by evildeadron
May 18th, 2009
07:56:39 PM
zombie jack, hell stab you in the god damn throat
Freckles Bauer VS LOST's Kate "Freckles"Austen
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
07:56:48 PM
Who do you "JACK" to more often?
Jack Hates Doctors
by jocutus
May 18th, 2009
07:56:53 PM
Reminds me of when he died and came back to life.
Jack Pwnage
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
07:57:14 PM
Even with a seziure inducing pathogen level of +10 Jack can drop 3 evil dr's in under 60 seconds
Rob in WI
by da-giez
May 18th, 2009
07:59:23 PM
where you at? I'm Fondy
Good heavens
by maelstrom_ZERO
May 18th, 2009
08:00:51 PM

Jack just had a spinal tap, has 2 hours to live from a prion-variant virus, and was shot with a severe dose of muscle relaxant. And he gets up and owns 3 doctors and escapes? That's almost as impossibly ridiculous as the First Gentleman killing a youthful, militarily-trained SS agent while in a drug-induced stupor.

But god help me, I'm loving this episode.

So... err...
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:01:10 PM
Are we live blogging Glee next week?

What?

Madtown.
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:01:48 PM
Living the dream.
uh,
by jocutus
May 18th, 2009
08:01:54 PM
did the sun just rise in the last 5 minutes?
Spinal Tap
by NudeandAroused
May 18th, 2009
08:02:10 PM
Jack just had his spine tapped and he gets up and kills the bad guys, including Carson. Can't wait for the explanation there. Though it is interesting to see Kim. By the show' chronologically, she must be in her 40sby now.
At least Kim
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:02:18 PM
finally has something to do.
Any other week...
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:02:34 PM
And we'd be making DC Cab jokes.
As I said above,
by L.H.Puttgrass
May 18th, 2009
08:02:50 PM
Tony is going for the head of the snake. He's double-secret-probation undercover!
Shit, I missed Jack beating down the doctors.
by Shermdawg
May 18th, 2009
08:02:53 PM
Now THAT
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:03:23 PM
would have been awesome. And by "that" I mean a garage door decapitation for Soulpatch Ratboy.
Aaron Pierce: Agent of SHIELD.
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:04:34 PM
Who the fuck DOESN'T like this guy? I'd watch an Aaron Pierce: AoS spinoff.
Or not.
by L.H.Puttgrass
May 18th, 2009
08:04:49 PM
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH, BEE-YOTCH!
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:06:01 PM
Yeah.
Tony needs to go on douche island
by lockesbrokenleg
May 18th, 2009
08:07:04 PM
Ugh....
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:07:26 PM
Really?... REALLY?... I'm NOT liking this turn.
OK, Tony is a kinda bad good guy.
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:08:01 PM
Finally, the truth.
This is the SHIT!!!
by IndyCollector
May 18th, 2009
08:08:56 PM
Tony's fall from grace
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:08:56 PM
Double Double agent
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:09:56 PM
reveald
I'm not Gonna Kill Him You Are
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
08:10:12 PM
LOST Finale anyone?
Guess Darth Tony will be sacrificing himself
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:10:43 PM
a la Return of the Jedi.
Ooops
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:12:01 PM
meant to add "in order to redeem himself". Predictable, but maybe he'll go out with a bang...like Mayday at the end of A View To A Kill!
Not EXACTLY what I thought.
by CatVutt
May 18th, 2009
08:12:29 PM
But damn. Nice.
Darth Soulpatch
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:13:19 PM
or Darth Almeida or Darth Ratboy probably sound better.
Oh shit...
by Jubs
May 18th, 2009
08:13:41 PM
using Jack as a human bomb to kill the guy? Interested in seeing how Jack is going to get out of this one. Tony ain't good nor evil. He's just one crazy, vindictive fucker.
CatVutt
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:13:45 PM
I didn't like it... but I'll live with it.
Darth Soulpatch force-choke FTW!
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:14:14 PM
How many fucking people....
by mr_macphisto
May 18th, 2009
08:15:00 PM
...were fucking behind the season 5 plot?!? Cummings, Henderson, Logan, Bluetooth Bauer, Senior Bauer...CHRIST.
man Bad guys always have
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:17:02 PM
better security than the good guys on this show
How many Different Ways
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
08:17:27 PM
can Tony kill him with a cellphone?
I know what your problem is.
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:17:41 PM
Do you know why you won't fight? Because you have nothing to fight for! You don't care about anything! You don't value anything! You don't believe in anything! That's what makes me better!
Rack Bauer...
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:18:28 PM
I'm so turned on right now....
More FPS cliche
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:18:46 PM
thank you exploding barrels
All Tony needs to do
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:19:10 PM
Is find a flight of stairs to run down. Sheesh.
Seriously
by jocutus
May 18th, 2009
08:19:14 PM
Who keeps barrels of fuel just lying around outside of 24 and video games?
Rack Bauer
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:19:35 PM
just pulled one heck of a stunt roll.
I'm so glad I'm DVRing this...
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:20:09 PM
Rack and I are going to have some... intimate moments... later tonight.
What fucking ending was that?
by Stalkeye
May 18th, 2009
08:20:14 PM
"I can't let you go Daddy" Just when I hoped they would wrap up the loose ends, it endded abrubtly, just like that. And Tony's ulterior motive for betraying his country was a bit cliche. Please Fux, just kill this series already.
If Rack Bauer can disarm a bomb that fast
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:20:29 PM
with those hands, imagine what else she can do.
Tony wastes his chance
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:21:29 PM
arrrrg
COLD FUCKIN BLOODED!
by toadkillerdog
May 18th, 2009
08:21:46 PM
Whoo!

That must be how BSB feels when typing!

My name is Tony Almeida.
by Hercules
May 18th, 2009
08:21:55 PM
You killed my wife. Prepare to die.
WOAH.
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:22:11 PM
Yowza.
FUck...
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:23:01 PM
Even a spastic Jack Bauer is a DEAD EYE shot...

This show is ridiculous, but awesome, all at once.

Talked too fuckin much
by toadkillerdog
May 18th, 2009
08:23:24 PM
Need to just pull the damn trigger
OK, this finale
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:23:35 PM
has redeemed the last few episodes. Maybe that's what the rewrites were for. Nice little twist there.
You killed my son!
by CatVutt
May 18th, 2009
08:24:36 PM
KLINGON BASTARDS KILLED MY SON!
tony screaming about his son
by evildeadron
May 18th, 2009
08:24:42 PM
that was almost too painful to watch, he did a good job with that scene
What was with that Evil look by Freckles?
by ZoeFan
May 18th, 2009
08:24:54 PM
Do those two have a past?
"You got me monologuing! I can't believe it..."
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:25:23 PM
Oh, ho ho! You sly dog!
Jack'
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
08:25:31 PM
That was good
by NudeandAroused
May 18th, 2009
08:25:55 PM
Straight out of "The Princess Bride" only better. Good scene there.
wow!!
by da-giez
May 18th, 2009
08:26:02 PM
awesome 20 minutes there! Emmy
Tony Almeida=Tragic Shakesperean Figure
by BoyNamedSue
May 18th, 2009
08:26:18 PM
Yeah, Carlos did a nice job
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:26:29 PM
with that last scene. 30 minutes left, too...wonder what will happen next?
Bravehart revenge is how to do it
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:26:46 PM
Stand the guy up against the post and be done with it...
Maybe
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:26:52 PM
I should have kept track of Rack's body count..

Jack's BodyCount still sits at: 3.

s a hypocrite
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
08:27:33 PM
He's not even fun to watch anymore. Breaking the rules and killing for the greater good is okay when you got a badge and your name is Jack Bauer but nobody else can do it. It's pretty fucking irritating at this point. Do people really like watching this guy anymore? Some fucking "hero" he is.
Why the hell...
by mr_macphisto
May 18th, 2009
08:29:12 PM
...didn't Jack just shoot Curtis in the fucking hand?
Mr Macphisto.
by CatVutt
May 18th, 2009
08:29:51 PM
Just one more reason Season Six SUCKED.
Just sic "Mad-Dog" Almeida on him already
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:30:06 PM
Let him finish the job already! Will Patton deserves a nasty death for appearing in The Postman, anyway.
Rack Bauer will have to get the number
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:30:07 PM
of Olivia's contact...or maybe she'll "do whatever is necessary"
MacPhisto
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:30:18 PM
Jack did NOT have that shot on Curtis... the only shot he had was the neck; Curtis was using the hotsage as a shield. Not as an Agent of SHIELD.
Mr_macphisto
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:31:22 PM
Excellent point on Curtis. Shoot him in the hand, why kill a friend?
I can't tell you What to Do
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
08:31:47 PM
But I can tell how we did it when Bush and Cheney were in office...
The ghost of Ryan Chappelle approves of Tony's methods
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:31:53 PM
Curtis is sorely missed
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:32:27 PM
and did not deserve that death. If the writers can return Tony from the dead, then they can get BLACK JACK BACK!
The Postman wasn't all that bad.
by Shermdawg
May 18th, 2009
08:32:47 PM
Costner gets too much undeserved shit.
Lessons in moral ambiguity by Jack Bauer
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:32:47 PM
"Mr. Bauer, we have to go now ...
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:33:33 PM
The Chinese have a tanker waiting for you"
Really good
by NudeandAroused
May 18th, 2009
08:34:19 PM
Liked that scene with Jack and Renee. Really thoughtful.
Had to rewind to listen to Jack again...
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:34:29 PM
I will say this... the writer's NAILED this aspect of their story in the end.
Who could ever have foreseen that ...
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:34:40 PM
Sandra Bullock would need Ryan Reynolds to help her open a movie
Meestah Bowah
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:34:40 PM
We have beewn waiting a very rong time!
Tony Redemption
by PowerhouseRowe
May 18th, 2009
08:36:16 PM
In my book, we got it. I will keep my soul patch.
chrth
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:36:29 PM
Was Renee Zellweger already booked?
Three hours of commercials Ten seconds of show
by lockesbrokenleg
May 18th, 2009
08:36:29 PM
And they wonder why TV is dying?
Time for the President to reverse herself again
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:37:25 PM
Nevermind...
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:38:51 PM
Yep. I'd still hit the first daughter.
Catfight!
by lockesbrokenleg
May 18th, 2009
08:39:40 PM
So what, CTU agents don't swear any oaths
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
08:40:02 PM
They just get a license to kill?
Commentary on Torture
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:40:07 PM
If you liked Jack's speech you might like the following:
http://townhall.com/columnists / CharlesKrauthammer/2009/05/15/ the_torture_debate,_continued
OUCH! First Lady laying the smack down on the Prez!
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:40:27 PM
I actually enjoyed The Postman
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:41:11 PM
but it's SOOO much fun to make fun of.
Aaron Pierce, Agent of SHIELD, still working
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:41:44 PM
Gotta love it
Giraffe-alo is gonna be the inside man
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:42:37 PM
and yes, I meant to say 'man'.
Yay Chloe
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:42:41 PM
I love Chloe.
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:43:05 PM
I lover her awkward compliments.

Mostly, I love her Baby Boobs.

Yay Macer
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:43:21 PM
Only 15 minutes left
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:43:35 PM
nooo, we're running out of time!
Jack doesn't need morphine
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:44:37 PM
he just needs some of that sweet Rack Bauer nectar.
Jack Converts to Islam, becomes Yusuf Bauer
by toadkillerdog
May 18th, 2009
08:45:18 PM
Just like Cat Stevens - oh, too old of a reference
Jack Bauer Will be
by HarrysHairButt
May 18th, 2009
08:45:32 PM
a muslim in season 8.
The ghost of Ryan Chapelle does not forgive Jack
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:45:46 PM
Sprague Grayden is a damn fine actress
by ZoeFan
May 18th, 2009
08:45:59 PM
Perfect delivery
Nothing is Black and White
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
08:46:09 PM
Except Rack Bauer's polka dot lingerie...
it's time...
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:46:13 PM
...time to adminster the stem cell treatment
I can't remember: did we know Michelle was pregnant?
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:46:49 PM
Behrooz Bauer!
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:47:03 PM
You know you want to see it! A pistol in one hand, a copy of the Koran in the other.
Hey
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:47:09 PM
I got the Cat Stevens reference. But I'm old.
WE NEEDS US THE JACK SACK!
by PennsyDeux
May 18th, 2009
08:47:19 PM
Only that can save Mr. Bauer. :(
Re: Michelle's pregancy
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:47:50 PM
Don't think it was mentioned...anyone?
I got the Cat Stevens reference. But I'm not old
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:47:53 PM
shaq and Ben = gay lovers?
by lockesbrokenleg
May 18th, 2009
08:48:00 PM
Chrth
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:48:07 PM
I seemd to think we did... thought there was a reference to Michelle's murder being a double homicide... then again, I could TOTALY be mixing things up.
Shaq saying "I love you Ben"
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:48:14 PM
Sounded a little to sincere
If you're listening to this ... be a professional
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:48:23 PM
this should've ended about 20 minutes ago.
by kronos6948
May 18th, 2009
08:48:32 PM
Went from being a great ending to the season, could've had a cliffhanger leaving us wondering if Jack lives or dies, and could've ended having Jack leaving words of wisdom to Rack Bauer and then going into the ambulance. Instead, we watch a man in his supposed death throes begging for forgiveness for what he's done. And, still 15 minutes remain.
Anyone know if Darth Almeida
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:48:42 PM
will be returning next season?
Next year
by NudeandAroused
May 18th, 2009
08:49:19 PM
How are they going to have Jack get healed to fight the next terrorist who holds the White house hostage next year?
Very DIFFERENT Season Finale This Year
by BoyNamedSue
May 18th, 2009
08:49:23 PM
But still outstanding, just in a different way!
American Idol final: Vote for the Hot Chick!
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:49:23 PM
Although I'm surprised her parents named her Adam
Season 8 will be...
by HarrysHairButt
May 18th, 2009
08:49:47 PM
Rack Bauer and the muslim cleric clumsily fighting terrorism and lecturing in New York while Jack recouperates and munches jello in the hospital.
Tony will definitely show up in the show's final season.
by Shermdawg
May 18th, 2009
08:49:58 PM
I'd assume.
It's time...
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:50:14 PM
...Time to indict Olivia for conspiracy to commit murder
Great, the President smoked pot
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:50:15 PM
This is so draaageed outtfttt
by lockesbrokenleg
May 18th, 2009
08:50:38 PM
Shit, this daughter story has been going on since Feb
Yes! Olivia is going down! Hot Jailhouse Lesbian Sex!
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:50:59 PM
This bit with the First Lady and company
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:51:12 PM
is really moving slow. Like molasses slow.
Aaron Pierce: Agent of SHIELD
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:51:52 PM
Just does his job. He'll stab a mofo if he has to, but he just does his job.
Does anyone give a rats patootie about Olivia?
by toadkillerdog
May 18th, 2009
08:52:08 PM
Didn't think so.

Chrth - good on ya

Think the First Lady will leave her next season?
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:52:14 PM
Going the single President route again?
I kinda feel sorry for Olivia
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:52:28 PM
but not for her cellmate. Yay-er!
So she gets convicted.
by CatVutt
May 18th, 2009
08:52:29 PM
Can't she just turn around and Pardon her?
So... errr... the writers are saying
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:52:57 PM
That this is why a chick wouldn't make a good PResident, right?
It's like everyone is going for an Emmy nom this ep
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:53:10 PM
We've had the evil Presidn't Wife...
by HarrysHairButt
May 18th, 2009
08:53:24 PM
The brilliant writers at 24 will keep things fresh by now having an evil President's husband!
Whadaya Want seagrass?
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
08:53:37 PM
A mother daughter Michelle Yeoh Zhyi Zhang style swordfight?
Rack
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:55:01 PM
Can't torture out a confession in 5 minutes..
That would be grand, cymbalta4thedevil
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:55:50 PM
Just grand.
Hey Rack
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
08:56:24 PM
I've got a Pole you can secure your hands to...
Interesting turn of events.
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:56:26 PM
Is Rack Bauer evil?
This is the BIRTH
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:56:29 PM
Of Rack Bauer 2.0...

Rack Bauer 2: Even Rackier?

Rack Bauer 2: Yeah... I'm at a loss.

TURN TO THE DARK SIDE! DON'T LISTEN TO THE VIPER!
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:56:31 PM
GO, RACK BAUER, GOOOOO!!!!!
by L.H.Puttgrass
May 18th, 2009
08:56:44 PM
She's just gonna
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:57:20 PM
execute him.
Groan
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:57:38 PM
"No, he's still alive Kim."

Not the, er... best written line.


by IndyCollector
May 18th, 2009
08:58:08 PM
Bet Rack kills Giraffe-alo
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:58:26 PM
and runs off with General Bethlehem.
"Sunny"?!?!
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:58:33 PM
I bet no one took her seriously in med school
So, after the stem cell transfer...
by kronos6948
May 18th, 2009
08:58:38 PM
does that mean that Jack will be weak against Cougars?
Rack should have drilled Janeane
by IndyCollector
May 18th, 2009
08:58:39 PM
Fuck that bitch.
So Season 8 will start with Kim dead.
by CatVutt
May 18th, 2009
08:58:48 PM
Having died saving Jack.
Even in a coma
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
08:58:59 PM
Jack could still kill 3 evil doctors in under 60 seconds
NOOOOOOOO!
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
08:59:18 PM
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK????
Sweet, does this mean we get a singing demon
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
08:59:21 PM
next season?
That was the ending?
by kyle051554
May 18th, 2009
08:59:28 PM
That kind of sucked.
chrth
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
08:59:45 PM
I'm imagining that "Sunny" slept her way to the top.
Season 1 & 3's closing moments are still the best.
by Shermdawg
May 18th, 2009
08:59:52 PM
Well, I guess next season's premiere
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
09:00:11 PM
will be this season's finale.
I can't wait until next season...
by mr_macphisto
May 18th, 2009
09:00:31 PM
...when we finally found out who was behind Charles Logan! It can't end with Wilson! IT HAS TO GO HIGHER AND HIGHER, AND DEEPER AND DEEPER, UNTIL EVERYONE IS IMPLICATED IN THE MOST SECRET CONSPIRACY EVER!
Gah!
by Joe Mannix Jr.
May 18th, 2009
09:00:42 PM
Suddenly I feel like it's May 21 1980.
You know, I actually thought Jack was going to die
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
09:00:54 PM
Maybe next year you'll be free, Jack
shitty
by lockesbrokenleg
May 18th, 2009
09:01:17 PM
This felt like a mid season episode.
Honestly
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
09:01:29 PM
What a terrible ending... as anticlimactic as you can get. BUT

It did hammer their point that Torture is good. And I'm all for more ass kicking Rack Bauer.

Freckles: Did someone say..."Do they have a past?"
by ZoeFan
May 18th, 2009
09:01:36 PM
Hmmmm
next season
by piercedrexel
May 18th, 2009
09:02:43 PM
jack is revived from his coma in 2032 and has to kill wesley snipes with the help of rack bauer's daughter.
I bet Jack Bauer is the mastermind
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
09:03:23 PM
behind EVERYTHING.
Season 2 still has the best ending
by lockesbrokenleg
May 18th, 2009
09:03:38 PM
With Palner passed out. Then, in Season 3 they ignore it. WTF?
Okay. Initial reaction.
by CatVutt
May 18th, 2009
09:03:53 PM
Not ENTIRELY happy with the Tony resolution, but once he killed Larry, it was about as good as they could do. It made sense that he was trying to draw out somebody higher up in the conspiracy, and the Michelle card AND the unborn son card sold it better than expected. The Kim-as-victim thing wasn't dragged out, so that wasn't so bad. Overall, I think it was a pretty fucking good season marred somewhat by some lackluster late episodes, and only partially redeemed in the end. But definitely worth the ride. I'll be here for Season 8.
Shermdawg and Chrth
by NudeandAroused
May 18th, 2009
09:03:58 PM
You are right about that. Season 1's closing was a classic. Obviously, in this case, the stem cell stuff will heal Jack. I agree with Chrth. It looked like Jack was going to die. Then someone else could be the star. That would be cool.
MUTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
by L.H.Puttgrass
May 18th, 2009
09:04:08 PM
SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! That's the END?!?

MUDDERFUCKERSSS!!!!!!

Actually, the ending did what it was supposed to do
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
09:04:15 PM
Yeah, a little drawn out and neatly wrapped up at the end of the 24 hours, but I'm intrigued with what would've happened with Freckles and Wilson, and what the President have up her sleeves with Wilson as well.
Should have ended it
by Jubs
May 18th, 2009
09:04:44 PM
with Rack closing the door. Oh well.
next season
by nahdogg
May 18th, 2009
09:06:25 PM
The pathogen in Jack's blood turns out to be the rage virus and Jack awakes to a post apocolyptic DC filled with speed zombies. Jack then has to battle his way out of DC using all his past training except torture doesn't work on zombie's
RACK BAUER 3
by da-giez
May 18th, 2009
09:06:46 PM
RACK BAUER 3: The Evil Deep in Me
Agreed, Jubs
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
09:06:57 PM
They should have swapped that scene with the Kim/Jack scene...would have felt much better.
Clip from "Once More ... With Torture"
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
09:07:56 PM
Renee: "Will this do a thing to change him? Am I better off kidnapping Kim? Or is Jack Bauer too far gone to care?"

Janis: "What if Bauer can't defeat them?"

Chloe: "Beady-eyes is right let's help him ... or we could just sit around and glare."

All: "We'll see it through that's what we're always here to do so we will walk through the fire"

Wait, does Rack Bauer know
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
09:07:58 PM
that Tony killed Larry?
seagrass: oh yes, she knows
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
09:08:54 PM
OK. Change the show's title to 25.
by L.H.Puttgrass
May 18th, 2009
09:08:58 PM
I want a REAL FUCKING ENDING!!
You knew the ending...
by da-giez
May 18th, 2009
09:09:06 PM
Would be Jack & Kim... almost HAD to be. But RACK just about going Jack was the little twist at the end for everyone... Glad she's back in S8!
Chrth
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
09:09:19 PM
GOD DAMMIT... now I've got to put in the OMWF disc and burn through that tonight.

Which means that, yep... it's a Buffy marathon.

Jubs is the winner
by ZoeFan
May 18th, 2009
09:09:22 PM
He has better ideas than the writer, director and editor do. Well done!
Dammit Rack, become vengence!
by Stuntcock Mike
May 18th, 2009
09:09:25 PM
Fuck. Maybe next season.
REDEMPTION
by da-giez
May 18th, 2009
09:10:14 PM
... was an overlaying theme from the movie right on through.
Rob in WI: If you don't think I'll be putting together
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
09:10:26 PM
an entire score for Once More ... With Torture, well you don't know me very well ;)
chrth
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
09:11:07 PM
HAHA... Sign me up for the newsletter.
Alright, peeps, it was a fun season
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
09:11:32 PM
Definitely better than last one. We'll be back in January, in NYC.
I did really enjoy...
by mr_macphisto
May 18th, 2009
09:12:19 PM
...Almeida's super-villain-esque ending - being dragged away, in custody, whilst screaming at the hero. "YOU'LL LIVE TO REGRET THIS! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!" etc.
seagrass, I was thinking the same thing re: Rack being evil.
by PennsyDeux
May 18th, 2009
09:12:28 PM
Something about her body language.
Thank FUCKING GOD...
by Rob in WI
May 18th, 2009
09:12:39 PM
At least Burn Notice comes back on June 4th.
Jack never gets the last word
by lockesbrokenleg
May 18th, 2009
09:12:49 PM
Ever notice that? In every season finale, he never gets to say the last word.
lockesbrokenleg...
by ZoeFan
May 18th, 2009
09:14:38 PM
But he did get the last scene...and he shouldn't have.
It was a good season, chrth.
by PennsyDeux
May 18th, 2009
09:14:58 PM
Mucho gracias, Kiefer and Company. Now get yer anger management issues under wraps and let's have a farewell tour (season 8) to remember.
that couldn't have possibly licked more sack
by Fat and Curious
May 18th, 2009
09:15:16 PM
gross
PennsyDeux...
by ZoeFan
May 18th, 2009
09:18:26 PM
She gave the -Evil I'm a dirty whore and more is going on than I really am letting on- smile/look. She's a baddy.
Why are People complaining
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
09:20:04 PM
about that ending? They've set up a lot of threads to deal with next season. It's a low key cliffhanger but it's still a cliffhanger. And Almeida will be back next year. They would have just killed him if they didn't have plans to use him.
Rack needs her own series pronto.
by Stuntcock Mike
May 18th, 2009
09:22:12 PM
She's well on her way to becoming the next Jack. White t-shirt and braless next season. And it rains all day. Fuuuuck.
And Rack isn't evil
by cymbalta4thedevil
May 18th, 2009
09:24:05 PM
she's just going rogue like Jack does on occasion. It would be fun to have a season begin right where the previous season left off but with the move to NYC I doubt it.
lockesbrokenleg
by jub3i
May 18th, 2009
09:27:51 PM
I believe he did in Season 3. Answered a call after he was crying, or something like that. Might've been 4.

Next, the haters can suck it. I liked the finale, EVEN Kim's part. Get that long-haired motherfucker, girl!!!! And yes, it sets up a good premise for 8.
In the meantime, "This isn't fucking baseball, weaselface,"
by PennsyDeux
May 18th, 2009
09:31:30 PM
it's catering!" http://tinyurl.com/quaulj, or in case that gives off an error message, http://tinyurl.com/pr6abp. Made of fucking win, this Party Down season finale's gonna be.
Nah, it has to be months if not a year or more later
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
09:31:44 PM
Jack needs to recover and the First Lady has to disappear (Ethan and Allison sitting in a tree?). Although it would be great if Tony was in a coma at the start of the next season and they had to wake him up from it.
I meant "Jack was in a coma"
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
09:32:16 PM
Although if both of them were in a coma ...
I'm curious if
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
09:33:52 PM
Jack will spend most of next season recuperating and directing CTU: NY, while Rack Bauer will end up as the field agent (assuming she isn't evil, which would kinda suck).
The finale definitely did make up for
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
09:35:31 PM
those last few episodes. Definitely one of my favorite seasons! Jonas still went out like a bitch, though...he deserved better (or worse).
seagrass: word is that there's a new guy running CTU
by chrth
May 18th, 2009
09:38:02 PM
Jack got the silent last word in Season 4
by chimpjnr
May 18th, 2009
09:40:51 PM
Disappointing final 30 mins. I liked the fact that the President finally sacked up though. Ethan's getting some the next morning, for sure. Tony and Jack are going down Mr White/Mr Orange style at the end of next season - I'm calling it now.
chrth: Is it Behrooz?
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
09:41:42 PM
Because that would be EPIC.
That Was Good Enough
by RichardAlpert_TimePimp
May 18th, 2009
09:41:55 PM
Not the best or even close to the worst. I'm sure Jack will live and the next one will probably be a month or two later if I had to guess. I kind of zoned out when Rack was chaining up Janice. I saw her put her badge down and face Wilson. Did she go in and do anything after that or did it just end with us not knowing what she did? Please help me out someone, I know its dumb, I just can't remember if there was anything after...

I agree she could get her own series.

ALLAHU AHKBAR! exclaims Jack
by chimpjnr
May 18th, 2009
09:42:06 PM
ALLAHU AHKBAR! exclaims Jack
by chimpjnr
May 18th, 2009
09:42:06 PM
Season 8
by Jubs
May 18th, 2009
09:42:34 PM
Think of the possibilites a Jack/Rack torture team up could bring. Jack: "How do you want to begin, sweetie? Bullet to the knee?" Rack: "Nah, too loud, too sudden. How about we break each finger?" Jack: *smiles* "that's my girl."
Season 8
by Jubs
May 18th, 2009
09:42:34 PM
Think of the possibilites a Jack/Rack torture team up could bring. Jack: "How do you want to begin, sweetie? Bullet to the knee?" Rack: "Nah, too loud, too sudden. How about we break each finger?" Jack: *smiles* "that's my girl."
They can't kill off Jack until
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
09:43:28 PM
the 24 movie comes out, correct? Or has that been canceled, too?
Just when Garafalo thought she was out...
by chimpjnr
May 18th, 2009
09:44:05 PM
They pulled her back in for the final humiliation. After the redemption scene with Chloe, I commented to my wife that it was the moment that she had signed out for (and suffered) the whole season...and then the scene with Freckles comes on.
There ain't no 24 movie coming
by chimpjnr
May 18th, 2009
09:50:22 PM
Jack's going down next season. Either in glorious bullet time, or he and Tony will huddle close and detonate some bomb taking down the entire conspiracy.
Yeah, poor Garafalo
by lockesbrokenleg
May 18th, 2009
09:50:41 PM
Her big break and she gets upstaged by the same old Chloe Bullshit.
Why would Jack die...
by da-giez
May 18th, 2009
09:58:35 PM
When Kiefer will need a work release job from jail?? :)
ALLAH AKBAUER
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
10:07:43 PM
ALLAH AKBAUER
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
10:07:44 PM
ALLAH AKBAUER
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
10:07:48 PM
ALLAH AKBAUER
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
10:07:49 PM
ALLAH AKBAUER
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
10:07:49 PM
ALLAH AKBAUER
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
10:07:49 PM
ALLAH AKBAUER
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
May 18th, 2009
10:07:51 PM
Jack is really the Terminator robot
by lockesbrokenleg
May 18th, 2009
10:09:58 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by HoboCode
May 18th, 2009
10:10:46 PM
GOD DAMN THAT WAS BRILLIANT FROM START TO FINISH. ONE OF THE BEST TWO HOURS THIS SHOW HAS EVER PRODUCED! I'M AGASP. PERFECT.
That ending BLOWS!!!
by buckaroo_banzai1260
May 18th, 2009
10:15:16 PM
They took extra time to write that crap for an ending to the season. I could have reached into a service station commode and came up with better $hit!
I LOVE the grand conspiracy running through all the seasons!
by Dogmatic
May 18th, 2009
10:17:00 PM
I was beginning to think this season was gonna be starting over and letting Pa Bauer's death in Season 6 be the end of it...but no! This ep's revelations keep it going deeper!

It goes all the way back to Season 1...when Mandy heads off on her first terrorism involved assigment. She appeared at the end of season 2 to kill Palmer and she appeared in Season 4 in signifigant role as well...always used to help further the "shadow groups" plans. She is a connecting link.

Obviously these evil forces are looking to drive up all their oil interests and create a world war 3 in the process with the endgame as yet unclear. Season 1 was about taking out a Presidential candidate that was obviously gonna mess things up for them. Season 2 was about starting a nuclear war and driving up oil prices...followed by another attempt to kill Prez Palmer. Season 3 was about undermining the President's (Saunders was obviously released by the shadow powers that be to wreak havoc)authority. Season 4 was about handing over a Mid-East extremist a chance to blow up L.A. and basically do what they were tyring to do in Season 2 PLUS offing the President in the meantime and getting Charles Logan into power. Season 5 was about tying up loose ends that knew about the conspiracy and getting the Russians to start WW3 with an attack from the U.S. and protecting their puppet Prez's position. Season 6 was about one of the patriarchs of the conspiracy (Pa Bauer) trying to protect his legacy and once again setting things up for Mid-East terrorists to start WW3 once again. Was Pa Bauer the end??

NO! Season 7 was about revealing more of these shadow guys and in Will Patton revealing the biggest highest ranking shadow conspiracy guy yet! Here we saw the beginnings of another plan as opposed to reacting to the results of another plan. They were trying to creat their latest weapon and this time Jack and Rack and (mostly vengeful Tony) caught them in the act, stopped it, and caught a Big Fish!!! And the end had Rack getting ready to get some juicy details out of him about the conspiracy (finally!!!) and Jack getting ready to get revived and prepare to take on the BIG conspiracy finallly!!!! With the end of Season 8 possibly leading to an end-all blast-all feature film finale??

I tell you people it's good times to be a 24 fan!!!

I bought the video game which answered Season 2
by chimpjnr
May 18th, 2009
10:21:37 PM
But in my pathetic prowess, couldn't finish the fucking chapter where you are chasing the car through LA to a specific place (does anyone know what I am talking about?). I am normally pretty good at video games but I just could not force that MF into where I needed him to go. So...I missed the season 2 payoff that came with that. What a fucking loser.
As I write this, "Navy Seals" in on cable
by chimpjnr
May 18th, 2009
10:24:14 PM
Shit for sure (though I do like the atmo jub that they do), but it does remind me of the Mitch Rapp novels. Who on this chat is the champion of those those? It's a girl, I'm fairly sure. AllyCat, maybe? Anyway, I started reading them and they are great.
The more I think about it
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
10:24:40 PM
the more I really liked the finale. 8/10 from me.
Kim's "DAMMIT"
by PowerhouseRowe
May 18th, 2009
10:34:51 PM
Best part of the show. That, and we got to hear the words "weaponized" and "pathogen" again. I could hear shot glasses 'round the world hitting the tables.

by PowerhouseRowe
May 18th, 2009
10:35:06 PM
A piping hot bowl full of lame
by DrAstroZoom
May 18th, 2009
10:47:38 PM
That's what that last hour was. I think Wilson reports to Jonathan Winters -- in full Maude Frickard regalia, natch.
Finale was different.
by MichaelM
May 18th, 2009
11:01:46 PM
It wasn't chock full of action, twists, or craziness, but it was full of character. Very different for this show. The whole "who killed Palmer" thing is so convoluted now it's not even worth thinking about, so I won't. I'm sure the writers wish they could redo season 6. Tony's final confrontation (while pretty awesome) would have had even more impact w/ Graem. Too bad they blew that opportunity last season. Oh well, I thought this finale was a nice wrap up for the season. It explained Tony's actions earlier in the day (as well as they can be explained), and it wrapped up some of the thematic issues as well. Loved the ambiguous ending w/ Renee. In fact, everything involving Rack Bauer was pure gold. I have to admit I kept expecting some crazy twist at the end, but, you know what? I'm glad they didn't go there. This was very good. Especially hour 24.
And the MAIN baddie should be someone really good!!!
by Dogmatic
May 18th, 2009
11:04:25 PM
I am thinking it would be flat out AWESOME if Donald Sutherland (the real Pa Bauer) was the main baddie at the top of the whole conspiracy. He has been perfect as smarmy evil heavies in the past and it would be sweetly poetic.

Or, if that is too gimmicky then get a real heavy actor like Robert DeNiro or Gene Hackman or Morgan Freeman to be the main baddie.

Imagine Donald or one of those others giving the whole diatribe about why they have done what they have done and all this....and Jack like accusing them of every life theyve taken like Terry, Chappele, Michelle, Edgar,Curtis, Prez Palmer etc. and taking him down!

Which Palmer conspiracy is better?
by seagrass
May 18th, 2009
11:10:23 PM
The David Palmer conspiracy from 24, or the Laura Palmer conspiracy from Twin Peaks?
Great character work tonight
by YackBacker
May 18th, 2009
11:11:01 PM
Even with Tony, my initial reaction was that they ruined the character, but watching it again, I thought about it some more and while he is truly "fallen" his acts are not outlandish. He is a man with nothing to lose. All he has to live for was the hope of getting his revenge. Good people lose their moral code all of the time. Tony is a killer. That's what's left of the once-heroic Almeida. And ya know what, I'm fine with that outcome because it jives with a man of his background and experiences.

Jack Bauer has evolved too. I was critical of the "Jack is dying" plot for a while because the outcome never seemed in doubt. But what the writers managed was show that Jack Bauer is not the same man Heller chewed out at the end of Season 6. This Bauer has faced his demons in light of his imminent death. His conversation with Renee was poignant- great acting there too. Bauer is the focus of this show, not Almeida. And Bauer's soul was saved this season. And fuck the right-wing backlash, but his scene with the Imam was also moving. Maybe the human weapon died tonight and the new Jack will be a wiser, less impulsive man. I would like to see them explore something along those lines.

Solid writing, great acting, I enjoyed this more thoughtful 2-part finale.

Cougar
by TodayzSpecial
May 18th, 2009
11:43:05 PM
Does the chick in the airport count as the second time a COUGAR attacked Kim?!?!
TodayzSpecial
by seagrass
May 19th, 2009
12:00:01 AM
We covered that in the last talkback, but yes, it does.
Robert Bianco has a nice writeup
by MichaelM
May 19th, 2009
12:03:49 AM
of the finale over at USA Today. He also enjoyed the more quiet, reflective ending. I just finished watching it again, and it's even better when you're not expecting some crazy 24 plot twist.
Consequences Cascade into Next Season
by MrStinger
May 19th, 2009
12:13:03 AM
Jack's spiritual awakening is real. As the most qualified former member of CTU, he's heading up their largest bureau, but the first part of the day, he's trying to rein in his out-of-control protege, a disgraced former FBI agent whose recklesness reminds him of everything he ever did wrong. But sometime, in the latter half of the day, something happens that causes him to snap, to return to the old ways, and talkbacks around the Internet clamor to the cheers of "Jack's Back!"
BLACK JACK BAUER IS HERE - FIRST 30 MIN
by BlackJackBauer2
May 19th, 2009
12:15:25 AM
first 30 min: first, LMAO@ this bitch still wearing teh full on pants suit. bitch dress down, its been 24 hours!! second LOL@ showing hodges- DEcEASED! darth dubaku - DECEASED! flashing across the screen. so fucking silly, i love it. HAHAHA look at kim starting to figure it out. YESSSSSSSS the baroness is some tough shit. she proves it by wearing a rough neck leather jacket. LOL this bitch aint listenin to SHIT! hahaha I KNEW jack would so this dumb shit. HAHAH@ jack telling her! WTF holy SHIT I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT!! it was staring all of us right int eh face, jack holding the virus, we were all busy wondering how he would get cured, not realzing that tony could extract that shit from him! harvesting jack bauer like a fucking little sister from bioshock. AWESOME! Tony is my new hero. ok not really jack will fuck him up. fuck! thats actually a really good move. Check, Jack. YOUR MOVE! HAHAHAH @ JACK BAUER DOING THIS COMMERICAL!!! HAHAHA his voice is all calm for this B of A commerical, HAHAHAHAHAH talking about home. cozy and shit. omfg i love it. damn i just realized I didnt have shit to say during that whole ethan/dumb bitch shit. i was like the whole time. oh shit, Olivia is SHOOK! bitch is goin down, everyone knows it. LOL watch NOTHING be on that tape whatsoever. but olivia will admit it anyway not knowing. dumb sniviling bitch. LMAOOOOOOO@ KIM going BACK with them. BITCH RUN! get as far away from them as possible, and you go and SIT DOWN WITH THEM!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES YES KIM WITH A DAMMMIT!!! FUCKIN CLUTCH!! HAHAH NOW KIM IS THE HUNTER I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!! thsi show is GREAT! how can u not like this? i am over here cracking the fuck ujp, i cant believe thats one half hour gone. agent kim cougar bauer to the rescue. LETS GIT IT BITCHES!
2/4 BLACK JACK BAUER's RANT
by BlackJackBauer2
May 19th, 2009
12:16:03 AM
2/4 WTF @ them takign ethan to a secluding weird ass out of the way room. FUCKIN BITCH! i cant wait for this smug bitch to get hers, got DAMN its all up to agent pierce now. OH SHIT THE OLE SWITCHEROO! HAHAH ONE POINT FOR MANKIND. Ethan and Pierce are Two Grumpy Old Men: In Bauers Shadow wtffffff i swear i feel like Im watching Lost Boys 2 adn they are takign vampire bauer to beat the vampire blood out of him. HAHAH @ this fuckin shot that knocks bauer out the second the needle hits his neck. and yessssssss Tony is finally playing his card to get into Cobra Command. aaaaaaah fuck i felt jacks pain there. this is the most insane shit i have ever seen. jack is going to fucking kill EVERYBODY. you know what, I feel blessed to have these commericals right now. I dont think i could manage without them,. There is so much fucking ILL ASS SHIT going on right now that I wouldnt know what to do. Im losing it right NOW. back on - HAHAHAH @ kim Chasing Rod Stewart. get it...Chase. hehehe. ooh shit look at kims titties bounce! oh man look at kim reDEEMING herself!! she is a fucking girlie girl, but this is so brave. anything to save daddy. inventive writing here. HAHAHH @ FRECKLES LOOK AT KIM WHEN SHE MENTIONED THE ROUTER!! like "u dumb blonde, wtf?" that was a GREAT scene for Feminism. bell hooks UP! jack...JACK!!!! OMFG those doctors deaths rivaled that straglation from a few seasons ago. OMFG that was graphic and awesome as HELL! dude got stabbed in the fuckin neck, his homie got sliced across the throat, and the other lab rat got a nice neck break. HOLY FUCK! LOL @ Cobra Commander coming to meet Destro personally to see if he will fit in. tonys chance to kill him for michelle on some "my name is ingo montoya you killed my father. prepare to die" type shit. im fucking shaking with anticipation. see right now Im still convinced about Tony, that he is still doin this to get at the bad guys. he just thinks jack is already gonna die, so he might as well use him. excellent. noooooooo only one more hour. i hate this!
7am -7:30am... LETS GET IT
by BlackJackBauer2
May 19th, 2009
12:16:37 AM
omfg 7am to 8am. here we go. LOL@ this epic sweeping music as kim talks about her dad dying, and jack is stealing taxis- HAHAH then it switches up as tony shows up! OOOH SHIT!! HAHHAHAH Tony is SO FRIGGED FOCUSED!! DAMMIT Jack! good try. good try old friend. "No Maam. I am NOT gonna do that." SO FUCKING CLUTCH!! PIERCE YOU ARE THE MAN! ok so what the fuck is up with this conversation with ethan and olivia? why are they still talking???? WTF?? Why didnt they go right to The President? Man this is bullshit. Why are they lettin her tell Maaadame President?? zzzzzzzzzzzzz ok finally another good jack tony type convo. HAHAHAH I KNEW IT! TONY!! I FUCKING KNEW IT! ALL HAIL THE DOCTOR, PETEY EGO! Alan Wilson? thats it??? Alan fucking Wilson??? what a DOUCHEY NAME! his name should have been some shit like Ricardo K. Mandrake III. not no got damn gay shit like alaaaaan. the most interesting man in the world is NOT named alan wilson. thats some DENTIST shit. Alan Wilson DDS. HAHAH why is bauer gagged? like he would say anything. this is the best result for him, he should be down with this shit. he was just willing to kill himself, so why not still kill himself while taking out the dude who killed David FUCKING Palmer? anyway OH NOEEEE NOT THE FBI!!! STUPID FBI GAIS!! they always ruin tonys magnificent plan! HAHAH @ jack gettin away. he better start up some gully shit pretty soon, got dammit. OH SHIT NICE ROLL FRECKLES! NICE FUCKIN ROLL! is this nigga still running around with a got damn bomb in his waist? GULLY!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH THE BARONESS IS GONE! BOOM POW holla @ YA BOY BITCH! got damn tony I am completely 100% on your side right now you fucking captain. beat up the DENTIST! YES! hahahah the ole "she was carrying a baby" routine!! GOT DAMN great acting, great shit, omfg OMFG OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg HAHAH the Dentist is like "oh well" HAHAH TONY IS THE SHIT!! that entire convo was awesome. i couldnt have asked for anything more. tony is 100% right too. poor tony. how can you NOT FEEL FOR THIS GUY? how can u not feel for every thing he is going thru??? man, this shit is like gangs of new york, this dude planned all this shit for 4 years and some change and finally gets the guy....and fails. all that damn talking. Tony...DAMMIT TONY! end of part 3.... only one more
4 outta 4 the LAST OF THE RANTS!
by BlackJackBauer2
May 19th, 2009
12:17:06 AM
Freckles is fuckin ready to put a bullet in that dude herself. What a great transformation. It only took her 23 hours and 30 minutes to turn completely into Bauer. ok jack and freckles this convo is boring as fuck, shut the fuck up jack, im gonna need u to kick SOMEBODYS ass. ANYBODY. fuckin slap yourself in the head, anything. throw freckles down on your dick, MAKE her suck it, MAKE HER JACK MAKE HER! anyway nicely lit scene. and needed i guess. but i sure as hell wanted to fast forward that shit. Anyway, they can hold that dude for as long as they want, fuck that. If they think he is their guy, they can keep his ass on ice. The government does worse to alot better people. Just detain him on a boat just outside of US jurisdiction and he cant do shit. lawyers cant do shit. no one will care. HAHAH @ this music during olivia talkin to MAADAAAME. super freaky alien music. Hahahahah @ this whole "mom...dad.... i wrecked the car" conversation. only its "mom...dad....i paid someone 250k to blow up a terrorist" not exactly License to Drive is it. fuckin HENRY! Saint, this sissy has your name, u gonna take this shit?? HAHA this family fucking SUCKS! this shit is FUCKED! hahahahah nerd wars officially OVA. LOL@ the actual true to life smile on ugly evil chloes face. HAHAHAHAH jack is meeting with the face of those he always fucked over. what a random motherfucka to talk to as your "priest". whats funny is, he is gettin his last rites from this muslim fucker....but thats when the CHRISTIAN GOD steps in like FUCK THAT, fuck THAT jack, i aint lettin THAT dude sign you out....KIM BAUER GET IN THERE RIGHT NOW! Im betting God blinked Kim into a hospital bed and guided them stem cells right outta her body into his. aint no muslim gonna lead jack to THEIR 99 virgin heaven, he is goin to REAL Heaven. anyway, needs more tony. right now. LOLZZZZ the second u saw MAAAADAAAME go in to hug them, it was like some american idol mindfuck. "Im sorry...but you.....have to....STICK AROUND ANOTHER WEEK YOU ARE THRU!!" ahhahah so classic. so cruel. so perfect. BUH BYE BIG HEAD OLIVIA! "Im sorry honey!" "SCREW U MOM!!" ahahahahah "HENRY! Adiabbou!!! SAINT!" You are on your own Madame. aarrrrrrgh why am i lookin at my clock and it says 9:56 and we are STILL on the got damn President and her stupid adams family bullshit? fuck! 4 minutes left in teh show and i gotta deal with this shit. HAHAH @ FRECKELS DOIN SOME MIND FUCK bauer shit! SO RETARDED ahahahahha see when its jack or tony its hardcore, but right now its coming off a lil bit like a female tantrum yup yup I knew it, God sent Kim down. God aint having this muslim shit. HAHA and neither is Kim! she looked at that dirty dude like he was shit. "a friend???" like he was fucking DISGUSTING! hahahaha dude still looks like a terrorist, like a fucking sleeper cell dude doin his best to guide jack to death so his other scum bag terror fucks can finally show their faces again. GOT DAMMIT FUCK THAT MAN FUCK THAT WTFFFFFF good ending tho. cuz now jack can come out of coma a year later and things will be all different and shit. how will he have been affected? what will have changed? will Kim be dead from the procedure? Will Tony be helping out CTU? Will Freckles have served time? so yea i love that ending honestly. good shit. Ill be back with final thoughts.
solid finale
by mogwai_democracy
May 19th, 2009
02:04:15 AM
that Tony shit was hard to watch. the man is just a shell.

yeah, anti-climatic ending, but it's all setup for season 8. i'll be watching.
Oooo look, another Kimnapping
by Gezoes
May 19th, 2009
02:17:45 AM
Seriously, apart from Olivia getting it from mom, there is more tension in an apple that falls from a tree.
Jack seeking absolution
by Rocco Curioso
May 19th, 2009
03:15:24 AM
OK, that made a certain amount of sense. Evidently the dressing-down Heller gave Jack at the end of Season 6 had a lingering effect(and it's worth noting that both Heller then and Tony in this season's finale used the memory of Teri to knock some sense into his head). If Jack has finally reached the stage of regret that makes it necessary for him to come to terms with all the debris he's left in his wake, then(IMO)the best way to give his character closure is to kill him off in Season 8. Send him out in a Pyrrhic victory and call it good.
How to make 24 relevant again
by billypilgrimisunstuck
May 19th, 2009
04:08:13 AM
All these points are moot because 24 does relatively well in the ratings and I can't see a network like Fox, or any major network actually, give notes to a show about quality if the ratings are doing well. Anyway:

1. Write out the stories in advanced: 24 is notorious for being the only serialized show that makes up the story as they go along. It is painfully obvious that they know that they'll have two archs and they'll fill in the gap in between. Sometimes, it even seems that the second arch in the second half of the season is built out of the holes they wrote themselves in in the first half of the season. Sit down with your writers, work out the beats for the season (you know...like a beginning, middle and end) and try to make sense of it.

2. Establish new recurring/staple characters: Remember Palmer, Sherri, Nina, etc.? Those were characters we cared about and, despite msotly bad acting and irrational character decisions, we were emotionally invested in them. The problem is that the rate of staple characters they are killing off is exceeding the rate of new characters they are succesfully establishing. I'm glad they kept Tony alive and I hope they keep this new big bad alive..even Rack Bauer can prove to have some potential.

3. Make it more personal: The plot doesn't have to involve national security anymore. The zeitgeist has changed, and with it, what people want to see has changed as well. Tonight's finale was interesting because there was a lot of quiet moments where Jack would pontificate about moral ambiguity in the twilight of his life. Those are interesting concepts to address in a life of a man who has done so much wrong for the greater good. Build your plot so it is conducive to address the personal sturggles with the characters. Get rid of the endless faceless bad guys, the long listed criminal conspiracies, the 20 different government agencies involved, and even the President (doesn't have to be a regular cast member).

4. And finally, make Jack a morally ambiguous "bad" guy: Yeah I said it. Want to get your old fans back? Do what is the logical next step. Have Jack go vigilante rogue for what he believes is the greater good. Every season has little bits and pieces of this theme, but it's always to the extent where the audience is on his side. I've always imagined a season akin to 'Watchmen', with Jack finally finding the big bad, and pulling a Dr. Manhattan and deciding that the things he is now fighting for has changed and he no longer believes in them. He'll listen to what the Big Bad has to say, turn over to the "dark side", turn to Rack Bauer, and shoot her in the heart. SILENT CLOCK. The subsequent season will deal with what he'll be doing with the big bad and in the last season, his eventual redemption when he sacrifices himself for the greater good.

Carlose Bernard Did Great, Awesome Scene
by TheEnderReturnsToSmiteOnceMore
May 19th, 2009
04:08:39 AM
However, overall it was disappointing for me. Swami Salami coming in to pray with Jack, was stupid. I was hoping Jack would tell him to lean in closer and just whisper "I regret nothing you terrorist fuck" And use his not quite a Yamaka to shove down his throat and choke him to death. Fuck that bullshit. Anyway, Im glad Kim came back with her big tittied cells to save him. Kiefer said they havent shot their perfect season yet ( I beg to differ and I point to season 2) so Im hoping 8 will destroy my asshole with its fist and cum all over my balls. Kims arm being on fire was retarded too. And that airport had the worst security of all fucking time. Ever. It actually pissed me off, I couldn't suspend disbelief right there. I was just like....okay who the fuck wrote this, and why do they have jobs. I got accepted to film school, I hope to get into this shit within the next 3 years. And the idiots who insist on doing this bullshit, have taught me vicariously how to avoid annoying your core audience. Anyway, tits, cunts, twats, fuck you, eat shit. And long live Jack Bauer.
Holy Shit......The New Me Is BlackJackBauer2
by TheEnderReturnsToSmiteOnceMore
May 19th, 2009
04:13:02 AM
Hats off to you for keeping it down with the foul language, point by point dissections, Titty appreciation, Dick references, use of the words fuck and cunt, and above all else...loyalty to Jack. Fuck yeah man!
BlackJackBauer2, seriously how can we keep tabs on you?
by YackBacker
May 19th, 2009
04:13:17 AM
This is going to be the longest fucking stretch between seasons for me not knowing your thoughts on women, politics and general popular culture. Dude, you gotta promise us you're coming back and also that you're going to make appearances during the off season. Do you have a website? An agent? A radio program? Your recap was actually better than the finale, which I liked anyway.
JACK BAUER POWER HOUR
by masteryoda007
May 19th, 2009
04:23:29 AM
Yeah boy!
The jury is out
by rivvorz
May 19th, 2009
04:31:17 AM
I wasn't really satisfied by how Tony's arc was handled and resolved. It was always doubtful that he was truly 'evil', but strapping a bomb to Jack was OTT. Jack's strange conversion to Islam was a little out of left-field too. Saying that, some good moments. Kim was finally sensible and not completely annoying. Jack and Rack's dialogue towards the end was good. Most of the White House scenes seemed superfluous. All in all. It was okay.
they needed Rene to kiss Alan wilson
by bauerpowerhour24
May 19th, 2009
04:31:31 AM
or get on the phone to max and tell max they have him season 2 was the only seroius good ending to 24 hated the chinese one this one lame last like 6 eps sucked pine cones well we will see who they blame for palmers death next season i think it will be shoe ki kim or lee harvey or freckles bauer
No Rack No!
by The McPoyle Clan
May 19th, 2009
05:08:27 AM
She's turned to the dark side.

It did kind of fizzle at the end, didn't it? Kim's predicament didn't turn out anywhere nearly as badly as it could have; her dammit was nice, as was her jiggly run. The revelation about Almeida Jr. was a nice touch as well.

But on the whole, this season did prove that 24 could still do what it does, even if it's too formulaic for some. No question it was better than last season.
I will always be around this motherfucka
by BlackJackBauer2
May 19th, 2009
05:17:42 AM
I think Im too immature to be able to run a blog properly to compile my 3rd grade thoughts, but Ill be around. I hate that shit this is over tho, I feel like a fuckin giant black bear that by nature has to hibernate til 2010 but my dick tells me it still wants to fuck bitches daily, Im confused and lost and dont have a home. There should be a hidden season they havent shown us yet or sometihg, a fuckin prequel with my nigga then Senator David FUCKING Palmer and Bauer. the fuck else do I have to watch? Entourage, Dexter...cool shit but NOT FUCKING WITH THE POWER HOUR. fuck man yall got me depressed. this shit feels like the end of Meatballs. ahaha fuckin Rudy was the SHIT one day on one summer of his life and i bet when he went back home all he could do is sit there and plot and plan til next year. well I guess that makes me Rudy '09 bitches.... BUT FUCK THAT IM GONNA STALK AGENT FRECKLES and suck on those delicious connect the red dot TITTAYS
Jack Bauer converted to Islam just before his death.
by Fareal
May 19th, 2009
06:05:08 AM
Last night several important things happened in the last 30 minutes of "24".
First, Jack Bauer renounced torture. He said that its more important to follow the Law that to save a bus load of people, because in the end breaking the Law causes more deaths or something like that.
Second, Jack called that Muslim guy and (I believe) he converted to Islam just before his "death". I can't wait for the next season with a brand new Islamic Jack.
Third, Jack's daughter Kim ordered the doctor to inject stem cells into him in order to save his life. I believe they were "embryonic stem cells".
This show has now renounced its rightwing, conservative past and it has embraced the new, Obama-America. Maybe now I will watch "24" again. I only watched it last night because it was the last show, and I only caught the last 30 minutes of it.
Who knew Braga could write an episode this good?
by BoyNamedSue
May 19th, 2009
06:07:49 AM
Granted, he co-wrote it with Manny Coto, and granted there were story editors to polish it up.
now that's fucking entertainment
by just pillow talk
May 19th, 2009
06:26:39 AM
From Kim's "Dammit" to Tony's "losing it" scene at the end there, fucking top-notch. A huge improvement over last season, and the way they ended it with Chesty Freckles...nice.
Fareal: Uhhhh ... embryonic stem cells? From an adult?
by chrth
May 19th, 2009
07:00:31 AM
I weep for Obama-America.
both Rack Bauers at the same time
by turketron_2
May 19th, 2009
07:50:40 AM
Kim and Renee..... *has weaponized virus seizure*
I can't understand....
by Muzzle
May 19th, 2009
07:53:24 AM
why any of you liked that pile of garbage. This was a solid season up until about two weeks ago and then they just dropped the ball. Last night’s finale was soft and the writing was sophomoric.
No DAMMIT outbursts from Jack this season
by jack_effing_bauer
May 19th, 2009
08:41:43 AM
such a disappointment. Even though I'd love to put a bullet between Kim's eyes, it was nice to hear her fill in for her ailing father. Overall, this felt like a bad soap opera. I think Jack has cried more this season than he ever has. His badassery is waining.
Fareal...
by Dr_James_Wilson
May 19th, 2009
08:52:41 AM
I completely disagree. I don't think this show renounced ANYTHING last night. You know what I do think? I think that it's a big setup for Season Eight events to cause a renunciation of what appeared to be renounced; that totally makes sense if you read it 5 times, I think.

Here's what I think happens:

1. Season Eight begins with a new, anti-torture Jack...who, over the course of the season, realizes that his going soft costs more innocent lives than doing things the other way.

2. Jack befriending Mr. Muslim just stinks of conservative propaganda. A kind of "See? We can all get along!" type thing...it felt very cheap this season, that whole two-episode mini-arc that ends with Mr. Muslim and Jack having a gay nod of "Hey, you're all right" to each other.

3. The stem cell treatment could very well be revealed to have compromised Kim's health or maybe even killed her by the time next season starts. And we all know what kind of message THAT would send...

Bottom line is, don't get your hopes up. I'm definitely looking at it glass-half-empty, but there's no reason for the show to change, so why would it? Hell, I'll still watch. I could give a damn about political agendas. But I'm not blind, either.

BlackJackBauer2,
by HoboCode
May 19th, 2009
08:58:15 AM
Learn to use paragraph breaks. < p > without the spaces
Kiefer sez...
by The McPoyle Clan
May 19th, 2009
09:01:51 AM
the plot for S8 is actually more plausible than usual for 24. We'll see how that pans out, LOL.
Jack and Mr Muslim is Conservative propaganda??
by rainbowtrout1265
May 19th, 2009
09:11:27 AM
More like PC Liberal propaganda, imo. The whole ep was a sharp hard-turn to the Left (Stem Cells, Jack/Mr Muslim, evil defense contracters, etc). Now, maybe they're just setting things up for the "real" Jack to come back but looking at last night's conclusion on it's own, the show will be VERY liberal next season.
24 Checklist and gentle RANT!
by wtriker1701
May 19th, 2009
09:19:36 AM
Hot racks? - Check!
Gunfights? - Check!
Helicopter stunts? - Check!
Great emotional moments? - Check!
Lot's of "Dammit"? - Check!
Intelligent plots?... Intelligent plots?... Bueller?... Bauer?... ANYONE?
This season went downhill with plot "twists" once again, beginning with the White House stupidity! They had a great beginning and I had hope they would throw away those stupid "action plots" from prior seasons 5 AND 6!
But in the end there'll always be the GREAT season 2! AND the beatiful finale of season 4 with a family, functional but departed. And Jack walking off the sunset!

Season 5 opener marked the beginning of trashy plots and stupid kill-offs of familiar characters. They never recovered from that trash!

The conspiracy laid out with Max and friends back in season 2 was so great and they missed the opportunity totally! Instead they brought in the chinese AND the rogue Bauer family - what a waste of script paper and continuity! They could have thrown in good ol' cold bitch Mandy anytime for a guest ppearance now and then, but they DIDN'T! What a shame!
Now they really have to go DEEPER and DEEPER to dig up that bloody conspiracy thing they should have followed more intensely before instead of blowing up everything they see to feed us with action, action, action!
Next season though I'll be back again with Jack, Rack and Co. Because I WANT to love it! And because I'm an optimist! And I want Tony back on Jack's side - though I fear it will be next to impossible!

But GET Mandy AND Max BACK! For a great series finale!!!

Olivia's jail time!!!
by golfbuddy
May 19th, 2009
09:26:33 AM
Gang-banged with a strap-on!!! She'll come out fully dilated.
In season 8 Jack Bauer will Muslim, Liberal, and superhuman...
by Fareal
May 19th, 2009
10:05:21 AM
...due to the injection of stem cells. I don't know if they are embryonic or adult stem cells, and I really don't give a fuck. Jack realized last night that his use of torture over the last 7 seasons, which is like 20 years of real time) actually made things worse, not better.

Jack has seen the "Liberal Light". In season 8 he will not torture some guy with a pen in order to find out where the bomb is hidden. He will not break some guy's fingers in order to get the name of some guy who knows where the bomb is and you get the point.

Jack will also be following Sharia Law and he will pray five times a day. I can see Jack right now kneeling in an elevator, facing east to Mecca, so he can get a quick prayer in before he has to find the bad guy who has hidden a bomb somewhere and he can't torture anymore, so it will make his job a lot harder.

MORE KIM BAUER! GIVE KIM HER OWN 24 SHOW!
ScoobySnack
by the__natural74
May 19th, 2009
10:09:19 AM
I will respectfully disagree with most of your opinions. While this day ended with no cliffhanger and more of an epilogue, I'm good with that and think it's a nice change to a pattern '24' had fallen into, despite those cliffhangers being pulled off effectively.

How could the season end without Jack in a coma from a virus he was infected with, and dealing with the fallout of an amazing action-packed day?!

I thought the emotion Carlos Bernard showed during his speech to the villain was exceptional. At first, I thought it seemed cliché too, but what would you say to the man responsible for the death of your wife and unborn child. After Tony coldly capped the chick he used to get to Wilson, flashed an evil Tony-glare...he just charged at Wilson showing that raw anger and hatred! If anything, the speech and reveal about Michelle's pregnancy served to explain to viewers his motivation for everything. This is a TV show after all, and on '24' the characters have always been larger than life.

The First Family drama is just as fundamental to the series as Jack & Kim...it's just a different First Family than the Palmer's. We got plenty of issues with Sherry and the kids back in the day. I'm willing to see where the Taylor's story goes.

As for the writers having "no balls", I think they showed a ton of sack over the season with the "Butcher of Sangala" Dubaku and the tragic death of Marika, Samantha Roth's chest full of blade, Rack Bauer being buried alive, the remarkable Jonas Hodges and his laid back approach to genocide, the shocking sacrifice by Buchanan, and Tony's smothering of everybody's favourite by-the-book-FBI-asshole...Larr y "The Rules Make Us Better" Moss.

Using your analogy of a "jackoff session with no cum shot", I had already shot my load a dozen times this season and didn't have any more juice to give! HAHA! And if you believe '24' to be "impotent", that means you didn't get hard in the first place and maybe '24' just doesn't turn you on anymore. It's okay, people change. But '24' stays the same...kicking ass and swinging a giant Jack-sack along the way!
Horrible finale. Make next season it's last.
by DrPain
May 19th, 2009
10:37:55 AM
I just don't really care about this show anymore, Jack and every other storyline or character has become so predictable. Like an old dog, it's way past it's prime and needs to be taken out to the woods. I hope next season will be it's last and they come up with something near as good as the first few seasons.
Speaking of Olivia and her cellmate
by chrth
May 19th, 2009
10:47:51 AM
I bet Martin won't mind his new predicament.
Season 8 twist (also Once More ... With Torture question)
by chrth
May 19th, 2009
10:49:56 AM
Olivia ends up in a halfway house next door to Charles Logan and the two of them plot revenge!

I was going to give Under Your Spell to the President and Ethan, but now I'm thinking Logan and Olivia. Although Logan might be better as Spike to Olivia's Buffy. What does everybody think?

chrth - OMWF vs. 24
by wtriker1701
May 19th, 2009
11:07:34 AM
"Goin' through the motion" comes painfully in mind. Sung by Dear Jack when attached to Tony's bomb!
Olivia should sing
by wtriker1701
May 19th, 2009
11:08:17 AM
"Hey, I'm not wearin' underwear!"
Olivia's songline should at least
by wtriker1701
May 19th, 2009
11:10:15 AM
please her "mother"!
why do people think rack/freckles went bad?
by itrainmonkeys
May 19th, 2009
11:36:23 AM
I don't understand. Did you guys not pay attention the last 30 minutes. She wanted to know what to do and Jack told her not to do what he does because once you start....you can't stop.

She saw an opportunity and decided to interrogate Wilson (or not interrogate him.....it was ambiguous).

She wasn't becoming a bad guy or showing that she was working with Wilson. She just made the final step to being like Jack Bauer and doing what you need to do to get the info you need. I can't believe people think she was working with Wilson.
Dogmatic - Yackbacker - BlackJackBauer
by the__natural74
May 19th, 2009
11:38:47 AM
Dogmatic - great points about the links from each of the seasons. There is so much to a season of '24', but breaking it down like that does draw some nice comparisons. YackBacker - I agree, everything with Tony was spot-on in terms of development. After the finale, I went back and watched some classic Day 3 moments with Tony & Michelle. I thought Carlos nailed the anger, hatred and sadness in those final moments brilliantly. There's a lot of history behind his motivations, and in many ways Day 7 was more about Tony than Jack. But your analysis of today's Jack Bauer compared to the man Heller was so cruel to was perfect...great points! BlackJackBauer - you're fuckin' awesome! thanks for your posts this season, cheers to '24' fans like you! "homie got sliced across the throat" HAHA! that's why we watch, seeing Jack bite the neck outta some terrorist to escape or slicing up doctors who would probably let him go if Jack just looked at 'em with the scalpel and sneered...but no, they needed killin'! Don't leave sharp objects around Bauer when you just gave him a spinal tap!
shit, I forgot breaks...
by the__natural74
May 19th, 2009
11:40:21 AM
Dogmatic - great points about the links from each of the seasons. There is so much to a season of '24', but breaking it down like that does draw some nice comparisons.

YackBacker - I agree, everything with Tony was spot-on in terms of development. After the finale, I went back and watched some classic Day 3 moments with Tony & Michelle. I thought Carlos nailed the anger, hatred and sadness in those final moments brilliantly. There's a lot of history behind his motivations, and in many ways Day 7 was more about Tony than Jack. But your analysis of today's Jack Bauer compared to the man Heller was so cruel to was perfect...great points!

BlackJackBauer - you're fuckin' awesome! thanks for your posts this season, cheers to '24' fans like you! "homie got sliced across the throat" HAHA! that's why we watch, seeing Jack bite the neck outta some terrorist to escape or slicing up doctors who would probably let him go if Jack just looked at 'em with the scalpel and sneered...but no, they needed killin'! Don't leave sharp objects around Bauer when you just gave him a spinal tap!

by HotBlack Deisato
May 19th, 2009
11:42:27 AM
Rob in WI: Of Rack Bauer 2.0... Rack Bauer 2: Even Rackier? Rack Bauer 2: Racked with Guilt, Racked with Pleasure? Rack Bauer 2: Jack-n-Rack Attack? Rack Bauer 2: Back and in the Rack with Jack?
God Bless 24
by Henry Fool
May 19th, 2009
12:17:10 PM
...for overcoming the mess that was the sixth season and giving us something as good as season one and four (my faves).

I really liked how the Tony's revenge motives created a morality play between him and Jack. 24 usually has such black and white morality but they really went to the grey zone this time. Evil never feels real to me, unless you show the evildoers capacity for good. In fact, I think good and evil are antiquated concepts.

This show loves to deify Jack Bauer way too much. But last night they left him hanging there, really wondering who'd done the right thing. Ultimately, Tony was responsible for catching the bad guy of the show yet did horrible things himself. I like how they really left it to the viewer to decide who was right and wrong. I'm really glad they didn't kill him. I can't wait to see how they use him next season.

And if anyone wants to go back in time and look at old 24 posts, they'll notice that I've been saying that Tony's death was a sham ever since they killed him in season 5. I wonder of Carlos Bernard gets a kick out of the fact that the sucky season was the one where he didn't appear.
God Bless 24
by Henry Fool
May 19th, 2009
12:17:18 PM
...for overcoming the mess that was the sixth season and giving us something as good as season one and four (my faves).

I really liked how the Tony's revenge motives created a morality play between him and Jack. 24 usually has such black and white morality but they really went to the grey zone this time. Evil never feels real to me, unless you show the evildoers capacity for good. In fact, I think good and evil are antiquated concepts.

This show loves to deify Jack Bauer way too much. But last night they left him hanging there, really wondering who'd done the right thing. Ultimately, Tony was responsible for catching the bad guy of the show yet did horrible things himself. I like how they really left it to the viewer to decide who was right and wrong. I'm really glad they didn't kill him. I can't wait to see how they use him next season.

And if anyone wants to go back in time and look at old 24 posts, they'll notice that I've been saying that Tony's death was a sham ever since they killed him in season 5. I wonder of Carlos Bernard gets a kick out of the fact that the sucky season was the one where he didn't appear.
And about Tony's motivations...
by Henry Fool
May 19th, 2009
12:22:10 PM
...It's like Colonel Tigh said in the finale of Galactica, "If she'd done that to my Ellen, I'd have done the same frakkin' thing."

Anyone who doesn't understand Tony has obviously never really understood what its like to desire vengeance...
And about Tony's motivations...
by Henry Fool
May 19th, 2009
12:22:16 PM
...It's like Colonel Tigh said in the finale of Galactica, "If she'd done that to my Ellen, I'd have done the same frakkin' thing."

Anyone who doesn't understand Tony has obviously never really understood what its like to desire vengeance...
I must post all of my talkbacks twice...
by Fareal
May 19th, 2009
12:30:30 PM
...and then tap my right hand seven times while spinning around counter clock wise.
So, just so we're clear...
by mr_macphisto
May 19th, 2009
12:30:57 PM
...Wilson hired Philip to tell Graem to talk to Logan about asking Henderson to discuss things with Walt Cummings about finding a guy to kill David Palmer, along with three other people...one of whom is the wife of the guy he later helped fake his own death so he could hire him in the future and then meet face to face with him to discuss salary expectations in his career as a professional...conspirator? Zuh?
I must post all of my talkbacks twice...
by Fareal
May 19th, 2009
12:31:16 PM
...and then tap my right hand seven times while spinning around counter clock wise.
Which, of course, poses the question...
by mr_macphisto
May 19th, 2009
12:32:24 PM
...WHO'S PULLING WILSON'S STRINGS?!?
Regarding evidence against Wilson (& OM .. WT)
by chrth
May 19th, 2009
12:53:14 PM
Cara was dead, so they had access to her phone. She was a known operative (was witnessed by several picking up Tony and Jack, plus going to see Hodges). Her phone was used to call Wilson. While they could not tie him directly to the conspiracy as a result, the phone contact plus his presence there would get them enough leverage for warrants ... and no matter how much he might think there'd be no evidence, there's always evidence to be found. Especially if communication was done on genuine Cisco networking equipment.

So Remaque may have been premature with her Bauerizing.

Jack definitely will open the season with Going Through the Motions; I mean, that's the whole point of Once More ... With Torture -- Jack coming to terms with being alive.

far fetched
by the__natural74
May 19th, 2009
12:53:38 PM
Yes, the on-going conspiracy seems far fetched...but none of that is more ridiculous than the idea of Henderson purposely missing a vital artery when he stabbed Almeida with the syringe, only to have Emerson revive Tony and turn his hatred against Jack & CTU. That is, if Tony was telling Jack the truth in that scene. Maybe that was so far fetched because Tony was covering his real motivations this season?

Either way, as much of a stretch this conspiracy seems to be, the writers do try to connect the dots. Jack originally took down Henderson for selling secrets to defence contractors, which must have included Papa Bauer, Jonas and this Wilson guy.

I've always wanted to know more about the evil guys on the boat in Day 3 that I think Saunders reported to...that was always a sticking point for me that was never resolved. Now it seems like that door wasn't closed for good reason, and I'd love to see Logan back next season to help Jack find those old guys from the boat and Wilson's other associates from the secret chat room!
mr_macphisto - you're right!
by wtriker1701
May 19th, 2009
12:54:49 PM
That's the plot "twist" since season 5!

In season 8 we actually learn about the guy who hired Wilson! Hopefully that next guy has Max and Mandy in his chain of command...

dioxholster
by HoboCode
May 19th, 2009
12:57:31 PM
You mean other than Lost, right? I know what a big fan you are.
chrth - I Got A Theory...
by wtriker1701
May 19th, 2009
12:58:53 PM
It must be BUNNIES!
David Fury HAD a guest appearance
by wtriker1701
May 19th, 2009
01:05:03 PM
this season. But it was not in a restaurant - just in a lobby. Would have been great to hear him say: "They got the mustard out!"
wtriker1701
by chrth
May 19th, 2009
01:08:59 PM
Chloe: "It could be Muslims, some evil Muslims (glare from Jack) ... which is ridiculous because Muslims have been persecuted, Quran good, praise Allah and I'll be over there"
Henry Fool
by the__natural74
May 19th, 2009
01:17:48 PM
I'm with you on Tony's epic return this season! I loved how he truly believes he was the hero, telling Jack so in the finale. "You see, I'm the one who saved lives today, Jack, not you. I'm the one who helped you recover the CIP device. I'm the one who warned you about the White House attacks! I'm the one who stopped Jonas Hodges from launching those missiles!"

Great points about the grey area of morality this season. I loved the dialogue between Jack and Sen. Mayer too, setting up some of those scenes with Jack & Rack, and Jack and Tony debating what's right and wrong.
chrth
by wtriker1701
May 19th, 2009
01:19:29 PM
Season 8 - The Beginning:

Jack to Kim (probably with offspring): "I died So many weeks ago But you can make me feel Like it isn't so"

WORST SEASON FINALE EVER!!!
by Stabby
May 19th, 2009
01:43:33 PM
Boring. Jack and Rack should have let Tony shoot Wilson. The President should have tried to protect her daughter. Oh, it's fine for us to give a mass murderer a deal and let him go free, but when it comes to my blood I have to stick to my ideals. Worse 24 President ever!!! Charles Logan could run presidential circles around this clown. Jack should have die in the end. We're supposed to believe that a man with an incurable disease who has an hour to live can be miraculously saved by a complicated experimental stem cell procedure. I call BULLSHIT. I am officially done with 24. I will not be sucked in again next year, even if bot Rack Bauers play their roles completely in the nude for the entire 24 hours.
I hope that episode put to rest...
by DarthCorleone
May 19th, 2009
02:13:59 PM
...those claims of Tony's being "good." That equivocating he did about saving lives was a load of crap. How many people's sons did he help kill in day 7? The man was crazy.
Stabby
by just pillow talk
May 19th, 2009
02:17:29 PM
Please be sure to turn in your ID and '24' credit card. All balances must be paid in full within 30 days of your "officially done with 24" post.

Thank you for your patronage and have a pleasant day.

Yes, you should be quite proud...
by DarthCorleone
May 19th, 2009
02:28:20 PM
...of calling the plot twist that Tony's death in season five was a sham, as the explanation given was so amazingly plausible!
Wow, great stuff.
by Pompoulus
May 19th, 2009
02:31:50 PM
I may have to rethink my solid, dependable 'ignore 24' policy. My favorite part was possibly Kim inheriting her father's "Dammit!" It was a little un-actiony and the last part felt incomplete, but a lot of good stuffs happened in the meantime that I can't in good conscience ignore.
Great tribute to Tony Almeida
by YackBacker
May 19th, 2009
02:58:57 PM
http://tinyurl.com/onhosk
just pillow talk
by Stabby
May 19th, 2009
03:10:11 PM
I'll be sure to turn my ID over to Morris. I heard he's good with stuff like that.
It's DO or DIE
by Amazing Maurice
May 19th, 2009
03:46:08 PM
Jack: Hey I've died twice
I hope the 24 movie
by Jubs
May 19th, 2009
03:47:02 PM
has Jack swearing like a drunk sailor, and Rack getting naked several times. Oh, and a full-frontal shot of Naked Mandy. None of this side-boob shot business.
OM....WT
by Rob in WI
May 19th, 2009
03:50:40 PM
I must admit... I'm anxiously awaiting this.
Rob in WI: Uh, don't hold your breath :)
by chrth
May 19th, 2009
05:37:54 PM
I do have some limits to my time. However, I will be sure to pepper next year's talkback with snippets. It's a shame Bill Buchanan is dead because he'd be perfect for the Giles role.
Season 8: CTUDOG Millionaire
by wtriker1701
May 19th, 2009
06:07:10 PM
"And for 8000$ this question:
How do You get the right information from a suspect within 30 seconds?

by

a) Asking?
b) Humiliating?
c) Torturing?
Killing?

The last hour made for good drama
by drewlicious
May 19th, 2009
07:22:21 PM
Despite for the medical implausibilties throughout the season it all made for good TV. If I'm willing to buy that the first gentleman would be out of the hospital (and fully conscious no less) I guess I'm willing to buy the stem cell miracle cure. I just hope Jack has a permanent malady as result so our intelligence isn't completely insulted.
Also,
by drewlicious
May 19th, 2009
07:26:28 PM
Kind of felt sorry for Tony when he crawled to the gun on his bullet wounds. All that murder and he doesn't even get to taste his revenge.
Fucking Tony...
by Jiggah
May 19th, 2009
07:56:42 PM
Why the fuck do you have to monologue, you ass?
Bleah
by jdb1972
May 19th, 2009
08:05:22 PM
Bad episode. And making Jack (who blew away his wife's killer without a second thought) stop Tony from doing the same... bleah.
I read the following on a blog...
by Immortal_Fish
May 19th, 2009
08:25:34 PM
I have never watched this show. I'm curious as to TB reaction of what I read on a conservative blog:

"The real terrorists aren't foreign haters of America but U.S. defense contractors, stem cells offer the hope of miracle cures for biological-weapon attacks, and when Jack Bauer seeks deathbed counsel he calls a Muslim imam."

Go ahead and hate on me personally. Don't care. This is a liberal forum and I respect that. Again, just wondering what the AICN response would be.

Immortal
by YackBacker
May 19th, 2009
08:37:10 PM
Not sure what you're asking- but I'll give you my read on those bullet points: The real terrorists = U.S. defense firms: this has been a continuing thread of "24" from very early on. The idea that corruption from within exists is a much more compelling storyline than simply blaming terror on foreigners. And "24" mixes it up, even this season with an African dictator being a key player. As for stem cell treatment, I don't see any real political message being promoted by the show on that issue. And finally, the Muslim imam was actually a poetic juxtaposition. Having Jack Bauer, representative of U.S. counterterrorism in the eyes of people around the world (as a pop culture icon) taking confession with an Imam was a nice touch. There is a political point being made there, no doubt. At the start of this season, Bauer was being questioned before Congress about his use of torture on Muslims to fight specific attacks. The scene at the end of the finale was Jack making amends for whatever wrongs he feels he committed. But again, Jack would have probably done the same thing all over again, so I don't think it was a remediation on racial profiling, etc. It was simply one man at death's door seking redemption.
Chrth/Rack Smile
by nemesisdarkside
May 19th, 2009
10:00:59 PM
Chrth: you're killing me dude! "And what's with all the moles, why do they wanna get into CTU anywaaay"

Did Freckles smile all season. I've been hoping we'd see her finally smile in the finale, but it never happened! :(

nemesis- she almost smiled when
by YackBacker
May 19th, 2009
10:46:48 PM
Janis told her Jack cleared scurity and was back at FBI HQ after being "exposed." She looked like a doe-eyed high-school girl running to see the QB.
Jack Bauer = Hypocrite
by lock67ca
May 20th, 2009
05:31:20 AM
Am I the only one who thinks Jack was a bit of a hypocrite? He tells Tony that he's only doing this for revenge, but he can't kill Wilson because he's part of the larger conspiracy. Isn't that exactly what Jack did? Jack killed Nina purely for revenge, even though she was also part of a bigger conspiracy. Who knows? She was most likely working for the same people Wilson is, since it's becoming clear that this organization is pretty much behind everything that's happened over the past seven seasons.
jdb1972 & lock67ca
by the__natural74
May 20th, 2009
10:27:31 AM
You both make good points about Jack being hypocritical, not letting Tony seek revenge. But that is perhaps the point, and through Jack's time in Africa and back in Washington, he's a changed man. He not only killed Nina in cold blood, but Henderson as well. He REALLY wanted to kill Logan when he while he was President, but even Jack knew better in the end.

I do feel for Tony, but his theory that Wilson was to blame may have just been a one-man mission to kill anyone he thought had a part in Michelle's death. When Tony made those accusations, I wondered why we were going down that route again when we've had multiple villains blamed for the deaths of Palmer & company. From Henderson, Logan, Graem and Philip Bauer...now Wilson.

All I know is that Henderson's warning to Jack in Day 5 is even more significant. "You don't want to know what I know. You get me to talk, I promise you you'll just be opening Pandora's box."
clarification
by the__natural74
May 20th, 2009
10:57:38 AM
I just fact-checked my own post from earlier about those dudes on a boat who I thought would make interesting villains to return to...they were actually from Day 2, not 3 like I thought. And Wayne Palmer had a line of dialogue in Day 3 which explained the fate of those men and the attempt on Palmer's life at the end of Day 2.

So it seems only Eugene Robert Glazer's character of Alexander Trepkos is alive and in custody for the attempt on David Palmer's life. I would love for '24' to bring Glazer back...a great actor who is another Nikita alumni on the long list of Surnow & Cochran's actors brought into the '24' universe. I met Carlo Rota (Morris) after his first season on '24' and he was great in person too! I also had the privilege of working closely with Don Francks (Walter on Nikita) for months, so I'm always eager to see familiar faces on '24', and the other great Canadians they have cast over the years.
Has to be a Pre-season update
by jonnyfrag2k
May 20th, 2009
12:09:39 PM
It seems that in order for this narrative to work, they will have to have a special 24 movie event kind of thing like this year to cap off the less that final finale. Otherwise, next season will be the 25th hour and we will get to see thrilling shots of Jack recuperating while everything else happens. I don't think we want an entire season of Jack lying in a bed. Unless, of course they bring back blinded Ricky Schroder agent or something.

by harrykeogh
May 20th, 2009
12:23:24 PM
Hey chrth, id like to hear more of your once more with torture personally, ill even add in a few im thinking of, its bloody brilliant if you ask me
always should have done a prequel.
by Hey_Zeus
May 20th, 2009
12:36:00 PM
every season they don't do a prequel it becomes less possible.

they need to kill this show now more than ever. go away and come back as a movie like x-files.

this show has no idea what it's trying to achieve anymore.

drewlicious, why are you willing to buy it?
by Stabby
May 20th, 2009
01:30:54 PM
You're forgetting about the underwater backdoor to the White House, the APB that led to the immediate arrest of Jack and Freckles, the immediate victim protection of Jonas and the immediate investigation into Jonas' death to name just a few more. Also, this may have not been the worst season ever (that honor goes to last year), but it definitely was the worst finale.
lock67ca, Jack is totally a hypocrite
by Stabby
May 20th, 2009
01:35:45 PM
I was totally with Tony on killing Wilson. The only thing I was against him about was betraying his friend. Jack should know that Wilson wouldn't talk. Also, he should have put Tony out of his misery instead of shooting him in the hand and arresting him.
Kim got attacked by another cougar!
by MrMysteryGuest
May 20th, 2009
05:08:01 PM
Until Kim stuck that knife into her leg and she got shot! I'm surprised nobody noticed that!
drewlicious, I bet that
by jackiechan
May 22nd, 2009
03:44:45 PM
Jack spends next season in a wheelchair, calling the shots to Rack Bauer. However, he'll at least have a power hour in which Rack brings him a terrorist for him to toy around with.
"Liberal" 24 BS
by queerfilmjunkie
May 25th, 2009
03:53:38 PM
Conservatives are pretty stupid if they think somehow Jack being saved by stem cells is some kind of liberal propaganda. Jack is being treated with adult stem cells taken from his daughter. The stem cell research that many conservatives deplore is fetal stem cell research. Last time I checked Kim Bauer is not an unborn fetus, so give the fucking liberal conspiracies a rest already. If you want to be angry about the stem cell plotline, then be angry because it was fucking retarded. But don't assign a political agenda to something that's just a lame plot point used to re-introduce Kim Bauer and provide Jack with yet another lifesaving miracle.
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