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Broken Lizard Serves Up A Red-Band Trailer For THE SLAMMIN' SALMON!

first by Juror Number 8	Jan 7th, 2009 01:41:18 AM
and best. and hopefully this movie will stand up to super troopers and beerfest.
FIRST by electricjones	Jan 7th, 2009 01:41:26 AM
I AM THE GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE
Looks good. by Tipsy McStagger	Jan 7th, 2009 01:41:38 AM
See above.
FUCKKKK by electricjones	Jan 7th, 2009 01:41:42 AM
FUCKING LANDFILL
SHENANIGANS! by Juror Number 8	Jan 7th, 2009 01:43:40 AM
it's powdered sugar. it's delicious.
garbage! by Roketopunch	Jan 7th, 2009 01:50:56 AM
Club Dread was overly horrible and sucked to the nth degree. Super Troopers was fucking stupid. Who cares about this but morons.
garbage! by Roketopunch	Jan 7th, 2009 01:51:01 AM
Club Dread was overly horrible and sucked to the nth degree. Super Troopers was fucking stupid. Who cares about this but morons.
i back broken lizard by electricjones	Jan 7th, 2009 01:52:34 AM
beerfest had some some pretty awesome bits and reaffirmed my faith in the troupe after club dread somehow got made. i wish barry badrinath was my dad.
I'm sorry by palooka_boy	Jan 7th, 2009 01:52:48 AM
I like to laugh
Makes WAITING look like WAITING FOR GODOT by zikade zarathos	Jan 7th, 2009 01:57:00 AM
Get it? Get it? .... its' cause it's fucking stupid.
Looks shit, but i'll still see it. by slimballs	Jan 7th, 2009 02:01:07 AM
Super troopers was comedy gold. Club Dread and Beerfest sucked. I think if this one fails we'll see Super Troopers 2 next
CLUB DREAD by Finding Forrestal	Jan 7th, 2009 02:06:31 AM
Don't get me wrong, it's an awful film... but I still enjoyed everything with Bill Paxton's Coconut Pete. His "Pina-Coladaburg" song still cracks me the fuck up. This looks better.
you guys are jerks by birdy birdman	Jan 7th, 2009 02:06:55 AM
cynical jerks, Soup Face is pure gold
I'm mostly looking forward to Cobie Smulders (?) by Quin the Eskimo	Jan 7th, 2009 02:09:42 AM
I still cant believe how aintitcool hyped club dread. It was just awful, as was beerfest. Supertroopers was tits though,
Makes WAITING look like SLAMMIN' SALMON by beetlegeuse	Jan 7th, 2009 02:10:50 AM
Too Soon!
Waiting 2: Anything We Missed? by Frodo T. Baggins	Jan 7th, 2009 02:20:35 AM
Club Dred was unviewable. Unless they can tap into the hilarity that comes with working in a restaurant then this will go under their shit library. Super Troopers was great. Beerfest had its moments. This looks to only have movements, to the toilet.
Man oh man, does that look fucking ridiculous by Mr. Wayne	Jan 7th, 2009 02:41:07 AM
This is why Hollywood keeps pumping out stupid shit like this, because their are still enough people out their who think the same stupid fucking comedy done over and over and over again with different people and different titles is actually funny. I pity us all.
If it looks like shit by Bilblow	Jan 7th, 2009 02:49:55 AM
you know the rest
If you thought beerfest sucked, drink heavily for a year or so, by PoorOLtinTin	Jan 7th, 2009 02:50:07 AM
come back and watch it again. Cloris Leachman as gam-gam was great casting. When I saw her as the grand marshall for the Rose bowl this year I laughed my ass off. I don't think Club Dread gets enough credit either, the dialog in that is great and there are, in my mind enough small moments (Like a drunken Paxton saluting his hat after ouring booze over it knee deep in the ocean.) to make it worthwhile.
when you assume ... by macheesmo3	Jan 7th, 2009 02:52:21 AM
you make an asshole out of yourself! i love this crap. It's such damn good fun to go to theater knowing that what you are about to see is going to be full of so much delightful horryfyingly poor taste!!! It soothes the soul!!
Did anyone see their first film? by Series7	Jan 7th, 2009 02:54:25 AM
Puddle Cruisers?
I waited tables for years. by macheesmo3	Jan 7th, 2009 02:55:30 AM
Waiting was a little too ," on the money" for me, it had a lot of truths , but too much " you know this is true" stuff that wasn't really that true.( like the dialogue just sucked). This looks like it will just avoid trying to be perfect and just amplify the normal hilarious BS that happens in the resteraunt biz.
Waiting 2 is a real movie, FYI by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jan 7th, 2009 03:02:49 AM
and this movie looks funny, in spite of the AWFUL mid-90's DTV feel of this trailer.
Never even heard of Club Dread... by The Grug	Jan 7th, 2009 03:23:08 AM
Beerfest and Supertroopers were both a lot of fun though, and this looks like a good time too. Plus it's got Michael Clarke Duncan, and I'll watch anything he's in, he's awesome.
White Goodman shares my thoughts on Club Dread by The Amazing G	Jan 7th, 2009 04:14:19 AM

super troopers and beer fest ... I'm out ! by kingoflight	Jan 7th, 2009 04:16:33 AM
I bet we all just watched the best bits of the movie...and it was shit. Fucking rolling out shit movie after shit movie.
It's their fifth cinematic extravaganza, not their fourth by ImMorganFreeman	Jan 7th, 2009 05:56:41 AM
Puddle Cruiser, Super Troopers, Club Dread, and Beerfest. While not the greatest movies, they are damn funny, I don't care what anyone says. And Series 7, yeah, I saw Puddle Cruiser way back when they were touring colleges with it. Met the guys back then, and they were mad cool. But the flick, despite being rough, had some brilliant moments. I continue to use "Firstie Firstie" in everyday conversation. Same with that "You wanna get brunch?" line, whenever I have unwanted sex.
They're talking the Super Troopers sequel . . . by Nice Marmot	Jan 7th, 2009 07:05:08 AM
. . . over at JoBlo. Plot involves the U.S./Canadian border being changed. I have not seen Club Dread, but just don't understand how anyone that liked Super Troopers didn't also like Beerfest, which has a LOT of funny as hell moments.
looks good by chokinonrhodes	Jan 7th, 2009 07:14:09 AM
This looks hilarious. Cobie Smulders is great in "how i met your mother", I'm happy shes getting herself on the big screen. And a cameo with Olivia Munn too? sold.
Wow. by ZooTrain	Jan 7th, 2009 07:15:43 AM
That looks awful.
Shit Salmon. by jopari	Jan 7th, 2009 07:56:54 AM
Actually, this looks much better than Beerfest. But there won't be any topping Super Troopers.
They're not exactly Clint Eastwood, are they by I Dunno	Jan 7th, 2009 08:15:33 AM
4 movies in what, 8 years? And the supposed pothead Apatow crew cranks out a movie every week.
seriously? by palooka_boy	Jan 7th, 2009 08:51:17 AM
all this negativity about Beerfest? I thought it was hysterical. It wasn't as good as Super Troopers, and Club Dread did suck, but it was damn funny.
That looks HILARIOUS! by brokentusk	Jan 7th, 2009 09:05:38 AM
Michael Clarke Duncan punches a swordfish in the face! What more do you want? Love these guys! Can't wait!
All the jokes in the trailer? GENIUS! by Squashua	Jan 7th, 2009 09:19:01 AM
My subject line? LIKE EVERY JOKE IN THAT TRAILER!
Michael Clarke Duncan's funniest movie by spidercoz	Jan 7th, 2009 09:35:16 AM
since Daredevil
I want a beerhall like Schnitzengiggle by EriamJH	Jan 7th, 2009 09:38:51 AM
Love the name!
Why all the Beerfest hatin'? by Kaiser Soze	Jan 7th, 2009 09:58:53 AM
I'll agree, Club Dread was a MAJOR misstep. And I've never seen Puddle Cruiser (don't think it was released theatrically). But Super Troopers is the bees knees and I love me some Beerfest. I'm honestly shocked at all the hate for that one. Cloris Leachman stroking a sausage, Badrinath under the bridge, and DAS BOOT!...that movie still cracks me up. I'll easily check out the Salmon, even though it does seem a lot was given away in the trailer. Oh, and for the record, Super Troopers 2 has been set as their followup to Salmon for over a year now.
I'm at work and have no speakers by Xandar1977	Jan 7th, 2009 10:00:24 AM
but I gotta say, there's nothing funnier than punching a fish! Oh, he's a boxer? Perfect! Yeah, Super Troopers was funny when I was in college, but Club Dread and Beerfest just fucking bored me, and there aren't a whole lot of movies that have ever bored me. I'll sit through most crap, but I just kep wanting Beerfest to fucking end already. Shit, I just went to see Zapped! on the big screen here in Tucson. Yeah, I paid money to see Zapped!
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR 2010: MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN by FuckMichaelBay	Jan 7th, 2009 10:11:53 AM
That shit looks stupid! Good stupid that is!
its not the next Gunga Din by ArcadianDS	Jan 7th, 2009 10:16:21 AM
and its probably not supposed to be. I'll take this over any horribad SNL movie in the past 10 years.
Waiting... 2 is actually called Still Waiting... by two fathoms deep	Jan 7th, 2009 10:26:59 AM
and I guess it's been doing test screening and such, according to some people on the imdb message board (for what that's worth). I've been a big fan of Broken Lizard since Super Troopers came out. While at first I didn't like Club Dread, I've grown to really like it after multiple viewings. Anyway, this looks very promising.
Can't wait! by tie3456	Jan 7th, 2009 10:49:06 AM
There's not a day that goes by when my coworkers and I don't quote at least one line from Super Troopers. Beerfest was just awesome. I can even stomach Club Dread every other year or so. And yeah, kudos to Cobie Smulders, looking forward to seeing her branch out.
Club Dread < Puddle Cruiser < Beerfest < Super Troopers by Kid Idioteque	Jan 7th, 2009 11:11:03 AM
Club Dread wasn't great, but watchable. Puddle Cruiser has some great bits/characters, but reeks of that "student film" smell. I enjoy the other two quite a bit.
Das Boot!! by WerePlatypus	Jan 7th, 2009 11:42:12 AM
I need Potfest, so I can see someone smoke Das Blunt.
I agree w/ Kaiser Soze! by CaptainCosmos	Jan 7th, 2009 11:45:02 AM
I fuckin' LOVE BeerFest! I'll admit, the first time I saw it, I was like "Meh." But it's one of those movies that each time you see it, you start appreciating the various bits they're doing more and more. Then you just love waiting for the moments. I'm sorry, but "Landfill" is one of the greatest nicknames ever. It's what I call a "snack movie", meaning you can take little bites of it and enjoy it without making a full meal out of it. If I've gotta head out the door in about 20 minutes and just wanna watch something and I see Beerfest is on, I can watch 20 minutes from wherever it's at, get my chuckle on, and then head out without feeling like, "Aw, shit, I wish I could stay and watch the rest." But the next time I'm channel surfing and there's nothing new on that I wanna check out -- if Beerfest is playing, I'm there and I know I'll get a good laugh, everytime.
Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show at 1:58 by goonie	Jan 7th, 2009 11:46:48 AM
That is her, right?
So whose turn is it to pay the lead this time? by Raymar	Jan 7th, 2009 11:58:30 AM
Steve Lemme, right? Cuz Club Dread shouldn't count.
Great, more unfunny crap from Broken Lizard by Jor-El23	Jan 7th, 2009 12:00:18 PM
These guys are no better than those two idiots behind Epic Movie...the only difference is that those two idiots know they're not funny but don't care because they're raking in the money
Whatever, Club Dread is hilarious. by Lenny Nero	Jan 7th, 2009 12:10:44 PM
You Piccadilly whore!
Jay by Cobb05	Jan 7th, 2009 01:28:06 PM
He always gets the best character in the Broken Lizard movies.
How do they get financing? by ScottinDC	Jan 7th, 2009 01:59:43 PM
Beerfest? Super Troopers? Club Dread? The people sitting through their shit must be the same crowd who think Larry the Cable Guy is a real hoot and a holler...cuz all three of those films were utter shit. Abysmal filmmaking that doesn't even deserve a DVD release. Sorry but it's true.
I think they should stop writing their movies by drewlicious	Jan 7th, 2009 02:23:11 PM
They're very funny guys no doubt about that. Terrific at improv. But they have yet to put out a script where most of the jokes don't feel half baked. Even Super Troopers, which I liked, had that feeling.
Broken Lizard sucks my balls by Cruel_Kingdom	Jan 7th, 2009 03:12:28 PM
Seriously. Super Troopers? Everyone loves that shit, and it was just another dumbass lowest common denominator comedy. Fuck that, fuck this, and fuck Broken Lizard. All their movies suck.
Broken Lizard is not funny by cbebop007	Jan 7th, 2009 03:43:11 PM
Never has been. I only thought about laughing twice during that trailer.
Club Dread was funny by Broseph	Jan 7th, 2009 04:10:40 PM
I enjoyed it for what it was.Beerfest was hilarious come on zj mantonio lol that's comedy gold
Went above my head? by Aeronaut	Jan 7th, 2009 04:23:12 PM
Broken Lizard's work is obviously on a higher plain of comedy that I just cannot reach. Alongside that of the Wayans and Jim Belushi. I stared at that and did not even smile.
Fuck Olivia Munn by ToughGuyRizzo	Jan 7th, 2009 04:23:16 PM
That cock-teasing pompous weenie swallowing snatch!
And yeah it's her by ToughGuyRizzo	Jan 7th, 2009 04:25:11 PM
And fuckin Mohinder from Heros. Whatta fuckin cast tho. Robin from HIMYM too!
Cruel_Kingdom and cbebop007 by slone13	Jan 7th, 2009 04:41:14 PM
You clearly know nothing about comedy. Or, at the very least, have no senses of humor. If you don't find Super Troopers funny you must be cold and bitter on the inside. Good day.
Jokes aren't funny. by Quin the Eskimo	Jan 7th, 2009 05:27:45 PM
Why don't you people get it.
super trooper was lightning striking by Charlie_Allnut	Jan 7th, 2009 05:40:33 PM
Somehow it was just so crazy and off the wall that it worked. Everything else they have done is miserably painful to watch.
Lance Henriksen, motherfuckers! by Julius Dithers	Jan 7th, 2009 06:02:24 PM
They probably got him to play a restaurant critic or something. Nice to see him in comedy for once.
All the Broken Lizard films I've seen have been pretty funny by SoylentMean	Jan 7th, 2009 07:24:32 PM
Including Dukes of Hazzard. I only saw the unrated version of that and it was actually enjoyable. Of course I get food poisoning a lot...
Was that Mohinder? by tonagan	Jan 7th, 2009 07:33:53 PM
Heroes crossover!
Can't wait... by wacko3205	Jan 7th, 2009 08:09:56 PM
Liked everything (even Club Dread as stupid as it was) that they've done other than Puddle Cruiser. Just could'nt get it. Honestly though...these boys are an acquired taste. I usually sit around all shits & giggles with the booze watching Super Troopers & Beerfest & none of me fellars got it...other than my brother...& there's no accounting for taste on his end...period. I'm up for admitting that you just have to either love 'em or hate 'em...that's the truth. After seeing this preview...I'm just kinda torn on the possibility of enjoying this one only in parts & only severely intox-ee-micated.
They really don't need to show everything in the trailer... by samuraiyao	Jan 7th, 2009 09:34:46 PM
Can't stand that shit!!!
Club Dread, and Super Troopers by thegimik	Jan 7th, 2009 09:49:32 PM
While I tend to agree with the majority here about club dread being shitty, I still call any Penelope I meet Penal-lope. And as for Super Troopers, well I`ve worked in call centres for a few years, and if it wasn`t for the meow game I would go totally insane. There`s nothing like slipping in the occaisional meow when you`re talking to someone who`s ripping you to really drive the wedge in.
slone13 by Cruel_Kingdom	Jan 8th, 2009 01:44:24 AM
Boy, you told me. You are right. I now love Broken Lizard since you set me straight. So thanks for that.
Broken Lizard is for people who like by Cruel_Kingdom	Jan 8th, 2009 01:46:31 AM
Paulie Shore, Ernest P. Worrell, and Adam Sandler produced films, i.e. the lowest common denominator. Thanks to morons like you we are guaranteed more treasures like Meet the Spartans and Super Hero Movie. So thanks for that, fuckers.
Kurzinski Valentine by BadMrWonka	Jan 8th, 2009 04:34:39 AM
it's "not", not "now", you dumbass.
Cruel_Kingdom by slone13	Jan 8th, 2009 12:53:04 PM
Your ignorance of comedy continues to astound. Even a severly retarded child knows that Broken Lizard's flicks and the Spartans/Super Hero "spoof" movies (or those of Paulie Shore, Ernest, et al.) are nowhere close to being in the same league as one another. And you keep using the phrase "lowest common denominator". In the immortal words of Inigo Montoya, "I do not think it means what you think it means." I don't believe that anyone here would classify Broken Lizard's movies as "high brow" by any stretch of the imagination, but calling them "lowest common denominator" is just plain inaccurate.
Cruel_Kingdom by slowgraffiti	Jan 9th, 2009 03:13:33 AM
Wow, you're a total idiot.

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