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Greg Mottola's ADVENTURELAND Promises Enchantment, Heartbreak And Weaponized Corn Dogs!

Kristen Stewart is officially a mega-babe! by wackybantha	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:11:49 AM
She's gonna be BIG!
You Like Rush? by Crow3711	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:15:05 AM
Ouch. And yea, I second Wacky on Stewart. I'd definitely give it to her.
Kristin Stewart's come a long way... by geraldbeans	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:41:04 AM
...from looking like a boy in Panic Room.
Speaking of Kristens... by wackybantha	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:52:11 AM
Kristen Wiig is also a hottie! I would love to go out with both Kristens. And you can add Kristen Bell too!!! Damn! There are quite a few hot Kristens in Hollywood!
Journey to the Limelight... by The Guy Who Slept Through Everything.	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:00:18 AM
The universal dream! Rush is awesome, what'chu talking bout?
Looks pretty good by aversiontherapy2	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:10:19 AM
Stewart's the next.. whatever the kids are calling them these days.
The costumes and hair all look too modern by Charlie_Allnut	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:32:17 AM
This is NOT how people looked in the 80's.
did anyone read The Way Back? by MoseSchrute	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:44:36 AM
This kind of reminds me of that, minus the whole immature parents thing.
Haverchuck FUCK yeah...GONNA rid CINAMA by Quin the Eskimo	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:46:14 AM
of mediocrity FUCK YEAAH
Kristen Bell's cross-eyed put me off by seppukudkurosawa	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:47:46 AM
It looks like she's always staring at your nose. (Cue talkbacker cliche No.34: "You'd sell your family into slavery to get the chance to tap something that hot just once." Blah blah blah). Kristen Stewart, on the other hand, has got that Fairuza Balk of the noughties look about her. If I'd have been Emile Hirsch's character in Into the Wild, I'd have had a moral crisis for all of 4 seconds before I surrendered to my baser instincts.
*cross-eyes by seppukudkurosawa	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:48:34 AM

yeah but Emile's character in Into the Wild by Charlie_Allnut	Nov 22nd, 2008 02:55:17 AM
was an mentally unstable retard, so you really can't expect rational behavior.
Kristen Bell is hot if you like dudes. by Roketopunch	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:47:14 AM
She's fucking ugly. Why is everyone going jizznuts for her on this site. Really look at her pics on IMDB she looks like she has a kickstand like any other fella. I think she is a dyke as well. In all of her pics she graphs onto a another chick.
I'd love to put my Stewart in Kristin! by My Mom Is A Whore	Nov 22nd, 2008 03:47:34 AM
Hell, I don't even know if that makes sense but you know what I mean right? Yeah, you do! I knew you'd know.
Amusement park.. by ZaphodBeeblerox	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:39:53 AM
in the movie is Kennywood Park located outside of Pittsburgh, Pa. I was wondering when we were going to hear something about this movie, it seems like so long ago they were in town filming. Looks like fun, will certainly check this out when it finally opens. www.kennywood.com
From the director of Superbad the worst job ever by m_prevette	Nov 22nd, 2008 07:46:27 AM
Yep..that's exactly how the title cards read in that trailer. And truer words were never spoken. Not as terrifying as "from the writers of Superbad", but pretty damn close.
ummm....SECDEF? by mattvideo	Nov 22nd, 2008 08:02:11 AM
wawawiiwa? the only online reference i found was for the SECretary of DEFense? Good god, you're not nominating Martin Starr for Obama's cabinet, are you?
Kristen Bell > Megan Fox...fact. by Darkman	Nov 22nd, 2008 08:05:40 AM
And this looks pretty funny.
Goddammit I fucking hate Rush by I Dunno	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:47:56 AM
Their pretentious lyrics, that screeching lead vocal...fuck, now I have that fucking song stuck in my head. Oh and Kristin Stewart never looked like a boy, even in Panic Room, you homos. And did they get Disney's permission for this? When I first saw the title I thought it was another attempt by Disney to cash in on Pirates.
If you don't like rush by cornponious	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:55:15 AM
you're probably a conservative. Or just dense.
Or you may be deaf. by My Mom Is A Whore	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:23:41 AM
I've put these words in audio text. If you can't hear me saying each word in this post out loud then you should visit a doctor as soon as possible.
"I Dunno" you pickle head by TheBloop	Nov 22nd, 2008 10:40:54 AM
Rush is awesome. Any band that can have Bob and Doug and Count Floyd from SCTV introduce their songs live is alright with me. Despite be gods at their instruments, unlike morons like "50 Cent" who can't play anything, they are very down to earth and have a great sense of humor. "Take off, to the great white north, take off...". Oh and cornponious, one thing I can't stand are liberals who claim something as their own, like "Only liberals are smart enough to use Apple computers" Come on dude, I am conservative, mostly, as are most of my friends, and we all love Rush. Not sure what your point was...
well... by cornponious	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:20:39 AM
my point was that many of Peart's lyrics deal with subject matter that tends to be against the very things that the last 8 years of the Bush administration were famous for, namely religion, oppression, repression, imperialism, etc. I mean, I just assume that religious conservatives just ignore the words in songs like "Freewill", "The Trees", "A Farewell to Kings", and just about every song on the Snakes and Arrows album.
YES! by booth77	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:42:55 AM
Finally! I saw an advanced screening of this back in May and it was awesome! I was wondering what happened to this movie. Trust me, while it's not as funny as Superbad, it's still definitely a more rounded movie. It's gonna be a classic.
Oh yeah... by booth77	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:44:20 AM
And the chick who plays Lisa P. is CRAZY HOT.
I'm a conservative and I like Rush by Charlie_Allnut	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:44:27 AM
If you don't like the Rolling Stones you must be a liberal. Yeah that makes no sense either.
really by cornponious	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:46:59 AM
if you don't like the stones, you're just crazy.
Disney didn't trademark ADVENTURELAND in 1955? by SnapT	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:47:30 AM
Weird.
i wish the real Adventureland looked half that fun by Magic Rat	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:55:50 AM
I grew up like, 20 minutes from the Adventureland this is based on (Long Island). It was never that fun, but food WILL make you sick, trust me.
oh, and Kristen Stewart is a pretty bad actress by Magic Rat	Nov 22nd, 2008 11:57:29 AM
she basically looks exactly the same in every role she's in. It looked like she walked right off the set of Twilight and into this. She spent 120 minutes in Twilight and never smiled once, and now she'll probably spend another 80 minutes in this and never smile. C'mon Kristen, SMILE!
Cornponious by Pooter the Clown	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:26:11 PM
Apparently The Trees went right over your head. Nerd fight!
sigh by cornponious	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:31:53 PM
Meh.
interesting Adventureland factoid by Magic Rat	Nov 22nd, 2008 01:56:31 PM
for those who care. The REAL adventureland his movie is based on appeared in the movie "Music and Lyrics" with Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant.
crappychangeoflocation by geekofsellyoulloyd	Nov 22nd, 2008 04:16:05 PM
Mottola changed it to take place in Pittsburgh because of the amusement park he shot at. And he went to college around there. poop. Adventureland captured FOREVER circa 1985-86 is in the Alan Alda/Michael Caine flick "Sweet Liberty". I hung out at the crappy Adventureland in 1986-88 when I was in junior high. I wish I saw Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig though. It would have been more fun.
cornponious by TheBloop	Nov 22nd, 2008 05:58:40 PM
The theme of 2112 fits much more tightly if you picture it as statement against Islamic regimes like the mullah running Iran. Where all forms of western music are banned, and "Islamic fashion police" arrest women for dressing to "sluty". I picture the Oracle being the Mullahs, frowning down upon the discover of music they don't approve of. Say what you want moonbats, you can make any film or song you like in the U.S. and no one from the Bush administration is going to cut your head off. Take this message board for example......
m_prevette by BadMrWonka	Nov 22nd, 2008 06:33:10 PM
if you didn't laugh at Superbad, your funnybone's broken. sorry, man.
Why do they keep making these fucking movies? by caruso_stalker217	Nov 22nd, 2008 09:09:38 PM
I like Bill Hader but not enough to watch this shit.
I knew Kristen Stewart would be a star after Panic Room, but Twi by reflecto	Nov 23rd, 2008 12:40:38 AM
At least she's doing this. Meanwhile my inappropriate lust for stringbean geeks continues with Jesse Eisenberg, who I have burned for since the days of his nude double in Cursed, and also Squid & The Whale, where he was devastatingly brilliant.
Please note my truncated diss of Twilight above by reflecto	Nov 23rd, 2008 12:41:10 AM
I tried.
I LOVE YOU KRISTEN STEWART!!!!!!! by wackybantha	Nov 23rd, 2008 04:41:15 PM
Oops! Did I type that outloud?
"Don't ever eat the corndogs" -- lol by Curious Jorge	Nov 24th, 2008 11:17:31 AM

1987 eh? by The Amazing G	Nov 25th, 2008 02:42:19 AM
that's the year my folks got married

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