end of line.

And yes, Hollywood, the pseudo-leet is hackneyed and so 5ive years ago.

That is all.

If you happen to watch another episode in the near future, also skip the "Christmas Episode" that involved a "virgin birth." It was another low point of the season. Other than that, you might be pleasantly surprised. If not, it wasn't meant to be!

On a side note, Law and Order's pretty good--and unbelievably enough, My Cousin Vinny is overall fairly believable.

The court scenes in Bee Movie, on the other hand, are rubbish..heh..

When we last left the auto/bio portion of my review, I was writing about The Spirit. Well since then, it has been quite a ride. I made myself some supper and am happy to report that Steak-Ums fry up just fine in the microwave. You'd NEVER KNOW they weren't fried in an actual pan (look for my Steak-Ums review later this week!). So I sliced some tomato and diced some onion but here's a twist - I grated some lettuce. Trust me on this, a Steak-Ums sandwich insists on shredded lettuce. Then I retired to my in-home theater room where I keep my Dynex brand 37" Malaysian LCD television because nothing says quality electronics like asian political prisoners with their tiny fingers and good eyesight.

I popped in a copy of Jersey Girl because nothing says 'bad movie night' like a moderately entertaining movie. I invited my formerly live-in but currently live-out partner over since he's always up for a theatrical equivalent of a violent and often deadly sexual act (HAHAHA RIGHT?). I go with the Orville Reddenbacker popcorn in a big blue bowl - big enough for a few hands without that awkward knuckle nuzzling that always seems to happen when he's over.

After the movie and a bit of rough foreplay, I wrap muyself up in my blue Snuggie over top of my v neck sweater over top of my button down shirt overtop of the hard globs of red candle wax over top of my mohair covered chest with a teacup of twinings and a phone book until bed time. I like reading the phone book - its so long, and full of words that have little to no relation to one another in any proper grammatical sense. I keep a whole stack of them around to remind me that if nothing else, I can write better reviews than the phone book guy. Also, it gives all 15 cats a place to perch and curl. Speaking of purch and curl, I took a moment to evacuate myself on the toilet - I always go with the bargain tissue because I was told once by a plumber that Charmin can actually break your toilet - and because I live on the side of a rediculously overpriced cliff wall, I have to use a grinder and Charmin can cause thousands of dollars to a grinder. If you dont know what a grinder is, its like a giant blender for your poop, so that it can easily be pumped uphill to the metro sewer lines.

Then I woke up, created a talkback account with a horribly spelled version of Keyser Soze (im pretty sure Im the only Keyser Soze on AICN, right?) and proceeded to give the negative nellys in the talkback a piece of my mind. They weren't prepared. I wasted them with my razor sharp wit and galactic sized vocabulary. Then I saw and advanced screening of Tr2n but I cannot DARE tell you how I did that or where or when or why. But it was real - it happened. So without further ado, here's the actual review portion of my review:

I di'int like it.

If you use this, call me egotistical prick since Jondough isn't a wise choice right now.

TOODLES!

Brilliant work, sir!

I still don't get your fear towards gayness. Maybe I'm gay, maybe I'm not. Who the fuck cares when AVATAR is fucking our eyeballs in 2009?

2) Although I know they pull a lot of unrealistic stuff on that show (no one ever comes back from a brain surgery with a shaved head, for instance), but I love the dynamic between the characters, esp House and Wilson.

3) I frickin' love House. What if Sherlock Holmes was a doctor and a total asshole? Add more drugs and you get Greg House.

Frank Black, this season has been a bit iffy. For the true taste of the series, watch most any ep from the first 3 seasons. My favs are Son of a Coma Guy, DNR, 3 Cases, One Room One Day, and the 2 parter that ended last season was pretty good.

MCP (and Sark) was created by Warner's character - you can see where I'm going with this, right?

Not sure I remember an old man at the end? You sure you're not confusing the MCP with the IO program when Tron needs to contact his user? Obviously that program was created by the old guy who formed the company in his garage (ahem) with Warner since he looked like him - you know, the guy doing the teleportation experiment with the orange which is how Flynn ends up in the system...

Anyway, I hope it's not too late for them to change the title - because TR2N sucks dogs balls! T2ON I could forgive. I think TRON 2.0 was a game?

TRON 2.0 is indeed a game.

Seriously, she is not--she is not one of the generic model/actress types that you just can't tell apart (SciFi Original Movie material). She has a unique face, eyes, smile. Watch a couple episodes of House, you'll see.