Guess there's no need for foreplay then? Sigh...

B-13 U and Max Manus have me salivating.

I won't watch Audition. I just can't stomach that torture stuff beyond what Scorsese did in Casino.

Ask Pillow for details.

And what was the true story about ScriptGirl that Mavra revealed for all of us?

. Obviously I haven't touched her since.

We, the warciples, pledged to follow their manliness in everything we do.

There are others that represent the CoC: Kurt Russell, the fatso pony tailed one, Tony Jaa and FLAMING LEG KICKS, The Brim, The Wick (Warwick Davis), the mighty Bear..etc.

All hail 2for2true....

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vader, Pillow or Jarv or HOD can give you the skinny on CoC. Just know it centers around a love of all things Kurt,Burt,Bruce,Tony and others. It requires declaring pencil jihad on all deserving shitheels, and adhering to the teachings of 2for2true.

Shoots alligator: "You're luggage!"

Lo, when I did arrive, I found that you have not updated for many, many moons. No comments may be added therein until you have gotten your tuchas back to approve them. I was resigned to show our dedication by posting in a 2 year-old-blog.

Is that any way to appreciate one of your truly dedicated fan bases? This situation should be amended ASAP.

. Just a thought!

I have faith.

It was some other asshat that went by AnakinsDiapers If I remember correctly.

What happened was that Anni got all proddy one night and was shooting his mouth off So Liberal Warrior and I proceded to knock his dick in the dirt.

He took acception and threatened to use his magical internet powers to come to our houses and beat us silly, because he's 6'4" and a master of martial arts.

I gave him all the info he needed and then he disappeared. I think his adult group home restricted his computer access.

That was the one time I had an exchange with Anakin and he seemed okay. Just a little trigger happy. I wasn't around that day you guys got into it with him.

. Ha! I scoff at his name

I can do crazy.

Thanks for giving the update on Malloy. I thought maybe Dirk's pod people had struck again and I don't know where ThereWolf is for an exorcism.

your religion is an illusion. I weep for your dick blood.

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I thought that cats name was Anikens diapers but you could be right.

Where the penis enters the body at the base of the shaft, they say there are 2-3 internal inches on most men. They can snip the tendons and slide it out more and it supposedly has no effect the strength of the penis. Sounds a bit scary. They say you have to wait 60 days to have sex again. Thats even scarier.

1. Penis stretches. This one is very simple. Just take your flaccid penis and stretch it as far out in front of your body as it will go. Do it gently and gradually and hold it there for thirty seconds. Rest ten seconds between sets and repeat this at least ten times.

2. Jelqing. This is another great technique for rookies. Get your penis halfway erect, apply lubrication, and grip it tightly at the base with the thumb and forefinger of one hand. Slowly slide that hand up the shaft toward the tip, pushing as much blood into your penis as possible. When you reach the tip, immediately grip the base the same way using the other hand and repeat. Do this nonstop for ten minutes.

3. Ulis. This is a great exercise to increase girth. It is also very easy and does not take much time. Achieve a full erection and grip the base of your penis the same way you would if you were jelqing. Squeeze as hard as you can without causing discomfort. Your penis shaft should swell and your penis head should get big and shiny. Hold for ten seconds and rest for ten seconds. Repeat this three or four times.

Do this routine every other day and make sure you warm your penis up before each workout by wrapping it in a hot washcloth for five minutes.

4. A larger penis can be achieved with the use of penis enhancers. There are many forms of penis enhancement products such as pills, patches and topical oils. However, one unique product that can produce significant results and makes use of the body's natural abilities comes in the form of a liquid called super-vir www.super-vir.com

Always remember, if you are not satisfied with what you were born with, it is never too late to do something about it!

I forgot about that othr nut jub, Media Messia, what fruitcake that dude is.

Terry, here's my dump box email: Xiphos0311@yahoo put something in the title that I'll recognize as you and I'll send the stories if you want them.

LAter, Xiphos. I'll probably be back in a little while.

TerryMalloy, you are an interesting fellow. After you finish reading Xiphos' stuff, mine are on a public website, if you feel like taking a look. Xiphos can give you that address. I'm risking becoming a spammer here posting it so much!

Later!

From time to time, he partakes in the warciple ways and then slowly, through madness, reverts back to the blasphemous ways of 'old' Terry.

The CoC was always willing to open their doors to them, to be proud of who they are in the open. But alas, Terry has taken the wrong turn at Albuquerque.

All because I posted the 2for2true 'discovery' thread.

The power of 2for2true is indeed great.

It hung there, minding its own business, until the fucking antifree speech commies of the condo board made me take it down. Totalitarion bastards.

I should have fought them because i read the condo association rules and built the thing with in said rules. I think it was the subject matter. I could have won on that point also. There is lush and big landscape that obscures the door. You have to get close to see it.

Okay, trailer time... (all typed in a manly voice)

I rent it out now since I'm not stateside.

Hey Terry, hows it going?

VIY. There's both an animated version of this, and an older film version of this, both on youtube. I'd recommend the live-action one, though it isn't terrific. Will give you an idea of what to expect from the story. This version looks awesome, like Brotherhood of the Wolf level visuals. I can't wait to see it. Is there a release date now, Twitch?

Inhabitated Island doesn't look as fine to me. Looks possibly muddled and clunky. I hope not, but I don't get alot of happy feelings from that trailer.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? I'm intrigued. Let's see more.

Arog looks funny. I'll bite.

Let's talk The Clone Returns to the Homeland. I think that's the biggest intrigue of this installment to me. I want to hear more about it, and when we can expect it.

I'm not particularly intrigued by the rest of this week's crop... First Squad is a cool one despite the standard anime look; The Broken seems decent (mmmmmmm Lena Headly); and Inhabited Island... eee could be great but I'm kinda getting a Babylon AD vibe from that one so I dont know. The rat one of course should be total schlock goodness, and I agree with Hobo, the Die Schneider poster is awesome, not sure I could watch the movie, the style may be better suited for a short.

Did you watch the Viy trailer, Danny? I want to hear your thoughts on it.

VIY, looks epic but worryingly, some of that comes across as slightly 'Van Helsing.' It's a really busy trailer and that sometimes means a messy film. Maybe not in this case, hopefully. This could rock the casbah.

The Broken - if there's a decent ghost story going on I'll have some of that. That creepy mirror reflection shit always freaks me out.

Clone - Yeh, Tarkovsky all over it. Not a lot in the trailer but I'm definitely interested.

Max Manus - Very good looking. I want to see this. Anything with Nazis getting their arses whupped!

Toad, you said something the other day, about Marines and soldiers - there's a distinction. What is the distinction? Because I might have committed a dreadful faux pas just before you pointed that out. For which I apologise.

Mmm...tastes like Pantene!

Amen, Emperor.

Catch you fine people later!

Is that about right?

Soldiers are Army. Just think of it as a slang reference. Grunts can be Army or Marines.

Or I might just go to bed, actually.

Have a stonking good night, folk!

If you were before today, you may be beyond help.

As for 10,000 B.C. I thought it was a decent rental, with booze. Mammoth rampage at the end was sweet. Better then The Day After Tomorrow. Expected much much more.

C.Thomas Howell just blew away his buddy the informer!

Series, I actually quite enjoyed Emmerichs Godzilla. I do not consider it a 'true' Godzilla flick, just a Tuna eating monster. But damn if it aint enjoyable.

but I fear that, as skilled as he is at poking nerds, Jarv might just be outnumbered and overwhelmed at this point, there's just so many of them and that lame new trailer has whipped them into an insane frenzy. It's about more than just the squid now...

I had a MILF too. Absolutely scorching hot, gorgeous porn body and the sex was just about the best I've ever had. But she was nuts. And I mean serious psychiatric problems, amongst other issues she had. She was a wonderful woman, but once the switch flipped, it was like Jeckyl and Hyde. So that sadly didnt last.....

And then she went from MILF to MIF.

"She was a wonderful woman, but once the switch flipped, it was like Jeckyl and Hyde."

You're talking about every woman, right?

I never should've mentioned that to begin with, it brings back some really unpleasant and painful memories. Subject closed.

I think she was in her underwear, and when I stepped inside, I noticed there wasn't any glass anywhere. I asked to see her cuts and she sort of started holding her arms close to her chest. I got her to show me her arms and that's when I saw red marks around her wrist.

I quickly looked around for sharp objects, finding none. Then I saw her lunge for a shaving razor. Like, the disposable kind.

And she grabs that disposable razor and turns away and starts trying to shred up her arms. I reach around to take it from her, step outside, and not having a better idea, threw it off the dorm balcony into the cold, rainy night.

I turn around to have the door slam in my face and I quickly realize she's locked me out. I had to call some other female friends and woke them out of bed so they'd help me. I though I saw a pair of scissors in the room and worried what she'd try with them.

Eventually, our friend Laura showed up and convinced her to open the door, which she did, fully clothed. We both stepped inside and everyone proceeded to act like nothing had happened and this wasn't the weirdest situation any of us had been in before.

I had forgotten all about that story 'till now. Heheheh. Then there's the story of us getting into an argument in the car, and she proceeds to slap me hard across the face while I'm driving over 70 down an unfamiliar highway at night. Hoooo-boy that chick was nuts.

Showing me where she landed and broke her neck after jumping off a balcony, completely thrashing her mom's place, trying to bash some guy's skull with a porcelain statue...

not to mention the numerous self mutilation scars all over her body including, the last time I saw her, my name carved in her leg....

also Broken looks aight, but only if she gets nekkis.

I wasn't in the best frame of mind myself and it all got messy.

And it's fucking traumatic.

Result.

They'd better not fuck me around for a year.

But we didn't receive the boll movement or the hitcher.

What the fuck are they playing at?

How annoying.

And the cricket's shit.

Fucken' weirdo's

They're being ridiculous.

I haven't seen it, but I remember clearly that comment.

Fuck them, I hope snyder has raped their beloved Watchmen horribly. I hope he's committed a crime of cultural vandalism equivalent to a fat guy wiping his arse on the Mona Lisa's smile.

I happen to have one at this moment eating apple pieces inside a cage-trap in my yard.

Don't know it's gender, but it seems rather calm, considering it's circumstances, and about as cute as is possible for a possum to be. If you're interested in meeting with it, let me know.

Threfore, terry cannot abuse the possums. They're in training for the war.

I am NOT going to be the one to open that cage, let me tell you!:)

The reason I didn't want the Rutger Hauer one (as much as it rocks), is that it's on Telly every wekk.

The overreaction is ridiculous- did you see that loser that said when he heard it "a little piece of him died".

They're being worse than Transformers fans.

Watchmen IS dense. There are many layers to it, many cogs in the machine, and in the end, everything, and I mean *everything* fits together like clockwork, which is a reference to the title "Watchmen", and ties into the fact that Doc.Manhattan's father was a watchmaker, which ties into how he was able to recreate himself, which ties into this other twist...

I'm not exaggerating. It really does all fit together like clockwork. I spent much of my time flipping back to previous chapters to see if this new character here was in the background there, to check if this bit of dialogue spoken here was actually being symbolic of the situation there.

Anyhoo, the particular plot reveal I mentioned above *is* sort of important to the plot and the events of the final act, so to omit/change it does pose particular problems (as it does anytime you adapt another work) in that the writers then have to write themselves out of the corner they found themselves in.

And they can't be worse than Transformers fans. Complaints so far are justified in that they are about the major themes and plot points of the book- the very fabric of the story.

Flames on Optimus Prime has no bearing on story, plot, theme, *or* character, as much as someone may cry how it made Prime "gay" and thus could potentially mean they are gay themselves.

I kind of understand when you're a fan of a book, when the images are ingrained in your head over many years, it's hard to accept when somebody comes along and changes things for a movie version. I got pissed off with 'Contact' - still a good film - but I hate the fact that it's just Jodie Foster who goes off in the spacecraft, when in the novel there's a group of astronauts to represent various nations. Still niggles me, that.

Therefore, it doesn't strike me as the worst thing in the world for Rorschach to be saying it.

If I'm wrong then, whatever, but it's nigh on impossible to get every nuance in the runtime- and if they have to simplify that one for it to make sense, then it's hardly the worst thing in the world.

I still stand by the disproportionate squealing though.

I don't think it needs to be simplified. Just throw up the quote at the beginning of the movie, then BAM, you've already sucked the audience into questioning the morals of the characters and the nature of the title.

I'm forever using "as gay as OZymandias" from now on.

Unless somebody else repeated the phrase elsewhere in the TB...

Fucking overreactions.

I'm not bitching about it. I'm mildly interested, but simulutaneously disgusted at them.

I'll probably see it, and at some point I'm sure I'll read it- and then I'll bitch about intergalactic squid monsters etc.

So I cracked open my James Bond collection last night and put in Moonraker. For a movie that screams of 70s schmaltz, it's aged fairly well and it's still a damn fine piece of entertainment.

No offense D.Vader, I hope that Watchmen is everything you hope it to be but I have zero interest in it. Which says a lot as I'm usually jonesing on everything.

What does surprise me, though, or how many people who had never heard of the book or movie were excited and interested after seeing the teaser before "Dark Knight". The response from non-fans and non-comic-readers was more enthusiastic than I would have expected.

TDK was a long time ago, and most people are morons. They're going to have to perform fucking miracles in marketing to get this off the ground, and their efforts so far have been thoroughly underwhelming.

I don't think there's any consensus on how well or how bad this thing will perform.

I couldn't buy a Bond collection. It'd never be complete would it - I'd have to buy a new Bond Collection everytime they released another movie! Ashamed to say, I haven't got a single Bond in my DVD hoard. Been looking at the 3-disc 'Casino Royale' but I just don't know...

I know that TDK wasn't that long ago for most sentient people, but the population is comprised of morons that can't remember what they had for breakfast. Expecting them to recall a teaser trailer from 4 months ago is asking an awful lot.

Buying an ox tail to cook over the weekend. See you all in half an hour.

Never trust a trailer, though...

Live and Let Die? My favorite Bond theme but a steaming pile of a movie. License To Kill? Dalton looks like he just showed up to collect a paycheck. Octopussy? Roger Moore should have hung it up by this point. And who thought Maude Adams was attractive enough to be a Bond girl?

But then you've got Thunderball, The Spy Who Loved Me, Goldeneye, The Living Daylights and Casino Royale. All top notch.

Ox tail stew, Jarv?

Im almost worried that you will be like one of those journalists who goes off to document some tribe, and then seven years later they find him living there with a bone through his nose, gnawing on a severed human foot.

May the day never come when I log on here and your screename has gone from LostJarv to LostSquid...please return.

Ok, here's one of today's topics. Give me a list of questions you want the Chin to answer, and I'll try to ask at least one. We can pick the best.

Will it ever happen. It NEEDS to happen.

*sniff* Do it for your disciples, Bruce, Do it for us. *sniff*

But, hey, it's Bruce! Hooch for the pooch, baby... or something...

I still think it will totally bomb.

But it will still probably be a fun movie to get shit-faced with friends to.

I guess Snyder is just disgusted with anyone out of shape and refused to put them in front of the camera.

http://tinyurl.com/6l7vjv

And I second that Therewolf comment. It is unimpressive

And I second that Therewolf comment. It is unimpressive

The move is not unexepected as the pair's previous collaboration on "Batman Begins" was similarly disqualified in 2005.

The issue comes down to the fact that five names were listed as composers on the official studio music cue sheet, something that was done as "a way of financially rewarding parts of the music team who helped make the overall work successful" said Zimmer a few months ago. The cue sheet is often used to distribute royalties to composers.

Zimmer, Howard, music editor Alex Gibson, ambient music designer Mel Wesson and composer Lorne Balfe all reportedly signed an affidavit to AMPAS stating that the score was primarily the work of Zimmer and Howard - thus allowing it to qualify for an Oscar.

That wasn't enough though as documentation indicates the pair were only responsible for around two-thirds of the final work (under the rules they have to have done over 70% of the work).

I am a twat. I could've gone this afternoon...

Yippee!

I'm really looking forward to it.

You should have gone. It looks good,

Thank fuck Europe is pulling us out of this non-movie funk we're in at the moment.

It's out everywhere. I'm going next weekend

However, the local critic liked it for what it was. Here's his review:

An exercise in self-indulgent filmmaking at its most endearing, My Name Is Bruce casts beloved grade-B horror star Bruce Campbell as obnoxious grade-B horror star Bruce Campbell, and wonders what would happen if the cinema worlds created for his films became real.

At least, that's kind of what it does, in a we've-got-to-come-up-with-a-co herent-plotline-for-this-film sort of way. But mostly, what My Name Is Bruce does is give its director-star endless opportunities to make fun of himself. Fans - and they're a dedicated lot - will eat it up, of course. But what's surprising is that the film has genuine laughs and smart-aleck asides that will keep even nonfans happy (although it helps if you at least like the genre).

The film has the on-screen Campbell, an obnoxious twit who abuses fans as much as he abuses the craft of acting, recruited by the residents of Gold Lick, Ore., to save them from a vengeful Chinese demon, the dreaded Guan-di, whose specialty is decapitating his victims. Campbell at first thinks the whole thing is a joke engineered by his agent and, when he finds out it's all too real, does what any God-fearing actor would do in a similar situation. He runs.

Of course he comes back, and there's a climactic showdown of sorts. It's all played for good-natured laughs (at one point, a disgusted townie asks Campbell, "Don't you have a bad movie to make?") and the supporting cast, especially Grace Thorsen as the potential love interest, has great fun being in on the jokes. Evil Dead this isn't - but then, what is?

Hehehe. Fucking hilarious. He sounds more and more like a retard by the day. PROOF READ MOTHERFUCKER!! Thats almost as funny as that ZACH AND MIRI MAKE A PORONO heading. Every single post in that TB asked the question at least once, "What the fucks a PORONO?

Seriously, look at the Charts (for films, books and music) and the continued success of shite like Meet The Spartans.

So although I like people as a rule, I don't think they have good taste.

If I was a rich man, ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum, I'd hire someone to professionally subtitle these films for me. I have a copies of 1612, Der Rote Baron and Opapatika and I refuse to watch them because I can't understand a damn word. Why does the foreign film industry taunt me so?!

Answer: At least twice.

To do otherwise is blasphemy.

I think something evil got in Sammy's head. I think he needs to lop it off from the neck.

Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ask was an Ok comic book, though if they made that into a movie fans of all three would be disappointed.

The Aussie was playing flamboyant Peter Allen in musical The Boy From Oz when the fan rushed the stage to show him her ample bosom. He recalls, "She said, 'Hugh, I've always wanted to do this,' and lifted up her top. She had these massive tits.

"I pissed myself laughing and said, 'I'm glad you got that off your chest.'"

Somebody's got to adapt 'The Regulators.'

I dunno why....I've always thought she must be kinda fucked up mentally.

Also Belucci. And I don't care if she's nuts and snaps me in half. It would probably be worth it.

"The QUANTUM OF SOLACE love car chase continues. Capone in quite fond it it!!!"

What the fuck does that mean?!After hours of careful investigation, I have come to the conclusion that Capone is one of two people; Stephen Baldwin, or Trig-- Sarah Palin's infant son.

They never fix shit like that. The ZACH AND MIRI MAKE A PORONO never got fixed. And I think Merrick talked about the PORONO stars in the film and spelled it like that every fucking time...

Oh look...hot chick who wants to kill me...wha? what mission? Hey..hello...whatcha doing? oohhh, that feels nice baby...keep doing...BLAM!

Pillow Bond dead.

Mrs. Pillow...not so much.

Bellucci does seem a bit twisted behind that sultry facade, just look at her in Dobermann, that wasnt just acting! I get the feeling it goes both ways with her and that she thoroughly enjoys being blindfolded, tied up and spanked.

I make a motion, any seconds?

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No one too mainstream outside of Kurt Russell.....

I'm adding KEITH DAVID and DAVID KEITH.

I understand what you mean Danny, and I agree. I just need to see more of Casper to appreciate his Changian potential I guess.

Sleep Hollow? Probably his only good role after Johnny Rico.

I met Mr. Van Diem once right around the time of the First Starship Troopers. A girl I'm friends with knows his old Lady. He's an okay dude. Not to bright but friendly. Mostly we talked about sports and The Marine Corps. He went to some sort of Military leaning private high school.

Rejoice, brother. Like it or not, you shall be one of us.

Mwa ha ha!

Also, it might have left traces of dead hooker in your mouth.

Danny is still going through the change, aren't you cookie?

Nothing to do with the Brim, I'm sure. That's another unbelieving heathen.

For participating in the longest, most pointless fight scene in film history.

He's Little John.

And because I once met him.

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And for saying the line, "I HATE COPS....I HATE RENTA' COPS TOO!!" In the masterpiece Men At Work, alongside the multitalented Brothers Sheen.

I remember him always being around many months back......he just sorta disappeared. He earned my respect when he co-authored a petition to support legislation to require all Busteed Tees girls pose wearing only T-shirts and nothing downstairs. Unfortunately the bill died on the Senate Floor.

Is anybody else seeing this ad up top? Isn't that a contradiction in terms? I mean, I've never had an unwanted erection - they're always most welcome.

I loved the movie "Gulag". David Keith and Malcolm McDowell. A treasure in my video collection!

The Sultan of Snatch....Mr. Emilio Estevez.

Xiphos was the first person on here to ever answer anything I said. I was on here for at least two years before that!

Shoots down the whiskey: "It's...for the pain."

Not sure about Harry and her. One week he would say he didn't know her and that she wrote to him over and over until he agreed to show her clips, another week he would say that they were actual friends.

I think she's older than Yoko and this would be an insult to Yoko to compare them.

In the last TB I was able to get Chromedome to admit he's an actual friend of SG and that's why he'll nonstop post ass-kissing remarks.

I dunno...I'm just kinda tired of him popping up as the same character in everything. And his character was never that great. He's no Al Leong.

The Mustache

The Wick

The Brim

Tony Jaa

Jack Burton

Doug McClure

Michael Biehn

Al Leong

Donnie Yen

Carry on, CoC.

Clint

Lee Marvin

Mercy, that's just an unhealthy hatred.

Mavra's story has me leaning towards accepting his nomination now.

No.

What is the power of lead compared to the hand that wields it?

Fuck...this guy? I like him. Haven't seen him in awhile. Didn't know his name.

Now reads, "The QUANTUM OF SOLACE love train continues. Capone is quite fond of it!!!"

Awwwww fuck. Its much less fun this new way. I'm probably not gonna read the review now.

DISAPPOINTED!!!!!

Quality.

I'm dyin' here!

You guys read this one?

------------------------------ -------- Hollywood legend Ernest Borgnine has revealed that he used to visit whorehouse once a month, during his days in Navy.

During an interview on ABC News Radio, the 90-year-old veteran actor recalled his Navy days when they used to eat Chinese food and go to a whorehouse once a month, for just 2 dollars.

“Listen, I was an ordinary fella, y”know . . . but in those days you only paid two dollars, the New York Post quoted him as saying.

When asked about whether those two dollars were for whorehouse or Chinese food, he said, “Oh, for the whorehouses. But first of all, we”d go get a bowl of Chinese, y”know, shrimp, shrimp and fried rice that was my favorite . . .It’s one of those things that men have to do and, uh, and in those days I wasn”t responsible to anybody, except myself and to the Navy of course,” he added.

Give me a minute, I've lost it.

I'm out for a bit. See you all later!

Its been fun chatting with you these past couple of days while I've been editing nonstop. I'll see you guys around!

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Do you know anything about 'wireless broadband'? Is the connection dependable, that sort of thing?

Linksys is a good brand for wireless.

This is the museum's website. You can also take a virtual tour of it and see some of the exhibits.

Just need a ballistic Shat now.

Oh. No. That sounds wrong.

Man I hope the new Star Trek doesn't suck, because the trailer was awesome.

http://tinyurl.com/6e6u ha

You people have a great weekend.

Mavra, Xiphos - always a pleasure. I'm definitely going now!

Trailers are sooo much better then movies these days.

Plus fuck Clive Owen, fucking pussy he is. He couldn't fight for shit. I would've like to seen Transporter do Bond.

Yeah the action is at the same level as Royale just imagine that all the action was done shaky cam style. Seriously, did no one learn there lesson from Rambo?? Sly showed you that you don't have to use Shaky cam to do awesome action. Seriously I thought we were done with that shit people, come on. Just imagine how awesome movies like The Condemned would have been if they had been released in Rambo's Post Shaky Cam world.

Transsiberian was a lot of fun. Very predictable, but much MUCH MUCH! Better then the Machinist even if I already knew this ending, at least the whole movie was very predictable unlike the Machinist 'BIG REVEAL' ending that was soooo fucking lame. Just think if Christian Bale hadn't spent his time losing all the weight for that movie think how much bigger he would have been for Batman Begins.

Generally, yeh, this could be good.

But beware the strong trailers, for they sent to blind us...

I mean, did Gene Hackman sound Polish in 'A Bridge Too Far'!?!

Anyway, if you're disgusted by this, you should say so.

It would be a little closer to reality.

Ok so maybe that's a bad idea.

Pretty nifty, but incredibly unnecessary

How in the hell do you take one of the most boring unintersting characters in the comic strips and make him even more boring and unintersting plus a creepy stalker to boot? A bad, bad, bad movie.

when not drunk i'll recount some of the stories i have heard. they are beyound belief (the u boat reuinon is held here)

Who cares? I know, sorry...

Plus, lives could be in danger. You don't know how close you are to the truth...

To be frank it went straight over my head, I'm just a peasant, y'know.

Mind you, 'Transformers' went straight over my head.

I AM the trivia master!

Now, what was the name of the fictional song they were listening to?

Damn! Can't remeber the name of the song. I remember the other group was "Goggly Goggle".

A CoC lollipop is a sucky prize. (ha ha)

Virgil Hilts is one of my heroes. The Cooler King!

I cheated. I have the book here.

So you may have heard them but didn't realise it!

See y'all, and take care.

SECURITY!!!!

There is an even a Brokeback Mountain gag involving the blacksmith from Army of Darkness and Jake from Evil Dead 2. Both actors back.

When Bruce knocks an old lady out of her car and throws out her cat too, she yells out at him "Mchale's Navy sucked".

And then Campbell came out after the movie...

And then Bruce appears in the doorway and wants to know what the hell is wrong with that guy. It was priceless.

Below is the q and a. Most of it anyway. Bruce was a stand-up guy, very funny and charming and you could see, somewhat cautious of the uber-fans. The douche-nozzle mentioned above is the guy who asks about Herbie the Love-bug in the Q and A. Enjoy!

part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =uHCy7Z_jdhQ

part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =1ZIdligBV9w

Also, check out the part where Bruce talks about the perils of signing cleavage.

And he did some Elvis kicks at the screening, and even referred to Ron Perlman once accidentally as Ron Silver.

And he paid a guy 3 dollars as an apology for Alien Apocalypse.

All of this is in the Q and A.

Even hung around over at the irish pub across the street with a friend, waiting for the other screening to let out, but no cigar on that either.

Sorry HOD. My intentions were good!

It's simple, just drive the open palm of your hand into the notch, a firm straight blow. Anybody will back up.

Tomorrow the wife and I are hanging out, and in the evening we host movie night with Hellboy 2 and the Fountain, and a taco dinner in between.

Xi, it seems to me that bit above about the gambler could make for a nice little two-character story piece.

Anyways the rest of the post was me asking how to write something like a two character story piece. My stories are for six year olds. Guns and running around that's my strength.

But for some reason I am never moved by Citizen Kane. In moments I am but taken as a whole it leaves me feeling apathetic. The most interesting thing about to me is that the audience is the protagonist and our dramatic question is: Who is Citizen Kane? Not too many movies that place the burden on the audience in such an overt way.

Fuck looks like my DVR decided not to record SNL. Even though I was pretty sure I had it set to record. OH well.

My actual solution, since we don't really have security, was to reveal that I had close access to a large vat of very hot oil attached to a very long hose and that I might be crazy enough to test it's spraying abilities. Oddly enough, that also worked.

I repeat, I can do crazy.

I wonder if it the problem is on my end. My laptop is on its last legs. I need to buy a new one or fix/upgrade this one when I get home. Also the computer nerds were doing tests and upgrades on the system here.

In this day and age of boring NFL parity, you are a bad team if you can't even win a single game. I hate parity.

Here's hoping everyone has had a spectacular weekend.

Sounds like it was a good night. And the movie sounds like a lot of fun. Result!

There's a ghost in the machine...

And the choice of music, beginning when they leave the car park is inspired. 'The Host Of The Seraphim' by Dead Can Dance - I'm familiar with this choon, should be cos I use it to help me write all the time. The piece actually segues into original score and back out again - virtually unnoticable so that's kudos to the composer. Needless to say; Like. A. Bitch.

And the gigantic creature that strides over the car... thought I'd died and gone to Monster Heaven.

The ending's still killing me here...

Mavra, I believe you're a Trekkie. What say you?

Out of all those bad movies and TV shows I listed, the most egregious, is Fringe. Its even more insultingly awful then Transformers and that says something.

Hey Twitch! Does that have a US release date yet?

And Fringe, Xiphos? Bad writing? Sheeeeesh. Tough crowd.

I thought we'd improved from last year, but no. Spanked.

But Scotland did nearly beat South Africa, so we might be able to do them instead. Which would be good.

Mrs. Jarv really wants to see it again and it never got a region 2 release.

Any "pointers" legal or otherwise would be gratefully received.

And nobody probably remembers this, but I STILL think Enio Morricone has consistently made some of the best soundtracks in film history.

This is going to be a long day.

This is going to be a long fucking day.

Except it will make me useless for the rest of the day. And pissed.

Mind you, I'm not sure how useful I actually am at the moment.

I've got a few questions, though:

1)What exactly is the fucking point of it?

2)Is she trying to be funny?

3)If you idiots want to look at tits then there's plenty of porn on the internet, so why aren't you looking at that?

4)Why the fuck does Harry persevere with this shit?

5)Does she honestly think making a twat of herself in a 0 production value internet clip will help her career?

6)If JNR and Chromedome and Bacci are her friends then why don't they stop her doing this shit?

That'll do.

I'm a bit fucking depressed about sport.

BTW, chipps- what the fuck has happened to the Boks in less than a year? They look rancid now.