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Teaser Trailer For Something Called LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS Demands Your Attention...

I'm there! by thegrayghost	Dec 28th, 2008 10:36:55 PM
Silly and sexy enough to grab my attention.
Yeah Baby by RobMota	Dec 28th, 2008 10:37:59 PM

Who are the ad wizards... by wampa 1	Dec 28th, 2008 10:38:06 PM
...that came up with this one?
Greatest Fucking Movie Ever!!! by HEADGEEK	Dec 28th, 2008 10:44:11 PM
I know it!
If I want porn I'll watch porn by SexyBeast	Dec 28th, 2008 10:45:13 PM
Its a much better payoff. Everyone hates a cocktease, so why would guys willingly subject themselves to a cocktease of a movie?
To Our American Friends by tolomey	Dec 28th, 2008 10:48:54 PM
I'm from the UK and after imdb'ing the talent involved in this movie I found that the two main leads come from a very very funny show on the BBC called Gavin & Stacy. The writers are from a couple of decent Channel 4 shows (Balls Of Fury and The Kevin Bishop Show). Therefore I do believe that although this is trying to capatalise on Shaun's success it will also be incredibly funny in it's own right (the guys from Gavin & Stacy can pretty much do no wrong at the moment). So yeah, kinda looking forward to this one.
As pigheaded as this sounds... by BackwardGalaxy	Dec 28th, 2008 10:56:56 PM
As pigheaded as this sounds, I have to agree with SexyBeast. Nobody likes a cocktease.
Sounds Familiar... by Dropkick_jon	Dec 28th, 2008 10:58:48 PM
This sounds a lot like a little Canadian film called Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Only in reverse! Look it up.
Sequel to the play? by Nabakov	Dec 28th, 2008 11:03:28 PM
I saw "Vampire Lesbians of Sodom" off Broadway in the 80s. I thought then that someone should have staked the play.
the trailer's voiceover is just lousy by the milf lover	Dec 28th, 2008 11:11:11 PM
and if they're doing the whole thing as a genre comedy then my interest is gone. Of course with an obvious title like that, they cant exactly take it seriously, it's not the 70s anymore.
Vampyros Lesbos by NivekJ	Dec 28th, 2008 11:27:50 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00 66380/ Read all about it, kiddo.
Next on the list by redshirt	Dec 28th, 2008 11:40:54 PM
As soon as I see Zombie Strippers I will see this. Does Jenna Jameson show the goods? If not, really, why see it? Do we see Vampire boobies? Again, of not, then why make the movie?
That... by Ckuouka	Dec 28th, 2008 11:41:41 PM
looks like ass.
Run! Bitch Run! by Khovias	Dec 28th, 2008 11:42:21 PM
If you like this movie you will love Run! Bitch Run! Google it. Watch the trailer. Love it. It has bitches in it for everybody.
Yeah, I agree SexyBeast- let's leave the porn to actual pornos by YackBacker	Dec 28th, 2008 11:57:22 PM
Getting lesbians in a cheesy horror flick is like buying a steak at Pizzeria UNO'S.
"is like buying a steak at Pizzeria UNO'S" by chrth	Dec 29th, 2008 12:02:40 AM
Not an apt comparison, since that's a better idea than getting pizza there.
That trailer is way too tongue-in-cheek. by LoneGun	Dec 29th, 2008 12:04:18 AM
Doesn't look funny at all. Just looks like it's trying to be funny.
This is why I hate this site some times. by Power_Girl	Dec 29th, 2008 02:06:45 AM
Promoting shit like this.
I had chili for lunch. by Godovhellfire	Dec 29th, 2008 02:09:16 AM

It's trying too hard... by Ironhelix	Dec 29th, 2008 02:11:45 AM
not that i have anything against the British, but i find "English humor" to be an oxymoron. i just don't find it funny. in the days of the internet, saying you have lesbians in your film isn't going to reel anyone in either...
Yackbacker & chrth by ugh	Dec 29th, 2008 02:43:52 AM
I take it you are both speaking of the chain as opposed to the original in Chicago? Anyway, make this film "Black Dynamite vs. Lesbian Vampire Killers" and maybe I'll be interested.
Gavin and Stacy fuckin sucks feted donkey nuts by alucardvsdracula	Dec 29th, 2008 02:58:37 AM
and not in a good way. Looking forward to this though.
Is this the same thing as the comic? by Kirbymanly	Dec 29th, 2008 03:07:39 AM
If not... I smell lawsuit.
by axemurder	Dec 29th, 2008 04:44:58 AM
saw ten mins of this at fright fest looked ok , but still had that knowing jokey nod and a wink thing going on, gavin and stacy is pretty good but they are just playing the same characters
Regional Movies by McFlyWalker	Dec 29th, 2008 05:06:21 AM
I think that this was only do well here in Blighty, as no one else 'gets' our humour!!
Well, I love Gavin & Stacey -- but this looks painful. by The Gospel According to Bastardface	Dec 29th, 2008 05:18:53 AM
But then, I haven't a clue what it will be like ... all I know is that trailer sucks. It's like a Nickelodeon movie with LESBIAN. VAMPIRE. KILLERS!!! Ugh.
Greatest flick?... Ever? by pax256	Dec 29th, 2008 05:38:59 AM
This has got campy schlock teases written all over it. Itll give millions of teenagers blue balls of death and ideas that those with girlfriends will never want to satisfy... Now gimme an all female vampire flick on a fully conquered planet in a pure drama where men are hunted\herded cattle and female vampires are 3 times stronger than any man and fight each other for control of the meat planet. Now THAT premise with a good story would get my blood boiling...
I really miss Buffy... by Cash907	Dec 29th, 2008 05:43:35 AM
... because this crap just ain't doing it for me. Sigh Dammit Whedon, Pull your head out of your ass already and stop playing circle-jerk with Dushku, and get back on track. Fox obviously wants nothing to do you or Dollhouse, so jump ship and paddle towards more inviting shores. I hear the CW is looking to re-up Smallville for another season, so if they are that desperate then it's a sure bet you'd be in like Flynn.
The leads in this film are absolutely brilliant. by ReZourceman	Dec 29th, 2008 05:43:38 AM
Again, I am from the UK. The two leads in this film are an absolute force to be reckoned with. They are the next amazing British double act. Matthew Horne and James Corden. As tolomey stated, they star in the extremely funny and brilliant "Gavin and Stacey" and they are also touring soon, and will have their own comedy show. They crack me up, their chemistry is so brilliant. This film I can guarantee will be great. Please give it a chance. Just look at it anyway. Its a bit of fun!!!!
a couple of decent Channel 4 shows (Balls Of Fury and The Kevin by kiddae	Dec 29th, 2008 06:22:05 AM
Well, that's incorrect.
It Looks Better Than Twilight!!! by Media Messiah	Dec 29th, 2008 07:54:46 AM
That voice over is horrible...and with a more professional trailer it could be a hit? The footage looks handsome, and some of the dialogue, action, and acting appears solid--what little I saw.
Until I saw the synopsis... by Lobanhaki	Dec 29th, 2008 09:07:08 AM
...I was kind of thrown by the inherent ambiguity of the title. was it the job of the vampire slayers to kill lesbian vampires, or were the vampire slayers lesbians themselves?
maybe worth a look by Marillion	Dec 29th, 2008 09:10:09 AM
on Netflix... The production values don't look half-bad, but you can't always tell with a trailer. Now if you're giving us this, where is the promo for the upcoming "Absolute Powers"????
Sexybeast, you are correct sir. by dr sauch	Dec 29th, 2008 09:14:30 AM
I hate cocktease movies. Unless its a really good film otherwise, please don't have super hot girls just north of soft-core.
would having Lesbian Vampires around your village be a curse? by Groothewarrior	Dec 29th, 2008 09:35:50 AM
or a blessing? hmm
chrth by YackBacker	Dec 29th, 2008 09:48:30 AM
Ah, excellent point! Yeah, the only thing I order at UNO's with any confidence is the beer. And that's usually the ONLY thing I order if I'm ever stuck at one. Worst. Chain. Restaurant.
Wampa 1 by smackfu	Dec 29th, 2008 10:10:15 AM
did you just make a reference to a 15 year old SNL sketch?
So, are they... by Royston Lodge	Dec 29th, 2008 10:35:20 AM
Killers who happen to be lesbians who take on vampires, or killers who take on vampires who happen to be lesbians, or killers of lesbians who happen to be vampires?
Yeah this has been on the TWITCH article for weeks.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 29th, 2008 11:22:14 AM
...maybe you should read the best feature on this site once in awhile.
Even the trailer voice can't keep from chuckling! by SnapT	Dec 29th, 2008 05:25:49 PM
What a delight.
I'm the second lezbo from the right... by Lezbo Milk	Dec 30th, 2008 01:51:51 AM
yea I wish. This looks cool on that level of geekdom that only this could be cool on. I'm in line already.

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