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More Poetry From Coach?? Sunday Brings CBS’ Three-Hour SURVIVOR TOCANTINS Finale!!

I want Taj to win... by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 04:13:45 AM
...but JT will...if Stephen doesn't pull something...which I think he might.
Also, Sugar was hotter than all these chicks. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 04:19:05 AM
I loved me some Sugar.
oh Candance... by shazam7	May 17th, 2009 04:34:52 AM
We hardly knew ye.
The Women by Incomplete Gamer	May 17th, 2009 04:41:26 AM
It's funny, I've been watching this season since day one. I never miss an episode. Yet, the only woman (of the four pictured) that I remember was Sierra. She lasted longer than the other three, but was also more memorable (sometimes for the wrong reasons). Sydney? Carolina? Candace? I don't remember them at all. Not at all. Maybe it's that they look different cleaned up, or maybe they weren't memorable in any way. Whatever the case, I don't remember them. I'm sure there are pills for that.
I wanted Coach to win.. by ian216a	May 17th, 2009 06:59:23 AM
for 2 reasons. 1) He was genuinely the funniest motherfucker on TV - without even knowing it! And 2) I'm a bit of a twat. Loved this series though, props to the producers for making one of the most consistly entertaining shows on the box, along side The Amazing Race. And I hate reality shows!
p.s. by ian216a	May 17th, 2009 07:00:25 AM
DOLLHOUSE!!! WOO HOO!!!!!
i think taj has a chance by waynefoolx	May 17th, 2009 07:26:49 AM
hopefully the immunity challenge(s) will be more mental and less physical, wherein she can even the odds with the boys. the only person who absolutely will not win is Erinn...I don't know how she stuck around as long as she did.
Sugar was hotter than all these chick, by nalapou	May 17th, 2009 08:08:22 AM
but Erin, Sierra and Carolina are still ridiculously hot. My guess is JT wins...
Torches by Captain Papercut	May 17th, 2009 09:01:44 AM
I still carry a torch for Amanda. I thought she was the bee's knees -- but I still have no idea how she could have booted not one but two finals! sigh
re: The Women by Moviegimp	May 17th, 2009 09:46:20 AM
I agree with Incomplete Gamer. I too watched every episode and don't remember those other women. Also Sierra never looked as hot as her picture while she was out there. I vote for TJ to win.
This show still on? by PennsyDeux	May 17th, 2009 10:09:58 AM
;)
Are all those guys gay? by johnnyangel	May 17th, 2009 10:45:32 AM
I would have kept Sierra around as long as possible just for those cold nights of playing snuggle bunny. OK I'm a perv. (an autistic mud-fucking one at that, right ian216a?)
Coach is the man by Vicconius	May 17th, 2009 11:15:10 AM
Hope he wins the America's Choice $100,000. Nobody else was as honorable or noble. The jury should still be able to vote for Coach because he's Coach.
Taj has the idol by ECUPirate71	May 17th, 2009 11:31:42 AM
Has everyone forgot? She is safe to at least the final three, and I would want her with me in the final 2. She is rich already and people will not vote for her because of that. Also, I would have kept Coach as long as possible because everyone hates him (so they say) and I don't think the jury would vote him to win (unless he was up against Erin).
ECUPirate71 by capocapocapo	May 17th, 2009 11:32:28 AM
Jeff said at the last tribal council that it was the last time to use the hidden idol. So Taj having it, well, is pointless.
Indeed, Sugar was the hottest thing ever on Survivor.... by Bunger!	May 17th, 2009 11:35:14 AM
... though that two-time player, Stephanie, was also delish.
Coach is a cock... by dj_bollocks	May 17th, 2009 11:56:39 AM
so good i said it twice... Just have survivor with nubile chicks - ratings gold...
I don't mind the commercials, the challenges though... by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 12:03:48 PM
I usually fast forward those unless they're something special. After years of watching this and Road Rules/Challenge/whatever (when MTV didn't suck) shit gets tedious.
need to have a final 2 by NinjaChampion	May 17th, 2009 12:40:54 PM
Just to throw off future survivors. I think they are all counting on it because of what's happened in past seasons.
If produced TV shows... by TJ Donkey Show	May 17th, 2009 01:30:07 PM
I would snap up Coach in heart beat and build a show around him where he gets put in survival situations, a la Survivor Man. First episode, he gets drop by helicopter (of course) deep in the Amazon, with minimal supplies and a canoe. Then just say see ya when you make it to civilization. People can make bets on how long it would take him to hit the "come get me button" on his GPS. I would end the episodes with "Coach's words of inspiration and Wisdom".
Colleen is still the hottest Survivor ever. by Monkeybrains	May 17th, 2009 02:31:02 PM
Not just on looks but her general disposition and personality. You gotta love Coach, though. Even if he is the biggest douche bag in years on the show, he is highly entertaining and the way CBS mocked him with how the camera shot him and the thunderous music that played over his meditation moments was hilarious. How no one called him out on his preposterous stories is beyong me.
Sierra was hot! by lockesbrokenleg	May 17th, 2009 03:41:18 PM
She seemed nice and looked great. I don't know why she gets bagged on. She did fairly well in the challenges.
Don't jinx it, NapPark. by Flim Springfield	May 17th, 2009 04:36:49 PM

Sierra Coach and JT by jonsnow	May 17th, 2009 04:38:14 PM
Those are the only survivors that I really liked this season. The last Coach Wade episode will go down as one of the top 3 survivor episodes in history. The man more than deserves a spot in any future all-star season.
Johnnyangel.. by ian216a	May 17th, 2009 05:04:11 PM
are you following me? Good point well made over the wacky Yank remark though. And I would certainly agree with you that sharing body heat with Sierra is a step up from fucking mud. And Coach has to get that public vote - would be a crime to give it to anyone else. I mean come on - he's the motherfucking DRAGONSLAYER!! (albeit a dragonslayer that took 5 weeks to notice that he was just being ignored in controlling the council votes ever after they kicked his sidekick Tyson out on his ass at the EARLIEST opportunity - and still he was happy to look into camera and claim to be cutting off the dragons heads. Incredible)
Coach is a classic. by lockesbrokenleg	May 17th, 2009 05:10:23 PM
Taj thinks he was dramatic, but Taj cries at everything.
Come to think of it by ian216a	May 17th, 2009 05:12:29 PM
where do the producers go after Coach? Are we going to have to wait for the next All-Stars series to see that level of insanity again. Or are they just gonna run round mental wards in white suits with giant butterfly nets to get the cast for next season? Sure is some hard act to follow. I know - next season - Survivor: Arkham Asylum!
Coach has to be the Biggest Tool Ever in SURVIVOR history by SpyGuy	May 17th, 2009 05:24:13 PM
He's so much of a pathological liar that I honestly think he completely believes his own bullshit. I can't wait for the the reunion portion tonight to see if Probst calls Coach on some of his insanity, particularly the ridiculous tale of how he supposedly escaped from being captured in the Amazon. The dude can't build a fire to keep warm but he can escape from being captured in the Amazon. RIGHT.
I'd rather see smart players than "characters" like Coach. by Flim Springfield	May 17th, 2009 05:33:52 PM
Strategy-wise, this season has been a snoozer.
JUST A NOTE TO ALL WARRIORS!!! by HercsShowerRadio	May 17th, 2009 05:55:43 PM
The next meeting of the Warrior Dragonslayers Club will be Thursday in my Mom's basement. Someone bring pizza, I already got the Mountain Dew and Wii.
Amber is the hottest Survivor by Chain	May 17th, 2009 06:16:41 PM

COACH IS A DAMN PROFESSIONAL!! by lockesbrokenleg	May 17th, 2009 06:22:15 PM

Beware, Jimmy Fallon said he wanted in on... by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 07:00:31 PM
...the finale. I doubt he'll make it on camera, but Probst said he could attend.
Not a huge fan of obstacle course challenges, but... by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 07:19:24 PM
...the layout on that one was kinda nifty.
And it looks like this will be a relatively boring finale. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 07:21:05 PM
Unless Taj wins the final immunity. Too bad Coach or Tyson didn't make it this far.
I tell you what, if my principal was as hot as Debbie... by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 07:29:57 PM
...I would've been in the principal's office even more than I already was.
I swear to god, I'm the kiss of death. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 07:34:14 PM
I need to go back and look at all of the finale talkbacks.
Bu-wha? Did they not see Erinn almost win immunity? by Flim Springfield	May 17th, 2009 07:36:58 PM

Taj didn't need the money though. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 07:37:17 PM
And dammit, since she won't get a shot at the final immunity and the ultimate pick, I can't use the "Got me so confused, don't know what I'm gonna do" line.
Stephen's gonna turn on JT if he's smart. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 07:39:33 PM

Stephen is kind of a douche by lockesbrokenleg	May 17th, 2009 07:40:18 PM
He says he's loyal, but he'll backstab anyone.
Boobs. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 07:45:35 PM
Look at 'em.
Now THIS is a challenge. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 08:03:12 PM

Shit. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 08:04:07 PM
C'mon Stephen. Make this interesting.
We've got a blah finish for sure now. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 08:06:04 PM
JT's got it locked in.
The ball challenge was cool. by Flim Springfield	May 17th, 2009 08:06:39 PM

It would be so awesome if they had... by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 08:16:01 PM
...Lucas Black fill in for JT during the reunion.
Man Taj looked hurt. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 08:36:42 PM
And Erinn, wow, she cleaned up nice.
ERIN YOU SUCK!!! by lockesbrokenleg	May 17th, 2009 08:37:07 PM
You don't deserve to be there. God, I hope she doesn't win.
I doubt she will. ;) by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 08:38:19 PM

God, Public Enemies is gonna be good. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 08:39:47 PM

Coach actually sounded decent there by lockesbrokenleg	May 17th, 2009 08:48:12 PM
Nice work.
How did Coach survive without WoW for 39 days? by Flim Springfield	May 17th, 2009 08:48:45 PM

Well that was disappointing. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 08:49:03 PM
Coach didn't have another poem.
WoW? by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 08:50:04 PM

I wanted to see Stephen and Taj by lockesbrokenleg	May 17th, 2009 08:51:43 PM
But JT screwed it.
AHAHAHA wonder what Taj thinks of Stephen now... by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 08:53:54 PM
...especially since she's seen his devotionals about him wanting to keep the idol.
Did anyone lose the HD feed? by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 08:58:57 PM

Yep, they had a technical glitch there coming off the break. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 09:00:19 PM

TALLY HO! by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 09:02:01 PM
I'd say that every time.
Gee, what a shock. by lockesbrokenleg	May 17th, 2009 09:09:37 PM
Not.
"Did they not see Erinn almost win immunity?" by Big Jim	May 17th, 2009 09:10:23 PM
My thought exactly. She came from last place to within a few seconds of winning that challenge. That's a fair tradeoff - lose a tooth, win a million bucks!
I'll say it again, man, Debbie is nice to look at. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 09:16:11 PM
Her students be lucky. My Middle School principal looked like Ted Kennedy. Which was really weird, given his last name was actually Kennedy.
Speaking of hot women by Big Jim	May 17th, 2009 09:17:02 PM
Erin looks good all cleaned up. And, from the view over Stephen's shoulder, it seems Sierra isn't wearing a bra.
Forget putting Coach in All-Stars by Big Jim	May 17th, 2009 09:25:45 PM
Just give him his own show: Coach's Warrior Challenge. Contestants compete to become Coach's apprentice; judged on honesty, integrity, competitiveness, endurance, storytelling, and hairstyling. Kind of a cross between Eco-Challenge and America's Next Top Model.
"Whichever one you are." by MichaelM	May 17th, 2009 09:27:29 PM
Oh racist Jeff...
Nice pubestache there, chief. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 09:30:46 PM

I'd so watch Coach of Love. by lockesbrokenleg	May 17th, 2009 09:32:42 PM

Does he not have pics or videos? by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 09:39:49 PM

"Author of my book" by Big Jim	May 17th, 2009 09:44:52 PM
"Dragonslayer doesn't make it into the bedroom, or does?" Probst showing why he's the best host on TV. Remember the early seasons when Probst didn't host the reunion shows? It's much better now that he does. Of course nothing was worse than the Rosie O'donnell one.
Does that mean Coach has a biography coming out by Big Jim	May 17th, 2009 09:45:38 PM
or is it already out?
They need to go 90 min. finale / 90 minute reunion. by Flim Springfield	May 17th, 2009 09:46:12 PM
There's too much to talk about and too many people to talk to.
Dunno, but I wanna read it. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 09:46:35 PM

Coach Has Pics & Videos... by DarthRambo	May 17th, 2009 09:47:34 PM
He's savin them for the Under Seige 3 Auditions! BTW his Ladies soccer teams games must be EPIC!!!
Bryant Gumbel was worse than Rosie. Did he even watch the show? by Flim Springfield	May 17th, 2009 09:48:49 PM

I remember when they didn't even have reunion shows by lockesbrokenleg	May 17th, 2009 09:55:57 PM
The first season didn't even have an elaborate final episode.
Fuck yes. SAMOA. by Shermdawg	May 17th, 2009 09:57:20 PM

Necklace looks like Regis & Kelly. by Flim Springfield	May 17th, 2009 09:58:23 PM

no scriptgirl talkback = me shooting myself by BillboeFett	May 18th, 2009 01:48:39 AM
no probably not me, but Jacknancerenge and chromedome and that other guy
No poems tonight by so_here_I_am	May 18th, 2009 02:39:20 AM
But if you're dying for some Coach Poetry, you can watch the final Ponderosa video at CBS.com. I really thought Stephen would put up a better fight. And also not turn into a middle-aged college professor.
ClarenceBeaks: No one wins SURVIVOR: AICN except Joss Whedon by SpyGuy	May 18th, 2009 10:12:06 AM
Herc was the Dragonslayer that helped take out TERMINATOR: TSCC in favor of DOLLHOUSE. Therefore, we all lose.
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BAN astrologic25 by Shermdawg	May 18th, 2009 11:33:11 AM

Coach's book: by Fletcher_Hanks	May 18th, 2009 11:33:28 AM
http://tinyurl.com/qymt4m
Parvati still the hottest Survivor by the_juicy_box_of_megan_fox	May 18th, 2009 12:20:54 PM
Parvati Shallow from "Cook Islands" and "Micronesia" seasons is STILL the hottest chick to appear on "Survivor." She was a slut and damn proud of it. Ya gotta love that. For this season, Erinn looked mighty fine all cleaned up.
"BAN astrologic25" by Big Jim	May 18th, 2009 03:56:50 PM
I get a post deleted, within an hour of posting, from The Office thread for saying I'd have to record it as I would be watching Supernatural instead, and yet this guy's blatant non-sensical spamming lingers for hours across multiple threads. At least my apparent faux-pas didn't get me banned, so that's something to be grateful for.

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