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If you haven't seen this, you must, must, must watch the red band trailer for BLACK DYNAMITE!

I really didn't think... by Brendon	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:46:15 AM
...a Wayans collaborator could be behind a film with such an amusing trailer. More of a Project Terror than a Death Proof this one, obviously, but should raise a big smile at least.
In 20 years we will probably see "Fagsploitation" films by DOGSOUP	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:46:34 AM
You know this to be true.
And self-aware it is by Kirbymanly	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:51:40 AM
And that's what sucks about it. It comes across like a giant wink at the bar but the girl goes home with Rudy Ray Moore.
Black Dynamite as the next Bond by Metropolis	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:58:47 AM
With QoS being so underwhelming, and this trailer kicking so much ass, why not shoot the next Bond film with a 10 dollar budget, have a dozen Bond girls...oh I mean "bitches", and get this guy in his 100$ suit so he can stop the bad guys from stealing Bolivia's water. Nah...fuck it...just have him fight Lo Pan!
The "wake the bitches" line by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:00:18 AM
made me laugh out loud. Looks like this could be fun.
I love Blaxpoitation flicks but... by wash	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:05:02 AM
I never can really get into any satire of it because it's just too easy and it seems like it would only be funny to the people that aren't really too familiar with it. I'd rather just watch Human Tornado again or seek out some arcane never released on dvd flick then watch something like this.
Access Denied! by My Mom Is A Whore	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:12:40 AM
Fatal error: Out of memory (allocated 8126464) (tried to allocate 47 bytes) in /home/blackdyn/public_html/inc ludes/cache.inc on line 33 I don't even know what that fucking means!
Looks like good fun... by sonnyfern	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:16:38 AM
not laugh out loud in your seat fun, but more like a smirk and an eye roll...but a good time nonetheless.
Why Isn't Michael Jay White a bigger star? by My Mom Is A Whore	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:19:29 AM
The guy is a legend. I blame Spawn I guess but, in a world where we've lost the only other black guy who can kick ass in Hollywood (Hello Mr Snipes), we need someone like Jay White. If I've spelt his name wrong, please don't tell him as I reckon he could kill me with just one finger. (Incidentally, one of my friends regularly brings up his favourite scene in "Exit Wounds" where they introduce White's character using just his HUGE arm.)
Cube gooding jr... by Scroo\|oose	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:22:04 AM
Took me a while to realize it wasnt him but mr Spawn himself
Dick Van Patten by mr.brownstone	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:30:38 AM
makes hobo dog food now.
Your Mom Is A Whore by mr.brownstone	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:35:46 AM
Michael Jai White is devoid of charisma and acting ability. Maybe in the 80's he would have had a shot. But who gives a shit this movie looks fucking awesome!
Awwww, Mr Brownstone! by My Mom Is A Whore	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:45:06 AM
Devoid of charisma and acting ability? Do you think so? I always enjoy seeing him onscreen. In fact, i'd say his acting ability is about the same as Jason Stratham who is still managing to land roles in some of the bigger action movies. P.S Well done for escaping the trap of writing my name in your headline. I'm still waiting for someone to do it....
That trailer gave me a headache by SirFlibble	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:46:17 AM
damn shacky psuedo 70's style. Grindhouse showed you how to do exploitation without headaches... you should have copied them you bastard... other than that looks like fun...
Your Mom Is Still A Whore by mr.brownstone	Nov 22nd, 2008 05:04:42 AM
I've never let a lack of charisma and acting ability stop me from enjoying a movie. That's probably why Nightbeast is my favorite movie. As far as Statham is concerned even his lack of talent isn't enough to salvage the movies he's in.
Was that Mike Starr with the sword?? by caruso_stalker217	Nov 22nd, 2008 05:10:15 AM
"I'm Pooter the Clown!"
BNAT. Please! by Nordling	Nov 22nd, 2008 05:11:02 AM
That was awesome.
YES!!! by Johnno	Nov 22nd, 2008 05:51:35 AM
This is gonna be better than Avatar!!! Do you see where I'm coming from you jive motherfuckas??!!!
Captain Fucking Kangaroo -- Awesomeness by SlackAttack	Nov 22nd, 2008 07:07:00 AM
That trailer was pure bliss.. and there's another 76 minutes of this waiting for me? Where do I sign up? Is Mr. Green Jeans Mackin' too? "Noiice"
Linky not working for me :) by Lurker Johnson	Nov 22nd, 2008 07:31:33 AM
I is a sad panda.
Johnno...I can't agree more... by Metropolis	Nov 22nd, 2008 07:32:48 AM
Makes me laugh hard every time. Had to rewind that line about 10 times. I can't believe how fucking crazy intense he gets when he over pronounces the word "Mothafuckas". Pure gold.
Anyone got an outside link? by Zarles	Nov 22nd, 2008 08:07:31 AM
That one's dead.
It's up at Twitchfilm.net by Sci_Fi_Wasabe	Nov 22nd, 2008 08:16:47 AM
http://tinyurl.com/5vr8c8
OMG is that Michael Jai White? by dr sauch	Nov 22nd, 2008 08:50:04 AM
Fucking amazing!
MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa! by dr sauch	Nov 22nd, 2008 08:54:28 AM
Lol, amazing.
Succeeds everywhere that Grindhouse failed... by Oski	Nov 22nd, 2008 08:56:09 AM
"Drives a five thousand dolla' car and wears a hundred dolla' suits."
I just read that Gore Verbinski was gonna remake the Host by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:11:35 AM
FUUUUUCK!!!!! The original is some perfect shit. Don't fuckin change a thing!!!!!
FUCK YES! by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:16:31 AM
This trailer made my day!
Michael Jai White has found his calling by D.Vader	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:33:10 AM
Thank goodness, you jive turkeys!
Linky by cornponious	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:38:46 AM
http://tinyurl.com/6rk7z4
And BTW by cornponious	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:43:09 AM
I'm speechless. Absolute perfection, in every way. And michael jai white has come a long way since spawn. Well, then again, maybe he hasn't. But he's perfect in this.
words do not describe by chipps	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:49:17 AM
how upset i am that we just lost to world cup. we queenslanders need to have a hard look at ourselves (cause my state is the national team) we are a discrase. we need to harden the fuck up. i had an awesome day today. untill the end. discrase
jarv by chipps	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:51:20 AM
great day at the criket. they droped katich on 86. fools. the union is playing now but i dont have access tp to it
it is a black day for queensland by chipps	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:53:34 AM
i cant even think about it. league is our sport. we have discrased ourselves.
Arsenioooooo Hall by Supreme Hustle	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:57:05 AM
Yeah, I'll rent this.
bout time! by Obscura	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:58:28 AM
me and my mate have been talking about the resurrection of these films since we saw the trailer for the Human Tornado at a Grindhouse event. only problem with this one may be that its almost a little too accurate.
if you liked that, you'll love this by Obscura	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:05:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =WHSxT9gTgeM
Also an homage to The Avenging Disco Godfather by robertplant	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:17:55 AM
"Bucky! What is you done to yo sef?"
Will put yo' ASSSSSSSS in traction by Flyingcircus	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:36:06 AM
This looks awesome.
This is what "Undercover Brother" wanted to be by topaz4206	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:36:55 AM
...but didn't have the balls to. It took about 10 seconds for this trailer to break down my skepticism. I'm there! And by "there" I mean DVD.
When the hell does this come out? by Zeke25:17	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:42:53 AM
All imdb sez is "2008"....And I LOVED Undercover Brother, by the way.
"I get off in 15 minutes" by Cameron1	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:47:18 AM
"You right about that sugar, you right about that" Fucking splendid.
Parody Again ? by PTSDPete	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:48:53 AM
Where are the original stuff ?!? It's funny , though. That rolling donut bastard was epic.
No Jive turkey! by Bruce Leroy	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:58:57 AM
Hahaha this is just like the real deal. I'm will definitely check out this one!
I'm interested if this isn't a parody movie. by MisterE	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:00:58 AM
I'm tired of genre parodies (I did like "Planet Terror", though) and hope that this is a real blaxploitation flick. Not very interested unless this is the real deal.
However, the trailer is awesome... by MisterE	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:03:01 AM
If this IS a parody, I hope that it is as subtle as the trailer implies.
Reno 911 by ILikeScotch	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:04:10 AM
Is that Cedric Yarbrough from Reno 911 as the drug dealer who says "But I sell drugs in the community?"
SHHHHHHH! You're gonna wake up the rest of the bitches. by jimmy rabbitte	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:11:04 AM

This is the best thing ever by Charlie_Allnut	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:21:20 AM
Rudy Ray has a smile on his face right now...
white girl out of pool has great ass. by Warcraft	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:24:17 AM
can fap to that for awhile till full movie is released.
!!!!!!!!!! FUCK !!!!!!!!!!! by Kraken	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:32:28 AM
Gotta see this, NOW!
CAPTAIN KANGAROO!!!! by Geekgasm	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:33:03 AM
That was fan-fucking-tastic in every way.
No "Fagsploitation" pictures, Dogsoup by Geekgasm	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:36:20 AM
We fags already run the entertainment industry (along with the Jews, of course) so we'll just continue to queer up all of the mainstream releases.
SHEEEEEIIIITTTT!!! by CrazyJoeDavola	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:43:40 AM
Clay Davis approves of this film.
rated "aRR-uh" by irrelevntelefant	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:54:08 AM

This looks like it will succeed where others have failed... by James Westfall	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:57:30 AM
This has potential to surpass "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." I am on this the way fine is on Scarlett Jo.
THAT TRAILER ALONE REDEEMS THE DAMAGE DONE BY TWILIGHT by BringingSexyBack	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:59:06 AM
Never thought I'd see a black man kicking ass with nunchuks. My dreams have come true!!! Bring it bitches!!!!
I prefer real blaxploitation, but I love Michael Jai White by reflecto	Nov 22nd, 2008 12:01:42 PM
Other posters are right, he doesn't get enough respect. And that "I get off in 15 mins" bit was hilarious. As well as, "but Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!"
I just grew an afro... by Mr.Krinkle	Nov 22nd, 2008 12:16:10 PM
...watching that trailer! Fucking awesome! As a huge fan of the late Rudy Ray Moore, I can't wait to see that movie. Looks like a cross between Dolemite and the brilliant Disco Godfather. L.A. geeks check out the Rudy tribute @ New Bev on Dec. 2. What has he had?
the trailer is really funny by the milf lover	Nov 22nd, 2008 12:21:36 PM
but I dont know if I could handle a whole movie of this. I need to start doing drugs or something, my 'clean and sober' lifestyle is really getting in the way of my enjoying shitty entertainment.
Long live Rudy by Frankenbastard	Nov 22nd, 2008 12:24:07 PM
Man they smacked that way out of the ballpark film stock and all! Rudy Ray Moore and that bad D'urville Martin have got to be looking down smiling from disco godfather heaven. If they can just keep a fucking rap song out of it, it will be perfect. I’m so there opening day.
This is definitely a tribute to Rudy Ray Moore... by stripetg	Nov 22nd, 2008 12:26:29 PM
In fact, I think in "Disco Godfather", Rudy had nephew named Bucky who OD'ed on "whack." I remember Rudy yelling, "What has Bucky had?!! Somebody get me a ban-ambalance" (Something like that.) That said, this Black Dynamite movie trailer makes me smile big.
This looks like a classic! by Darth_Kaos	Nov 22nd, 2008 12:33:49 PM
'see, you gonna wake up the other bitches' Fucking classic! Thanks AICN, you finally broke something I never heard of, and it's got me looking forward to something! That's what this site is all about. Hope it's release in the theaters.
Holy SHIT!!! by macheesmo3	Nov 22nd, 2008 12:52:28 PM
Perfect timing for this homage to Rudy Ray, being that he recently died. This movie is going straight into my collection!
Ha ha! by b15fliptop	Nov 22nd, 2008 12:57:55 PM
Nice! Someone needs to make Avenging Hip-Hop Godfather...
possibly the best movie ever by Seth Cohen	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:00:59 PM
jive turkey suckas!
If every trailer was as good by ZoeFan	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:15:17 PM
as this one, I'd see 90% of the movies released. By far 1 of the 5 BEST trailers of the year.
Thank goodness for directors who aren't JJ Abrams. by Royston Lodge	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:17:44 PM
'nuff said...
Quentin Tarantino wishes he made this by WhoDis	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:18:13 PM
Awesome that they got Arsenio Hall and "Captain Kangeroo" for this. GOLD!!!!!!!
You Jive MothafuCKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! by Mike_D	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:23:32 PM
I'm seeing this.
grindhouse 2??? by BurgerKing	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:37:52 PM
please
Blaxpolitation does not exist in this dojo by Cobra--Kai	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:52:58 PM
What am I talkin' about, of course it exists - BLACK DYNAMITE you just got a date in my DVD player when the boys are round and the beers are flowing. This movie looks uber fun(ky) and I can't wait to see it!
Finally. After a week of Twilght bullshit my cock's got some by Stuntcock Mike	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:13:55 PM
blood in it again. This movie will be top notch.
When does this hit theaters?!? by 433	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:22:16 PM
And Harry, can we get this trailer on the big screen at BNAT?!?
hahaha YES! by brandon11	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:22:23 PM
this looks awsome. "Brutha, your death wont go unrevenged!" hahaha cant wait
Oh HELL yeah. by Zarles	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:36:46 PM
Fake-ass shitty kung fu moves FTW!
Cobras In This?! by Frodo T. Baggins	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:37:09 PM

Quiet. You'll Wake Up The Otha Bitches by Frodo T. Baggins	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:38:00 PM

Didn't any of you see Grindhouse? by 11ZOMBIES	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:43:07 PM
That shit was fucking terrible. No matter how many "funny" lines a neo-blaxploitation trailer has, I'd be hard pressed to see any more of this "retro" crap after the supreme burn of "Planet Terror" and (shudder)"Death Proof". The lemmings march on, just because Michael Jai White said "bitches". Wow. No thanks.
That's Rudy Ray doing the voiceover! by Dark Knight Lite	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:13:00 PM
Must have recorded it before he passed - AWESOME. Anyone who's not down for this is a NO BUSINESS, BORN INSECURE, RAT SOUP EATIN' MUTHAFUCKAAAA!!
"Thank goodness for directors who aren't JJ Abrams." by Geekgasm	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:19:18 PM
I'll drink to that.
If they play it at the Alamo Drafthouse... by chaplinatemyshoe	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:22:21 PM
I'll probably be there. Otherwise, I'll probably forget about this one in a week.
hells yeah by disfigurehead	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:23:06 PM
when when when???
CrazyJoedivola wins the TB by drturing	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:25:52 PM
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it... That looked about a gazillion times more impressive than Grindhouse.
"Rated Ar-ruh" by Skraggo	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:28:48 PM
Okay, I'm sold.
Black Dynamite changes the future by drturing	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:29:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =2raHizWcapY no seriously its a scene from the film
Word by a rolling stone	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:47:23 PM
I. Can. Not. Wait. This might take the place of "Scream, Blacula Scream" on my list of favs.
Mike Star makes everything better. by Pooter the Clown	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:03:59 PM
even this skidmark of a movie.
Thank you for that, Quint. by a goonie	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:04:43 PM
That was a fantastic trailer. Hilarious and full of ass-kicking. I can't wait to see this movie in its entirety.
Good Start to my Saturday by cahcat	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:07:04 PM
thanks for that! i can't wait to see this! grindhouse coming into the mainstream even more!
I don't get it. by Merkin Muffley	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:41:30 PM
No more to my post. I just don't get it.
It's rated AURA by Dark Knight Lite	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:44:07 PM
For you existential bitches.
Mchael Jai White Is The Man!!! That Is Funny As Hell by Media Messiah	Nov 22nd, 2008 05:08:33 PM
That was funny, although some of it got silly in the end, but Michael Jai White is just an extraordinary martial artist, wow!!!
Hey Marvel, Michael Jai White Deserves To Be The Next "Blade"!!! by Media Messiah	Nov 22nd, 2008 05:11:45 PM
I think this movie is audition enough, Michael Jai White is Blade. Time for a new Blade franchise, a reboot, ala Batman Begins...and The Incredible Hulk!!!
Any 'cool news' on 'Machete'.? by workshed	Nov 22nd, 2008 05:27:04 PM
Heard it was coming out this year... is that true..?
I guess over the top for that trailer would have been.. by Julius Dithers	Nov 22nd, 2008 05:48:31 PM
JJ Evans from Good Times walking in and shouting the main character's name. Looks like fun, though.
"WAAANNNDAAAAAA!!" by Stuntcock Mike	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:15:08 PM
Shit, wrong movie.
stereotypes are cool by JimmyJoe RedSky	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:18:38 PM

I've Actually already seen it by Continentalop	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:19:10 PM
Overall I'll say it is hit and miss, but the good news is that the best jokes aren't even in the trailer. Plus if you love Roscoes Chicken n' Waffles, you'll love this movie.
after watching that trailer, why see the movie by JimmyJoe RedSky	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:22:21 PM
the trailer covered everything - the joke's potency is only trailer length in scope - imagine 90 minutes of that - even the trailer felt too long
how about a "birth of a nation" parody by JimmyJoe RedSky	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:22:59 PM

woe is me by chipps	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:28:38 PM

Genius by Brundlefly	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:43:35 PM
Pure fucking genius.
notice Mykelti Williamson is called "William T. Michaelson" by BadMrWonka	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:43:39 PM
that is fucking funny. and Decric Yarborough is hilarious, this looks really goddamn good.
"I'll slap the black off of you!" by jimbojones123	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:54:23 PM
It seems way to over the top to beat out Black Belt Jones.
Love it by Chadimus Prime	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:55:30 PM
You can just tell when there's a lot of love put into something. I'm there opening night.
JimmyJoe RedSky is mad homo. by dr sauch	Nov 22nd, 2008 07:16:57 PM
Dude, come on.
im a homo because i didnt like this? by JimmyJoe RedSky	Nov 22nd, 2008 07:28:47 PM
dude, come on
so this is "cool" now? by Calico Pete	Nov 22nd, 2008 08:11:50 PM
Are y'all saying if blaxploitation was a current genre, y'all'd be paying $10 to see these flicks? Come on. I didn't any of you lining up for that Cadavra movie a while back. Oldey-times genre doesn't automatically equal good modern anything, even for you retro hipsters.
That was great! by Darth Thoth	Nov 22nd, 2008 08:19:22 PM
First the Watchmen trailer... then the Star Trek trailer... now this! 3 for 3 in my book.
I love Roscoes by crazybubba	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:14:17 PM
Movie looks great, but I say Jai White for Power Man Luke Cage not Blade and Stratham as Iron Fist.
Mr. Zeddemore by Munro Kelly	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:24:00 PM
I agree with every word in your post. If he was serious, he could have knocked it out easily. As far as resources, he's like a smaller, Texas version of Lucas. He owns everything he needs to make a film, in his home town. We all know that he can shoot fast, if he wants to. He needs to do it fast and cheap. I think it's a wasted opportunity.
Even The Tits Are Retro by SMARTASS8	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:41:25 PM
I was so excited for Grindhouse! Unfortunately, they spent so much time mocking the era with the "scratchy" film and poor editing, they left in cell phones, Lindsey Lohan name drops, and other modern crap that took me right out of the experience. The only 2 things I really liked about Grindhouse were Machete(perfect) and Thanksgiving(near perfect except for the modern day "porn star" boobs). Not only do the costumes, film color & quality, and script make this seem like a true 70's exploitation movie, it also has tits that look like they're from that era.
crazybubba by JimmyJoe RedSky	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:10:15 PM
thats a great idea for power man and iron fist - perfect casting - too bad it will never get made
chappelle please by smutpeddlar	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:24:09 PM
where's chappelle?
Perfection. by ChezKing	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:39:20 PM
That is a perfect blaxploitation trailer. Michael Jai White looks freaking hilarious!!! I really want to see this movie!
I was digging this...... by otm shank	Nov 23rd, 2008 12:31:32 AM
and then Cap. Kangaroo comes on screen and I lost it! I'm fuckin in! When does it come out?
Black Jesus!!! by grandwiz	Nov 23rd, 2008 12:36:40 AM
http://tinyurl.com/66cp2w
John Witherspoon by grandwiz	Nov 23rd, 2008 12:39:55 AM
http://tinyurl.com/5phrer
I just blew a load by jessdogg420	Nov 23rd, 2008 12:43:11 AM
That looks like the baddestmovie of all time. Dolemite and Black Belt Jones are my two favorites. Please tell me this shit is getting made. I remeber LL Cool J mentioned in a Dolemite remake,fuck that. This is the shit.
Baltimore Colts All-Star running back by Mike Fornes	Nov 23rd, 2008 12:47:05 AM
Fuck yeah I'm there
Wow. by DrAndonuts	Nov 23rd, 2008 02:35:02 AM
I saw this on Film Drunk the other day. The two things that get me the most: 1. Do you see where I'm comin' from you jive muthafuckaaaaa? 2. Rated Are-ah.
Stylistically fantastic! But will it be as funny as I'm Gonna G by Mr Nicholas	Nov 23rd, 2008 03:52:31 AM

funny as fuck by DC Films	Nov 23rd, 2008 04:18:07 AM
I can't wait to see the man-in-a-giant-cookie gunfight.
They stole my casting ideas! by Mike Fornes	Nov 23rd, 2008 06:49:06 AM
John Salley as Kotex Miguel Nunez as Mo Bitches Brian Mcknight as Sweetmeat
Sorry by Mike Fornes	Nov 23rd, 2008 06:51:09 AM
Punctuation is for sucks, anyway
oh my god. it's brilliant by BendersShinyAss	Nov 23rd, 2008 08:16:46 AM
brilliant
I haven't watched a trailer this much since, well, ever by SoylentMean	Nov 23rd, 2008 09:25:02 AM
Please tell me this is going to make it to theaters!!! Anybody know the release date? This is now my number one must see movie. This is the type of film that Grindhouse should have launched into everyday theatergoers consciousness. I will buy tickets now!
No, really that made my day by SoylentMean	Nov 23rd, 2008 09:30:34 AM
I generally get excited to see movies, but I'm really excited to see this. Try not to wake the other bitches!
I have now found Jesus. by micturatingbenjamin	Nov 23rd, 2008 09:31:34 AM
This is the fucking hog's balls. This is the fucking tits. This is the fucking greatest thing I've seen since 'Don't', the trailer by Edgar Wright shown during Grindhouse. Fuck. They need to make 'Don't', and soon, I'll have another flick to add to my modern Grindhouse film festival...Death Proof, Planet Terror, Machete (coming soon)...and Black Dynamite. Rated AR-Uh.
They had me at Black Dynamite. by SoylentMean	Nov 23rd, 2008 09:34:23 AM

They had me again at Captain Kangaroo. by SoylentMean	Nov 23rd, 2008 09:34:45 AM

Zedd, Black Dynamite looks awesome by SoylentMean	Nov 23rd, 2008 10:11:17 AM
and Pieces is great fun. I was way too young when I saw that movie.
Pieces by darthschneider67	Nov 23rd, 2008 10:30:19 AM
That was a great flick...I tracked it down in a bad dvd 4pack last halloween. I hadn't seen it since 8th grade, 22 years ago. Black Dynamite looks awesome too.
I also drive a 5 thousand dollar car by g-ride9000	Nov 23rd, 2008 10:57:12 AM
and own multiple 100 dollar suits.
Another movie disturbing like Pieces is... by SoylentMean	Nov 23rd, 2008 11:05:58 AM
Bujo Omega: Beyond the Darkness. Check that nasty fucker out.
Werewolf? Women's Prison? by SoylentMean	Nov 23rd, 2008 11:28:44 AM
That's like a Reese's Cup with extra awesome.
'cept it's not available at the Flix o' Net by SoylentMean	Nov 23rd, 2008 11:31:16 AM
Fuckin' sucks. Maybe I should just buy it?
nope, not available for purchase needer by SoylentMean	Nov 23rd, 2008 11:32:42 AM
durn
LOOKS LIKE CRAP AND YOU ARE ALL SHEEP by Bass Bastardson	Nov 23rd, 2008 01:15:16 PM
Seriously, I love Shaft and Dolomite as much as the next guy, but they were real movies. This is a fucking parody sketch that stretches thin after the 2 minute mark. Wow a send up of blaxploitation movies? How fucking original! How many fucking things do we need anyway?
I'll say it again: WHEN IS THIS COMING OUT? by Zeke25:17	Nov 23rd, 2008 01:52:06 PM
For all the press it's getting, both here and at CHUD, you'd think somebody would be able to squeeze out a release date; all IMDB sez is "2008". Look, GNR's "Chinese Democracy" finally came out ferchrissakes; surely we can get a date for BLACK DYNAMITE!
parody, serious... who cares? by filmfanatic1	Nov 23rd, 2008 02:26:54 PM
if it's funny AND serious, like SHAFT and CLEOPATRA JONES, it will be a classic blaxploitation film. The trailer looks over-the-top without trying to be a parody, which is what the 2 aformentioned flicks were.
BLACK DYNAMITE!!! by BringingSexyBack	Nov 23rd, 2008 05:11:32 PM
Is there any other kind?
OK, since no one's answering... by Zeke25:17	Nov 23rd, 2008 05:49:15 PM
A bit more research on my part led to the discovery that BLACK DYNAMITE will be premiering at Sundance in 2009...day-um jive-ass motherfucKAAAAAS; no asses in traction this year!
Favorite Pam Grier flicks? by Zeke25:17	Nov 23rd, 2008 05:55:01 PM
For me, it'll always be COFFY and FOXY BROWN...one because a dope pusher gets his head blown off in the first few minutes (pretty obviously a seedless watermelon, but still very cool) and the other because it's the only film in which you can hear a black dude NOT give a convincing line-reading when saying "Right on, brother!" Oh, and mainly because Pam was (and still is) da hotness.
I'm amazed by how much I like Blaxploitation by SoylentMean	Nov 23rd, 2008 06:36:09 PM
Honky Cracker that I am and all. It's a fun fuckin' genre that started in a time when its target audience were literally being left out of the mainstream film industry. I'll second the Pam Grier hotness as well.
Sundance 2009, fuck that! by SoylentMean	Nov 23rd, 2008 06:38:21 PM
That means it won't make it to conventional theaters (if it even has a chance at doing so) until, at best, fall of next year! That is stupid as hell.
The trailer has only 12 seconds of new material by Kakupacal53	Nov 23rd, 2008 09:55:49 PM
... the rest (including the voice overs) is taken from an assortment of genuine 70's blaxploitation movies... I doubt a real/finished product can come of that.
Yeah, is this a full movie, or a compilation? by bravogolfhotel	Nov 23rd, 2008 10:15:14 PM
All the source footage in the trailer makes it look like a blaxploitation DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID (which I would happily go see, but what's going on here?).
America's fear of naked tits and asses... by Motoko Kusanagi	Nov 24th, 2008 12:16:53 AM
...puzzles me. Why the fuck is thing harmless trailer rated R ?!?! There's more sexual content in a shower commercial over here than in that US trailer.
As someone who has seen it... by Continentalop	Nov 24th, 2008 01:13:38 AM
...And knows someone who has worked on it very little of the footage is from older Blaxplotation movies, mostly b-roll for stock and montages. As for the trailer, maybe six shots are from older movies. Sure, a lot of the stuff is shot to resemble other movies (parody, homage or rip off, your call), but the vast majority of it is original footage. As for the VO, well it might be a word for word rip off of another movies narration (I have never heard it) but what you are hearing was specifically recorded for this movie.
I'm gonna let 'em know... by CountdeCeredigion	Nov 24th, 2008 04:42:48 AM
... that Dolemite is back on the scene! I'm gonna let 'em know that Dolemite is my name, and fuckin' up motha fuckas is my game!
Continentalop by Kakupacal53	Nov 24th, 2008 06:38:30 AM
Well, I hope you're correct but as for the VO stuff, I collect Blaxploitation radio spots and the audio used in that trailer ARE the original radio VOs, edited - they are not remakes.
Crap-A-Lap! by HulkSmashNow	Nov 24th, 2008 09:17:24 AM
That has to be the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life! That's all I wanted to say.
Kakupacal53 by Continentalop	Nov 24th, 2008 11:03:35 AM
I am curious what movie the trailer VO is from, because the actor who is saying it is in the movie. I wonder did they have him recreate it or if they used an old VO he did before.
the Human Tornado by NinjaChampion	Nov 24th, 2008 11:50:30 AM
This movie looks all new except for some stock footage of street scenes and things like that. And the voice over seems all new too, but I'm sure they were doing their best to sound like Rudy Ray Moore. I even checked to see if he actually did do the VO but he died earlier this year. And I think this will debut at Sundance in January.
Yeah, I find it hard to believe this VO isn't original by Continentalop	Nov 24th, 2008 12:44:02 PM
…When he announces the names of people who don’t even exist (try googling any of the cast name) and then says that the film was shot in "Anamorphic Dou-Vision". Everyone knows that process wasn’t invented until 1987, duh.
Dolemite Lives Again! by Nesstar	Nov 24th, 2008 01:51:38 PM
"Dolemite is my name, and fuckin up motha fuckas is my game."
sweet! by Nizzuts	Nov 24th, 2008 02:23:55 PM
This looks too awesome to be true.
Won't be as good as Boss Nigger.... by TheWaqman	Nov 24th, 2008 06:28:46 PM

Looks like complete shit! by Power_Girl	Nov 24th, 2008 08:43:33 PM

But I sell drugs in the community! by Xandar1977	Nov 24th, 2008 11:11:08 PM
Good lord I am so there. I crave satisfaction.
Wow! by utz_world	Nov 25th, 2008 12:07:10 AM
Suddenly, I'm 3 years old again watching Fred Williamson/Pam Grier triple features at the drive-in theatre in my mom's old 1967 Impala! MUST! SEE! THIS! MOVIE! NOW!!!
And One More Thing... by utz_world	Nov 25th, 2008 12:08:28 AM
To hell with "Machete!" They need to give that "Hobo With A Shotgun" guy the $$$ for a full length version, pair it with "Black Dynamite" and call it "Grindhouse 2!"
RELEASE DATE by utz_world	Nov 25th, 2008 12:26:00 AM
Just got back from the Black Dynamite website - http://www.blackdynamite.com/ - and saw the Green Band trailer. At the end it says that the flick is coming to Sundance in January 2009!
haha, I like it! by The Amazing G	Nov 25th, 2008 03:38:47 AM
I like it allot!

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