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TERMINATOR Boys To Script XXX III??

Show of hands- Who cares? by Flim Springfield	Nov 16th, 2008 11:48:07 PM

MOTHER OF FUCK by drturing	Nov 16th, 2008 11:49:10 PM
they let the dudes who wrote Catwoman write a Terminator movie?
gay porn by gusradio	Nov 16th, 2008 11:53:12 PM
They'll need to watch a lot of it, in order to top the last two XXX films.
This, decidedly, isn't cool news by Thrillho77	Nov 16th, 2008 11:53:35 PM
XXX movies have never been interesting. Unless you mean the actual GENRE - and not the Vin Diesel vehicles.
"From the writers of Catwoman...." by Paul T. Ryan	Nov 16th, 2008 11:54:35 PM
Put that on the poster and this'll make even less than the second XXX!
The Game? by BadMrWonka	Nov 16th, 2008 11:56:16 PM
how did they sneak in that great movie with all the stinkers? I'm convinced Fincher rewrote it...no way these dildos came up with all that great stuff...
Paul T..... by grandadmiralsnackbar	Nov 17th, 2008 12:01:46 AM
Damn it, I had the same idea. Why would anyone want to see a sequel with that mouthbreather Vin Diesel? Has anyone seen "Find Me Guilty"? It makes the Jerry Lewis/Holocaust Clown movie look like an Ari Gold-chosen project. Besides, nothing will beat the creativity of XXX 2. Nothing says humorous like a nerdy white President quoting Tupac!
I'd rather... by JethroBodine	Nov 17th, 2008 12:05:35 AM
I'd rather take a Rorschach Test comprised of looking at the skidmark stains in Harry's underwear for the last 10 years than watch a Triple X3 Movie!
I'm telling you guys, they need to call it Triple Triple X by Holodigm	Nov 17th, 2008 12:39:52 AM
xXxxXxxXx
CATWOMAN!!!!!!! by alice 13	Nov 17th, 2008 12:40:08 AM
they actually admit to doing that?
alice 13 by Mace13	Nov 17th, 2008 12:57:54 AM
Lets get together and make a 26. ;)
First time I've heard someone else say "Mother of fuck." by sonic3305	Nov 17th, 2008 12:58:39 AM
Most excellent. XXX III, not so much.
And Catwoman? by Mace13	Nov 17th, 2008 01:01:21 AM
Thats one of the very few movies that I couldn't finish watching because it was so bad. Usually i'll finish anything even if it is bad. I turned it off about half way thru. I don't know how it ends and I don't care.
straight to dvd by wash	Nov 17th, 2008 01:34:36 AM
you know it.
"The return of Xander Cage" by ElPaw	Nov 17th, 2008 02:37:07 AM
How pretentiously shitty is that title?
who the fuck is Xander Cage... by awesomebri	Nov 17th, 2008 04:25:03 AM
like I know who he is based on all the given information but who gives a shit.
I'm Xander Cage! by loserguy3000	Nov 17th, 2008 04:29:05 AM
...seriously, no. Remember the first movie (which Harry loved so much) when they put that little aside, showing the spy in the tuxedo getting killed? Remember how XXX was going to replace James Bond, about how much more 'edgy' he was, and how Vinny was the next Arnold? Remember how confident they were? After all, James Bond was 'yesterday'. Speaking of yesterday, how much did Quantum of Solace open to? $70.4 million? Not bad for a 40+ year old franchise with over 20 sequels... Xander who? Who the fuck cares!! Anyway, go play Gears of War 2 if you want MINDLESS, UNRELENTING ACTION!!! http://tinyurl.com/5fuuk7
xXx III : Fuck, We're Desperate. by MaxCalifornia.	Nov 17th, 2008 06:01:40 AM

and no one gives a shit.... by Gungan Slayer	Nov 17th, 2008 06:10:43 AM
seriously, xxx 3? Who the fuck cares?
They wrote The Game? by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Nov 17th, 2008 06:23:24 AM
I thought Andrew Kevin Walker wrote it. The finished script for The Game CANNOT be written by the same guys who wrote the script for Catwoman.
after a little jaunt to wikipedia... by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Nov 17th, 2008 06:30:13 AM
Andrew Kevin Walker's rewrite of The Game was uncredited. Consider me: validated! lol
Ummmmm... by KarmicRelief	Nov 17th, 2008 06:39:09 AM
What the hell is 33?
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Nov 17th, 2008 06:49:14 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
Ah poor Vin... by I AM ROCKO	Nov 17th, 2008 07:10:06 AM
...What happended to your career? So good in Pitch Black, so bad in everything else. Does anyone in world want a XXX sequel?
The Game by kwisatzhaderach	Nov 17th, 2008 07:24:32 AM
Great film. Holds up really well.
loserguy3000 by spud mcspud	Nov 17th, 2008 07:36:25 AM
Had there been no Jason Bourne trilogy, you'd have never got the Daniel Craig Bond, which is basically a British clone of Jason Bourne. The Bond franchise has been picking over the bones of lesser franchises ever since Tomorrow Never dies, where they decided the fantastic Pierce Brosnan (who was AWESOME in GOLDENEYE) would be better off as a bad Roger Moore, and proceeded to make him such in the next three movies. That nailed his coffin shut as a decent Bond. Bond is only any good now because it's too busy trying not to be Bond, but Bourne. Aaaaaaaanywaaaaaay... Anyone else remember the halcyon days of the 1980s, when action movies didn't have to be great to be entertaining? Holy fuck, have you guys seen COMMANDO lately? Or RAMBO 2? xXx fits squarely into these categories: you may think it's shit, but you're watching them from the wrong perspective. Daniel Craig and the Bond franchise owners may want you to think that Bond is up there with Dostoeyevsky and Sartre, but it's a pulp character based on pulp books that were fun but forgettable. Daniel Craig tries to give it so much gravitas that even Judi Dench has given up and is giving the series the kind of camp archness it depserately needs. It's DARK KNIGHT syndrome: the more painfully earnest a movie is, the more fucking boring it is. You're JAMES BOND! you're BATMAN! Fucking LIGHTEN UP! The best thing in TDK was also the one having the MOST FUCKING FUN! LIGHTEN UP AND ENTERTAIN US!!! I'm gonna watch xXx the way I watched the first one: on Saturday night, with a bunch of mates, a pizza and some beers. It's harmless, entertaining schlock: it doesn't have to be Shakespeare! True, the second one was abysmal - mainly due to shorter, fatter, much less able to act Cube at the beginning of his sell-out phase - but the first xXx rocked, and the James Bond joke at the beginning was just that: A JOKE. It's an action movie guys - you're meant to fucking ENJOY IT, not over-analyse it to the point that you watch it as some Nietschzean treatise on the soul of man! I want to see Vin fucking over Samuel L Jackson, hot Euro chicks, a villain anywhere as cool as Marton Csokas was, better extreme stunts, a MUCH better tag line for the hero (because "Welcome to the Xander Zone!" was SHIT, and you KNOW it was, Cohen!), and all around a bigger, more epic scope to the movie. It's xXx. It's not TRYING to be Bourne, Bond or Batman: it's its own animal. If you want your over-earnest bollocks from the likes of Bale, Nolan, Craig and the rest, fine: go enjoy it. But don't go running down a franchise that isn't half as fucking pretentious as most of the shite masquerading as high art out there right now.
Anyway... by spud mcspud	Nov 17th, 2008 07:40:25 AM
Marton Csokas in xXx could take on both villains from the two Daniel Craig BONDs with one arm behind his back. Without both arms, if he were the rock-hard Templar Guy de Lusignan he played in KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. Marton Csokas is the kind of person you NEED as a bond villain, not fucking card players and estate agents. Oh, some fucker's buying up Mayfair, oh, some fucker's lost all his employer's money playing fucking poker! Who cares? What the hell happened to destroying the fucking world?!?! "You're not even fully evil. You're half-evil. You're like the Diet Coke of evil."
spud mcspud... by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Nov 17th, 2008 08:07:24 AM
The difference between xxx and 80's flicks like Commando is the fact that the 80's flicks knew that they were stupid, which made them immensely more entertaining. Cohen and Diesel actually think xxx is fuck'n cool. Which makes xxx not entertaining, but dull, lifeless and sad. Diesels only ever been good in Saving Private Ryan. He'd probably be good in that Dirty Dozen-type flick Stallone is making. But just as long as he never sticks his peepers in xray goggles and shakes with rage again, I'm happy.
XXX III 1/2: The final insult. by Diagnostic	Nov 17th, 2008 08:13:12 AM
Cant wait 25years for Din Viesel to reprise the role in the fasion of Stalone and Rocky Balboa.
"it doesn't have to be Shakespeare" by Lost Jarv	Nov 17th, 2008 08:36:02 AM
Stupidest, wankest, most pathetic excuse for execrable film making ever. XXX was rotten.
However, by Lost Jarv	Nov 17th, 2008 08:38:10 AM
I did like the idea of launching a submarine killing machine from the Land locked Czech Republic. That took a special kind of brainlessness.
Why is this deemed "cool news" but not... by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Nov 17th, 2008 08:42:51 AM
Christopher McQuarrie signing on to write two new flicks, one which is The Champions with Guillermo del Toro? And del Toro is teaming with The Henson Co. for a stop-motion Pinocchio? Surely both those are "cooler" than a fucking xxx sequel!
Porn: Part Three by YotzVonFrelnik	Nov 17th, 2008 08:48:52 AM

Terminator porn? by Curious Jorge	Nov 17th, 2008 11:44:07 AM

They're also writing BeastMaster 5: Beneath the Loin Cloth by HarryBlackPotter	Nov 17th, 2008 02:15:13 PM
Then they'll be writing Leprechaun 9: The Mole Men. Seriously, I was hoping that the script would be half decent, but since hearing that McFuck didn't want James Cameron to read it, I'm getting a really bad feeling about this movie. I hope I'm wrong but this movie could suck more than a Dyson.
Shit people teaming up to do a shit film. Perfect! by Damien Chowder	Nov 17th, 2008 02:37:19 PM
Wine Oil is a half dimensional- one quarter talented pig's stool. He is revisiting his couple of shit films this early in his career! What the fuck did he did? Did he violate Mother Teressa's corps in front of god or something? No he is just shit. I will deliver a steaming turd to any cinema that dare shows this stupid film.
Pacifier 2: Dooty Calls by TylerDurden3395	Nov 17th, 2008 03:12:48 PM

XXX nuked the fridge! by Second Try	Nov 17th, 2008 03:44:48 PM

XXX nuked the fridge! by Second Try	Nov 17th, 2008 03:44:57 PM
This reaks of suck!
I'm sorry but... by spectrebeeyatch	Nov 17th, 2008 04:02:54 PM
The guy bitching about recent Bond baddies not having extreme plots. I find this refreshing because if every movie had a baddie trying to blow up the planet, it would get dull. xXx sucked the action was horrible and the character was pointless. Also you want to talk about lame bad guys the group name was Anarchy 99... Shitty.
xXx: I I I [The Gay Porn shoot] by ThaJackaL	Nov 17th, 2008 05:25:24 PM
Starring that queer guy from Pitch Black (The only half good movie he's ever done!) Vin Diesel! Guess ICE Cube was to busy with The Barbershop 3 or something.
Oh, and why the fuck is a writer from the movie CATWOMAN involve by ThaJackaL	Nov 17th, 2008 05:26:50 PM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THE WB HIGHER UP people smoking crack now? Oh wait they did give the green light to Singerman Returns, and they want to keep Brandon Routh even tho the next SUPERMAN movie is going to be a reboot! HA! FUCKING MORONS!!!! Someone needs to clean house at the WB.
Great news! by Midnightxpress	Nov 18th, 2008 05:40:27 AM
This will keep these talentless hacks away from properties I care about.
New Terminator will be shit by DIBARAHMAN	Nov 18th, 2008 05:14:59 PM
It was fucked as soon as McG was announced he was going to direct it. Why does anyone expect it to be of any quality. this is the dick who directed Charlies Angels. Whereas we have had a great trailer for Star Trek, all we've had of T5, are Blurry action shots a la Quantum of Solace. And who really gives a fuck about XXX. They were all shit. I am starting to think that a lot of people who come onto AICN are being subjected to some Jedi mind trick, because, where AICN used to be quite on the ball, now it is just sucking dick.

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