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Are We Ready For Bruckheimer's G-FORCE?!

First! by qtipsq	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:33:47 AM
Whaaaat!
Ok by Urge to Kill	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:35:07 AM
I thought this was gonna be a poorly dubbed Gatchaman.
That's Not Change We Can Believe In by rbottoms	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:36:33 AM
Thought it was the real anime 80's G-Force dammit. And when are going to see a big screen Reboot?
Damn, I thought this was Gatchaman/Battle of the Planets news... by photoboy	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:37:38 AM
Oh well. :(
Battle of the Rodents by stvnhthr	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:37:57 AM
Shoot I was hoping for Tiny, Princess, Mark, Keyop, and Jason
This years Kangaroo Jack. by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:42:42 AM
Hopefully!
Next years as well! by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:44:32 AM
Don't want to get ahead of myself.
Crap, I was fooled too by Coma Baby	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:45:19 AM
Hmmm... maybe this started as a G-Force/Gatchaman remake and then, after some script refinement, the suits whittled our heroes down to two, got rid of their wings, and made them guinea pigs... Isn't anyone working on an actual live action Gatchaman? It must be happening somewhere. That could be cool.
Zoltar and the Luminous One look way too furry by SpyGuy	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:49:34 AM
DAMN YOU, JERRY BRUCKHEIMER!!!
Here's hoping there's a role for by skimn	Dec 23rd, 2008 11:13:30 AM
Richard Gere. Hey 35 years ago we had The Day Of The Dolphin with George C Scott directed by Mike Nichols, nowadays we get this. But Sam Rockwell as chief rodent! This may be a good/bad time at the movies as was Cats vs Dogs.
First Team America... by Jonas Grumpy	Dec 23rd, 2008 11:35:21 AM
...now "G-Force." Are there no other names for movies that haven't already been used in other media, fooling us geeks into thinking that it's an adaptation of the original material? PS: Let us not forget that "Team America" was originally a comic book about a group of motorcycle riders, based on a short-lived line of toys back in the mid-'80s. PPS: "Iceman" and "Quicksilver" were not movies about the Marvel mutants.
A movie about by Varakor	Dec 23rd, 2008 11:52:54 AM
Guinea pigs is great...... for me to poop on!
Friends, help! A Guinea pig tricked me! by Gilkuliehe	Dec 23rd, 2008 12:09:05 PM
Into thinking this was a live action movie about those birdmen in space cartoon. You know, what's-its-fuck.
Who is playing 7-Zark-7 ??? by JustyHakubi	Dec 23rd, 2008 12:18:44 PM
Are they going to get a real hermaphrodite to play Zoltar?? These are the answers that I seek. AICN you have failed me.
Why not H-Force? Why the confusion?... by JustyHakubi	Dec 23rd, 2008 12:21:58 PM
Oh yeah... that would be worse.
Do We Care For Bruckheimer's G-FORCE?? by moviemaniac-7	Dec 23rd, 2008 12:28:26 PM
Nope, not really...
Forget this Non-Sense by SamBlackChvrch21	Dec 23rd, 2008 12:30:05 PM
BRING ON We3!!!!!!!!!
Where is the BATTLE OF THE PLANETS movie? by Leafar the Lost	Dec 23rd, 2008 01:00:49 PM
Those two shit eating rodents are not G-Force.
Ultimate Festivus Grievance... by Mathom	Dec 23rd, 2008 01:05:40 PM
...was clicking on this with the joy of reading about super heros in bird suits fighting intergalactic battles with space ships conjured from my childhood dreams, only to find this.
wonderpets wonderpets we're on our way by ArcadianDS	Dec 23rd, 2008 01:11:33 PM
to save a baby movies site and save the day!
But by Franklancer	Dec 23rd, 2008 01:19:44 PM
when does the dark haired rodent smash the glass over the big red button to go into phoenix mode?
Tom Cruise as 7-Zark-7 by GeorgieBoy	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:03:10 PM
He was made for the role. Or maybe Keanu Reeves...
They messed up casting the bad guy... by UltimaRex	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:14:58 PM
Richard Gere should have been a shoo-in...
Keyop should be played by a hamster. by Royston Lodge	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:17:26 PM
It should be illegal for me to be THIS funny.
FUCK. by samsquanch	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:25:17 PM
no Battle of the Planets for Samsquanch.
I want aliens from Beyond Space!!! by JustyHakubi	Dec 23rd, 2008 02:40:17 PM
Hamsters!! Freaking Hamsters!! When they get into that pyramid and start spinning around they are only going to have the wind velocity of a Hoover vacuum cleaner!! AND NO PRINCESS PANTY SHOT EITHER!!! I don't wanna see hamster tang!@@!
It has to be a hoax. by TheCap	Dec 23rd, 2008 03:08:16 PM
It HAS to be ... who, in their right mind, in such dire economic times, would fund the production of a hi-tech "spy-hamster" movie ? No ... it's a hoax. NO other explanation is possible. That is all.
I'm glad this wasn't about the Gatchaman adaptation. by Christopher3	Dec 23rd, 2008 03:13:37 PM
Pic had me worried.
This is a worldwide alert... by Kid Z	Dec 23rd, 2008 03:22:01 PM
... over all known frequencies! Calling all Peruvian flute bands! Repeat, calling all Peruvian flute bands! Report at once to the nearest multiplex cinema in your assigned vicinity. Repeat, report at once to the nearest multiplex cinema in your assigned vicinity! Attack imminent, target: movie goers worldwide! Prepare to engage enemy and await further instructions. Repeat, prepare to engage enemy!
Princess Panty-Shot... by Kid Z	Dec 23rd, 2008 03:25:11 PM
...heh... actually, the Japanese translation for that was the original name of the character in Gatchaman. Okay, no it wasnt.
What's that? by hallmitchell	Dec 23rd, 2008 04:23:04 PM
My G-Force is that Japanese cartoon of the eighties. With the R2D2 style robot and badass action. What is a guinea pig doing there?
Which rodent is Mark? by Mindraven	Dec 23rd, 2008 05:59:19 PM
and the Princess?
Brilliant! by Charlie_Allnut	Dec 23rd, 2008 06:19:27 PM
This is like printing money! I'd love to have heard that pitch.
WTF? Where's the Gatchamen? talk about false advertising by Stalkeye	Dec 23rd, 2008 07:00:37 PM
fuckers.
Fucking lol at all the fooled people. I was too haha. by Warcraft	Dec 23rd, 2008 07:32:11 PM
Fuck I almost came at the prospect of a live action Gatchaman movie. Ah fuck it all.
Gay-Force is more like it. by Warcraft	Dec 23rd, 2008 07:34:00 PM
Just thought I'd throw that in there since no one else had.
This looks STUPID AS FUCK! by conspiracy	Dec 23rd, 2008 07:40:19 PM
I predict it'll make $150M minimum. Never bet against the idiocy and poor taste of the general public...you'll loose every time.
And yes..Bring on some Gatchaman by conspiracy	Dec 23rd, 2008 07:44:44 PM
And not the redone Americanized "Battle of the Planets" version either...I don't need no 7-Zark-7.
HORRIBLE TITLE!!!! by Earthquake WestCoast	Dec 23rd, 2008 08:19:06 PM
Every one that sees that title gets excited thinking it's about "GATCHAMAN", only to get highly dissapointed when they find out it's about guina pigs. Which makes people hate that movie even more for giving them false hope in seeing a "Gatchaman" film.
CGI GATCHAMAN FILM NOW IN PRODUCTION by Earthquake WestCoast	Dec 23rd, 2008 08:20:19 PM
It's being made by the folks that made the cgi Ninja Turtles film.
Sweet! This looks awesome! by the milf lover	Dec 23rd, 2008 08:33:31 PM
I hope they also have a chinchilla on the team. Chinchillas are cute as hell.
Awesome HUGE CG Gatchaman Tiny JPEG by Squashua	Dec 23rd, 2008 08:47:43 PM
Warning: 260kb image http://tinyurl.com/gftiny An iteration of this is my wallpaper at work.
Richard Gere cameo by Cruel_Kingdom	Dec 23rd, 2008 09:00:05 PM
The rodents go up his arse.
My eyballs just got fucked! by Xiphos_2	Dec 23rd, 2008 09:03:17 PM
like everbody else I thought this was a Battle of the Planets post. I was actually excited to hear the Bruk was doing a live action G Force movie.
Fuck G -Force, what about Mega Force? by TheBloop	Dec 23rd, 2008 09:40:02 PM
A big budget remake starring Will Smith as Ace Hunter, with music by Steve Howe, instead of that poser fill in Trevor Rabin. Mega Force Summer 2010, mark it down....
Is that the new Zoltar by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Dec 23rd, 2008 09:49:02 PM
Keye Luke doing the voice of a guinea pig. Nope Keye Luke is long gone. RIP.
If this film possess the discipline to avoid poop jokes... by Darkman	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:17:30 PM
...I'll be very surprised.
Oh hell yeah! Guinea pigs blowing shit up! by Particularly Hard Vato	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:46:55 PM
I will see this and it will kick ass!
I got hamsterrolled by Ye Not Guilty	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:48:13 PM

Munroe is off Gatchaman by Larry Sellers	Dec 23rd, 2008 10:51:30 PM
But at least it's still being penned by Paul Dini.
more like next year's Snakes On A Plane by castaway	Dec 23rd, 2008 11:27:37 PM
Everyone's laughing now and maybe later everyone will be laughing at the idea just before it comes out but I'm telling you I hope Bruckheimer gets sued into changing the name of the movie by the actual G-Force movie crew. Not just because I don't like the idea here really (I'm shocked no one has posted "What the fuck?" about this idea yet, are we that starved for semi-original ideas?) but I also think the guinea pig spy movie makers can come up with an even funnier name than just G-Force. Hey, first this now then we'll see Hamtoro: The Motion Picture (soundtrack by the band Disturbed heh heh)
Special Guest Star RICHARD GERE by fisheater	Dec 23rd, 2008 11:40:44 PM
lol lol lol
I already made the Gere joke, but it's still funny, lol by Cruel_Kingdom	Dec 23rd, 2008 11:42:21 PM

I'm so.... startled by Skraggo	Dec 24th, 2008 01:10:21 AM
Get the Peruvian pan flute bands on this one.
LOL. I thought this was Battle of the Planets too. by Mr Nicholas	Dec 24th, 2008 03:29:41 AM

can't he just stick to ONE film a year? by Mr Gorilla	Dec 24th, 2008 05:36:16 AM
Western culture can't take more than that. Oh, I forgot, TRANFORMERS is execed by Spielberg, not Bruckheimer. Spielberg in the mode of: 'despite my on-the-record dismissal of the 'quick-cutting MTV' style of film-making, I am going to get me some of this Michael Bay shit in, because the likelyhood is that I will make some money off beaming violent images into kids' brains'.
Battle Of The Planets by Seth Gecko	Dec 24th, 2008 06:10:01 AM
I would kill to see a movie based on the greatest japanimation series in history. As long as bruckheimer stays away from it. It will happen for sure.
BATTLE OF THE PLANETS - that's why I clicked..! by workshed	Dec 24th, 2008 06:10:52 AM
Surely those crazy Japanese will demand one sooner or later. We can but dream.
Ummm..conspiracy? by jesuschrist	Dec 24th, 2008 03:41:36 PM
You said "I predict it'll make $150M minimum. Never bet against the idiocy and poor taste of the general public...you'll loose every time." If you're gonna crack on peoples' stupidity, you should spell "lose" correctly. Nothing personal. Just saying.

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