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TRANSFORMERS 2 - as epic as the Pyramids of Giza?!?!?

They will be destroyed by jimmy_009	Dec 29th, 2008 02:03:03 PM
If I know my epic sci-fi movies.
King Tut by GeorgieBoy	Dec 29th, 2008 02:03:12 PM
Where's the King tut Transformer?
I see a Stargate crossover in the works by jimmy_009	Dec 29th, 2008 02:04:07 PM
Couldn't be any dumber than the first Transformers movie.
My eyeballs will be destroyed... by IAmMrMonkey!	Dec 29th, 2008 02:05:09 PM
...by AVATAR! So I won't have to watch this tripe. Am I right, fellow Avatards? Yeah, I'm right.
Get rid of the jive robot talk... by The Eskimo	Dec 29th, 2008 02:05:30 PM
...in this one please.
Are Kurtzman and Orci 'writing' this? by kwisatzhaderach	Dec 29th, 2008 02:08:00 PM

Maybe it's The Mummy VS Transformers? by IAmMrMonkey!	Dec 29th, 2008 02:08:40 PM
That could be pretty good. You could have Arnold Vosloo conjuring up giant dust clouds on one side, and the armies of Megatron on the other. With Brendan Frasier crying into Rachel Weis' panties between them.
The movie ends with by I am_NOTREAL	Dec 29th, 2008 02:08:53 PM
Shia frozen in carbonite and Optimus Prime losing his hand
Transformers 2: As shitty as the original?!?! by Stifler's Mom	Dec 29th, 2008 02:11:03 PM
slow news day, indeed.
I can't wait for someone to get shot watching this.... by The Dum Guy	Dec 29th, 2008 02:12:33 PM
"Dude! Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to hear that explosion!"
I smell fake!!! by dingleberryjerry	Dec 29th, 2008 02:14:20 PM
There is NOTHING is this photo that gives any indication that this is Transformers 2. This crew could be from the Discovery channel for fuck's sakes.
Hey! Cloverfield made Empire's top ten! by UltimaRex	Dec 29th, 2008 02:15:05 PM
Go over and look if you don't don't believe me...
UltimaRex by kwisatzhaderach	Dec 29th, 2008 02:21:10 PM
It's a top 50 list and the films are listed in alphabetical order.
It's not a fake by I am_NOTREAL	Dec 29th, 2008 02:30:26 PM
There's a shot in USA Today as well. Not the same. I think the Egypt set was built in Mexico or something.
Will it have even more of Michael Bay's Sweet Racism? by JackPumpkinhead	Dec 29th, 2008 02:30:55 PM
Aww, that Mike Bay was so cute with his lovable racism in the original "Transformers". I hope to see more of it here! But this time don't just target blacks and Indians, Mikey! Expand, show your true feelings, go 100% L. Ron Hubbard! With the box office take of the first one, you can afford to!
STARGATE AND TRANSFORMERS?!?!? by SkidMarkedUndies	Dec 29th, 2008 02:31:28 PM
I JUST JIZZED IN MY PANTZ!
Where are all the people who proclaimed the 1st film would tank? by Smashing	Dec 29th, 2008 02:34:18 PM
You where so fucking wrong. Remember that cock who wrote Tino endlessly, I heard he committed suicide after being owned on the world stage of wrongness. As fr the misguided few that expect this film to be rubbish, If you didn't care for Transformers or Cloverfield fair play, why not write a post explaining why you disliked it, don't just say "I hate it, it's shit" because then you end up looking fucking dumb.
Glad This One Has A Global Focus by DeeJay	Dec 29th, 2008 02:35:51 PM
It'll hep give it a different look than the first installment.
The Lion King didn't need human characters... by Warcraft	Dec 29th, 2008 02:38:59 PM
to portray characters with humanity and succeed at being taken seriously and being highly entertaining, so why can't transformers be the same? what's their excuse? Why are we forced to watch Shia and all the horrible human characters bumble around being worthless? Why do the titular characters take a backseat to them, and have only a fraction of the screen time? Why???
Oh, and as long as the robots look shitty... by Warcraft	Dec 29th, 2008 02:40:39 PM
...I'm not seeing this piece of shit. I've been fooled too many times by George Lucas to keep seeing shitty sequels, in hopes that they improve upon their prequels. I don't think so. I see ONE shitty movie in a franchise, it's fucking over, and for me, it's over for transformers.
Explosions! Senseless, random metallic fighting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by crackerfarmboy	Dec 29th, 2008 02:41:49 PM
Yes! Let's make more pointless extremely expensive, god awful, fucking retarded movies like this!
I don't get it. by Iron-kong	Dec 29th, 2008 02:41:59 PM
It's a robot that turns into a building. What's fun about that?
You just know the plot device.... by connor187	Dec 29th, 2008 02:49:56 PM
The Transformers will have some kind on connection with the pharos, There will be an old ancient device that binds everything together inside the great pyrmid ang well you guessed it....both sides want it. Mark me words people.
Tuturro is still in it. Terrible. by Squashua	Dec 29th, 2008 02:50:42 PM
Bad move. He was the worst part of the first one.
The only good thing out of Transformers by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Dec 29th, 2008 02:51:28 PM
Was every word out of Peter Cullens majestic voice. Peter Cullen will pound your ear drums this Summer! It didn't suprise me at all to found out he improvised most of his dialogue. (Except fuck the obvious "my bad" Bayisms and that bullshit")
Lookd good to me by XoanonTORN	Dec 29th, 2008 02:51:33 PM
Megan Fox...check I'm good.
hey Iron-kong... by dingleberryjerry	Dec 29th, 2008 02:51:39 PM
Nice quote from "Big."
Transformers 2 by ReZourceman	Dec 29th, 2008 02:52:20 PM
Transformers Harder
There will always be people who hate films like these by emeraldboy	Dec 29th, 2008 02:53:33 PM
but then the problem is if hollywood made a summersworth of movies which were really smart and well made and were excellent. The people who like transformers, would lash out that hollywood was taken over by the elists. I would like to see more smart movies from Hollywood. But Ill be seeing this anyway. becuase I like both types of films.
YES: TF-Talkback!! by Romoehlio	Dec 29th, 2008 02:56:46 PM
they usually are among the best!!! Boobs on Bumblebee!!
Retards who say things like... by Brians Life	Dec 29th, 2008 02:58:30 PM
"Megan Fox...check. I'm good." shouldn't be allowed to go to the movies. REALLY!?!? You're the same morons who saw Stealth because Jessica Biel was in it. You people suck...I can only assume that you're 14 and don't see many girls often. If that is you're ONLY pre-req for seeing a film, just stay at home and check out the NSFW on Reddit. Oh, and the movie news there is usually about a week ahead of the movie news here. FUCK!!!
TINO2!!! by Gus Van Rant	Dec 29th, 2008 03:03:00 PM
More like Pyramids of "Jizz"-a. FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
TRANSFORMERS TALKBACK = INSTANT HILARITY by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 29th, 2008 03:04:44 PM
Sweet. Bring it on. Nothing stirs up the AICN TB community like a good ol' fashioned TRANSFORMERS TB.
I want my energon cubes by MurderMostFowl	Dec 29th, 2008 03:08:20 PM
I'm hoping for some more classic TF homages in this movie. TF 1 was alright, but why Bay decided that actual character development for the robot wasn't important, I'll never know. Only Prime, Bumblebee and Megatron were even differentiated on screen. The rest was just a CG soaring spinning metal mess. And Prime loses alot in the movie too... just like all great heros, it is the pairing of the hero and the anti-hero that truly makes the character. Megatron and starscream ( their characters I mean ) were basically flat and had no personality.
RE: Tuturro is still in it. Terrible. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 29th, 2008 03:08:30 PM
Wrong! The scene were Tuturro's character reveals his Sector 7 underwear was one of the single funniest WTF??? moments in cinema that year. It's twice as godawfully funny when you consider that Tuturro modeled his character after Michael Bay.
Comparisons to THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES? by SmokeFilledTavern	Dec 29th, 2008 03:10:12 PM

Tuturro's character was modeled after Michael Bay? by Squashua	Dec 29th, 2008 03:27:07 PM
Man, I may need to punish myself and watch this after all.
Aware? by DanboJohnJ	Dec 29th, 2008 03:29:47 PM
Two Words(and a load of hot air)...SOURCE MATERIAL....when Megs is a BIG gun,and i see a tranforming VW Beatle then i will regard this francise as a TRANSFORMERS FILM. Fair play i do enjoy the 1st one as fun but that aside it still smells different
I did a very sensible thing regarding... by emeraldboy	Dec 29th, 2008 03:30:30 PM
Stealth. I avoided it. both In the cinema and on DVD. I knew the thing was horrible the moment I saw the trailer.
Flames on Optimus = Nipples on Batman by Gus Van Rant	Dec 29th, 2008 03:33:35 PM
Truer words, never spoken.
Nipples on Batman = Flames on Optimus by Gus Van Rant	Dec 29th, 2008 03:34:56 PM
Truer words, seldom spoken.
TINO 2: Revenge of the Cocksucker, Micheal Bay by Gus Van Rant	Dec 29th, 2008 03:35:46 PM
Now that is a title I can live with.
King Tut Originally Disocovered Optimus.. by Crow3711	Dec 29th, 2008 03:38:09 PM
Thousands of years ago. And the Autobots helped build the pyramids. And then when they did, Tut magically had a pair of apple headphones that were implanted with a signal that when plugged into the correct iPod leads you directly to the silly macguffin this movie will inevitably be about that saves the world when Shia says the correct hilarious one-liner. FUCK BAYFORMERS.
Transformers was cinematic proof... by conspiracy	Dec 29th, 2008 03:40:42 PM
...that the typical Human is not much more developed than a house cat playing with a ball of string. The fact there is a desire by the public for a second Transformers movie only confirms that we are indeed dumber than dirt...and that unlike even a simple organism, are incapable of learning from our mistakes. Nobody claims that a Transformers movie has to be Scorsese or Kubrick; but on some level don't you want more than the shit they threw at you? For Fucks sake the Sta Morning Cartoon was more developed and deeper than the utter piss that these hacks threw at you! Christ..what they basically presented us was a movie on the base level of "The Fast and the Furious"..only for geeks instead of welfare baby producing gearheads. Aren't you better than that?!
And by the way.... by conspiracy	Dec 29th, 2008 03:43:30 PM
...Fuck Megan Fox, thats all she is good for, and from what is insinuated around the web, how she "Broke" into this business so fast, and how she secures her parts given her INCREDIBLE skills as an actress. If all you want is that tart..here ya go...http://imagefap.com/galle ry/1206119. There..I not only saved you $12 bucks but but giving you a reason NOT to go see this mess...I did my part to ensure Transformers 3 never gets made.
More images on USA Today, with explosions and fucked up Optimus by El Mamerro	Dec 29th, 2008 03:43:53 PM
http://tinyurl.com/7o4bc6 Peep homeboy on the far right of the explosion picture being blown the fuck off his tank.
Lemming, No so it doesn't... by The Eskimo	Dec 29th, 2008 03:44:10 PM
...suck like the first one. douche pickle.
. by The Eskimo	Dec 29th, 2008 03:48:12 PM
Jive Talking Robots = Tarzan Shia
Actually, Megatron was a big gun in Bay's fliq... by Darth Macchio	Dec 29th, 2008 03:52:19 PM
At the end city-battle when Meg and Optimus are fighting, Meg twists around and slams his arms together forming a big cannon which he fails to fire at first as optimus hits him with something or another but then he does it again and gets the shot off which blows optimus down the street and into that building. Granted, I had to watch the movie probably at least 15 times before I actually caught this but still, it is a very kewl scene. Of ocurse, I found the idea of the military hiding the device sought by giant hostile robots right in the middle of a city filled with people to be preposterously stupid. And when did Voight forget how to act? Of course, ragging on Transformers (which, incidentally, I don't hate) is about as difficult as crushing a toddler beneath a steam roller....er..I mean taking candy from a baby.
Oh and before I forget by El Mamerro	Dec 29th, 2008 03:54:01 PM
Fuck everyone. Transformers ruled.
A fun experiment... by Darth Macchio	Dec 29th, 2008 03:56:31 PM
During any of the action set pieces in Bay's Transformers. Start counting "1 mississippi, 2 mississippi" until the next cut. Every time the scene lasts less than 3 or 4 seconds...5 tops, punch yourself in the face. My guess is you'll be unconscious before Shia even shows up. I would have said slug a beer or drop a shot but I think we shouldn't be coaxing people into giving themselves alcohol poisoning. Seems kind of rude, no?
"Put that fucking cube in my chest!" by brokentusk	Dec 29th, 2008 04:04:16 PM
Most unintentionally porno line in the history of cinema. You know, TRANSFORMERS could have actually been great if half an hour of the "hilarious" comedy shoved into the film was left on the editing room floor.
If one of those pyramids is a fucking Bayformer... by photoboy	Dec 29th, 2008 04:04:27 PM
Nothing but a complete reboot with a proper Gen 1 story and robot designs can redeem Bay.
Hey Brians Life by wontyouletmeknow.	Dec 29th, 2008 04:05:20 PM
I find it hilarious how you just owned the creator of theonering.net, which I go to daily. Now, every time I check out the site, I'll think of you making fun of his Megan Fox love.
Brians Life by XoanonTORN	Dec 29th, 2008 04:05:41 PM
Dude..chill...I was being vacuous on purpose..it's Transformers not Shakespeare, its all about boobs and 'slosions! Calm down and enjoy life a little.
What do you suppose has been buried in the Pyramid all this time by Frisco	Dec 29th, 2008 04:11:03 PM
Allspark... no, it's been done. My vote is Tetragon, the proto-energon that could spell the end of both the autobots AND mankind! Also, boobs.
I had chili for lunch. by Godovhellfire	Dec 29th, 2008 04:12:27 PM

You can only like Michael Bay's Transformers if... by Lucasblows	Dec 29th, 2008 04:21:19 PM
...you are younger than 4 or retarded. And I mean severely retarded, not Forrest Gump retarded.
I provided one of the voices! by brokentusk	Dec 29th, 2008 04:23:57 PM
It's true, I provided the voice of a jive talking audience member who couldn't believe the shit they were subjected to for two and a half hours. You may remember me.
I don't think so by Jose_Jones	Dec 29th, 2008 04:27:41 PM
I don't think that we will see bots fighting at this location. Theres not enough equipment or crew for that. Don't you think we'd see the trademark Bay Tank/Cars with cameras strapped to them? No all we see is a very large job, which i Can only guess will lower from a high angle, and then lower onto an actor who will find an artifact or something else unoriginal. I'd bet 10 bucks its something like that. Plus Transformers part one, blew balls. So poop on that Fanboys.
The Giza Pyramids will have nothing to do with the story. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 29th, 2008 04:28:01 PM
I'm betting that it's just a location shot as the return of the Decepticons means war on a global scale. conspiracy - Nothing you do will ensure that TRANSFORMERS 3 never gets made. NOTHING.
oh and also by Jose_Jones	Dec 29th, 2008 04:28:15 PM
is Meg Fox holding her tit in that Photo.....I think she is.
fuck i hate doing this by Jose_Jones	Dec 29th, 2008 04:30:42 PM
when i said all you see is a big job...i mean a big JIB. AICN update your boards already
And remember kids... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 29th, 2008 04:31:31 PM
THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!
T2 by theplant	Dec 29th, 2008 04:33:13 PM
Avatar will suck your eyeballs 2009 Michael Bay will take a 10 years vacation after T2 flops.
Oh great..... this sucks.. by BRUTICUS	Dec 29th, 2008 04:36:38 PM
I have no problem with the transformers fighting in Egypt. Or having a plot line unfold there. What I do have a problem with is trying to connect everything in human past with their story. It's annoying. In the cartoon the transformers were crashed on earth for 4 million years (much better than Megatron being here 2000 years and the Autobots comin back to get the McGuffin.
No peeing robots either please. by Knobules	Dec 29th, 2008 04:37:37 PM
So now we know George Lucas and Michael Bay have the same sense of humor. Piss and fart jokes. 100 million $ movies and thats the best they can do. For petes sake Spielberg cant you do ANYTHING to make these idiots lay of the lame jokes? Do you even read the "scripts".
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Dec 29th, 2008 04:42:41 PM
Damn You Michael Bay
FUCK MICHAEL BAY! by FuckMichaelBay	Dec 29th, 2008 04:50:58 PM

FUCK MICHAEL BAY! by FuckMichaelBay	Dec 29th, 2008 04:51:06 PM

FUCK MICHAEL BAY! by FuckMichaelBay	Dec 29th, 2008 04:51:16 PM

Look! Me and MCMLXXVI are side by side! by FuckMichaelBay	Dec 29th, 2008 04:52:00 PM
MNG whatcha got for me home-dog?
FuckMichaelBay and MCMLXXVI should date by IAmMrMonkey!	Dec 29th, 2008 05:08:58 PM
You too have a lot in common. Book a table somewhere and then sit gazing lovingly into each other's eyes. Afterwards one of you can fuck the other in the ass whilst pretending its Michael Bay. It's a match made in heaven! I may rename myself IAmMrCupid!
Contructo-bots! by fivezero	Dec 29th, 2008 05:13:44 PM
I bet UNDERNEATH the pyramids are those contruction robots that combine to make one big huge robot! if they go on to say that those constructo-bots BUILT the pyramids so they can hide a mcguffin device... i'll commit suicide.
Marley and Me was NOT Cute by thewizardofoz	Dec 29th, 2008 05:15:26 PM
In fact, it was the most depressing movie I may have ever seen. Relentless, actually. The trailor is represented in the first 20 or so minutes, after that it's barely about the dog and more an examination of the difficulties of family at different stages of life (kind of reminded me of a lesser "Giant" in a weird way). Then the last 20 minutes is like a knife through the heart. "Beethoven" it is NOT! Not an AMAZING movie mind you, but certainly not what I expected and definitely not a "cute" flick I'd take my kids to.
OPTIMUS PRIME DIES by SomaShine	Dec 29th, 2008 05:22:35 PM
Oh Snap!
TF was everything I expected. by La.Cucaracha	Dec 29th, 2008 05:25:59 PM
I saw it for the effects, Not Shia,not the plot, not the dialog. It was just what I expected. The obligatory product placement was where I thought it would be. I didn't rush out to buy the DVD, but it was the type that I wanted to see on the big screen with all of its glory.
FMB - I gotta lot o' this... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 29th, 2008 06:20:56 PM
THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!
Check it by technotranceporter	Dec 29th, 2008 06:22:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =DWBeNUei0SI
MNG: THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS ME... by FuckMichaelBay	Dec 29th, 2008 06:25:53 PM
...TO THROW UP ORGANS.
IAmMrMonkey: IAmNotAmused...YouAreGiantToolba g by FuckMichaelBay	Dec 29th, 2008 06:27:10 PM

FMB - Damn, that must hurt. by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 29th, 2008 06:30:41 PM
But Bay keeps you and MCMLXXVI coming back for more. Gotta love it!
The One Ring Dot Net guy, don't... by Brians Life	Dec 29th, 2008 06:36:45 PM
...use the term "it's not Shakespeare". We all already know that TRANSFORMERS were not created by William Shakespeare, but it IS people that say things like "it's not Shakespeare" that keep us from getting less DARK KNIGHTS and more WOLVERINES. Go find your ring.
Harry you f*king HYPOCRITE!!! by Logan_1973	Dec 29th, 2008 06:53:04 PM
Two years ago you said you couldn't wait for TF b/c you wanted to see nothing but giant fucking robots fighting. Then you review the film and diss it b/c it wasn't human enough (WTF). And now you're back to being excited about giant fucking robots again. Which is it? Pick one!
http://tinyurl.com/6uyuja by RaveX	Dec 29th, 2008 07:05:22 PM
I can read lips.
Harry...have you READ Marley and Me? by conspiracy	Dec 29th, 2008 07:29:12 PM
Seriously Harry, sometimes I wonder if you even know understand the things you are so quick to spout out. Whats "Cute" in a story about a couples life, and how times quick relentless passage is marked by the life, and death, of their misbehaving but ultimately beloved dog? That book has reduced grown men to tears...for fucks sake even Howard Stern admitted to bawling over that book. Now I Haven't seen the movie..but I can't imagine it's the "Feel good hit of the year".
Brians Life by XoanonTORN	Dec 29th, 2008 07:31:44 PM
Dude, you haven't even see Wolverine yet? Why shit on it? Man o man, do you ENJOY movies at all?
Brians Life...Well said. by conspiracy	Dec 29th, 2008 07:34:07 PM
That is the problem in this country...a society of lowered expectations. I don't need Shakespeare, or even Tolkien. However, I do not want to feel like I've been duped like a fool 2 hours after I hand over my $12 bucks..and that is exactly how I felt after Transformers. I could almost hear that sorry fuck Orci laughing on his way to the bank.
Even the pictures of them shooting by ZoeFan	Dec 29th, 2008 07:43:19 PM
the movie uses an orange filter.
This and 5 other pictures by ZoeFan	Dec 29th, 2008 07:44:49 PM
can be seen on the USA Today website.
We got some "G.I. JOE" aka "Action Force" images in there? by Anna Valerious	Dec 29th, 2008 07:57:20 PM
Please? I want my romaction fix. (Thank you, Adam Sandler for that new term.)
finally saw the BD version of Transformers by darthwaz1	Dec 29th, 2008 07:58:50 PM
and Bay's action sequences give me a fucking headache...it's constantly too fast and all over the place, I couldn't even appreciate the look of the robots without pausing it. After watching Crystal Skull on BD it's obvious that Speilberg can make a great action scene that the viewer can follow and is actually engaging to watch...Fuck you Michael Bay.
The Mummy Meets Transformers!!!!! by mistergreen	Dec 29th, 2008 08:06:44 PM
seriously, I kinda liked Transfomers 1.
And right when we're about to see the giant robot battle royale. by Bass Ackwards	Dec 29th, 2008 08:54:34 PM
Bay will cut away to show us what the army is up to, and then we'll watch Shia do something adorable...
ZOANaTorn and why I'm shitting on Wolverine... by Brians Life	Dec 29th, 2008 09:04:46 PM
I do enjoy movies. So much so I have made them my life. I have an affinity that could probably only be described as love for movies. GOOD movies, that is. Why the Pre-Release dump on Wolverine? Track record. All the whispers on the Fox Lot is that there were lawyers galore on set telling everyone down to the Crafty girl what the "Studio Chiefs" wanted from this movie. Does that sound like an atomosphere that encourages creative development. NOPE. And just WHAT has Fox put out lately that inspired YOUR confidence in them? Just curious, as maybe I missed them. Where was I? Oh yeah, this sequel will suck more than the first one did. Is explosions and tits ALL you want from a TRANSFORMERS movie? Wouldn't it be nice to, I dunno, CARE about the characters? Have a vested interest in the Autobots? Have Megatron be more than a maniacally laughing cliche spewing silent film villian, only you know REALLY fucking loud? Wouldn't THAT be better than just explosions and tits? Guess not.
Has anybody said Transformers is good by bobbofatz	Dec 29th, 2008 09:55:28 PM
for me to poop on.
Transformers 2: The Merchandising by brodiebruce_405	Dec 29th, 2008 10:06:30 PM
OOOH THIS TOY ADVERT LOOKS GOOD
Brians Life by the milf lover	Dec 29th, 2008 10:16:50 PM
is explosions and tits all I want from a Transformers movie? No. I would love it if a Transformers movie gave me great characters to care about, a suspenseful, well written storyline with nice dialogue. But this is a Michael Bay film, so we all know we're not getting any of that. Bay is good with explosions and tits, unfortunately he likes to intersperse that goodness with putrid humor, silly one liners and sweet Shia moments. If he cut all that shit out and gave us 2 hours of non-stop explosions and tits, nobody would have anything bad to say about his movies since we'd be getting EXACTLY what we pay for in a Bay movie.
TINO 2: Revenge of the Fudge Packer, Micheal Bay by Gus Van Rant	Dec 29th, 2008 10:33:36 PM
Yep, that there is the title...this movie is going to blow more balls than kevin smith.
TINO 2: Revenge of the Sith by Gus Van Rant	Dec 29th, 2008 10:35:35 PM
Yep, Micheal Bay will fuck this as bad as "Boy" George Lucas fucked Star Wars and how Peter "Mangina" Jackson will fuck The Hobbitt.
how can this fail?!?!?!?!? by j2talk	Dec 29th, 2008 10:43:00 PM
Big robots beating the hell out of each other? CHECK....leave your brain at the door and sit back and enjoy the ride.....
Megan Fox as Catwoman and/or Wonder-Woman... by Leafar the Lost	Dec 29th, 2008 10:48:45 PM
I don't give a fuck which part she plays.
first film SUCKED ass by shogunshin	Dec 29th, 2008 11:35:53 PM
the first film was god awful unwatchable, the only great scene was Megan Fox hitchhiking. Bay shot the film from a human's POV, and you missed all the 'fast' action because micheal bay thinks FAST is exciting, even if it is too fast to actually SEE. the character designs were horrific, and the new pic of a battle damaged optimus means they are keeping the same crap designs. and i am betting the house bay is going to kill off optimus, because they did it in the cartoon, and he will think it is the 'cool' thing to do. i liked bay's early films, but transformers SUCKED ass. them filming in egypt? who cares, the film will still suck ass.
I want to see Slim by The Brains	Dec 29th, 2008 11:42:11 PM
I want to see Slim and Muffy and Richie
Megan Fox hitchhiking by The Brains	Dec 29th, 2008 11:44:41 PM
I liked when Megan Fox was walking away and Shia's like "Comeoncomeoncomeon" and then "Baby Come Back" starts playing and it's all drenched in Michael Bay sunset goodness and Anthony Anderson's like "Grandma drink yo prune juice!" haha cause she OLD!
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sorry, had to be done by finky089	Dec 30th, 2008 12:49:13 AM

Boycott Michael Bay!!! by Citizen Sane	Dec 30th, 2008 12:57:51 AM
I bet that this sequal is another heaping steaming pile of Michael Bay CRAAAAP!!!!
Do not abbreviate Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen as 'T2' by thebearovingian	Dec 30th, 2008 01:21:14 AM
That is a gross injustice. Terminator 2 deserves no such disrespect. BayformersBayfor mersBayformersBayformers are coming back...for your soul.
I was in Egypt just earlier in November. by Johnno	Dec 30th, 2008 01:33:19 AM
They wouldn't let me climb all the way to the top though... Anyway, is Wall-E could make a great movie involving practically faceless robots that COULDN'T talk and make them the central focus of the film, then I don't see why Transformers can't! I enjoyed watching Transformers in teh theatre the first time, but subsequent viewings are getting stale each and every time. I haven't bothered buying this on DVD or blu-ray. Maybe I'll entertain that prospect if it's going for $3 like old VHS tapes in a bargin bin.
the Best way to watch Bayformers2..if you must that is.. by conspiracy	Dec 30th, 2008 01:58:21 AM
Limewire or Emule. Why pay to be insulted?
What's sad is that the recent Transformers Animated by Dingbatty	Dec 30th, 2008 02:15:50 AM
series on Cartoon Network has everything the movies do not: witty writing, character development, respect for the G1 characters and continuity, innovative ways to update G1 characters, exciting, discernible action, plot continuity...
Dingbatty by TinSpider	Dec 30th, 2008 04:59:33 AM
I'm with you on that one. Transformers Animated is fucking great. Bayformers makes a little of me die inside everytime I see a clip. Just on the pure missed opertunities of a decently shot robot fight, with punchy dialogue.
Pyramid IS a Transformer by onezeroone	Dec 30th, 2008 05:15:51 AM

Who the fuck cares about TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION pt 2... by Motoko Kusanagi	Dec 30th, 2008 06:50:38 AM
...when AVATAR is fucking our eyeballs in 2009? nobody
Toy Story 3 by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 30th, 2008 07:28:30 AM
Give it to me.
HOORAY FOR MICHAEL BAY! by JDanielP	Dec 30th, 2008 08:23:18 AM
Bring on the summer popcorn! :-)
I may be in the minority by SUPERJIM	Dec 30th, 2008 08:24:13 AM
But I am truly looking forward to Transformers 2. I have just watched Transformers on Blu Ray and it aint bad. Sure it has problems but it accomplishes what it set out to do, and with style.
Transformers 2: Total Fucking Destruction of IP by MonkeyLord	Dec 30th, 2008 08:55:41 AM
I'll be skipping GoBots 2 this time around. Fool me once, Michael Bay, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Sweeping shots of iconic landmarks and completely indiscernible robots beating on each other do not a movie make. Go eat a dick, Bay.
transformers was an intergalatic war story about.. by emeraldboy	Dec 30th, 2008 09:18:32 AM
two species of aliens. One race is good, the autobots. and the other race is bad. the decipticons. Leaders of both groups Megagtron(the good guy) and optimus prime the bad guy. Want the same thing. the energon cube. How to put that on screen. That is the problem. Do you give audiences a lenghty anti war movie. in which two alien races duke it out on earth. over a maguffin which both sides want to deafeat each other. Or do you give audiences a spectacle where these two alien races knock metallic lumps out of one another. I would have love to have seen a war of the worlds type movie. where the aliens rise from the ground and decipticons destroy new york etc. But the people who are going to Transformers. are dense teens who dont want a lecture about. The studios say hey we will give them spectacle with these two aliens duking it out on earth. Which is why they mangeled the day the earth stood still. Not an anti war message to found in that one. Keanu saves the day. I was waiting for the finale and that famous speech and it never came. Keanu is no micheal rennie.
it's quite obvious to me that the pyramids will transform by mthrndr	Dec 30th, 2008 09:49:26 AM
they are some ancient robots that are affected by that ultra-cube or whatever the fuck thing that was in the first stupid movie. I can't complain too much because, well, megan fox. I'd tongue her asshole so deep that I'd taste her food from next week.
I liked Transformers. by Knuckleduster	Dec 30th, 2008 09:59:19 AM
The pictures in dat one was real purdy.
Crank up the Lincoln Park I am Amped! by skycrapper	Dec 30th, 2008 11:18:50 AM
Bay is a tool and his movies suck.
GIANT ROBOTS HIDING FROM EACH OTHER PART 2 by BMacSmith	Dec 30th, 2008 11:34:58 AM
GIANT ROBOTS HIDING FROM EACH OTHER PART 2: Tomb of the Dragon Mummy Robot from Space.
but will Shia drive around getting into wacky hijinks? by BMacSmith	Dec 30th, 2008 12:20:00 PM
i hope its another hour and a half of Shia tring to get laid, with a few minuts of robots fighting thrown in to placate the "movie watcher" demographic.
Transformers is my new litmust test by Magnum Opus	Dec 30th, 2008 01:18:43 PM
If I learn someone actually liked Transformers then I know to avoid them because they can't have the brain power to muster anything interesting to say.
Where is all the Transformers hate coming from? by JoeSixPack	Dec 30th, 2008 01:19:40 PM
I'm pretty sure everyone dissing Transformers liked it when they say it. Yet, it was so popular, they have to crap on it.
correction by JoeSixPack	Dec 30th, 2008 01:25:56 PM
"saw it"
by shaft478	Dec 30th, 2008 01:56:05 PM
Oooh. Guns, guns, guns. C'mon, Sal. The Tigers are playing... tonight. I never miss a game.
The hate is coming from by ZoeFan	Dec 30th, 2008 01:58:10 PM
HATERS. Dear Haters...there's no such thing as a "smart" version of Trasformers. So keep you opinions to yourself.
Yeah the ghettoness of Jazz needs to go... by alienindisguise	Dec 30th, 2008 03:45:07 PM
that's why I was glad when he got ripped in 2 in the first one. Wish he wasn't returning at all but whatever. I know there will be some big ass cool set pieces in part2 but if the story is just as thin as the first then it will suck all the same.
ZoeFan, that is a cop out. by MonkeyLord	Dec 30th, 2008 04:10:41 PM
To say that an intelligent Transformers movie couldn't be made is like saying an intelligent X-Men or Batman movie couldn't be made. There was plenty of good material available in the Transformers comics and cartoons. But all this is a moot point, since Bay didn't actually make a Transformers movie. He could have called it Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and it would have been just as relevant to the original IP.
JoeSixPack - it's not "TF" hate; it's "Bay" hate by finky089	Dec 30th, 2008 04:12:34 PM
And just about all fans of G1 Transformers have disdain for what Bay and co did in the first TF film in 2007. Is it right to still maintain such a hardline "FUCK MICHAEL BAY" stance on these TF movies? I don't know, but I still remember the video of SS talking about how he was a fan of Transformers and how he wanted to stay true to the G1 TFs, then we started seeing pics from development- Prime with flames, MegaVaginatron, then the leaked script with absolutely shitty writing and terrible piss anf fart jokes. It was all very disappointing after the folks who were making this movie told us we were getting one thing and we slowly learned we were totally getting something else. Something big and Bayified. If you like 'splosions and all-action, no story movies, you'll love Bay's Transformers. I'm not saying it was a shitty movie. I'm just saying there's alot to be disspointed in there for G1 fans.
ZoeFan obviously comes from the Don Murphy filmaking school by finky089	Dec 30th, 2008 04:14:01 PM
And to MonkeyLord's point, thank Vishnu people like that stayed the fuck away from Nolan's Batman films.
even more NEW Transformers set pics! by mattforce7	Dec 30th, 2008 04:21:44 PM
http://www.comingsoon.net/news /movienews.php?id=51575 and yes, the second picture in this grouping sums up Michel Bay completely
Why I hate on it. by BMacSmith	Dec 30th, 2008 04:21:50 PM
i expected a big dumb explosionfest featuring giant robots fighting each other. Hell, at one point i could even be called a michael Bay fan. What i got was mostly a movie about some stupid kid trying to fuck a slutty chick while giant hunks of whirling metal occasionally stumble into each other.(i hesitate to call them robots since i could barely tell their asses from their heads, for all i knew they were just tornadoes that had rolled past a junkyard). oh, and dont forget the WACKY COMEDY!!!1! Robots peeing and getting peed on, robots tring to hide in the back yard, robots shooting soda cans...woohoo fucking hilarious! Comedy must truly be the hardest thing to write because the didnt have a clue. like i said, i expect stupidity but what i got was so far beyond stupidity it sucked all the fun out of it. and there werent even that many explosions until the end. the first 2/3rds had me falling to sleep. ahhh, that wacky Shia and his Camaro, what will they do next?
300 vs. Transformers by BMacSmith	Dec 30th, 2008 04:43:10 PM
i went into 300 expecting to see a bunch of gian, meaty dudes killing the shit out of lots of things and i got everything i could ask for (plus that nifty Miller visual style, though i admit its time to let it rest awhile). i went into transformers expecting to see giant robot dudes dudes killing the shit out of lots of things and all i got was Shia and a bunch of pee jokes (plus that nauseating Bay visual style i'm sick to death of). case closed. P.S. Predator is the greatest film of all time.
"There will always be people who hate films like these" by BadMrWonka	Dec 30th, 2008 05:33:54 PM
god, I hope so...maybe if we breed at a higher rate, eventually Michael Bay will go back to making shitty commercials and Paul Haggis will go back to Walker Texas Ranger II, The Search for More Cheese...
NEEDS LESS ROBOT PISSING, MOAR 'SPLOSIONS by Mr Spork	Dec 30th, 2008 06:54:45 PM

Transformers 2 will skullfuck you with it's greatness!!!! by Mr Spork	Dec 30th, 2008 06:55:33 PM

Stargate meets The Transformers by mrfan	Dec 31st, 2008 12:20:51 AM
More than meets the eye.
mrfan so close... Stargate and TF by MurderMostFowl	Dec 31st, 2008 09:43:44 AM
Don't you mean "More than meets the Chaapa'ai" I'll be here all week.
Predator is the greatest movie ever by mattforce7	Jan 1st, 2009 12:16:17 AM
end of story
flames on optimus prime = nipples on batsuit = by The Amazing G	Jan 4th, 2009 07:05:25 PM
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