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Early Review of Nazi Zombies in DEAD SNOW blow in from the chilly Nordic side of the world!

It's a horror film... by Life_is_Fatal	Jan 6th, 2009 12:35:33 AM
with Nazi zombies, gore, and the potentially bad acting is masked by a language I can't comprehend? The preview looked fun, count me in.
Just make a Castle Wolfenstein movie... by milla jovovich	Jan 6th, 2009 12:37:14 AM
that would be awesome.
Also... by Life_is_Fatal	Jan 6th, 2009 12:37:34 AM
Kiss my ass all you first fuckers.
I'd watch it.. by nolan bautista	Jan 6th, 2009 12:46:41 AM
zombies uber ulles
it would cool.. by nolan bautista	Jan 6th, 2009 12:50:38 AM
..to have Hitler running around as a zombie or some Nazis we know from history (Hess,Mengele,etc.)
and Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu!!!!! by Groothewarrior	Jan 6th, 2009 12:52:52 AM
it could happen.
Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu.. by nolan bautista	Jan 6th, 2009 01:01:30 AM
..Hmm..lets see..hmmm..you're right Grooth..not only could it happen..it should happen
Playing with 'Treevenge' by donwithnoname	Jan 6th, 2009 01:09:06 AM
...Which is the new short film from Jason Eisener who directed 'Hobo with a Shotgun'...
SOLD! by Xiphos_2	Jan 6th, 2009 01:14:55 AM
You had me at Zombie Nazis. If there are some Viking juggs on display, they done iced that cake.
I MADE A HORROR FILM... by VALENTINEproductions	Jan 6th, 2009 01:27:10 AM
WATCH IT HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =8VfmgDbrCtc Thanks.
Fulci's Zombie by Dark Knight Lite	Jan 6th, 2009 02:14:35 AM
Zombie vs. Shark: greatest EVER.
Dear Paramount and Michael Mann by kwisatzhaderach	Jan 6th, 2009 02:46:53 AM
Please release The Keep on DVD. Thank you.
VALENTINEproductions by BadMrWonka	Jan 6th, 2009 02:53:43 AM
for those who don't want to visit the spam, let me save you some time and sum up the film: Typical film school short film where nothing happens, car breaks down, some walking, really long establishing shots to fill time, a bright cemetery, a squirt gun (seriously, we can see the plastic squirt trigger!), a mirror shot, blood disappears, was it all in his mind? more walking, bad makeup, more walking, someone disappears, was it all in his mind? 1 minute of credits for a 9 minute film... in other words, the same as EVERY crappy student short "horror" film you've ever seen. seriously, EVERY one is exactly the same.
Thanks for the warning MrBadWonka!.... by quantize	Jan 6th, 2009 03:12:52 AM
'was it all in his mind, is it a dream' #1 student horror film cliche!
File this and "Monster Slayer" under "more Evil Dead rip-offs" p by Mike_D	Jan 6th, 2009 03:13:46 AM
I'm sure that cabinet is pretty full.
wtf is wrong with horror these days? I mean..WTF??!! by Mike_D	Jan 6th, 2009 03:18:19 AM
I'm seriously pissed off. I can handle remakes. But...ANOTHER fucking zombie film?! "Oh its different this time, cause they are in a cabin in the snowy mountains this time and the undead used to be nazis!" Stop with the japanese cliche' long-black-haired-goul-girl scares. Stop with the "lets grab a chainsaw and hack at the monsters while trying to be funny" formula. Just...stop. Please.
Horror Film- to strive to elicit responses of fear, horror, and by Mike_D	Jan 6th, 2009 03:22:18 AM
in the audiences. Just a reminder.
Fuck the Zombie genre by WWBD	Jan 6th, 2009 03:31:31 AM
Seriously! 1 out of every 20 entries is decent, but there's never been a great one!
Never been a great zombie movie? by milla jovovich	Jan 6th, 2009 03:49:05 AM
Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Zombie, Dead Alive, Shaun Of The Dead, Cemetery Man, Dawn Of The Dead remake, The Beyond, Serpent And The Rainbow, Re-Animator. Just off the top of my head.
smooth anmeldelse by Epleterte	Jan 6th, 2009 03:53:41 AM
var egentlig bare det...
Want original cool horror films? by sonnyfern	Jan 6th, 2009 04:37:37 AM
Low-budget independant filmmaking at its FINEST. No zombie, bullshit remakes or goddamn cliches around here. People who are complaining about the state of horror...check 'em out- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v = jfMI7EsynWg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v = 7fRQ-YJuJQA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v = OwCrZ4kIoEo&
WWBD you're a fucking idiot by Lost Jarv	Jan 6th, 2009 04:41:34 AM
THere's been plenty of classic Zombie films. Tool. This should be gold. Zombie snow Nazis is unfuckupable
Look, just stop stealing gold from the Nazis by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jan 6th, 2009 06:12:39 AM
and the zombies, or monster, or whatever else may be out there will leave you alone. When will people learn. They're just like bees. Don't bother them, and they won't bother you.
why by brassai2003	Jan 6th, 2009 06:28:05 AM
do nazis that have been dead for 60 years have intestines? Pass.
Hitler can't be a zombie by I Dunno	Jan 6th, 2009 06:47:54 AM
He shot himself in the head. That precludes him becoming a zombie. And if you're going to make a Nazi zombie movie, it had better be historically accurate.
Wannabe hollywood by alb55	Jan 6th, 2009 07:02:48 AM
Alle i Norge vil være som toffe Hollywood ! All people in Norway want's to be like badass hollywood and I'm sick of it because then the budget for movies get shitted on rather than making a good movie with heart
I will definitely check this out on video by just pillow talk	Jan 6th, 2009 07:26:57 AM

I Dunno.. by nolan bautista	Jan 6th, 2009 07:41:05 AM
..you're right..i dont know how overlooked that..alright then..Eva Braun,perhaps?
NAZI ZOMBIES! I AM THERE. by JustyHakubi	Jan 6th, 2009 08:48:41 AM
All it needs is some big-breasted Viking women with battle-axes and tigers and that movie is up for an Oscar nomination.
After some reflection... by Coma Baby	Jan 6th, 2009 09:23:10 AM
I've decided my hatred of Nazis outweighs my love of zombies - I'm going to have to root for the Norwegians in this one. Speaking of Nazis, I'm also a sucker for people sticking it to Nazi mad scientists that create robotic super-apes and fire V1 rockets stuffed with vampire plagues so how about a Hellboy spinoff Lobster Johnson movie produced by Guillermo Del Toro!
Shock Waves by BGDAWES	Jan 6th, 2009 10:30:04 AM
How come nobody has mentioned Shock Waves? That movie had Nazi Zombies and it IS WAS AND ALWAYS SHALL BE A-W-E-S-O-M-E. Seriously, it's a cheesey movie from the 70's but it's great in a way I can't explain. Rent it, watch it, don't thank me - just pay it forward.
Shock Waves by Coma Baby	Jan 6th, 2009 10:49:49 AM
sounds awesome. Netflix doesn't have it, but my local video store has nearly anything ever put out on a crappy vhs tape. This weekend I'm renting it. No one stand in my way.
What do you do when you can't have Nazi's in Indiana Jones? by finky089	Jan 6th, 2009 10:55:39 AM
bring them back as C-movie zombies! Actually, I liek that idea.
Shock Waves...?? by skimn	Jan 6th, 2009 11:04:36 AM
Does that feature one of the last roles for the great Peter Cushing??
Comedy gore by skimn	Jan 6th, 2009 11:07:02 AM
Hard to beat Dead Alive (ED2 goes without saying).
I really want to see this. by The Reluctant Austinite	Jan 6th, 2009 11:27:17 AM
"Shock Waves" is indeed the best Nazi zombie ever made, but don't expect much gore because it's rated PG. The scenes of the zombies rising up from the water are worth the price of a rental. And, yes skimn, Peter Cushing is in it. Anyway, "Dead Snow" is likely going to be one of the last zombie movies to get any attention in this current cycle. Monster trends run in cycles, and zombies have had quite a resurgence in popularity over the last five years. Vampires had their run in the 80s and appear to be ready to make a comeback.
For more nazi zombies, check out by The Reluctant Austinite	Jan 6th, 2009 11:42:28 AM
Jean Rollin's "Zombie Lake" and Jess Franco's "Oasis of the Zombies." Or don't. Both films are pretty terrible snoozers.
Crossing my fingers that Benecio's Wolfman by skimn	Jan 6th, 2009 11:49:19 AM
fills that "monster" need. I understand Fox is working on a werewolf series, which is funny considering one of their first series on air was werewolf based.
George Romero's "Of the Dead" trailer!!!!!!! by The Reluctant Austinite	Jan 6th, 2009 12:02:23 PM
Holy smokes. We're sitting here chatting about a Norwegian zombie film when a trailer from the grandmaster of all things zombie, George Romero, has a new indy zombie film coming out--and there's a trailer we can watch RIGHT NOW! It's called "of the Dead" and you can find it at Voltage Pictures at http://voltagepictures.com/Tra ilerPage.php?title=George A Romero's Of The Dead&file=ofthedead1.mov&w=640 &h=368 It looks beautiful!
Uh, shouldn't there be an 's' after "review"? by Rickey Henderson	Jan 6th, 2009 12:03:46 PM
Come on now Harry, at least proof read your posts fella.
I never thought I'd get tired of zombies... by The_joker	Jan 6th, 2009 12:11:00 PM
Which is sad since I just started a webcomic about them.
Where's all the new COOL genre news? by The Reluctant Austinite	Jan 6th, 2009 12:32:39 PM
I mean, I don't mind fishing from other sites, but I'm a longtime AICN reader and I want Harry's site to be the place to go for everything a geek wants to know. I don't care if somebody else ran the story first. I mean, in the last couple of days Rob Zombie released early pics of Wayne Toth's work on the new Michael Myers mask from "H2," "Jonah Hex" has a new director in Jimmy Hayward, George Romero's "Of the Dead" has a trailer online and I found out from a Talkbacker that there is a completed Robert E. Howard adaptation of my favorite character "Solomon Kane" staring James Purefoy out there that nobody has written a word about! These are fairly exciting geek stories waiting to be exploited in a general slow movie news time of year. Now it's well known that I like Mr. Knowles quite a bit. He's an original, a true film fan and a good guy. This is just constructive criticism. I miss Mori, and I miss this being the place to go to hear about all that kind of stuff. I don't care if the Talkbackers poo-poo the story or not. If it's in the "cool" genre, then we should read about it here, damnit!
"Thor" and "The Descent 2" are also in the news. by The Reluctant Austinite	Jan 6th, 2009 12:52:53 PM
It's been confirmed that the character of Donald Blake will indeed be introduced at the end of "Thor." And CHUD.com posted some cool pics from "The Descent 2," a sequel to one of my favorite horror films of the last 10 years and a BNAT alumni. A slow news season? I guess not!
GOOFY GORE by alice 13	Jan 6th, 2009 02:21:51 PM
poor mickey and minnie!
and you find yourself wondering «Hey! Where the fuck did he get by hamo455	Jan 6th, 2009 03:35:41 PM
I often find myself wondering that.
a Gattling gun?>> by hamo455	Jan 6th, 2009 03:52:21 PM
Dammit. Zombies get a lot of filmmakers started because they're cheap to make. The only thing cheaper to make is a slasher.
WOLFENSTEIN!!!! by Lorquaine	Jan 6th, 2009 04:02:30 PM
When? When?? WHEN???
You had me at "Stretched Intestines" by cookylamoo	Jan 6th, 2009 04:27:53 PM
I like a movie with guts.
The best part of the Zombie Vs Shark by krullboyisback	Jan 6th, 2009 07:13:30 PM
is the awesome, cheesy 70s music. Amazinga and Epic
It's funny how milla jovovich didn't mention Resident Evil.. by Stalkeye	Jan 7th, 2009 05:30:46 AM
among the best Zombie flicks. Methinks "she's" very humble (more like humbled.)XD. However, a castle Wolfenstien Movie would be great as long as Boll isn't behind this.Oh, and while I'm at it, have the German Rock band Rammenstien handle the score."This is Mein Teil..":P
Hey by BBQGlazedSeabass	Jan 7th, 2009 07:51:05 AM
What's a trope anyway?

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