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The New FAST & FURIOUS Poster Is All Shiny & Reflective!!

FIRST! by Volfan8404	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:46:40 AM
FIRST!
first by HotShott	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:46:47 AM
and this is old. saw it on filmdrunk yesterday
fuck by HotShott	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:47:05 AM
so close
So what by twisted_lullaby	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:49:35 AM
it's just called 'Fast & Furious' this time round? They're definitely stretching the usability of that original catchphrase...
I like it because it's part of a car and then the two actors by Leafy McPlantsalot	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:51:24 AM
BAM! Flop....
Grandmaster Fast and the Furious Five by BGDAWES	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:54:10 AM
should be the title of this "film". Harold, I know I'm repeating all talk backers right now but WHERE ARE YOUR DAMN DVD PICKS (we only complain because we love the column).
Removing "The" by Zeegloo	Dec 23rd, 2008 11:09:04 AM
Still basically the same title.
every one of those actors COULD have made something of themselve by Ironhelix	Dec 23rd, 2008 11:12:36 AM
instead, they are doing another Fast and Furious movie. it's so wonderfully tragic that i have to smile.
I'm glad that the old cast is back............but by Evangelion217	Dec 23rd, 2008 11:29:11 AM
If you need the old cast to save a dying franchise, then the franchise is already dead. Plain and simple.
by MrPopular	Dec 23rd, 2008 11:52:15 AM
Is it bad that i'm kinda excited... It might be a cheap photoshop poster but damn that Dodge Charger is like liquid sex
The Wave is the best film of 2008! by irc-Hollywood	Dec 23rd, 2008 12:12:09 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt10 63669/
gay gay gay by disfigurehead	Dec 23rd, 2008 12:21:43 PM

Shit poster. by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Dec 23rd, 2008 12:26:12 PM
They should've just used the car and the names instead of photoshopping in the cast. The angle of the reflection makes no sense and makes the poster look amateurish. Everyone who goes to this will know who the actors are.
Ironhelix, what have you done with your life lately? by MattmanReturns	Dec 23rd, 2008 12:30:50 PM
I know every one of those actors' names. Who the fuck are you?
'The' is soooo 90s by Spandau Belly	Dec 23rd, 2008 12:59:07 PM
I think Fast & Furious is an okay slimmed down title, especially since this one is supposed to take place before Tokyo Drift, calling it 3 Fast 3 Furious might confuse people.
nobody looks furious in that poster by ArcadianDS	Dec 23rd, 2008 01:10:44 PM
FAST & PERTURBED: THE COFFEESHOP PITSTOP
wow..even gossip sites are beating AICN to the punch these days by SomaShine	Dec 23rd, 2008 01:18:11 PM
just sayin
The reflection in the car... by zyuray2	Dec 23rd, 2008 01:32:02 PM
I see Vin Diesel in it!! Aw.. forget it, no one will believe it.
They should've reflected the car off of by skimn	Dec 23rd, 2008 01:56:57 PM
Diesel's shiny domehead, and had the characters reflected in the car's surface. It's the Furious meta-poster.
It's called Fast and Furious? by Knuckleduster	Dec 23rd, 2008 01:58:32 PM
That's like calling the next Batman movie "Batman". I wonder what Vin Diesel's getting paid for this. Probably not the original $20 million he was demanding after the first one. I see DTV in his future.
even turds can be shiny by ls420	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:05:37 PM
shitty poster
75% chance speed racer will be better. by wowsucks	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:05:38 PM
What is the after market performance wing manufacturers hurting for business or what? I mean I know a Formula wing spoilers looks SOOOOO cool on your civic but really.. Muscle car cool, rice belongs in hot water in a pan. (Or the cool microwave version)
^ what did that guy just say? by ArcadianDS	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:15:11 PM

^^Huh? by Willyer Hero	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:23:13 PM

Theyshould have called it THE FAST AND THE... by Leafy McPlantsalot	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:30:58 PM
to build anticipation and leave room for a sequel
Too shiny...too reflective by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:31:02 PM
Put some flames or nipples on there
Who are the ad wizards... by wampa 1	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:48:21 PM
...that came up with this one?
WEAK SAUCE!!!!!!! by raidahguy	Dec 23rd, 2008 05:16:21 PM
These chumps are trying to scratch their way back into the spotlight and it aint working. All their movies blows heavy chunks. Looks like they realized their muscles and bad acting can only get them so far, go ask for advice from the Vam Daminator.............
HAHA - What a stupid ass poster by geraldbeans	Dec 23rd, 2008 05:31:51 PM
This poster absolutely sucks. You can't even see the stars. Who's idea was this?? Totally ruins a cool tagline: "New model. Original parts."
so, zom-bot by RockMSockM	Dec 23rd, 2008 06:56:37 PM
Are we supposed to take a laughably picayune photoshop geek comment seriously from a guy who can't even spell? Anyone else see the irony here? On topic: good poster.
Ghetto rats, Thugs and stroller pushing welfare bitches by conspiracy	Dec 23rd, 2008 07:36:17 PM
are already lining up to see this fucking shit. Playing at a Theater, closest to the City Bus transfer station, near you.
Why is this site flogging this cow? by jimmay	Dec 23rd, 2008 07:39:03 PM
I get that one of you front pagers obviously thinks this is a big deal, but the reaction from everyone else thus far has been tepid at best. Did the news that the Rosemary's Baby remake is dead completely escape you or did you really think that a crappy poster for a shitty movie was more important?
i wish speedracer hadn't flopped. by Warcraft	Dec 23rd, 2008 07:40:45 PM
they should have taken out the villains corny rant and all the crap about racing honor and kept to the fun, simple stuff, like fast fucking cars and kung fu. the script writer over complicated the plot, or at least tried to, which either way, produced shitty results.
That's a good tagline, though. by MaxTheSilent	Dec 23rd, 2008 08:03:36 PM
I dunno... It might be good to see Vin Diesel in a big film again.
Vin comes full circle..... by Quake II	Dec 23rd, 2008 08:07:10 PM
Next, maybe he'll be a co-star in Spielberg's next film.
There's nothing left to say, except - Paul Walker gotta eat. by Orionsangels	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:31:46 PM

Vin Diesel will be blowing dudes on DVD within five years by Cruel_Kingdom	Dec 23rd, 2008 11:47:01 PM
It will start out all innocent with him just making Seagal-like DTV movies, and then, next thing you know, he's got that cock in his mouth that we all suspected for so long anyway. Such is the natural progression of this "career" of his.
It's different by Johnno	Dec 24th, 2008 01:14:11 AM
I'll give it that... but I'm not at all anticipating this.
IAmJack'sUserID by MattmanReturns	Dec 24th, 2008 02:12:09 AM
Nice job completely missing my point.
I'm cautiously optimistic. IMO only 2 sucked. by Mr Nicholas	Dec 24th, 2008 03:32:10 AM

I'm cautiously optimistic. IMO only 2 sucked. by Mr Nicholas	Dec 24th, 2008 03:32:11 AM

Doesn't Michelle Rodriguez look hot? by C A Iversen	Dec 24th, 2008 04:08:10 AM
No. Not at all. Angry, hard-faced, man-women don't do it for me. Is it just me, or are her balls growing so fast she'll soon sound like Ren Hoek?
The first movie was great by Mr Gorilla	Dec 24th, 2008 05:22:30 AM
Really perfect genre-movie making, on a par with any of the crime genre shit from Hollywood from 40's on. Much more deft than it is ever given credit for.
I bet Vin goes full retard in this one. by Mr Spork	Dec 24th, 2008 12:46:42 PM
In his other movies, he's only half.
TOKYO DRIFT was the WORST MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE EVER by Vesuvio	Dec 25th, 2008 06:28:40 AM
Seriously, the worst. I even wrote an essay about it.

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