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by DarthScotsman
Nov 21st, 2008
05:34:19 AM
Make it so.
This Has Bomb Written All Over It!!!
by Media Messiah
Nov 21st, 2008
05:38:26 AM
One weekend, and after that, it's over!!!
Hey Mori...
by Seany-Wan
Nov 21st, 2008
05:48:16 AM
Any chance that this will be posted on the web? They already have a tv commercial and I think it would help to build interest.
DerLang...
by TheRealMoriarty
Nov 21st, 2008
05:52:04 AM
... nope, not particularly. I don't hate it or anything, but I just don't think much of it. It's fine, I guess. Not my thing.
Star Trek V
by TinSpider
Nov 21st, 2008
06:04:54 AM
The only thing I remember about that movie is the catwoman thing that does an immpeccable impression of James Brown's intro to I got you (I feel good) whilst attacking Kirk.
Still cautious...
by Nordling
Nov 21st, 2008
06:07:11 AM
I know STAR TREK isn't your personal geek center, Mori, but it sure does mean a lot to me. I'm not the kind of Trekkie that wears headbumps and costumes, but I grew up on these characters and it sure means a hell of a lot to me that they get it right. If Nimoy's involved, that's sort of a stamp of approval and your report makes me think it's going to be good. But K/S/M and their shared dynamic is the most important thing to me. Hey, in 1982 when Spock "died," man, I was one devastated 12 year old. This story means a lot to a lot of people.
Wow, harsh Mori...
by singlewhitestar
Nov 21st, 2008
06:07:45 AM
I suppose you were younger when you trashed another Geeks religion, but I hope your friend was kind when Ep 1 came out. Can't all geeks just get along? What's with the Trek/Wars holy war? (Peace from Ybor City)
Any idea what the big bad SQUID ship is Moriarty?
by Praetor
Nov 21st, 2008
06:10:20 AM
It looks awesome in the trailer and seems to be involved in the Kelvin sequence.
Moriarty aint my thing neither...NextGen was good tho..
by quantize
Nov 21st, 2008
06:15:20 AM
nuff sed
What if...
by MotherPussBucket
Nov 21st, 2008
06:17:17 AM
Shatner had got a part in the movie and JJ had to tell him that he was playing a scene wrong? But it would be great to have him in the background at the bar singing 'Rocket Man' (http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=DvQwXOCKNLY) while the brawl ensues.
Mori, Terminator Salvation...
by bluelou_boyle
Nov 21st, 2008
06:19:08 AM
Nice write up Mori. But your comments on Termiantor Salvation are disturbing. What have you seen? Total film just debunked that horrendous 'John Conner becomes a terminator' rumour, at least.
Kirk gets booty.
by Anna Valerious
Nov 21st, 2008
06:26:55 AM
Okay, so that's not news. But Conan pointed it out, and joked that the DVD would have commentary to explain to Trekkies "what Kirk and the lady are doing". -groan-
I wouldn't trust the opinion of anybody
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 21st, 2008
06:39:08 AM
that didn't like Star Trek IV and Star Trek VI. And, although it has a lot of problems, V does have a great scene where Kirk, Spock and McCoy have to face fears from their past. Its a terrific little scene, and i'll stick my neck out and say it has more drama in it than all of JJ's effort.
Excellent writeup, Moriarty
by cornponious
Nov 21st, 2008
06:52:26 AM
But i have to say that it WAS the camp stuff in IV that made it enjoyable for me. It's exactly what all the trekkers wanted to see. Not that I'm a trekker, but i do love the films.
Except there won't be a 5 year mission and you know it!
by V'Shael
Nov 21st, 2008
06:53:42 AM
They couldn't even keep an ensemble like XMen together for 3 movies.

If this thing makes a ton of money, they may make a sequel. And it may feature the same actors. But that's about all you're going to get.

I hope for Pine's sake he's not the next Jackman....
by RighteousBrother
Nov 21st, 2008
06:53:58 AM
Jackman's post X-men movie roles have been terrible. Van Helsing, Someone Like You, Kate and Leopold....and I like Jackman!
And your friend who liked Trek V ? Retarded.
by V'Shael
Nov 21st, 2008
06:55:47 AM
Don't feel bad. He was clearly a basket case. Probably had undiagnosed Aspergers Syndrome.
good write-up...
by RighteousBrother
Nov 21st, 2008
07:00:16 AM
I hope Pine can pull Kirk off (ooeeer)
Hey, I liked STAR TREK IV
by JackIsLost
Nov 21st, 2008
07:02:59 AM
Approaching the material from a comedic standpoint was inspired and the film works. Mori, you are more of a geek than you know and show it with being so annoyed by IV...
-sigh- Righteous...
by Anna Valerious
Nov 21st, 2008
07:05:10 AM
You're obviously a dude, right? And V'Shael, I wouldn't make fun of people with aspergers. I had been diagnosed with it two years ago and I don't appreciate people calling them freaks. I don't mention it because I want to be treated like a regular person.
Trek fans
by I am_NOTREAL
Nov 21st, 2008
07:12:09 AM
just ought to be glad that there's a new movie coming next year that has a chance of not sucking completely, as the last two did.
Star Trek V
by mastidon
Nov 21st, 2008
07:12:19 AM
The Search for Satan is by far the worst of any of the Trek movies. I am surprised by how much early PR they are doing. It is not out for over 6 months after all. To me it seems like non-fans would have forgotten about it by May.
Thoughts on the films
by Dreamfasting
Nov 21st, 2008
07:14:12 AM
One of the things I always liked about the original-cast Trek movies is that they are each different in tone and style - they aren't just the same story repeated with a different boss at the end.

TMP was the awe and wonder of the unknown. TWoK was the scifi take of WW2 sea battle films. TSFS was a claustrophobic, deeply bittersweet story (and is the one that I find has aged the best for me). TVH was the light morality play (and is a rare episode that escapes the celluloid trap that the finale of a movie must be a ship-to-ship battle). TFF ... well ... it's just an epic fail for me, but it's the closest to a simple K-S-M buddy-adventure story (although that one face-your-fears / I-need-my-pain scene did resonate for me). TUC is the bookend to the political melodrama, the nod to the passing of the cold war that shaped the original series, although I find the technobabble and redressed TNG sets haven't aged well.

The thing that I missed from the later movies was the sense of culture, of scale that TMP provided. You really got the sense that a ship mattered, that it really was a giant capital investment to send out into space. I remember that long panning approach scene with the theme blaring taking my breath away the way the twin setting suns of Star Wars did. I like the comment drawing a parallel between the construction yard scene and that scene. That gives me hope (although I also tend to see this film as the passing of the mythos to a new generation of viewers and storytellers with a different set of dreams and worries to work through)
I tried...
by richievanderlow
Nov 21st, 2008
07:15:46 AM
To avoid all these reports, but I couldn't. This is sounding fantastic. I liked TNG okay, But always found Trek as kind of Sterile and safe where it was concerned. Even when they did something major, like kill someone off, it just felt like they were cashing in on something. This movie is sounding more and more like the kick in the ass the franchise needed. I love TOS era Trek, and tinkering with it is just fine with me, so long as they stay true to the characters and the relationships. TNG F'ed up canon so much, I don't care what liberties they take with this one. At this point, we need a monumental shake up to bring Trek storytelling into a modern era, and not make it the episode of the week for two hours on the big screen. I've not allowed myself to get excited about this movie.. until now. How I wish it was opening this Christmas as originally planned.... Ready for May!!!
K/S/M?
by raw_bean
Nov 21st, 2008
07:24:33 AM
Crazy three-way fanfic action!
For some reason, that headline sounds really gay.
by rev_skarekroe
Nov 21st, 2008
07:25:34 AM
"Chris Pine can command MY starship anytime! Sign ME up for a five year mission!"

Anyway, enough of that. I'm going to go read the article now.

Come on, Mori. You can't honestly tell me...
by BiggusDickus
Nov 21st, 2008
07:26:10 AM
...that Seven of Nine didn't have you tuning in to at least one episode of Voyager?

Nice write-up, fella. I'm really looking forward to this one!

Very good piece Moriarty
by zapano
Nov 21st, 2008
07:38:22 AM
I share many of your misgivings about Star Trek. Never really loved Star Trek but I enjoyed the Next Generation, a great tv series. But I think the fact that JJ is not a fan actually bodes well for this film's chances. I'm looking forward to this.
RighteousBrother
by Midnightxpress
Nov 21st, 2008
07:41:30 AM
The Prestige was a dman good post-X-Men role for Jackman.
Aren't there any Trekkers...
by GoSensGo
Nov 21st, 2008
07:44:20 AM
...who can give us a review? Everything I've read on this site is basically, "I don't like Star Trek, and I don't know jack shit about it, but I loved this clip." Isn't there ANYONE here who's seen the preview that is a FAN?
I really hope all the early word of mouth is right.
by rbatty024
Nov 21st, 2008
07:45:27 AM
I liked Trek television up through Deep Space Nine, and while the films were hit and miss, the last good one was easily First Contact. Here's hoping that after two failed series and two failed movies they finally get things right.
Yep, Sounds Stupid
by Aquatarkusman
Nov 21st, 2008
07:46:49 AM
Glad to hear it rehashed for the 128th time on the site. I expect to see the small print on the bottom of the site reflect some change in ownership to Bad Robot, LLC.
"I like the theory of STAR TREK more than the execution of it."
by rev_skarekroe
Nov 21st, 2008
07:51:38 AM
Well said! I feel the same way, and that's why this review has got me feeling all giddy!

Well, that and the giant ass-fuck cup of coffee I just drank...

Anna Valerious:
by V'Shael
Nov 21st, 2008
07:52:50 AM
I didn't say if you have Aspergers you're a freak. So chill.

Anyone who gets so wrapped up in Trek that they spend thousands of dollars on conventions, DVD's, costumes, or whatever.. well, they've let their fandom for a TV show get a little away with itself. That's fine. Perfectly harmless. And yes, many many people with Aspergers do (for some reason) become big fans of Star Trek.

But if you're the sort to be reduced to a shaking emotional wreck, while almost tearfully decrying that Trek *V* is the best Trek movie so far?? Then you are a basket case. Q.E.D. No further proof required. Call off Dr. House, we got this.

My Humble Prediction
by cutest_of_borg
Nov 21st, 2008
07:53:55 AM
#3 in total box office revenue for 2009 behind Harry Potter & Transformers 2. $285 mil domestic.
This article reminds Rickey of the Detroit 3 Hearings
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
07:53:57 AM
...in which all the Senators profess to know absolutely nothing about the automobile industry but then proceed to weigh in on the situation anyway.

And, Mori, there's a HUGE chasm between creating something that functions as an entertaining movie and creating something that's true to the source material.
TRANSFORMERS IN SPACE
by bobjustbob
Nov 21st, 2008
08:00:30 AM
Replace "Kirk" with "Sam" and "Romulan" with "Decipticon". Sounds like typical K&O writing. At least Bay isn't directing...

Still a skeptic but anticipating May 8th...

The squid-like ship is Romulan.

Doh! Meant to have a SPOILER tag on above post!
by bobjustbob
Nov 21st, 2008
08:01:28 AM
Sorry 'bout that...
I am a Dude.....
by RighteousBrother
Nov 21st, 2008
08:02:57 AM
was it the Kate and Leopold thing that gave it away.......or was it the name RighteousBROTHER, as opposed to SISTER.
Rickey!
by just pillow talk
Nov 21st, 2008
08:05:05 AM
What's going on my fellow Metsy?

I'm still unsure about this flick, but am positive it will be entertaining just unsure if it will follow Trek 'lore'.

reason and cast changes
by Himbo
Nov 21st, 2008
08:05:53 AM
Mori, thanks for writing as the reasonable voice on this site. Quint is coming up a close second as he makes progress with his AMAD column.

As for folks saying only one sequel "maybe" because of keeping the crew together... Star Trek has the tradition of getting better after a crew change. TOS got Checkov. TNG dropped Tasha, and got Crusher back after Pulaski. DS9 got Worf. Voyager got 7 of 9. Not to mention there are Trek stories where several secondary characters did not appear. And I felt that finding something for each character to do in each movie turned into a Maguffin. As long as they can get the big three together Kirk, Spock and McCoy (Guts, Brain and Conscience), they can tell any story, whether as backup they need a tech, language, or physical solution (Scotty, Uhura, Sulu).

Once Again This Sounds Good!
by Real Deal
Nov 21st, 2008
08:09:51 AM
I'm getting a very good gut feeling from this now. At first I was kind of worried. How can they do Kirk with this young guy? But the fact of the matter is he's closer to Kirk's supposed age than Shatner was when he did it. And he seems to be pulling it off with his perfomance which doesn't try to mimic Shatner. That would be unforgivingly stupid. No I think this is going to be a killer movie that has a simliar effect that the new Batman movies do. Can't wait!
cutest_of_borg
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 21st, 2008
08:12:50 AM
Avatar will own all.
Is Cadet Finnegan
by Manos
Nov 21st, 2008
08:16:46 AM
one of the cadets who beats Kirk to a pulp in the bar? It would be a nice touch.
yo, Pillow
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
08:17:02 AM
Rickey's just whittling down the days until the Mets sign Juan Marichal to a 10 year contract.

Rickey's take on this Trek is that it'll be next year's Transformers. We'll all line up to see it, we'll be pretty impressed upon the first viewing, but the film will seem less and less decent with each viewing. To boil things down to the simplest issue: Star Trek is full of far too much talking to appeal to the mass summer movie audience.
Actually, Binks, His Opinion DOES Hold A Lot Of Weight
by Sean38
Nov 21st, 2008
08:20:48 AM
Making a new Star Trek movie for the die-hard will actually defend Star Trek V as a decent movie Trekies would be a colossal mistake. This movie has to entertain those who could give a rat's ass about Trek. I think Harry put it best...all of you bitching and moaning about Abrams taking over thie franchise would give your left nut if someone had wrestled Star Wars away from Lucas before he could destroy the franchise. Be THANKFUL someone is making Star Trek entertaining and relevant again.
This movie will mark the Second Cuming!
by Sithdan
Nov 21st, 2008
08:22:07 AM
This is the movie Trek fans have been clammoring for!
no doubt Ricky...maybe bring back Jose Lima too
by just pillow talk
Nov 21st, 2008
08:24:39 AM
Well, if he makes it entertaining even for only one viewing, it's got a leg up on the majority of Trek movies.
harold and kumar
by stupidmop
Nov 21st, 2008
08:38:30 AM
I really hope that harold does the original sulu accent
Mori...one thing I must know!!!!!!!!!!
by RighteousBrother
Nov 21st, 2008
08:44:56 AM
does.....KIRK....STILL....have that....STRANGE...kind of...DELIVERY!!??
I'm not 100% on this movie, However,
by D o o d
Nov 21st, 2008
08:55:09 AM
I'm just glad we've seen the back of the likes of Next Generation, Voyager & Deep Space Nine. Those were all horrible tv series and the movies were just as bad. It's strange how the original Star Trek went from being a cheap tv show to some truly High Budget Movies. Whereas the new series, Next Generation, went from high budget tv show to low budget movies.
Leonard Nimoy on "Marge vs. The Monorail"
by Aquatarkusman
Nov 21st, 2008
08:56:53 AM
Leonard Nimoy: [appraising the monorail] I'd say this vessel could do at least warp 5. / Mayor Quimby: Yes, and may I say, "May the Force be with you." / Leonard Nimoy: [annoyed] Do you even know who I am? / Mayor Quimby: I think I do. Aren't you one of the Little Rascals? // Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet.. goes on. / Man Sitting Next to Nimoy: Does anyone want to switch seats?
Mr. Zeddemore:
by V'Shael
Nov 21st, 2008
08:58:32 AM
That's what guys do. We rip the piss out of each other, or the movies, or whatever. Hell, just look at some of the funnier talkbacks.

And playfully or not, Trek V was a fucking joke which deserved much ridicule and mockery.

IMO, some movies, like Godzilla, Phantom Menace, Trek V, deserve to be ripped to shit. If you liked them, then retort and justify, and mock my tastes, and be funny about it.

(The unspoken assumption being that you're not doing it to a six year old, or someone with the emotional maturity of a six year old.)

From a TOS fan
by Thot
Nov 21st, 2008
09:04:13 AM
I've long thought that Trek could benefit from a "reboot" of sorts. I had, and have, no problem with recasting and even a bit of "re-imagining". As long as they keep the core what made Trek work and that, as Moriarty noted, is the optimism and the personalities and relationships of Kirk, Spock and Bones. I'm encouraged so far by what I've been reading. As for the TOS movies, They were all good or even great except for the awful "The Final Frontier".
Funny you should mention "Star Trek V"
by Theta
Nov 21st, 2008
09:12:00 AM
That's the vibe I got off this movie, especially the trailer. Quite frankly, I would be a lot more interested in this movie if they weren't pretending it was Star Trek. It isn't.
Yes, Trek V
by I am_NOTREAL
Nov 21st, 2008
09:15:04 AM
blew massively. That movie's lameness has as much to do with me drifting away from Trek fandom as anything. Despite a couple of decent scenes that others in TB have already noted, it was almost a total failure. Now, I was never hard-core Trek, but up until V I was solid - I have seen (I think, never really bothered to keep score) every episode of the original series and most of TNG, as well as all of the feature films (the last two, though, on video only). DS9 bored me early and I never went back, even though I heard it got a lot better as it went along. Saw about an episode and a half of Voyager and Enterprise. So I'm as lapsed as anyone and I can clearly see that what Star Trek needs as much as anything is some new energy. I bet if Roddenberry was alive he'd be for it.
Do you have any idea who I am?
by Nasty In The Pasty
Nov 21st, 2008
09:18:31 AM
Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?
Hey, it's TV...
by Ruthless Berserk
Nov 21st, 2008
09:19:48 AM
....don't get sanctimonious, it's pop culture and nothing more, something to feed the masses, and make sponsors and advertizers some money. It ain't buddhism, it ain't utopianism. There's not a little social propaganda in the series, but that's not what makes Star Trek such a good sci-fi adventure show, it was good, tight writing that kept you riveted to your seat (not the case with the latter series). When you look at it more deeply theres a lot of neo-con themes behind it, the Federation is massively military spreading truth, justice and the American way throughout the galaxy so that a lot of starship contractors can make piles of credits LOL
Sorry Mor, But You're Wrong...
by maliswan
Nov 21st, 2008
09:20:29 AM
Hugh Jackman WAS NOT the perfect embodiment of Wolverine! There. I've said it.
The Final Frontier - spoiler
by Sgt.Steiner
Nov 21st, 2008
09:21:31 AM
Has its problems(usage of supporting cast for lame comic relief, for one) but it does contain one of the greatest exchanges in Trek history. Kirk sees Spock and McCoy on deck, gazing out at the stars, after the whole Sybok episode. McCiy wonders if God is really out there. Kirk points to his heart. "Maybe he's not out there, maybe he's in here, human heart. What's wrong, Spock?" Spock: "I have lost a brother." Kirk: "I lost a brother once, then I got him back." Bones: "I though you said men like us don't have families." Kirk: "I was wrong." "The Final Frontier" has its issues, but serves after the trilogy of II, III, and IV, in refirming the friendship of the holy trio at the heart of Star Trek. "He did have pointy ears." And Jerry Goldsmith's score is one of his best. I hope Abrams pulls this thing off. But to suggest one shouldn't make a film for the fans who have put millions in the pockets of Paramount over the years is a slap in the face. I do not want "Star Trek" to be "Top Gun", nor do I want it to be "Star Wars". I want it to be "Star Trek". And I know I'm not the only one.
I love the one with the Whales in it
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 21st, 2008
09:22:53 AM
Directed by Nimoy himself. I wasn't old enough to drive and I was anywhere near my cynical movie judgement phase yet. I like that one. In fact I still like it, and I can see how it would be easy to lampoon the shit out of it. Where is this friend now??? Did he marry before 30 something. Does he still reside with the parents???? Did anyone every do the same to you. Insult something you loved so much that it hurt like that. I'd say I like all the films equally up until after the whale. After that they are watchable but as entertaining. Nah...
"...the work by Michael Giacchino"
by Fawst
Nov 21st, 2008
09:24:09 AM
That gave me chills. I've read all these reports of the footage that's been shown, and so far, that is the thing that got me most excited, I think. I absolutely love his work from Alias, Lost, Fringe and the brilliant piece from Cloverfield. I had no idea he was on Trek-score duty. That fucking RULES.
Dracula, the whales was IV. (4)
by V'Shael
Nov 21st, 2008
09:27:51 AM
Number 5 (v) was the one where Spock has a brother, and Kirk takes on God (who needs the Enterprise) and Kirk wins.
RuthlessBerserk
by Sgt.Steiner
Nov 21st, 2008
09:29:44 AM
"Neocon themes"? Bullshit. Gene Roddenberry, like his contemporaries Rod Serling and Paddy Chayefsky, was a liberal humanist. Hence, the way pacifistic resolutions arose from the Federation/Klingon reflections of Cold War tensions. As opposed to say the views espoused by the likes of Barry Goldwater, Richard Nixon, or more significantly, Curtis LeMay.
re: "the work" by Michael Giacchino...
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
09:37:47 AM
Care to explain how this guy is any damned good? Best as Rickey can figure, his musical compositions consist of him repeatedly banging a single note on the piano with frantic strings playing in the background.
Nerd Meltdown
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 21st, 2008
09:38:19 AM
I love the depiction of the inter-geek tensions surrounding The Final Frontier.
Kirk / Spock / McCoy Dynamic
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 21st, 2008
09:46:05 AM
I've said it before: I think this is more to do with the actors than the characters. I'll be glad to be proven wrong, though. I just don't think anyone can out-Kirk the Shat, out-Bone Kelley or out-Spock Nimoy.
Love how everyone disses campy batman
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 21st, 2008
09:53:53 AM
but then they cream up on the OS of trek. Sad to know theres tons of red shirt bullshit in this film. The previous movies evolved beyond that.
Insert canned line here "it was the script that got him involved
by Knobules
Nov 21st, 2008
09:54:27 AM
Geezus is everybody in Hollywood required to say that line?
Sgt. Steiner
by Ruthless Berserk
Nov 21st, 2008
09:57:09 AM
Sorry but the "Federation" was just big military with a nice face, the only reason to create an empire is to create power and wealth. No too far removed from Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Wolfowitz in the Middle East. The fact is the guys in the "white hats" are just as militarized as the "bad guys" Roddenberry's sham is that somehow the Federation is better. Don't look at the surface, see what's going on behind the scenes. The Federation and the Klingons probably had backroom collaborators managing the conflict lol. To me Star Trek as pacifism is pretty weak.
Mr. Zeddemore
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
09:57:18 AM
Rickey just did a quick google on him, you're right, the guy has done some great stuff like scores to The Medal of Honor series. Perhaps Rickey is just a little weary of that Lost gimmick of piano not banging & wild strings...
Oh Mori was dissing the Charles Mansion Messia
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 21st, 2008
09:58:52 AM
Flick. Fuck yeah.. I can see that. The god one was awful. The scene with the boots on the mountain in the begining was cool though. That and the campfire scene in the woods. The rest of the movie sucked. Genitals in the knee area.. ahahaha. Watchable, but damn was that film a letdown.
Damn Mori, you were one of THOSE geeks
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Nov 21st, 2008
10:05:39 AM
The kind of holier than thou bitter man geeks, who mocked everyone elses crap, while privately holding onto your own wet dream fantasies of seeing a Star Wars film that kicks ass?

Look I'm not mocking your love of SW, and I can understand if you were a young immature kid, but the fact that you still giggle over tormenting some poor Trekkie nerd? Maybe I am getting the wrong picture here, but damn you sound like you were a douche back then, and you haven't completely given it up.

I love your writing, you are one of my faves on this site, but that story sort of disturbs me, whatever dude.

Undiscovered Country was best
by D.Vader
Nov 21st, 2008
10:06:31 AM
If you don't like that movie, something might be wrong with you.

Also, Michael Giacchino kicks ass. Get some of his scores for LOST to hear some of the really great musical themes he's been able to weave throughout the show.

Mr Zeddemore :
by V'Shael
Nov 21st, 2008
10:11:10 AM
Fair enough, if you want to stop when your mate gets that angry look. But what if his lower lip started quivering, his eyes got moist, his body started shaking, but he didn't say anything? Then erupted like a "LEAVE-BRITTNEY-ALONE!" clone? Over Death Proof?

Tell me you wouldn't think : Someone's off his meds.

Remember the good old days when critics...
by paulrichard
Nov 21st, 2008
10:12:02 AM
...reviewed entire films? Man, those were crazy times.
Scotty wouldn't do that to an Animal
by NoDiggity
Nov 21st, 2008
10:16:07 AM
Especially not to a Beagle. At least, I don't think he would.
Five Words That Sum Up Star Trek V
by Aquatarkusman
Nov 21st, 2008
10:16:11 AM
"Row, row, row your boat..." OK, three more words: MICHAEL FUCKING BERRYMAN!
You know what would be poignant...
by DougMcKenzie
Nov 21st, 2008
10:18:46 AM
Having one of the cadets in the Bar that beat up Kirk be the guy that Kirk sends to his death on the day he is to be married. Have Kirk say "I'll get you one day, Buddy, and much worse then you got me today!" It would magnify Kirk's guilt in that episode even more, wondering whether or not he really did it to get back at him...
Sorry Doug
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Nov 21st, 2008
10:20:23 AM
But that concept only matters to hard core Trekkers, and I think Paramount is looking to broaden the audience beyond just the fans who know what pant size Kirk wears.
MelGibsteinberg, I didn't get that from Mori's story.
by NoDiggity
Nov 21st, 2008
10:22:49 AM
I mean, maybe he and his friend were torturing their Trekkie guy on purpose, but I got the impression that they were just ripping into the movie because it sucked. Which UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY did. (just not as bad as VOYAGE HOME). And then to have they guy blow up on them unexpectedly was kinda funny.
DougMcKenzie, are you serious about that idea?
by NoDiggity
Nov 21st, 2008
10:25:40 AM
Come here, I'm going to punch you in the nards.
There was NOTHING wrong with Nemesis
by Sithdan
Nov 21st, 2008
10:32:56 AM
It was a dark, fast-paced science fiction thriller. The B-4 character was a little out of place, but the storyline was solid. I don't see why so many people detest it. It's waayyyy more watchable than Star Treks 4 and 5 in my opinion.
Oh that feeling.
by gotilk
Nov 21st, 2008
10:34:27 AM
Absolutely adoring something everyone else you're with hated with a passion. It's horrible. Happened to me with "Empire of the Sun" and I have to tell you it was so frustrating to be so moved by something and have people you care about completely dismiss it as manipulative, predictable garbage. Of course in this case they were idiots on board the "Spielberg is manipulative filmmaking, I'm a film snob" bandwagon at the time and I was COMPLETELY accurate in my love for the film. (lol)

But I've been on both sides of this type of situation, and I have to say neither side is comfortable or easy to deal with. I'm enthused as hell over even the idea of JJ re-launching the Trek universe, let alone the idea that all indications point to a home run on his part. There are a LOT of people who do not agree. But eventually, if this is a success it will mean good news for ALL fans of Trek. Even the ones that will hate this film. One day we mat just get a new Trek series out of this featuring new characters set in the same universe. Hopefully not even affiliated with a Federation starship(or "base"). That's what the franchise has needed for a long time. Someone willing to take the risk and give us something completely new set in the same world. Some familiarity, sure. But maybe a new side to things. Maybe characters not so happy with the Federation, for good reason? Some anti-heroes for once. Not a darker Trek, just a different take on it. No lost in space scenario, no space station scenario. Maybe fugitives? Not a Farscape type thing, but maybe something similar.

I'm just excited beyond belief that we get a fresh take on this Universe i have loved for so many decades now. It's deserved so much better than it's received over the years. I'm not with Mori on the overall disinterest. I've watched almost every series with hope and sometimes it's paid off. But there HAVE been a LOT of duds. Let's hope this helps take Trek through this century with a new, fresh perspective. And maybe some risk. Even at the expense of over-zealous fans who are far too comfortable with their sometimes far too mediocre franchise.
Paramount HAS to be worried...
by conspiracy
Nov 21st, 2008
10:39:31 AM
given the massive amounts of PR they are giving this thing a full 6 MONTHS before release. Has anyone seen the script yet? Or have these early reviewers been so loaded down with swag, hookers, and blow from Bad Robot and Paramount for them to care to find one? It may make $...but this thing is going to suck like Megan Fox on a Strippers clit.
Nemesis sucked because
by I am_NOTREAL
Nov 21st, 2008
10:46:37 AM
it was copy of Trek II, and a very weak, lazy, and contrived one at that.
TNG haters?
by spidercoz
Nov 21st, 2008
11:01:51 AM
Only the best show that has ever existed. The flat-out anti-Trek crowd I get, you're just unimaginative and close-minded. The TOS fundamentalists really amuse me though. You guys are the exact opposite of everything TOS represented and tried to impart. Highly illogical.
Excellent Write-Up, Mori. That was a great read.
by NoDiggity
Nov 21st, 2008
11:07:28 AM
Thanks.
Fundamentalists of any kind suck.
by NoDiggity
Nov 21st, 2008
11:18:29 AM
I'm as fond of Spock, Kirk, and Bones as anyone, but the Old Series was rife was crappy embarrassing episodes, esp. in Season 3. What was great about the Old Series was that they used the device of a Starship to get the crew to investigate different social and philosophical dilemmas, in seperate stories, and the Star Trek universe that was the background to that device was secondary. Once the worldbuilding detail-obsession takes over, those individual stories that made the Old Series great get lost in an exercise in Encyclopedia checking. What continuity nitipickers forget is that much of the detail of the Old Series' history was created to make a particular point for particular episodes

That is why I enjoyed Voyager most. It's storytelling was focussed on the individual tale, not on a massive body of Star Trek trivia.
gotilk
by secretcylon
Nov 21st, 2008
11:27:50 AM
You basically described DS9.
Ruthless Berserk
by Tin Snoman
Nov 21st, 2008
11:29:57 AM
"Sorry but the "Federation" was just big military with a nice face, the only reason to create an empire is to create power and wealth." There is no wealth in the Federation, they don't have money. Which is insanely unrealistic, but that's Roddenberry's Utopia Future.
This set of actors/crew
by tomdolan04
Nov 21st, 2008
11:32:41 AM
won't be doing these movies in 3 years, let alone thirty. Relaunch/reboot away. Sure Trek is an easy target to shit on, but it's enduring and has provided a good set of stories over the years.

Echo the sentiment of many - why recast existing characters that (whilst not by any stretch the greatest actors) were played by people who MADE the show.

The market for this film is very limited
by Geekgasm
Nov 21st, 2008
11:36:40 AM
Regardless of how good or bad or (most likely) in the middle it is, Star Trek has a very limited domestic audience and an almost-non-existent foreign audience - always has, always will. All the sneak-peeking and viral marketing and "Oh I never liked Star Trek" Abrams huckstering isn't going to change that. The box office on this flick will not justify all the cash Paramount has ponied up to make and market it. If its not the Speed Racer of 2009, it will certainly be the Superman Returns of 2009: so much money spent for such small return.
Spot on Thunderbolt Ross
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 21st, 2008
11:50:07 AM
It's not about Kirk, Spock or McCoy. It's about Shatner, Nimoy, Kelley. This is a Trek aimed at potential new fans, not the old ones. I keep saying it but this script is written by Kurtzman and Orci. I can only see one possible quality outcome for a film written by those guys, and it ain't good.
addressing a lot of comments here
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
12:04:25 PM
snoman: until new thinking and genuine evolves beyond notions of "right" and "left" wing, 20th century economics in a 21st century world, and concepts of wealth and well-being, that Roddenberry hope won't exist in any form. Geeky as it sounds, I'd love to live to see us make one first contact, though I figure at my half-century mark, it won't happen in my lifetime. If you want to believe in nothing but brutal, ugly futures, that's your choice, but it does not have to be so. Geekgasm: Limited, perhaps, though some of the films have been money-makers (do the old dollars then versus dollars now and all that). If you want to play the hardcore bean-counter game, then you'll get the films you deserve in terms of not satisfying your particular fan jones. You want to talk limited audience? I honestly think that's going to be Watchmen (not that it won't be good) and The Spirit. To Mori: Thanks for the view of a non-Trek enthusiast. I hid the Trek closet for years and then said f-it, boldy proclaiming my love for the various series, books, comics and such, to hell with it. No Diggity: Yeah, some of the eps were stinkers in TOS. But I can say the same of TNG, DS9 (especially early on), Voyager and surely Enterprise. But then you had eps like "Amok Time," "City on the Edge..." "Tribbles" for TOS; "Measure of a Man," "Inner Light," "Best of Both Worlds 1 and 2" and more for TNG; "In the Pale Moonlight," "The Visitor," and the love letter to TOS "Trials and Tribblations" in DS9, plus a good part of the Dominion War arc and so on. Voyager and Enterprise had fewer great ones, but we can still find some in each. And I won't even go into Trek fiction, most of it quite superior to Star Wars fiction. So there's been ton for a Trek type to enjoy over the decades. I understand those who don't want to get on board with this new version at all, but I can't quite understand the sheer hate. It doesn't look like a travesty at all (like Will Smith's "Wild Wild West" or that "Avengers" film with Uma). For many of us, it may never by "our" Trek, but it may be our children's or grandchildren's. And that's...okay.
and conspiracy, re: your comment...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
12:06:53 PM
I would pay double, triple the going theater ticket price to see Megan Fox on a stripper's clit and visa versa. Followed by them chowing down on my personal big johnny.
one more thing....
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
12:07:57 PM
bring back Farscape, dammit!
Paramount worried? . . ...........
by u.k. star
Nov 21st, 2008
12:18:09 PM
Well of course they are. Trek has become over a long period something that not only is mainly for a decreasing number of "fans" but that is actively "uncool" / uninteresting too take part in for a majority of the proscpective audience. A lot of it is down to them not really spending the money since The Motion Picture" but they'd argue that as their audience seemed to be capped at a maximum of $140m - $150m it was too risky to spend more than they did.

Well now they are taking the risk, and what they are doing now. (which they only have the luxuary to do because the film has been pushed back 5 months so is finished way ahead of "schedule"),is spending their time showing people that this is different to the other movies. It will be "cool" and as well as all the usefull talk and character stuff they are also spending the money on the action and energy that's often felt to missing from Trek movies. A big movie, which Trek films always tried to be, needs a good balance. All action is no good (generally) and neither is all talk (for this type of movie) there's a balance to be drawn and Trek, by neccessity, always had to skew too heavily away from the energy. I've no doubt, once they built on the work they've done well so far, in attracting the non Trek audience, Paramount will work on convincing the Trek fans that the soul of Trek is there too.

However if it comes down to having to convince the "fans" (who will on the whole go regardless), or the "future fans" then it's not even a choice. Batman Begins $370m+ Casino Royale $590M+ Iron Man $580m+ First Contact $142m+ Now if they HAVE to choose which audience do you think they'd plump for? The Trek fanbase , or at least that part of it that pays to see Trek films has diminished, new fans are needed.

Now of course we do NOT want them turn it into effects filled pap, but, so far, there's little to suggest that they are trying to. The question has to be why do so many Trek fans think they have?

Anyway I've said this a cpl of times during the Week , and Moriarty echoes it here. The 1st thing to do is make a good film, 2nd is make good Trek. I've always had the feeling that too many "fans" are concerned with making good Trek 1st and good film somewhere way down th list of priorities if we can around to it. Like the assumption is if it's good Trek it must naturally follow as a good film, or worse that well , we get it, us Trekies(ers) if everyone else doesn't get it who cares. (Or maybe they just aren't as clever, or subtle as we are.) I just remember being around 10/11 when Trek II came out and it seemed like EVERYONE wanted to go see it, by the time Trek VI came out it was this thing, that old men and geeks went to and it wasn't such a big deal. 1st contact semed to take in a few extra people, bu basically by then most of the people going were Trek fans, with a few stragglers here or there. That's the only thing Paramount has to worrie about, apathy from non fans. A $150m fan only gross for this film will kill Trek, or at best consign it back to the "..distinctly cheap-looking .." & "looks like a distended television episode," (to quote EMpire's review of 1st contact, although the same sentiment appears amongst many Trek movies)type movies we've mostly had before.

The limited audience is precisly why they've started again, prescisely why they cut the 1st full trailer they way they did, and precisely why They are out there hoping for, and getting, glowing reviews from as many non Trek people as possible.

Nostalgia clouds the mind.
by Scroo|oose
Nov 21st, 2008
12:33:51 PM
TOS was not that good imo... Shatner was just plain annoying to watch and still is. Nimoy on the other hand is great!
good film
by u.k. star
Nov 21st, 2008
12:53:23 PM
I disagree. I like Serenity by the way, The most important thing is always a good film, otherwise you've lost. You'll find a lot of Trek fans who'll reverse the odd numbered theory and tell you the odd numbered films were real Trek, and the even numbered ones flashy Trek-lite. Trek V (even in this talkback) is often cited as having the most "Trek like" storyline. Many would argue it was good Trek, few would stand up for it as a good movie. I'm not saying it's an either or thing, because it isn't.

One of the best examples is when you see people "trying" to make a good kids film. Whenevr it's made in a childish way that's obviously "throwing" everything you think a kid would like at it you tend to get a poor film, and one that it's a struggle for any parent to sit through. Then you get the pixar / Miyaki / and original Star Wars way. You make a good film. The story just happens to deal with things in a way that means it's appropriate & accessable to kids. The level and tone of anything say violent or sexy is at a level.

If you somehow fail to make it good Trek, say it's only 5 out of 10 for hitting the right Trek notes, but the film is entertaining, fun and in many ways a "good" film you've won, because (hopefully) the wider audience will turn up and want more, and at least you've sen a good film.

Serenity failed at the box office. I'm not sure if one of the reasons was people thinking they wouldn't get it as they hadn't seen the show? But that's one of the reasons Paramount are so keen to let everyone know this is a beggining and you can watch it even if you know nothing about Trek, I never watched Firefly, because by the time it started over here I already knew it was cancelled, so I didn't see the point of watching yet another canceled genre show. Oh and I always wonder if Serenity had been a hit if we'd have been lucky enough to get a Farscape movie, or at least more tv movies.

Abrams getting nervous about giving Nimoy direction....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
01:11:36 PM
I don't get it. Is Nimoy supposed to be some great actor? He takes nude picture of fat women for fuck's sake. What does he know?
In the DVD extras for Star Trek V....
by Smashing
Nov 21st, 2008
01:12:39 PM
There is a Q&A moment with the original cast on the bridge in uniform, someone asks the cast if they enjoyed Shatner directing, complete silence, poor Bill Shatner looks at DeForrest Kelly for help and says "old friend" to which Kelly replies "he's dead Jim", harsh to watch man.
u.k star you have never seen Firefly?
by Smashing
Nov 21st, 2008
01:15:07 PM
I felt the same way, slightly annoyed that by the time I got to see it it had been cancelled, it does not matter in 13 episodes it not only blows every Trek out the water it literally redefines how to write old sci-fi as new, its pure class and I hope you get to see it.
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
01:15:52 PM
I think all JJ means is that he is giving advice to a man on how to play a character that's he's been playing since JJ was 3 years old.
Smashing
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
01:25:50 PM
I agree. Firefly is awesome.
JJ directing Spock....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
01:27:43 PM
Thats just ridiculous. There are entirely different motivations for a character in any given scene. How long has it been since Nimoy even played Spock. It has nothing to do with Star Trek expertise. Its just a director communicating with an actor.
I've seen Firefly now
by u.k. star
Nov 21st, 2008
01:28:32 PM
Serenity I just found so funny, and I think it's a good film, it got me to find Firefly and watch it anyway. It was jusst like, O.k another show that's meant to be great will it last a season? and true to form it got cancelled, I decided not to put myself through getting into yet another Sci-fi show thay didn't get a fair crack at survival.

It was worse with Farscape (admittedly a weird show hard to pick up in the middle) becaues it was a successfull show when they cancelled it?!?!?!?!?

Building the Enterprise
by Plathismo
Nov 21st, 2008
01:45:18 PM
Normally I'm not one to quibble over scientific/engineering howlers in movies...but the idea of building the Enterprise within Earth's gravity is so staggeringly ridiculous that I'm quite convinced it's going to ruin the above-mentioned "Kirk checking out his ride" scene. Are they going to beam the whole thing into space when its ready? Other than that, I'm reasonably excited about the movie.
I caught Farscape by accident from ep 1.
by Smashing
Nov 21st, 2008
02:01:06 PM
BBC2 just started showing it, no introduction, no ads just it was on and I saw it purely as I was thinking The Fresh Prince of Bel Air would be on, do you remember BBC2 showed that like every night for 15 years ay 1800?

I love Farscarpe and always thought it would have easily worked as a film but like MRZ said its for fans not mainstream, I guess?

The Enterprise will be able to atmo fly in this film.
by Smashing
Nov 21st, 2008
02:02:25 PM
You can just tell, a grand shot of her flying from earth into space will be the signature shot for this films launch, I am guessing but sense it will be so.
Optimistic...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 21st, 2008
02:09:05 PM
I like a few episodes of the original series...plus TREK 2 (Wrath of Khan), 6 (Undiscovered Country) and 8 (First Contact). TREK 3 was almost good, TREK 1 had a nice...but way too long story, and TREK 4 was an environmentalists' orgasm.

I just wish that they could find a way to "rescue" Kirk from his death. A small, limited cameo at the end would be pretty cool (even after the credits roll).

Hoping for the best...but preparing for the worst.
BTW, TREK 5 was...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 21st, 2008
02:11:23 PM
...shit on celluloid. If we showed that to men as evil as Osama bin Laden, they could argue that such a display is against articles of the Geneva Convention (about REAL torture).
OT. Is the new Doctor Who black?
by Smashing
Nov 21st, 2008
02:17:01 PM
Accidental slip of the tongue reveal or a planted leak? They say it is Paterson Joseph,the divine Alan Johnston from Peep Show.

http://tinyurl.com/6c4ssd

Rumour also says he is going to be played as a super gay lisper, too weird to be untrue?

How the enterprise gets into space according to Abrams
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
02:18:25 PM
...a frantic Kirk storms into Spock's Starfleet quarters and tells Spock: "we have to MOVE the Enterprise!"

Spock: "Most illogical."

Kirk: "Damnit Spock, you're a man of SCIENCE, but I'm a man of FAITH! We have to MOVE the Enterprise!"

And then the Enterprise disappears and the audience gets to spend the next three hours deciphering aramaic code using a sextant in order to figure out where it went! Thrilling!
Rickey Lost reference?
by Smashing
Nov 21st, 2008
02:21:46 PM
I used to hate that show but series 4 was amazingly cool sneaky sci-fi.
Smashing
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
02:25:41 PM
No, it's actually a reference to an episode of "Dastardly & Mutley in their Flying Machine" that Rickey enjoyed. Why do you ask?
I heard that the Enterprise actually PISSES on another ship...
by My Mom Is A Whore
Nov 21st, 2008
02:28:59 PM
...and that Ulhura speaks like a black stereotype throughout "Yo! Dog! What warp we at?"

Damn you Orci! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Fuck continuity...
by SG7
Nov 21st, 2008
02:37:07 PM
...TOS, TNG and the rest never had it. This is new. New is good. But I'm peeved with the big ship built on a planet thing. That is just bad SF. It might work dramtically, but it is a retarded way to build a starship.
Ricky sarcasm?
by Smashing
Nov 21st, 2008
02:38:56 PM
You writing, unclear it is, why I ask it be.
Indeed it was, Smashing
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
02:41:46 PM
Sweet sweet precious sarcasm... the lifeblood here at AICN.
Farscape & The Enterprise
by u.k. star
Nov 21st, 2008
02:43:12 PM
I was doing a n essay on sociology (as part of the whole media / film studies thing) and like you switched on the Telly for a break and there was this random, muppet sci fi show, after abou 10 minutes I called my mrs down to watch and we were hooked. Genuinely different. We love it.

As for the Enterprise taking off. It's Start Trek it's already established that Starships can fly in atmosphere. I'm not "hard core" enough to know exactly how it all works, inertial dampners, and Structual integrity fields? anti gravity or something. But The Enteerprise has "flown" in Earth's atmosphere in TOS; not to mention the bird of prey which was hovering in atmosphere in at least 3 movies to my memory, and leaving the "gravity" well in a matter of seconds, or fractions of a second with no trouble at all. Also if you're not getting materials from the Astroid belt it makes sense to build the thing closer to the materials, labour etc AND in a much safer enviroment, i.e an atmosphere and gravity. Especially if you don't have to worry about heavy lidfting rockets / space Elevators to get the thing off the ground. Anyway I always liked that Shot in Trek III of the Bird of prey taking off.

u.k. star
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
02:53:26 PM
Sure maybe it's scientifically possible to build the ship on Earth. (Rickey always get a chuckle when he hears people argue about what isn't scientifically possible in the future. It's the goddamned future, how would you fucking know?!)

But even if something scientifically can be done, it doesn't mean it should be done. For example, an evil alien crash landing on earth and encoding a secret message on an explorer's glasses that are later put up on ebay is a scientifically possible. Doesn't mean it should be done though, right?
Ricky man
by u.k. star
Nov 21st, 2008
03:06:28 PM
The irony is finding it funny being involved in an arggument about what CAN be done in a fictional future, but not being able to stop anyway!

It's funny for sure, but I guess you just turn into a techno geek and argue within the established rules. You know how Superman can barely stand when exposed to the merest slither of real (green) Kryptonite so could never fly an entir island of the stuff off into space. You don't KNOW what a real Superman could do but the rules say he turns weak as new born babe iand is essentially powerless.... ah but that's a whole other talkback right? :) It's more the reverse of what you say. Sure you could build them in sppace, but if you aren't mining the asteroids for the materials to build it why bother sending all the parts, not to mention loads of poor people in eva suits out into a gravityless (technically) vacuum when you can just build the thing where the people and materials are at much lless risk, and probably cost / time. Gota be faster working in Jeans and a t-shirt than a bulky, oh shit I tore my suit) eva suit right? I always thought of it backwards, from that point of view. It takes them seconds to leave a planet's atmosphere, with no g-force issues so the space building thing never sat right to me.

Mr. Zeddemore
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
03:11:38 PM
I get what you mean. And I listen, because I respect you, Brother Winston. Let us join hands as followers of all things Mitt Romney's Cock.
In the DS9 books starships where built on Bajor.
by Smashing
Nov 21st, 2008
03:12:54 PM
It made sense, they can be built easier there and then tractored into space, plus you cant ensure hull seals without loss of life in an atmosphere.

There is a whole cool chapter with Sisko and Kira walking over Ambassador class hulls, being built in massive pits in the ground, the star drive sections where the parts made in space.

Is this really what we are discussing anyway?, they recast Spock, I can't fucking wait to see how Quinto does.

is this the movie where our vampire Lord Mitt Romney....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
03:13:20 PM
....tears up teen trim?
LOGIC TO A SPACESHIP BUILT ON EARTH
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
03:15:14 PM
Also....to add to Brother Smashing's point, they build sea ships on land. Anyone ever see how fucking insane that process is? With flooding a canal and all that shit? Its insane. But they do it to ensure the hull seals on dry land first. Same premise. Whats so weird about this?
Valid point
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
03:16:14 PM
But think about the vast resources it would consume to build something like a warp powered Starship (and not to mention all the other stuff that mankind will have launched into space prior to that). Wouldn't the planet run out of materials after, say, the ninth or tenth massive space ship? This reminds Rickey of a line from "Sunshine" where they talk about how mankind has exhausted every last resource to build Icarus II. And that was a smart & great sci-fi flick in Rickey's opinion.

From a logical standpoint, you gotta build a starship that big in space. Sure, the union costs will kill ya (talk about hazard pay) but it's the only way, isn't it?
GO FUCK YOURSELF ORCI!
by conspiracy
Nov 21st, 2008
03:19:52 PM
And stop fucking with things people hold dear you JJ Abrahms Cock sucking HACK of a writer!
Danny
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
03:20:29 PM
If the AICN username "Romney's Ram-Rod" doesn't get registered within the next 24 hours, Rickey will be greatly disappointed.
Rickey maybe the replicate a lot of materials?
by Smashing
Nov 21st, 2008
03:22:09 PM
Hence they dig giant canyons to mine for raw replication material?
Star Trek V
by MDucret
Nov 21st, 2008
03:23:40 PM
I saw Star Trek V opening night with some friends opening night (all huge Trek fans). My buddies were arguing with me about how bad V was, (I had no come back for ski boots as rocket boots). By the time we got home we all agreed the movie sucked. Moriarty, your Trekkie friend was probably more pissed off at how bad the movie was but couldn't admit it - that story would make a Vulcan smile.
Building starships on earth...
by conspiracy
Nov 21st, 2008
03:25:36 PM
Why? If anything the energy costs would be greater as it would require power using anti-gravity devices to move around huge sections of ship, sections that if built in orbit would require almost nothing to move. BUt forget all that shit...it is simply much cooler to build giant fucking ships in space...not much cool about a bunch of grimy, swearing and sweating, overpaid, former UAW members building the Enterprise.
Smashing, it's possible
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
03:26:52 PM
AND it would explain the canyon in Iowa that young Kirk drives the car off. By jove, we've wrapped things up nicely!
OR you build them somewhere there's a low
by V'Shael
Nov 21st, 2008
03:29:15 PM
gravity well, but terraformed earth-like conditions.

Utopia Planetia ship yards on Mars for example, as any decent trek fan worth his salt should know.

Rickey Henderson
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
03:29:24 PM
I think the new user registry is still down. You hear about that shit?

Where the hell have you been? I haven't seen you since Pre-The Dark Knight TB's.

I really don't see the issue....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
03:31:46 PM
Who fucking cares where the Enterprise was built? I don't get it.

Why argue about these petty details? Its not like this is Star Wars.

Danny
by Rickey Henderson
Nov 21st, 2008
03:34:57 PM
no, Rickey didn't hear... They don't allow newbies in anymore? Damn.

Yeah, Rickey's been biding his time, lurking about AICN, waiting for a thread of sufficient hilarity to pique his interest. And this Star Trek thing seems to have legs. Thank you Bob Orci!
Astroids
by u.k. star
Nov 21st, 2008
03:41:03 PM
It's why I talk about mining the asteroid belt. Sure if you're doing that it "may" make more sense to just stay in space if not, then build on the planet in a much safer enviroment. As for resources we keep building oil supertankers, aircraft carriers skyscrapers and all sorts, There's plenty of that kind of resource to go around, even without recycling. Energy wise it's nothing. They're meant to have virtualy limitless energy supplies so hauling stuff around wih cranes or anti grav lifts is not much different to shifting giant chunks of metal around in space, remembering that once you start it moving to where you want it to go it's a relativelt complex thing t get it to stop in the right place, with the rght inertia (geez too much science bable in this)and it is still a dnger to the constuction crew. There's far more reasons to stay on planet and build than there are to shift great chunks of ship up into space to be put together there. Added risk for no valid reason. Serious added risk at that.
Mr. Zeddemore
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
03:44:38 PM
Back from lunch! So, what were you saying?
Who cares where it was built?
by u.k. star
Nov 21st, 2008
03:46:37 PM
I don't think most people give a monkey's toss, but there's a few die hard uber Trekkies(ers) who think it's the end of the world that in JJ's movie it isn't being built in bits in San #Francisco (which it may be?) and then the bits sent up to orbit above San Francisco!

It's the end of civilisation as we know it for sure people.

Rickey
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
03:49:09 PM
Yeah there is no REGISTER NEW USER button on the sign in page. About a month back Mori said something about anyone banned not being able to come back for awhile because they were working on a new system and new registries won't be working for awhile.

We have lost many comrades lately, LIBERAL WARRIOR shall be missed.

Who the hell --
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
03:52:17 PM
-- would impersonate a screenwriter? It's me. I drop by occasionally for some abuse.
uhhhhh who the fuck would make a handle Bob Orci?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
03:54:13 PM
The Island?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
03:54:56 PM
Ha. Thats the only Bay film I can stomach. Its the best he'll ever do.
The Island?
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
03:56:19 PM
I blame Alex Kurtzman.
Chris Pine is in the Princess Diaries 2 and...
by cameron1975willi
Nov 21st, 2008
03:57:45 PM
...although he's putting on a pseudo accent, the cadence of his voice is identical to a young Bill Shatner and the kid can act. I just watched his scenes, honest!!
yeah...The Rock fucking sucks now.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
03:58:41 PM
I liked it 10 years ago. Watch it again. It is lame as fuck these days. Thats the thing with Bay....his shit really loses its quality years later with repeat viewings.
So Bob ship built on earth.
by Smashing
Nov 21st, 2008
03:59:28 PM
Appease the fans.
"Question for Bob..."
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
04:02:16 PM
How do you sleep at night over the sound of your own sucking?
More I hear and see, the less interested I am.
by Negative Man
Nov 21st, 2008
04:02:41 PM

Love for it to be a good solid movie, but I'm confident that we'll get something on par with the other quality films the writers and director were involved with in the past: Armageddon...Mission: Impossible III...The Island...Legend of Zorro...Transformers...

I do not hold out any hope for this film with that track record. Hell, even their TV work is sub-par. LOST is ok in general. I enjoy the island mystery, could care less about the flashbacks. I do agree that season four was pretty damn good, but that's mostly because something was actually happening. I think the infusion of Brian K Vaughan healped greatly. ALIAS I just couldn't get into no matter how hard I tried. It was just dull cliché after cliché. And the less said about that dreadful waste of time FRINGE, the better. The openings always suck me in, but then the main cast shows up and the uninteresting begins. Mediocre acting, stupid characters and every show is written by a room full of chain smoking monkeys that think they're smarter than the audience.

Every episode is the same... Intro: Odd, interesting mystery. Main Story: Uninteresting group of mediocre actors investigate, argue if main scientist is insane and should be re-committed to the asylum, a deus ex machina is introduced that helps solve the mystery. Ending: Mad scientist is redeemed, bad guy is killed (then revealed to be clone or is revived by mystery enemies) or bad guy gets away (and then is killed by mystery enemy) and the main cast is really none the wiser to whatever is really going on. It's a show that has very little forward momentum.

Ugh. Damnit. I said more than the less I wanted to. Damn time on my hands.

a question for Bob.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
04:06:01 PM
....can you almost pretend Michael Bay is a women when you run your hand through those soft lockes as he sucks your dick?
Agreed - Chris Pine really is a fine actor
by NoHubris
Nov 21st, 2008
04:06:04 PM
I saw him in Bottle Shock and his performance was outstanding IMHO.

He does the "young man rising to the challenge" thing very well.

DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
04:08:20 PM
I'm on the receiving end in your fantasy? Thanks!
Seriously The Rock
by u.k. star
Nov 21st, 2008
04:12:27 PM
Maybe a tad long, but a cool, cool movie.
Negative Man, Zeddemore
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
04:12:52 PM
Agree that movie didn't work. The idea of one of the main characters (Zeta-Jone) denouncing the title character was a flawed premise.
Boborci -- absolutely.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
04:13:12 PM
Bay likes to control the pace. He loves a warm shaft in his mouth. To him that is supreme control, deciding when and how a man explodes in your face.
I mean HIS face, not YOUR face
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
04:14:04 PM
about your Trekkie friend, Moritary..
by FamousEccles
Nov 21st, 2008
04:15:44 PM
.... I would say the guy over-reacted and was a little sad in the head, but the way you told the story made you seem like a prick. you bullied him then. your bullying him now. not cool, man, not cool.
Hi, Mr. Orci
by bravogolfhotel
Nov 21st, 2008
04:17:31 PM
Did you know that building spaceships on Earth was going to be such a contentious issue, or did it take you by surprise? Man and boy, I've been watching Trek for more than 20 years, and I don't EVER remember it coming up...
BOB
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
04:19:07 PM
Tell me you wouldn't hit this...

http://tinyurl.com/6j9aey

Those prominent cheek bones? They spell power. Nothing like a tight grip of wealthy power milking the half and half.

You know how much fucking money Bay has? He has the finest hair care products at his disposal.

bravogolfhotel
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
04:19:45 PM
Knew it would be contentious.
'I identify Kirk with Shatner'...
by cameron1975willi
Nov 21st, 2008
04:21:00 PM
...Of course you do, everybody does! He cannot be replaced, but this move isn't a remake, so go with it. Never has so much money or film-making talent been thrown at this franchise. It's gonna be like Casino Royale or The Dark Knight in terms of quality, I'm sure of it! If you think about it, it's smart business sense to lay a strong foundation for a franchise. On the strength of this movie there could be a new series and many more films. Paramount knows it can make billions off this first film in the long run.
I thought JJ didn't even know...
by Cagliostro
Nov 21st, 2008
04:21:48 PM
That they made a bunch of Trek movies. Now he was at a premiere for TMP on the Paramount lot?
Mr. Zeddemore MI3 ending
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
04:28:15 PM
We actually had one more scene scripted after they leave IMF, but we never shot it, and we carved that ending out in editing.
Cagliostro
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
04:28:47 PM
He just didn't realize there were 10 movies.

by cameron1975willi
Nov 21st, 2008
04:29:52 PM
I hate to break it you, but both Batman and Bond don't have that many layers. It's about putting characters like that in new and interesting scenarios.
Mr. Zeddemore
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
04:33:29 PM
No he did not. He was a pro and all about the work at hand and not trying to infuse anything into the movie that didn't fit.
Mission Impossible 3
by Lashlarue
Nov 21st, 2008
04:39:13 PM
We can't forget. We shall never forget!
Hardcore Trekkies
by SithMenace
Nov 21st, 2008
04:40:11 PM
How are they upset about Abrams taking over ST after the abortions that were the last 2 films. And I'm going to say it...First Contact was not that good. Above average 2 hour tv episode at best.
Mr. Zeddemore
by cameron1975willi
Nov 21st, 2008
04:41:04 PM
Well, every single report of the footage shown has been positive. So I guess either miracles do happen, or there's more to Star Trek than just Kirk.
Mr. Zeddemore
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
04:43:46 PM
what about it?
RE: How To Launch An Enterprise Built On Earth - From Mild Trekk
by jorson28
Nov 21st, 2008
04:48:01 PM
This has probably already been addressed, but I'm giving it a shot anyhow. I'm a mild Trekker - I like a little more than just the original series, altough I do think that's where most of TREK'S strength lies as an overall property, particularly in the command triptych Moriarty mentions. Anyhow, technically, the Enterprise shouldn't be built on Earth and, yeah, I can understand how some of the hardcore fans could get upset at that AND understand how the science of launching it could be a bit mind-boggling. However, given how doubtful it is that any hardcore Trekker wanted those original roles recast in a movie like this in the first place, I don't think this bit of retooling of canon should be a big deal and in terms of Trek technology, there actually is a rather simple way to explain how they'd launch the Enterprise from Earth. Consider modern-day salvage operations at sea - barges lift wrecked ships off the ocean floor, albeit in pieces. It's tough and dangerous, particularly for whatever is being lifted because structural integrity rapidly declines as it's pulled out of water. In this case, though, a technique along those lines would be feasible in launching a ship like Enterprise from Earth and particularly if you consider one particular piece of Trek technology: TRACTOR BEAMS. Think of space as the ocean surface and Earth as its bottom, then you only have to think of Enterprise as a ship at the bottom which isn't wrecked. A federation barge - albeit a really BIG one - could theoretically lift Enterprise off the surface and through the atmosphere with a tremendously high-powered tractor-beam. I admit, even in the make-believe world of Trek, it's not the most feasible of solutions, but Moriarty is right in that it is a striking image, even in the trailer, one I quickly grew to like before ever even knowing about this footage shown or reading any responses to it. If it works dramatically AND there's a corresponding solution to the ship's launching within the scientific rules within STAR TREK canon, then I don't know why this should be a big deal at all.
Comic relief was intentional
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
04:48:22 PM
The old cartoon was fun, too.
even that
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
04:52:59 PM
actually, the pissing Transformers scene was
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
05:08:01 PM
fine. the masturbating thing with the parents was lame, a 'what are you doing in there' would've worked fine...or choking the chicken, then dad saying, hmmmm....this girl could choke my chicken....
I thought an Orci was a type of baby whale
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
05:08:37 PM
Why did you guys fuck up the Traansformers movie so bad?
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Nov 21st, 2008
05:08:53 PM
I mean seriously, from robot design to story, why couldn't you guys just write a good story for that movie? Did the studio say "Let's make a TF movie that appeals to the lowest common denominator"?
Pissed Off And Bitter - same story
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
05:13:04 PM
It was the same story it's always been: human befriends robot who is member of benevolent alien race fighting evil faction of robots who are now on earth looking for energy.
Wasted Opportunity with Boborci
by Primogen
Nov 21st, 2008
05:13:11 PM
You have a chance to talk directly with one of the film's screenwriters, and you waste the opportunity by insulting his past work? Ain't it uncool!
SHUT YOUR FACES DREW! JUST SHUT YOUR FACES!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
05:15:07 PM
Mori, I'm still not sold on the movie and will wait for Yackbacker's trusty review ... but that was a great write-up. You definitely piqued my interest and subsided my hate. Good show.
HEY BOB ORCI!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
05:16:50 PM
High five!!!!
Trans Reality check, please
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
05:17:55 PM
The original Transformers cartoons were mighty dopey. A lot of you were just kidlets when they came out, hence your nostalgic affection for 'em.
Serious question for Boborci
by Primogen
Nov 21st, 2008
05:20:35 PM
How much of your film has the entire Enterprise crew (Spock, McCoy, Scotty, etc. with Kirk in command) working together as a team? Or do they only establish the relationships as we knew them in the TV series at the film's conclusion?
just look at from point of view of
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
05:21:24 PM
five to 10 year old. My boy was five for Transformers last year and loved it. Robots that turn into trucks and cars and beat the crap out of each other? There you go. Since I never had any vested nostalgia in the various animated series, I enjoyed the movie enough as lark. And the casting of Ms. Fox was a smart move, from teen boy to dad taking the kids appeal.
Primogen
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
05:22:55 PM
Not saved till the end, but not from the beginning...
meanwhile, regarding Trek novels and script
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
05:23:02 PM
It's been said Best Destiny was one of the books used as a reference (though clearly not as "canon" per se. Yes?
crankyoldguy
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
05:24:48 PM
Best Destiny, Prime Directive, Spock's World, and many others were inspirations...
Boborci...
by JustinSane
Nov 21st, 2008
05:25:07 PM
...tell me the truth. Does Spock going back in time adjust the timeline so that resurrected Old Kirk and Old Spock have a scene together at the end? Forget about spoiling it, man, we need SHATNER confirmation!
no...
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
05:26:15 PM
Those choices of books say a lot right there
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
05:27:21 PM
They're among the best TOS novels, along with Federation as well.
I have no doubt there will be many surprises
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
05:28:20 PM
....for there are always...possibilities.
HEY BOB ORCI YOU SHOULD WRITE A SCREENPLAY
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
05:30:44 PM
where Sarah Palin becomes Prez and reveals herself to be the vessel carrying Xenu to world domination. Did you catch that vid where she was being interviewed while turkeys were slaughtered in the background? That's where I got the idea. We are all just turkeys in Xenu's world.
The Spock/Kirk/McCoy trinity
by skimn
Nov 21st, 2008
05:31:07 PM
Maybe I read this somewhere, maybe not, but it fits. The three worked because they represented a single individual.

Spock: The brain

McCoy: The heart

Kirk: The balls

jorson28
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
05:34:19 PM
You've never tasted pussy, have you?
Mr. Zeddemore
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
05:35:56 PM
I can't even remember which ones we wrote anymore since on TV the whole staff helps to come up with the carious stories. I liked the one where Will finally discovers that Sydney is a kick ass spy.
tMore Trek.
by u.k. star
Nov 21st, 2008
05:36:13 PM
The Enterprise turns on the engines and flies away.Just like it does when it flies in atmosphere in the show, or the shuttles do. It's established in Trek that the ships. float..or hover. or whatever the hell they do with their impulse - anti grav - S.I.F or whatever. It really is NOT a big deal. As for Pine, No one I've heard thinks he's doing an impression. He's just acting a part, cocky, charming, sure of himself and all that, but most definately NOT an impersonation. Which is prob good news. Pine looks like a decent actor from what I've seen though.
BringingSexyBack
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
05:36:54 PM
or you should write it... take a stab at it.
SULU IS THE PENIS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
05:41:28 PM
Scotty is the legs, Chekhov is the taint and Uhura is the nipples.
Boborci avoids Shatner question....
by JustinSane
Nov 21st, 2008
05:41:55 PM
...PREPARE TO SEE OLD KIRK AT THE END OF THE FILM! (You heard it here first!)
Mr. Zeddemore -- screenwriting?
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
05:45:01 PM
yeah, first, read as man y screenplays as you can get your hands on, especially the ones that are like the things that you would want to write. Second, write AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. The more you write the better you get. Three: don't forget about TV. Writing practice TV episodes of your favorite show is a great way to get better, faster, and with easy to understand feedback from whoever you let read it because if they know the show, they can easily tell if you get close. And a gig is a gig, meaning, any job in the entertainment industry is a potential doorway to other things, so never think any job is beneath you.
I'LL DO THAT ROBERTO
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 21st, 2008
05:47:01 PM
And you can produce it for me. As long as you get Lizzy Caplan to play Palin. Have you seen her on True Blood? Holy sweet nips!!
Bob Orci
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
05:52:01 PM
Mormon? True or false?
Five and Nine
by berserkrl
Nov 21st, 2008
05:55:01 PM
Your Trekkie friend must be atypical if he thought ST V was the Trekkiest film ever. Most Trekkies (like most non-Trekkies) think it's the worse of all the movies. But my question is: not even DS9? For me that was the best of the post-TOS Treks.
Winston
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 21st, 2008
05:55:29 PM
Ditch that idea. its too familiar. People are sick of vampires and sick of noir.

My advice, get your ass on Gremlins 3 and get that shit to Joe Dante pronto!!

I had to kill Bob Orci because he made a mistake.
by Lashlarue
Nov 21st, 2008
06:03:26 PM
Now it's time to erase that mistake.
Mr. Zeddemore
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
06:05:00 PM
Can I make a suggetion? Outline a remake of the original.
Orci...
by conspiracy
Nov 21st, 2008
06:06:06 PM
Not to say that Trek or Transformers are Shakesperian; but the source material is rich with the potential to be both entertaining and somewhat deep. So why do you and the rest of JJ's Minions continue to develop and deliver half baked tripe that appeals to those people who breathe through their mouths? Granted..there are far more of "Them" than of us...and that affects the bottom line...but just once before you died or your 15 minutes in Hollywood runs out don't you want to be remembered for more than Robots pissing on things and such verbose statements as "My Bad"? Don't you have any desire to be a more than a script puncher and elevate yourself above the base these films seem to always pander too? Isn't there just ONE Citizen Cane or Godfather in you? Or will you simply go on record as admitting you do it only for the money and Fuck artistry, real film fans and your own dignity?
Sorry for the typos and bad spelling...
by conspiracy
Nov 21st, 2008
06:09:05 PM
In the office. high on methadone and shaking in rage got the better of me...
Question: What do non fans think was wrong with Trek?
by Drath
Nov 21st, 2008
06:33:17 PM
And why should their opinions mean dickshit to anyone? No wait, hear me out, think about this, several people now at AICN have pointed out that they didn't like Trek before--and Abrams almost brags about not being a fan--and it seems to be assumed that Trek's diminishing success both financially and creatively is the result of not appealing to those people who didn't like it before. How then was it successful in the first place? Maybe it wasn't on the levels of success of say the Bond or Star Wars franchises, but it was a pretty big hit that spanned both cinemas and TV for several decades. It seems to me that the die hard fandom--not the casual people like Harry, Moriarity, or even Abrams--is who has lost interest to the point of hurting the franchise. There has never been a Trek movie that was beloved to the fandom but flopped financially. We hated most if not all the odd numbered films and then the last even number sucked too. They stopped making the movies when the fandom stopped going to them. I for example skipped Nemesis, but I'm sure as a kid I too would have defended my favorite franchise from heckling dickhead buddies. Mori, I wasn't there when your friend defended a bad film just to save face but most of us acknowledged to each other that Trek 5 sucked and it's a well remembered bad movie in the franchise among Trek fans (though everyone still loves Spice Williams as a Klingon). So a youth took it too seriously to just laugh off your derision of his favorite franchise? Gee, what an immature fool, surely he's learned to bitch and moan about raped childhoods like the rest of us by now or there's something wrong with him (yes, I do call you Shirley, like it bitch)! You try telling Twilight fans how bad you think their movie is and they will cut you with their braces, man. Clearly some people take this shit too seriously (and all entertainment is, in a higher sense, just shit). But I really think that it escapes you and the lot of you non-Trek fanatics why the franchise has really fallen off the wagon. It sounds like this new movie is trying to address the sense of adventure that had gone out of the series, but so much of the praise is about the new wallpaper and not the actual value of the house. So if this isn't an exactly continuity-accurate take on Kirk, is it a GOOD take by Trek standards? Will it please fans who aren't obsessed with preserving the details about Kirk's childhood but still want this to be THEIR Enterprise? Is there a vibe that makes up for possibly major changes like killing off Spock's mother before her natural introduction in the series or blowing up Vulcan before the series even starts? If this movie makes a splash and traditional fans hate it all the way, what will it mean for the long term appeal of the franchise? Can you make a lot of movies that way or will it fizzle after two or three? If this fails AND ruins continuity, what then for the franchise? I'd appreciate some Trek fans to talk about this, similar to the Star Wars fan meetings you had back in the day. Sure, it's a geek out, and possibly there's just not enough crossover between the Trek--a fandom that is primarily a TV audience--and AICN faithful to make it work. But this "us and them" talk is really bullshit, more than a little hypocritical too.
Encountering Romulans.
by RosebudsStarfish
Nov 21st, 2008
06:33:36 PM
According to TOS episode "Balance of Terror" no member of starfleet had ever seen what a Romulan looked like. If Eric Bana has any interaction with any starfleet member who lives, then they have flushed yet another piece of Trek canon down the drain. They could have gone so many other ways with so many other storylines to keep it truer to the original.
Aliens mingling in a bar? How original...
by KongMonkey
Nov 21st, 2008
06:51:03 PM
Re: Encountering Romulans
by berserkrl
Nov 21st, 2008
07:13:50 PM
They could always do re Romulans what _Star Trek: Enterprise_ did re Ferengi: "Oh, we fought these vaguely Vulcan-looking aliens but we never did learn the name of their people."
Drath has it right
by tomdolan04
Nov 21st, 2008
07:20:24 PM
This whole point of 'ooh the mainstream doesn't get Trek, let's get the guy from Lost and make it cool' concept is patronising and limited.

Predictions: This Trek will open huge and it will be flavour of the month in all the media outlets/mags etc. A little time will pass. The drop-off will be huge be it a few months or even a sequel. Then Paramount will go running back to the dedicated fanbase (and I am not a Trekkie by any means, but I love to dip into TNG and TOS) for their support.

Its coming up more and more recently as a legtimate business question. Take Pushing Daisies - by now it's proved it won't by a Lost type runaway smash, but you have a hardcore fanbase who will buy the DVD's no-matter what. I'm UK based and US fictional TV is great, but the message your networks send is "Unless your show is a mainstream hit, we're going to fuck it over so theres no point in getting invested in the start".

Ignore me, I'm still bitter over Journeyman. Actually sod that, wheres my Season six of Quantum Leap :(

Star Trek IV was good V sucked
by JestaFool
Nov 21st, 2008
07:21:42 PM
Turning Heads
by Cobbio
Nov 21st, 2008
07:36:46 PM
Thanks, Mori. Good writeup, mostly because I have your same basic take on all things Trek: pretty good, not great. I liked "The Wrath of Khan" well enough, I guess, the characters of Picard and Cue, and "Deep Space Nine" since to me it pretty much blew away all the other shows, but I was never a full-time fan.

Glad to hear JJ's new interpretation of "Trek" is turning heads. I hope mine is one of them.

IV vs. V
by Royston Lodge
Nov 21st, 2008
07:44:16 PM
Star Trek IV was a REALLY stupid premise that was somehow executed well with high production values. Star Trek V was a really interesting premise that was executed with terrible special effects and misguided usage of the cast. It's so bad because it had so much potential to be much better. On the up side, it has some of the coolest Klingons even seen on the big screen (other than Christopher Plummer).
Sorry but you lost me at "experiment on a beagle".
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 21st, 2008
07:56:51 PM
Seriously, that is enough to keep me away from this. I own a beagle and the very idea... sorry JJ. Why couldn't it have been a cat? That would have actually been funny. Beagle? Not funny.
Cotton McKNIGHT -- Beagles...
by Boborci
Nov 21st, 2008
08:05:49 PM
...have two of my own. Love the Beagle from ENTERPRISE. Maybe the beagle is fine in the movie. Who knows?
Ships is space? How original.
by gotilk
Nov 21st, 2008
08:08:29 PM
Boborci
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 21st, 2008
08:15:12 PM
Yeah I see your point. Perhaps the superior officer just didnt like the idea of him performing the experiment. But who knows. How about you see the movie first and tell me what happens?
Danny - The Island
by MattmanReturns
Nov 21st, 2008
08:19:57 PM
Agreed. The Island was the first time I enjoyed a Bay film. It's unfortunate that the one time Bay tried to do an original movie with half a brain, he was shunned by audiences who'd rather watch Bad Boys III.
Enterprise built on Earth
by Chuck_Chuckwalla
Nov 21st, 2008
08:23:31 PM
Wow, folks are pissed that this new flick shows the Enterprise being built on Earth? Really? The ship that has endured through the many rigors of space travel and it can't lift itself from the gravity of the Earth? C'mon, that's weak. It's the 23rd century. They have the tech to build a star ship anywhere. Let it go.
The Island was Bay?
by gotilk
Nov 21st, 2008
08:40:49 PM
What a trip. I like a Bay film. It missed in places, sure. But it was a fun ride with half a brain.
Orci
by gotilk
Nov 21st, 2008
08:44:07 PM
Loving your work on Fringe. Excellent writing. If you ever have anything to do with fleshing out Walter, BRAVO. Best character on TV. Maybe one of the best ever.
the beagle ...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
09:25:04 PM
was my favorite Enterprise NX01 crew member, especially when he ate cheese.
@secretcylon
by gotilk
Nov 21st, 2008
09:34:31 PM
Yes, I did sort of describe DS9. Well, except for mentioning "not on a station" a couple of times. But I know what you mean. I liked DS9. Do not get me wrong. I just think it missed as often as it hit. And I also think it had it's best season still in it. Same with Enterprise. On SOME levels, I felt Enterprise came closest to being a real immersion in that universe. Then it would feel silly the next week. It was far too schizoid to be a success. It was all over the place in it's writing/directing/effects quality. If someone decided to tune in to give it a chance, there was a 50-50 chance they'd get hit with a goofy episode instead of an interesting one. What made DS9 stand out, I think, is it's focus on characters. Same reason I LOVE Farscape.
Farscape understood the balance..
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
10:06:55 PM
of humor and drama, plus one hell of a love story, too. Gonna mention that over on the Twilight ranting and arguing.
PIGS in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
by chromedome
Nov 21st, 2008
11:14:03 PM
I miss the muppets.
How about Mel Brooks....
by crankyoldguy
Nov 21st, 2008
11:21:35 PM
Jews in Space? Wait. That was the original Trek - Shatner and Nimoy - even made one of the Adam Sandler Hannukah songs. We'll light the menorah next month...
see Mori YOU are the target audience and the reason this
by Maniaq
Nov 21st, 2008
11:43:36 PM
will do so WELL at the box office. The "I'm not much of a Trek fan, but I didn't mind the original version" crowd are a VAST majority who will flock to see this film. There is also Quinto (Heroes) and JJ (MI3) crossover that will ENSURE the die-hard Trek fanatics will be LOST IN THE CROWD when they start bitchin about all things canon...

Paramount may be many things but business-savvy is definitely one of them and this move will go down as one of their best yet.

I predict once this film gets its run next year, the talk among the hard core will quickly shift from all the things they hoped would(n't) happen in this, to all those ignorant fools who LOVED IT and don't know what the fuck they're talking about...

time travel theory:
by bluebottle
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:32:32 AM
time travel theory:
by bluebottle
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:33:30 AM
makes a lot of sense to me:

http://tinyurl.com/5s4hne
Star Trek / South Park crossover.
by MotherPussBucket
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:42:59 AM
All Canadians must wear red shirts at all times. Operation codename: Phaser Fodder.
i stiil dont get why the ship is built on earth
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:20:06 AM
shouldnt a ship that size be built in zero g (orbit) - like in the first trek movie - dry dock in space - orbital shipyards - we have space stations now - wouldnt we have them in the future - i get the feeling more and more that this movie is for people who know what star trek is but hate it and think its a cliche - jj was brought on board to inject the franchise with the "aw, dude" factor - but im sure it will be huge, like his godzilla movie
Chuck_Chuckwalla
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:32:08 AM
it just doesnt make sense - its illogical - this is star trek not star wars - its sci fi - not fantasy - but it proves to me that this movie is for those that dont see a distinction between star trek and star wars - building the enterprise on land makes as much sense as building an ocean liner in an airplane hangar - ships are built in harbors for a reason - and star ships are built in orbit for the same reason - its easier - shit like giant propellers and impulse engines weigh less when theyre in water or outer space
AVATAR - Fucking your eyeballs in 2009
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:56:55 AM
nothing else matters
longest post ever
by dkurina73
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:24:30 AM
take a deep breath man...
Dry dock
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:02:42 AM
They call it "Dry" for a reason. Ships are built out of the water. The space argument been done to death on this talkback, most people don' really care, and there's more reasons to buil on a planet than there are to buil off it. Much safer being the primary one, safe testing another, no "heavy lift" needed to get into space yet another.
Not as popular as Bond???
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:21:33 AM
Oh but it was, at least in the US. It also had a chance to gather a similar following outside the US but missed the boat. The Trek films would significantly outgross the Bond ones, but Trek failed to add to it's fan base. It's fanbase died out, got old and so on and never did a good enough job of rplacing them.

It also got futher and futher away from the "state of the art" the balanc between, talk, energy and action got more and more askew as the budgets stayed "small" and the film makers were less able to kep that balance. The reputation for Trk films being mosly talk, little action , no sex (the antithesis of the 60's show!) and the die was cast.

Now this film is trying to redres that balance, to get that ration between talking (moaralising and so forth) energy, pace, sex and (the horror) action back. More mass appeal does NOT mean lesser quality. Trek 2 had mass appeal, as did Railders of the lost Ark, Jaws and so on.

Oh one more thing, it's been said before, by many people including me, Just because someone or people like something that you or I don't DOES NOT mena they must be a moron! It just doesn't. People can like Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Blade Runner, Jaws, the Godfather, Yojimbo and so on AND have fun watching Transformers you know? They aren't stupid. People that asssume they are are basiclly like Fraisier and his brother. Elitest, so busy only enjoy fine wine and fancy dinning that they can't can't see the simple pleasure in chomping down on a nice burger or hot dog, or a bag oof fish and chips. Sometimes you just want to eat a burger! and it is possible for films to just be plain fun.

Scotty
by droids22
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:22:03 AM
I think Scotty needs to bring it down about a 100 notches! Damn! I thought I was witnessing a character from SNL!
Hey Bob Orci
by joshuavance1701
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:09:23 AM
To bloddy hell with what some of these morons think dude, you are a screen-writer in Hollywood making fundage at what you know and love. Invite and welcome criticism, it just means people envy you and your status and station in life. I pretty much "get" what you guys are shooting for with this and I'm all about it. Relevancy and "cool" for Trek will be a good place to be again after so many years as a niche market limited to conventions, substandard television series, few novels, and high end collectibles for the "discerning fan". Not. I want McStar Trek God dammit - and I dont say that in jest or surreptiously. Flood the market dude. Have Trek toys in every God damn Wal-mart and Toys R us aisle possible. You guys shepard this thing into the 21st century and bring Trek into the mainstream. If you bloody some noses or step on some toes along the way, who gives a rats ass, make Trek viable, lucrative, pop-culture relevant, and most importantly, something it hasnt been in some time, fucking FUN. Making James Kirk a badass womanizing ass-kicking champion of men. These God damn emo overindulged, spoiled, unappreciative WEAK ass "men" today need old school role models evidently. Give us a Greek Adonais kickass Kirk that inspires a generation of kids to grow to be men and not wuss mother fuckers that fall apart in life over NOTHING. Hardcore Kirk. I'll have a Enterprise with my number 4 meal please. Bring that shit.
Fuckin whiny Trekkie bitches..
by DiamondJoe
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:21:24 AM
...moaning about how this is going to suck. Wake up and sniff your early morning dump, girls - Trek died a very slow, protracted death as soon as Next Gen ended on TV. The movies after that were appalling (apart from First Contact, which is merely good - not great). DS9? Good, but it wasn't Star Trek. Voyager was an unwatchable techno-babble filled pile of shite. Enterprise was wholly misconceived. This film LOOKS as though it is Star Trek as it was intended. Bright colours, strong characters, action, idealism. If it works, great. If it doesn't - fuck it, at least someone tried. And who the fuck really cares about irrelevant shite like where the ship was built? Christ, put down your Technical Manuals and join the fucking human race.
Boborci..
by DiamondJoe
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:25:06 AM
...does Nimoy only appear at one point in the movie, or in several scenes? Just hoping he's got more than a walk-on cameo.
Abrams is da man!!!
by Citizen Sane
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:29:53 AM
I too loved the original series. It was a brilliant yet seamless cerebral drama mingled with sex and shoot em up. But Trek completely lost its way by the fifth feature. TNG had some good episodes early on. But after Roddenberry passed, it went to shit under Berman and Braga's watch. I am encouraged by what I'm seeing and hearing and am (to my own surprise) looking forward to seeing it in May.
DiamondJoe
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:34:05 AM
Most of what say is it in a nutshell. (Of course I disagree about DS9 I think it was just the other side of the coin Trek. which i gues is not Trek??)

This movie really does look like Pure Trek as intended. In other words if Trek had started as a movie not a TV show, it may have been something like this. Bright, colourfull, optomistic, sexy "COOL", with a good odse of action to match the drama. Now some people are saying they don't think the drama, the character will be there. Well nobody's seen this film, so nobody know that. It's certainly been implied that it's there, and hinted at (at least) in the footage showm. Fottage which has met with universal praise. (varying degrees of praise, but praise nevrtheless.

Geekgasm
by optimus122
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:48:19 AM
I have to agree that the box office will probably be a disappointment since they spent too much to make a killing in theaters but the DVD will sell like hotcakes , there will be at least 2 different director cuts etc and tv revenue will be huge as well. It will be a good money maker for the studio when all is said and done.
Box office
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:09:04 AM
If the wider audience loses the interest that's been built up by this trailer and footage reviews it will strugle, because Trek movies' fan gross tops out at $140m odd, for the good ones. Whilst $150m worldwide is a decent gross for a next gen movie that's just because they are cheaply made in the 1st place. A $150m movie needs to get a much wider audience. Given how popular Star Trek was if they make a good movie, and remove the uncool factor from it it should be a big success. You can never be sure what will be a hit and what won't, but as this is Trek's last stand we have to hope it's a good film AND a successful one.
In the end...
by Newmark
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:55:35 AM
People who know little or nothing about Star Trek will probably like the movie, while fans will probably notice enough plot holes and ilogical stuff to not like it. Considering it's coming from JJ and the Transformers writers, I expect it to be a decent movie but superficial and forgettable.
Can these reviews/new be...
by the_scream
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:37:51 AM
Without all the fluff? I mean, it was fun a few years ago but all the waffle is just exhausting on this site. We don't have to know your life history to read a review. We don't need to know what you had for breakfast. It may be a "unique" quality of the site but "unique" does not = good.
Mr Z
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:24:00 AM
I'll be watching MI3 this weekend to get a feel for it. It made more than enough mmoney to justify a sequel, and more than Paramount were expecting in the post Cruise meltdown / backlash. However it it is a bad movie I accept that, but everyone can make a bad movie, especially when given a direction to go in by a self centred moie star. There's a reason the MI films are not team based, Cruise the movie star. From all I've read JJ managed to get some of that back into the series.
Nr. Z pt 2
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:43:49 AM
Sorry but spectacle wise, you can't make a big sci-fi film ffor that money, you could barely make an earthbound film, with a reasonable amount of action for under $100m these days, movies are very, very expensive. Top of the line effects (Which Trek movies have mostly lacked) are expensive. In order to make a "real" movie out of this they had to spend the money. Even just as a statement of intent, that they are again giving Trek genuine movie treatment it needed to be done.

Trek can't be the poor little brother AND expect to get a new audience. Here's an example..

"After plunging through a bargain basement optical effect" or

"wisely saves his special effects budget for two key sequences" 1st Contact Effects alone will never make a good movie, but the ability to build better sets, have more location and yes, better special efects and action is key both to drawing in (and keeping) new fans, but also to getting a genuine Trek movie onscreen. Unless of course it's one of the just talking episodes, but why put that in a movie and it's still be expensive. Sure you could make the last Bourne film for $60m (say $70m to account for some of Damon's wages) and storywise keep it more or less the same, but it would be a lesser expeience, less visceral, perhaps a little less "realistic".

When they started Trek movies they were playing wth the big boys, $150m is actually on the low side for a movie like this, on this scale, but they are finally trying to play with the big boys again.

I'm hoping it's going to be good
by bender7
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:47:38 AM
Canon or non-canon, a lot of what has been shown looks well done and exciting. The casting in particular I think is inspired. But there's a lot from this article that worries me. I mean, Kirk rides his motorcycle to check out the ship being made? And he goes chats up Uhura at the local bar? Imagine the reunion on the bridge. Hoo boy!! It just sounds a lot like throwing as much if the mythology in one movie. Like how in the Star Wars prequels Threepio is being made by Anakin or Chewbacca in Episode 3. All in all, I agree with Moriaty that if it's a solid and entertaing 2 hours in the dark then that's what matters
MI3
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
08:55:50 AM
The sense I always got from word of mouth, reviews was that They'd tried to get the team ethic back in, and that was why JJ was hired, but that through it all BECAUSE JJ was essentially a nobody as a movie director, and Cruise was basically everything you could see it go so far and then it hit a "Mr. Cruide needs mors close ups, and Mr. Cruise thinks you need to cut some of this dialogue from the other team members and have more shots of him looking concerned, or heroic". Now I havenn't seen it so, as yet, I don't know.

It still huurts me to think that because I went to the movies in a group of about 5, MI2 got some of my money. The 1st one I thought was just average at best as a movie (with 1 good set piece and one ridiculous but fun set piece). It was awful as a mission impossible movie. The2nd, WHOO, an eve worse Mission Impossible film, and an awful movie. So many things were wrong with it it still burns me up to think about it. Soo you can see why I never bothered with 3, despite my usual efforts to see as many movies as I can.

Anyway I think Paramount maybe saw whatever good JJ did in that film WITH interference from the Star, and figured he'd do a better job without it on Trek. I also have to say I still think the episodes of Alias and Lost writtn and directed by JJ are outstanding, and the shows suffered greatly when he left to do other things.

I thought MI:3 was the best in the series
by bender7
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:12:50 AM
2 was obviously the worst. John Woo's worst movie. The first one was good but mainly from DePalm's directing I felt. 3 actually felt like a Mission Impossible movie. It was an actual team movie and they team actually helped with the mission apart from being killed off or being in awe of Ethan Hunt. Good action and characters. It thankfully got rid of the excessive use of facemasks and only used it once. The only downside was the typical 'traitor' plotline that you could see coming ten thousand miles away
This trailer got laughed at when we saw it...
by Bones
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:47:12 AM
Finally saw Quantum of Solace this week and they had the trailer for this in front. There was some kid in the back who yelled "You're kidding, right?" and the entire audience laughed. Me, I think the trailer looks like the Lost In Space trailer...and we all know how well that went, right? Or the two trailers for Episode I...

As far as I can tell, there are two ways of thinking when it comes to Star Trek...The idea that Star Trek IS Kirk, Spock, McCoy on the Enterprise...no matter who plays them OR it is the universe that was created over 40 years. The problem with the Kirk/Spock/McCoy idea is that unlike any other franchise in history those characters are synonymous with the actors who played them...for 40 years. That is a long time, and when they started getting older 21 years ago that is when they started expanding Star Trek beyond that group into the future of the other TV shows.

The problem with the Universe idea is that the more you give yourself over to an alternate universe like they created, the more distance it puts between the fan and the rest of the world. For a long period of time there were only 6 hours of Star Wars to consider and the books where there were something like 600+ hours of Star Trek adventures on film or TV. Star Trek is so well defined and so many stories have been told that it is daunting for newbies.

And Paramount wants something with that Brand Name that is acceptable to newbies.

In our current culture that defines New as Better and Old as Bad, you won't get new Star Trek fans for old episodes or stories, no matter how enjoyable they are...and I am realizing I am not part of that culture anymore. The TV channels I watch most are Turner Classic Movies or Discovery Channel. The TV shows I like are canceled, the movies I like bomb at the box-office. And yet total shit like Knight Rider gets picked up for a full season and people just LOVE Transformers...which is just awful, people.

Paramount, for decades, coddled Star Trek fans into thinking that they were special, that their shared universe was both safe and sacred--that it was indeed different than the other fictional universes. But, in the end it is just Product. The last few movies and TV shows were not done in by the franchise being tired, but by bad writing. I am sure that JJ Abrams could have done a good Next Generation movie if he wanted, but he is NOT a Star Trek Universe fan--he only knows Kirk and Spock.

Star Trek fans are split up the middle by this new movie. Casual fans are excited that there might be interest in the brand again, the Trekkie/Trekker fans are hurt that their special universe is basically dead. Some fans want this movie to do well so they can say they are Star Trek fans without being looked at funny. As if Star Trek will ever be cool. Others want it to fail, so that it keeps the 40 year legacy safe, if dead.

JJ Abrams wants Star Trek to be Star Wars. George Lucas wants Star Wars to turn into Star Trek, with his plans for TV Series and cannonical universe. Battlestar Galactica is soon over. Babylon Five is still a show that no one outside of it's core fans care about. Stargate is dead. Americans want Magic over Science, Easy over Hard, Nihilism over Optimism (Dark Knight, anyone?).

And I am old now, comfortable with watching my old shows than caring about what the Kids are watching. So be it.

I never saw MI:3 so I have no preconceived notions of Abrams.
by rbatty024
Nov 22nd, 2008
09:54:51 AM
Going just on the footage and the early word of mouth, this film might have potential. I'm going with cautious optimism.

Others have already noted that it's do or die for Trek. After two crappy series I wouldn't mind the die alternative, but if they can really bring back that optimistic essence of Trek, then I'm all for a reboot/prequel/whatever.

For a lot of Trek people...
by rbatty024
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:05:23 AM
Star Trek has been comfort food for the last couple of series. It didn't change a whole lot despite having different crews and ships. It served up pretty similar story lines week after week and the truly devoted ate it up because they were used to it.

DS9 actually changed what Trek was about, and in fact challenged some of the ideas in earlier Trek shows. In other words, there was a reason for it to exist. That hasn't been true for much of what came later.

Changing With The Times
by Real Deal
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:38:20 AM
Well I think there is a very definate need for ST's type of optimisim in today's world. Unlike some I think it's time has come again but it wouldn't work unless people are presented with something fresh. I think this movie will reboot the franchise and all the crap I'm reading from the naysyayers won't matter very shortly after it's release. I'm an older Trekkie and I welcome a new take. Because if there's one thing Gene Roddenberry and Star Trek's vision has been all about it's moving forward, being on the cutting edge, being relevent. From what I've seen and read so far this movie has those things written all over it. At least they aren't making the same mistake they did with " Star Trek The Motion Picture ". That movie seemed to be designed by committee. In order to please all of the fans and everyone else. With great movies one guy has to follow a vision. No matter what anyone else wants. It sounds like JJ has done just that. Good for him! I look forward to it.
Cool Star Trek
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:47:16 AM
Star Trek has been cool. It was cool for pretty long time. The question is actually can Star Trek ever be cool again. The reaction in your theater is pretty Atypical, not only in terms of people I've spoken to , but also most of what I've read, and "opinion poll" type things re interest in the new Trek. It's pretty much an overwhelmingly positive response.

Oh there's a barrier to get over, but so far it looks like the trailer is working on it's target audience.

Laughing at trailers.
by gotilk
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:09:42 AM
I've noticed the larger the audience, the more idiotic snickering and heckling there is at trailers. There was even laughing when I first saw The Dark Knight trailer. It's not any kind of accurate indication. Same audience was shining their lazer pointers at the screen DURING the film. There's nothing obvious to laugh and point at in the Trek trailer. And I have found myself laughing at "Trekkers" in the past. But mostly on the inside. No use spreading nastiness around and making people feel bad. Geeks and fans are the best, most genuinely enthusiastic people in the world.

The closest the trailer comes to a "oh jeeze" moment is when the young Kirk says his full name. But even that was still kinda cool. The rest is action, effects and coolness. Not like the old Trek movie trailers, which were usually filled with those "oh jeeze" moments, even for a fan.
I can see how some people feel that way.
by gotilk
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:40:21 AM
But I can't get that from the trailer. There's not enough in it. It takes more than that to convey "heart" and I honestly think they wanted to focus on the action aspect. And I'll also point out that I spent my childhood watching Trek (TOS) ONLY. And it's honestly what worries me the most about any new Trek venture. The "heart" of it. The characters. The story. I'm obviously just not worried about it as much from what I've seen.

But I still think people laughing at a trailer is no good indication of how well a film will do. TDK did.. hmm.. let me check.. better than almost any film in history(even after adjusting for inflation). That one got laughed at the first time I watched it. It just depends on how many douchebags are in any given audience. I mean, do I really care what they think about a trailer? Maybe. Do I want to hear their opinion during or after said trailer is being shown? Absolutely not. Ever. It's nothing more than a weak fail of a cry for attention.
Never cool?
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:47:28 AM
Sorry I can only go buy hoow it was when I was growing up as a kid, in London in the 70s and early 80s. It was cool. You played Trek in the playground (like football, cops and robbers and Star Wars) and there was a buzz amongst kids and adults when Trek 1 came out, met by a lot of dissapointment, and again for Trek 2. It was very cool. Then it just got taken over by the stereotypical "Star Trek geek" and it was this thing you didn't really want to say you liked in case people thought you had a Klingon dictionary and a set of pointy ears at home.

As for s apick and san Trailer, well I should think the ship looks new and shiny, so di the old Enterprise, in a 60's kind of way with it's primary colours and flashing lights, and chunky knobs. As for the refit Enterprise, parts of that (sickbay especially) are the 70's equivilents of the new Enterprise. (that's mainly at aall this Apple Enterprise stuff I keep reading.)

I get what you're saying about heart, My wife and I say that for almost every "genre" trailer we see. Well it could be good IF... It could be great sci-fi / fantays IF.. or it could just be fun, or just plain tripe. You just can't know (unless it say .."directed by Uwe Boll!)

What I keep coming back to iss this, the trailer is designed, very specifically, to show non Trek fans, and Trek haters that this movies, as well as the heart and talk that you expect in a Trek movie, ALSO has these things that you WANT from a big sci-fi film. The things you always thought Trek couldn't afford, or was so caught up in pleasing ONLY it's hard core fans that it didn't address.

You know I always wondered how we went through so many Trek films with no "sex" whatsoever. The only time it's really done, and it's very funny when it is, is with Iman in Trek VI... the "what is it with you?" scene. I never counted or anything, but it alwaus felt like Kirk, and in the othe shows too, was always hitting on some hot alien.

Anyway what makes you think I'm a casula fan by the way? Love TOS, like next gen (after it fond its feet) Love DS9 (again it had to find it's feet but the "dark side of Trek masive story arc thing). The only series I didn't see all of was Voyager, which I thought turned into utter garbage. I'm a big fan, not a pointy ear wearing "fanatic" but a big fan. My sister's a fan, my wife is a fan and my father-in-law is a fan. Suffice to say he was a fan before I was born (wild guess but as he's 65 I'll assume he may have been a fan before you were born too, and he's looking forward to it. It'll be one of the 2 films he bothers to go out to a year now.

Heart
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:59:46 AM
There's 2 minutes to get this trailer accross. It HAS to appeal to the new audience, Just the name Star Trek gets it accross to everyone else. It also has to show that the negatives of Trek movies have been addressed. Action, sexyness, coolness. The 1st part deals with the character (heart) that Kirk and Spock are the central characters AND it's them growing into their roles, which the audience may, or may not know the history of. It's a waste of resources to spend extra time appealing to those people your NOT aiming the trailer at. It's a goofd Trailer, a poor onr for aiming at old Trek fans, but aint aiming at them is it? As for action packed trailers, There's almost as much action in Casino Royale as there is in its trailers. The trailer had to sell that aspect, show the "new type" of action in the movie, so the balance of action to non action was skewwed. Same here. $150m gets a lot but itdoesn't but 90= minutes of effects and action i promise you.
Bitching about The NCC1701 being built on Earth?
by The Founder
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:09:14 PM
Come the fuck on. Who cares where the Enterprise is built. So what if in Orbit or whatever is better. My focus on is the story and how well it looks so far. I'm not compalining and considereing that the last Trek movies has been dull this is a welcome change. Abbrams is good director and it looks like he's breathed some new life into Trek. The movie will more then likly be good but it still has to win over mainstream and just not trekkies in order to succedd.
Not be sour but can Abbrams pull in the mainstream??
by The Founder
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:16:15 PM
That is the real question. While I think Abbrams has done a good job with what i've seen so far and it looks to be a winner(at least for me) I'm still not sold that the mainstream is gonna flock to see a Trek movie. I/m just not sure. Despite how good it tunrs out I think that a lot of people will go it's Star Trek, I'm not seeing that. The trekkies will flock to it and the average sci-fi junkies and fanboys will but the demographic is not large enough to make the movie a hit. Tossing Will Smith in a Trek film would've sweetened the pot for the mainstream.
Hey Bob Orci
by Chief Joseph
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:34:15 PM
What's the deal with that Don Murphy guy? Why is he on the internet all the time? Why does he keep deleting all references to him getting decked by Tarantino from Wikipedia?
Hard core vs casual
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:38:47 PM
I know what you mean.. I've been calling them Uber fans, not as an insult but because it seems to be the, if you like this, hell if you're willing to give this a chance you can't be a "real fan" or something. There's plenty of people, on AICN and anywhere else who have (like my father-in-law) been Trek fans since most of us were born who like the look of the new movie, or are at least fine with giving it a go. There are also a sizable, and very vocal, amount of Trek fans who hate it, and don't want to give it a chance. Does it make either set of fans "better" fans? or more hard core? I don't thiink so.

The one thing i do think is that the nit picking, things like where the ship was buily, appearing all over the net could answer The Founder's question, by convincing many that Trek is as uncool as it's been for years and to be avoided more than last year's mobile phone. So far it seems to be pulling in a good chunk of the "mainstream" audience, but there's plenty of time to remind everyone how uncool Trek is.

The next trailer or 2 will be key. They need to show the plot, the story of the film, and what is going on. If they panic and forget there "future fan prime directive to try and appease the old fans they could drive away poential viewers. The balance has to be right between action and plot. The Dark Knight & Casino Royale seemed to get it right, but then they were both following, commercially successful films. This one isn't.

by u.k. star
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:55:15 PM
dry docks are still docks - on water - pieces are built under very high roofs - frames are built in sections and plating is welded etc - but the dry dock opens up to the bay - where the pieces are assembled - this rule varies in degree depending on the size of the ship - but your average giant fucking ocean liner (titanic, carnival cruiser, etc) are in the water as theyre being put together - how will this enterprise built on land get off the ground? - anti grav i guess - then it has to traverse the atmosphere all the way to space - bumpy ride for a behemoth not designed with aero dynamics in mind - but i guess it could have a shield system that gives it virtual (invisible) curves - like an invisible egg shell surrounding the ship - geeky enough for you?
The Founder
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
12:58:02 PM
the mainstream is stupid - wake up
JimmyJoe RedSky
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:05:08 PM
I'm not guessing about stuff. I mean of course I have NO idea what they do in this film, but I have seen starships flying around in atmosphere, with no problems in Star Trek before. In TOS the Enterprise is flying in the Earth's atmosphere, in Star Trek VI the Bird of Prey "flys" about Vulcan and Earthwith no issues, and no gravity well / gpfprce effects. So do the shuttles (I know they are smaller) none of them with even 1 iota of aeordynamic build about them. It's just a given that the tech they use makes in atmosphere flight no problem. It really is a no issue. Whenit's built the ship either works or it doeasn't. If it works the engines come on and it just "flies2 up into space in about 3 seconds.

In TOS the one where they go back in time to "observe" and they beam up an M.P who just stands still with a frozen look on his face for the whole episode.

Mr Z. I'm with you, they have to make a good film. Tell a good story well, and hopefully get the spirit of old Trek right.

u.k. star
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:19:07 PM
yeah - and all that atmosheric flight is possible because of their tech (anti grav and shield technology) - but a starship on that scale would still be easier to build/assemble in space - like the mir space station - weightlessness makes things easier - no cranes - no risk of falling 100 stories off a scaffold - seeing the enterprise on the ground in a desert being welded together by oily grunts on land takes some of the magic away for me - ill admit, it did looked real enough
im kinda high right now, excuse the redundancy
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:20:46 PM
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
by alice 13
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:29:11 PM
the villian seems like a one-off. trek needs a darkness. bring back the borg. make it badder and more evil. the borg is the federation hyde. better yet- make the borg the future of the federation returning into the past to strengthen and perfect its beginnings. that would have been a better villian than a romulan time traveller and it would have been a thread for continuity / the need to change canon in sequels. BORG.
was that really Bob Orci??
by FamousEccles
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:41:44 PM
And you people wonder why the franchise is dead
by BurgerKing
Nov 22nd, 2008
01:46:34 PM
Because anyone willing to try and make a new film in the franchise is shot down before they even get a chance by you "fans". The thing is Trekkies don't want new films or material because theyre so terrified it's going to ruin it (not that it hasnt already been ruined over and over again). When you should get excited you get all mad and nitpicky that someone is even trying..

Whatever, I'll check it out because it looks pretty awesome and a great 21st century update to the story.

No it wouldn't....
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:16:03 PM
Sorry but the one advantage is that the chunks, (whatever size the are) are "lighter" You've still gotta shift em, and do it properly, and all the while putting your workers at risk. I hear what you're saying but safety alone would make you build in atmosphere if it was possible, let alone not having to hump all your bits and pieces into space and carefully cart them around together. They build current space station in space cos they have no choice, there's nothing powerfull enough to take the whole thing up in one shot, and it wouold likely tear itself appart on the way. They expend an aweful lot of heavy lift energy getting up there, and they are still building the international station now. Yopu think it would have taken over 10 years if they could have built it on Earth? I know in the Star Trek world moving the parts would be easier. Like I've said, even though it really doesn't matter (probably looks better and has more dramatic impact, more tying it to "reality" being on Earth) It has to depend on where you get your resources. If it's space (asteroids and such, then maybe best to stay out in space, if not it makes more sense to stick with the planet you and your workforce ANd your materials are on.

Oh one more thing, if human life is the main concern, which it is implied it is in Start Trek, none of that matters and your gonnas build it where it's safest, and easiest for your workforce. that's in atmosphere.

Voyager killed the Borg
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
02:20:16 PM
I didn't watch all of that show by a long shot but I distincly remember them cutting all the testicles from every single male bog in the galaxy, putting them in a bender and firing them into the sun.

They're Borg Jim, but not as we know them.

u.k. star, you are absolutely correct
by br1947
Nov 22nd, 2008
03:31:59 PM
Although I think the decline of the Borg began with TNG (last few episodes, Hugh), Voyager definately stomped the ever loving shit out of any villian credibility. Except toward the end of the series, TNG Borg were a terrifying, nearly unstoppable force. Voyager's Borg were about as much of a threat as the Ferengi. I always wondered what a good Borg backstory would be like, how did they come into being, etc. Maybe something to tie in V'ger and Decker's merger.
br1947
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:03:55 PM
Yeah I always thought there might be a book that tied those 2 together. To be fair maybe there is. I know what you mean about hugh but at least the left that as just 1 cube being troubled. Voyager, oh boy.
FamousEccles, yes that was Bob Orci
by Primogen
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:16:13 PM
I know that he was also posting at trekmovie.com at the same time he was here -- he visits there often and knows its webmaster -- and on that site referred back to a question he answered at this site.
BOB ORCI IS MY FRIEND
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:31:35 PM
He gave me a high five once, and next time I'm gonna hit him up for a fist bump.
U.K. STAR is it really that important??
by The Founder
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:45:18 PM
I'm not sure if you're a hardcore fan but i just wanna know is it really that important that the Enterprise be built in orbit and if so why? Debating safty and gravity and blah blah just seems so nitpickish. Are we to assume that in the future these massive star ships vcan be built and have all this future tech but at the sometime their not smart enough to build the ship where it can land on a planet??? I know i saw an episode where Voyager landed on a planet and took back off with no problem. I'm not calling you out but this goes to anyone just looking for something to moan about.
Getting a ship of planet is to much power but warp drive isn't?
by The Founder
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:48:39 PM
I'm sorry it just doesn't make much sense to me. I'm pretty sure that taking such a large ship into warp or faster then light travel requires a lot of power. Way more power then it would requite for the vessel to lift off a palnet considering its size and weight.
Next Gen sucked
by criticalbliss
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:50:20 PM
It was a soap opera. While I liked Data (that's about it), the rest of the characters lacked the dynamic that made the original so special. You know it's true. Next Gen was groan-worthy.
No ! That's the point
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:57:09 PM
I'm the guy who's been saying it can be built on a planet without a problem AND I couldn't give a monkey's toss where it's built.

It's funny because I just keep getting dragged into arguments about it with the people who have an issue with it not being built in space and all kinds of other shit that really isn't important. I say a few times earlier on in the thread that the ships fly in atmosphere a few times. It really does not matter.

Here's what I said.... "JimmyJoe RedSky by u.k. star Nov 22nd, 2008 01:05:08 PM I'm not guessing about stuff. I mean of course I have NO idea what they do in this film, but I have seen starships flying around in atmosphere, with no problems in Star Trek before. In TOS the Enterprise is flying in the Earth's atmosphere, in Star Trek VI the Bird of Prey "flys" about Vulcan and Earthwith no issues, and no gravity well / gpfprce effects. So do the shuttles (I know they are smaller) none of them with even 1 iota of aeordynamic build about them. It's just a given that the tech they use makes in atmosphere flight no problem. "

THE SHIP WOULD CRUMBLE UNDER ITS OWN WEIGHT ON EARF
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
04:59:23 PM
Look at the thing! The two big things and the big saucer thing would fall off. Unless they used adamantium, then it would be okay. But you can't weld adamatium like that guy was doing in the trailer, so obviously they used steel. So the ship would crumble. Ask any MIT physics professor and they'll tell you I'm right.
The Founder
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:01:21 PM
Oh You need to look at some of the other threads, they're moaning about Uhura's earings for God's sake. EARRINGS!! Talk about looking for anything to moan about.
UHURA DOESN'T WEAR EARRINGS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:03:12 PM
She wears a bluetooth.
WHY IT'S IMPORTANT THAT ENTERPRISE IS BUILT ON EARTH
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:04:14 PM
So we don't mislead kids into thinking you can build a starship in Earth's gravity. duh!
Hell no...
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:05:15 PM
You know what they built it out of now? You also know about it's structural integrety? This is getting even more ridiculous by the hour.
Oh My.....
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:11:55 PM
Now you know they can't build stardips on Earth in the 23rd century? You know what they can't do? Hell it's omparable in size to an aircraft carrier (I asume from watching movies and such) put the bloody anti grav and everything else in that and it's in space.

seriously the earring thing is better than this argument...

Mr Z
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:12:54 PM
Thank the lord for some sense on the film!!
I'LL BET IF YOU LIFT AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER INTO SPACE
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:13:54 PM
The thing would break in half. Ever seen Titanic?!?!?! ZOMg!
See--it is it's own universe...
by Bones
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:16:50 PM
There are people who know what the metals are in it's construction, what the paint was called over the metal sheets of the ship. It is (was) the most explored science fiction/fantasy universe this side of Tolkien...but with Phasers and stuff. That basic cohesion of ideas is what was attractive to a lot of the Trekkers.

Granted, it was easier during the first 20 years when there were only the original shows, the first 4 movies and the novels. Oh, the novels--they were treated like sacred texts that exposed hidden truths on that world...only to be forgotten or overwritten by Roddenberry and others with Next Gen, First Contact and urgh, Enterprise.

I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SPOCK'S AGE TOO
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:17:13 PM
Vulcans have a far greater lifespan than humans, and here Spock appears to be similar in age to Kirk.

Well, that's fucking stupid because if that's the case Spock would still look like a 20-something by the time of Star Trek VI.

So that's another huge mistake on the level of welding a starship on Earth.

GAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

BurgerKing
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:29:25 PM
you are wrong - i want new films - even new casts and characters - but certain rules shouldnt be broken - i actually think this looks kinda cool, except for the corvette over the cliff bull shit - i can even live with the enterprise being built on the ground (provided its take off is made believable) - having said that, this looks a bit dumbed down for the "2 fast 2 furious" crowd
BringingSexyBack
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:32:28 PM
You do know Leonard Nimoy ages like real human right? That's why he looks old in Trek VI. I have no idea how old Spock is in this film, he could be 50, because as you say, they age slower.

The aircraft carrier would reak in half. Seriously, you remember I said all the tech they use, the SIF and all that other shit. Plus to continue this nonsense, an aircraft carrier isn't made to be "lifeted into space", the Starships are.

oh and a for the sruts collapsing, maybe that's why they supporting the whole thing with scaffoold then huh?

The Founder
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:33:27 PM
federation star ships cant engage warp drive in atmosphere or on the ground - they need to be in space - zero g - have you ever actually watched star trek?
JimmyJoeRedSky--
by Bones
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:42:18 PM
The question is...Did JJ Abrams ever actually watch Star Trek?
WELL I HOPE THAT SCAFFOLDING IS MADE WITH ADAMANTIUM!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:43:14 PM
Also, what JimmyJoe said.
ENGAGING WARP DRIVE ON EARF
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:45:33 PM
Would send the entire planet to the Ceti Alpha system.
ho ho ho
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
05:50:04 PM
It's getting worse, when did the Founder say anything about warp speed to get off planet?

The question is did you guys watch Trek? Where the ships were in atmosphere several times.

whilst I guess it aint adanantium, I really don't know, or care what it is. I acept it's tough enough, maybe enhanced by Trek tech, but I accept it like I accept warp drive and hand held energy weapons.

Warp drive on Earth...
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:01:56 PM
Last time I take this nonsense even 1/2 seriously. Warp drive on Earth was done in Trek IV.
u.k. star
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:06:50 PM
again - yes - i watch it still - fed ships can fly in atmosphere - but fed starships were never meant to be built and assembled on land - theyre not "landers" - they were never intended to touch a planets surface - except if crashing - this all according to canon - jj broke canon - thats fine - as long as he gives us a believable lift off - it will require anti grav fiels (like the hover crafts in matrix) and shield generators that project a shell that the atmosphere would slide off of - which has already been hinted at in the shows and mold movies - i dont want to see solid fuel boosters blasting this into orbit - that would be dumb - physics would prevent it - in order for this to take off from land it would need that magic trek science - no flames or smoke
trek 4 sucked
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:07:52 PM
wasnt that the one with whales
Fuck You To All Who Hate Star Trek V
by 1922
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:20:47 PM
so you're complaing about something you don't
by u.k. star
Nov 22nd, 2008
06:25:28 PM
..even know is going to happen? wow, well that explains a lot. Who seriously thinks that's what they'd do? Of course I don't know for a fact they won't do it, but seriously, you honestly think that's likely? Like I've said before most likely thing is they "start the ship" Turn on the engines and just fly away. Just as they do when they fly in atmosphere many, many times. I'd love to know where you get your "cannon" from, because watching the shows / movies should be enough enough and if you're gonna hamstrring something to a bunch of obscure, finikity mind numbing rules you're gonna have a damned hard time making good entertainment. Oh wait, isn't poor Trek wjhat we've had for most of the last decade?

The big stuff has to be there, they have a mission , a code a prime directive and so on, the tiny details, like the doors having to be exactly 1.9m wide or something hell no. Oh and earrings can only be worn if they are the exact same design as those worn by the tv Uhura. For crying out loud people, we want a good film, a good story, and good Trek, if you're really gonna be distracted by things like the ship being on Earth, well God help you. How can you accept Warpp drive and tranparent alluminium if you can't accept that they may just be a little ahead of us in metalurgy and building techniques in the 23rd century?

Yes, the one with the whales, also known as the most sucessful Trek movie.

It's still science fiction, right?
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:04:16 PM
I mean... there's that fiction part that negates the need to worry about the complexities of a possible future where space ships are built on the ground and black women wear tasteful earrings. So, go ahead fellow geeks. Tell me why fiction doesn't mean fiction, especially when in comes to our beloved Trek.
u.k. star
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:10:15 PM
if it was built in space it wouldnt have to fly away - it would already be in space - 3% impulse power and it gently glides from its moorings and into open orbit - like in the first trek movie - which nailed it
if something is successful it doesnt mean its good
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:12:38 PM
hannah montana 3d made a lot of money too
JumpinJehosaphat
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:16:51 PM
the better sci fi plays with the rules of reality/science - star trek, the time machine, the matrix etc - the worse sci fi ignores the rules completely - thats not sci fi, thats fantasy - which is great, but dont call it sci fi - star wars, lotr, narnia are fantasy - trek is sci fi - but i get youre point - explosions in space are much cooler when you can hear them
Sci-Fi and Fantasy
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 22nd, 2008
07:44:02 PM
I think to make assumptions about possible future technologies based on current knowledge and then to be unable to suspend one's own disbelief as a result seems to miss the point of the possibilities sci-fi as a genre presents. I'm hearing a lot if "that's impossible" instead of "how are they doing that?" The difference is that one position assumes what is being seen is incorrect (and usually based on a dubious scientific knowledge to begin with) instead of taking what is seen as being somehow possible. In short: When did Trek fans stop discovering possibilities with what's presented?
JumpinJehosaphat
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:03:27 PM
the star trek universe (which started in the 1960s and lasted into this decade on tv and in film) has established rules - some unbelievable but with applicable scientific theory behind them - that was the point behind my beef with a federation starship being built on the ground - it wouldnt happen in the star trek i know
anyone still whining about where this ship is built....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:18:11 PM
....is a fucking dork.

And yes, I mean DORK. Not GEEK, like oh look at me-- I like movies and its cute to call myself a geek. No-- a fucking dork that needs to get a fucking life. No wonder this franchise sucks giant meaty balls, because they feel the need to please you douche bags. Finally someone says fuck the Trekkies, and I'm interested. Bravo JJ.

star Trek V is GREAT!!
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:26:12 PM
It just needs a bit of a trim here and there, Re-done visual effects and the campfire scene needs to be exactly like it was in the original script and novelisation.

speaking of the original script and novelization - they really delved into the klingon heirarchy on the ship (with command being taken by the most powerful klingon)

they explained how they are able to get to the centre of the universe so quickly - sybok spent his life formulating how a warp core could be modified... The klingons were able to follow them by replicate the same warp signature.

also at the end, it was only Kirk who saw God as a bearded man. All the other characters saw their own perception of what God was. And the monsters which were unleased were visious.

Also, Shakaree wasn't a big desert world, but a massive garden planet and the area where they find God was an incredible formation of circlar mountains.

Trek 5, according to the original script and Novel would have been exactly as shatner envisioned.... the most spectacular star trek of all ...

The original script and novel to generations was also vastly superior to the watered down POS we got.

Bones
by tomdolan04
Nov 22nd, 2008
10:53:25 PM
You made a damn good post
Huzzah, Danny boy! And eat this the rest of ya!
by crankyoldguy
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:18:15 PM
Where the ship is built is hardly a point of contention, unlike fucking Morman "vampires" without fangs that "glitter" in the sun (Oh the fights at home about this over the weekend...). More the trailer makes me want to see this than not, so there you go. And I seem to recall the ncc-1701 being built on earth anyway. As I posted before here, I think, or on another TB: "In the early to mid-23rd century, at least twelve heavy cruiser-type starships, the Constitution-class, were commissioned by the Federation Starfleet. The vessel registered NCC-1701, which was constructed in San Francisco and launched in 2245, was christened the Enterprise. Larry Marvick was one of the designers of the Enterprise. (TOS: "Tomorrow is Yesterday", "Is There in Truth No Beauty?") Dr. Richard Daystrom designed the computer systems used aboard the Enterprise. (TOS: "The Ultimate Computer")"
I just got off the phone to JJ - he says..
by Maniaq
Nov 22nd, 2008
11:58:33 PM
...you see the Enterprise being built on Earth and the next time you see it, it's in outer space - and there's NO FUCKING EXPLANATION WHATSOEVER.

Get THE FUCK over it!

All these assholes whining about this sorta shit are the reason RDM left Trek - and you will notice in BSG they do not bother to explain ANYTHING. Because it DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.

If it matters to you, you will devise a way to make it work in your head. The rest of us don't give a shit.

Tom Dolan--Thanks
by Bones
Nov 23rd, 2008
12:39:54 AM
Professionally, I make my living doing art--mostly Star Wars art--but there is a reason I chose Bones as my nom de plume and have had it for almost Ten years on this site. Star Trek was my favorite show growing up, every Saturday night, after Lost in Space re-runs and right before Space:1999--and then later The Twilight Zone.

To be young in the late seventies and early eighties when the first four films were coming out, usually within days of my birthday or the Holidays, was a golden part of my youth...and Dr. McCoy was always my favorite part of those films. He is always emotional, sarcastic and caustic--an elder Han Solo, always the one to cry "bullshit" when the situations got silly. And Goddamn it, he had a pill that could grow kidneys. That is the shit.

I remember the very first Happy Meals that McDonalds had were tie-ins to The Motion Picture in '79. I still have my give-away poster promoting Wrath of Khan form '82, my dog-eared copy of Shane Johnson's "Mr. Scott's Guide to the Enterprise" from 1986 and the Newsweek article talking about the 20th Anniversary of the show. There are lots of spaceships in my studio, many of them from Star Wars and Star Trek...and a 1996 Sci-Pub-Tech Cutaway poster of the original USS Enterprise sitting above my workstation, always inspiring me to imagine Function when I am drawing Form.

The Devil is in the Details. This was the cement for me in that universe.

I guess the thing that bothers me is that I think, with proper writing, directing and funding (including marketing) the universe had many years left in it...but what do I know? I'm only one of the people who has been buying their product for the last 29 years. If Rick Berman had done his job properly, and thought about the films as events rather than two-hour episodes, we might not be where we are now.

And if JJ Abrams had created a new crew, a new ship and a new century and set it after the shows we have seen...then I think everyone would all be happy and excited to see something NEW set in that universe, instead of winking at the audience and re-hashing what is already classic. He could have created similar situations with new names, and been able to boldly go (sorry) where no one has been yet.

But it is a brand. Gotta remember the BRAND. THE FRANCHISE. THE PRODUCT.

We HAVE to get people to buy NEW things...it will fix the economy--who cares if no one has original IDEAS anymore. Transformers proved, among other recent movie franchises (SW, Indy) that the name recognition is enough to get butts in seats and tickets bought--never mind the quality of what people are buying. And the sinking quality of the last ten years or so has lowered expectations as well. So, who cares if Blockbuster movies are written by committee and don't challenge people anymore, only rehashing what they have already seen--following the by-the-numbers-Joseph-Campbell -six-point-story bullshit that modern Hollywood thinks every story needs--or the Product Placements?

We are supposed to shut up and take it. Don't think--BUY. CONSUME. DO WHAT WE TELL YOU.

Well, this movie is made. It is done. They have spent the shitload of money on it. And people will see it, because they tell us to in commercials, and by showing the best footage so everyone will get excited, and by the multiple posts on this site and others that it is going to be the best thing ever, even if you don't really want it or need it.

Well, it better be. It better be the second-freaking-coming.

Because if they are going to write over some of the best fan memories of my life, saying that it isn't important--that Newer IS better than Old--then it is what I DEMAND of it.

With the money I have already spent on Star Trek, I deserve it.

Joyless Idiot
by Friendo
Nov 23rd, 2008
03:35:14 AM
Joyless Idiot This film looks like a shit load of fun. I'm a really old Trek fan and I do not give a fuck about all your horse shit about what what you deserve because of all the money you spent in the past. You should have spent that money creating something your own damn self.
"no use for the rest of it"? your review means nothing to most o
by FleshMachine
Nov 23rd, 2008
07:40:24 AM
you didnt like ANY of the other film? didnt like TNG? i would think that most of us here would differ. i want a review from someone who also liked the good films (2,4,6,8 are the really good ones in my book) and generally loves TNG. not a crazy trekkie, not an indifferent normy...but a regular "i like star trek" star trek fan like most of us.
huh? they built the enterprise on earth?? whaa?
by FleshMachine
Nov 23rd, 2008
07:46:23 AM
thats really...really... dumb. it make ZERO sense. even in the future ST always tried to have a certain aurthur c clark style science-fact plausibility. not having that kills a large part of trek for me.
"STAR TREK FANDOM IS TO J.J. AS PRE-TEEN GASH IS TO ME"
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:18:47 AM
- The Mitt
YOUNG SPOCK AND BUILDING ENTERPRISE ON EARTH
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:20:51 AM
= Nipples on the Mona Lisa
WILL SHATNER AND TAKEI BE INVITED TO THE PREMIERE?
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:29:15 AM
That would be more entertaining than the movie.
Done to death, resurrected &done to death again
by u.k. star
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:53:32 AM
That would be the built on Eart argument. It's been had, it's irrelevent as the film has it on Earth, Seriously most people couldn't care less where it was built, AND there's at least as much sense to it as there is to building one in space. Practical terms it makes more sense.

But as I said the argument's been done to death more than once anyone who still gives a toss about it can just read what everyone else has said. Especialy the parts where it says WHO CARES. Oh same for the Spock thing, especially as no one knows how old he is in the movie, and we can't understand why it matters if he's "young".

FUTURE SPOCK SHOWS YOUNG KIRK THE WONDERS OF PON FARR
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:59:23 AM
Kirk didn't know he was raped until his hand had an orgasm.
ZEDDE - YES, HE'S WANTED KIRK FOR DECADES
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
09:08:06 AM
and the sad truth of the matter is, any one of us would do the same ...
"MY NAME IS JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK!!!"
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
09:26:34 AM
"Your name is gonna be bitch in about two minutes."

*Unzips pants*

THE AGE OF CONSENT ON VULCAN IS 39
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 23rd, 2008
09:33:43 AM
Ream me up!!!
So, is this still the basic plot of the movie...
by REDD
Nov 23rd, 2008
09:35:11 AM
"When an elderly Spock (Leonard Nimoy) learns of a time-traveling assassination plot by the crazed Romulan Nero (Eric Bana), the Vulcan also goes back in time to stop him. Meanwhile, back in his early Starfleet Academy days, the young Spock (Zachary Quinto) is forced to turn in one of his fellow students, the rule-breaking James T. Kirk (Chris Pine), when he finds him tampering with the school's highest test, the dreaded Kobayashi Maru simulation."
hmm, can't wait...
by mthrndr
Nov 23rd, 2008
10:07:27 AM
I'm kind of strange in that I HATE the original series, but LOVE TNG. It's probably mostly to do with my age. I started off liking DS9, but then it became a maudline melodrama. And I never got into the other series. So I'm all for a reboot, and Abrams has engendered enough goodwill with Alias and Lost that I have high hopes.
JimmyJoe RedSky huh???????
by The Founder
Nov 23rd, 2008
11:14:46 AM
I guess you're passionate about trek, so i won't stoop to insults like you just did to me. Yes sir I have watched Trek quite often. Please sir reread my post. I never said for them to use warp drive to get off the planet. I simple was saying that nitpicking over something as small as the ship being built on earth or in space is well a bit silly. I was just pointing out that moving such a large vessel at warp or faster then light speeds would require way more energy then simply getting getting it to lift off from a plantes surface. In my opinion getting the enterprise or whatever large starship to lift from a planet is the easy part. The hardest part is getting that puppy to fly at those intense speeds or velocity, Whatever.
What are the structure integrity fields for?
by The Founder
Nov 23rd, 2008
11:22:56 AM
I'm not being a smart ass and I may be wrong, but aren't those integrity fields purpose to strengthen the hull of the ship? Would they not fuction when a ship is lifting off from a planet to prevent it from breaking apart just like in space when its moving at those intense speeds?? Like I said I may be wrong on the purpose of those fields but I think that's the purpose for them that I can recall.
The Founder
by u.k. star
Nov 23rd, 2008
12:33:16 PM
Indeed. It's hard to believe this is still something we're meant to care about.
The Founder, et al.
by JumpinJehosaphat
Nov 23rd, 2008
12:39:52 PM
That's in a way a point I was making, but not getting into details. I don't think the how's or why's of the physics of a fictional world matter. Going into detail about such things seems pointless, as there is way too much assumption about what has come in between the now and the possible future. My approach to such fiction is to say, "There is something that exists in that world. I wonder how it does that?" I take it as a given that, somehow, some way, it works and makes sense for those people in that fiction to do whatever it is they're doing in that way. The fun comes from uncovering how it exists, and more importantly moves the story forward, not pouring over meaningless detail as to why it can't possibly be that way. Do people who don't understand aeronautics say a plane can't fly because it's big and metal? No, they tend to go, "Wow, that actually flies so there's got to be a reason behind what I'm seeing." Those people simply have the benefit of real science backing it up. What we know of things now, no... you can't build a ship on Earth. They obviously have a way to do it that works for them, however. But, as has been said before, this is all so much geeky masturbation. Ultimately, it's a compelling shot, and one that tells us about Kirk. That seems to be the real point of it all.
Well, this argument has about burned itself out...
by Bones
Nov 23rd, 2008
02:52:45 PM
And that is good. I am glad we all got a chance to vent and get our opinions out there. I said earlier in the year that the thing about real fandom that I love is that when it gets really heated, you see that people care about these things--no matter what side of an argument you are on. You see PASSION...which is always a good thing.

Here is to fandom, of all kinds--from the most casual to the total fanatic. It's what this site is all about.

The Founder
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 23rd, 2008
07:12:05 PM
no insult intended - on warp drive - size doesnt matter - entering warp is the same no matter what the size of the ship - or at least that was my understanding of it - and yeah, with the tech of trek getting a large ship off the ground is possible - it is sci fi afetr all - my point is that its easier for all involved to birth a ship that size in space rather than on the ground fighting gravity
jj's rebooting star wars next...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 23rd, 2008
07:21:37 PM
and the light sabers will be regular metal bladed swords that ignite into flames whenever the wielder yells "booya"
The Founder, on stucture int. fields...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 23rd, 2008
07:27:06 PM
in space, a ship that size moving very fast would be fine - because there is no drag in space - no gravity or atmospheric resistance - i assume those fields are for safety when entering a planets orbit and red alerts (battle, bombardment etc) - but not for going fast in space
I just wanna know if there will be another NASA/Paramount 69er
by Maniaq
Nov 23rd, 2008
07:29:21 PM
the first trailer seems to suggest it - seriously, NASA - that's who they wanna put up on a pedestal? What the fuck has NASA done but EPIC FAIL after FAIL for nearly 40 years now?

People have been mentioning the ISS - if you're interested, read this article about the Russian's ill-advised decision to make a space shuttle:

http://tinyurl.com/6npvou

I particularly like this bit:

"Still unfinished today, after a decade of efforts and dozens of assembly flights, the ISS could have been hauled into orbit (fully assembled) by only a few Energia boosters, had international partners adopted it into the program"

the galactica was built in space
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 23rd, 2008
07:37:25 PM
do you know how i know?... because its fucking huge - star destroyers are built in space... same reason - the cygnus? - built in space - enormous space ships that are never intended to touch land are built in space - this is a general sci fi rule - except for maybe the nostromo - it has something the others dont, landing gear - but in comparison, it wasnt all that big - why build in space? - less risk and more cost effective - now ill shut up - i hope this movie is awesome
JimmyJoe RedSky I gotcha.
by The Founder
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:35:16 PM
No gravitiy or drag in space, I get it, but I did google the purpose of the fields and they do serve the purpose of strengthning the hull. The Trek dictionary i was led to was long so I picked up points to back up my reasoning that a ship can indeed touch down or take off from a planet. It mentioned that the integrity fields are for a wide range purposes for aiding the hull strength, which includes the effects of gravity. I've watched enough episodes of Voyager where i saw the ship actually land and lift off from a planet. Sure you can debate the pros and cons of building a ship on planet or off, but it's just not that important to most people who's going to check it out for entertainment and nothing more.
Maybe
by a rolling stone
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:40:39 PM
Maybe they built pieces of the Enterprise on Earth, then went to space, then put it together like a jigsaw puzzle.
JimmyJoe RedSky are you referring to Star Destroyers form SW?
by The Founder
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:41:10 PM
Well unless I'm wrong on the definition of a SD, but I'm sure in episode 1 and 2 their were some Star Destroyers lifting off from a planet. I certainly remember a scene towards the end with the Storm troopers loading up while Chancellor Palpatine looked on as some SD's lifted off.
or maybe
by a rolling stone
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:41:34 PM
Maybe they've designed a new form of lifting large vehicles off planet, since it is set in the future, and their tech should be light-years beyond our understanding.
or maybe
by a rolling stone
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:42:10 PM
or maybe it's a fucking sci-fi film, and therefore doesn't need to be grounded in modern science, seeing as how none of this exists in real life.
or even maybe
by a rolling stone
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:42:54 PM
I'm so tired of worthless scriptgirl, I just keep posting to make sure she doesn't remain in the top posts. Who knows, right?
Another reason for the fields...
by Stunt Vocalist 709
Nov 23rd, 2008
08:43:03 PM
Lots of stuff floating around the vastness of space. Hitting a pebble at high velocity would be like mortar fire/getting shot. The structural integrity fields and their counterpart shields protect the ship.
nearly there rolling stone
by Maniaq
Nov 23rd, 2008
09:39:02 PM
tho I don't think this particular TB has much in the way of legs left...
hey Mori, how's that KICK ASS set report going?
by Maniaq
Nov 23rd, 2008
10:00:50 PM
jus wonderin... ok I really just wanna help rolling stone out here, ya got me
The Founder
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Nov 23rd, 2008
10:02:08 PM
i cant stay away - those ships in episodes 1,2,3 werent star destroyers... technically - i was referring to the ones from the ot - plus, thats star wars, which breaks all the laws of physics and science anyway (ships that fly like cars, toydarians, pod racing, carbon freezing humans, giant worms that live in space)... i love star wars, but it has more in common with the wizard of oz than it does with star trek - the more i argue my points, the more ridiculous i sound - i reread some of my other posts - you guys are right, im full of shit - i need another beer
JimmyJoe RedSky just enjoy the movie brother!
by The Founder
Nov 24th, 2008
12:37:47 AM
I don't think you sound ridiculas or are you full of shit. Just try not to take all this science and laws of blah blah serious. At the end of the day its just entertainment. Now i do want good entertainment but still it's just entetainment. As long as the main elements of Trek is there and Abbrams don't make any drastic changes then I'm fine with it, but mino changes and changes that will make trek more exciting and open it up to a wider audience then I say go for it. The truth is trek is fading and is at a standstill. Life has to be injected into the franchise if the fans want it to continue on. Fans have to learn to accept the changes, the new faces and whatever else is done to bring it back to the front. Sitting there and nitpicking everything apart isn't helpful. I could go on but I'm not. I like what I saw in the latest trailer and I'll see it on opening day.
I never understood the hate for Star Trek 5...
by Bill Clay
Nov 24th, 2008
01:30:14 AM
Sure, it was corny. But Mori's friend was right. It actually 'felt' like an episode of the original series. It wasn't a Star Wars caliber blockbuster, it was good old fashioned Trek done the old school way. I enjoyed it and remained puzzled to this day why it engendered so much venom.
It was butchered and cheap
by u.k. star
Nov 24th, 2008
02:25:38 AM
The script treated the characters like they were anything from 10 - 20 years younger than they really were.. It was, painfull, some of the things they were doing that they were clearly too old to be trying. Most infamous thing being Uhura's fan dance.

They got shafted on the effects, hey were incredibly poor, and whilst effects cannot make a good movie, bad ones can ruin one, Those effects took a lot of the potential joy out of it.

Anti climax. The end of the film was dissapointing. Again partly due to the effects, and as I recall themm shafting Shatner on hi s"flying demons" and all the other stuff that was meant to be trapped behind the barrier.

Oh there's a good story hiding in there, but it's far from allowed to be up on screen. Oh there's plenty of gravity in space, or we'd be on a dead planet travelling through space in some kind of straight line. The bigger something is the more it is affected. But thankfully, that argument is over. :)

Bill it WAS an episode - called The God Thing
by Maniaq
Nov 24th, 2008
04:16:07 AM
the very same episode they already did in The Motion Picture...

At the risk of reigniting this whole bloody argument about spaceships being built in space again, have you guys heard about this:

http://tinyurl.com/6hl4rg

A *FULL SCALE* Enterprise coming to a town near you - Mori, did you guys know about this??

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