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Live in Chicago? Wanna see David Goyer's latest THE UNBORN? Capone has the details!!!

Goyer has really got a resume now. by Silverglade	Jan 3rd, 2009 05:24:05 PM

No and yes by Belasco_House	Jan 3rd, 2009 05:24:43 PM

Phew... by Belasco_House	Jan 3rd, 2009 05:33:15 PM
Almost sold out and said 'first!' How foolish I would've seemed!
Man just when i thought by Ace of Knaves	Jan 3rd, 2009 05:38:28 PM
I couldnt get enough creepy ghost kid quick cut bullshit! Thanks, Dave.
I don't know... by wampa 1	Jan 3rd, 2009 05:40:00 PM
...but it sure smells good!
Is he directing this? by crayotic	Jan 3rd, 2009 06:10:28 PM
Coz Blade 3 was a piece of shit.
From the "writer of the Dark Knight"??????????????????? by crackerfarmboy	Jan 3rd, 2009 06:11:29 PM
What kind of horseshit is that. He did NEXT TO NOTHING on TDK script. What a self-promoting buffoon!
ODETTE YUSTMAN IS A FUCKED UP NAME by BringingSexyBack	Jan 3rd, 2009 06:18:10 PM
but she is far from fucked up. Yeah, I'd have gone back for that ass too.
FROM THE VISIONARY CREATOR OF THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS AND SIN CI by BringingSexyBack	Jan 3rd, 2009 06:19:29 PM
See? Credits don't mean shit.
DAVID GOYER GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! by Illuminate	Jan 3rd, 2009 06:34:45 PM
Hey David Goyer, Thanks for fucking up the Blade Trilogy. The first two were cinematic perfection and then you took a shit right on Blade with Blade 3. I sound great singing to music in my car but, I am not stupid enough to make a Goddamned full of myself on American Idol. You can't Direct worth Shit and I waisted 2 hours of my life watching that steaming pile in the movie theaters, thanks for nothing asshole. You are definitly a great screenwriter but, you fucking suck at Directing. Also, it is not all your fault. Blade 3 also looked cheaper than the previous Blade movie since, you listened to some of the dumb ass fans who complained about the CGI. CGI is what makes all summer blockbusters as big as they are. It started with Terminator 2 and Jurrassic Park and the idiots who complained about that shit are the ones who are against the summer blockbuster and if you are one of those guys than go fuck yourself and have fun watching soap operas you fucking losers. Back to my point, I hope Blade 4 comes out, if they can replace Snipes or waite until he gets out of jail.
TDK without great performances would have been shit by I Dunno	Jan 3rd, 2009 06:52:38 PM
The very last person to be credited with that film's success is the writer. As for The Unborn, undead children are always scary, so good luck with the contest, as nonsensical as it is.
Looks like a typical by yubnubrocks	Jan 3rd, 2009 07:17:03 PM
horror movie that they make these days. Lots of shadowy figures, twisted shapes. Whatever.
The Unborn should have been still born... by Gus Van Rant	Jan 3rd, 2009 07:22:24 PM
Seriously, who Green Lights this shit?
Are these tickets transferrable? by Durendal	Jan 3rd, 2009 07:22:57 PM
'Cause I'll enter and hawk 'em on eBay if they are.
What? The script for The Dark Knight was great, but... by flickchick85	Jan 3rd, 2009 07:32:40 PM
Goyer didn't write it. Goyer is a terrible writer AND director.
To be fair, the trailer is kind of fucked up by I Dunno	Jan 3rd, 2009 07:34:50 PM
the twisted head people, even if ripped off the Exorcist, are pretty creepy.
odette yustman in her underwear + pg13 by alice 13	Jan 3rd, 2009 07:49:30 PM
how you set up a sequel.
Ughhhhhhh CGI by rogueleader66	Jan 3rd, 2009 07:52:27 PM
I am so sick of these whiny little fanboys who think CGI is what makes movies great. "CGI is what makes all summer blockbusters as big as they are." Are you fucking kidding me? CGI ENHANCES already good movies. The greatest CGI in the world cant mask a poor script or poor acting or any other bad qualities. Jesus grow the fuck up. Besides that, CGI only works when it's done right, and sorry but most of the time it is easy to spot, and that makes it SUCK. CGI fire and explosions ARE FUCKING LAME. Take the time to make things look right or dont waste my time with fake looking CGI.
I havent seen ANY reviews for this. wtf. by Mike_D	Jan 3rd, 2009 09:23:47 PM
?
Carla Gugino was in an episode of Alf I just watched by SoylentMean	Jan 3rd, 2009 09:32:29 PM
She played the love interest of Jake. She was very young and it was weird. Alf rules your universe!
saw the ad for this by El Borak	Jan 3rd, 2009 09:48:38 PM
looked creepy as shit. w/ that dude's head backwards. holy shit.
Her ass looks great on the poster by Broseph	Jan 3rd, 2009 11:00:11 PM
I'll be doing a horror double feature seeing this and my bloody valentine 3-d
David Goyer... by Cujo_Fugate	Jan 4th, 2009 01:29:05 AM
Is a HORRIBLE director.
David Goyer... by Cujo_Fugate	Jan 4th, 2009 01:30:37 AM
RUINED Blade 3.
The Unborn vs. The Uninvited by Hell's Cigarette	Jan 4th, 2009 01:45:31 AM
Which January horror release will be worse? At least The Uninvited has Elizabeth Banks going for it. Count me in for that...
BSB, you mean like Visionary Director of 300? by onezeroone	Jan 4th, 2009 03:29:06 AM

wow, greatest poster in years by The Amazing G	Jan 4th, 2009 06:19:14 AM
DAT ASS!
Upside down heads and Odette's killer booty by Rocco Curioso	Jan 4th, 2009 06:36:41 AM
That seems to be the marketing campaign. There's a one-liner in there somewhere, but my brain's not processing on that level this late.
Goyer's a better director than Spielberg now. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jan 4th, 2009 11:19:12 AM

wow- this movies looks awful by Judge Briggs	Jan 4th, 2009 12:04:20 PM
esp with the PG-13 and the fucming cliche of having a super hot girl run around in her underwear... so movie execs really believe that we are suckered into seeing a movie because of that? hellooooo, porn is EVERYWHERE for free now!!!
Thought the preview was good until.... by Thot	Jan 4th, 2009 12:29:28 PM
....the seemingly obligatory "creepy little kid" showed his face. C'mon! Enough with the evil, creepy kid stuff. It's been done to DEATH!!
I loved this movie when... by Flaggg	Jan 4th, 2009 12:47:19 PM
...it was THE DARK HALF by Stephen King!
Uninvited is the Tale of Two Sisters remake by Jarek	Jan 4th, 2009 02:23:58 PM
Seriously... they just changed the name and tried to pull a fast one on us. Check the iMDb. I knew it looked familiar. I'll see The Unborn, only because despite it's unoriginality it looks like it might not be as bad as everyone is making it out to be before seeing it.
Goyer didnt write the Dark Knight by robzass	Jan 4th, 2009 03:10:08 PM
He plotted it with Chris Nolan. Theres a big difference. Trust me, everything you hated about Batman Begins like "nice coat" and "you need to lighten up", those were Goyers.
Goyer's The Invisible was a good movie, dammit by Nasty In The Pasty	Jan 4th, 2009 03:50:09 PM
http://www.dvdinmypants.com/re views/H-N/invisible.php
I laughed. by Harold-Sherbort	Jan 4th, 2009 04:06:27 PM
The shot in the trailer of that guy with his head on upside down and his body crawling.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nothin scary about that at all. Same with the dog. I don't give a fuck what context it's in, that shit is not scary. The one saving grace is that ass. Mmmmmmmm that ass.
Illuminate by mumpsey	Jan 4th, 2009 04:36:13 PM
Holy shit dude...are you ok??
robzass by Paul Bucciarelli	Jan 4th, 2009 08:49:20 PM
So who gets the blame for "The night is always darkest before the dawn" and other such scripted pearls? You ether die a hero or live to recite horrible dialogue.
Hopefully this will be as shitty as The Invisible and Jumper by Cruel_Kingdom	Jan 4th, 2009 09:41:08 PM
Just saying.
David Goyer... by Cujo_Fugate	Jan 4th, 2009 11:27:17 PM
is not a better director than ANYONE.
Speaking of horrible dialogue by Thot	Jan 5th, 2009 11:00:42 AM
Gordon's cringe-worthy "not the hero we need" speech at the end of TDK was pretty awful.

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