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I'll poke out my eyes with a burning stick
by Aloy
Nov 13th, 2008
01:29:44 PM
Is that what you're looking for?
..oh I see, all I read was "If there's a second season"
by Aloy
Nov 13th, 2008
01:31:34 PM
Should have been
by robertplant
Nov 13th, 2008
01:33:36 PM
all Hoff from the start. Hoff and Yasmine Bleeth. How come them 2 aint never worked together before?
You know your show is in dire straits...
by kenny38606
Nov 13th, 2008
01:36:29 PM
...when you have to rely on David Hasselhoff to boost ratings.
It's very simple.
by SkidMarkedUndies
Nov 13th, 2008
01:47:46 PM
Tracer= new Michael Knight. Old Michael Knight= Devon. Sarah=Bonnie. The slant chick and Billy from BSG flip around from ep to ep. Make an ep where Hoff has to bail the new MK out with the old William Daniels voiced KITT. Then let it be. Give me a producer s credit and I'll right this ship NOW.
Knight Rider was TERRIBLE last night.
by Squashua
Nov 13th, 2008
01:50:21 PM
{snagged from the Lipstick NBC thread}

I mean, it's always terrible, but last night I caught 5 minutes of it by accident.

This girl has her boyfriend slam his mustang into the van she, her mob boss father (I guess b/c she called him "daddy") and the token black Knight Rider FBI agent chick were in, and she comes out unscathed.

And this happens in a downtown intersection street in full public view. So she hops out of the van and instead of getting away, she hugs her boyfriend "We did it!" and kisses him and hugs him like they're a retarded version of Bonnie and Clyde.

Which they are.

I changed the channel. These writers should never be allowed near a keyboard again. They should be forced to work telemarketing for the rest of their lives.

The only things worth watching on NBC are The Office and 30 Rock, and Keith Olbermann on MSNBC.
Knight Rider is TERRIBLE every week
by Seth Cohen
Nov 13th, 2008
01:54:28 PM
val kilmer sounds miserable as KITT... and KITT shouldnt NOT be a friggin mustang!!!
NBC should have kept Journeyman and Bionic Woman
by Squashua
Nov 13th, 2008
01:54:34 PM
Journeyman, heck even Bionic Woman, was a much better show than the all-new-all-different Knight Rider.

Right, two posts too soon, but whatever.
I hear Christian Slater's free.
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 13th, 2008
02:01:47 PM
As of now.
should have done this from the start
by j2talk
Nov 13th, 2008
02:05:22 PM
much as i cant stand David Hasselhoff, he should play the Edward Mulhare part-Devon Miles- and send Mike Traceur out on his missions.....
Anaconda 4? WTF
by turketron
Nov 13th, 2008
02:16:09 PM
I thought there were only 2 of them so far. BTW get rid of this stupid waste of TV time Knight Rider show. Turn that shit off, throw it away.
"the ANACONDA franchise"
by Cletus Van Damme
Nov 13th, 2008
02:19:05 PM
There aren't enough LOLs on teh itarnetz for me to reply.
That standoff in the first 15 minutes was HOR-RI-BLE.
by Pennsy
Nov 13th, 2008
02:35:30 PM
Grade school stuff.
I would give this a shot.
by Helpful Electronic Lab Partner Robot
Nov 13th, 2008
02:52:44 PM
Hopefully he anchors a new Baywatch as well.
How about 'Reboot' the Anaconda franchise?
by Baron Karza
Nov 13th, 2008
02:55:07 PM
And hopefully it will blue-screen.
Gary Scott Thompson !!!
by medicinaluser
Nov 13th, 2008
02:56:06 PM
"I'm the guy who wrote The Fast and the Furious, I have a reputation, and that reputation's going to be on this show so I need to make it cool."

Sack the idiot and then reboot the entire thing, it was always doomed from the start with him in charge.
They should have done this in the first place.
by Chief Joseph
Nov 13th, 2008
04:42:55 PM
The fact that
by Maestro610
Nov 13th, 2008
04:43:25 PM
Knight Rider has no audience and is terrible but is being discussed for a second season while shows like Journeyman are cancelled is astounding. Pushing Daisies is a more fantastic show in every way and it looks like it'll be capped at 13 episodes this season. I wish I worked at a studio just so I could have someone explain to me exactly what the hell they are thinking about when they do things like this.
It's like someone shitting in your eyes!!!
by BilboRing
Nov 13th, 2008
04:46:13 PM
I gotta ask: who's f@#^ing nephew is producing this show?
by :-o
Nov 13th, 2008
04:54:19 PM
When I hear the great Sidney Poitier is fired from this piece of crap show I start to think I'm living in some Bizarro universe. As I recall this show tanked last season after 3 episodes and then tanked this year. Now they're talking another seasonl? Who's behind this and who's naked pictures does he own?
And then...
by :-o
Nov 13th, 2008
05:00:25 PM
....I almost forgot. These insufferable hacks had the cojones to FIRE the great Sidney Poitier. Sidney, I really really hope you're not upset about this. The fact that they could even share the same Starbucks with you is a miracle in itself.
How THE FUCK is this thing on the air?
by br1947
Nov 13th, 2008
05:04:17 PM
I liked the original, cheese and all, but man 10 minutes into this one and I instantly tuned out never to return. How the hell does this get renewed and Pushing Daisies is near death? What the mother-fucking FUCK is wrong here?
Stop rebooting and start booting
by kabong
Nov 13th, 2008
05:05:09 PM
There are too many people producing movies and TV who no idea of how to do anything but blowjobs.
who HAVE no idea
by kabong
Nov 13th, 2008
05:06:06 PM
you figured that out
I KNOW HOW TO SAVE KNIGHT RIDER!!!!!
by kgerm
Nov 13th, 2008
05:28:25 PM
Better writing. Seriously. It's that simple. Also, how the hell does Journeyman get cancelled but this sludge gets a whole other season to visually slaughter its audience.
Wrong Sydney Poitier.
by Shan
Nov 13th, 2008
05:55:23 PM
The Sydney Poitier on this show is the daughter of the great Sidney Poitier. A way to remember it, the one with the 'Y' in the name doesn't have a Y chromosome.

I actually think you know which Poitier is in this show and are having a joke with us. You are, aren't you?

Honestly Knight Rider is entertaining
by MajorTierce79
Nov 13th, 2008
06:02:31 PM
I know I will be kill on the board for that, but I found KR entertaining...turn your brain off enjoy the hot chicks and roll with it...its way better than Heroes (was a fan now it bores me to death) and Prison Break (same deal)...I put KR in the same league as Chuck, fun entertainment but let your brain at the door, there are other shows for that :-)
"If There's A Second Season Of KNIGHT RIDER..."
by RaveX
Nov 13th, 2008
06:57:44 PM
...there is no God.
I wish I could strangle...
by Chief Joseph
Nov 13th, 2008
07:31:46 PM
...every idiot that tros out that "switch off your brain and enjoy" crap.
I wish I could strangle...
by Mr Spork
Nov 13th, 2008
07:38:16 PM
every idiot that says "reboot".
They need The Hoff but does The Hoff need them?
by Anakin Whoopass
Nov 13th, 2008
07:56:53 PM
The Hoff personally owns the rights to Baywatch and will literally never run out of money as long as someone on the planet wants to see young Pamela Anderson run in slow motion. What would motivate The Hoff to guest star in this turd again, never mind being a regular?
Fuck Knightrider! The Hoff is the one true Nick Fury!
by Uncle Stan
Nov 13th, 2008
07:57:56 PM
"If theres a Second Season Of Knight Rider..."
by Phategod2
Nov 13th, 2008
08:11:37 PM
Then this is truly the End of Days. Trust me, you've been warned.
What kills me
by yodaismyhomie
Nov 13th, 2008
09:08:09 PM
is because of the popularity of the old Knight Rider they are willing to even think about doing this...but when they had a truly innovative show like Journeyman which was actually coming up with some intriguing storylines, it doesn't get a second chance. This is why I have really come to HATE the networks. They don't take chances anymore...they want to recycle everything just like Hollywood does with their movies.
The Bionic Woman will be in the show also
by snowpuff
Nov 13th, 2008
09:41:20 PM
Plus Liz Lemon from 30 Rock.

Jeff Zucker will play Garth, Michael Knight's evil twin.

It all makes sense to me now.
he's not Traceur anymore...
by lynxpro
Nov 13th, 2008
10:49:35 PM
When they started off the season, they "killed" off his identity and he formally adopted the name "Michael Knight" after mentioning that his father had used that name before and that his father's original name was Michael Long (which it was). That was the smartest thing they've done so far with the reboot prior to the next reboot. I would love to see The Hoff running the show as head of Knight Industries/Knight Research. And yes, I thought he was a good Nick Fury too...too bad that tv flick/backdoor pilot was so low-budget.
I should also mention...
by lynxpro
Nov 13th, 2008
10:50:19 PM
I should also mention that I watch this show on the Saturday night repeat.
what kind of a world.....
by red1701
Nov 14th, 2008
12:03:57 AM
do we live in where a 90210 "the next generation of sorts"..gets a somewhat more decent treatment than our classic man and his trans tale???!! give the mustang to chuck bartowski...he'd be a much more fun person to watch tackle crime with a kitt 3000 AND it would be MEANT TO BE COMEDY!...plus we'd get to see more of "sara the hot piece of ass CIA agent."
If true, Hasselhoff's career is about as progressive as...
by Johnny Smith
Nov 14th, 2008
12:22:21 AM
...Dan DiDio's reign as EiC of DC Comics. "Hey, what characters were cool 20 years ago? Yeah? Okay, do that."
KR
by The McPoyle Clan
Nov 14th, 2008
04:43:37 AM
or more properly, the Ford/Goodyear Hour, again illustrates there is no shame in Hollywood.
I'd rather read "4400" fan fiction than watch Knight-Rider.
by Leafar the Lost
Nov 14th, 2008
10:37:10 AM
That is how bad it is. I do not understand how NBC can cancel "My Own Worst Enemey" but keep the worst show on TV, Knight Rider, on the air. Someone close to KR must be giving some executive at NBC the best blowjobs of all time to keep this shit-fest on TV for 22 episodes. Maybe that model on the show (I don't know her name and don't really give a fuck) is screwing someone just to keep her job. The Bionic Woman was a better show that KR. Journeyman was better. Hell, Lipstick Jungle was better.
Bring back LEE MAJORS
by Pizza The Hut
Nov 14th, 2008
11:32:19 AM
...and have him star in THE SIX-BAZILLION DOLLAR MAN
My casting suggestion:
by DrManhattansUnit
Nov 14th, 2008
01:07:50 PM
Switch roles so Val Kilmer's driving the car and that wooden Traceeuur guy plays the computer.
But then Kilmer would have to drive to the fat farm.
by moondoggy2u
Nov 14th, 2008
01:15:39 PM
The Hoff Should Play Garthe Knight with Goliath!!!
by BilboRing
Nov 14th, 2008
01:24:39 PM
REPLACE THE FREAKIN' CAR!!!!
by Royston Lodge
Nov 14th, 2008
03:02:41 PM
KITT should not be a Ford Mustang. It's just wrong. I could live with a Dodge Challenger, some fancy European sports car, or even a custom-designed fibreglass kit car, but not a Ford Mustang. Little old ladies and teenagers drive Mustangs.
Better yet, reboot Night Boat: The Crime-Fighting Boat.
by Royston Lodge
Nov 14th, 2008
03:03:30 PM
'nuff said.
I watch Knight Rider
by JackDonkey
Nov 14th, 2008
03:19:29 PM
I don't know why but when it's in my hulu que I watch it before other shows.
Remember KITT vs. KARR???
by BilboRing
Nov 14th, 2008
03:22:31 PM
That was the balls!!! But Goliath was a killer. The Hoff had to play 2 guys in those episodes!!! You do NOT fuck with The Hoff!!!
Like Lemon juice on a cancerous rectum
by Drath
Nov 14th, 2008
10:38:18 PM
That's it, keep this turd and cancel everything else that's good, why not, it's just NBC.
I'm trying to watch Hellboy II
by buffywrestling
Nov 15th, 2008
04:39:35 AM
and I have a piece of shit Knight Rider commerical that I just FF>.

by MajorTierce79
Nov 15th, 2008
05:53:55 AM
its always funny seeing ppl who say the show sucks, I don't watch it, blahblahblah....taking time to post on talkbacks....honestly I don't post talkbalks about stuff I don't care...so you are all KR closet lovers :-)
Replace the CAR????? THAT is not the problem with the show
by chromedome
Nov 15th, 2008
04:50:52 PM
EVERYTHING about the show is the problem with the show!

From the idea to remake it, to every single syllable of the writing, to the wooden acting..... Every step is a mis-step.

I can't believe there's a Knight Rider talkback every week
by ZeroCorpse
Nov 16th, 2008
02:53:08 PM
And there's not one mention of Clone Wars past the first episode.

I'm sorry, but Clone Wars is pretty damn good, and the last episode kicked ass. My imagination never thought a fight between R2-D2 and another astromech droid would be so cool.

I feel sorry for people who are so jaded that they can't enjoy Clone Wars as a fun weekly adventure series.

Coaxial keeps talking about Knight Rider- A show NOBODY LIKES and even NBC stars make fun of (Leno and Conan have both ragged on it) and still we can't get a talkback for one of the only decent adventure serials on television? Pfeh.

I bet if Joss Whedon went on record saying he liked Clone Wars, it would be covered here twice daily. If Whedon actually wrote an episode, we'd have to wade through a Hercgasm to get to the details.

Look. There's no Doctor Who or BSG or LOST right now. There's no Venture Bros. There's no Torchwood. There's nothing Star Trek on television. There's very little in the sci-fi, adventure, action genre available outside of Terminator and Heroes. Is this not a geek site? Where's the love for Star Wars?

The reason Knight Rider doesn't work...
by Big DM
Nov 17th, 2008
03:11:18 PM
Most of us were kids when the original show premiered over 20 years ago. A talking car is not amusing to GROWNUPS. We like Iron Man and Batman because the stories relate to who we are as adults now. Either make Knight Rider more grown up, or put that shit on Nickelodeon.
Yeah, like there'll even be a second season!
by Paul T. Ryan
Nov 18th, 2008
01:01:06 AM
Prove me wrong NBC, prove me wrong...
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