Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

BOURNE 4 Isn't Really BOURNE But Will Be BOURNE Whether It Wants To Be Or Not!!

3030 was a double... by DisneyFanatic	Dec 8th, 2008 12:39:28 PM
Did anyone else think this sounded like Casino Royale?
Yes, dammit! by DisneyFanatic	Dec 8th, 2008 12:40:17 PM
I said "was." The bitch is dead.
So it's Bourne but not Bourne? by Xiphos_2	Dec 8th, 2008 12:40:20 PM
Okay, well that clears it up...I guess.
run jason run by JaviT	Dec 8th, 2008 12:40:38 PM
so was franka potente a secret double agent, then?
Or Stiles by Bass Ackwards	Dec 8th, 2008 12:44:31 PM
The last film hinted at something there.
Yep, that's Casio Royale. by comedian_x	Dec 8th, 2008 12:45:21 PM

I HAVE FAITH IN MATT DAMON by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 12:46:49 PM
Not really crazy about a Bourne love interest though. Make it a straight up spy/action movie. But give that shakey cam a break!!!
Casino Damon? by Philaveli	Dec 8th, 2008 12:47:36 PM
Isn't this the plot from Casino Royale?...
SOMEONE HITS BOURNE ON THE HEAD AND HE STARTS OVER AGAIN by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 12:48:03 PM
Amnesiac Bourne = Deadly Motherfucker
My fault by Philaveli	Dec 8th, 2008 12:48:07 PM
Sorry Comedian just saw your post
BOURNE GETS A JOB IN A CHINESE RESTAURANT by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 12:49:57 PM
and he has no idea why he makes the best General Tso's chicken ever. His search for the truth takes him to exotic Asian locales and deadly confrontations with assorted henchmen. Featuring Bourne's first foray into wire-fu fightin'.
No, it isn't Casino Royale by Continentalop	Dec 8th, 2008 12:50:57 PM
But it would have made a good sequel to Casino Royale. We had Jason vs. Freddy, Alien vs. Predator, Godzilla vs. King Kong, now I want Bond vs. Bourne! Winner takes on Bauer.
Hope they shoe-horn some aliens in there by Baron Karza	Dec 8th, 2008 12:53:00 PM
Luv aliens & government.
greengrass camera= bond martini by wbrownley	Dec 8th, 2008 12:54:08 PM
they're both shaken, not stirred
Please, not Marie... by kgreene	Dec 8th, 2008 12:55:58 PM
I hope they aren't going somewhere stupid with this...Let Marie stay dead..
John McCLane and The JB's... by kgreene	Dec 8th, 2008 01:00:04 PM
The ultimate sequel. John McClane and the JB's (Jason Bourne, James Bond and Jack Bauer) tour the world undercover as a 50's doo wop group, all the while kicking mad spy and terrorist ass. Awesome.
Yawn... by I AM ROCKO	Dec 8th, 2008 01:00:41 PM
...fathered by Yawny McYawn, as in more Bourne sequels- yawn! Probably still make a mint though as so popular- I really enjoyed the first one, thought the second was fine but over use of- YES- shakey cam and think the third is one soooo overrated its untrue.
BOURNE AGAIN by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 01:02:17 PM
He forgets, he kills!!!!
BOURNE TO RUN by Baron Karza	Dec 8th, 2008 01:07:27 PM
Ugh.
Bond vs Bourne by I AM ROCKO	Dec 8th, 2008 01:08:21 PM
Just in case anyone is in any doubt Bourne would not stand a chance against Bond in a smackdown. Bond would rip his head off, take a shit in it, put it back on, whack him some more, take his PPK and shove it up Bourne's arse, kick him over, set him on fire, then piss on him. Oh yes, and then fuck's Bourne's Mrs.
Bourne to be Bad by Xiphos_2	Dec 8th, 2008 01:08:45 PM
with excessive shakey cam.
Isn't that the plot of Casino Royale? by HoboCode	Dec 8th, 2008 01:08:59 PM
WTF???
Sounds good by Charlie_Allnut	Dec 8th, 2008 01:24:21 PM
But Ludlum's writing is truly terrible. I've tried to read several of his books including Bourne, and have been continuously shocked at the juvenile dialogue and cardboard characters. Not to mention the fact that he doesn't seem to have done any research on actual espionage, combat, tactical situations, police/military procedure (unlike say Tom Clancy who usually does impeccable research). I'm sure the books are fun for some people just not my bag.
So Lola's not dead? by Spandau Belly	Dec 8th, 2008 01:29:26 PM
My guess is she's coming back to kill Julia Stiles for making moves on her man.
Bourne sneezes and regains all memory. by Stuntcock Mike	Dec 8th, 2008 01:30:54 PM
Now he's a prick assasin again.
...should bring back his first Special Lady... by FlickaPoo	Dec 8th, 2008 01:32:42 PM
...the one with the Mickey Mouse car. I thought she was the bee's knees.
...tough to fake being shot and floating in that third world... by FlickaPoo	Dec 8th, 2008 01:35:04 PM
...water though...that shit's the primordial soup. Bacteria city...
This movie will be Still Bourne by Doggus47	Dec 8th, 2008 01:37:38 PM
Get it?
Yes, but will it be Bond ? by Se7en	Dec 8th, 2008 01:55:22 PM
Coz the last Bond sure feels like Bourne.
Bourne On The Fourth Of July by rosasaks	Dec 8th, 2008 01:58:41 PM

All this mention of Bond by skimn	Dec 8th, 2008 02:00:58 PM
And I have to get off my chest, a little late to the game (just saw Quantom last week), the main villian dies offscreen. THE MAIN VILLIAN DIES OFFSCREEN??!! Pardon fucking me??
Bringing back Franka Potente... by photoboy	Dec 8th, 2008 02:13:55 PM
I didn't like that they killed her off at the start of TBS, so if they can bring her back it would be good. Sure she seemed pretty dead but if they can bring back Dr Sarah on Prison Break after she had her head sawed off, bringing back Marie should be easy.
Watchers Re-Bourne! by turketron	Dec 8th, 2008 02:15:46 PM
Bourne battles against the monster from those ridiculous Watchers movies. What was that thing called... The Outsider? I saw the Bourne movies for the first time during Thanksgiving weekend. All 3 back to back. They were pretty good, much better than I expected.
but... by doodah	Dec 8th, 2008 02:18:21 PM
these pretzels are making me thirsty
Crank Lola Crank: High Bourenage by Spandau Belly	Dec 8th, 2008 02:21:50 PM
Lola comes back from the grave and must remain excited while she tracks down Statham's character form CRANK who now must remain electrocuted to stay alive.
BOURNE AT TWILIGHT by zacdilone	Dec 8th, 2008 02:30:05 PM
Bourne vs. vampires.
Wait... so Lola's not dead even though... by Cash907	Dec 8th, 2008 02:35:58 PM
she took a high powered rifle round to the head? Don't get me wrong, I'd be thrilled to see Franke back, but I don't see how they could resurrect her and make her a spy without the whole scenario feeling completely contrived and crappy.
The Bourne Supremacy by kwisatzhaderach	Dec 8th, 2008 02:36:48 PM
What a great film.
WALK ZOMBIE LOLA WALK by alice 13	Dec 8th, 2008 02:39:32 PM
or swim. do zombies swim?
didnt we just have Bourne 4 with Quantum of Solace???? by j2talk	Dec 8th, 2008 02:40:45 PM
as it sure as Hell WASN'T Bond movie....
THE BOURNE LOSER by spacechampion	Dec 8th, 2008 02:49:46 PM

Since QoS had a plot and character development by superunknown85	Dec 8th, 2008 02:51:38 PM
It wasn't a Bourne movie.
Greene dying offscreen... by DisneyFanatic	Dec 8th, 2008 03:04:14 PM
Was by far one of my favorite parts of Quantum. First we have that scene with him and Bond and the can of oil. Then we have the idea that QUANTUM can find him in the middle of the desert and put a bullet in his head. That far-reaching knowledge and ability that resonates with "we have people everywhere" line is one of the chief reasons why I want a sequel.
Franka Potente by ThrowMeTheIdol	Dec 8th, 2008 03:15:21 PM
This series lost me when they killed her off. The action scenes are fun but she added crucial charm and humanity that was never replaced.
Bourne finds out Marie had a twin sister. by Dingbatty	Dec 8th, 2008 03:17:32 PM
He goes on a quest to bed her, finds out she is a double agent working for the secret cabal that controls filthy European bedsits and youth hostels.
Kewl by Thot	Dec 8th, 2008 03:18:21 PM
Really enjoyed the first three. I'm up for more "Bourne" adventures. They're better than the so-called "Bond" movies as of late.
Bourne Borg by rosasaks	Dec 8th, 2008 03:22:52 PM
It's a cross between Wimbledon and Terminator.... huh?
Bourne to Run...the franchise into the ground by Pondscum is Banned	Dec 8th, 2008 03:28:04 PM
Without a doubt, the Bourne movies did something completely amazing - making me give a shit whether Matt Damon lives or dies - so kudos for that. If they're gonna bring anyone back, then my vote is for Clive Owen as the bespectacled assassin. He had like 5 lines in the whole bastard thing and stole the movie from under the rest of the cast. 'Look what they make you do...sequels'.
Bourne 4.... by ReZourceman	Dec 8th, 2008 03:38:55 PM
Bourne Harder.
BOURNE WOULD PUSH BOND'S NOSE TO THE BACK OF HIS SKULL by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 03:47:08 PM
and fuck the Bond girl. Cuz Matt Damon is a fillin and fuckin machine.
I MEANT "KILLIN" by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 03:47:30 PM
but fillin will do.
BOURNE FRIDAY THE 13TH: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 03:50:05 PM
Jason lost his memory in the river and goes on rampage. I wish he had gone to Jersey though.
BOURNE to be WILD by DisneyFanatic	Dec 8th, 2008 03:51:31 PM

BOURNE ON THE BAYOU by Mr. Nice Gaius	Dec 8th, 2008 03:52:32 PM
Denny Crane!!!
FACT: by IndoorPlumbing	Dec 8th, 2008 03:56:23 PM
All of the DIE HARD sequels were stand alone scripts that had nothing to do with DIE HARD, until they rewrote them, making the main character john mcclane etc etc
FACT: by IndoorPlumbing	Dec 8th, 2008 03:57:29 PM
i'm not saying that's a good thing, i'm just saying that's a fact. sometimes it works (diehard3), sometimes it doesnt (diehard4), and sometimes they say "mother falcon".
Bond > Bourne by Gungan Slayer	Dec 8th, 2008 04:01:02 PM
Nuff said. Always been like that, always will be.
Bourne v. Bond by johnnyangel	Dec 8th, 2008 04:01:37 PM
Both good. Let's have some more, thank you very much.
BSB by DisneyFanatic	Dec 8th, 2008 04:07:34 PM
I honestly believe that you have it mixed up, sir. Bond has shown again and again that he is more than willing and able to fuck another dude's chick behind his back.
JON AND KATE PLUS 8 PLUS BOURNE by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 04:09:10 PM
Jason takes a job babysitting the Gosselins' 8 kids, and is quickly driven to kill again.
DISNEY by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 04:10:23 PM
But Bourne is the tougher hombre. He was engineered in a lab!!!
double agents? sounds bad by BurgerKing	Dec 8th, 2008 04:11:59 PM
I know, too early to tell but double agent stories and agents falling in love. uggh
BOURNE FREE by The Goon	Dec 8th, 2008 04:12:59 PM

they should use Clive Owen by FILMFUNK	Dec 8th, 2008 04:14:17 PM
He was cool in the first Bourne bit bored of Matt Damon and no Snodgrass!
STILL BOURNE by Baron Karza	Dec 8th, 2008 04:16:42 PM
The revengining.
BOURNE 4: LOST IN NEW YORK by palimpsest	Dec 8th, 2008 04:19:17 PM
Jason and a bag lady fuck up Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern's acting careers
That's a really good idea filmfunk by ThrowMeTheIdol	Dec 8th, 2008 04:24:17 PM
His character was the best opponent for Bourne yet.
Forget Potente, I think it's Julia Stiles they are angling for. by blackmantis	Dec 8th, 2008 04:25:51 PM
Bank on it.
BSB by DisneyFanatic	Dec 8th, 2008 04:27:55 PM
But Bond is made of AWESOME. Michael Bay agrees with me and he's an expert in that field.
Mr. Winter Bourne by StevenScorsese	Dec 8th, 2008 04:32:18 PM
Jason Bourne must dress up as a fat female housekeeper to get close to estranged family.....and kill them.
All "thinking" in Hollyweird is devoted to by kabong	Dec 8th, 2008 04:34:32 PM
marketing hooks.
Bad to the Bourne by Kankennon	Dec 8th, 2008 04:34:39 PM
Bababababa...bad Bababababa...bad Bad to the Bourne.
BOURNE OUT OF NECESSITY by Baron Karza	Dec 8th, 2008 04:36:07 PM
and the like..
Bourne To Be Alive by StevenScorsese	Dec 8th, 2008 04:37:21 PM
Patrick Hernandez does the soundtrack with backup from Madonna.
The Parsifal Mosaic is a truly great book by toadkillerdog	Dec 8th, 2008 04:38:57 PM
It is my favorite Ludlum straight action book. Ludlum actually wrote a comedy, called The Road to Gandolfo, which is my favorite of all his book. The Parsifal Mosaic though, is Ludlum at his action/mystery best. The Materese Circle is a close second in my opinion.
Bourne-Again Christian by StevenScorsese	Dec 8th, 2008 04:41:14 PM
Tag: Bourne takes Bible-thumping to biblical proportions.
A STAR IS BOURNE by StevenScorsese	Dec 8th, 2008 04:44:13 PM
Killing spree in Hollywood!
I loved the first three Bourne flicks. A fourth one is a bad id by Orbots Commander	Dec 8th, 2008 05:04:33 PM
I don't think the character can support four movies. It'll be Spider-Man 3 bad.
So why don't they do the Eric Lustbader novels? by kabong	Dec 8th, 2008 05:14:49 PM
Bourne Legacy and . . . Why don't they do some of Lustbader's Ninja novels? Oh, I know: too complicated.
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Dec 8th, 2008 05:14:50 PM
Damn You Michael Bay
doesn't sound very appealing by SexyBeast	Dec 8th, 2008 05:24:25 PM
sounds boring
Look, as long as there are the essentials: 1. grim tone by CreasyBear	Dec 8th, 2008 05:29:52 PM
2. Powell's intense, driving score, 3. Bourne fighting with some random, mundane object, 4. a vicious car chase, 5. a great supporting cast, 6. Bourne using on-the-fly cleverness to get his way out of a jam, . . . well, then I'm there in the theater.
Let me guess... by spectrebeeyatch	Dec 8th, 2008 06:08:45 PM
Bourne will fight more CIA types and the plot won't really go anywhere. Besides the first one the next two kind of the same movie. Except one had Russians and one didn't have Russians. Hopefully the third one can toss in a little bit more interesting bad guys. Got kind of tired of a bunch of CIA chumps sitting around looking at computers going"He's in Brussels!"... Because I pretty much guessed where both movies were going and I was right. I hope the expand the universe with the fourth and add something different.
The Bourne Mosaic by JaPra	Dec 8th, 2008 06:36:11 PM
That's the proper title.
James Bond is a character by Mac Cargould	Dec 8th, 2008 06:48:00 PM
David Webb is a real guy
Where would this movie fit... by JumpinJehosaphat	Dec 8th, 2008 06:48:43 PM
...on an Eyeball Fucking scale? If, say, My Dinner with Andre fucked our eyeballs at a 1, and Avatar will reportedly give our eyeballs a good dicking at a 10, what level of ocular fornication can we expect from a new (Un)Bourne?
Other books by obidawsn	Dec 8th, 2008 06:50:15 PM
Aren't there 3 more books in the series? I know they weren't written by the same person, but why not try to get the rights to those? Of course, if they already have rights to another story and want to use it, I guess it's cheaper. Though there seemed to be more background story to Bourne and Stiles character in Ultimatum (at least the movie, never read the books). I was hoping to see more of that. But if they're bringing in another love interest, then they'll probably drop her character.
Bourne under a bad sign by Xiphos_2	Dec 8th, 2008 06:56:55 PM
That sign reads "TOO MUCH SHAKEY CAM" in smaller letters it reads, Matt "giant dome" Damon can't pull of the fighting sequences so we speed the camera up and shake it.
Sounds boring by JRcanReid	Dec 8th, 2008 06:58:59 PM
How about Bourne gets his job back at the CIA, but this time he's reading books. He just reads. Everything. And then I asks his boss if we have plans to invade the Middle East and then he goes out to get a cheesburger and comes back and everybody is FUCKING DEAD! And then his Postman tries to kill him and so does Father Merrin but then Father Merrin lets him live and he kills the other guy instead. Now that's a fucking movie.
JR canReid by doodler	Dec 8th, 2008 07:05:45 PM
Good call - if ever there was a reason to re-release (dare not remake) Three Days of the Condor, it's now, during the energy/financial crises. "When people are going hungry, they won't care how you do it, they just want you to get it for them!"
THE BOURNE DELIVERANCE by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 07:05:59 PM
Just try and fuck Bourne in the ass. Just try.
Bourne ripping Bond ripping Bourne... by mefrog	Dec 8th, 2008 07:20:08 PM
...in a novel that's not Bourne and sounds like Bond but one that will be Bourne.
Bourne 4 = Indy 4 = Die Hard 4 by DisneyFanatic	Dec 8th, 2008 07:20:46 PM
You know this to be true...
Fine by me buuuut.... by RogueWarrior65	Dec 8th, 2008 07:30:33 PM
KNOCK OFF WITH THE SHAKEY-CAM ALREADY! GAH!!! Can't these people come up with a better vehicle for conveying intensity?
Alias by topaz4206	Dec 8th, 2008 07:55:21 PM
This happened with Jack and Irina on Alias. Of course, the novel came first, but just sayin...
Battle!!!!! by raidahguy	Dec 8th, 2008 09:11:18 PM
They should have Bourne fight the New Karate Kid Jaden Smith in HOng Kong Fooey slapstick style, it could happen...........
Yes! Shakey Cam LIVES!!! by MurderMostFowl	Dec 8th, 2008 09:38:04 PM
I actually love the Bourne series, but hope they finally give Shakey Cam the rest it so deserves. Maybe they'll have a fight in low light and a malfunctioning lightbulb creating a strobe effect. You'd get some great press with all the epilepsy warnings.
ME SO BOURNEY by JimCurry	Dec 8th, 2008 09:38:52 PM
Me love you long time.
Bourne 4: Dolling out just a squeak more backstory by Stormwatcher	Dec 8th, 2008 09:44:11 PM
Every film its all about dragging out his past history even when its flimsy as hell. That said, I frakking love the Bourne movies. Have all 3 in HDDVD! Christ.
JimCurry, I busted out laughing by MurderMostFowl	Dec 8th, 2008 09:48:34 PM
Oh man, I'm guessing that's been done before, but I'd never seen it, and THAT, my friend, was funny. Bravo!
CLOVERFIELD REBOURNE by StevenScorsese	Dec 8th, 2008 10:00:56 PM
Two sequels with one massive shaky cam.
I hope the CIA fools have their meeting by kabong	Dec 8th, 2008 10:04:50 PM
in a room without a window. Bourne always sets up on the roof of a building across the street. Maybe they could get a counter-sniper to put a .50-cal slug through Bourne's skull.
None of them have been close to the books by aversiontherapy2	Dec 8th, 2008 10:26:50 PM
Not at all, things like character names and the idea of amnesia yes but other than that they're completely different.
FROSTBOURNE HUNGERS! by Warcraft	Dec 8th, 2008 10:42:03 PM
lol couldn't resist.
No!! Don't do it: Mssrs Marshall, Greengrass and Damon! by MaxTheSilent	Dec 8th, 2008 10:59:09 PM
Don't just go digging for stories purely because the other movies made money. BOURNE ULTIMATUM was a stunning end to the series, and to bring in another 'love interest' for the sake of another money-grubbing sequel is a disgrace. The series was so amazing because Jason Bourne was truly, deeply in love with Marie, and that relationship informed everything that happened.
BAD TO THE BOURNE by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 11:04:57 PM
Duhh nehh nehh neh neh.
THE BOURNE PRESIDENCY by BringingSexyBack	Dec 8th, 2008 11:08:16 PM
Bourne: "We're going to war." Defense Secretary: "The armed forces are not prepared for a conflict of this magnitude sir!" Bourne: "No need. I'm going in alone." Cue Bourne theme
There's a Bourne theme? by DisneyFanatic	Dec 8th, 2008 11:37:36 PM
I guess I never picked up on it...
ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A BOURNE by StevenScorsese	Dec 8th, 2008 11:41:17 PM
Lots of action and liberal use of the word 'fuck'.
the Bourne theme is crickets in the audience..... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Dec 9th, 2008 12:18:05 AM
....following every emotional moment.
Searching for new sources? by The Grug	Dec 9th, 2008 12:26:04 AM
Neither the 2nd nor 3rd film where even slightly related to the storylines of the books they took their names from. So why would anyone worry about source material. At any rate I won't be seeing another Bourne film. The last two physically gave me headaches trying to watch them. I have no intention of going through that yet again.
THE BOURNE BOURNOCRACY : by PTSDPete	Dec 9th, 2008 12:34:40 AM
Every damn spy movie will BE a Bourne movie. Not that I'm complaining.
The Dick Blood of Roger Murtaugh by DisneyFanatic	Dec 9th, 2008 12:46:12 AM
That's what I thought...
Fuck this shit!!!! by TheWaqman	Dec 9th, 2008 12:52:15 AM
...bunch of sellouts. Honestly why couldn't they leave it alone with the third one? I remember Damon's stupid ass slamming any notions of a 4th film being made. Damon gotta eat???
Bourned Out by Dingbatty	Dec 9th, 2008 02:43:30 AM

isn't this what Casino Royale was??? by onezeroone	Dec 9th, 2008 03:42:45 AM

Bourne and Bread by shiny_spoon	Dec 9th, 2008 03:58:02 AM
shakycam bakery fights.
CASINO ROYAL by awesomebri	Dec 9th, 2008 04:28:21 AM
CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL CASINO ROYAL...
Calling it right now: by TOGSolid	Dec 9th, 2008 05:00:37 AM
Bond vs Bourne crossover movie. It's going to happen, because Hollywood sucks like that.
I would watch Craig kicking Matt's head in. by David Cloverfield	Dec 9th, 2008 05:14:13 AM
He (it?) would eat him with one bite. It would be over faster than Thomas Jane VS. Titus Pullo.
Marie's not dead by The McPoyle Clan	Dec 9th, 2008 05:27:59 AM
She's been hiding out as an Armenian gangster in the Farmington district of LA.
NOT CASINO ROYALE GOD DAMN IT by myspoonistoobig	Dec 9th, 2008 06:00:32 AM
Just as I said on ComingSoon, you're all misreading the fucking plot. The plot is NOT about how she's a double agent, but how he finds out years after her death, after his "retirement", that she is alive and he tries to track her down to find out what happened. That means the movie would be sort of like a chase, as he follows the clues to figure out where she is hiding, and pieces her story together.
Fuck shaky cam movies!!! by Motoko Kusanagi	Dec 9th, 2008 07:10:52 AM
Damn them to hell!!!
It's hard to retire from spying when by kafka07	Dec 9th, 2008 08:04:38 AM
you're already and ex-spy on the run from your government. But whatever. I think it's pretty cool they're bringing Bourne back. It might be kind of a waste though if someday they're looking to make a totally new franchise but all the Ludlum ideas are used up from the non-Bourne stories having been twisted into Bourne stories. Daniel Craig sucks btw.
THE BOURNE CONSTIPATION by BringingSexyBack	Dec 9th, 2008 10:01:06 AM
Pam Landy (On Cell): "Take the shot!" Bourne: "I can't! My stomache hurts!"
BOND HAS NICER MAN TITS THAN BOURNE by BringingSexyBack	Dec 9th, 2008 10:01:55 AM
I give him that.
Yes it is the plot of Casino Royale by Dolmes	Dec 9th, 2008 10:25:09 AM
And so the world turns ever onwards
Bourne 4 the win by quicksilver80	Dec 9th, 2008 11:29:16 AM
...or not
Bourne Notice by quicksilver80	Dec 9th, 2008 11:36:28 AM
...with Bruce Campbell and ninjas
"He by Snake Foreskin	Dec 9th, 2008 12:41:05 PM

Oops. by Snake Foreskin	Dec 9th, 2008 12:41:17 PM

"He's got a gun and great big man tits..." by Snake Foreskin	Dec 9th, 2008 12:42:25 PM
Best song ever! They really SHOULD have used it as the theme song to Quantum. That Alan Keyes/Jack Black song was terrible!
Pam Landy. Worst name ever. Next to Fred Grandy. by Snake Foreskin	Dec 9th, 2008 12:43:52 PM
Or LaDamian Tomlinson. Or Plaxico Burress.
Couldn't they just make the gal Vesper? by Snake Foreskin	Dec 9th, 2008 12:45:41 PM
Then they could really make it work. Or worse. I am not sure which. Quantum was somewhat miserable. It should've been called Quantum of Misery.
How hilarious! Make a crossover film between Bourne and Bond! by Snake Foreskin	Dec 9th, 2008 12:52:43 PM
They have the same initials. It could be lots of hijinks based on mistaken identity. You see, the bad guys (SMERSH/CIA) find charred remains and cufflinks that simply say "JB". They don't know if they got Bond or Bourne. And Vesper could be the not-so-long-dead spy who isn't really dead. Or maybe it could come out that Franka "Run Lola Run" Potente's Marie character isn't really dead. Or both of them are still alive and enjoying a lesbian relationship in an apartment building in New York City that is actually a gateway to H-E-Double-Toothpicks. I like where this story is going. I need to submit my version to Matt Damon and Daniel Craig. I'll get right on it.
the bourne franchise by Luke902	Dec 9th, 2008 02:11:59 PM
has always been overhyped. they're solid films, but nothing special like everyone makes them out to be.
the snake eats it's tail... by Maniaq	Dec 9th, 2008 06:04:48 PM
Bourne riffs on Bond, and then Bond riffs on Bourne, and now Bourne riffs on Bond right back....
Why the fuck don't they add Carlos to these movies... by Ravetin	Dec 9th, 2008 08:10:09 PM
...if they want to continue with the Bourne series so bad how about ACTUALLY MAKING THE FUCKING BOURNE SERIES?
Bourne in a Manger by Dingbatty	Dec 10th, 2008 01:39:56 AM

J2B2: Bond vs. Bourne by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 10th, 2008 12:41:51 PM
This summer. Bond. Bourne. Boners. This summer, your martini will be shakeycammed, not stirred.
Thank you, Dingbatty by 300 monkeys	Dec 10th, 2008 02:35:44 PM
that tile alone was worth checking into this talkback
Interesting... by NC Blue	Dec 11th, 2008 01:49:22 AM
...but after reading the Wiki entry, it seems as if Parsifal Mosaic is more of a Cold-War thriller in the tradition of pre-Craig Bond stories than something that would have Jason Bourne in it. Interesting idea, but it would take a lot of stretching to work Bourne & Friends into the plot, I think. I'm also not thrilled with the notion that Marie could be magically resurrected and revealed as a spy herself, since one of my favorite things about the first two Bourne films was his attempt to transition back to the real world where everyone ISN'T a CIA operative or assassin or whatever. Probably that is why he chooses to retire in a relatively obscure place like Goa, so he can try to escape that world. Unfortunately, he doesn't succeed, and that's where the last 1.75 films come into play.
NIKKI PARSONS + PAM LANDY HAVING SEX by punto	Dec 11th, 2008 12:34:33 PM
while bourne runs around with a gun. oh, you say it's not about a bourne? even better.
What you don't understand about Franka Potente by punto	Dec 11th, 2008 12:43:49 PM
She was a fembot, sadly. We knew it all along...

Talkbacks

BOURNE 4 Isn't Really BOURNE But Will Be BOURNE Whether It Wants To Be Or Not!!

User login

Quick Talkback

Talkbacks