Pronounciation is either Kirth or Chrith (Chris with a lisp).

Seriously though, I would watch SG:RMcK. I would watch it all day long.

See - I didn't do it! He will get us though! They had Stargate at least 3 three times in the article...
BTW I'm looking forward to SGU. Sounds like fun. I've been through all the other episodes and for the most part it was a fun ride.

Where's the Lost talback?

I do.

No take backs buddy!

O'beal 4 evAR

Am sure the Mayans, Incans and other ancients get a little jealous of the Egyptians, as they pop up in so much fiction. A bit like Seth Rogen in recent times. Those damn Egyptians are fiction whores.

"Please insert sci-fi premises now" says a rather cold and mechanical voice, emanating from the box.

You place the required data in the box.

"Beginning sci-fi mixing routine alpha omega 5, please insert dollar bill"

You give it a bill.

"Premise almost done, please take your receipt with script"

You open the script and take a look at the premise.

'Seagate DSV: Razor'

The SeaGate is a large submersible Stargate type device that is like an advanced sub mixed with a battlestar, that's also one giant "Seagate" that will take you anywhere in the ocean, instantly.

It's 2057, and Bale's Skynet has trashed the world's lights, leaving us in darkness. Lord Bale resides in Russia, where he has revived the Communist Union and is starting his FUCKING PROFESSIONAL take over of the world.

The amatuers in America found the SeaGate buried in Bill gate's old back yard, apparently he got really bored before judgement day and built a SeaGate. They then turned it into a sub-battlestar type machine, letting it instantly travel to the battlefield via ocean and suprise the Russians.

Hybrids, basically retarded Dolphins that can talk, are plug into the FTS drive, or FASTER THAN SEA DRIVE.

MegaMixer500 is a Bonnie Hunt corporation ©

EXT - BALE'S PALACE - DAY

Danny Glover's Dickblood: "My Lord, the target you have requested to be destroyed has been indeed eliminated"

BALE: "Good work, dickblood... all the lights were destroyed?"

Dickblood: "Yes my Lord, we used the nukes as instructed...there were civilians killed, but..."

BALE: "Fuck thos amateurs! You shouldn't live within 5 square kilometers of a fucking florescent light bulb manufacturer, they know that."

Dickblood: "Yes my lord, we are broadcasting Reign of Fire over the air waves 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, but I fail to see this as a warning about......"

BALE: "Are you unloyal to me you fucking Dick(blood)!?!??! Don't make me muther fucking kick your fucking ass you fucker!"

Dickblood: Yes, my leige.

BALE: To refresh your amatuer fucking memory, I'm trashing all the lights in the world so no fucking amatuers can ruin my shot again. It's my fucking scene. It's holy. With all the lights trashed, I shall never be douched again. We will shoot at dusk, during the "Magic Hour" where the light is golden and dragons cannot see you. It's fucking perfect. I'm perfect. Fuck you dickblood."

INT - SEAGATE - DUSK

*THIS MAGIC MOMENT is playing on the captains integrated sound system in his quarters*

Captain Pecan: "Weasley, come in, you paged me?

Weasley Crusher: "Yes Capn', you better come to the bridge..."

Capt. Pecan: "Status Report number one."

*An actual letter, a number 1, walks out from a corridor*

Weasley Crusher: "Are you alright #1?"

#1: "Am I alright? I'm a fucking number with arms, legs, and a mouth and eyes and shit. I'm a fucking mutant, a sick abomination and you ask how I am, fuck you."

Pecan: "Report damn you!"

# 1: "We are approaching a group of Beluga Whales capt, should we fire?"

Pecan: Of course #1, Whales are gay. Engage. By that I mean nuke some Whales."

2 b contnued

Pecan: "Spool up the wave machine, hydrate the FTS drive's, now damnnit!"

Weasley Crusher: "Faster than sea jump commencing, 10th Chevron activated, spacial parcec sea coordinates locked in, illogical underwater sea gate forming, we have contact!"

*Wooooooooooooooooooosh*

# 1: "Wooooooosh complete Captain. Successful sea jump has been achieved."

Weasley Crusher: "We have lift off"

Pecan: "Deploy the deep sea retarded Dolphin probes, Ensign Crusher."

Weasley Crusher: "YOu call me Ensign Crusher when your mad at me Captain, what's up, you upset pal."

Pecan: Damnnit, Weasley, it's Bale. That guy must be taking down."

Wharf: "Captain, Kanye West is on screen. His shields are raised and he's molesting fish."

BROUGHT TO YOU BY CARL JUNIORS, "FUCK YOU I'M EATING A BURGER" .

He will not roam free for long. We have laid traps of leeks and scallions.

Soon he will be confined and it will be secure because there is only one 'o' in 'confined' and he will not be able to form an onion.

Who gives a fuck!

Jaffas = funniest name ever given to an alien race.

Pecan: "You sick fuck, fire nukes"

wharf: "Firing nukes."

Pecan: "JUMP"

*pew pew pew wooooooooooooooosh splosions!!!*

# 1: "I gotta take a #2, be right back"

Pecan: "Wharf, engage."

Wharf: "Engage what sir, I see no enemies on my ipod touch tactical screen app"

Pecan: "There's a Coral reef right there, nuke it Wharf, god damn hippie reefs, JUMP."

Weasley: "148th.5 Chevron activated!"

BROUGHT TO YOU BY QUIZNOS, "FUCK YOU I'M EATING WHILST REVEALING LESBIAN LOVERS DURING COMMERCIAL, YOU GOT A PROBLEM?"

I guess Shanks needs something to do after Burn Notice (which was his best work IMNSHO); Tapping needs something to do since Sanctuary was nice as a web-based show, not so much a TV show; and RDA... surely he's allowed to go fishing now. He's earned it.

You sure about that? That last season of Atlantis was pretty dreadful. I'd have to watch them side by side, but I think season 1 of Heroes (which kept my attention) beats season 5 of SGA (which put me to sleep, on more than one occasion).

Guest Stars don't make a show. I remember Love Boat and Fantasy Island had new guest stars every week, and yet *surprise* they didn't really affect the show much.

Yes, I brought up Love Boat in a Stargate talkback.

Bottom line, when there are shows like Supernatural, Burn Notice, and Chuck (and now Better Off Ted) kicking ass on a weekly basis, all these Heroes and Stargates just can't compete. Here's hoping that changes.

both shows finales were once again average. the show deserves better, as its a really great concept. the first couple of season of sg1 especially with RDA where superb, they just kept on going when they should have really finished, Here's hoping universe breaks the mold and get the scripts, plots and arc it deserves

Oh and Melvin_Pelvis: But you yourself are only describing about 1/3 of that SGA season (and season 4 if I want to go that far). What about all the Ronon-centric episodes "because we need to give him character". So obvious. Or the multitude of McKay/Keller love episodes. We get it, McKay finally got a girlfriend, it's not worth the A storyline everytime. Or worse still seeing Dr Jackson saying ALL his lines at double speed. Seriously, could he have looked anymore uncomfortable in that episode.

Perhaps it's you who have the glowy memory. Anyway it's a poor comparison. Heroes season 1 was an intro season and setting the characters and story. Season 5 of SGA was it's middle (that became an end when it got cancelled) and should have been its climax either way.

There is no other explanation.

Next time I'll write more clearly so there is no doubt in your mind about what I think of you.