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Finally, Hollywood Gives Us What We Deserve!! Another NUTTY PROFESSOR Movie Is Warming Up!!

Do people greenlight these things by Monkey Butler	Nov 18th, 2008 08:57:36 AM
Just to piss off people of normal intelligence?
How the mighty have fallen... by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Nov 18th, 2008 08:58:02 AM
Does anyone really want to see more fat people farting?
And by greenlight I mean by Monkey Butler	Nov 18th, 2008 08:58:43 AM
Even mention the words "nutty "professor" and "three" in the same sentence.
The Jerry Lewis original is great by Beezbo	Nov 18th, 2008 09:00:07 AM
I choose to forget that whole Klumps thing ever happened.
This franchise needs a reboot by Flyingcircus	Nov 18th, 2008 09:00:46 AM
Younger cast, more CGI. Right?
FAT SUIT!! FAT SUIT!! FAT SUIT!! by skimn	Nov 18th, 2008 09:00:56 AM
I'm buying stock in a foam latex supplier. Baker's gonna need a ton.
In the same year as tropic thunder by lex romero	Nov 18th, 2008 09:03:30 AM
had the fantastic fake trailer for "the fatties" we get a possible sequal to the real fatties film. Christ.
Eddie Murphy by unkempt_sock	Nov 18th, 2008 09:04:12 AM
hasn't been funny since 1987
We keep paying for crap so of course they'll by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Nov 18th, 2008 09:05:14 AM
serve us more. It's just like McDonalds. I admit I saw Norbit, but only because I had free passes for a theater that was closing, and that was all that was left. It had some funny moments, but no I would not have paid cash.
If he HAS to do a sequel... by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Nov 18th, 2008 09:05:55 AM
He should get Martin to write Bowfinger 2. That film is fucking genius, and he is genius in it. And its the only decent flick he's done since... fuck, i just looked at his wikipedia page... Bowfinger is the only great film he's done since Coming To America in 1988! How the fuck does this guy still have a career?
Grammaton... by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Nov 18th, 2008 09:07:52 AM
free tickets is not an excuse. Shame on you. ;)
The only one who "Met Dave" was Johnny Gill... by Mr. Profit	Nov 18th, 2008 09:09:18 AM
How you doing Eddie Murphy???
Let me guess: by DocPazuzu	Nov 18th, 2008 09:18:04 AM
Cuba Gooding Jr. plays his entire farting family?
ASIAN GIRLS (sequel to WHITE GIRLS) by turketron	Nov 18th, 2008 09:20:14 AM
MAKE IT HAPPEN
LIL' MAN 2: LIL WOMAN by turketron	Nov 18th, 2008 09:21:01 AM
MAKE IT HAPPEN
And yes... by DocPazuzu	Nov 18th, 2008 09:21:43 AM
...Bowfinger is sheer genius.
PLUTO NASH 3: WE SKIPPED THE SEQUEL by turketron	Nov 18th, 2008 09:21:47 AM
MAKE IT HAPPEN
Eddie Murphy by skimn	Nov 18th, 2008 09:23:41 AM
"I'm the dude, playing the dude, being played by the dude, who's played by Eddie Murphy...in a fat suit." It's kinda sad actually. If you remember the first one, Eddie portrayed a rather touching character. Covered in latex he had a lot to convey with his eyes and body language.
NORBIT 2 by turketron	Nov 18th, 2008 09:24:04 AM
This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGG GGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU-------!!!!!
w/Keenan Thompson & direct to video by PoopAgoose	Nov 18th, 2008 09:27:56 AM
w/a 10 mil budget, w/a finger puppet tie-in's @ burger king,leading to a saturday morning cartoon on the CW.
I blame all of you Talkbackers who've actually seen one by JackRabbitSlim	Nov 18th, 2008 09:29:05 AM
Having not seen any of the Nutty Professor films - I shift the blame to all of those who have seen it. Liked it - loathed it - you still added to the potential demand. Now - lick it up.
Didn't Lewis at one time consider an actual sequal in the 80's by Crimson Dynamo	Nov 18th, 2008 09:29:48 AM
with Joe Piscopo? He used to be able to do a dead-on Kelp impersonation
The first one was good by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Nov 18th, 2008 09:36:22 AM
I never saw the sequels. I didn't have a free pass I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_loo ki ng_for : )
2 Girls, 1 Nutty Professor by Stuntcock Mike	Nov 18th, 2008 09:36:49 AM
Lick sack
The Fatties Fart 3 by Nasty In The Pasty	Nov 18th, 2008 09:36:52 AM
"In France..." [loud flatulence] "...they consider it a compliment!"
Enough with the Nutty Professor franchise by Josh Acid	Nov 18th, 2008 09:42:11 AM
When the eff are they going to resurrect those Francis the Talking Mule movies?! I'm a taxpayer, and I demand it.
The Man aint Punkin Shit by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET	Nov 18th, 2008 09:59:43 AM
Trends get old and corny, fashions become fopar.. Fuck I can't belive I said that shit. Black Trends hit themselves in the face harder than the rest. Parachute pants, Ebonics, Z Cuts, Logo cuts in hair, Eraser Head, Bling, Gold in mouth, Fros, Gangster Rap. Todays Musical talking about nothing but material, rides, money, pussy and weed. Fuck I see motherfuckers wearing snow boots with fur on it and shit, fucking super pocket vests that look like flack jackets and shit, Hats floating on top of the head. Black culture and trends try too hard to be edgy and the shit- shits on itself. It may take 10 years or so for everyone to agree on it being real fucking dumb and ridiculous. Lets see Cube wear the handkerchief around his neck or head now, or Eddie wear that duck tape purple whatever the fuck it is outfit.. with that dumb ass line running through his head.
could someone post eddie's address by palewook	Nov 18th, 2008 10:02:06 AM
so i could pay eddie back for all he's given the world. by shitting in an envelope and mailing it to him...
Eddie "Damn this child support is killing me " Murphy by skimn	Nov 18th, 2008 10:13:43 AM
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
The Nutty Professor vs. The Absent-Minded Professor! by rev_skarekroe	Nov 18th, 2008 10:16:56 AM
What happens when you make a fat suit out of flubber? Find out, Christmas 2009!
Beverly Hills Cop 4 by enderandrew	Nov 18th, 2008 10:27:39 AM
This is why he turned it down. He was just waiting for another fat suit role.
Think i just threw up a little in my mouth by ribbitking	Nov 18th, 2008 10:31:33 AM
I'm still waiting on another Fattys sequel with Jack Black.
And this is why . . . by SkidMarkedUndies	Nov 18th, 2008 10:36:29 AM
our economy is in the crapper. Wasteful spending.
I SPY 2 by kingoflight	Nov 18th, 2008 10:38:00 AM
At least the first one was good...ish
?!?!?!?! by des.nibelung	Nov 18th, 2008 10:39:33 AM
Why O' Lord Why? does he really need the $$$ that friggen bad?
Give Eddie some credit, he fucked Mel B by theycallmemrglass	Nov 18th, 2008 10:40:43 AM
It was proven. Seriously, everyone has decline. Thats why there is such a thing called "in their prime". Sometimes they can still turn out a good un (Eddie did it in Dreamgirls). They been there done that, now they just try to adpat with the times with varying success like Stallone, Harrison, Martin etc. its called getting older. Oh and Jerry lewis fucking rules as the Nutty professor.
Did you not see Tropic Thunder? by thinboyslim.	Nov 18th, 2008 10:45:09 AM
Jack Black's characters rip-off of The Klumps, The Fatties? Did you just sit there confused or did you laugh along with the rest of the audience so you didn't look stupid?
Doesn't Lewis get some dime from these? by skimn	Nov 18th, 2008 10:45:48 AM
Didn't he get a co-producer credit?
hey thinboyslim stole what i was going to say.... by awesomebri	Nov 18th, 2008 10:49:52 AM
I think tropic thunder said it all really.
MY EYES! BLIND! by kravmaguffin	Nov 18th, 2008 11:15:59 AM
I WISH I WAS BLIND!
-fart- by Cedar_Room	Nov 18th, 2008 11:25:14 AM
-belch- -fat guy eats cake then breaks chair he's sitting on- "Universal sir, the script is done"
What happened to the Harry Potter story? by D.Vader	Nov 18th, 2008 11:39:06 AM
There was a link up last night to the new Harry Potter trailer. WTF was it taken down?
Don't get mad at Eddie... by Big DM	Nov 18th, 2008 11:39:18 AM
If someone is willing to pay him millions to put on a fat suit again...and NORBIT made him cry all the way to the bank...
Murphy does not exist in this dojo by Cobra--Kai	Nov 18th, 2008 11:44:51 AM
Yeah Scary Spice is all woman, so I certainly appreciate how Murphy might have wanted to jump in there. Denying paternity isn't cool however - the child might not want for money but it'll certainly want for a Father. Anyway, back to movies - anyone seen HOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE? The funniest Eddie Murphy movie to not actually feature Eddie Murphy. If you've seen it you'll know what im getting at - if you haven't then give it a rent, you won't regret it!
Hollywood Shuffle by Screwbini	Nov 18th, 2008 11:52:43 AM
I second that recommendation. Brilliant satire from Robert Townsend and, although a bit dated, still relevant and hilarious! (Loved how the producers were looking for something "Murphy-esque")
directed by Bret Ratner!! by Datascream	Nov 18th, 2008 12:08:02 PM
you heard it here first!
Finally. by The Reluctant Austinite	Nov 18th, 2008 12:24:35 PM
Now when can we get the follow up to "Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas."
THE FATTIES!!!!!!! by Orionsangels	Nov 18th, 2008 12:33:03 PM

The first was great. The second was horrific. by Mr Nicholas	Nov 18th, 2008 12:43:32 PM
Not excited about this at all.
Is it a "reboot" or a "reimagining"? by Royston Lodge	Nov 18th, 2008 12:59:57 PM
Damn. I'm funny.
Eddie Murphy = GENIUS by Mosquito March	Nov 18th, 2008 01:07:10 PM
As sad as it is that we won't get anything out of the guy on the order of BEVERLY HILLS COP or even a movie like LIFE from him anymore, I am coming to view Eddie Murphy's current output as its own kind of genius. He chooses what must be the absolute worst scripts/concepts floating around Hollywood - and then plays those roles to the hilt, always giving 110%. There's almost an Ed Wood kind of naivety to the badness going on here, and I actually find myself genuinely laughing at it. Because, while I know that this is the worst that comedy can possibly get, it's totally unselfconscious about it. I watched NORBIT on cable with my brother a couple months ago, and we were losing our fucking minds over it. Granted, I'd been up for about 22 hours at that point, but I haven't laughed that hard since I saw I AM SAM. It succeeded as comedy despite itself. Eddie Murphy is the Robert De Niro of stupid comedies.
No one has said it yet. So I will. by xevoid	Nov 18th, 2008 01:10:43 PM
The Nutty Professor 3 vs the Fatties. Jack Black in the same film with Eddie Murphy. I mean, the trailer for the Fatties was funny because everyone knew it was so over the top. yet it was a fucking hilarious trailer. I'm drunk, having had a few too many red bull and vodkas, here in Bangkok, after having my cock sucked earlier tonight. That being said, I think they should simply Go there. Eddie and Jack, together again, for the first time. fat people and flatulence. A movie about farting. See, the thing is, farts are presented as side humor. The odd "oops" moment that drops unexpectedly into any scene. There's something to be said about that. But Why not present a fart as the main course? Even a Queeve as an Hour' Dourvre? Although that may be a bit far afield. But a movie about farts...Everyone played by either Jack Black or Eddie? It would be a play on the fake trailer and Eddies crappy movies and it would probably rock. After a movie about a bunch of talking Chihuahuas that turned out surprisingly well, I can hold my breath for a well done movie about flatulence. Oscars all around!
No one has said it yet. So I will. by xevoid	Nov 18th, 2008 01:11:17 PM
The Nutty Professor 3 vs the Fatties. Jack Black in the same film with Eddie Murphy. I mean, the trailer for the Fatties was funny because everyone knew it was so over the top. yet it was a fucking hilarious trailer. I'm drunk, having had a few too many red bull and vodkas, here in Bangkok, after having my cock sucked earlier tonight. That being said, I think they should simply Go there. Eddie and Jack, together again, for the first time. fat people and flatulence. A movie about farting. See, the thing is, farts are presented as side humor. The odd "oops" moment that drops unexpectedly into any scene. There's something to be said about that. But Why not present a fart as the main course? Even a Queeve as an Hour' Dourvre? Although that may be a bit far afield. But a movie about farts...Everyone played by either Jack Black or Eddie? It would be a play on the fake trailer and Eddies crappy movies and it would probably rock. After a movie about a bunch of talking Chihuahuas that turned out surprisingly well, I can hold my breath for a well done movie about flatulence. Oscars all around!
No one has said it yet. So I will. by xevoid	Nov 18th, 2008 01:12:23 PM
The Nutty Professor 3 vs the Fatties. Jack Black in the same film with Eddie Murphy. I mean, the trailer for the Fatties was funny because everyone knew it was so over the top. yet it was a fucking hilarious trailer. I'm drunk, having had a few too many red bull and vodkas, here in Bangkok, after having my cock sucked earlier tonight. That being said, I think they should simply Go there. Eddie and Jack, together again, for the first time. fat people and flatulence. A movie about farting. See, the thing is, farts are presented as side humor. The odd "oops" moment that drops unexpectedly into any scene. There's something to be said about that. But Why not present a fart as the main course? Even a Queeve as an Hour' Dourvre? Although that may be a bit far afield. But a movie about farts...Everyone played by either Jack Black or Eddie? It would be a play on the fake trailer and Eddies crappy movies and it would probably rock. After a movie about a bunch of talking Chihuahuas that turned out surprisingly well, I can hold my breath for a well done movie about flatulence. Oscars all around!
No one has said it yet. So I will. by xevoid	Nov 18th, 2008 01:12:30 PM
The Nutty Professor 3 vs the Fatties. Jack Black in the same film with Eddie Murphy. I mean, the trailer for the Fatties was funny because everyone knew it was so over the top. yet it was a fucking hilarious trailer. I'm drunk, having had a few too many red bull and vodkas, here in Bangkok, after having my cock sucked earlier tonight. That being said, I think they should simply Go there. Eddie and Jack, together again, for the first time. fat people and flatulence. A movie about farting. See, the thing is, farts are presented as side humor. The odd "oops" moment that drops unexpectedly into any scene. There's something to be said about that. But Why not present a fart as the main course? Even a Queeve as an Hour' Dourvre? Although that may be a bit far afield. But a movie about farts...Everyone played by either Jack Black or Eddie? It would be a play on the fake trailer and Eddies crappy movies and it would probably rock. After a movie about a bunch of talking Chihuahuas that turned out surprisingly well, I can hold my breath for a well done movie about flatulence. Oscars all around!
I spend a good portion of each day avoiding by Reelheed	Nov 18th, 2008 01:13:26 PM
...anything that would make me deserving of another nutty professor film.
xevoid by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Nov 18th, 2008 01:24:53 PM
Red Bulls and Vodka, and blowjobs in Bangkok? For real? Damn. I no longer deserve this handle....you do. I can email you the password information.
I dug those flicks, so I approve. by Shermdawg	Nov 18th, 2008 01:25:28 PM
May I suggest KLUMPS ON VACATION?
And you shit on Ratner for Beverly Hills Cop 4? by tempurasan	Nov 18th, 2008 01:37:18 PM
At this point, Ratner may be too good for Murphy. OH Eddie, how you have fallen.
I miss Delerious and Comedian Eddie Murphy by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Nov 18th, 2008 01:38:05 PM
Are there any homosexuals here? No? Goooood. Let's talk about them. Stuff you just can't say today without someone getting offended. Political correctness has killed our humor. I'm Irish, here's one for you. What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Big Momma Fatsuit jokes are L A M E by Eyegore	Nov 18th, 2008 01:39:22 PM
How did this ever catch on? Why is it part of The Nutty Professor? The only thing this 'franchise' needs is to be left to die, or if they MUST make another, make a complete reboot based on the original, without eddie murphy or anyone like him.
Vampire in Brooklyn 2 by chewyou812	Nov 18th, 2008 01:42:57 PM
Fuck why not, right? I think Hollywood should be forced to go sequel/remake free for one year, force these lazy fucks to come up with some new material. Oh, well, I can dream right . . .
This is where Murphy's career took a left turn by Charlie_Allnut	Nov 18th, 2008 01:48:53 PM
After BHC3 bombed he came back w/ NP which was a hit, so he just kept going with that template...and Eddie Murphy as we knew him died. I guess its either this or Dr. Doolittle 10, Norbit 2, or Pluto Nash 2D!
DON CHEADLE IN FATSUIT!!! DON CHEADLE IN FATSUIT!!! by spidermanfreak20	Nov 18th, 2008 01:55:32 PM
HERE IT IS THE NUTTY PROFESSOR 3 (unspace where neccesary) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =mnhyLno8Qto
Nutty Professor 3 Pitch Inside by spidermanfreak20	Nov 18th, 2008 01:56:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =mnhyLno8Qto (UNSPACE WHERE NECCESARY) DON CHEADLE IN FATSUIT!!
THE KLUMPS FART IN WHITE HOUSE! by spidermanfreak20	Nov 18th, 2008 01:57:48 PM
DON CHEADLE IN FATSUIT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =mnhyLno8Qto
DON CHEADLE IN FATSUIT=BOX OFFICE! by spidermanfreak20	Nov 18th, 2008 01:59:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =mnhyLno8Qto Unspace between the equal sign!
HARRY KNOWLES CAN PLAY EVIL ADVISOR! by spidermanfreak20	Nov 18th, 2008 02:01:48 PM
Come on guys Seth Rogen and Harry Knowles? Harry slipping the juice in the soup because DON CHEADLE IN FATSUIT! used to pick on him! COME ON AICN LET'S GET THIS TURD ROLLING! WITH KNOWLES AS MASTERMIND. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =mnhyLno8Qto
Eddie behaved badly by thegreatwhatzit	Nov 18th, 2008 02:24:07 PM
at the Oscar ceremony when he was denied an award for DREAMGIRLS. Another career handicap. I'm speculating that his next choice of scripts will be THE STEVE URKEL STORY. Prepare for bellylaughs when Eddie, as Urkel, lierally bumps into Jaleel White (cameo). Whatever happend to Mr. White? He must be working conventions, amusements parks or whatever.
Um, wasn't this... by Anna Valerious	Nov 18th, 2008 02:34:24 PM
...supposedly an animated version that was to feature Jerry Lewis?
To the dude who said... by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Nov 18th, 2008 02:55:39 PM
"Eddie Murphy is the Robert De Niro of stupid comedies." Fucking Robert De Niro is the Robert De Niro of stupid comedies.
"the klumps vs. decepticons" by brandon11	Nov 18th, 2008 03:22:47 PM
not funny. none of eddie murphys movies are worth seeing. awful. how many fat suit moveis can you make? didnt that norbit movie have a fat suit too? fuck him. fuck nutty professor. i WOULD however pay to see Megatron destroy the klumps... micheal bay? screw him too. (disregarding eddie murphys standup and snl work)
We don't need this by hallmitchell	Nov 18th, 2008 03:38:59 PM
I thought Eddie was retiring from films? How could a star with that much clout make that much garbage? Wasted years.
Jerry Lewis IS the nutty professor by Gorgomel	Nov 18th, 2008 03:50:11 PM
period
Eddie's transvestite hookers should be cast... by JackPumpkinhead	Nov 18th, 2008 04:28:36 PM
With them, it would really be a nutty professor - if you know what I mean, Beavis, hur hur hur.
3 words; CUBA GOODING Jnr by Rex Manning	Nov 18th, 2008 04:54:07 PM

I want a Jack Black 'Fatties' movie by Heckles	Nov 18th, 2008 05:01:24 PM
Terrible.
There is a New Nutty Professor Movie Nov. 25th: by Maegnarval	Nov 18th, 2008 05:10:04 PM
It's CG Animated & has Jerry Lewis, as Julius Kelp, now a Grandfather, & Drake Bell, playing his Grandson!! Bit more info here: http://tinyurl.com/6plgdq
Screw this, make BOWFINGER PART DEUX! by Redfoot the Fence	Nov 18th, 2008 08:44:06 PM
That way, Eddie Murphy AND Steve Martin could be funny again...
Nutty Professor 3 - The Ballsackening by G100	Nov 18th, 2008 08:55:22 PM

This time we get a Vietnamese in a White fat suit. by Damien Chowder	Nov 18th, 2008 09:30:47 PM

But it's still Murphy playing the Vietnamese playing a white fat by Damien Chowder	Nov 18th, 2008 09:32:13 PM

EDDIE MURPHY GOTTA EAT by sleepyvillain	Nov 18th, 2008 09:44:10 PM

if you want your mega-fatsuit crossover by the milf lover	Nov 18th, 2008 11:01:37 PM
throw the Wayans in there and make it The Klumps vs The Fatties vs White Chicks...
Don't Do it Eddie! Dignity! by Larry of Arabia	Nov 18th, 2008 11:29:39 PM
Cut the high concept crap and just be funny.
Eddie, get your edge back! by otm shank	Nov 18th, 2008 11:47:10 PM
Kick this shit to the curb, and go back to some stand-up. Then make another concert movie. Then Bowfinger 2. Then BHC4. Then another herm hooker.
Even The Nutty Professor by dirtsandwich	Nov 19th, 2008 12:40:18 AM
is gonna see the movie that will be fucking his eyeballs in 2009, Avatar.
No, YOU said a Polar Bear Heater by Crimson Dynamo	Nov 19th, 2008 09:51:49 AM
I said an ALASKAN Polar Bear Heater
Another Nutty Professor is EXACTLY what you fucking finoiks dese by Dashing Roger	Nov 19th, 2008 10:04:43 AM
Another Nutty Professor is EXACTLY what you fucking finoiks deserve. Go piss up a flagpole.
lame by Series7	Nov 19th, 2008 11:16:12 AM

Never liked Jerry Lewis.... by Darth Macchio	Nov 19th, 2008 12:55:40 PM
"Frank Sinatra? DEAD. Sammy Davis Jr.? DEAD. Dean Martin? DEAD. But Jerry Lewis still has a full head of black hair!" I think that sums it up. CGI mutherfucker! CGI!!!!!
The turd that will not flush... by quantize	Nov 20th, 2008 01:35:02 AM
...
LEONARD: PART 5 - Fuck it, work backwards! by Cletus Van Damme	Nov 20th, 2008 08:36:47 AM
And have a Coke a and a smile!
Micheal Andrews as Nutty Professor by LeftFoot	Nov 23rd, 2008 08:46:32 AM
I read something about a singer/writer named Micheal Andrews doing a version of Nutty Professor. Andrews is an incredible crooner. The "nerd opposite" character would be ultra cool without the meanness. And he could really sing.
holy fucking titlicking shit.....you just can't be SERIOUS by The Amazing G	Nov 25th, 2008 05:21:46 AM
the only good thing about the second one was the blond chick's bra

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