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Hammer Films Brings Hillary Swank To THE RESIDENCE!!

1st by moondoggy2u	Dec 4th, 2008 11:42:20 AM

What c an I say? by moondoggy2u	Dec 4th, 2008 11:43:08 AM
I'm a shallow, petty man. I'm goingn to go do my happy dance, now.
All the best to Hammer in its... by The Eskimo	Dec 4th, 2008 11:48:22 AM
...resurgence, but I doubt they can ever bring back the glory days. I hope they can find their own unique niche in a modern market. Any original thought these day is welcome in my book!
Will she die at the end? by BobParr	Dec 4th, 2008 11:49:05 AM
I think it's in her contract that she wins an Oscar everytime she dies at the end.
Yeah but... by Darth Macchio	Dec 4th, 2008 12:06:33 PM
..I love Hillary Swank. Not stalker-creepy "she doesn't know that we're married" love but the "can't take my eyes off her" compelling thing. Even in something boring or cheesey...I still find her totally captivating. Even in the horrible Next Karate Kid and her bad haircut...she's still beautiful. Shallow I know..she's also a great actor but that's incidental to an extent...
No Christopher Lee as Dracula= Failure by Stuntcock Mike	Dec 4th, 2008 12:45:29 PM

Shania Twain has a nice ass by kikuchiyoboy	Dec 4th, 2008 12:49:52 PM
It needed to said.
It needed to "be" said. by kikuchiyoboy	Dec 4th, 2008 12:55:20 PM
I just hope Hammer brings a good fun mayhem filled film. I want to see a fun bloody Dracula film.
It ain't really Hammer in my eyes. by My Mom Is A Whore	Dec 4th, 2008 01:05:24 PM
Hammer died many years ago, just like Samuel L Jackson and Sam Raimi.
lordi... by hoorah24	Dec 4th, 2008 02:04:55 PM
... is the lamest shit i have ever seen. i feel bad for saying this, because i just wrote a whole spiel about homosexuals being discriminated against, but lordi is really, really, really gay.
That Lordi video by Kizeesh	Dec 4th, 2008 02:21:05 PM
looks vaguely like the pisstake Wonderboy video by Tenacious D, but it's amazing how a band who look a bit silly but acceptable on the video suddenly look like a bunch of fat LARPers on stage in real life. I prefered the other Rock hallalujah video, the one with them appearing in the highschool gym and the hot goth chick singing along with her ipod.
re: Lordi by JackNF	Dec 4th, 2008 02:59:11 PM
yeah, I'm with Kizeesh preferring the other video for Hard Rock Hallelujah. Zombie cheerleaders FTW!!!
Lordi VS GWAR.... by Darth Macchio	Dec 4th, 2008 03:50:56 PM
...and whoever looses has to eat all that latex shit. No salt either. All thrilla...all filla...such is such.
zzzzzzzzzzzz by Charlie_Allnut	Dec 4th, 2008 04:09:32 PM
huh? whats going on? Swank? Stalker? zzzzzzzzz
This director is a visionary by BobParr	Dec 4th, 2008 04:31:19 PM
How did they ever come up with the idea of filming Snania Twain in a variet of skimpy outfits? That was groundbreakng stuff!!!
Nightwish WOW by Animation	Dec 4th, 2008 04:32:42 PM
It's kinda weird to see a Nightwish reference on AICN.
Hammer? Sounds like a Women's Network by kabong	Dec 4th, 2008 04:59:26 PM
chick in jeopardy.
1st in Line, Bitches... by landrvr1	Dec 4th, 2008 05:16:11 PM
...to suck Hillary Swank's penis. Back off, mofos.
Clearly the most unbelievable aspect is ... by Geekgasm	Dec 4th, 2008 06:00:24 PM
... that anybody would bother to stalk Hillary Swank. Put a bridle on that beast and send her out to pasture.
lol Nightwish by The Amazing G	Dec 4th, 2008 07:25:49 PM
such a cheesily awesome band
Way to piss away that Oscar cred, Swank by caruso_stalker217	Dec 4th, 2008 11:54:09 PM
Maybe she can co-star with Cuba Gooding Jr. in a movie about two retards who fall in love. It's a shoo-in, you fuckers! Shoo-in!
hammer studios shooting in brooklyn? by JimmyJoe RedSky	Dec 5th, 2008 01:00:39 AM

i miss the castles and bossoms with blood dripping by JimmyJoe RedSky	Dec 5th, 2008 01:02:38 AM

christopher lee should be the landlord by JimmyJoe RedSky	Dec 5th, 2008 01:03:34 AM

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