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'Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, WOW! The Live Action Japanese SPIDER-MAN Series Swings Onto Embeds Everywhere!!

fist!! by wowsah156	Mar 16th, 2009 11:30:46 AM

bwhahaha by tiltandflip	Mar 16th, 2009 11:30:47 AM
yeah
Agreed by Mr. Lahey	Mar 16th, 2009 11:33:27 AM
Better than Spider-Man 3. Try and find clips from the 70's American show. My earliest TV memory.
AWESOME!!! by LaserPants	Mar 16th, 2009 11:34:01 AM
This is so much better than Raimi's movies. Its almost better than Bakshi's cartoons from the 60s. This is the way Spider-Man was always meant to be. YEAH YEAH YEAH WOW!
finally by Elkatak	Mar 16th, 2009 11:34:03 AM
I´ve seen all episodes in japanese without subtitles. I will certainly watch them again to finally understand what´s going on... allthough I guess it won´t make much more sense. Great show. Thanks for the post
Chinese knock offs by Gym	Mar 16th, 2009 11:35:11 AM
Reminds me of a set of asian power rangers knock offs i saw in a market one day, where the packaging advertised the contents as Sabans Power Rangers, and featured Spiderman, the Hulk, Superman and some kind of lion headed man thing. You know, the ones that are made from lead paint and blades.
watched 2 seconds - saw a flying robot & by smudgewhat	Mar 16th, 2009 11:41:15 AM
a lizard. yep, it's japanese.
The last word in organic vs. mechanical by GoDFaDDa42	Mar 16th, 2009 11:48:06 AM
Apparently it's mechanical webshooters FTW.
There's always got to be a robot or a giant lizard, huh Japan? by FilmCritic3000	Mar 16th, 2009 11:49:29 AM
"Gamera is really neat! He is filled with turtle meat! We've been eating Gamera!" And yes, I know that Gamera was created by Daiei, not Toho or Toei.
Still better than Spider-Man 3 by SomaShine	Mar 16th, 2009 11:55:09 AM

Giant gonad! by DC Films	Mar 16th, 2009 11:55:30 AM
The trail at the end of ep1 includes Spidey chasing a giant flying testicle - priceless.
Leopardon by Chief Joseph	Mar 16th, 2009 11:56:16 AM
I was so disappointed in Hasbro. They are making Marvel Transformers and didn't use the opportunity to make Leopardon. :(
That was almost as painful to watch by damned	Mar 16th, 2009 11:57:03 AM
as Spiderman 3, almost. Reminded me of that hack version of Spiderman released in the 70s.
Thanks Merrick! by The Reluctant Austinite	Mar 16th, 2009 11:59:07 AM
It's such a busy news week with SXSW and all that I wasn't sure this was really news, but I thought AICN readers would dig this. Sorry, I missed Scott's anime story!
The action in the Japanese show looks far more exciting by Mr Nicholas	Mar 16th, 2009 12:01:25 PM
than in the American show. I'd love to see them all.
Introducing a new Spidey villain: The Vending Machine by AzulTool	Mar 16th, 2009 12:07:02 PM
He shoots used panties and $23.00 cans of Kirin Ichiban at our intrepid hero.
"this is much more entertaining than anything we got in SPIDER-M by two fathoms deep	Mar 16th, 2009 12:10:27 PM
Fuck off. Professor Monster? Planet Spider? This shit is garbage.
In 1978 Marvel just took the money and ran... by The Merk	Mar 16th, 2009 12:18:37 PM
They didn't much care what happened to their characters on TV or in Movies. The costume looks just like the one used in the 1977 Nicholas Hammond TV series. It looks fun, as much for it's super sentai-ness/ campiness than anything else.
Japan must be a fucked up place by BobParr	Mar 16th, 2009 12:25:44 PM

YouTube "Superman and Spider-Girl" by HypeEndsHere	Mar 16th, 2009 12:41:10 PM
trust me.
I fuckin love it!!! by TheWaqman	Mar 16th, 2009 12:41:45 PM
How can some of you guys hate this?
Sam Raimi is shit by the way by TheWaqman	Mar 16th, 2009 12:42:15 PM
and this show is more entertaining than Spiderman 3.
SMINO! by 3D-Man	Mar 16th, 2009 12:44:38 PM
I've had this on VHS for years! I love this show, but it really is SMINO. Still, its a lot more entertaining than the Nicholas Hammond version (which I also loved).
I don't get the Japanese by BackwardGalaxy	Mar 16th, 2009 12:45:25 PM
There, I said it. I don't get it.
Wow, I want some of what you guys are on by Blanket-Man	Mar 16th, 2009 12:47:24 PM
"Better than Spidey 3"? Riiiiiight. This is indecipherable crap. SM3 was a mess, but there were some great scenes: The first Peter/Harry fight; Sandman's origin; pretty much everything before Spidey got the suit is far superior to this junk.
I kept waiting for Nicholas Hammond to leap out by SpyGuy	Mar 16th, 2009 12:49:47 PM
External webshooters FTW.
Zebraman could kick Spider-Man's ass by picardsucks	Mar 16th, 2009 01:03:39 PM

That is SO bad... by Akira Cowabunga	Mar 16th, 2009 01:07:26 PM
...it makes me want to fuck myself with a chainsaw. Japanese entertainment is sorry shit. The only thing they do well is bondage.
1978 > 2009 by RockMSockM	Mar 16th, 2009 01:08:58 PM
Sigh.
Will Marvel release this on DVD? by LloydFromCanada	Mar 16th, 2009 01:10:37 PM
Does anyone know if Marvel plans to release this on DVD? The Toei box set is big bucks if I remember correctly.
Well it ain't frakking Kurosawa ... by ReportAbuse	Mar 16th, 2009 01:11:22 PM
But it's perfect for watching for free on the Internetz while bored.
Wow! Even the effects were better than in Spidey 3. by Motoko Kusanagi	Mar 16th, 2009 01:11:46 PM
Great vid!
Japanese entertainment by ReportAbuse	Mar 16th, 2009 01:12:55 PM
I don't know how someone can say it's sorry shit with "Akira" in his name. Not to mention all that other good stuff, even in recent years "Spirited Away," Miike, J-horror and so forth.
Change Leopardon! Awesome! by RockMSockM	Mar 16th, 2009 01:14:41 PM
Change Leopardon= best phrase ever.
OK, SOME Japanese Entertainment is Good by Akira Cowabunga	Mar 16th, 2009 01:20:32 PM
But they're TV shows are freaking god awful. Kurosawa and Miyazaki are cinematic exceptions. Miike, is so overrated it makes me sick, though. If you think his shit is entertaining then you are probably a baby-rapist
God bless the Japanese by Raymar	Mar 16th, 2009 01:21:50 PM
I think they just gave up on normal reality after being hit with nukes.
Wow. by Rev. Artemis Prime	Mar 16th, 2009 01:26:24 PM
Anybody have any idea when this was actually made?
Even in Japanese he's a dancing fool. by kikuchiyoboy	Mar 16th, 2009 01:37:36 PM
That's the best opening sequence ever!
Why didn't they play this with Space Giants? by Anti-fanboy	Mar 16th, 2009 01:41:58 PM
And Spectreman? I was addicted to those shows like some crazy Japanese crack back in the day. And they made even less sense then this does. The only thing on tv I loved more than those shows was anything Spider-Man, the live-action show and the 60's cartoon. This show combined those two things into one -- giant robot-Spidey supercrack! It would have been glorious.
Why does everyone love Spirited Away so much??? by TheMark	Mar 16th, 2009 01:43:22 PM
Did we see the same movie? I LOVE Miyazaki and felt that was BORING AS HELL. Maybe I should just watch it again, but I remember not ever being engaged by it...same goes for Howl's Moving Castle. I've had it on my DVR for almost a year and a half now and i've still never 'gotten around' to watching it. Substance abuse hasn't even helped me watch it.
Also, Japanese Spider Man > Spider Man 3 by TheMark	Mar 16th, 2009 01:43:55 PM
Just wanted to jump on the bandwagon with everyone. I love wagons...and bands!
They forgot something... by TheMightyMonarch	Mar 16th, 2009 02:01:34 PM
To have the little kid wear a sport jacket, tie, and upsetting shorts.
theMark by toxicopoulus	Mar 16th, 2009 02:04:55 PM
well if you don't at least "appreciate" Spirited Away, then you either 1. have no attention span or 2. have no soul. take your pick.
at least he had non-organic web shooters by Outlaw	Mar 16th, 2009 02:05:36 PM
The Japanese were thinking: " You know, this Spiderman needs something more cooler...something...mecha...o h JACKPOT!"
Japanese Spider-Man >> Spider-Man 2 by StarBlitzer	Mar 16th, 2009 02:10:48 PM
There, I said it.
How could anyone argue with Spider-Voltron? by Royston Lodge	Mar 16th, 2009 02:16:05 PM
Utter Japano-Genius!
I love how the motorcycle tired squeal... by Royston Lodge	Mar 16th, 2009 02:17:23 PM
...on dirt and gravel. Uh...
ASTRO-Archaeologist? by TheGoddamnSiege	Mar 16th, 2009 02:20:42 PM
Epic.
I can't build your weapon! My parents would never approve! by Royston Lodge	Mar 16th, 2009 02:29:26 PM
I imagine the Manhattan Project had loads of physicists turn them down by using that excuse.
"much more entertaining than anything we got in SPIDER-MAN 3." by riskebiz	Mar 16th, 2009 02:31:37 PM
"much more entertaining than anything we got in SPIDER-MAN 3." Um ... no ... it isn't. Only a geek fanboy who gets out his microscope to see if WATCHMEN was the movie he imagined would remotely find this Japanese garbage watchable.
Spiderman Meets the Phantom of the Paradise! by Royston Lodge	Mar 16th, 2009 02:33:37 PM
Pure gold.
Arcadian Del Sol - You so racist by Unfilmable_Blue_Dong	Mar 16th, 2009 02:40:47 PM
and ignorant. Way to be an ass.
Greatest supervillain name EVAR! by AtaxianTheMagnificent	Mar 16th, 2009 02:42:07 PM
"Professor Monster"
Notice the similarity between Professor Monster and Lord Dread? by Royston Lodge	Mar 16th, 2009 02:46:20 PM
IT CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE!!!
According to Wikipedia: by Royston Lodge	Mar 16th, 2009 02:58:51 PM
There's a 7-DVD boxed set available. How many of y'all are already searching eBay for your copy? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J apanese_Spider-Man
UM....YEAH by BADBOYBROM HC	Mar 16th, 2009 03:03:40 PM
Just about kept my interest whilst I ate my fish and rice curry. But guys it was a bit shit really, if the spiderman element had been replaced with sausage dog boy, no body would even watch it and if they had it would be dismissed as juvenile power ranger shit. We went through this period together around 13 years ago. Bollocks then hasn't improved since then. Good luck to those who sit through the other 20 odd episodes. See Ya
According to Wiki... by Royston Lodge	Mar 16th, 2009 03:10:59 PM
...this Spiderman show invented many of the story elements that were later incorporated into the Power Rangers stuff. I dunno if that's true or not, of course...
I hope we can get Japanese talkbackers... by KarlosTheDwarf	Mar 16th, 2009 03:11:13 PM
They'd probably be > than most current ones.
Best. Origin. Ever. by Reelheed	Mar 16th, 2009 03:23:22 PM

If this amused you... by Kid Z	Mar 16th, 2009 03:29:47 PM
... go out and get (or, hell, just stand in the bookstore and look at) the book "Batmanga". Reading that shit is like they printed comics on sheets of windowpane acid and you're absorbing the active ingredients through your finger tips as you read, I swear.
Italian Spiderman is way better than this or Spider-Man3 :) by typingaway	Mar 16th, 2009 03:32:04 PM
A very funny web series found here http://www.alrugo.com/video_po rtal/index.html#italian
sugoi o(^-^)o by sanzaru	Mar 16th, 2009 03:32:14 PM
Yep, it's goofy and it's got robots...but it's FUN. -And lookit that: the suit actually sort of looks like the suit in the comics!! None of that inexplicable raised silver webbing crap here...
Check out the TalkBack! by The Reluctant Austinite	Mar 16th, 2009 03:32:55 PM
Told ya they would dig this post, Merrick!
BAT-MANGA! by sanzaru	Mar 16th, 2009 03:35:51 PM
Kid Z speaks the truth.
It's poetic justice, really. by revolution82jdl	Mar 16th, 2009 03:57:50 PM
We tarnished DragonBall and the Power Rangers, so they do the same to Spider-Man and the TMNT. It actually sounds fair.
Don't blame only the Japanese... by Chief Joseph	Mar 16th, 2009 04:01:57 PM
...this went two ways. The other half of the deal was that Marvel got to use various Japanese licenses however _they_ wanted to. So you got Marvel's Shogun Warriors, which would probably give a Japanese person a similar WTF mindblowing if they ever saw it.
you fanboys make me sick. by RustyStardust	Mar 16th, 2009 04:13:48 PM
you claim to want geektastic projects that are true to their origins, but you've left watchmen floundering. you bitch and moan about spiderman 3, but where's your outrage over fantastic four? spiderman 3 was way more entertaining and true to it's origins than either of the fantastic four films. sam raimi has made three classic superhero films and really upped the ante for all filmmakers dipping into this realm. you fanboys are just such a whiny, pitiful bunch. even when you get cinema gold, you still find something to complain about. you should try focusing on the things that do work in these films, and not just dwell on the negative. as a filmmaker, i wouldn't want to please any of you bitches. you have no loyalty and no respect. you say you want one thing, and when you get it (whatever you want to say about watchmen, it's a monumental achievement in comic cinema), you just let it die. you guys are supposed to be this all mighty force in the new cinema, but you can't even mobilize strong support for films. meanwhile, paul blart mall cop and madea fans mobilized en masse to make their films hits. and, those films aren't even in the same class as watchmen. you petty dumb fanboys. you can sit their and complain about watchmen and spiderman 3, but you have nothing to say about the REAL crap films that are flooding the theatres right now. i really hate what i'm seeing from this community. i used to love coming to this site, now it's a chore to have wade through all your petty tired nit picking of films that don't deserve it, while allowing the real culprits to go free. you guys have no taste. no respect. no loyalty. and, you just complain all the time. phew. glad i got that off my chest...
re: rustystardust by revolution82jdl	Mar 16th, 2009 04:25:29 PM
watchmen is failing because of the sex scenes. parents won't let their kids go see it. i agree with them. fantastic 4 part 1 lowered our expectations for fantastic 4 part two i agree that it's weird that mall cop and the high school musicals and that chiwawa movie are so popular.
It's funny..... by WeLiveStill...OrNot	Mar 16th, 2009 04:27:06 PM
...in a "Plan 9" sort of way.
Japanese are masters of Tentacle Rape by hst666	Mar 16th, 2009 04:32:26 PM

Still better than any of the FF Movie! by Judge Briggs	Mar 16th, 2009 04:39:18 PM

rustystardust by Akira Cowabunga	Mar 16th, 2009 04:50:04 PM
You got it completely right about the pathetic fucking fanboys. You wanna help me kill all of them?
Is there tentacle rape? I must know! by Mike_D	Mar 16th, 2009 04:58:41 PM
oh yes
Japanese gotta have a robot in there somewhere by Chuck_Chuckwalla	Mar 16th, 2009 05:10:08 PM
Otherwise, what's the point?
I've had these on VHS for years by Deus X Meshuga	Mar 16th, 2009 05:40:17 PM
And if I could find the Toei DVD set I'd get it...Nippon Spidey wins, that is all.
This is woeful by wonderllama	Mar 16th, 2009 06:08:40 PM
I'm sorry but I have SHAT more interesting things that this. Bad acting, bad dialogue, bad effects, bad sets, bad make-up, bad story, bad bad bad. Even Dr Who of the 60s and 70s managed to have good stories. I'm going to dig out my eyeballs so I never have to accidentally witness this abomination ever again.
Does Spidey attack Mary Jane with naughty tenticles? by Stalkeye	Mar 16th, 2009 06:35:33 PM
Those wacky Japanese, I tell ya.
So BATMANGA Is Cool? by LaserPants	Mar 16th, 2009 06:36:11 PM
Is it retro stuff? Like from the 60s? If so, I gotta see it!
That was eye-rape by Sidius	Mar 16th, 2009 06:49:56 PM
Anyone who thinks those clips were cool is fucking RETARDED! Here's what I took away from the first 3 minutes of the first clip...at which point I stopped watching. 1. Yeah, yeah, yeah wow?...more like Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kick me in square in the the face please. 2. Spider-Man is doing kung-fu or tai-chi like the old ladies in the park down the street from my house. No. 3. "Bro! That's a super speed turn." I just shit myself (and not the good way Harry does everytime he sees a Sam Raimi or Michael Bay film). I actually shit myself in anger. Ridiculous...
RustyStarDust by The Reluctant Austinite	Mar 16th, 2009 06:52:14 PM
I feel your pain on this issue. For all the bitching fanboys do, they generally fail to support stuff made specifically for them that tries to please them. "Paul Blart" and "Madea" flicks are made for people who actually BUY TICKETS. They actually GO TO THE MULTIPLEX. Fanboys tend to stay home more often with their big screen TV and download bootlegs of the new movies made for them until the Blu-ray comes out. Then they burn a copy of that. They generally say, "I'm not gonna pay for it if it sucks." But they just assume it's gonna suck, because generally they've already stollen a copy before they know.
I just had a seizure watching that mess by JoeSixPack	Mar 16th, 2009 07:03:47 PM
Thanks, AICN.
Fucked up! by batzilla	Mar 16th, 2009 07:09:06 PM
Holy mother of Jebus Creez! Was that a trip or WHAT?!?! Very bizarre. I'm watching it and thinking how anyone could do that. Even on a small budget there is no excuse for that. Weird shit indeed.
God I miss the late 70 synth drums sounds. by TheBloop	Mar 16th, 2009 07:28:10 PM
Bwoo bwoo bwoooo. TJ Hooker's soundtrack to them to whole other over though. John Carpenter was always big on that sound too. Some evil dude steps into view in the background, and cue the music..BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yes, but did Spidey nail Sailor Moon? by victor82	Mar 16th, 2009 07:40:16 PM
I'm buying the DVD's if and only if Nippon Spider Man beats the shit out of Tuxedo Kamen and gives Usagi (Sailor Moon to the uninitiated) a sound rogering up the Hershey Expressway. No assfucking of Sailor Moon, no purchase Japanese Spiderman. I can spend my time in the theater watching New York be destroyed by Dr. Manhattan's Mighty Schmeckel instead of watching this shit. And yes, Rusty StarDust is absolutely right. The Fanboy Community is letting Watchmen Die. Of course, the sex isn't the only reason. The movie is a bold statement, and as faithful as a movie can be to the graphic novel. That's part of the problem. Too many people go into the film wondering why Nixon is still President. Only the Chihuahua movie gets repeat business. Watchmen tries to make you think. Chihuahua doesn't.
Thanks Bloop! Thanks a Lot! by victor82	Mar 16th, 2009 07:43:08 PM
The minute you mentioned TJ Hooker you brought up nightmares of the Shat. I have black nightdreams of a Surprise Shat Cameo in the new Trek film. Yeesh.
Spider-man vs Mr. Roboto by welsh12uk	Mar 16th, 2009 07:48:47 PM
It had to be said
NEEDS BEATNIK MAN AND GIANT ROBOT(S) by Sal_Bando	Mar 16th, 2009 07:52:10 PM
YOU know that I'm right. Wowswers that is-AWFUL. It is AWFUL.
Reddy Stardust-- by Sal_Bando	Mar 16th, 2009 08:02:01 PM
---What the fuck you are having Harold WANTS some of it--it's NO ONE'S duty to sit and make Watchmen a GAzillion Buckywucky hit. It AIN'T Happening. It's BORING. It's TOO LONG. It's got a Guy in a fucking Owl Suit making a napaulm Spooge in the night sky over NYC. It's got Leather chickie doing her Anna-Frida L-I-N-E R-E-A-D-I-N-G best while being mad and pissy on Mars. It's got the Jolly Green Giant's Silver surfer Gigantic PeckerSmurf cousin running around knocking off the Cong and Tanks and Dirty Harry. It's got the Worst fucking Nixon rendition possible. It's got No Giant Robots in it and it has the fucking Village People starring as Ozzy and Comedian and then you sit there and watch some more and you have this really Craptastic series of big blue smurfberry crunch explosions at the end of the movie in all these big cities all over. Gee Willikers it's a James Bond Villain actually doing his thing and getting away w/ it. I didn't even get to Tony the fucked up Tiger there. What the FUCK was THAT-?! The best parts were Komedian as Black Dog Man and watching that nutjob in the Noose there threatoning Komedian. Besides that I donno. You tell me. Don't you think we get the movies we deserve? I do too-that's why we're allllllllllll eagerly awaiting some more Giant Robots this summer, and know that there will be yet More Baydom to come in the coming years. You will be watching them too.
LEEEEEET'S FIGHTING LOOOOOOOVE by J-Dizzle	Mar 16th, 2009 08:46:32 PM
Plotect your balls!
What the fuck Japan? by IL_Deuce	Mar 16th, 2009 09:00:15 PM
Just... what the fuck?
Professor Monster as Spidey 4 villain.... by RockLobster800	Mar 16th, 2009 09:23:39 PM
and just get Brucey to play him....seriously though, it would be cool if Raimi(who is FINALLY on board) had a reference to this somehow..like with Spiderman being a celebrity around the world and Peter watching come messed up Spiderman tv show like this on the tube one day.
have you guys hating on this have no sense of humor? by AnakinsDiapers	Mar 16th, 2009 10:02:19 PM
That was distilled hilarity put to film. Of course it was crap. But it was sublime crap. Truly, Marvel should have Peter say, "im an emissary from hell. SPIDER-MAN!"
I will give Japanese Spider-Man this... by ChildOfMen	Mar 16th, 2009 10:07:31 PM
there's no way American Spider-Man could take on a giant robot.
In Japan, everything is cooler with BFR by fanboy71	Mar 16th, 2009 10:10:08 PM
Big Fucking Robots
Italian Spiderman is way better by ominus	Mar 16th, 2009 11:34:43 PM
http://tinyurl.com/22av48
Old Series by killianx	Mar 17th, 2009 01:28:08 AM
I have had this series on VHS for over 10 years now! There is even an episode where he fights the Thing! lol basically this series was a Spider-Man Power Rangers thing
SUPER POWER SPIDER MEGAZORD GO!!!!! by groorgman	Mar 17th, 2009 01:38:47 AM
Wow....they really can put a Megazord in ANYTHING!
Fine Japanese Cheese! by The_Dreaded_Rear_Admiral	Mar 17th, 2009 03:24:12 AM
I was kinda expecting two robots and a guy to be making wisecracks thruout!
Half of that intro was stolen from the Nicholas Hammond 70s show by The Equalizer	Mar 17th, 2009 05:54:00 AM
And what a load of bollocks that was!
I don't give a shit how many people by Ghostball	Mar 17th, 2009 06:21:28 AM
hated Spiderman 3 - maybe I just didn't notice all the apparently glaringly obvious plotholes, canon-raping, clunky one-liners and choreographed missteps that everybody else hated so much - even though in the real world nobody hated the movie, as it cleaned up more than the moms of most of the basement lichen who hang around this site who should be at work. Still, Power Rangers- Spiderman sounds kinda - KINDA like dorky fun, I'll have to check it out. I mean how bad can it be, especially taking into consideration the inescapable fact that now, more than ever, all your base belong to us.
TENTICLE RAPE! by SkidMarkedUndies	Mar 17th, 2009 08:25:42 AM
FTW!
Dude can strike a pose! by aboriginal	Mar 17th, 2009 08:49:44 AM
Never saw this, but I remember the US version with the 1" Spider-rope web shooters. Always love the Japanese twist on American culture.
RustyStardust by Jack Parsons	Mar 17th, 2009 10:38:28 AM
Got the same feelings myself. Tore 'em a new one yesterday on the site. If anime is the gold standard for geek cinema, then there is no hope for anything above a third grade comprehension level. No more Watchmen for the geeks; even they are too stupid to make movies for. No studio will take a chance again. My Pretty Pony, the Movie! coming soon.
Watchmen by Jack Parsons	Mar 17th, 2009 10:41:21 AM
"Boring". "Slow". Extraneous comments about sponges. Americans are too stupid for intelligent movies. Don't worry, they won't make another intelligent movie for this market again. Behold the "Fathom" movie, coming right up. Tits and ass and no dialog. BFR. Nothing more challenging than a mental peanut butter sandwich.
SPIDER STRING!!!! by kravmaguffin	Mar 17th, 2009 11:30:19 AM
I'm gonna make my new catch phrase! I wonder if has has to yell everything... Spider piss! GFY
Oh my god by SithMenace	Mar 17th, 2009 04:02:36 PM
What year is this show from? Also, how can the Japanese be so advanced technologically and be so far behind entertainment wise? And don't use anime as an example because anime sucks.
“An emissary from hell… SPIDERMAN!” by nerosday	Mar 17th, 2009 05:26:34 PM
May I be the fortieth to say, what the fuck was that?!
Wow by Zath_ras	Mar 17th, 2009 06:40:18 PM
I used to watch a Japanese show called Go Ranger back in 1975 and it looked EXACTLY the same. That was 34 fucking years ago. What's up with these guys? It also looks like the old American Spiderman show that came out around the same time.
so THAT'S why the beastie boys aren't original... by snaredrum	Mar 17th, 2009 07:43:28 PM
well... that and the other stuff.
Japanese Spider-Man Meets Rape-Man... by Kid Z	Mar 17th, 2009 08:40:13 PM
Coming soon to a vending machine near you... if you live in Osaka.
Shaky cam in 1978 by Daredrummer	Mar 17th, 2009 11:25:19 PM
I was watching this thinking how funny it was that it looked like Bay or BSG "shaky cam". This show was ahead of it's time! And let's see....Japanese SM has powers, kung-fu, a flying spidey-car, and a spaceship that turns into a giant robot. This guy has things covered!
It's cool because it looks like shit... by BurnHollywood	Mar 18th, 2009 04:08:58 AM
...And it's foreign. Oh, and if you never mentally progressed past eight fucking years old and you're still living with your parents in your forties, "Men In Suits" should give you a Full Retard "geekasm".
I live!!! by Professor_Monster	Mar 18th, 2009 04:50:27 AM
Up yours, back from Tokyo and no fucking drew in sight
Fanboys and Watchmen by KarlosTheDwarf	Mar 18th, 2009 04:10:16 PM
The Fanboys DID turn out for Watchmen idiot-fucks. That's why it made $55 million the first week. The problem is no one else supported it.
It seems haters of Watchmen are... by AnakinsDiapers	Mar 18th, 2009 10:36:53 PM
..are living by the mantra, "perception is reality". If you constantly claim something is true, people tend to believe it, whether it's fact or not. Did Watchmen drop 68% the second week? Yes it did. But how can any logical thinking individual claim an R rated 3 hour long movie starring relative unknowns making 86 million in two weeks is a failure is beyond me. The movie's rating means a limited audience, and it's length means limied showings. It will break 100 million domestically. Add international sales and the DVD market and what you have is bank. The suits at Warner Brothers can't be disapointed. They may even green light other Rated R superhero movies...as long as it's 90 mintes long.
And just to reiterate... by AnakinsDiapers	Mar 18th, 2009 10:42:07 PM
..."I'M AN EMISSARY FROM HELL. SPIDER-MAN!"

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