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Cool by Young Moses	Feb 7th, 2009 10:04:41 AM
Beans
Are you kidding me? by Gorehog	Feb 7th, 2009 10:15:16 AM
They need name, address, and age to let me see the trailer? There had better be some hard core money shots or something.
Bad by MaleSheep	Feb 7th, 2009 10:18:44 AM
Ass
It's on Youtube by Young Moses	Feb 7th, 2009 10:19:13 AM
...and there is some nice Anna Faris cleavage action.
Nice build by Magnum Opus	Feb 7th, 2009 10:23:21 AM
That trailer just got better and better.
That's a hell of an age verification thingy... by -guyinthebackrow	Feb 7th, 2009 10:25:13 AM
It's easier to pull cash out of an ATM.
It would be easier to hack into Obama's blackberry by beastie	Feb 7th, 2009 10:37:25 AM
than to pass that age verification. I'm 29 and I couldn't watch it. So, I took Young Moses' advice and watched it on YouTube. This looks like, based on the tone of the trailer, like so much more than another Rogen/Apatow film. It looks like a Hot Fuzz style action flick with some of the anarchistic undertones of Fight Club. That's good, because I've grown a little tired of the typical stuff they've (along with Kevin Smith) been putting out. I cannot wait to see this.
"Why are you stopping, motherfucker?!" by L.H.Puttgrass	Feb 7th, 2009 10:38:28 AM
That's FUN-ny shit right there! What's up with that form you gotta fill out to see the red band trailer? Fuck that! I went to Youtube!
FUCKING AWESOME by heyscot	Feb 7th, 2009 10:47:18 AM
hahaha
OK Seth . . . by Nice Marmot	Feb 7th, 2009 10:56:34 AM
. . . if your leading ladies keep refusing to lose the bras, you need to refuse to do the sex scenes. Surprisingly, this looks good to me. Dirty and dark. I feel like I should be sick of this guy by now, but I'm' not.
This is gonna make as much money... by Garbageman33	Feb 7th, 2009 11:00:37 AM
As that second Capote movie that came out that nobody gave a shit about. Sure, it may have nothing in common with Paul Blart other than a fat mall cop protagonist, but that's all the Capote movies had in common too. Well, not the mall cop part. That was different.
I'm always happy when Seth finds love by The Brains	Feb 7th, 2009 11:09:58 AM

It'll do every bit as well as "The Foot Fist Way". by Garbageman33	Feb 7th, 2009 11:13:11 AM
All $16,542 of it. And you're right, necgray. People generally don't like to cheer for assholes. Christian Bale aside, of course.
BLART by The Brains	Feb 7th, 2009 11:13:38 AM
To blaaaaave....
This doesn't look as mainstream, you're right by The Brains	Feb 7th, 2009 11:14:59 AM
That's not a bad thing
seth rogan already looks like a 40 year old Travolta by SexyBeast	Feb 7th, 2009 11:21:52 AM
well maybe tarantino can get him for his movie about the Vega brothers
Seth Rogen does a great Danny McBride impersonation... by FuckMichaelBay	Feb 7th, 2009 11:53:13 AM
...voiceover and all!
Looks Cool as Hell!!! by RpgSama	Feb 7th, 2009 12:11:45 PM
Looks cool as hell, but not very commercial, maybe it will do great in video, but not in theaters, i think 30 million tops. At least it's not another paul Blart common denominator comedy...
The Official site makes it nearly impossible to see the trailer by Orionsangels	Feb 7th, 2009 12:13:53 PM
You must give your first and last name, date of birth, street or po boz and zipcode, but no matter what street or po box you put. It says age cannot be verified. Way to go, make your trailer nearly impossible watch. Thank God for Youtube.
Paul Blart 2 walking mall cop by Orionsangels	Feb 7th, 2009 12:14:11 PM

Looks Funny As Hell by Broseph	Feb 7th, 2009 12:41:48 PM
I'll have to see it.anytime i hear house of the rising sun i think of the end of casino when everybody's getting clipped
Love Anna Faris! Love Seth Rogen! by The Gospel According to Bastardface	Feb 7th, 2009 01:43:14 PM
Yet, their performances is the only thing I liked.
Go to Joblo to see it... by dr_buggerlugs	Feb 7th, 2009 01:50:15 PM
...heck of a lot easier - all you need is a DOB...tis'all
Hahaha, please don't TASE Me... by TheBLIGHT	Feb 7th, 2009 02:14:21 PM
Beginning was so-so, but just gets better and better as it goes along, won me over... Wonder why Ray Liotta is covered in blood though, towards the end, another dirtbag turn, maybe... Dark dick, don't stop bitch, god made two, Anna Farris vomit, f*cking up skater punks, mall cop gangs... Priceless.
Unlike Pineapple Express... by Kid Idioteque	Feb 7th, 2009 02:15:22 PM
I don't feel as though I've just seen all of the good jokes. I hope this isn't as much of a disappointment as that was. But the Foot Fist Way was terrible, so I'm not going to be too hopeful.
bacci40 by two fathoms deep	Feb 7th, 2009 02:18:12 PM
dude, he gained the weight for the role.
yeah, whatever by yer mama	Feb 7th, 2009 02:31:49 PM
When are we gonna get a JONAS BROTHERS MOVIE review?
I don't trust awesome trailers after Pineapple Express by dr sauch	Feb 7th, 2009 03:27:46 PM
That trailer was absolutely insane, great music, funny clips. And the movie fucking sucked so bad, save for the "little kids can take shits" line. I withhold judgment until I hear reviews.
saw this and... by cifra	Feb 7th, 2009 04:12:46 PM
... I think Seth Rogen and Anna Faris have a Golden Globe nom pretty close. If well received, of course.
White Vader makes an appearance. by Stuntcock Mike	Feb 7th, 2009 04:24:47 PM

Saw it last October by applescruff	Feb 7th, 2009 04:47:32 PM
Test screening at WB. It was pretty good. The trailer does a good job of capturing the vibe. There's a few other good jokes they left out of the trailer, but I felt a bit letdown by the movie when it was over. Anna Faris and Michael Pena were very good. Ray Liotta is good, although it feels like he's acting in a different movie the whole time. Seth Rogen was miscast if you ask me. Should've been.....well, Danny MacBride actually. Danny's cameo involves him playing the father of a kid that Seth's character gets into a conflict with when he is left stranded in the hood by Liotta. MacBride comes with his posse to straighten shit out. Its a really funny scene with a twist that I won't give away. The one thing this movie has going for it is that some of the more obvious scenes in the movie never go where you think they will. Sometimes that can be annoying, where you can tell that they sat down and really thought about what the not-obvious thing to do would be, but at least like everyone else said, its not Paul Fart: Ball Cop
I would trash Anna's fuckin' lights by caruso_stalker217	Feb 7th, 2009 05:05:11 PM
With my ah da da da da cock.
seriously... by The Amazing G	Feb 7th, 2009 05:45:19 PM
what the fuck is up with these age restriction things? thank God for the youtube
I like Seth Rogen... by Captain RawBeard	Feb 7th, 2009 06:09:11 PM
... and Anna Faris but this trailer didn't sell it very well to me.
Looks good by Charlie_Allnut	Feb 7th, 2009 08:21:12 PM
Glad to see good hard R comedies making a comeback.
So why are you feeling uncomfortable or disturbed? by Chifoilisk	Feb 7th, 2009 08:30:18 PM
This just portrays reality. You don't like it, watch Care Bears.
I love dark comedy by Merkin Muffley	Feb 7th, 2009 09:48:29 PM
I have no problem with completely unredeemable characters doing stupid things and not evolving (hey, I'm a coen brothers fan) - I only hope they don't chicken out and put a flashy happy ending on this. Let's face it, your average mall cop is probably a dipshit like this guy rather than Mr. Blart.
Yay! Drunken date rape! by Dingbatty	Feb 8th, 2009 12:20:51 AM

Dingbatty by skoolbus	Feb 8th, 2009 03:05:30 AM
Shut the fuck up.
Paul Blart v. Ronnie Barnhardt by the podosphere	Feb 8th, 2009 03:51:24 AM
Who's going to win the cage match???
I like it! by Ozzie_H	Feb 8th, 2009 05:17:59 AM
This movie is pushing the envelope on mall security guard movies. I am glad they are finally being brave enough to tell the real story about being a mall security guard.
Hey Dingbatty, is it date rape if she semiconsciously says... by tylerzero	Feb 8th, 2009 08:08:01 AM
"Why are you stopping motherfucker?"
This looks Fooking hilarious by SID 8.0	Feb 8th, 2009 09:06:14 AM
Rogen and Pena beating the shit out of skateboarders. Anna Farris is always funny. Can't wait.
"Why Are You Stopping, Motherfucker?" by JonQuixote	Feb 8th, 2009 12:11:46 PM
AFI's #1 all-time movie line right there. Move over, "Frankly my dear...". You have been replaced.
Funny as fuck! by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Feb 8th, 2009 12:17:56 PM
Very interested :)
So Anna Faris is playing a drunk, slutty version by skimn	Feb 8th, 2009 03:06:15 PM
of her Scary Movie character? And Seth Rogen is playing the same loser character with slight variations...I am suffering from an extreme condition of Rogenitis. Dude take a break. For about 20 years.
Nice trailer by RyanEsta	Feb 8th, 2009 04:03:07 PM
Can't wait to see it, looks great.
looks very nice, thank you very much. by BMacSmith	Feb 8th, 2009 04:24:02 PM
i am pleased. i will watch
ARE YOU KIDDING? by m_prevette	Feb 9th, 2009 07:22:28 AM
THIS looks good to Harry? Oh dear Lord...OK wait, I see...get No Talent Seth Rogen,throw in the word "fuck", in any stated or printed variation, and Harry is there, proclaiming it as the Second Coming. This leaves you feeling "disturbed"? I need to laugh my ass off at that...Harry...you have become so lame, such a predictable shill...it's sad. To hell with Rogen, he has yet to prove he has any talent, and it's doubtful he ever will. What a piece of SHIT that trailer was, and the movie will be.
Hmmm by Tokyo_Drifter	Feb 9th, 2009 01:24:35 PM
I've been anticipating this because this site has been hyping it up so much and because I loved The Foot Fist Way. This just... doesn't look that funny. I mean, I laughed, and it was great when they beat up the little kids, but overall it just doesn't look that great.
Like a funnier by dannyocean	Feb 12th, 2009 12:48:18 AM
Taxi Driver. With Albert Brooks as Travis Bickle and De Niro as the Campaign Worker.
of course it does Stengah by The Amazing G	Feb 14th, 2009 02:58:30 AM
because you have no sense of humor

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