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Capone Vs. HANNAH MONTANA!!! Not a good way to start the week…

Dang by BBQGlazedSeabass	Apr 10th, 2009 07:10:36 AM
Why the 'Glitter' hate?? -Nick Cannon
It is my destiny by josskacer	Apr 10th, 2009 07:11:18 AM
My daughter is making me take her to this. I want to fucking die now.
Capone, were you in Nashville? by allyousay	Apr 10th, 2009 07:11:59 AM
That premiered last night in Nashville. You should've told me that you were in town, if you were.
why even report on this movie by walrusholder	Apr 10th, 2009 07:15:34 AM
I don't get it, it's not like it's in your contract that all movies will be reviewed, we didn't need this story, I didn't read the story I checked to see if anyone else was on this what I hope is a very short talkback- that is all
Now have a tween girl review Star Trek. by tonagan	Apr 10th, 2009 07:16:23 AM
"It was pretty stupid, and dorky guys kept staring at my chest."
I may end up watching this because by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Apr 10th, 2009 07:18:11 AM
it's my middle child's birthday next week, and we have movie passes. There's no way in hell I'll pay $18 or whatever usurious prices they have without a pass. Also, someone mentioned jailbait. Technically although you can't see her naked until she's 18 (not that I want to then or now), but in some states once you're 16 you can have sex with anyone older than you and it's not against the law. I took a police course, and a 50-year old man can have consensual sex with a 16-year-old even if her parents oppose it, and even though they are responsible for her until she is 18. That is one screwed up law.
I kinda liked SERENDIPITY by Bramton1	Apr 10th, 2009 07:18:33 AM
John Cusack is fun to watch, the Kate Beckinsale is hot as hell. As a bonus, you get John Corbett in a movie that rates about a 100 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale (or at least not as intended as it was). It's win-win for everybody.
Capone, could you please explain.. by andyny29	Apr 10th, 2009 07:33:25 AM
why you're reviewing this movie in the first place? I thought aicn was all about adult action/genre movies and tv shows. what are you reviewing next, the Jonas Brothers movie?
Thanks tonagan! by akiraclass	Apr 10th, 2009 07:37:33 AM
Appreciate the laugh-I almost coughed up my corn flakes!
I kinda liked Shall We Dance................ by axcel1	Apr 10th, 2009 07:59:28 AM
And, I don't know why. Oh, and let's try to remember this movie is for the Disney Channel watchers, not the life forms in the rest of the Universe.
"Look, Hannah Montana's dead!" by Nasty In The Pasty	Apr 10th, 2009 08:01:41 AM
"Goodbye my fans...! Keep rockin'...!"
She's the next Britney Spears... by DrunkyMcLush	Apr 10th, 2009 08:11:31 AM
Just watch... Once she becomes too old to be a Disney PRODUCT (NO, not actress. Not singer, but PRODUCT) she will hate her parents and Disney (probably the whole entertainment industry) for letting her become so successful just to have it all taken away from her and letting her think all along that it would last. She's already a Miss I-Deserve-Everything-In-the-Wh ole-World and has been caught hanging out with Paris Hilton.... 5 years from now it won't be "Hannah Montana: The Movie", it will be "Inside Hanna Montana: The Porno"
I bet Harry would like it by JohnnyLaBamba	Apr 10th, 2009 08:18:26 AM
He gushes about EVERY movie. Especially if they pull a bait-and-switch and surprise an audience expecting to see a movie from 27 years ago.
I want the MASSA review of this piece of crap by ricarleite2	Apr 10th, 2009 08:24:30 AM
Should be hilarious.
This sounds like "Pure Country" for kids... by AgentArchangel	Apr 10th, 2009 08:36:04 AM
...like we really needed that. I full on liked Serendipity but I think it's Cusack and Beckensale's faults. Particularly, Kate's accent. Never saw Shall We Dance, but that looked fun too. Both look infinitely better than...this.
Serendipity forgetful?? by Black Jack iii	Apr 10th, 2009 08:37:01 AM
I think not. Beckinsale. Cusack. Otherwise, great napalming of Miley. Highly entertaining.
Harry liked Twilight so anything is possible by Mr_Incredible	Apr 10th, 2009 08:40:06 AM
Anyway, I see a lot of movies, but I would never ever lower myself into seeing this. Firstly, I'm not the target audience. Secondly, you don't have to actually see this movie to know that it sucks. Thirdly, what would Disney be without Pixar? They're about the only good thing coming out of Disney these days.
JohnnyLaBamba... by AgentArchangel	Apr 10th, 2009 08:43:33 AM
People were there expecting a screening of the pristine print to "The Lizzie Macguire Movie", and Miley Cyrus came out in the middle of the movie asking if they wanted to see her movie instead. From what I heard, the audience reaction was split. One half started to throw things at Miley, the other half continued to furiously masturbate.
DrunkyMcLush by Zardozap2005	Apr 10th, 2009 08:44:55 AM
Unlike Ms Spears, Miley CAN sing. So in that respect there is some hope for her. Yes, this movie is garbage, but I've heard enough Miley Cyrus from my daughters to know. Oh, and why anyone would use a "quote" from Disaster Movie boggles my mind. People actually watched that shit?
Why did I read this.? by Knobules	Apr 10th, 2009 08:55:23 AM
why? Coming from the guy who sat in a room with Paris Hilton and didnt smash her face in when he had the chance. crap its crap news.
You saw this because? by ToughGuyRizzo	Apr 10th, 2009 09:04:48 AM
I mean, well, that's all I need to write, huh?
HARRY HAS A BEER AND CHEATS ON SCRIPTGIRL WITH MILEY CYRUS!!! by Mr_Incredible	Apr 10th, 2009 09:06:49 AM
Happy Easter!
Capone reviewing Hannah Montana? by tailhook	Apr 10th, 2009 09:16:28 AM
That's Massawyrm levels of sacrifice right there. Thanks for taking one for the team pal!
Remember the south park episode by Harold The Great	Apr 10th, 2009 09:16:44 AM
with the Britney Spears sacrifice. The ending with this girl was prophetic, just watch. Fame can ruin a person something fierce.
Hannah Montana's appeal by BobParr	Apr 10th, 2009 09:20:40 AM
I have two daughters under the age of 10 and they were obsessed with Hannah Montana (it seems to have cooled off). These tenage pop acts create a fantasy, princess life for very young girls to vicariously live through. Its the equivelant of Cinderalla. The 16-year-old Britney Spears was the perfect embodiment of that fantasy. Miley Cyrus will go down that same path.
I got lucky.... by bandus	Apr 10th, 2009 09:34:49 AM
The wife really wanted to see this. So I am having her take the kids while go see Knowing.
Miley Cyrus is fugly by DarthBakpao	Apr 10th, 2009 09:40:20 AM

Wait... by The Eskimo	Apr 10th, 2009 09:41:23 AM
...I thoguht this movie was supposed to be about her choosing to be either Miley or Hannah, and that it was a vehicle for her to move away from the Hannah/Tweeny crowd to the Miley/Teenage Years. Am I overthinking this?
You don't have to drink a whole gallon of milk by Drunken Rage	Apr 10th, 2009 09:58:24 AM
to know it's sour. Why is this movie even reviewed on this site? Talk about shooting fish in a barrel. Still, I'm betting Harry would have gushed over it, as he does every piece of shit he "reviews."
Hannah Montana meets Black Snake Mambo by RogueWarrior65	Apr 10th, 2009 10:00:25 AM
I'd pay good money to see that in 3-D.
What a jerk... by natecore	Apr 10th, 2009 10:18:56 AM
I think you're reaching a bit on bashing their acting talents. They're only as good as their director and they've spent their entire life over acting on a Disney Chanel show. That Josh Peck guy did a pretty god job in Wackness after a career of over acting children's television.
Awesome review Capone. by HoboCode	Apr 10th, 2009 10:28:01 AM
One of your best.
But the Tennessee location shooting is lovely by CerebralAssassin	Apr 10th, 2009 10:31:51 AM
Nice cinematography in this one. Don't shit on the talented filmmakers just because you don't like the plot, dude.
Did they cut out the lez scene? by Fletcher_Hanks	Apr 10th, 2009 10:37:19 AM
At some point she is hitchhiking and a MILF in a sports car picks her up...in exchange for the ride__________(you know the rest)...
tonagan == master of the witty retort by Squashua	Apr 10th, 2009 12:04:43 PM
yes.
Why is This Review Even HERE ??? by Sluggolicious	Apr 10th, 2009 12:07:26 PM
I don't understand why this $hit "movie" is even mentioned on this ste. Guys, you can say NO to a press invite. Really.
Yep, two shit reviews for this kid's crap. by FrecklesBauer	Apr 10th, 2009 12:17:55 PM
I know some geeks procreate, but there is no justification for this bullshit.
its a fucking Kids movie... by FSJGuy	Apr 10th, 2009 12:24:03 PM
seriously, why is this even on here...even the director knew it was going to be shit...i mean come on...Promblem Child was crappy too, oh wait that was for kids too...lets keep movies in context, if Ghandi had muppets it would have sucked, Muppets in Space with muppets may have sucked, but it was entertaining for the age group it was aimed for, which doesn't look at this site!!!!!! Good God whats next reviewing Telletubbies episodes???
Capone, you actually watched this crap? by Outlaw	Apr 10th, 2009 01:15:41 PM
Was getting raped by a gaggle of silver back gorillas not an option?
The only reason to come to this site... by HercsShowerRadio	Apr 10th, 2009 02:56:45 PM
Is to see how far down it can go. Ain't It COOL reviewing SATANA MONTANA?! Have you no shame? COOL, do you even understand that term anymore?
Hitler invading Poland - by Professor_Monster	Apr 10th, 2009 03:28:28 PM
By taking over the world he was trying to spare us from shit like Hanna Montana
I used the Disaster Movie quote in an ironic sense by Nasty In The Pasty	Apr 10th, 2009 03:41:58 PM
I fucking HATE those movies.
zom bot by phoenixmagida5th	Apr 10th, 2009 06:38:01 PM
Thanks brother. I will be there in the moring
SHES A WHORE.... by AwkwardAvenue	Apr 10th, 2009 07:02:48 PM
So kids,this aint harmless.
UN-TALENTED HACKS RUN THIS SITE AND BASH MOVIES... by AwkwardAvenue	Apr 10th, 2009 07:06:53 PM
To make themselves feel better because they cant even make 1 shit film.
Does she get her tits out? by GodMars	Apr 10th, 2009 07:50:10 PM
Just wondering...
not trying to be mean, but... by The Amazing G	Apr 11th, 2009 03:11:09 AM
why are tweenage girls some of the dumbest creatures on earth?
hey zom-bot.com! by The Amazing G	Apr 11th, 2009 03:12:07 AM
you live in Savannah? whoa I live NEAR Savannah! we should hang out....
The only reason this movie is reviewed here by m_prevette	Apr 11th, 2009 06:49:11 PM
Is that they can then turn and rave about how "edgy" and "dark" Observe And Report is, since that makes the resident reviewers feel like they are the Cool Kids Who Really Understand Film. Jesus this place has become so fucking predictable.
the two reviews by frank cotton	Apr 11th, 2009 10:03:16 PM
of this 'film', and the accompanying talk backs are the funniest things i've read in the past six months! thanks to everyone
Hannah Montana Disturbs Me by Slaphappy Slim	Apr 12th, 2009 05:17:10 AM
Never mind for all the usual reasons, but she's essentially growing up and filling out so when they stuff her into that day-glo little girl outfit it's just sick. Sick, dammit!!!!!!
I'm 20 is it wrong that I would? by PR1C3Y	Apr 14th, 2009 12:00:57 AM

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