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Harry writes his review FAST & FURIOUS!

by Motfilms	Mar 31st, 2009 01:42:19 AM
I'm first fuckers, and this is my first post ever!
More Riddick please! by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl	Mar 31st, 2009 01:46:46 AM
Something along the lines of Pitch Black would be sextacular. I agree with Harry that the first and third films are just goofy fun and it's nice to finally have somewhat of a direct sequel to the original.
Plant. by ErnestBorgNine	Mar 31st, 2009 01:58:40 AM
You know it.
The Slow and The Moderately Unhappy by deanbarry	Mar 31st, 2009 01:58:41 AM
i truly do dig this series. i remember loving the first one to pieces and the sequels to lessening degrees thereafter. and the one thing that had been a little downturned at the lip was the lack of Vin D. This, however, looks to be a return to form. I'll be cruising in my ford when i see this one....
Motfilms by deanbarry	Mar 31st, 2009 02:00:29 AM
congrats...you are also the first to be thought of as an asswipe by me today too. enjoy the post fun...
PS: Harry by deanbarry	Mar 31st, 2009 02:03:38 AM
Back trauma sucks. I have a herniated disc, L5 S1. Man...pain is unbearable. You have my sympathies dude.
didn't harry run a F&F Screening Contest? by loserguy3000	Mar 31st, 2009 02:05:52 AM
...seriously? I'm not saying Harry's bought and sold (although many think that and I'm not disagreeing), but some semblance of objectivity and credibility on this site would be awfully nice. Funny thing, even if we all know that Harry's on the take, part of me believes that he still likes the movie. He's got absolutely no baramoter for good taste, which is why I still hang around here. Liking Fast and Furious doesn't disqualify your opinion on Godzilla, Cloverfield, or any number of other films he's gushed over. You can like the tits, and you can like the ass. Some people just like the tits and the ass. Harry's somewhere else, and for all his faults manages to hang on. I wish he's take control back of this website (never confuse web hits with popularity, Harry) before it craters, but that's probably inevitable.
deanbarry by Motfilms	Mar 31st, 2009 02:09:28 AM
Sorry, I couldn't resist my first first but I really want to act respectable now. I know how annoying those things are. And I haven't seen any Fast and Furious films but plan to see this one.
Are we getting an RIP TB for Andy Hallett? by Brody77	Mar 31st, 2009 02:11:00 AM
After all, he was a major player in a Joss whedon show and we all know how AICN gets major hardons for that guy...so give Krevlornswath a nice tribute, huh?
The Slow Down and Ran Out of Steam by lockesbrokenleg	Mar 31st, 2009 02:11:59 AM
series
Damn Good Review Harry by MANZILLA	Mar 31st, 2009 02:15:02 AM
Makes me want to watch this movie. Vin can be a hell of an actor, did anyone see find me guilty? great stuff
Intellectually, I should be appalled at these films... by Gabba-UK	Mar 31st, 2009 02:29:02 AM
they are just dumb, dumber and dumbest so far. But I love 'em!! Looking forward to this one.
The Next One Will Be Called... by TheMovieLover	Mar 31st, 2009 02:42:50 AM
Just "F&F" Then it will be followed by "Fffffffffff" and the the saga will close with a movie that doesn't even have a title, but will just have the image of a car swooshing by on the poster and/or screen. that final one will be referred to as "Ffffffffff Swoosh."
Faster and More Aggravated. by deanbarry	Mar 31st, 2009 03:00:27 AM
Brody77: Agreed. Sad news day for Angel fans. First glenn Quinn now Andy. Motfils: You broke your "First" cherry without the prequisite "FIRST!" For that, I am grateful.
Motfilms... by deanbarry	Mar 31st, 2009 03:01:14 AM
my M didn't work :(
CREEPSHOW subscription finally pays off! by Horace Cox	Mar 31st, 2009 03:04:35 AM
Yesssss!!! Now where did I put that fucking Zippo lighter?
Best comment I saw when the "Fast & Furious" title was announced by Ravetin	Mar 31st, 2009 03:09:18 AM
..."I guess 'Cars' was already taken."
there was a point where I could & did strip down an engine by Mister McClane	Mar 31st, 2009 03:51:43 AM
Is there nothing you cannot do or have not loved at some point, Harry? Seriously though, good review. Looking forwards to it. Watching them each morning to refresh for a screening on Thursday.
Always take Harry's reviews with a grain a salt! by ganymede3010	Mar 31st, 2009 04:02:18 AM
Not a pinch of salt either, I'm talking about a gargantuan asteroid size grain, if you know what I mean.
PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN MY CITY BECAUSE OF THESE FUCKING MOVIES by THEFUCKINGCREEPYTHINMAN	Mar 31st, 2009 04:30:43 AM
After The Fast & The Furious came out in 2001 there was an increase in the number of accidents reported in Hamilton, Ontario and across Canada as a result of fucking morons drag racing down the streets. Now, whenever some dipshit goes on a murder spree and the media tries to blame it on some movie, such as the Virginia Tech murderer holding a hammer and the media trying to tie that to Oldboy etc…, I’m the first person to argue that movies don’t cause these things to happen and that they only appeal to lunatics who are predisposed to violence and they would have killed anyway. But in the case of TF&TF I have to reluctantly agree that these movies have influenced a wave of fucking morons to go drag racing around our cities. The most infamous case here in Hamilton was when a man was hit by a car that was racing down the street so fast that he was cut in half by the impact. Then there is the small matter of a dumb whore that I had to verbally bitch slap a few weeks after TF&TF came out. I was talking with a friend when this girl, that my friend knew, pulled up along side of us and started asking if we knew where any drag races were being held. I asked her if she meant on dirt roads and she said “oh, no I mean on the main streets”!?! I fucking laid into her about what a dumb fucking cunt she was and how fucking morons like her get people killed.
I GOT MY EXPLODING CIGARS FROM THE BACK PAGES OF CREEPSHOW!!! by THEFUCKINGCREEPYTHINMAN	Mar 31st, 2009 04:32:28 AM

re:loserguy3000 by roughneck1010	Mar 31st, 2009 04:54:39 AM
I sat behind harry tonight ajhnd watched this movie, For the most part, he is right on with his review...unless I was on the take also. DUM DUM DUMMMMM!!!
Justin Lin Is A Great Director by Media Messiah	Mar 31st, 2009 05:09:50 AM
I loved Tokyo Drift!!! Univeral should give him a series of big blockbusters and potential franchises to direct. Make the investment in this director, he is worth it. I nominate him to direct the next Riddick film!
The next one will be called by MrFusion	Mar 31st, 2009 05:38:22 AM
"Fast and Furious: Fifth Gear". Going to a press screening for this tonight, looking forward to 2 hours of brainless fun and fast cars.
Plodding Retread by PTSDPete	Mar 31st, 2009 05:43:24 AM

This shouldn't have gotten past one movie and you want a fifth? by JuanSanchez	Mar 31st, 2009 05:45:45 AM
It will be interesting to see how this does. It really feels like both Diesel and Walker had their shots and missed - especially Vin, cause Walker was never gonna be a big star but Vin had the potential early on.
"stomping gum and chewing ass" by Jesiah	Mar 31st, 2009 06:06:04 AM
Sounds like something they would do in the porno version of thie series, "The Ass & The Bootiest." Btw what about Lucas Black? He should at least cameo in this.
"stomping gum and chewing ass" by Jesiah	Mar 31st, 2009 06:06:42 AM
Sounds like something they would do in the porno version of thie series, "The Ass & The Bootiest." Btw what about Lucas Black? He should at least cameo in this. I'll definitely be seeing this cuz the beginning flick takes me back to better times
The Fast and the Furious Bicycles by JoeSixPack	Mar 31st, 2009 07:24:10 AM
A more environmentally friendly film. I am actually looking forward to this movie in a weird way. I think it's mainly the nostalgia of how stupidly cool the first film was to many people.
Sold by IWANNNAFUCKJESSICABIEL	Mar 31st, 2009 07:58:02 AM
Oh, screw it. I'm there on friday. I fucking love those retard movies.
GRANDMASTER FAST & THE FURIOUS 5 by turketron	Mar 31st, 2009 08:39:19 AM
I'm not giving up on this genius title for the fifth film...
Its gona have 2be 5Fast 5Furious by Stupendous Man	Mar 31st, 2009 09:27:39 AM
4Fast 4Furious was still a better name
The Fast and Furious Five by Stupendous Man	Mar 31st, 2009 09:30:28 AM
written by Enid Blyton on speed!
No MONSTERS VS.ALIENS review, Harry? by Mr Incredible	Mar 31st, 2009 09:44:20 AM
I'm glad you reviewed this, though. (sarcasm)
My grief with FnF movies is that the stunt by ominus	Mar 31st, 2009 10:02:38 AM
direction is less old school and more videoclipistic. thats why i liked Death Race better.i want to have realistic stunts,rather than stunt full of sfx.i still laugh when the cars in FnF,enter 'warp speed' and the camera view is getting fish view distorted.u gotta love the mtvish cinematography style.
Harry is... by MainMan2001	Mar 31st, 2009 10:13:31 AM
..one of the worst reviewers in the history of cinema.
The next one will be called FASTIOUS by The Reluctant Austinite	Mar 31st, 2009 10:55:33 AM

1 & 3 > 2 by Saluki	Mar 31st, 2009 10:59:08 AM
Tokyo Drift was kinda overlooked, which is a shame, since it delivered the fun and style. Glad Mr. Lin got another shot, but why oh why did they move from June to April!? Kiss of death, right there.
The next one will be F & F by Tell_Your_Mom_I_Said_Hi	Mar 31st, 2009 11:23:45 AM

LAST!!!! by thefrood	Mar 31st, 2009 11:27:36 AM
Yeah fuckers! I'm the slowest muddaflicker here! Sorry. Just thought I'd try it on for size. See if it fit. Sorry.
Less Furious, but more Faster. by uberman	Mar 31st, 2009 11:36:43 AM
Theres your next title in te francise. Your welcome.
See Harry? THIS kind of writing is TOLERABLE by D.Vader	Mar 31st, 2009 11:46:02 AM
THIS is what we like to read. THIS is what you need more of- not that drunken bafoonish attempt at writing that was that bullshit Star Trek/hipster/Marley and Me gobbledygook.
Brokeback Furious by David Assholehoff	Mar 31st, 2009 12:44:48 PM
That's the next sequel, Diesel and Walker seeing how fast they can really go...
F5: The Finger of God by Anything But Tangerines	Mar 31st, 2009 12:45:32 PM
How come we never got a Twister spinoff?
Or... TDTVSS by David Assholehoff	Mar 31st, 2009 12:50:06 PM
The Day The Vin Stood Still. Just re-shoot it, photoshop Keanu's hair to blond so he becomes Walker, then replace the robot with Vin... Except he doesn't break apart into little bugs, he just decimates the world with his Riddick eye stare.
Vin-timate 2: The Wrath of Paul by David Assholehoff	Mar 31st, 2009 12:53:30 PM
You knowz it bitches... (I apologize, I've had a few beers for lunch :-)
the F&F austrailian outback...haha...more here... by vuebran	Mar 31st, 2009 12:59:21 PM
The F&F african safari... The F&F mexican(no offence) border... The F&F antartican rush... The F&F space rovers...
I have not DISliked any F&F movie yet. by dr sauch	Mar 31st, 2009 01:10:38 PM
They're just stupid fun.
DerLanghaarige by Grrrr....	Mar 31st, 2009 01:29:32 PM
I actually met Michelle Rodriguez. She bought some stuff from my shop when she was filming "The Breed" (yes, I know.... horrible) in South Africa which we shipped back to her. From all the 'celebrities' I have seen/met she was by FAR the sweetest and most approachable. And gorgeous too!
Whatever happened to SPYHUNTER? by Rickey Henderson	Mar 31st, 2009 01:40:16 PM
Wasn't Vin Diesel supposed to be in that or something?
Spyhunter by David Assholehoff	Mar 31st, 2009 01:48:51 PM
No, Vin was in The Rundown, also with Paul Walker. The Rock is in Spyhuntar...
The Rock and Vin by David Assholehoff	Mar 31st, 2009 01:51:12 PM
We need a movie with Vin and The Rock, perhaps in "Soldier 2: Wrath of Kurt. They could fight Kurt Russell and Van Damme. Talk about scoopable testosterone... :-)
Before it gets said by someone else... by David Assholehoff	Mar 31st, 2009 01:52:40 PM
"2 scoops of vanilla testosterone in a sugar cone please"
If you rearrange the letters in "Vin Diesel" ... by thebearovingian	Mar 31st, 2009 02:36:46 PM
it reveals his credo: "I End Lives." Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. Yep. I still like the random facts.
Chuck Norris Facts 2.0? by David Assholehoff	Mar 31st, 2009 03:06:15 PM
Vin Diesel can peel rubber on the toilet. Vin Diesel beats up bad guys on the other side of the world when he blinks. Vin Diesel flexes hi pinky toe and all of his clothes rip. Chuck Norris polishes Vin Diesel's car in the dark.
Nobody touches by Himbo	Mar 31st, 2009 03:34:10 PM
Your comment about Harry's diary brought disturbing images of Harry as a bobbi-soxer. Ain't it cool, Diary? Isn't Vin the dreamiest? That actually tells me how to read Harry's interviews. It's like the teenage girl who begins each new breath with "well, anywaaaaaay." Ignore it, and then read Massawyrms report.
So, was Harry on Pain Meds for his back by REVENGE_of_FETT	Mar 31st, 2009 04:07:36 PM
When he wrote that batshit crazy Marley & Me "article"?
wont see it because is not named 4 F4st 4 F4rio4s by BMacSmith	Mar 31st, 2009 04:11:01 PM
but then again, i didnt see the first 3 either
I love questioning authority, I love what newest in stores, albe by BMacSmith	Mar 31st, 2009 04:21:15 PM
"I love questioning authority, I love what newest in stores, albeit slightly aloof in my following of any modern clothing trend other that the ridiculously lost nature I find the person in the mirror wearing." hard to take him seriously with writing skills like that.
These movies are dumb, but I like em by MattmanReturns	Mar 31st, 2009 04:22:48 PM
I would never defend a Fast and Furious movie, but these seriously entertain me, and that's what they're meant to do.
Riddick vs Xenomorphs by Joker Gordon Levitt	Mar 31st, 2009 04:26:27 PM
It'll never happen, but it should.
Fast and the Furian by Joker Gordon Levitt	Mar 31st, 2009 04:36:50 PM
fuckit, cross them over already.
Next one: "And Furious" by Adelai Niska	Mar 31st, 2009 05:12:23 PM
or alternatively: "Fast And Furious: Revenge of the The"
dark horizons by Philo	Mar 31st, 2009 05:13:21 PM
guys, get on over to the darkhorizons website and read their review of this movie. almost pissed myself laughing at Garths take on it.....
I didn't read the review by Crooooooow	Mar 31st, 2009 05:15:17 PM
but I'm guessing Harry used the term 'cum soaked rocket ride' at least twice.
Tokyo Drift by Toonol	Mar 31st, 2009 05:15:47 PM
I should have hated it, but I didn't. WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD.
Harry, what kind of back meds are you taking? by Leafar the Lost	Mar 31st, 2009 05:36:20 PM
Harry's nearly incoherent review of "Marley & Me" must have been written while he was under the influence of back meds. Harry, please tell me what kind you are taking so I can get some. I too once had a severe back injury, and it left me on the floor of my town house for several days. I did not get back surgery, due to a lack of health insurance, and that was because the evil Bush administration didn't give a fuck about the working man. Oh well, Obama is the man now. Anyway, what fixed my back problem was doing abdominal crunches every morning. It didn't do anything at first, but after about six months I noticed that when my back went out, my ad muscles were able to hold me up. Normally, when my back went out I would be unable to walk. I doesn't matter if you are still fat, because I am still fat. However, under my fatness are strong abs, and I have not had back problems in years. It just takes a few minutes every morning of basic ab crunches. I would try that Harry, and taking back meds also helps, especially the good ones that you are on.
FF 5 : FURIOUSLY OLD AND TIRED by BMacSmith	Mar 31st, 2009 05:42:05 PM

Paul Walker by Series7	Mar 31st, 2009 05:53:16 PM
Doesn't watch his films.
Joker Gordon Levitt by LightninBolt	Mar 31st, 2009 06:03:37 PM
There's a lot of dull and mean spirited idiocy in this talkback but 'Fast and the Furian' is genius
ZOMG by Mr. Lahey	Mar 31st, 2009 06:54:36 PM
Where's the TFATF:TD review where the plant reviewer said they came out of the theater after the movie and all the kids were drifting around the parking lot in their cars? Good times.
One of Harry's more painful to read reviews by Mysterious_Volvo	Mar 31st, 2009 07:26:07 PM
just so much bad english.
Harry's back would give out even if...... by DarfurOnTheRocks	Mar 31st, 2009 07:39:55 PM
...it was coated in Adamantium...
Fast, Furious And Loving It. by scriptgirl_nipples	Mar 31st, 2009 07:41:04 PM
These films are so shit.
Interested... by AwkwardAvenue	Mar 31st, 2009 08:25:44 PM
Only because the 1st is pretty good for this kind of nonesense. I dig it in someway and will see 4. Didnt read the review.
Vin Diesel & Dwayne Johnson in THE ODD COUPLE by thelordofhell	Mar 31st, 2009 08:31:43 PM
Now that would be a fucking hilarious movie.
anybody else hate Vin Diesel but like Dwayne Johnson? by BMacSmith	Mar 31st, 2009 09:17:39 PM
At least Johnson tries to branch out and seems to be pretty intelligent. Listening to Vin on the Pitch Black commentary i could swear he was either drunk or retarded.
Tokyo Drift was the best of them because... by OBESE_WAN_KENOBI	Mar 31st, 2009 09:56:02 PM
It didn't have Paul (Wait, you mean they're paying me for this?) Walker in it.
Not a fan by Charlie_Allnut	Mar 31st, 2009 10:07:47 PM
This franchise just feels so bland. It never really goes for the balls, the car stuff is average, the characters are kinda blah...this stuff should be pure exploitation fun, not generic action drivel. Might see this though. There's nothing else out right now.
TOKYO DRIFT is the WORST MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE by Vesuvio	Mar 31st, 2009 10:13:16 PM
of all time. Not "ludicrously fun*, but ridiculously STUPID. A fucking abomination of a movie.
By the way, #5 will be titled Fast & Furiously by Vesuvio	Mar 31st, 2009 10:24:23 PM
and it will feature 85 minutes of Paul Walker masturbating to a NOS cylinder.
Love TOKYO DRIFT by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Mar 31st, 2009 11:33:18 PM
TOKYO DRIFT is my favorite of the series, because it is indeed as Harry said THE MOST FUN. It tells a simple honor/revenge story in the classic tradition, has all kinds of mentor/student heroism going on, is about a guy learning about another culture and finding himself in that culture. It's got great races, fun characters and a great moral at the end. My biggest disappointment after the ending of TOKYO DRIFT with FAST AND FURIOUS is I guess there is absolutely -no- connection with the characters of DRIFT in this even though the end of TOKYO DRIFT links the movie to Vin's character!
No time for love, Toretto! by Ye Not Guilty	Apr 1st, 2009 12:06:45 AM
Sorry, just had to say that after reading Harry's review. Sounds like Toretto needs a Short Round to keep him from fucking anything that moves.
"...of which he was not a part of" by Rev. Slappy	Apr 1st, 2009 12:20:51 AM
Huh?
Oh come on by 420 Boylston St	Apr 1st, 2009 02:00:27 AM
These titles are getting more and more ridiculous. The number system doesn't work anymore.
Vesuvio by Series7	Apr 1st, 2009 02:07:12 AM
No there is no way it can be the worst motherfucking movie, because Marley and Me exists.
Hmm, Harry kinda loves it. Then you gotta be cautious. by Motoko Kusanagi	Apr 1st, 2009 04:57:11 AM
Ah, what the hell. I'm gonna watch it anyway. I love cars.
I'm not a big car fan... by yodaismyhomie	Apr 1st, 2009 11:47:05 AM
...but there was something about the first film that I loved. I don't know if it was just that I saw it with a bunch of really good friends or what, but parts 2 and 3 did NOTHING for me. The trailer for this looks decent enough and I'll definitely see it on DVD. I'm viewing this as the first true sequel in the series.
Han is in this? WHAA? by Arkillo	Apr 1st, 2009 02:26:55 PM
So, is this flick a prequel then? If I recall, Han got blowed up real good in Tokyo Drift. Also, for the people asking about the Andy Hallet talkback, it's over in Coaxial.
The worst film is the second? by Oomlot	Apr 1st, 2009 05:07:54 PM
It's the only one I like, since when is it a bad one?
Should have been called The Fast & the FOURious by Bass Ackwards	Apr 1st, 2009 08:36:18 PM
I apologize if this joke has already been made...several dozen times.
All of these movies... by Cujo_Fugate	Apr 2nd, 2009 11:38:18 PM
entertain only the lowest common denominator. If you spent money on these films in any way you should be forcefully sterilized.
Chronological order is: by MamboMan	Apr 3rd, 2009 02:12:34 PM
The Fast and the Furious 2 Fast 2 Furious Fast and Furious TFaTF: Tokyo Drift
Justin Lin a great director? by RobFromBackEast	Apr 3rd, 2009 04:29:34 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?
The next sequel should be called FURIOUSLY FAST by MrMysteryGuest	Apr 4th, 2009 02:06:54 PM

FAST & FURIOUS - like my sex! :P by MrMysteryGuest	Apr 4th, 2009 02:07:32 PM

Might've as well just called the movie "White Trash." by gruemanlives	Apr 4th, 2009 09:53:54 PM

Cujo_Fugate - what is it with you? by antonphd	Apr 5th, 2009 04:07:16 AM
why are you talking about forcefully sterilizing people? it's a movie. you need to chill.
HEY, FAT BASTARD, WHERE'S THE REVIEW? by kenichi tanaka	Apr 5th, 2009 06:05:09 AM
HEY, FAT BASTARD, WHERE IS THE REVIEW? ALL I SEE ARE A BUNCH OF WORDS THAT A TWO YEAR OLD PUT TOGETHER.
I sneaked in to this last night... by m_reporter	Apr 5th, 2009 10:01:44 AM
... after watching Adventureland, and I have to say that it's tragic how many people liked this movie in the audience. They cheered at points and shit. I, on the other hand, want my 2 hours back. The film is crap, the director has no clue what directing is. Hell, even the action sequences where poorly done. Worst thing about the film is the ending though, just idiotic.
"Though I am still hoping for a stand alone TORETTO movie" by Penetron	Apr 5th, 2009 10:19:04 AM
Stupidest thing ever said by a human being. And Harry can't even strip down to his undies without sweating buckets of sweat, much less a car. Fat fuck.
Vin Diesel can be an asshole again... by Leafar the Lost	Apr 5th, 2009 05:30:46 PM
Vin's lastest movie, "Fast & Furious", had a $72.5 million opening weekend. He has informed his manager and friends that he will go back to being an asshole again.
i have a dumb switch by maitlanr	Apr 5th, 2009 09:04:29 PM

m_reporter by antonphd	Apr 5th, 2009 09:05:27 PM
I watched both Fast and Furious and Adventureland. Both were good times. One was sweet and the other was sour. I liked both. It's not tragic that so many people liked this film any more than it's tragic that people like to eat candy. It's ok to enjoy simple pleasures.
i flip it on by maitlanr	Apr 5th, 2009 09:07:42 PM
to go to the movies, i have so much fucking fun, i just get stupid, like the movie, and i love it, because it's stupid, and it's cool to be stupid, and to watch stupid things, and to acknowledge that they're stupid but still appreciate them (not even ironically), because i have a dumb switch in my brain, which a lot of my smart friends don't have, as if smarts weren't like gears! as if smarts weren't like degrees!
it's like candy by maitlanr	Apr 5th, 2009 09:09:19 PM
candy is not a crime! candy is not a funeral! candy is in the mouth! kind of like an analogy! candy is not "don't let me be lonely" candy is sweet! movies are like candy! popcorn is not like candy!
intellectually, i should be apauled by maitlanr	Apr 5th, 2009 09:12:47 PM
at how unintellectually i am not pretending to not be!
I Have NO RESPECT For VIN DIESEL by Red Dawn Don	Apr 6th, 2009 08:25:14 AM
A few years ago, when he first appeared on the scene, he was on LENO thanking LENO for being the first to believe in him. Then lo and behold he appears on LETTERMAN giving the EXACT SAME SPEECH. How dumb does VD think we are? VD that name fits him very well indeed. VD, VD, VD, VD, VD, VD, VD, VD, VD, now everyone clap or is it has the clap?
Red Dawn Don, Vin thinks we are really, really dumb. by Leafar the Lost	Apr 6th, 2009 09:25:07 AM
People still pay money to see his movies. Vin Diesel's last few movies have been box office disasters, so he has gone back to the well for F & F. As I said before, now that he is a "movie star" again, he will go back to being the biggest asshole in Hollywood. Vin had to actually kiss ass again in order to get this movie made. Now, he can return to his former, movie star status and make unreasonable demands through his manager. BTW, I didn't see Fast & Furious, and I refuse to pay money to see this asshole in any movie. Maybe his next movie will be a sequel to The Pacifier.
Harry Reviews, I Snooze.... ZZZZZ.... by GoodTimeBobby	Apr 6th, 2009 10:14:50 PM
Why is it that all of Harry's reviews are reviews of his experiences watching the movie, or his shitty life as it relates to the subject matter of the film, and not an actual review of the film itself? Im seriously annoyed by this bullshit.
Utter shit by photoboy	Apr 7th, 2009 01:25:48 PM
I just saw this and it was utter crap, I don't know what movie the AICN writers saw, but the one I watched was a dis-jointed mess with too much CGI instead of real stunts.
The definitive guilty pleasure movies by spud mcspud	Apr 22nd, 2009 06:25:36 AM
Respect the Vin.

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