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woohoo first!
by cesareo
May 13th, 2009
04:30:43 AM
yup
FIRST?!?
by Scumcock
May 13th, 2009
04:30:44 AM
BASTARD!!!
by Scumcock
May 13th, 2009
04:31:20 AM
What? No Nancy Allen??
by LlGHTST0RMER
May 13th, 2009
04:35:24 AM
If that thing doesn't have Officer Lewis on there... total piece of crap.
ohhh
by Bloo
May 13th, 2009
04:35:39 AM
good contest, I may just enter this, I'm moving into a new place and plan on doing the living room in a cinema motif and that would look badass on my wall, now to get the thinking cap on
Just kidding.
by LlGHTST0RMER
May 13th, 2009
04:36:40 AM
Actually that's one well done piece of work. To quote Nicholson's Joker: I don't know if it's art, but I like it.
Wow! Totally fucking awesome poster artwork!
by Motoko Kusanagi
May 13th, 2009
04:37:48 AM
What a bummer that I don't have 300 buckazoids to buy me one.
QUINT SUCKS AT DOING CONTESTS
by dimnix
May 13th, 2009
04:42:17 AM
ITS TRUE
Fuck
by caruso_stalker217
May 13th, 2009
04:44:13 AM
I'm not clever enough for this.
Advertising does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
May 13th, 2009
04:47:32 AM
The Magnavolt car defense and sunscreen ads are from ROBOCOP 2 i'm guessing? (haven't seen that one again since it came out).

I love the Verhoeven fake ads. The fact that they also feature in STARSHIP TROOPERS and TOTAL RECALL makes the three movies seem somehow connected - a Verhoeven sci-fi trilogy in spirit if not in name!

I don't think Mrs Cobra would let me hang that poster on the wall of my dojo, but hope it goes to a good home. It's pretty cool.

I think I peaked with "Too Many Vaders"
by caruso_stalker217
May 13th, 2009
04:50:17 AM
But I think I might give this a shot anyway.
That Poster Is BAD ASS!!!
by LaserPants
May 13th, 2009
05:32:34 AM
I love ROBOCOP. I live in terror of what Darren "Suck Itself" Arrogantovsky is going to do with the maligned remake. VERHOVEN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Arrogantovsky.
Nice
by Happyfat73
May 13th, 2009
05:38:09 AM
I've got nowhere I could possibly put that poster right now, but I want it anyway. Nice contest by the way, Quint.
That is fucking awesome
by Toilet_Terror
May 13th, 2009
05:38:16 AM
That is fucking awesome
awesome..but as some bitches say"not hardcore enough"
by Six Demon Bag
May 13th, 2009
05:38:32 AM
But how the fuck do you hang it on the wall?
by Toilet_Terror
May 13th, 2009
05:40:29 AM
Does it have hooks?
Caruso does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
May 13th, 2009
06:07:50 AM
Caruso you've got to enter "Too Many Vaders" as a spoof tv show ad. It's genius.

You'd get my vote.

Wow.
by kwisatzhaderach
May 13th, 2009
06:29:14 AM
Just...wow.
I'd buy that for a dollar, but not $300!!!!
by alucardvsdracula
May 13th, 2009
06:30:04 AM
I'd settle for a hi-res .jpg thanks.
Somehow appropriate...
by Kid Z
May 13th, 2009
07:39:27 AM
... that if this thing falls off your wall and you're sitting underneath it, it could slice off your head!

by Cobra--Kai
May 13th, 2009
08:02:06 AM
Your prime directive is... to buy some really strong fucking screws.
Robocop 2 adds stink
by Roderich
May 13th, 2009
08:40:16 AM
as does the whole movie. Just compare them to the first 3. Those are played and cut like real ads.

The "Car security" and "sunblocker" ads are just lame SNL-type jokes, much too long and - worse - too unfunny.

What does that kid say while playing Nuke?
by Sailor Rip
May 13th, 2009
08:55:33 AM
"Pakistan is threatening my border!" Something like that.
Yeah, why no Nancy Allen?
by Sailor Rip
May 13th, 2009
09:43:37 AM
Why no Asian gang member? What is Bob Morton looking at? Is he noticing Dick Jones is taking a shit behind him after he bad mouths him?
Do it Emil!
by Sailor Rip
May 13th, 2009
09:52:14 AM
BTW in that scene i don't know if their doubles or what but they're really fucking close to shop fronts exploding.
leave bitches
by TheExterminator
May 13th, 2009
09:58:48 AM
TheExterminator
by Sailor Rip
May 13th, 2009
10:05:10 AM
Bitches leave.
Awesome idea for a contest.
by a goonie
May 13th, 2009
10:23:26 AM
And being the massively obsessed Robocop fan that I am, I want that poster very, very badly.
Goddamnit I want this.
by IL_Deuce
May 13th, 2009
10:30:32 AM
Eligibility
by Monty Moth
May 13th, 2009
10:52:09 AM
Is this contest open to international residents? ie. Canadians?
Looks awesome but,
by cromulent
May 13th, 2009
10:55:43 AM
Every time someone comes over to look at it, their first question would be, "Where's Nancy Allen?" :facepalm:
"BITCHES, LEAVE!"
by CENOBITE
May 13th, 2009
11:32:14 AM
...cause' I'm all over this contest.
RoboCop: Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime hap
by COCKNASTY_BUTTSTANK
May 13th, 2009
12:14:36 PM
Prisoner: I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! I get my orders from a higher source.

Sgt. Reed: Shut up, asshole.

"You're a scumbag...
by Sailor Rip
May 13th, 2009
12:26:45 PM
...your clients a scumbag and scumbags wait until Monday to see the judge!"
Backwards quoting is the
by TheExterminator
May 13th, 2009
01:00:46 PM
new meme...try it

by Cobra--Kai
May 13th, 2009
01:09:31 PM
Comply to seconds 20...

nah, it'll never catch on. You just end up sounding like fucking yoda.

dick important pretty was it thought man old the, well
by Sailor Rip
May 13th, 2009
01:25:08 PM
Yeah, this sucks.
Sailor Rip.....
by Rameses
May 13th, 2009
02:18:42 PM
It was the real actors ,in that blowing up the shop scene.It all went a bit wrong.No one was expecting a blast that big.
DerLanghaarige
by Monty Moth
May 13th, 2009
02:46:12 PM
Wow, I'm an idiot. Thanks!
I have no artitistic ability whatsoever...
by DarthCorleone
May 13th, 2009
03:34:51 PM
...or I'd be all over this. I'm looking forward to seeing the best entries.
Verhoeven's the man
by VicenzoV
May 13th, 2009
04:12:17 PM
But I'm more of a Starship Troopers kind of guy.
What's going on with the new Robocop?
by SmokingRobot
May 13th, 2009
06:46:29 PM
Anything?
If I could do all that...
by wintocha67
May 13th, 2009
07:07:28 PM
I could make my own damn metal poster.
you just fucked
by frank cotton
May 13th, 2009
09:04:01 PM
with the wrong guy - excellent contest idea. will we be able to see the entries somewhere?
Sorry folks
by NoahTall
May 13th, 2009
11:01:38 PM
I'm not taking up the slack for Quint's lazy ass on this one. You'll just have to wait till sometime in 2010 to get your prize.
I'm Glad I Already Own One
by CasperVonSidecar
May 13th, 2009
11:47:52 PM
I don't know that I would have the time for this contest...good Lord. Thanks again wifey for the best preseant ever!!!!!!!
Rameses
by Sailor Rip
May 14th, 2009
08:47:56 AM
I thought it had to be something like that.
ok classic Robocop
by Jesiah
May 14th, 2009
09:03:14 AM
I thought the article title was referring to Requiem for a Robocop a.k.a. UnnecessaryRebootCop. Peter Weller forever!
That's cool as all hell. Thanks for opening up the contest
by Mr Nicholas
May 14th, 2009
10:26:50 AM
to people outside the US.
I love me some Babyfood
by Jedibobster
May 14th, 2009
03:13:32 PM
I also feel the need to also ask: Where's Officer Lewis? I suppose this is Robocop and the various levels of scum from the film. Is there a sister piece where Robocop is all shiny and new and is backed by Anne, the Sergeant, the old man and his wife and son? (But put the ED-209s on that one too, they were just too cool for skool.)
WELL??
by crappyfun
May 29th, 2009
01:44:45 PM
Come on already, dude...Can we have a decision here?
crappyfun
by NoahTall
May 29th, 2009
06:14:53 PM
Are you serious? It's still only 2009.
good point.
by crappyfun
May 29th, 2009
07:45:24 PM
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