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Avengers Assemble!
by OBESE_WAN_KENOBI
Mar 25th, 2009
08:05:58 AM
It's better than First!
Invincible...
by kingben
Mar 25th, 2009
08:35:05 AM
is so awesome it makes my dick hard. Robert Kirkman is God.
New TREK = New Coke
by BurnHollywood
Mar 25th, 2009
08:40:25 AM
Um, sorry, uh, no...fuck JJ Abrams if he thinks I'm leaving the universe of TOS, TNG and DS9 behind.
"I have finally fallen under the spell of Brian Michael Bendis."
by MrSensitive
Mar 25th, 2009
08:51:48 AM
Isn't that considered blasphemy around these parts? Looks like one @$$hole will be losing their comic ghetto pass...or at the very least, won't be getting IMs from Ambush Bug in the foreseeable future.
Did anyone involved with COUNTDOWN pass science?
by BurnHollywood
Mar 25th, 2009
09:00:57 AM
The plot hinges on a supernova big enough to destroy the Romulan Empire.

The Empire is thousands of light years across...wouldn't they have millennia to evacuate? NO natural event can exceed the speed of light!

burn
by spidercoz
Mar 25th, 2009
09:07:24 AM
You sound like the TOS fundamentalists when TNG started. Now, as then, there's room in the universe for more. And as far as the empire being destroyed, they only have one homeworld, regardless of how far their influence spreads.
Romulus Star goes Nova
by KnarftheIndecent
Mar 25th, 2009
09:10:23 AM
...despite the fact that all the best minds of the planet say it won't but right before it does, Nero places his infant sun in a small spacecraft and launches him towards Earth.
Jack Flagg
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
09:22:15 AM
How did Jack Flagg get in Guardians? I don't read the book and last I saw him, the Thunderbolts had beat the crap out of him, so what happened?
Leaving the universe of TOS, TNG, DS9?
by raw_bean
Mar 25th, 2009
09:22:24 AM
Given that that ended up being the universe of Voyager, Enterprise and Nemesis I'm quite glad to.

Those series still exist you know. Abrams' Star Trek won't be deleting the DVDs out of existence any more than the crap series and films that followed them in the same continuity did.

Bendis (picking up from yesterday)
by Laserhead
Mar 25th, 2009
09:23:22 AM
This to continue yesterday's discussion. I don't think you can point to sales as a real indicator of quality. If that were the case, then according to sales, Rob Leifeld has produced some of the most beautiful comic art in the history of the medium. And someone mentioned all the twists and ideas Bendis has implemented, but I'm not sure what those were. Outing Matt Murdock? Killing the Wasp? Making the Scarlet Witch's mutant power be that she's basically God? Putting Norman Osborne in charge of American security? I actually don't mind any of those ideas, and I'd grant that, yes, he has these ideas. Typically, though, Bendis cannot effectively dramatize any of these ideas-- at least in my reading experience. I mean, twisty ideas are easy: Osborne is really Peter Parker's father. The person we've known as Tony Stark has for several years been a machine construct. Kill Spider-Man. Dr. Erskine is still alive, juiced on super-soldier serum in a secret lair where he's been secretly manipulating the Marvel Universe. It's not hard at all to come up with 'status-quo-changing' ideas. The thing is, ideas aren't worth a crap in storytelling if they can't be effective structured. Bendis' stories always start strong with an idea, then spend four or five issues treading water, characters discuss their feelings (always the same character, always the same feelings and articulation), then they wrap up quickly with an event that is usually underwhelming in its relation to the rest of the story. Ultimate Spider-Man has been repeating this formula for years.

I think Bendis' popularity has had more to do with the novelty of his style than his skill as a storyteller. Like a writerly Leifeld, he presents things in a new way, a way that might catch the attention of blockhead teenagers, but which is actually short on fundamental skills-- a story structure that creates the surface effects of tension, suspense, excitement, momentum, etc., coupled with characterization that layers deeper effects like emotional involvement.

The best thing I can say about Bendis is that good writers are often able to do great things with his ideas, but he doesn't offer much else. I think, in 10 years or so, people will look back on him as a fad, like a Leifeld or McFarlane-- who were at the forefront of the time when artists became the stars of the show, even though neither qualifies as a good artist, really. It's fan art. Bendis is at the forefront of the time when writers are the stars of the show, and it's fan writing. As an example of all the things Bendis can't do, you can look at Ed Brubaker, at the way he structures stories and delivers characterization.

I don't think you can even compare Morrison and Bendis. Morrison has been writing great, groundbreaking comics since the early-80s. He still writes the best dialogue in comics, without any self-consciousness, and he's often more successful than anybody at welding the 'big idea' to effective drama. Does it always work? No. But the guy's lifetime batting average has got to be one of the all-time greats.

Burnhollywood
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
09:27:47 AM
Don't worry, they'll just adjust their main sensor array to emit a sustained tachyeon burst and everything will just fall into place after that...
"the lackluster finale of BSG"? What the fuck?
by Geekgasm
Mar 25th, 2009
09:30:22 AM
Best series finale ever, you filthy savage
Laserhead
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
09:31:39 AM
Sales isn't an indicator of anyone's PERSONAL sense of quality... it IS an indicator of being successful at your job AND as an indicator for future financial decisions... which is the main drive when it comes to comics (money)
Jack Flag
by steverodgers
Mar 25th, 2009
09:33:05 AM
He was in that Reed Richards negative zone prison thing, Star-Lord gets sent to the negative zone, the prison is under attack by Blasstar (sp?), and Jack Flag rolls around and kicks ass. Time to jump in with Guardians, they have a talking raccoon and a talking dog. It's all comic book all the time.
Voyager, Enterprise and Nemesis
by BurnHollywood
Mar 25th, 2009
09:35:30 AM
All had major problems because they bucked the established continuity...NEMESIS the worst, and thus, it had the least support.

Not a good idea to fuck with the big picture, but I'm repeating myself.

I Shall Avenge You...Boychik!!
by Duck of Death
Mar 25th, 2009
09:35:53 AM
I'll never not find it funny when people misspell Khan as Kahn. THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE, YOU SCHMENDRICK!!!
Yeah, of course it is
by Laserhead
Mar 25th, 2009
09:36:01 AM
I'm just talking value.

Nothing else to discuss this week.

Glad Jack Flag's doing alright
by Laserhead
Mar 25th, 2009
09:37:11 AM
Really, really, really felt bad for the dude after the opening arc of Ellis' Thunderbolts. I always hoped some writer would remember poor 'ol Jack Flag in the Negative Zone.
Is Jack Flagg in a wheelchair?
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
09:41:33 AM
I hope he brought his missile launching boom box.... It just sounds like it would fit in really nicely.
Yeah, but that Thunderbolts arc...
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
09:43:56 AM
made Jack Flagg worth remembering, proving once again, that maintaining a superheroes status quo over the course of decades only increases how lame they are and only by "breaking" them every few years can you keep them vital.
Also, Laser
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
09:46:05 AM
was your value response to the bendis thing, I couldn't tell.

But you are right, there is practically nothing to talk about this week, although its funny that despite how little value his detractors claim he has when it comes to the industry, we always seem to be able to easily discuss whatever it is Bendis is doing in comics... hmmm... funny...
Jack Flag
by steverodgers
Mar 25th, 2009
09:50:31 AM
In a wheelchair. Can't remember if he had his missile launching boom box... that thing is pretty awesome.
Oh...
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
09:54:06 AM
I see what you're saying... value story-wise... well... I can't argue with you there. Personally, I think Bendis is usually a good story-teller with a ditinctive style and if some of his stories don't pan out to their perceived full potential, well, shit happens sometimes. Value, as far as the worth of a particular run is first, last and always in the eye of the beholder.
I think I could always discuss what Leifeld was doing too
by Laserhead
Mar 25th, 2009
09:54:26 AM
And I forgot about that missile-launching boom-box. Maybe I don't feel sorry for Jack Flag after all.
Missile launching boom box
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
09:57:47 AM
Now some people might ask: Where does he keep all the extra missiles in an outfit with no pockets? Or even, why not just have a rocket launcher? But to me, the real question is: What kind of mix tape does he have in that thing? I'm betting 80s hair metal, although the idea of a greatest hits mix of the Bell Biv Devo and Tony Toni Tone and early Salt n Pepa could also be a possibility...
Leifeld
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
10:01:08 AM
is desperatly trying to make Youngblood relevant again by including Obama. One thing I will say about Ol' Rob: That guy was a 'Blood team making machine. He put out like 80 titles in the first two years, all kind of the same, but slight variations of the x-men and their villians.
Jacks mix
by steverodgers
Mar 25th, 2009
10:05:21 AM
I think that before Jack goes out on "patrol" he spends a few hours making the perfect mix. He also always has at least one song that he can really get down too- that way if a fight is getting long between him and say Batroc, they can always decide to stop punching and just dance it out.
Invincible #60 *sounds* implausible
by Animation
Mar 25th, 2009
10:05:57 AM
I havent bought #60 yet, but the idea of Pitt or any of these other guys taking out any version of Invincible seems a bit of a stretch. The evil alternate ones are probably more focused on developing their power level than "our" Invincible is. So, I find it hard that all the world's heroes could stand up to more than 5 or 6 Invincibles, if that. How many evil alternates are there anyway? I guess I need to go pick it up.
"decimate their galaxy..." ????
by V'Shael
Mar 25th, 2009
10:08:30 AM
Is it too much to ask, that people get the fucking words right?

That's like saying, I was about to throw a molotov cocktail, which would incinerate the planet.

Only worse.

So it should read "The Romulan Empire’s sun is about to go nova and decimate their solar system"

To which I would say, so fucking what? If Washington DC disappeared it wouldn't mean the end of the USA.

Jack's mix
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
10:08:37 AM
I bet he holds the boom box up to the stereo and makes his Mixes that way, occasionally getting upset with the wife for making too much noise in the back ground.

"Damn it! You know I'm making my fight mix! Come on! ...Now I have to call the station and request Eye of the Tiger again..."
Animation
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
10:10:12 AM
There's seven Invincible variants.... so yeah... its completely implausible.
I Like Bendis
by optimous_douche
Mar 25th, 2009
10:22:14 AM
It might get me kicked out of the @$$hole Treehouse, but I do.

Ult. Spider-Man, Alias and Powers (when it comes out) have been some of favorite titles over the years.

I view him as a Wheedon light. Do the characters sometimes get involved in a little too much snark, sure they do. But if it’s good snark I’ll let it pass.

Would I want every comic written in this style, hell no. But do I enjoy it for what it is? Absolutely.

Why do the gi joe books have to be so
by Rufferto
Mar 25th, 2009
10:50:22 AM
expensive? In fact everything from that company is. They can keep their fancy paper, or whatever excuse is being used, just cut at least a dollar off the price. Fuckers.
by the way that's the one joe book i didnt get
by Rufferto
Mar 25th, 2009
10:55:47 AM
I couldn't be spending a fortune first off, and second, the art is shit. I also noticed Hawk looked the way he does in the movie. That was enough reason for me to not bother.
X-F, D-A, and of course Bendis
by Homer Sexual
Mar 25th, 2009
11:05:50 AM
Bjornegar--that was an awesome post! Right On! Also Sandman and Sandman Mystery Theater, Vertigo in general rocked the 90's.

Dark Avengers: Really? You enjoyed a multi-page conversation between Osborne and Sentry? Really? Well, diff'rent strokes...

The latest X-Factor was pretty underwhelming, IMO. I find myself quite bored with this book, contrary to popular opinion. It is just full of itself and I have grown weary of Madrox.

The listed events of Bendis are mostly reasons I stopped liking him as much as I used to. While Scarlet Witch did need some freshening up, I really don't like what happened to her. The Wasp's death was equally underwhelming. And Daredevil...he made me drop that book. I was cool with the "outing" of Murdock, but then he seemed to backtrack and it all became very tiresome. I have found New Avengers to be consistently entertaining, though, despite my initial refusal to buy it due to the presence of Wolverine, Marvel's most over-exposed character.

I shall pick up Invincible due to this review when I hit the LCS later today.

Last week I basically just got a bunch of X-books (x-Factor, X-Men, Wolverine Origins, X-Force). I was disappointed by all four of them. Origins had the characters behaving idiotically in order to advance the plot, X-Men continued to make Colossus boring. X-Force was the best one, and it wasn't all that great. I am getting X-ed out, I think.

Right On Homer
by optimous_douche
Mar 25th, 2009
11:23:01 AM
I was struggling to get through that last Uncanny -- Shame really becasue the last issues since 500 have been pretty good.
you forgot about Brandon Jerwa's take on Chuckles, Ambush Bug
by SirWadie
Mar 25th, 2009
11:24:54 AM
from about five or six years ago I think...now that was a great take on a minor character
What I like about Optimous...
by EverythingEverywhereStinks
Mar 25th, 2009
11:28:01 AM
Aside from the fact that he's waaaaaaaaaaaaaay late with his JJ fanboy review of Star Trek: Countdown #3, I like the fact that he knows he's a douche. He knows it so well, he feels it so deeply in his soul, that he subconsciously created an internet moniker for himself that reflects his inner douchbaggery. Transform, Optimous Douche, and squirt out!
v'shael
by spidercoz
Mar 25th, 2009
11:34:06 AM
Destroying Romulus would be more analogous to destroying the contiguous 48 than just DC, leaving only Alaska, Hawaii, and the outlying territories. It's not just the capital, it's 90% of the people. I'd call that the end of an empire.
On Decimate
by optimous_douche
Mar 25th, 2009
11:35:20 AM
So, it's not the verb, it's the object. OK, that's fair

With the week I was having at work though, I'm just glad spell check didn't give me desecrate as an option.

“Have you been a bad little Romulus? You have, haven’t you? Take that you dirty filthy naught planet. Yeeeeeaahhhhh….

I was X-out immediately following AoA...
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
11:35:37 AM
After such a great crossover to just return to the unknown mutant of the month threatening the world formula was the final straw.

Although Old Man Logan is rocking the house.

Also, what happened to Ellis's X-men?

Also, also, anyone read Fantastic Four Dark Reign? I have a lot of hope for something cool. I really enjoyed its initial tone.
On Douchery
by optimous_douche
Mar 25th, 2009
11:36:54 AM
I'm surprised this is coming to light now.

My zenith of Douchosity comes out when I really hate a book.

Comic fans help!!!
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Mar 25th, 2009
11:42:12 AM

Sign this petition to make a "Sandman" motion comic!!

http://tinyurl.com/crp6vh
decimate
by spidercoz
Mar 25th, 2009
12:03:58 PM
means to reduce TO a tenth, not BY a tenth
It is too much to ask
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
12:05:22 PM
on a website without an edit function for the talkbacks... There's also something to be said for colloquialisms and split hairs as well, but then... I guess we're argueing comics where anal retentiveness isn't just excused, its encouraged.
Whatever Happened To The Venom Bomb?
by LaserPants
Mar 25th, 2009
12:22:44 PM
Remember that HORRENDOUSLY written story with a TOTALLY AWESOME premise about a Venom bomb hitting New York and turning everyone into symbiotes in a manner not unlike that which occurred in the video game Spider-Man: Web Of Shadows? Whatever happened to that? Oh, I know, Bendis crippled it by telling the story as if it had already happened, thereby ripping everyone right out of the story, killing the tension, and giving us no reason to care one way or another. So, right before the Skrull invasion, a totally awesome symbiote apocalypse occurred, only there is no reason to care because it was told as if it had already happened and was already resolved. Zzz. Too bad too, because it could have been, SHOULD have been really fuckin' cool.

Bendis does come up with really cool ideas (although I think Activision came up with the idea for the game first, and he ripped it off), but he has slim to no idea how to execute them. Also, his dialogue is TERRIBLE, and he has no sense of character voice -- every single character speaks exactly the same. Its like listening to a guy talking to himself.

In short, I think Bendis is reasonably imaginative, but his hackery gets in the way of his ideas being interesting.

Finally, sales do not equal quality. If that were the case, then that would mean that Titanic is the greatest movie ever made and Blade Runner was one of the worst.
No one is claiming
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
12:42:52 PM
sale equates quality. It DOES equate success though and thats all that matters as far as employment goes, especially in a dying market. You not liking his work doesn't matter since A. You obviously buy it, or at the very least, pay attention to it and then chat it up on the internet and B. Everyone else buys it regardless of your opinion.

Like I said man, as far as comics are concerned: Bendis is the shit, take a whiff.
Just read all of Invincible last week
by Laserhead
Mar 25th, 2009
12:43:51 PM
What a great way to discover that series, with the collections already out there. I completely cracked-out on it. A GREAT reading experience.

All I knew of Kirkman was his stuff for Marvel and Walking Dead, and never cared for any of it. But between this and Astounding Wolf-Man, I think the guy's probably some type of prodigy.

I've Found With Invincible
by optimous_douche
Mar 25th, 2009
12:51:29 PM
Some folks find the first trade slow, but become hooked afterwards.

Personally I liked it from page 1, but that's just me.

Its True, I USED TO Buy His Books
by LaserPants
Mar 25th, 2009
12:51:29 PM
"Used to" being the operative phrase.

I've only returned to reading mainstream comics about 3 or 4 years ago (around when Civil War started) after having boycotted them since around early 90s when they started to SUCK. Since then I've read a bunch of Bendis books. At first I enjoyed them, but then, as I continued to read, the Diminishing Returns monster began to rear its head, and I've been dropping them. I dropped New Avengers after Secret Invasion and am about to drop Dark Avengers making me, thankfully, Bendis free. Like I said, he can come up with good premises, but has no ability to execute them. The premises kept me interested at first, now, not so much.

But you are right that in this dying capitalist society that money = success. It does not necessarily equal quality, however.
On Motion Comics
by optimous_douche
Mar 25th, 2009
12:52:21 PM
How is this not a fucking cartoon??????

I watch, but I just don't get it.

Money will always be a kind of yard-stick
by Laserhead
Mar 25th, 2009
12:53:48 PM
But there are many ways to define success, and the only true test is time. How good does your stuff look in 10 or 15 years? This is why we say William Faulkner is a better writer than, say, Harold Robbins. Trends come and go and earn money doing so. Quality lasts generation after generation, and on a long enough timeline, it wins the money battle too.
Invincible # 60 does, indeed, kick-ass!
by Zardoz
Mar 25th, 2009
01:23:44 PM
No lie, it is the best book I picked up in a while. Anyone not reading it is missing out on some of the best storytelling around. Check it out!
yes, but your assessment of quality is purely speculative
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
01:41:43 PM
Period

You can't make the arguement that time will find Bendis lacking in talent because ultimately his shitty quality will outweigh his monetary return, because there are (obviously judging by the sales) just as many, if not more, people out there who do NOT think Bendis is shitty.

So with that particular opinion up for grabs, the only true measuring stick is bankability, return of investment, and by that measure Bendis is where it is at. Thats why he is navigating the current MArvel status quo, thats why he's creating, shepparding and writing so many projects and ultimately, that is why his legacy is assured.

This is the Bendis era, no one else (except maybe Morrison at DC) figures as large in current comics, so whether you like him or not is irrelevant to anything except your personal collection and bank account.

Personally, I'm up and down, depending on how "Bugs Bunny/Oh no he didn't" he gets in any particular issue. Plus, Alias and Powers and Ultimate Spidey are amazing.
I hate motion comics
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
01:45:31 PM
I hated them thirty years ago when it was just the shitty way they made cartoons and I hate them now that they're back and repackaged as something good. Fucking terrible. Why don't Marvel and DC just invest in an animation studio that turns out stuff made for their main demographic, instead of kiddifying everything? Why not get in on the anime market, the adult swim market? Instead of shoving shitty motion comics at us. I'd like to find the asshole who first thought of this and kick that retard in the balls.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
01:47:06 PM
Oh, Sector... you cad...
The point is Sector
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
01:57:29 PM
that, if at the time, you would have stood up and said: New Kids suck, you would have been horribly out numbered by their rabid fans and since it all subjective, both personal opinions would have been mute and that fact would have remained that they were extremely successful at the time, with quality being ultimately irrelevant...

especiall y considering that their stupid reunion tour sold out all over last summer.

Bankability, baby.
Plus
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
01:59:53 PM
If people don't care about Alias, thats because they're idiots.
"will not age well with the readers as they mature"
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:05:34 PM
uh... I don't want to disillusion you, but I'm pretty sure everyone here is well past "matured", as are most comic fans these days.
Decimate also means to kill in large numbers
by hst666
Mar 25th, 2009
02:11:02 PM
It certainly does mean to kill one in every ten or to destroy a tenth, but it also means to destroy, period. It's in the dictionary. You don't see me getting into fights because people write kidnaped as "kidnapped."
Something That Holds Up...
by Homer Sexual
Mar 25th, 2009
02:13:30 PM
Soo, after the Final Crisis ended, I decided to re-read something I recalled as being quite good: Seven Soldiers 0, 1 and the tie-ins. So far I have re-read Morrison's Mister Miracle, Bulleteer, Klarion and Zatanna. All four of them are just outstanding. Even better than I remembered.

I do wonder how Bendis will hold up. My feeling is Morrison holds up better, but that is because I like Seven Soldiers and Animal Man considerably more than Powers, going back and re-reading these works.

I can't imagine Bendis will ever become a Rob Liefeld (or Fred Durst in music) type of Pariah that no one will ever admit having liked, but I don't think his stuff will be sought out either. I think he'll be, say, a Claremont.

E-MAN??? Oh, SNAP!!!!
by superhero
Mar 25th, 2009
02:13:33 PM
I gotta get me some o' that good stuff!!!!Joe Staton I love you!!!!!
I'm not judging "artistic" success by money
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:18:09 PM
I'm just judging success, there's a difference.
Claremont-ing
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:21:31 PM
I'm beginning to suspect that this is the fate of all of them. Somehow, they all start to lose touch, they all cease to explore and push boundaries. Maybe its the subject matter, maybe its just a natural by-product of the creators aging, but it seems to be spreading with every year.
Joenathan
by Continentalop
Mar 25th, 2009
02:25:40 PM
I love debating you man, but every week your argument against anyone who criticizes one of your favs is the same: that you can’t judge that person because anyone’s criticism is based on their personal feelings towards someone or based on a subjective view point; and that sales is the ultimate indicator of skill and talent.

You have created an impregnable shield against any criticism or difference in opinion. If I don’t like Bendis or Millar because of their storylines, plotting, dialogue, etc., but that makes my opinion invalid because that is based on personal opinions (as if there is some sort of mathematical formula to determine what is good or bad, and not subjective view point); and if sales is the sole indicator of success, than does McDonald’s have the most delicious food in the world, or just the best marketed and have the best business model? And for the amount of time people talk about him, hell, Uwe Boll most be Martin Scorsese considering the amount of discussion going on about him on this site.

But I have to admire your strategy: no one can criticize your favorites because it is only because of personal reasons they don't like your favs, and sales proves that you are right (even if they too are a nebulous thing).

Someone Please Explain FINAL CRISIS fans
by optimous_douche
Mar 25th, 2009
02:32:57 PM
How FINAL CRISIS was "brilliant" as claimed in an earlier Talkback!

We can debate endlessly who will stand the test of time, but we won't know for awhile will we?

However, here and now I want to know why some consider FINAL CRISIS brilliant.

I really wnat to know. All I hear from the fans to the detractors is "you're too stupid to understand." Then please enlighten the masses.

Continentalop
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:39:16 PM
Normally, I would sit back and twiddle my moustache while cackling with glee, BUT this week, the debate isn't about whether or not Bendis is good (at least, not for me) its about whether or not he deserves his job (at least, this is how it started yesterday). All I'm saying is that the guy moves books and in a dying industry that is the only thing that matters when it comes to employement. Also, Bendis Uber Alles!
sector
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:39:42 PM
true, but see respons above.
I'm with Optimus
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:41:58 PM
I even enjoyed Final Crisis and I'm a big Morrison backer, but when compared to his other works... FC is toward the bottom, below Sea Guy and Sebastian O.
Aslo Continentalop
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:43:33 PM
I never said sales was an indicator of talent. I would never say that. I said: "Sales is an indicator of success." There's a difference.
I hear Brian Michael Bendis is a fake!
by Squashua
Mar 25th, 2009
02:43:46 PM
They tell me he's not bald, but actually shaves his head.
nice reverse baiting
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:46:26 PM
well played, my friend... well played...
WHOA!
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:47:43 PM
Sea Guy was funny,.I'll give you that, but Sebastian O was not great, come on now.
I am not exactly an FC Fan.
by Homer Sexual
Mar 25th, 2009
02:48:49 PM
I thought FC was interesting, but not "brilliant" by any means. I am not even sure how much I liked it, but it kept my interest because there were so many characters and so much going on. I tend to like that sort of thing, but I can see how others would not.

It was very ambitious, trying to re-invent the whole New Gods. I don't think it was a success (I prefer the old New Gods to the new New Gods) but it was an interesting attempt.

And I don't see how anyone can deny that FC was kind of a mess. But I've read it twice, unlike Secret Invasion, which I initially loved but then grew bored with.

One big defense of Bendis is that two of his favorites are also my two favorite MU characters: Spider-Woman and Luke Cage. I actually quite like his dialogue, but there is nothing I can point to and say "this is awesome" that he has written. Whereas, even with Claremont, I can point out the Dark Phoenix Saga and say "this rocks! Even today!"

I'm not changing anything
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:50:20 PM
My arguement has always been: whether you like him or not is irrelevant, his sales make him successful and that is why he deserves his job. Thats how the debate started... and finished.
Homer
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:52:05 PM
Alias, Powers, Ultimate spider-man
I agree with Sector_11374265
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:56:49 PM
except where we disagree.
Sea Guy?
by Homer Sexual
Mar 25th, 2009
02:57:36 PM
Sea Guy reeked! Ugh! I had forgotten who wrote Sebastian O, but I can still remember that mini, so it had something going for it.

I also did not like the Invisibles, so I think when GM gets too "out there," he loses me.

Sector, I wouldn't say it is "undecipherable" but I would say all the parts don't really come together. The easiest example is the very last page of the whole series. I consider myself bright and am definitely well educated. But I don't know WHY Batman was there in the cave. This doesn't bother me that much, though. I don't feel like I have to fully understand every single thing that happens as long as I get the gist of it.

Gasp! Homer!
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
02:59:49 PM
You DIDN'T like Invisibles? How... Thats fucked up, dude. Thats something you should re-read. Soon.
Joe
by Homer Sexual
Mar 25th, 2009
03:02:24 PM
Well, Powers holds up as a decent read, but not something I would ever use to try and show someone how awesome comics can be (I do this sort of thing often).

Spider-Man is a character I simply can't get into. But I did love GM's Superman, and Supes was another character I never thought I'd find interesting.

I will give Alias a try.

Sector
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
03:03:20 PM
you joined the debate late, baby. The debate started with Laserpants (I think, maybe it was Laserhead, I get you two mixed up, all you Lasers look alike...) wondering aloud why Joe Q and Bendis have jobs and I said its because they're successful at what they do and it all went down hill from there until now when you wandered in blind as shit and not even knowing it, all flailing around and declaring and not understanding what was going on, so there hopefully now you know, because knowin is half the battle.

Sidebar: I don't believe Chuckles could ever be cool, I will have to check that issue out.
Homer
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
03:06:40 PM
I feel the same way about Spider-man as you do, so I was shocked to discover how much I actually enjoyed the Ultimate title over the years because I never really felt that way about the regular continuity title.
Not too mention
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
03:12:27 PM
That it could have all been in Batman's mind
See?
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
03:19:48 PM
Thats totally NOT what we were debating... You should really go back abd read the previous posts...
Once again...
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
03:28:56 PM
you didn't read the post... I never said it was the ONLY factor, in fact, I agreed with you when you pointed out that it wasn't the only one. What I originally said was: Sales is not an indicator of quality, but it is an indicator of success. "AN" as in: One of. Kind of like Mephisto is A Devil, not THE Devil

Aren't I a stinker?
I agree with Sector_11374265...
by MrSensitive
Mar 25th, 2009
03:29:45 PM
Sales aren't indicators of success, the truly talented writer is the person no one's ever heard of, and aren't talking about. Or something...
So... they don't?
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
03:34:16 PM
What does that prove? Where do I say that its the only factor? And regardless, doesn't making a lot of money at your job make you successful?
ah...
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
03:35:16 PM
hmmm... incomplete quote...interesting... very telling....
ah...
by blackthought
Mar 25th, 2009
03:35:34 PM
comics...
sector
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
03:53:32 PM
I think you have blinded yourself with rage. Perhaps if you took a break, maybe went for a walk for a bit and cooled down and then came back, you'd be better able to understand. I don't know, in the end, I'm not responsible for you having misconstrued my plainly worded posts. I mean, if me directly telling you that I believe Sales to be an indicator of success but not the only one, fails to connect... its beyond me.
hmmm...
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
03:58:48 PM
Oh, I see... split hairs so that you can identify yourself as a rebel on a comic book message board. Well, I am impressed, senor anti-society with your bohemian ways...
I now agree with Joenathan...
by MrSensitive
Mar 25th, 2009
04:04:19 PM
Sector_11374265 is too blinded by rage to know when people agree with him...or when hhe's been mocked.
I agree with MrSensitive
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
04:07:40 PM
He always strangely attuned to such things...
Sector
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
04:12:16 PM
I didn't read your post, as I got bored partway in, but I assume its more of the same. From here on out, please randomly revisit one of my above responses, except when you re-read them please do so aloud in a bored voice, sighing occasionally and rolling your eyes for the correct effect. Thank you.
That Dark Avengers review....
by AnakinsDiapers
Mar 25th, 2009
04:28:35 PM
was Steverodgers being facetious? I couldn't tell. I used to really like Bendis. Now i can't stand him, because his flaws seem to just dominate his narative. See his take on magic. It's really awfull. Yet he's in charge of Dr. Strange and this upcoming new sorcerer supreme storyline. But i can stand it in small doses, which is why, since bendis seems to be in charge of the main marvel U, i only collect satelite titles like Thor, and the cosmic stuff.
I missed the whole talkbalk, but have we already pointed out tha
by rock-me Amodeo
Mar 25th, 2009
04:29:50 PM
Sector_11374265 is the troll formerly known as Jeff Albertson and many other names? It only took me reading two of his silly and predictable ad hominems to figure it out.
AnakinsDiapers
by steverodgers
Mar 25th, 2009
04:34:36 PM
Nope. I really liked it. It's the first Bendis I have read in awhile, so maybe his style will start to grate after a few more issues, but right now with the way he is writing Osborn I am just loving it.
OK I’m Stealing Back for FC
by optimous_douche
Mar 25th, 2009
04:44:45 PM
Sorry guys, but the whole do sales=success debate is beneath all of you. You are all smart and well read. We all know monetary success does not an artist make (sorry needed a Yoda moment).

Is a blockbuster film a better story than indie films? No, but they appeal to the bubblegum part of our brain versus the caviar connoisseur portion. Sometimes entertainment should make you think and sometimes it’s a lot of fun to just go into coma mode.

OK back to FC.

Sector, I appreciate that you consider the piece art. Now let me throw a fancy college term back at you – Freytag’s Pyramid, the formation of a story.

Call me a purist, but I need it. I want the exposition (which I think was actually a strong point of the series), but then it was all just rising action to the abrupt, confusing and lackluster denouement.

The New Gods and the Monitors are not the centers of the DC universe. There are three people that are and they were sidelined.

Again, I totally appreciate where you are coming and as I’ve always said I never hated the series. But to call it CRISIS was a sham and a “head-fake” by DC to suck nostalgia dollars from our wallets. It was not a CRISIS, it was a series of interesting moments strung very loosely together.

Look at other posts in this TalkBack -- we are speculating as to the meaning and reality of the events even still. I’ll save my art for the canvas, please just keep giving me stories in my comics.

Sector_11374265: Actually no. I meant what I said.
by V'Shael
Mar 25th, 2009
04:53:31 PM
Even if you go by "decimate" as a literal usage, a GALAXY is just so much bigger than a nova, or supernova could impact. The molotov cocktail analogy stands.
"We all know monetary success does not an artist make"
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
04:56:26 PM
true, but it will make the guy rich
Optimous Douche
by Continentalop
Mar 25th, 2009
04:58:54 PM
Two things:

1) You ever seen the website hot chicks with douchebags? Just curious.

2) If you are looking at FC as a dramatic work, it qualifies as a tragedy: it ended in catastrophe for the readers.

I think FC was a catastrophe because...
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
05:00:14 PM
not only a lack of editorial support across the board, but a general lack of editorial control when it came to Morrison.

Discuss.
Most recent Captain America storyline
by GiggityGoo
Mar 25th, 2009
05:00:19 PM
Just finished reading the latest Cap storyline. Was it me, or was the artwork this time around so muddled that it was difficult to tell a couple of issues back exactly what the "big reveal" in Chin's lab was? I dunno, something about the art the last several issues just threw me off. Still love Brubaker, though.
"..but it will make the guy rich."
by Continentalop
Mar 25th, 2009
05:01:24 PM
So will selling smack and coke and being a hedge fund manager. Doesn't make it good.
yeah, that was butch guice (?)
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
05:02:32 PM
He was kind of muddy last issue...
It does if you want to send your kid to college
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
05:03:23 PM
Reality... fantasy... reality... fantasy...
That is why I don't have or want kids
by Continentalop
Mar 25th, 2009
05:12:17 PM
I prefer living in my fantasy land of morals and personal codes. Same reason I don't work in porn - I believe in an idea called art. Just making something to get a buck doesn't appeal to me.

Of course, I freely admit, that I believe even art should have some appeal to the masses (why make something if the only one who is going to enjoy it is you). But I prefer to make something I personally look at as good, instead of trying to turn out crap. If I wanted to do that, I would have gotten a job working on Tool Academy or Rock of Love or some crappy reality show. They pay good but the money doesn't offset the crappiness of the product.

And even if some people do like watching it (which ratings have proven people do) doesn't mean I have to be a party to it. I prefer to take my money and my brain cells somewhere else.

Invincible 60
by lex romero
Mar 25th, 2009
05:36:28 PM
I have mixed feelings about this. On the positive, it was a great little experiment and a big fuck you to DC and Marvel. The plot has definatly changed the Invincible world and it was great fun seeing it all fit into one issue. To whoever asked how the heroes could defeat so many invincibles, not to reveal too much, but basically it works, without seeming unconvincing. And doesn't necessarily end in "defeating" them as you're thinking.

On the negative, the IMAGE universe isn't really one in the same way marvel and DC is. Many of the characters just do not work in the same universe (witchblade/the darkness work together, but in the same universe as invincible? Just no) which left many of the cameos rather jarring.

Also the comic just ended up feeling far too compressed. I know he wanted to show you could do this epic story in one issue, but it ended up feeling like a summary of a longer event. Now it could be argued that's all you need with these big events because they're only there to set up the new status quo hence you might as well just read a summary, there just spread out to make money blah blah blah.

But I feel like his "screw you guys I can do all that in one issue!" reaction is too much, and is detrimental to the story. I know giving it two or three issues would have been against what he wanted to do, but I think it would have worked far better. And still had the impact he wanted imo. 2 or 3 issues is just as impressive compared to the DC/Marvel ridiculously long events and million spin offs.

Nonetheless I comend Kirkman for being willing to fuck up the status quo of his comic series and let it stick, rather than marvel/DCs resets after a year of the "change".
Sector FC
by optimous_douche
Mar 25th, 2009
05:40:16 PM
< p > But without the spaces. Don't ask me on bold and I still haven't cracked the Harry Code yet.

Sorry for the confusion before, I actually thought the exposition was well thought out. The Green Lantern archeological dig, the entrapment of Turpin, I was there. Right up until when Barry Allen returns. Sorry, I just wanted more epic.

I'll fully admit, I was never a New Gods fan, so that's probably where a part of my apathy comes from. If I never saw Orion again it would be too soon.

Yes, the Monitor was part of the last Crises, but again he WAS the Last Crises. Here we had two Hallmark moments to book-end the piece.

Consequences, I guess. The universe was not drastically shooken up until almost book six.

And I will admit I hold editorial responsible for not getting the reset-quake that's happening right now through all of the other titles. Yes, I'm going to sound like an old bastard, but with the first Crises, the resets in the other titles happened along with each Crises release. They did it this time but three months afterward.

I know that's my context, as for Grant Morrison, I don't know -- I'm not him.

you guys like EVERYTHING...
by errolmorris
Mar 25th, 2009
05:40:48 PM
seriously, you giver EVERY comic a good review every week. i don't even need to read the review, just skip to the last line - POSITIVE, POSITIVE, POSITIVE, POSITIVE... grow some testes or read some bad comics. i recommend tarot: curse of the black rose (or whatever the frick it's called).
Joenathan: It was Ross in Cap #45
by GiggityGoo
Mar 25th, 2009
06:20:49 PM
(Just went and looked it up...)

On the next-to-last page... In the flashback the Winter Soldier busted into Chin's big warehouse, and there were what I can only assume were tanks filled with blue goo and human bodies. I blew past that panel, and it wasn't until reading the book for the third time that it hit me that we were supposed to be shocked by a "big reveal" in that panel. And then I spent the last couple of books playing mental catch-up when I realized Chin was experimenting on people. But the story/dialog left the art to explain that, and it didn't do it clearly. At least, not for me.

Man am I late to the party
by gooseud
Mar 25th, 2009
06:57:34 PM
1. The problem with Bendis is this: he simply has too much power. If he was just another writer writing just another book, no one would care. Like Whedon writing Astonishing, fans could enjoy him and detractors could just move along. The problem arises with Bendis not in his lack of talent, but his domination of Marvel overall. His style doesnt lend itself to universe-wide exposure. Thats not his fault, but it is what it is. 2. Sales indicate nothing. Creed sold 10 million albums, nuff said. 90% of America is stupid and uninformed, being able to convince them to waste money on something means zip in regards to quality. 3. Nothing better then that disco-lookin kid's death in Khan, the most unintentionally gay death in movies: "Yours........is.....SUPERIOR! !"
Bjorn's post
by gooseud
Mar 25th, 2009
06:59:33 PM
"PREACHER, STARMAN, HITMAN, KINGDOM COME".......I think I just achieved full mast.
One more thing on Bendis.....
by gooseud
Mar 25th, 2009
07:03:26 PM
my hypocrisy does know its bounds, I consistently read nothing the man writes, never have, doubt I ever will. So for the record, I;m not a hater sitting back throwing bombs while reading everything he prints. Me and Joe already had this conversation, but to address a comment made above, Brubaker clearly is lights years better then Bendis by any measure you choose to use. Theres more awesomeness in 2 issues of Incognito then all of Secret Invasion combined.
Another similarity between Nero and a past Star Trek item is...
by qweruiop
Mar 25th, 2009
07:10:12 PM
...Dr. Soran from Star Trek Generations. Both were humble men who probably just wanted to live life without doing anything evil, but it takes the death of their families to change them into sympathetic villains.
LAserhead
by gooseud
Mar 25th, 2009
07:13:59 PM
You dont like Walking Dead? Really? Thats a bold statement,bro....I could see beng frustrated at times with it, but straight up not liking it?
Final Crisis
by gooseud
Mar 25th, 2009
07:17:26 PM
was awesome for one page: when Bats pulls out the gun and blows Darkseid away. I said it when that issue came out, and Ill say it again, that scene was legend. As evidenced by the fact that its generally the first thing that comes up when FC arrives in the conversation. However, here's something to really blow your mind: now that its all said and done, I think the truth can be told: Identity Crisis was better then FC. Brad Meltzer out-wrote Grant Morrison. Everyone's head just collectively exploded/.
Yeah, people talk about Bats shooting Darksied
by Continentalop
Mar 25th, 2009
07:47:53 PM
But will me be talking about it ten years from now. Will it be like Green Goblin throwing Gwen Stacy off the bridge or when the Joker crippled Barbara Gordon; or will it be more like Wonder Woman killing Max Lord or Superman dying at the hands of Doomsday? A big event when it happened but later forgotten and only rarely brought up.

The problem with the shooting of Darksied is it had to happen during a forgettable storyline. Final Crisis will be like Marvel's Secret Wars II - an apparently mega-event that left people disappointed and will probably be soon pretty much ignored and forgotten save for an occasional mention.

'But will WE be talking about it..."
by Continentalop
Mar 25th, 2009
07:49:14 PM
Damn typos. Just wanted to clarify what I wrote.
(shrugs)
by gooseud
Mar 25th, 2009
07:50:13 PM
Identity Crisis was a better series. In that particular case, in fact Meltzer put out a better story. Sorry man, but its true, it surprises me as much as anyone. And as far as me being a troll, ask everyone else, they can offer their opinions on that (shrugs)
Fantastic Four Christmas story in.....
by BangoSkank
Mar 25th, 2009
07:56:50 PM
late March and early April, has this been mentioned? I haven't been around, but to read the reviews the past few weeks, so I'm curious.

I've defended Millar's FF, but it's not even fucking winter any longer.

Just wanted to bitch about that.

I think FC was a catastrophe...
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
10:38:17 PM
Because while, yes, I did enjoy it, it would seem to me that the majority of the comic reading public did not. In fact, it seems like most of them out right hated it. This was not DC's intention, after all the money, the advertising, the build up, the big sell, to have what looks like most of the comic reading community hate your product seems like an Epic Fail.
Goose
by Joenathan
Mar 25th, 2009
10:43:26 PM
Large sales means large appeal, it means you're catching the most demographics. True, it has nothing to do with art, but in the case of Titanic say, the studios could give two shits about art while rolling in their billions and billions of dollars. Its not a good thing, its not a bad thing, its reality.

Like McDonalds, its shit, right? But sells worldwide and because it sells like crazy worldwide, McDonalds isn't going to change what they do, because it works. They're just going to do more of the same. Thats how Marvel is. You may think Joe Q and Bendis are shit, but as long as that opinion doesn't affect their sales, Marvel is going to keep things just how they are, because they are successful. Artists? Hmmm... maybe not, but thats not really important to Corporations
I can honestly say that Identity Crisis was a better written ser
by Ambush Bug
Mar 26th, 2009
12:22:37 AM
Mainly because at least Meltzer would thread numerous panels together cohesively. Not once during IC was a scratching my head and saying, what the fuck or who the hell is that or why is this happening?
While reading FC I did that numerous times.
Now, if you want to go the low road and claim that I'm ignorant because I wasn't able to follow Morrison's acid trip, that's your perogative. But I've read thousands of books and reviewed hundreds here on AICN and I can safely say that only during FINAL CRISIS and maybe a few indie books done by people who clearly don't know how to tell a story in a comic book format have I been left with this feeling.
Do I hate FINAL CRISIS? No. It's a story. An inanimate object. I save my hate for idiots. But is it a story I thought was deeply flawed? Why yes. Yes it was.
Editorial: It was flawed on an editorial level because the writer was allowed to write and rewrite the story until his keyboard was worn down. It was flawed because editorial hyped it up to be the culmination of Crisis on Infinite Earths, Identity Crisis, Infinite Crisis, 52, and Countdown, when it clearly was not. It was flawed because deadlines were ignored and delays were rampant. FINAL CRISIS could have been made of bacon tasting tits and it still wouldn't have lived up to the hype. It was flawed because instead of doing an experimental story that could have been enjoyed (and probably been more successful) on a smaller level, it was sold as the end all be all to everything, tying into everything, and causing ramifications felt in your unborn great grandson's pampers. It was flawed because major things happened to major players, but none of it was referenced in any of the characters books and worse yet, they all were stuck in a boring holding pattern waiting for Morrison to come out of his smoking hut.
On the writing side: It was flawed because Morrison as usual had too many ideas and too little attention and space the execute them. Flitting around from one thing to another does not a story make. And two pages dedicated to the death of the biggest character in Hollywood and the DCU is not enough. Plus null and voiding said death in the next issue didn't make it any more memorable. Writing one good scene with Talky Tawny doesn't make for a good miniseries. Plus FUCK Morrison for not talking with the rest of DC's writers about the characters they were writing in thier own books. One conference with all of the writers to keep everyone up to speed would have made for a much more enjoyable experience by all. But Morrison's second guessing himself and rewriting himself and egotistically locking himself off from others covered this series with the stank of arrogance.
Finally, the comment about remembering FC for Batman shooting Darkseid is hilarious. If anything, FC will be remembered as a mess. Not one uncohesive page of the book outshines the massive fuck up editorial made.
IDENTITY CRISIS is completely flawed, but it was at least cohesive and it had moments that people still talk about. Sure they disagree, but at least people are complaining about stuff that happened in the story rather than editorial fuck ups surrounding it.
Hahahaha
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 26th, 2009
02:02:05 AM
God does DC suck ass right now.
Best two books on the stands right now
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 26th, 2009
02:05:33 AM
are Bad Dog and Bang Tango. Je Kelly rules. All you assholes yapping on and on about some moronic nonsense like Final Crisis and Bendis' dialogue need to shut up and read some good comics. Anything Ed Brubaker is a good place to start too.
That should say Joe Kelly
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 26th, 2009
02:07:40 AM
And all that above being said, I am STILL looking forward to the Morrison and Quitely Batman and Robin. If you're not excited too, read All Star Superman, and shut your trap.
Nice argument Bug but...
by Continentalop
Mar 26th, 2009
02:36:45 AM
...I think both qualify as disasters for different reasons. I found IDENTITY CRISIS to just be a tasteless piece of sensationalism made by a hack, while I found FC to be an indecipherable, in-cohesive mess made by sometimes infuriating incomprehensible artist.

In movie terms, one was I Spit On Your Grave and the other is Jean Luc Godard's King Lear.

As for Bendis, I also find him overrated. Other's might like his style, but to me he is to obvious. I can see the artifice. I prefer Brubaker and Slott (although his current run on Mighty Avengers is just awful so far).

brubaker's daredevil is great
by crazybubba
Mar 26th, 2009
04:12:35 AM
but is it blasphemy on this site to question whether his dark noirish style really fits with Captain America? I've never really followed Cap even though i'm a fan (if that makes sense) but does the darker tone work with him or Bucky or the Winter Soldier or whoever?
Brubaker and Bendis
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
06:22:46 AM
Personally I love what he's done with Cap, dark tone and all. The Nomad issue of Cap a few years ago was one of the single darkest issues of Cap ever published and was incredible. Heres the thing about Bru: you cant say he's the best writer in comics today overall because he cant write comedy. Everything hes ever written is a bit lacking in the sense of humor department. HOWEVER, he does what he does far far better then anyone else out there, and despite him not being #1, hes gotta be top 3 overall, if only for his rock solid consistency (has Bru ever wrtten a bad title? Ever?. Let me also reiterate, I actually dont believe Bendis is bad, hes just best taken in small doses. I will defend Whedon's Astonishing X to the death (and oddly enough, the second he leaves the title goes right down the shitter, funny how that works), but I wouldnt want Whedon writing the entire MArvel U. Hes best taken in small doses, one or two titles at most....of course, those one or two titles are going to be awesome, hes extremely talented.
Contienetal= IC
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
06:29:40 AM
Continental, I respect your right to disagree on Identity Crisis, but heres my point: that series took tons of heat for the rape scene, lets be honest. Here was the argument: "this title has great moments, but it doesnt belong in the DCU. Rape? Heroes mind wiping each other? Lets get back to the REAL DCU." Heres the thing: that title WAS the real DCU!!! Its just the first you saw of the new DCU, so it was more shocking. Think about it: Batman shooting people, implied gang rape of Supergirl, Superboy Prime ripping people limb from limb, Wonder Woman killing people. Identity Crisis was just the start of a complete tonal shift for DC. Given what everyone knows about what direction the DCU was going to take (and which IC announced), go back and read it again. I think youll find a story with a terrible last issue, completely weak reveal of the villain......but chock full of awesome, iconic moments and great, well written scenes. The race to reach Robin's dad? I mean, come on now, that was fantastic.
And in defense of Morrison......
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
06:34:47 AM
in case anyone think I'm a Morrison hater, or being unfair, I stand by what I've always thought, which is Morrison is the best dialogue writer in comics today, bar none. 50% of the time that dialogue is encased in a completely self indulgent incomprehensible story, but I will give credit where its due: the man can write dialogue like few in history. Since I feel like stirring things up a bit, I'll throw another question out there: Morrison's X men run was his absolute peak as a writer? Or All Star Superman? FC represents Morrison at his self indulgent worst, what represents him at his all time best?
MOrrison has ALREADY stood the test of time
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
08:41:29 AM
Animal Man is still collected and in-print 20 YEARS after its initial run.

Likewise, his entire run of Doom Patrol. In fact, everything the guy has ever done is still in print.

Seaguy does not reek!
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
08:43:13 AM
Just saying.

Alright, alright. I was here at the beginning yesterday but then missed everything.

Test of Time
by steverodgers
Mar 26th, 2009
09:11:24 AM
It is interesting to think of the comics that you revisit and that hold up and get even get better as you read them over and over. Identify Crisis, even with its flaws (the rape scene really does bother me) I find to be a tight comic book mystery where the stakes feel high. The DKR isn't as good as when I first read it, but I still cheer when Batman takes down the mutant leader ("this is an operating table and I’m the doctor") - Watchmen of course... Preacher still holds up for awhile for me then sort of loses its way towards the end - the Master of Evil Avengers story line gets better and better - and one that I just can't seem to read again is the Sandman - which just might be a time issue - but I don't know if I will ever read them again, and when I first read them I thought it was the best thing ever. Starman is up there... I have a feeling that Y will be a revisit, All Star Superman, Local… and an old one that never gets boring is Kamandi – by far my favorite Kirby. Civil War, Final Crisis (except that Tawny Tiger scene), would not be on that list, but Millar’s Ultimates I think will be a keeper. Fun to think about anyway.
Yeah, I think about that stuff now
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
09:26:54 AM
Especially as I've turned thirty and find myself buying new editions of stuff I liked when it first came out. Doom Patrol and Animal Man hold up for me. DKR not so much. Same with 'The Killing Joke', which I really kind of don't like now. Swamp Thing is still good. IC doesn't work for me; not because of the rape, but because the 'solution' to the mystery was done in the most hackneyed, hacky-hack way possible. Seven Soldiers is one of my favorites, when read in order in the collected editions.

I'm expecting to get some substantial mileage out of Final Crisis once it's fully collected, with the Superman Beyond Interludes, and the way it was mis-marketed and falsely promoted is long behind us. I have a feeling I'll have a new fondness for it as 'Cracked-Out-Superhero-Opera-B ugaboo'.

Seven Soldiers
by steverodgers
Mar 26th, 2009
09:31:49 AM
I definitely need to get those, they seem to get a lot of love here. What is the order in which to read them? I am with you on Killing Joke, I have no desire to read that again.
I just have the collections
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
09:47:44 AM
So I read Seven Soldiers vol.1-4 in that order. Works great. Lots of fun, and lots of layers to look at and consider.
Continentalop
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
09:52:13 AM
Ugh, I am with you on Mighty, what a piece of garbage.
vol. 1-4
by steverodgers
Mar 26th, 2009
09:54:04 AM
Ha! Thanks Laser... wildly dumb question apparently. I will check them out.
Mighty
by steverodgers
Mar 26th, 2009
09:55:14 AM
Is really disappointing. Maybe Slott isn't who we thought he was. The art doesn’t help either.
Morrison
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
10:01:13 AM
That was a great read. I still think about Vigilante's failed team occasionally. Althouh, ultimately, I think his bookend end issue might hurt its status amongst those of us not already devoted to it.

I agree with Goose, in general, but specifically about Ultimates and Brubaker's lack of comedy.

But as for Morrison's peak. I'd be tempted to go for his early JLA through Rock of Ages, or maybe We3 or All-Star or that kids revolt or Wolverine and Cyclops on an adventure run from Astonishing, but really.... Its the Invisibles. Hands down.
Mighty
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
10:03:04 AM
The art definitely does not help, its that weird, puffy balloon people art, but even a great artist couldn't disguise the turd-ball dialogue. The Iron Man/Hulk fight was especially bad.
Brubaker has comedy
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 26th, 2009
10:03:44 AM
just not in everything. His earliest arc of Iron Fist had quite a good deal of comedy I thought. I get what you're saying though.
Laser
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
10:03:54 AM
Seaguy Didn't stink, true, but whenever the sequel is announced, do you even get a little bit excited?
Dark Knight
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
10:05:34 AM
I think it still holds up, which is funny, because just about everything else that Miller has done now looks like a slobbering retard parody of noir to me.
Steve
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
10:08:28 AM
Seven Soldiers is totally worth it, but its a "more tasty while eating then afterwards" type of book.
I AM excited for the Seaguy sequel
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
10:08:36 AM
I'm excited for the whole trilogy. The third and last is Seaguy Eternal. Morrison talked about it on CBR or something last week-- that each volume takes Seaguy through a different point in his development. The first series is very childlike (and disturbing in the ways childhood is disturbing), and this new one is adolescence. How to be a hero in a world that doesn't want heroes? I'm there.
Dark Knight
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
10:11:08 AM
Maybe it's all the excrement that followed from Miller's pen after DK, but when I try re-reading it, I just find all the faux-hardboiled dialogue laughable (though not as laughable as his Sin City stuff). This kind of fascist power-fantasy as dreamed by a thirteen-year-old. It's okay for what it is, I guess. I really, really don't like the 'crazy-obsessive-psycho' version of Bats, though.
Crazy obsessive psycho version of Bats
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 26th, 2009
10:19:33 AM
Yeah that kind of complaint sort of falls apart when you think about how Bruce Wayne runs around all night beating the shit out of people because he thinks it's his purpose in life. Bats acting slightly crazier doesn't really bother me. Makes sense really.
Favorite Morrison
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
10:19:59 AM
I like Invisibles a lot too, but it was such a fluid book that it's quality and aims change from collection to collection. My all-time favorite Morrison is probably, I gotta say, the entire Doom Patrol run-- enough stuff in there to fuel four or five entire universes worth of comics. Cliff Steele's journey as a hero is still one of the most touching pieces of characterization Morrison has done.

I also really, really, really love The Filth. That series doesn't get enough love, but read it closely in collected form. Great art. Lots of action. Big ideas, and one hell of a cathartic emotional payoff.

No, the complaint about DK is valid
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
10:24:15 AM
Yes, Bruce Wayne runs around as a bat fighting crime. Many, many, many people in his universe do very similar things with their time. We don't expect them to all be psychotic fascists who speak in hackneyed, sub-Mickey Spillane dialogue, do we? Should Daredevil act like that?

It just isn't Batman's character, it's Miller's fantasy of his character, which speaks more to Miller's personal issues than any issues inherent in the character itself.

I prefer my Batman as Sherlock Holmes+a ninja+James Bond. To that end, I've really enjoyed the characterization provided by Dini and Morrison over the last couple years.

Those other guys had powers
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 26th, 2009
10:28:04 AM
What sets Batman apart is he's the only guy that just decided he wanted to be that same thing, and had the will power to push himself so he could do that. And considering the era that Batman was first developed in, I see no reason why a noirish touch wouldn't follow.
"more tasty while eating then afterwards"
by steverodgers
Mar 26th, 2009
10:39:28 AM
Joen, I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I am sold!
Continental Op, you said it so well.
by Homer Sexual
Mar 26th, 2009
10:45:46 AM
I found IDENTITY CRISIS to just be a tasteless piece of sensationalism made by a hack,

I couldn't have put it better myself. The ending was the crap cherry on the Sh!t sundae that was the series. I will never, ever read anything by Meltzer in my life.

I actually liked Infinite Crisis, though. Again, that's just me. It had some corn and some violence, and was entertaining (but not art).

I am ordering the first GN of Invisibles today, since so many people have convinced me to do so. Also going to see if I can order a TP of Alias.

But I looove Mighty Avengers so far, although the art is merely ok. It is my kind of thing.

Infinite Crisis
by steverodgers
Mar 26th, 2009
10:50:27 AM
When does Batman tell Blue Beetle, "I never thought you were second string" - that is one of my favorite all time comic book moments. Does it happen in the main series or one of the off shoots?
kungfuhustler
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
10:56:51 AM
I'm not talking about a 'noirish-touch'. I'm talking about Frank Miller's twitching psycho-fascist.

The others have powers? Not all of them. And a great number of heroes didn't have powers who were created at the same time as Batman. That's why I used Daredevil as an example. Yeah, he might have 'radar sense', but we all know Daredevil's power is that he's an ace ninja. You don't have to be a twitching psycho-fascist to will yourself to a standard of human perfection-- at least not in fiction. So, I say there's a world of difference between 'noirish touches' and 'Miller's Batman'. Miller is a very unhealthy, troubled little man.

Did he talk about Seaguy?
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
11:01:54 AM
I missed that. I've always assumed the Seaguy sequels were just something that he talks about, but will never, ever do... hmmm... if they're actually going to happen, I'll get them, otherwise.... BOO!
DKR
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
11:04:54 AM
I'm with you on the laughable dialogue, the Sin City movie was uncomfortablly embarassing to sit through, it was so bad.

But here's why DKR gets a pass from me... It was the first and while I hated the idiot children it spawned, I can't blame them on DKR and Miller's attempt to re-capture that flavor. On its own and in that particular context of Batman, it still works for me, despite the now retrospective taint of the crap that came after
Seaguy comes out in April
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
11:08:15 AM
I think the interview's on CBR.
Steve
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
11:08:54 AM
I mean that within the book, it cooks. It is awesome, but then something happened behind the scenes, there was a delay for the final issue and I don't know, it read like it was rushed and that there were hurt feelings involved... so.... what I meant was, try not to be too let down right at the end, because it really is awesome... just a heads up.
Homer
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
11:12:28 AM
I loved Alias from the start and Invisibles too, but the first Volume of the Invisibles is very British Vertigo in flavor and Art. I don't know your personal taste tolerances (except that you like Mighty - sheesh!) but you might want to give it a little bit more leeway at the start. Let it get its feet. The Invisibles is definitely a "big picture" kind of book.
Dr. Light raped Sue Dibny without taking off any clothes.
by Leafar the Lost
Mar 26th, 2009
11:12:42 AM
Yes, the Dr. Light rape scene in Idetity Crisis was shocking, but somehow he was able to rape Sue Dibny (from behind) without taking off his pants. I guess he used his "light powers", but it made the scene seem less realistic. If you were going to do it that way, then the rape should have been off panel. However, overall Identity Crisis was a million times better than Final Crisis. Fuck Grant Morrison! He shouldn't be allowed to write for anyone ever again. I hope FC's failure ended his career.
Daredevil
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 26th, 2009
11:15:08 AM
is more grounded in our reality, so it's not the same thing. Manhattan, Hell's Kitchen, etc, and in his case, there are LOTS of people that did the same thing as him. Anyway, Daredvil was invented in what, like the 70s? that's a good 30 years after Batman right?
Laserhead, Daredevil vs. Batman
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
11:15:19 AM
To be fair, while DD ninja skills are formitable, it IS his super-senses that make him more than then the average man. Batman is just pure bad-ass and that level of commitment demands a certain level of crazy.
And another thing
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 26th, 2009
11:22:56 AM
This whole argument is kind of stupid considering we are arguing about the rationality of comic book scenarios. So I guess complaining that a vigilante who takes the law into his own hands is a fascist is just as valid of a complaint as pointing out the lack of realism in a blind man fighting crime. It's all subjective, and a matter of taste, so I guess there was really no point in arguing anyway. I love comics precisely for their element of escapism, so I'm not gonna let something like a man in a bat suit actually acting like a loon bother me.
Daredevil's not Blind!
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
11:24:32 AM
He's visually challenged... with radar sense.
Wish I wasn't so poor this week
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 26th, 2009
11:29:17 AM
I have been dying to get the new Daredevil.
Are you actually reading my complaints?
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
11:36:38 AM
You don't seem to really get what I'm complaining about. My only complaint has been that Miller's Batman was a jibbering fruit-cake. It has nothing to do with noir, powers-or-no-powers, or the time period Batman was invented. Nothing to do with any of that.

Lots of non-powered heroes aren't jibbering fruit-cakes. That's my point. Is the Lone Ranger a jibbering fruit-cake? Is Sherlock Holmes? Is James Bond? Nyet. Having resolve and being driven isn't the same thing as being a jibbering fruit-cake.

Then your complaint is even less valid
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 26th, 2009
11:41:40 AM
Miller's Batman reads more to me like a man so driven by his goals, he has lost most of his humanity and/or sanity. I can't seem to recall a single panel of the comic where he was "jibbering" let alone a fruit cake.

I'm going to work now. Have fun being unhappy about something completely inconsequential to anything else in life, or even serving as a valid complaint for anything.

More like LOSERHEAD. Tee hee. ;)

Comics Aren't Just For Kids Anymore!
by LaserPants
Mar 26th, 2009
11:55:40 AM
I just thought I'd throw that out there.
Who said I was unhappy?
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
12:05:21 PM
I've VERY happy with the trajectory Miller's career has taken.

Have fun at work. I make a nice living writing books.

*I'm"
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
12:05:57 PM
Jibbering in Miller's Bats
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
12:08:00 PM
"I am the night. You are a punk. Mother... Father... Scream for me, punk. All those years... Babble-babble-babble."
dang it Joe
by Homer Sexual
Mar 26th, 2009
12:08:23 PM
I already ordered volume 1, and I bet the British Vertigo tone is what put me off to it way back when. I almost ordered volume 2 of Invisibles, but then I thought "what if I don't like Volume 1" I don't know that I can take the leap to buy volume 2 if I am not feeling it by the end of volume 1. But I will keep you posted.
I think the Lone Ranger is a jibbering fruitcake
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
12:10:33 PM
How much is he just throwing away everyday on silver bullets? It must cost him a fortune, not too mention that a silver bullet would never actually fire accuately to begin with. And light blue buckskins with a red neckerchief? Crazy as a loon!
Heh.
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
12:13:51 PM
Well, we can say he's a spendthrift, and has a weird sense of fashion, but when has he ever jibbered?
It can be tough and maybe dated at this point, Homer...
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
12:15:06 PM
just looking at my old ones, I can see where someone just jumping on might struggle at first, but I think its worth it. And the Second Volume, (Were you referring to the trades?) of the entire run (its split into three "acts", I guess you'd say...) Anyway, the second Act is almost all Phil Jimeniz artwork and much more "american" in tone. The Second Act started the same time Morrison was doing his JLA run too, so its interesting to compare the two and notice the occasional bleed over in topic and theme.
Homer-- Invisibles
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
12:15:52 PM
You might prefer vol. 4 'Bloody Hell in America'-- it's The Invisibles as roller-coaster-American-action -movie. Much less Britishy than the early volumes.
Frank Mille's Lone Range
by Laserhead
Mar 26th, 2009
12:17:48 PM
How many years? Since that night.

Since I died.

The bullet is silver in the moonlight, like the spangled garter-belts of pre-pubescent Japanese girls.

Jocko Boy is running the Cavendish gang now. Got something special for him.

I'll use my hands. Silver is my horse. My mother. My lover.

Also
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
12:18:38 PM
I don't know if anyone here still HASN'T read either Planetary or Nextwave, but if so... since we're all recommending and buying and what not... those two titles:

Planetary
Nextwave

I highly, highly recommend, both are fantastic reads and the pinnacle of their particular type of comic story. One awesome post-superhero world, the other is plain hilarious.
Damn you BOLD!
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
12:19:24 PM
Oh, it taunts me....
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
12:20:28 PM
Bold
by steverodgers
Mar 26th, 2009
12:30:22 PM
It taunts us all. Is it when you do the paragraphs?
Nextwave
by steverodgers
Mar 26th, 2009
12:30:49 PM
Is awesome.
See, here is why I ordered the first trade
by Homer Sexual
Mar 26th, 2009
12:31:36 PM
I kind of figured it wouldn't be the best one, but I probably need the background to know more or less what is going on. Then I can jump ahead and read the later ones...unless the whole first volume doesn't work for me. We shall see.

Good job with the bold text, btw.

yes
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
12:39:46 PM
the secret of the bold is contained somewhere within a mistyped double line space < b r > < b r > Somewhere in there is the secret, the secret of the BOLD...
Homer
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
12:40:35 PM
Morrison also does a time loop thing where stuff from future issues happens in past issues and vice versa.
JoeNat is mentally retarded 27% of the time.....
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
01:03:43 PM
but hes dead on about Dark Knight Returns. As tempting as it is to hold that book responsible for the utterly horrendous tripe that has followed it (both in general and from Miller himself), it has to be judged on its own merits. I know that can be tough, but in and of itself its a cool little book. It just that DKR is really the only trick that Miller had in his bag. Once he showed his hand, that was pretty much it for him as a truly relevant artist, although no one knew it at the time. One thing you can say for Morrison, that dude has a million tricks in the bag.
I'm with Geekgasm
by BigMick
Mar 26th, 2009
01:04:33 PM
How was the finale for BSG in any way lackluster?

That show is the greatest thing to happen to science fiction since the original Star Trek, and frankly I think this new movie will probably ruin science fiction as well as the Trek franchise. JJ Abrams is an over glorified hack.

Laserhead
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
01:07:33 PM
I got distracted. what books do you write?
Sport's Mighty Avengers
by Continentalop
Mar 26th, 2009
01:07:55 PM
The problem isn't that Slott's a bad writer - in fact he is one of Marvel's best - but that his style and sensibilities are all wrong for this title. Sport's strengths lie in being whimsical and funny. He can do wonders with comical titles such as GLA and She-Hulk, or pure adventurous fun like Thing or Spider-Man.

A comic like the Avengers needs someone with more serious style. I'm not saying they should be written like the Punisher, but I expect a team of elite, professional heroes to be treated with a little gravitas and not be so silly.

Eat some poop, Goose
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
01:08:08 PM
And like it.
Identity Crisis
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
01:09:36 PM
Why was it so shocking? Or exploitative. Miller's ASBAR is 572 times more exploitative then IC could ever be. It featured one truly shocking scene, the rape. And you know what? THAT SCENE WORKED! People STILL are talking about it today, it accomplished EXACTLY what it was intended to do: to shock people. ITs SUPPOSED to be shocking, thats the point. However, I dont feel there was anything "exploitative" about the series other then that. If you want to say you cant get past that scene, so therefore dont like the series, thats totally valid and understandable. However, if you want to say it sucked because it was come lurid exploitaitive sex and violence fest, it just aint so.
LOL that was a compliment, Joe!
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
01:11:22 PM
I'm saying your in the neighborhood of right 73% of the time!! Geez what more do you want from me?!?! Heh Heh.
Continentalop is right!
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
01:11:47 PM
Also, personally, I hate that talky-talky-describe-what-I'm- doing-and-my-reactions-in-the- most-exposition-heavy-way-poss ible-while-in-the-middle-of-a- fight type of comic writing. Plus, and I can't believe I'm saying this, but where does this huge world changing event fit in with the rest of the marvel U? It lacks, power, punch, character... I was so disappointed. I was hoping for a Busiek type Avengers Forever stuff.
That was from the 27%, Goose
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
01:12:30 PM
The rest of me was quite moved.
I blame Watchmen more than DKR
by Continentalop
Mar 26th, 2009
01:13:32 PM
Every hardboiled street hero is a quasi-Rorschack for the past 25 years.
I didn't read IC
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
01:14:51 PM
because I don't read DC really and the rape is a good illustration why and not because of the act itself, moreso, its because Dr. Light never took off his pants. DC characters never take off their pants. They always wear their costumes. The DC Universe is a big West Coast Avengers at all times.
West Coast Avengers BBQ, that is
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
01:15:18 PM
no edit button
Slott is overrated
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
01:17:13 PM
It pains me to write those 3 words. The Awesome Andy-centric issue of She Hulk is in my top 10 all time favorite issues of any comic ever. However....I cant rip that other dude farther up the talkback for being blind to Morrison's faults and not be honest myself. She Hulk went in the shitter at the tail end of Slott's run, Mighty Avengers is terrible, and Avengers:The Initiative is fucking hideous due solely to Slott's terrible writing. The writing on Initiative is some of the worst I've come across in years, I feel like I'm only reading 70% of the comic and each issue is missing like 6 critical pages. Slott is capable of greatness, obviously, but recently my faith has been sorely tested.
Joe: read IC
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
01:20:59 PM
Its pretty bad ass, the reveal at the end is one of the most idiotic in history, but the first 6 issues are killer. You dont need to have read mainstream DC to pick it right up and dive right in (yet another reason it is better then Final Crisis). And thats coming from a guy who reads DC sporadically if at all, basically checkng in on GL and the Secret Six from time to time.
The Initiative
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
01:24:31 PM
There is a comic that did not do what I was hoping. Kind of in the same way Mighty failed for me.

Maybe I should just add Slott to my list pre-emptively and be done with it.

Liefeld, Waid, Claremont, Byrne, Loeb, JMS... Slott?
IC
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
01:31:57 PM
I think I'm gonna swing by the LCS tonight. Is it in trades? I'll check it out
Sector
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
02:28:52 PM
ITs not that no one understands, or is put off, or Optimus or Joe are hiding somewhere or something. ITs just that they apparently dont want to discuss it with you, and I mean you as a person specifically, because you seem kind of like a douchey troll. Besides the fact that here have been plenty of in depth discussons of FC on these boards over the last few months, isnt it kind of yesterday's news at this point? Its just that no one really wants to engage you in particular because it doesnt seem like you really WANT to have a discussion, as oppose to simply lecturing people over how stupid you percieve them to be. I dont percieve the slightest iota of ability on your part to credit anyone with having a good opinion or point of view that contradicts yours. This, at the risk of tooting our own horn, is a fairly sophisticated board, actually. The douchey fanboy stuff doesnt really fly in here, most people just decide to ignore you if they feel like they are being antagonized (for example, the weak "shrug shrug" atempt to draw me into some e-cred turf war). Sorry man, try benig a little less condescending next time.
So, I just started reading Initiative
by Homer Sexual
Mar 26th, 2009
02:44:13 PM
Like two issues ago. And I quite enjoy it, I get off on offbeat characters like Thor Girl. (Passed on the 3.99 Reptil special though). I guess I prefer a different, less heavy kind of Avengers (LOVED Avengers Forever, btw).

But I am not a Slott apologist. Much of his second run on She-Hulk was inferior. The Thing was also just too dorky and cornball. I knew that one would be quickly cancelled, and even his Spider-Man tended toward the overly-retro. GLA, now that was awesome but not for everyone's taste.

Sector, I do have an FC Question: It regards the Female Furies. What was the deal with them? I was actually confused all along if it was supposed to be the actual WW, Catwoman, etc, or some evil doppelgangers. I know it was revealed that it was indeed the actual heroes, but where did that come from? Also, the art was for sure messed up since the mask of FF WW was inconsistent.

This is not a question, just an observation: The new Forever People were an interesting group but they never developed much and all of a sudden it was like "I'll save you Lola Canary" and we never really knew much about her. Not that it bothered me, but I think that is the sort of thing people bitch about.

Avengers Forever was awesome
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
03:00:56 PM
I love the disparate teams thrown together storyline, plus Kang was great. That was the first time I appreciated him as a villian and a real threat.
Anybody read New Avengers Yet? (Spoilers)
by evolution1085
Mar 26th, 2009
03:21:55 PM
How can Quesada et al totally negate the premise of OMD/BND by now having Spidey reveal his identity to the Avengers? I'm sure Osborne will find out eventually, and it will make that turd retcon even more pointless
Evolution
by Joenathan
Mar 26th, 2009
03:24:29 PM
I think he did it to upset you... that Quesada... He's the Devil, I mean A Devil.
I have always loved the Female Furies
by Homer Sexual
Mar 26th, 2009
03:30:33 PM
In the Mister Miracle arc of Seven Soldiers, the new ones were first introduced, and the original Lashina was way better (but the new Bernadeth is pretty cool).

I was just thrown by the new heroines corrupted version, it seemed to come out of nowhere. And I use the Lolita Canary thing just because the Forever People were tossed out there and didn't really go anywhere. In fact, I am kind of hoping there will be a mini of them, or something. I actually love the Fourth World and would love to see the Fifth World developed. I am still pissed that Barda (and Knockout) are gone.

I don't think I said it was confusing and left it at that...
by Ambush Bug
Mar 26th, 2009
05:09:40 PM
I think you're reading what you want to read. You may have explanations for the holes in Morrison's story, but that doesn't mean that they aren't there.

And that's the thing. Morrison fans are totally willing to "educate" us on what we "didn't get" about FINAL CRISIS. But they aren't willing to admit that if you are following basic storytelling rules which make for stories that can be comprehended by a mass audience, none of these questions would have to be asked.

It's not that I don't understand that yes it probably was Wonder WOman in that mask. It's just that she showed up with it on with no explanation. It's not that I didn't know the guy showing up at the end of issue 4 or 5 was a Monitor. It's that he didn't really make an appearance since issue one or two and I had totally forgotten who the hell he was and why I should care in the time between both the normal amount of time waiting for another issue and the massive delays between them.

And those of you wanting to keep the blame off of Morrison's shoulders for the delays, blaming the artists should understand that numerous folks have told me that artists and other writers were literally waiting for Morrison to stop writing and rewriting issues of FC. No one knew where it was going, including Morrison. Ultimately it's up to editorial for making sure this doesn't happen, but it's also the indecisive writer's fault here.

Want more specific examples of problems? How about the slugfest between Supergirl and Mary Marvel? It's not that I didn't comprehend the two fighting, it's that I'm asking myself why it's taking three issues to get through it.

You can No-Prize FINAL CRISIS up all you want, but still you are only acting like a road crew, piling steaming tar over dips in the road left by Morrison.

I'm not asking for everything to be spelled out. What I do expect is for some scenes to occur. Scenes that allow me to invest in the story. Scenes that fill the gaps and not just have them happen. In UMBRELLA ACADEMY, this often occurs, but even that comic has a clear narrative and the stuff that you just don't question occurs more as a sidenote that doesn't distract from the story. Morrison did the same thing that Way does with UA, but has stuff happen with litter or no explanation, then doesn't explain why or how, and expects us to plow through the story and just be satsfied with not knowing. But when it's going on with the main narrative of the story, it leaves the reader left scanning wiki and other sites looking for explanations and calling it a richer reading experience.

Personally, I don't want a story to be force fed to me, but if it requires deep internet searching and No-Prizing my own explanation into entire scenes that the writer was too erratic to write himself, it completely turns me off from the story.
IC vs FC
by Continentalop
Mar 26th, 2009
06:02:18 PM
I really don't won't to dwell on these two series too much; they have already drained precious time away from a more important debate - is Batman nuts or not. But I do have one final comment about them:

While I think both series where over-hyped and horrible, I will grant that Identity Crisis is more cohesive and makes more sense. Each series suffered it’s own, radically different problem. A scene in a story involves two elements – content and context. Final Crisis was all about content – what the scene is about and what is it’s underlining meaning, without having giving the audience any real sense of relationship and reference. Identity Crisis was all about context – what is actually happening physically and where is it happening – without giving the audience any real sense of what it is about thematically.

Sure Identity Crisis made sense and you could follow the story, but it felt unreal and out of place, like watching characters being forced to march through a plot instead of watching people actually living a real story. They were mannequins, not people, being used as props in a salacious story.

FC characters at least felt alive and real – but God or Morrison only knows what the hell was happening. It felt like I was channel surfing and catching snipplets of what looked like a great movie on TMC: sure it has all the elements of greatness – acting, direction, cinematography, dialogue – but I have absolutely no clue what is going on so I can’t invest anything into it.

While I don’t think Melzer out wrote Morrison, but I don’t have a problem with those who do. Martin Scorsese is a vastly superior filmmaker than Kevin Smith, but I can say with a straight face that Clerks is better than Bringing Out the Dead. Every dog has his day.

As for gooseud comments about IC, I have no problem that you liked it but for me it was juvenile, and I don’t just mean the idiotic ending. Yes, the rush to save Robin’s dad was well done, but the overall plot and story was just ridiculously stupid and soap operatic. And the use of Dr. Light to rape Sue Dibney was just the writer’s attempt to be intentionally offensive and shocking.

You can try to ret-con it all you want, but Dr. Light has never been displayed as any sort of sexual predator. He has always been the classic power hungry super-villain. His transformation into serial rapist was just a bad attempt at being shocking. If you wanted a villain to sexual assault a character and have it be believable to me, you might as well make it the Joker. He has a long track record of disregarding any sort of social norms and being psychotic. But of course, they could never have an a-list villain do something so cruel or evil (but they can have him murder people every month in grisly detail without him ever paying a higher price).

Teehee
by kungfuhustler84
Mar 26th, 2009
07:07:39 PM
LOSERHEAD had a typo in the post where he claims to write books.

"Nag nag fruitcake-like jibberish."

I was playing Devil's Advocate more than anything. I can totally see the argument against Miller's Bat, but at the same time, a similar formula works in things like Batman: Year One. And taken in the context of the story and all, it just never really bugged me.

Continental
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
07:13:11 PM
I agree on alot of your points. I dont think overall Meltzer is a better writer then Morrison, thats obviously an absurd idea. But on THOSE TWO SERIES specifically, that dog had his day. I didnt find IC ridiculous and soap operatic, but thats a matter of taste (something Sector hasnt learned, but I'll get to that in a minute). I will say, Dr. Light was a miscalculation as a story device. It would be like the Riddler doing the deed, it certainly isn't IMPOSSIBLE, but likely? Mehhhh.....Joker, maybe Bane, any mad dog villain would have been a better choice (although Meltzer DID try to address this in saying Dr. Light WAS a mad dog villain, we just havent seen that side of him in years due to the mind wipe. Whether that explanation works for you is a matter of taste, I suppose). Personally, I found the entire first issue front to back one of the best issue #1's of a miniseries I've read in ages, the Deathstroke battle, the investigation with Supes standing like a statue in the middle of the room X-raying it inch by inch, all of that was compelling stuff in my book. Just my opinion, but take away Dr. Light and insert someone else, and have a better villain reveal at the end (understatement of the century), and you have a truly bad ass great book.
Sector
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
07:22:29 PM
When you use phrases like "keep yourself in ignorance", "keeps you from understanding FC", "not sophisticated enough", that kind of shows where your coming from. Heres an idea: maybe everyone pretty much got the book and just didnt like it. Maybe its possible to read FC, its various spinoffs, etc., and to get to the last page of issue #7, have a full understanding of its elements and plot threads, and say "Hmmm that sucked". It seems your theory is "Well, if you didn't like it, you must not have gotten it, because the story is clearly so amazing that anyone who gets it HAS to like it". I've never claimed not to understand the story, nor am I looking for any explanation. I just didnt like it. It had fantastic money shot moments (I'm the prime defender on this board of the Batman Gun moment), but it didnt work for me cohesively as a story. It is possible, believe it or not, to read it, understand it, and not like it. I cant speak for anyone else on here, but I've been reading comics since I was 5, for 25+ years. Comprehension or knowledge of lore is not a problem, nor is it for Joe, Homer, Bug, Optimus, Psynapse whenever he decides to pop his head in, etc. Continental knows his shit inside and out and he and I almost never agree LOL I simply didnt like the book. Oh, and if you had been coming here more then a week or so, you would know people disagree with me ALLLLL the time, Bug practically threw me off the boards for my Green Lantern comments!! Disagreement is my stock in trade.
I never threatened to throw you off the boards, goose
by Ambush Bug
Mar 26th, 2009
08:06:14 PM
I've only had to do it a handfull of times. Even though we didn't agree on something, I'd never toss someone off of here for their opinions. If someone is banned, there's more than a reason than just differing opinions.
LOL I know Bug
by gooseud
Mar 26th, 2009
09:48:18 PM
You love me!! Who doesnt love the Goose?!?! And Sector, round we go back to my original point: the reason no one has taken you up on your offer to "explain" what they are confused about is that you seem kinda douchey. If for example, Bug WERE confused on a particular plot point (or 29), I feel pretty safe in speculating that you are #5,275 on the list of people he would ask for clarification, no matter how many times you offer. He would probably ask someone else. Anyone else. Joe The Homeless Guy for example. Or JarJar4Prez (only a few people are going to get that one). The only reason anyone would take you up on your offer is if they felt they somehow needed to justify their dislike of FC to you. Far be it from me to speak for anyone, but it certainly seems that no one really cares what your opinion of their opinion is. Keep in mind, we have been debating this title for MONTHS on this board, literally. I just no one has anything left to say, its all been said and no one really cared that much to start with. Thats just my take on it, and with that, I officially have nothing else to offer on this topic, my reservoir of giving a shit about some miniseries that ended 2 months ago just ran dry, and I'm adding myself to that list of people who dont give enough of a shit to talk about it anymore.
Joe: re=DC never takes their pants off
by Continentalop
Mar 26th, 2009
09:51:24 PM
The funny thing is Joe that wasn’t always the case. If you look back at the history of comics, you’ll see that DC comics really relished in using the secret identity and having the characters have a life outside of being a guy in a spandex suit. The most obvious example of this being Superman, where the comics would spend almost as much time dealing with him being Clark Kent as it would with him being Superman. Just look at the number of supporting characters that Supes has had that he has met in his Kent identity to see how much his non-superhero side of him was just as important: Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Perry White, Jimmy Olsen, Steve Lombardo, Cat Grant, Lucy Lane, Morgan Edge, Ma & Pa Kent, Pete Ross, etc. In comparison, Marvel introduced a group of people at the start of the Marvel-age who were in their uniforms basically full-time, the FF.

I thinks things started to change in the early 80’s when Marvel had characters like Thor and the Hulk get rid of their mortal personas (at least for awhile); characters like the Punisher who didn’t need a secret identity; and groups like the X-Men pretty much only hanged around with themselves, being very reclusive and secluded from the rest of the Marvel universe (at least in terms of dealing with normal people). Fans started saying secret identities were not realistic, and DC believed it. I mean, as much as I like a lot of the things Perez did with Wonder Woman post-Crisis, I think getting rid of her Diana Prince identity was a huge blunder. Without that other persona, she is unable to interact and meet normal people like Steve Trevor or Etta Candy or General Phil Darnell, but instead has a rotating cast of supporting characters because it becomes unbelievable for a superhero to want to hang around normal people. Instead she now only interacts with other members of the superhero “community”, just like pretty much every other hero out there.

In fact, it is this idea of “superhero community” that has robbed much of the fun out of comics for me. Sure secret identities were not realistic, but at least the made sure heroes interacted with the normal people like us, so we could relate to them. Now heroes are just an annoying clique of good-looking and popular kids in High School who hang out together and don’t have time of day for any of the other students; and no clique is more annoying than the DC heroes, because they also always are wearing their club jackets to rub your nose in the fact you can never join their group. It is no surprise that Spider-Man and Superman still are two of my favorite heroes (although not two of my favorite comics) because they have at least retained their secret identities and have made their personal lives just as important as their costumed hero lives (although I will admit, I like Batman for opposite reasons, because I imagine to become good enough to be an actual costumed vigilante would mean having to give up any sort of social life).

Bug you might not have used the banhammer for awhile...
by Continentalop
Mar 26th, 2009
10:11:32 PM
...but I have a feeling that you are dusting it off.
Sector
by Continentalop
Mar 27th, 2009
01:13:06 AM
My post was meant as a joke, and I won’t go into whom it was directed at. But I will say that one of my biggest pet peeves is when someone defense of a work of art is just “you just don’t understand it.” It is condescending and a bad argument.

An artist’s job is to express an idea or a feeling. When the audience fails to recognize or see those ideas, the fault might lie with the artist more than the audience. Certainly, some forms of art are more challenging than others and require the audience and viewer to spend more time understanding it; and some pieces of art require extensive knowledge about a subject for an audience to truly appreciate it. But guess what? Those usually are not pieces of art aimed at a mass audience but only a small crowd of aficionados. FC was advertised as the comic event of the year.

So should Morrison have “dummied it down” for the masses? No, but that also doesn’t mean he has to create something indecipherable and inaccessible. I am a huge film fan and work in the movie business, but my friends are always surprised when I tell them I don’t like Wender’s “Wings of Desire.” “You just don’t get it” they tell me, as if by explaining it will make me appreciate it more. Damn right I don’t get it! Art is a subjective medium, and there is nothing in my background or personal experience to make me relate to that story. It is pure pretentious drivel in my opinion. But to others it touches a nerve and is very profound.

You say that the content of FC mirrors its story, about how time is falling upon itself. Great idea, but completely useless if a large number of the audience don’t recognize that. Does that make those people dumber than those who do recognize it? No, that just means they are people who grew up reading comics and art in a different way than others. Even highly intelligent and talented people can have different taste and opinions. The great director Ingmar Bergman considers Citizen Kane to be an overrated piece of trash – I disagree with him but it doesn’t make his opinion wrong, just his opinion.

Plus, just because Morrison wrote it doesn’t make it great or mean that all of his ideas work. Sometimes an interesting idea is lost somewhere in translation. Going back to the theme of how time is shattering and how some people didn’t recognize that, I once told a director friend how I loved how Sydney Lumet uses the camera to tell his stories thematically: the camera going lower and tighter in 12 Angry Men to show how the jury is trapped; how in the Prince of the City the picture gets darker and darker as Treat Williams sells more and more of his soul; and in Network how the film’s lighting changes to appear more like a tv commercial as the film progresses to show how TV has corrupted everything. Well, my friend loved that idea and he shot a movie influenced by what I said, then showed it to me: as the movie progresses, the film gets more and more out of focus. My friend said this way to show how his protagonist was becoming more and more confused; I told him the audience is just going to think you had a shitty cameraman and this is all an accident. Well, needless to say, the film was not picked up or accepted by any festivals.

My point is simply this – that everyone perceives the world differently, so saying someone doesn’t get something is an obvious and pointless argument.

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by eXcommunicated
Mar 27th, 2009
01:14:11 AM
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What the hell kind of markup does this board run, Harry?
by eXcommunicated
Mar 27th, 2009
01:15:54 AM
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Continue to self destruct Sector...
by Ambush Bug
Mar 27th, 2009
01:33:19 AM
God you're awesome.
Sector, you ask for specifics and I give them to you...
by Ambush Bug
Mar 27th, 2009
02:00:00 AM
And you respond with the same song. "I got it. I think it's awesome. You are obviously wrong because you don't think so."

Can't believe I'm still continuing this, but it's a slow night.

Let's focus on one specific thing. The Wonder Woman Female Fury thing. Now, as much as I don't want something force fed to me, it would be nice to have, say, a scene play out that shows maybe not Wonder Woman, but someone being turned over to the Dark Side. Is it too much to ask to have a major plot point come from somewhere other than out of the blue? Darkseid says he unleashes the Anti-Life formula and presto, Wonder Woman looks fugly and is riding a giant demon dog. There were many folks wondering if it was Wonder Woman and the fact that you "know" it was Wonder Woman without it being said in the comic at all has me baffled. Sure at the very end of the book, there's a panel of Diana holding the mask, but a simple panel of her or Catwoman putting on the mask would have filled the hole.

I know it's comics and those things happen, but still, working within the parameters of story, connecting the two scenes with some type of transition may make for a more cohesive read.

Again, you're filling in holes left by Morrison here. It's not like Womder Woman says, "I'm going to the park." and I'm wanting Morrison to show her walking out of the Wonderdome, close the door, walk to the car, get in the car, start the car, drive the car, get to the park, get out of the car, and then say, "I'm in the park. Shit, forgot the frisbee." No one wants to read that.

What I am saying is that if Wonder Woman shows up to the park wearing a strap on and a flashlight taped to her head without a mention that she was going on a lesbian mining expedition before or after she shows up, you're going to leave a lot of people wondering what's up with the narrative.

Morrison didn't want to fill in those holes becuase he knew his apoligist fans would rush in to spackle the plot holes while singing, "You just don't get it, idiots."

I do want to note that in this post I chose neither to put down your intelligence or hype my own awesome-isity. I'm just trying to explain a point. You may want to try that, Secto.

By the way, I know about Morrison's rewrites because I know people in the industry who have talked to me in confidence about the situation. It was a mess. A clusterfuck documented on many sites, including here. Plus it was obvious the rest of the stories in the DCU were waiting around for FC to happen. Simple communication and teamwork skills on morrison's part would have made FC vastly superior to the crap that it turned out to be.

I've said it before, if you read the original CRISIS, it flits around just as much as FC did. Problem is that FC did it in a bubble while the original CRISIS touched on points that were elaborated on in crossovers with titles. Because that didn't happen here, the across the universe feel of this one fell flat. Had an issue of WONDER WOMAN dealt with Diana's mask-wearing, dog riding phase, I wouldn't have been so annoyed by the exclusion of the transitional scene. Since FC played out in a bubble, scenes that would have made for some good comics were lost. And that's the real tragedy.

But this dog is beaten flat. How about I just bow down to your awesomeness and stop typing...?
As I said......
by gooseud
Mar 27th, 2009
06:59:01 AM
The Initiative suffers from the same problem. Suddenly, The Gauntlet is fighting alongside....lets say "Dog Boy", and you look back over the comic going "Who is Dog Boy? Was he ever introduced? Did I miss something? Why should I care?". Or the infamous issues where everyone is klled by KIA, and suddenly returns. Yup, theres Thor Girl. What happened? She was dead. Now she isnt. Explanation not required. Or Gyrich talking about a key plot development, and I'm thinking it happened in one of the past issues and I just forgot. Nope, it didnt, and I didnt. Slott just never showed it. IT literally feels like Slott forgot to send 6 pages of dialogue to the printer. I never would have thought I would say this, given the talent of the creative teams involved, but The Order blows Initiative out of the water. I only read The Order up until around issue 10, right around after the Namor storyline, but I didnt stop because of any lack of quality. Screw it, give me Walking Dead which never has any of these problems. IF theres one thing Kirkman is NEVER guilty of, its not giving you enough information!!!
I Didn't Get GIGILI
by Buzz Maverik
Mar 27th, 2009
07:30:51 AM
What with thinking that it sucked and all.
Ronin
by Bluejack
Mar 27th, 2009
08:22:59 AM
Ronin was great. So Miller is not a one trick pony. Maybe a three or four trick pony. ASBAR is just not for me. Once Vicki Vail is portrayed in her underwear I signed off. Just plain stupid (for me).
Oh, be nice
by Laserhead
Mar 27th, 2009
08:49:19 AM
Stop calling me Loserhead. Don't you know that hurts?
Any other tricks Frank Miller knew......
by gooseud
Mar 27th, 2009
09:04:35 AM
he lost em a longggggggg time ago. No offense Blue, but Miller has been the textbook definition of a one trick pony for 20+ years at least. Having said that, Ronin was great.
Continentalop
by Joenathan
Mar 27th, 2009
09:42:54 AM
You're right, DC DID used to be the King of secret identities, I'd forgotten. In fact, now that I think about it, it seems like it used to be their favorite set-up for a story: "How will I get away to become Fancy-Pants Man without revealing to my new girlfriend, Rita Ravishing, that I, Chuck Trousers, is that famous Hero's secret indentity? (bites knuckle in anguish). At some point they did move away from it and now their costumes seem painted on. Like I said: Its all West Coast BBQ, all the time over there.

To me, that just seems lazy, like the artist is drawing a template and not a character. Green Arrow eating Pizza looks basically the same as Green Arrow eating Canary or fighting crime.

As for the clique metaphor, I think thats apt, especially since TB dominant Grant Morrison explored those very themes in his run of Astonishing.
The Order vs. The Intiative...
by Joenathan
Mar 27th, 2009
09:51:30 AM
Hmmm... do I want boring or would I prefer crappy? What to do, what to do....
Bluejack
by Joenathan
Mar 27th, 2009
09:53:30 AM
Not that I disagree with you about Miller, but I find it interesting that it was specifically Vicki Vale being shown in her underwear that broke your camel's back. Why is that? I can't recall Vicki being portrayed as particularly chaste ever, but I'm not a hundred percent on that or did you always feel that she was more of a commando girl?
Boring or crappy, the debate continues
by gooseud
Mar 27th, 2009
10:00:52 AM
How do you screw up the Avengers? How can there be 37 Avengers related titles and all of them suck? Are the Avengers the n?ew X-family?
Dark Avengers is good
by Joenathan
Mar 27th, 2009
10:23:48 AM
I expect that New could have some good stuff coming up... Mighty blows.
ASBAR
by Bluejack
Mar 27th, 2009
01:31:12 PM
I just don't like the tone of the book. It's cynical and exploitative. I felt the same way about 'the Dark Knight Strikes Again.' I realize that is probably Miller's point, but it is just not for me. I like hot chicks, and I occasionally like them in comics. When you put the whole package together, it is just not for me.

As for Miller, I was not defending him. I too believe he is a washed up, over-exposed pale mockery of his old self. However, it's revisionist history to say he hasn't produced some interesting comics over the years. '300' was visually interesting, and I like some of the Sin City work. He's no more a one trick pony than Bendis, for example.

Avengers
by Bluejack
Mar 27th, 2009
01:39:07 PM
Dark Avengers is cheeky and fun. I like the many of the interpersonal reactions, and once the Sentry scene was over, the talky-talk of Bendis made way for some cool scenes. I'm giving it a chance, though I'm not sure how the series will last once the inevitable Dark Reign is ended.

I agree about 'Mighty,' it is blowing chunks so far. There is too much going on and as I noted earlier, the return of the Scarlett Witch with so little explanation is just clunky.

New Avengers needs some stability at this point. Too many changing members, no sense of what their purpose is or why they work together. The talky-talk is OK at times, but the book has lost focus except for a playground for Bendis to masturbate to his favorite characters.

Last, I would like a petition to start for Bendis to stop writing Spider-Man is such a fucking pussy. that is all.

ASBAR
by Joenathan
Mar 27th, 2009
02:53:41 PM
I don't like it either, I was just curious because you specifically mentioned Vicki Vale in her underwear, so I was just asking what it was about that scene that drove you over the edge. And while it may be revisionist history, it doesn't change the fact that I just can't read Sin City at all anymore. PPPPPPPPPP. UUUUUUUUU.! Stinky!
Dark Avengers ending
by Joenathan
Mar 27th, 2009
02:55:19 PM
I kind of like that model for comics. Make a new title, write your story, close up shop and start a new title. To me, nothing kills my willingness to jump on then a three digit issue number.
Mighty Haters...
by Homer Sexual
Mar 27th, 2009
04:23:53 PM
If you are still reading it, did the finale and explanation of Scarlet Witch's return make you feel any better?
Miller revisionism
by gooseud
Mar 27th, 2009
04:54:08 PM
Is it revisionist to look back on Miller's work negatively? Absolutely. I try not to fall into that trap and judge it on its own merits (ESPECIALLY DKR, you cant overstate the impact that comic had when it came out) but its hard to look at something like 300 in hindisight fairly, knowing that artistic style and uber-macho "I live by a code"-ism is really all Miller has. Is that fair? probably not.
Wait-- are you saying the Initiative sucks now?
by Laserhead
Mar 27th, 2009
04:56:12 PM
I just read the three collections and thought it was pretty outstanding-- particularly for a book where I didn't give a shit about any of the established characters. Ant-Man hiding from the fight and accidentally being the hero was golden.
Miller Revisionism
by Laserhead
Mar 27th, 2009
09:55:28 PM
Goose-- I agree with you, BUT- how much revisionism is simply based on the readers becoming older and more worldly than your average thirteen-year-old? I mean, that's what it is for me. It's not, Hey, Miller's become crap. It's, Hey, I'm not an adolescent fuck-tard anymore, and I realize this crap is soulless bullshit.

It's revisionism, sure, but revisionism based not on an author's later work, but based on the advent (finally) of the audience's maturity.

Miller Time
by steverodgers
Mar 27th, 2009
11:23:03 PM
The Miller work that I come back to is Batman Year One and DD Born Again. As a giant Cap fan, to this day I think that the few pages he appears in Born Again, are the best he has ever been written. Both have David Mazzucchelli drawing completely out of his mind. I do think that Miller has flamed out to me, but I imagine that if I were 13 that 300 and Sin City would be much more enjoyable. The Sin City ninja chick on roller skates is admittedly still pretty awesome.
Nah, nah
by Laserhead
Mar 27th, 2009
11:59:02 PM
Miller's bimbo-chiaroscuro "warrior-whores" aren't awesome, be they Asians on rollerskates, ex-secretaries on heroin shooting porn movies, or S&M cat-burglars. Cap's been written better, pletny of times, particularly by Mark Waid and Ed Brubaker.
Miller's DD and Cap
by Continentalop
Mar 28th, 2009
05:46:12 AM
I got to agree with steverodgers, Miller's DD Born Again and Batman Year One still work and stand out (although his depiction of Catwoman in year one has seriously tainted and hampered the character, even up to today). His DD runs especially deserve to be acknowledged: while he didn't write the character, his work on the character is without a doubt the most influential and the one that every DD writer looks to for inspiration. I think only Alan Moore on Swamp Thing and Jim Starlin on Captain Marvel/Adam Warlock have had a big of impact on creating a new tone and style for an already established hero (although Grant Morrison deserves honorable mention for Animal Man and Doom Patrol, and John Byrne for She-Hulk).

I mean, during his tenure on DD not only did he change Matt Murdock from perennial B-list hero into major A-lister, but also took a second tier Spider-Man foe, the Kingpin, and transform him into one of Marvel’s major villains and a living embodiment of the evils of organized crime (why someone can’t do a similar thing with the Penguin is beyond me).

And while I agree, Captain America has been written better (Stern’s work Cap’s own title and the Avengers stand out as the best depiction of him for me); Miller did write some of the best examples of another hero reacting to the greatness of Cap. And I don’t mean the Busiek style of having some young hero stare eye-struck at Cap like he was his favorite movie star. No, I mean we actually saw why Captain America is held in such reverence in the Marvel universe.

When Captain America orders Thor to create a storm to put out a fire, Miller writes (and I am paraphrasing),“He hears a voice that could command a god…and it does.” That spells out Captain America’s natural leadership and presence better than any other comic I have read (although Thing mentioning in Secret Wars how when Cap orders you to do something, you just feel like you can’t let him down gets an honorable mention).

And when Captain America figures out Matt Murdock’s secret identity, follows him into the church (without DD noticing until than), and than races by DD wearing “40lbs of chainmail and carrying a shield” without even changing his breathing rate or heart rate, we realize the same thing that DD does – that despite both of them are considered part of the “non-powered” class of heroes (along with heroes like Moon Knight, Punisher and the Black Widow), Cap completely outclasses him. It must be what it was like when a NBA All-Star like Chris Mullen of Reggie Miller finally met Jordan during his prime– they thought they were pretty damn good and hot stuff until they experienced what he could do. And Miller did all this without having DD & Cap fight in a stereotypical superhero fight.

But I will go on the record as saying the ninja hooker on the roller skates is as dumb as they come. That is just damn childish.

Miller Redux
by Bluejack
Mar 28th, 2009
10:14:52 AM
Ronin was a beautiful comic and still is today. I reread it every five years or so and I still love it. I don't find its themes childish. It's about recognition of souls, love, separation/merger of machine and man. It is still great for me.

JoeN, the scene with Vicki Vail was just the most eggregious of the books offenses for me. I just don't want Batman to be that character, I don't like Robin being such a punk. It's just an ugly book for me.

What is interesting is that I do like anti-heroes at times, and I do like gritty books (Walking Dead, The Authority to name a few), but something about the total package of ASBAR just made me drop it after issue 2.

Longpostitis
by Bluejack
Mar 28th, 2009
01:23:31 PM
Yes. We have a case, right here in this talkback.
Leafar the Lost
by nyj_et
Mar 28th, 2009
04:34:36 PM
Dr. Light ripped Sue's spandex pants to rape her. You douche.
Liefield, Miller, Bryne....
by Buzz Maverik
Mar 30th, 2009
07:49:47 AM
...when any of these guys get too much glory, they fizzle. Some flame like Liefield, some fizzle so badly that many never remember they great work they once did (like Byrne), and some fizzle forever and still get a directing gig, like Miller. I bought DKR an issue at a time. It was stunning, innovative, original...but it didn't take long to see that Batman portrayed that way monthly would be a ponderous, joyless read. And right away, the rest of the comic industry started imitating the "darkness", "grit" and "violence" of DKR and WATCHMEN, leaving out the care, craftsmanship and innovation. The comics came out more adolescent than ever and not in a good way. It's been a real temptation to let some of that reflect badly on the benchmark works, but I have to keep reminding myself that Miller, Moore, and Gibbons weren't responsible to the first year of Image, etc.
Reply for Sector
by Continentalop
Apr 16th, 2009
06:27:10 AM
I have to say, Sector, your continual personal attacks against me and your attempts to goad me into a fight say more about you then they do about my supposed lack of comic book knowledge or deficiencies. In fact, I am beginning to question your sanity and mental health, considering how bitter and petty you are in these talkbacks. We started this “debate” last week and since then you’ve still haven’t let it dropped or been able to move on. It is obvious that they only reason you are on this site is to somehow get into verbal spats with people – I guess someone wasn’t love enough as a child.

That is why I wrote this response in advance because I am pretty sure I know how you’ll reply. Despite the fact that I laid out a well thought out argument why I think Stan Lee is not a thief, I am sure you’ll skip over the logic and reasoning and instead make ad hominem arguments, personal attacks and use character assassination. You’ll say that I am stupid and uneducated about the subject or comics, and despite the fact that I was polite and respectful in my reply, you’ll constantly throw out personal insults and childish remarks supposedly “destroying” whatever argument I make by avoiding confronting it or blatantly misinterpret what I said. At the same time you’ll boast about your own knowledge and superiority in the subject, and question how anyone could think differently on a subject as you.

But you know what you won’t do? You won’t actually back up anything you say with evidence or an explanation how you reached that conclusion. No, everything will be treated as if it is common knowledge or that you’re not required to supply evidence to support your argument. Sector is obviously one of the great comic book experts in the world and his word is all that matter: Stan Lee is a thief and a huckster, and the fact that you say so is evidence enough - at least in your delusional world.

But the truth is Sector that even “experts” are required to supply evidence and explanations why they believe what they do. I don’t claim to be an expert but just a fan, and I could very well be wrong about something and don’t mind be corrected. If you truly have any useful insight into a subject, present it in a logical manner and supply evidence or statements that back it up.

But the truth is you are not an expert. You are just tiny, pathetic dick, a douchebag, a loser. The real sad thing is that you probably get a kick out of this, as if you somehow have some sort of power or standing on this site. “Look at me everybody!” That is why you constantly cry out, demanding that people have to reply to your circular “arguments.” Just pathetic.

I get no pleasure in these "debates" with you, Sector. While I might throw out a joking barb once in awhile, I am a firm believer in trying to be amicable and polite. And hopefully the rest of the people on this site have found me fair and somewhat pleasant, something I am sure few people here can say about you (Buzz, Ambush, JoeNathan, Homer, Psynapse, Goose, who haven't you annoyed?) The truth is, Sector, I could give a shit less about you or what you think. I can easily ignore you and your comments, and forget about you as soon as I look away from the site. You are like a pile of shit I accidentally stepped in; annoying when it happens, but you just scrap off your shoes and move on without ever thinking back on it.

And I don’t care what you say about me, or even another TBer. You are rude and obnoxious and slightly unhinged, but I can just use a little willpower to ignore you are your insignificant attacks. But the baseless attacks on Stan Lee are just disgusting. To quote Joseph N. Welch when he was talking to another person you loved to label and demonize people without any evidence, “Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?"

But we know the answer to that is no, don’t we Sector? Prick.

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