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I voted early and often....
by irrelevntelefant
Nov 4th, 2008
03:28:29 PM
what shirt
by jamestewart007
Nov 4th, 2008
03:29:21 PM
go vote kids
MUCH better without the Lincoln beard, Harry...
by SpyGuy
Nov 4th, 2008
03:30:05 PM
With it you looked like a giant mutated Tribble. Now, not so much. UPGRADE!
I did not vote
by Monkey Butler
Nov 4th, 2008
03:31:57 PM
Because I'm not American, don't live in America, and am not currently in the US. But if I was in the country I definitely would have tried.
The dude from Chud has an ulcer over this election...
by skycrapper
Nov 4th, 2008
03:34:06 PM
Some people need to get a grip.
OBAMA RULES
by The Burgomeister
Nov 4th, 2008
03:34:15 PM
He shall win. Howard Dorre is having a rad election party tonight if anyone wants to go.
ddog voted
by ddog
Nov 4th, 2008
03:34:31 PM
of course i voted today for obama! i even gave a ride throughout the past 2 weeks to 13 people to vote regardless to who they were voting for as long as the deed was done. In my opinon voting should be mandatory, though that would never happen. Heres to hope that a democrat will take office once again and bring our nation back to good standing the way we left it to bush .
contacts
by Himbo
Nov 4th, 2008
03:36:30 PM
Harry, have you considered getting contacts as part of the self-improvement you are on? I applaud the workouts, and the shave. I think as part of a fashion-makeover, you should consider ditching those glasses. Frankly, they make you look kinda like the oily German from Raiders. This is comes from a geek-brother who reminds people of the unctuous German.
I voted!
by StrokerX
Nov 4th, 2008
03:36:42 PM
Always bet on black.
who's that chick pointing at herself?
by wash
Nov 4th, 2008
03:37:44 PM
anyway, GOBAMA and SUCK IT WINGNUTS!
Ron PAul ReLOVEution
by savagenation
Nov 4th, 2008
03:40:15 PM
voted for him in cali
Once you go black, you never go back.
by Johnny Smith
Nov 4th, 2008
03:43:05 PM
That said, watch out for attempted voter fraud in areas of Manhattan, of all places. YIKES!
Excellent!
by HyphenatedWords
Nov 4th, 2008
03:43:39 PM
It's good to see your smiling face, sir. I woke up bright and early and have already enjoyed my free coffee from Starbucks.

Check out this very cool site, forwarded to me by the mother of all forwarders, my... mother:

http://www.iftheworldcouldvote .com/
Harry, you're still fat!
by GrandMuffTarkin
Nov 4th, 2008
03:44:15 PM
I thought that walnut sized stomach would've kicked in by now.
Obama will win
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
03:44:24 PM
... and we're all doomed! Get your wallets out. If you're not paying more taxes, goods and services are going up.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy,
by Gwai Lo
Nov 4th, 2008
03:45:00 PM
I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
Yo voté también
by gnortsmra
Nov 4th, 2008
03:46:37 PM
As have/will all registered voters I know.
GrandMuffTarkin
by HEADGEEK
Nov 4th, 2008
03:48:07 PM
When you start at 425, it takes a while for it all to come off, but I'm at 340 right now - so I'm headed in the right direction
Voted 2 weeks ago
by Thrillho77
Nov 4th, 2008
03:49:48 PM
Absentee ballot. It doesn't feel as "rad" as everyone told me it would. :-P
Voted for McCain!!!
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
03:52:19 PM
Sorry to bust your chubby bubble, Harry! My wife, her sister and 5 of her classmates from Stanford voted today for John McCain in Palo Alto! These were 5 first time voters!

Go Johnny, go go go! Shut the fuzzy mouth of the ultra-liberal, inexperienced, unqualified Barack H. Obama!

I can't vote...
by Crimson King
Nov 4th, 2008
03:53:01 PM
I missed the voter registration deadline. Kinda pissed about it. I totally forgot about having to register to vote, and when I finally remembered that I had to, it was too late. I wish you could just show up and register and vote on election day. I'm pissed.
BTW...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
03:54:02 PM
Congrats on the good work, Harry!!! I mean that! I can't wait to visit Austin and play some hoops with you!
just looked at alexa.com
by crazybubba
Nov 4th, 2008
03:54:10 PM
its says this website generates between $50-100mil. Shiiittt, if you ask me eat whatever you want and enjoy being rich.
ccchhhrrriiisssm
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
03:54:23 PM
good job! Hopefully, it will a short 4 years for Barack Hussein Obama and we'll get someone sensible in office after he f's everything up.
Harry, you should go on The Biggest Loser
by Acappellaman
Nov 4th, 2008
03:56:01 PM
That show does amazing things for people. Have you ever considered it? Granted, it would take you out of the AICN offices (and more importantly, the theaters) for a few months, but if it can get you in shape quickly it's worth the sacrifice, right? I'd have to think having you on the show would do wonders for the ratings.
Votes Early: Got free Hot Chocolate
by The_Bat
Nov 4th, 2008
03:56:52 PM
For all the people that are bitching about taxes, good and services going up if Obama wins. Last time I checked they were already high because of the coporate greed and wrecked economy.
The Biggest Loser
by The_Bat
Nov 4th, 2008
03:58:07 PM
No Harry should go on the Celebrite Fat Farm show. A Baldwin did.
Voted for Nixon's head
by 100Proof
Nov 4th, 2008
04:00:29 PM
Actually I voted for BO, your future Funkmaster in Chief. Awww yeah. Congrats on dropping those first 80 lubbs, Big Red.
Agreed, MUCH better without the beard..
by quantize
Nov 4th, 2008
04:02:59 PM
Wait until yer a grandpa Harry, if you MUST
Bad news coming...
by GeorgieBoy
Nov 4th, 2008
04:03:44 PM
You listen to Short Round more, you live longer.
We are holding
by Sandinista
Nov 4th, 2008
04:05:45 PM
our collective breath around the world. PLEASE don't fuck up and end up electing McCain. We, the people of the world, ask you to Please elect Obama. I don't know if it's lack of hindsight or something, but you must understand McCain-Palin isn't a good choice. Just go ahead and give the other guy a shot. You will earn a lot of respect from us folks, who kinda sees the General You (all exceptions applied) as a bunch of morons. I know you don't care about our love, but with the dollar becoming a fictitious currency, we need to act somewhat together from now on, as no one really wants their counrty to melt, and we need -- and are counting on -- you guys. Act up, elect Obama and give us eight years of peace. It's 'bout time.
Yeah, you go Big Red
by spud mcspud
Nov 4th, 2008
04:06:38 PM
You actually do seem to have lost a fair bit, Harry! Keep the faith, dude. Good to see you in beter shape (though the last time I saw you was on a Sky movies programme a couple of years ago...)

I'd vote Bama if I could - if only to piss the Wingnuts off, because faith in St Obama may not be enough to undo the shitstorm that 8 years of Dubya has wrought on the US and the world - but I'm in the Yoo-Kay, and trust me, we have our own problems, what with a Government that has no fucking clue how to run a country, and a media hell-bent on reporting anything EXCEPT the truth. The UK is fucked. But - go Bama!

Harry
by enoodle123
Nov 4th, 2008
04:08:15 PM
Way to go, man. On the voting and the weight loss. I work for a plus size womans clothing company, and watching people's results after surgery is incredible. It takes a year or two, but damn, is it dramatic. And all you McCainites out there talking about how Obama is gonna f things up, take a look around you. They don't get much more f'd then they are right now, courtesy our your guy and his evil buddies. Wake up.
ccchhhrrriiisssm you're vote doesn't really count....
by BackRiverCatfish
Nov 4th, 2008
04:08:46 PM
because you live in a very Blue state but I'm sure you loved voting against the gays.
YakMalla has chosen McCain, & here's why
by YakMalla
Nov 4th, 2008
04:09:51 PM
He has tons more relevant experience, he's the temperamental opposite of George Bush, and he has a proven track record of working constructively with the other party. Simply put, he (not his running mate) is clearly the more qualified candidate. That said, I'm not stupid enough to think he will actually win. The understandable desire for a complete break from the past is probably too strong for any Republican to overcome. And, while I'll be disappointed for McCain, it warms my heart to think how happy the world will be when a black guy becomes president of the United States.
You're on the right side of this oen Harry....
by panicdawg
Nov 4th, 2008
04:11:20 PM
Hehe. Good to see that's the case when it makes this big of a difference. I'll also echo the kudos on your weight. Keep it coming hoss.
YES ON QUESTION 2 IN MASS.
by CrazyJoeDavola
Nov 4th, 2008
04:11:28 PM
GO WEED!
My vote doesn't count, either
by YakMalla
Nov 4th, 2008
04:12:03 PM
I'm from Maryland, which makes California look rosy red by comparison.
We are holding
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
04:12:13 PM
our collective breath in THIS NATION! Please don't screw up and end up electing an inexperienced and unqualified little socialist man like Barack H. Obama. I don't know if it's lack of hindsight or something, but you must understand that Obama-Lyin' Biden isn't a good choice. Just go ahead and give the old, experienced hero a shot. You might not earn a lot of respect from America-hating and jealous foreigners who sees the America like we are a bunch of morons simply because we realize we have a better thing in America than they do where they're at. I know you don't really care about foreign esteem, but with the dollar still far more valuable than 99% of the world's currency, we need to act as the GREAT NATION that we are. Don't MESS UP -- elect McCain and give us eight years of strength! Make Osama mad! We need REAL change -- not fuzzy liberal change. It's about time!
McCain= ok Palin= shitbrick
by lb
Nov 4th, 2008
04:13:22 PM
McCain is more center than his campaign makes him out to be but his stupid decisions and backwards logic almost boggles the mind. Choosing Palin was the nail in the coffin...he is completely unvotable. Whilst Obama nicely takes the center in politics and is willing to open dialogue. Biden is a nut but when focused is a force to be reckoned with. Obama-Biden all the way.
I voted for Nader
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Nov 4th, 2008
04:13:41 PM
I like Nader because he's an honest man. Those whining about Nader "siphoning" votes away from Gore in Florida should get over it, because Bill Clinton won 1992 election thanks to Ross Perot, which the bitter Republican neocons still blame for Ggeorge HW Bush's loss. I despise McCain and don't believe Obama represent "change". Read Nader's open letter to Obama "Between Hope and Reality". (Google it) I'd say Obama will win, and that should be fantastic news to you.

Ahnuld Schwarzenegger and Tim Robbins were filmed to vote today. Why not celebrity movie directors? That interests me more but TMZ and other trash gossip rags refuse to report on "famous" movie directors' errands. Which is a big advantage, so they can focus on writing, producing and completing films.

And Congrats to Harry
by YakMalla
Nov 4th, 2008
04:14:07 PM
Just read your post, Harry. 85 pounds is a lot, and I'm sure it hasn't been easy. Congratulations, and I wish you continued success.
Don't blame me...
by catman
Nov 4th, 2008
04:16:07 PM
I voted for Kodos!
ccchhhrrriiisssm bulshit
by lb
Nov 4th, 2008
04:16:32 PM
The dollar is weaker than all of Europe. If Obama is a socialist than we need to rewrite the definition of a socialist. There is no formal qualification for Commander-in-Chief.
harry's pose
by welbrick
Nov 4th, 2008
04:16:37 PM
is the wackyland version of the polaroid leonard shelby takes after he killed the original john doe
Hmm
by BuckminsterOhare
Nov 4th, 2008
04:17:24 PM
Harry reminds me a bit of Ed Wynn in that pic.
Obama...the next Jimmy Carter?
by skycrapper
Nov 4th, 2008
04:20:53 PM
Getting the same vibe from this.
"Abortions for some...
by Fico
Nov 4th, 2008
04:21:50 PM
...tiny American flags for others!"
Texas must be a lonely place for Democrats.
by RowanM
Nov 4th, 2008
04:22:07 PM
By all means vote for Obama if you live there, I can only imagine how frustrated your neighbours make you feel. I'm not a citizen so I can't vote. If some a-hole started spouting his political views and it turns out he didn't even VOTE.... well, feel free to tell him to shut his cake hole. His opinion matters as much as a solitary lump of shit in the ocean. Go Obama.
Ib...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
04:23:17 PM
The dollar is down against the Euro. That doesn't mean that it is "weaker" than the Euro. Because of the ever-rising Euro, inflation is at an all time high in Europe. My wife studied in Europe for one year...and it was extremely expensive!

But you're right: We need to rewrite the book if Obama is elected. It seems that some people are dumb enough to elect any inexperienced, unqualified, arrogant prick for the job! Bush was pretty bad (at least, according to the media and their constant coverage of Obama talking points)...but Obama would be INFINITELY worse. He is the 2nd coming of Jimmy Carter -- but with less experience.

What a nightmare!
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
04:24:34 PM
Imagine: Lyin' Joe Biden as VP! He is Dan Quayle part 2! LOL!
????
by Craig2574
Nov 4th, 2008
04:25:46 PM
Both McCain and Obama stink! Obama is far worse. Obama taxes will go through the roof as will good and services due to making it easier for places to organize. Just that means you give good speeches does not make you a good president.
Voting
by PatPpatine
Nov 4th, 2008
04:28:10 PM
I had the pleasure of voting today with my 8 year old daughter in tow. She was fascinated as they have been covering this is school for some time. The funniest part of the day was when I got home, my 2 year old daughter saw my Voting sticker and started running around the house saying "Brock Bobama". Kids
I voted no to Hugo Chavez, Jr. today
by Philvis
Nov 4th, 2008
04:28:32 PM
Every $ saved by Obama's tax "cut..."
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
04:29:52 PM
...will be repaid by his cancellation of the Bush tax cuts (from 2001) + the inflation that will trickle down by his extreme taxation of small businesses and corporations.

Obama wants to raise government spending by $1 Trillion dollars over its current level. Where will that money come from? Check your pocketbook next year if Obama is elected.

The end of an Era
by YakMalla
Nov 4th, 2008
04:30:29 PM
However you voted today, this is an historic time, one that future historians will mark as the start of a new direction for America and the world. David Brooks's column in the Times ( http://tinyurl.com/6nmfxy ) goes over this pretty well. It's worth reading no matter what your politics.
Not only did I vote...
by quadrupletree
Nov 4th, 2008
04:32:03 PM
I rocked the vote's Goddamned face off!!
I predict another victory for the US duopoly.
by Flim Springfield
Nov 4th, 2008
04:32:16 PM
Get ready to kiss the Constitution goodbye
by Raymar
Nov 4th, 2008
04:32:39 PM
when Nobama appoints ACLU nutjobs to the Supreme Court. Hate speech, anyone?
PS. you looked better with the beard.
by quadrupletree
Nov 4th, 2008
04:32:54 PM
Hey I want my sticker!
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
04:34:01 PM
Oh, instead of getting an I've Voted sticker in Australia, we just get a fine if we don't vote.

U.S.A. ... U.S.A. ...

Lyin Joe Biden!?!
by The_Bat
Nov 4th, 2008
04:35:40 PM
What did he lye about. He has always seemed pretty honsest to me. At least he wont lie during a state of the union address making millions think we have to invade a country unprovoked.
it's congress and the people behind the scenes that run the U.S.
by alienindisguise
Nov 4th, 2008
04:36:24 PM
Not a single figurehead which is all the president is. All the bullshit both of the candidates are spouting has to be passed first before anything has a chance of changing. Did I vote? Nah, had better things to do.
Lyin' Joe Biden...evidence...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
04:36:58 PM
http://www.slate.com/id/219859 7/
Harry looks like Matt Lucas from Little Britain
by 8 of 12
Nov 4th, 2008
04:37:07 PM
I want that one!
More Lyin' Joe Biden lies...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
04:39:47 PM
http://www.hillaryclintonforum .net/discussion/showthread.php ?t=31682

http://www.youtube.com/watc h?v=NRMzlO5Q2CM

http://sweetness-light.com/ archive/mccain-camp-lists-joe- bidens-14-lies

http://www.freerepublic.com /focus/f-news/2097423/posts

http://blogwonks.com/2008/1 0/03/joe-biden-lies-his-butt-o ff-about-obama-meeting-with-di ctators/

http://video.aol.com/video- detail/joe-biden-lies-repeated ly-without-even-flinching/3907 192939/?icid=VIDURVNWS07

http://brands-of.ashton.345 .pl/obama-biden-lies.html

http://www.city-data.com/fo rum/2008-presidential-election /472825-joe-biden-lies-about-a corn-funding.html

http://weblog.signonsandieg o.com/weblogs/afb/archives/026 777.html

Do you need a few more?
There was a fight where I was voting
by drewlicious
Nov 4th, 2008
04:39:49 PM
It was between a couple of dicks in "No for Obama" t-shirts and anothe dick who clearly disagreed. The cops showed up but a couple of people just up and left until things cooled down.
Why should we give a shit...
by The Nihilist
Nov 4th, 2008
04:41:30 PM
...what foreigners think while voting? Seriously, why the fuck should we care about their carping? They should steer their own ship in their own best interests and we should do the same. Why the hell do some moonbats crave foreign approval, especially European approval? Particularly since all the immigration seems to be flowing IN to the U.S. instead of vice-versa...would seem to indicate we're doing something right. Reminds me of something a former Israel Prime Minister once said: "Israel is not going to cease to exist just so the rest of the world will like us." Damn skippy. Likewise, Americans shouldn't be making decisions about our country's future in order to get a pat on the head from arrogant, condescending foreigners.
I like your look Harry...
by AgentSandoz
Nov 4th, 2008
04:42:44 PM
has a Ben Franklin thing going...
I gave up on politics...
by PirateEmery
Nov 4th, 2008
04:44:12 PM
Tried something more my speed... like the new 007 game. Which, in all honesty, is a lot of fun, regardless of what the critics are saying.
We all vote by mail here in Oregon...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Nov 4th, 2008
04:44:39 PM
and it's the best: no long lines, no wondering if your name will be on the registration rolls.

We got our ballots a few weeks ago; My wife and I spent time going over the ballots in our living room... then took them over to one of the many local, official drop-off boxes. Awesome!

Kudos to all those states that support early voting!!

OBAMA '08!!

The Nihilist - because you share this planet with other people?
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
04:44:57 PM
What's more socially acceptable, having a BBQ with the neighbours or TPing their house?
Amy--What's most acceptable of all...
by The Nihilist
Nov 4th, 2008
04:46:23 PM
...is minding your own business and expecting others to do the same.
Harry, when you get down to 250...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
04:46:36 PM
...let's play a game of hoops in Austin! Seriously! It is some great exercise, and keeps you thin (or even, thinner). Great for the joints too.

We can start with a game of horse or 21...before eventually moving to 1-on-1!

What???
by lb
Nov 4th, 2008
04:46:51 PM
Seriously, I can't understand why anyone with common sense would vote McCain/Palin. Obama has shown alot more presidential qualities than McCain. His policies are actually sensible and balances out the tax brackets (although I do agree that a flat tax may possibly be beter). Palin is the dumbest piece of shit ever to grace US politics and anyone who can defend Bush after these 8 years has their head so far up their ass they have verbal diaaorhea (something most Republican talkheads suffer from).
BTW...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
04:48:22 PM
McCain in '08!

Let Obama get a couple more years of experience...to prove himself and his ideas. Then let him run again.

I would consider him...if he changed his ideas. I don't mind change -- but I can't stand expensive, ultra-liberal change without real direction.
They are the same party kids.
by ShogunMaster
Nov 4th, 2008
04:48:37 PM
They both want to stay in the wars, they both want offshore drilling rights to be passed, they both plan on spending more, hell, they both say they are the better alternative to Bush.

I'm all for telling people to vote and all, but you're really just voting for the face of the orator who is going to spout the same crap as what the other guy would have said, had he won. And since that is the case, I'd try and get Palin in; at least she's something to look at...

Two way street Nihilist.
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
04:50:26 PM
Hi pot, I'm kettle. Love that colour on you. ;)
Done and done.
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 4th, 2008
04:51:29 PM
Ib...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
04:52:43 PM
Maybe its because you simply don't understand.

McCain is a much better choice that Obama. He has a plan for real change, while 94% of Obama's supporters can't name a single policy decision that he has promised (according to a recent Harvard/TIPP poll).

Obama is the worst choice ever introduced by the Democrats. As a man of color, I can state with all certainty that without Oprah...or Obama's skin color...he wouldn't even have made it this far. If Obama was in Biden's body...or Kerry's...or even Gore's...he would have dropped out shortly after beginning his campaign.

It is a sad, sad thing that so many people vote without even knowing what their candidate really believes.
alienindisguise
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Nov 4th, 2008
04:53:39 PM
The President is hardly a figurehead... he's 1/3 of the U.S. Government and has veto power for any bill Congress passes. Congress can do all they want, but if the president just vetoes all their bills, then nothing can happen (unless they repeal the veto, which is harder than hell to do most times).

The Queen of England is a figurehead leader with no real legislative power... that's why they have Parliament and the Prime Minister.

But, here in the states, the president is pretty damn significant. He's not the end-all supreme power, but he's no slouch.

Just sayin'.

Good point, Bob Loblaw Law Blog...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
04:55:20 PM
...but remember, the Queen of England has the power to call or dissolve Parliment at any time.
chrism, it's a sad thing that you've only got 2 candidates to ch
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
04:55:24 PM
Same situation in Australia, and it's lame. You basically get a choice between the devil you know and the one you don't. Life is never black or white, why does politics have to be...
Legalize the constitution
by savagenation
Nov 4th, 2008
04:57:56 PM
vote ron paul
The Queen of England may be a figurehead but
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
04:58:36 PM
her Governor in Australia can sack our Government. Gotta love power for power's sake.
PROUDLY REPRESENTING VIRGINIA TODAY.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 4th, 2008
04:58:36 PM
FIRED UP!!!

READY TO GO!!!

Amy Chasing...I agree!
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
04:58:52 PM
It would be better to have more candidates, but only elect a candidate with a 50% majority of votes.

Bill Clinton never received a 50% majority in either terms. Bush didn't receive a 50% majority in 2000 (although he received a majority in 2004). I think that a majority of votes should be law...in each state.

Republicans: We just tried it your way--twice
by The Reluctant Austinite
Nov 4th, 2008
04:59:05 PM
It's time to try something else. I mean, how does John McCain even run on a platform of "change"? Change from what? Your own party has had the reigns for 8 years. The ecomony was a lot better under Clinton, the last Democrat, whose worst mistake was getting a blowjob and lying about it. That's better than sacrificing the lives of over 4,000 of America's best in a war we were forced into under false pretenses. Why didn't we finish the job of getting Bin Laden first intstead of trying to police the rest of world? That's what America needed most after 911; some closure and justice. For a brief time we had the sympathy and co-operation of the entire world and WE BLEW IT. Thanks, George. Not even McCain supporters can justify the presidency of George W Bush, and they elected him twice. I respect John McCain's service to our country and his experience, but he made a serious judgement error by hiring Sarah Palin after a 15 minute interview just to get a woman (any woman) to get the votes of those who wanted to make history with Hillary Clinton or with a black president. It worked for a few weeks out of shock interest, but ultimately backfired. It's true that corporations and even small businesses will end of feeling a tax pinch under Obama, and some big companies will bail from America to find cheaper labor out of the country because of it. Well, shame on them and fuck them. This country isn't only about getting rich. Obama's plan will help the 95% of the rest of us. The needs of the many---Anyway, what we need is good LEADER, not a good politician.
ccchhhrrriiisssm
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Nov 4th, 2008
04:59:32 PM
Dissolving Parliament? I'll admit... I didn't know that. That'd be a sight to see! :)
I rocked the vote so hard...
by skycrapper
Nov 4th, 2008
05:02:26 PM
that I hiked my leg up on the voting machine and air guitared while pelvic thrusting.
actually the Governor-General can:
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
05:02:53 PM
As the queen’s representative he is commander-in-chief of the armed forces, can declare war, dissolve parliament, sack the prime minister or any other member of parliament and veto legislation.

The powers are very rarely, if ever, used though. So I guess that's a plus.

Wrote-in for a Bush 3rd term
by Liberty Valance
Nov 4th, 2008
05:03:50 PM
I mean, he can't go 0-for-3, can he? Third time's the charm, right? Right!?! Anyone???
skycrapper
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 4th, 2008
05:07:11 PM
Ha! Well said. You win the internet. And I really hope you're not kidding!
my wife and I voted for Obama here in Pennsylvania
by Kloipy
Nov 4th, 2008
05:09:02 PM
and it's my birthday so I'm hoping for a good present
The CoC seems to be favoring Obama
by Mavra Chang
Nov 4th, 2008
05:14:29 PM
They heard it was fun being blue.

I'm proud to be part of the CoC for Obama!

Heard two kids on campus talking about not voting
by terry1978
Nov 4th, 2008
05:14:40 PM
Basically saying "because shit ain't gonna change anyway." I had to interuppt and was like, "yeah, your ass along with 30 million other people say the same thing, and that's why shit don't change." And left it at that. Quit being so fucking apathetic, damn.
You got that right Mavra
by Kloipy
Nov 4th, 2008
05:16:06 PM
Burt Gummer for Obama
OBAMA!
by LaserPants
Nov 4th, 2008
05:18:08 PM
Its too early to tell, but I'm predicting a landslide. My voting place was JAMPACKED with Obama peeps this morning. Not a McBush supporter in sight. Things are looking good. Of course, that is, if the Repugnicons don't steal the election again.
and yet terry1978
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
05:20:48 PM
in a country in which everyone votes, shit don't change. But your way sounds much more pro-active, so I guess you win.
How bizarre
by Brendon
Nov 4th, 2008
05:21:01 PM
America is like Oz, man. It's a weird, weird place. It's a place where a word like "liberal" is used as a pejorative. Crazy place.
People were fighting?
by Thrillho77
Nov 4th, 2008
05:21:04 PM
Christ. Voting is important - but it's not important enough to come to blows over. Get a grip, people. If you can't act like mature adults, I don't WANT you voting.
ccchhhrrriiisssm
by Sandinista
Nov 4th, 2008
05:21:12 PM
We like America and it's culture; we love the movies, the comics, the books, hell, some of the people are awfully nice. And since 90%+ of the world would vote Obama, I'm assuming you think 90% of the planet is made of "America-hating and jealous foreigners". We are not jealous. But times HAVE changed, a lot, and we need a new mentality and also to work this out together. And about the socialism issue, hell, even the socialist independent candidate said Obama is an evil capitalist.
What went wrong with the Ron Paul campain?
by teethgnasher
Nov 4th, 2008
05:21:35 PM
He had the best ideas. He made sense to this Okie.
Starts January on Fox: "Palin and the Plumber"
by Flim Springfield
Nov 4th, 2008
05:22:17 PM
teethgnasher
by Kloipy
Nov 4th, 2008
05:22:38 PM
I would have voted for him
Glad your here ccchhhrrriiisssm
by HoboCode
Nov 4th, 2008
05:23:31 PM
I want to see your name isappear as soon as Obama is declared the winner. You know? Because you guaranteed a McCain victory and all.
Happy Birthday, Kloipy!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 4th, 2008
05:24:46 PM
As for the CoC...

...Sho Kosugi for Obama!

Also
by Thrillho77
Nov 4th, 2008
05:25:09 PM
I already told you guys a couple days ago that I absentee'd for Obama. But I just saw a woman on TV say that she voted for Obama "primarily because he is black." Are you kidding me?

Is it just me - or is that the absolute worst "primary" reason you have ever heard?

Yeah, I voted Harry's blurb as one of this
by thegreatwhatzit
Nov 4th, 2008
05:25:33 PM
site's most gratuitous time wasters. Dude, because you condescend to Hollywood politics, you'll never be invited to one of one the "in crowd"'s fund raising functions. No buffet with Warren Beatty. No barbecue with Sean Penn (every time another of his movies tank, he exploits a "social" p.r. venue). Not even a pie with Soupy Sales.
OBAMANIACS RUNNIN' WILD, BROTHER!
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
05:26:12 PM
Lots of support for the thin man in my VERY red state. By the way, the word liberal in the USofA is now an insult, like baby-killing child molesting hippie commie-fucker. At least that is what I was told I was just for CONSIDERING to vote for M. Night Obama. Ah, the sweet sweet smell of tolerance.
Phoenix is NUTS right now
by Turd Furgeson
Nov 4th, 2008
05:29:59 PM
I was over by where John McCain's HQ is earlier today and you should have seen the media and helicopters hovering around when he went to vote. Pretty cool having my home state Senator almost there. There is a cool buzz around this town today...
The Reluctant Austinite
by Nizzuts
Nov 4th, 2008
05:31:21 PM
I'll agree that picking Palin wasn't the smartest choice. He would have been better off picking Liberman (which is who he really wanted), however the Consertatives wouldn't have backed him if he picked Liberman, so he had to pick a Consertative. Sometimes politics gets in the way of good decision making and in this case McCain allowed the Republican Party to choose his direction. As for your comment about the economy...it moves slowly. The current crisis was in the making for many years and can't solely be blamed on Bush. Corporations, Congress and consumers have more to do with the state of the economy than a President. Presidents usually just get the blame or the kudos because they are the head of state at the time of hard times or good times. To be a little partisian here...do you think that NAFTA did anything to help the current state of the economy? That was a Clinton deal and it hasn't worked out real well for the workers of our country.
it was matter of time before ccchhhrrriiisssm.
by Stalkeye
Nov 4th, 2008
05:31:45 PM
..would show up on these political threads.God I hope Bam wins so he could shut the fuck up with his empty McCain Rhetoric.

Uncle Tom

The Nihilist
by Sandinista
Nov 4th, 2008
05:31:46 PM
But it's NOT to get a pat on the head from foreigners. The world is changing in a fast pace; more and more we will have to work things out TOGETHER, not minding our own business. America's debt is a problema for everyone, speacially since 10% of it is China's. And we need a reasonable president to negociate this all over the world. We like Americans; why would we come to this site if we didn't. It's not about respect, it's about the safety and progress of the world. You sink, we sink together. We sink, you sink together. China decides to step up on the world's economy, we gotta be together.
Turd Furgeson
by Thrillho77
Nov 4th, 2008
05:32:05 PM
Funny name. Election days are definitely really surreal days when you're out driving/walking around. A real cool atmosphere.

But then there are the really annoying things - like the wake-up texts at 6:30 AM from your friends saying "rock the vote!" -smack!-

This election would be better if it had werewolves.
by Uncle Stan
Nov 4th, 2008
05:34:12 PM
Voted for Obama
by Stalkeye
Nov 4th, 2008
05:39:18 PM
Because I can't stand the thought of having an Airhead for President.Of course I'm refering to Palin since ol Johnny won't live out his first term.*shudders*
Stalkeye...thanks for the racist vomit...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
05:41:18 PM
I do hope that McCain wins. But if he doesn't, I pray that the next four years aren't as bad as a recent Harvard economist estimated (google it).

BTW, I stood on a street corner in Mountain View, CA during a cold rain with a couple of dozen other McCain sponsors (I was the only African American). We received many more thumbs up than we expected from locals in the Bay Area. However, it was sad that so many others spit at us, threw rocks at us and flicked us off. I guess there is nothing as dangerous as a McCain supporter?

The saddest sight was when some dads were teaching their little girls how to curse and shoot the bird at us as they drove by. Liberals can be extremely hateful. One even told me to go to "return to Africa, Uncle Tom." Sadly, there were some new American citizens holding signs there with their little girl. What a terrible education to this little girl about the intolerant hatred of angry liberals.
If a friend of mine txted me "rock the vote"
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
05:41:22 PM
they would be a friend of mine no longer.
Obama would be INIFINITELY worse then Bush , ROFL
by G100
Nov 4th, 2008
05:46:06 PM
BVaaaHahahahhahahahhahahahahha hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah ahahhaahhahahhahahahhahahahhah ahhahaaaa..hooooo momma!

You just keep hitting us with the comedy bombs don't you chrrisssm ? (or as you shall now be known bubble boy)

When Obama starts TWO intractable Wars and presides over ANOTHER Recession crippling Economic Cataclysm THEN and ONLY THEN will have done as much as Bush has done to fuck things up.

Until then, despite ludicrously high and unrealistic expectations, Bush has luckily set the bar as low as it can get for Obama to beat.

Karl Rove calls it: 338-200 Obama victory
by Chishu_Ryu
Nov 4th, 2008
05:47:18 PM
Sounds like Karl has gone "rogue" and conceded an early defeat for his guy...
Chrism, go visit Nebraska.
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
05:47:58 PM
You'd love it. The same thing, only the conservatives are teaching their kids how to hate the dirty terrorist liberals by spitting, punching, shooting (you head me). You just need a zip code change and you too can join in the fun. Except as an Afircan-American, you would not be accepted by the whole club. Sad but true. People are dicks when they have the numbers, my friend.
Obama had me...
by Archive
Nov 4th, 2008
05:48:41 PM
...with the integrity of his campagin against Hillary. The fact that his policies make absolute sense to me is gravy. On the other hand, being someone who is well-educated, comes from the East Coast and lives in California, McCain has made it very clear that in his America, I am not an American. What more is there to say?
If no true Americans can be educated...
by Archive
Nov 4th, 2008
05:49:24 PM
...where does that leave us? Anyone? Anyone?
Whoops
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
05:49:35 PM
I meant (you heard me), not you head me. That means something else entirely. I think.
Hey Harry
by ChocolateJesusMan
Nov 4th, 2008
05:50:05 PM
Lookin good man...glad the surgery & the diet & everything is workin out for ya..
OMG - Palin is SOOO HOT!!!!
by BGDAWES
Nov 4th, 2008
05:50:40 PM
G100...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Nov 4th, 2008
05:51:29 PM
Watch the news. If Obama wins...continue to watch the news. Also, check the increase in the prices of goods in your community. Compare the taxes of your pay stub from last year with two years from now. Check the price of energy (gas, electricity) once Obama "bankrupts" the coal industry and raises gas and oil taxes. Check the difference after Obama fulfills his promise to repeal the Bush tax cuts (in effect from 2001-today). Every dime you "save" from his tax plan will be flattened by the loss of the Bush tax cuts and the increase in the prices of goods and services following tax increases to corporations and small businesses.

If Obama wins (God forbid), then return in four years and tell me what you thought of him. Yes, Bush set the bar low (at least, according to the often repeated talking point memos of the Democratic Party). However, it CAN go lower. Remember Jimmy Carter?

Burt Gummer says "Vote No on 8" in CA!
by finky089
Nov 4th, 2008
05:51:56 PM
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HARRY - HOW IS THE DIABETES MGMT?
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
05:52:33 PM
Hope you are keeping those sugars steady and low. The complications from this disease are nothing to joke about. Good luck and keep up the good work!
voted a week ago
by darkslab
Nov 4th, 2008
05:53:32 PM
and please, if people wanted to vote and cared about the issues they would have done it by now, and paid attention to the election the past 18 months. Begging for people to do it now, and "get out and vote" is ridiculous. I don't want people voting, who never gave a shit in the first place and don't know the issues. If you don't know whats going on DONT VOTE. How about that? If you have actually been paying attention, know the issues, are a legal citizen and are paying taxes. . go vote! Otherwise, forget it.
MNG - Holy Shit, I never knew you were in VA!
by finky089
Nov 4th, 2008
05:54:20 PM
All these years, I never knew. Not that it really mattered.
Beard is gone....
by magnius
Nov 4th, 2008
05:54:38 PM
...now lose some weight lard ass!
Chrism
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
05:54:57 PM
The sky was supposed to fall when Bill Clinton was elected, too. It didn't. We will endure. We may even prosper. No matter who wins, it will be an improvement.
Cobra Commander all the way!
by landocolt45
Nov 4th, 2008
05:56:27 PM
Yes, write in your votes for Cobra Commander guys! It's time for a real fictional character to win...Oh wait all politicians are fictional too...never mind.
Sandinista is spot on! The world wants Obama!
by billyhitchcock
Nov 4th, 2008
05:57:03 PM
anyone who voted for bush should be ashamed of themselves and mccain is just a seile old man who'll probably kick the bucket before the end of his first term, and then we really will be screwed!!!! palin no thanks!!!
I prefer Destro's tax plan...
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
05:57:30 PM
And shiny bald head.
Lookin good Harry, keep that weight off brotha!
by dr sauch
Nov 4th, 2008
05:58:17 PM
also OMABA FTW!
senile
by billyhitchcock
Nov 4th, 2008
05:59:06 PM
Our president is ambassador...
by emeraldboy
Nov 4th, 2008
05:59:15 PM
She/he holds no political power whatsoever. The real power lies in the govt. All our president does beside represent the country is to pass the govts bill and to authorise the dissiloution of the dail. Mary Mcallese is hugely popular. Towards the end of her first term. She had to decided whether to run again. So the papers ran polls. and the choice was unanimous. Mary Mcaleese. Fianna Fail were happy. the opposition wanted to have a proper race. When it became clear that it would be a landslide. The other candidates withdrew accept one Dana. We all know that dana is an oddbod. ON the day of the proposed election, Dana went to the park. So did the lawyers. Dana and her legal team were locked in talks all day. later that evening dana released a statement saying that even though she wanted a race, which would have a given the people of Ireland a choice, she knew that she couldnt win and so withdrew. Dana would have been slaughtered. Mary Mcaleese had the govt machine behind her. So the inaguration happened. and mary Mc aleese has three years left to run in office. as it stands Ali hewson has made it let be known that she would like to run for president. Bertie is thinking about it. The really ominous one however is Gerry adams. Like a McCain presidency an adams presidency is a nightmare scenario.... But if McCain wins and all the polticians go to washington. I would love to be a fly on the wall when our green ministers meet Sarah Plainly bonkers.
It's not Racist Vomit as you put it..
by Stalkeye
Nov 4th, 2008
06:00:22 PM
..would you be more at ease if I had called you a "Sellout"?The Repugs are the ones who are more hateful of partisan affiliations.They're anti-Black,Homophobic hypocrits and are mosltly liiking out for the rich.

McCain was against having a holiday for MLK, a man who was more braver than ol john boy who signed the confession after getting his ass handed to him in the Hanoi Hilton.

Oh and he called the vietnamese Gooks until he started his bid for president.So as a African-American, why would you support a party that deems you as inferior?

You are seriously disillusioned.Even Colin Powell knew when to give up on the Repugs.

BTW was it you who used to post McCain/Condi 2008 years ago? And yes the "go back to Africa, Unlcle Tom" remark was a bit much, so yeah I agree with you on that.

Did it, got my sticker!
by pandabait
Nov 4th, 2008
06:02:33 PM
Harry, here in DC we've got English/Spanish stickers. But I dig your just Spanish one...way cool. Yaaay Obama!
landocolt45
by Stalkeye
Nov 4th, 2008
06:05:54 PM
Gotta love those G4TV Cobra Commander sketches.

"Yes we shall"!!

chrism, if you honestly believe some prices or taxes
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
06:07:28 PM
won't go up under McCain, you're kidding yourself. No administration could keep them down over the next decade, let alone 4 years.
just read the david brooks article
by crazybubba
Nov 4th, 2008
06:07:31 PM
damn that was depressing,especially because he makes a lot of strong points.
I dont like McCain/pailn...
by emeraldboy
Nov 4th, 2008
06:08:02 PM
For one reason. There is a just a whiff of america for americans. Obama was born and raised in the US. In McCain and plainly bonkers eyes is unamerican becuase he is different, he looks different, he speaks differently. he is eloquent, cool tempered. etc. Barack obama is not the issue. McCain/palin would tear down anyone who was different. That is why you will never see a latino or hispanic preseident. The republicans will smear him and destroy him too. and god help anyone who happens to either gay or lesbian. They too will be destroyed.
Voting is validating your right to bitch
by br1947
Nov 4th, 2008
06:09:05 PM
Don't vote, can't complain.

Incidentally, GrandMuffTarkin, one of the best names ever!
thanks MNG!
by Kloipy
Nov 4th, 2008
06:09:28 PM
Nizzuts
by The Reluctant Austinite
Nov 4th, 2008
06:10:12 PM
I'm sure you're right about the ecomony. I also don't believe the president has that much to do with how bad or good it is at any given time. He (and his party) does, however, have something to say about military objectives. Even though the economy seems to be the number one issue on the minds of voters today (it's on my mind too; I was one of the many laid off a longtime job this year), it wasn't my primary reason for voting for Obama. I want our reputation in the world community to improve. I live in Kentucky, which always votes conservative and Republican no matter what, so I'm in the minority here, just like Harry and the folks in Austin who vote differently than the rest of Texas. As a rule, I hate politics and politicians, and feel like most of them are power seekers who will say anything to obtain power. I can't honestly say that I'm sure Obama will change the country for the better. I've lived long enough to see many promises made over and over again go unfullfilled. But I'm voting with hope this year. I'm not voting for the lesser of two evils, which is what I've done most of my life. Obama seems even tempered and speaks intelligently. I hope he has the qualities that I'd like to see in a leader of men. The black/ white thing isn't an issue for me. I think the biggest wedge between people in this country isn't race. It's economics.
ccchhhrrriiisssm,,,,,
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
06:11:32 PM
you are such a dickwad, this not-passive liberal would take great cathartic pleasure in taking your fingers one at a time in a costa nostra fashion. My nephew attend AZ State and already knows several dozen students well as a freshman, all of them not voting for McCain the doddering old man (and I can say that as I head into younger than him old man-hood) and that twit of a creature Palin, so deserving a loathing, she brings out the vocal non-Church going, pro-choice, pro wolves and moose activists in me.
We've got to make it an Obama-rama
by BrandLoyalist
Nov 4th, 2008
06:12:15 PM
It's got to be a landslide if we want to be sure to overcome the effects of shameless and often illegal Republican voter suppression tactics
Gonna lay the smackdown on the Jabroni
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Nov 4th, 2008
06:13:19 PM
Probably what Obama was thinking this morning. He really does sound like The Rock cutting a promo when he talks. But yeah, I helped a brother out today. I'm sure the economy is gonna skyrocket after this.
McCain in '08, Hillary in '12
by j2talk
Nov 4th, 2008
06:15:19 PM
maybe Obama can be VP, then once he learns he can run again...
finky089!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 4th, 2008
06:19:09 PM
Yes, indeed. Virginia always matters! Did you see Obama's rally in Manassas last night?

FIRED UP!!!

READY TO GO!!!

As a Canadian...
by gringostar
Nov 4th, 2008
06:19:15 PM
I have my fingers crossed that Obama wins. Like many Canadians I have family that live in the states and I shudder to think what would happen if McCain wins...
You're welcome, Kloipy!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 4th, 2008
06:20:13 PM
Remind me again...
by sidestepper
Nov 4th, 2008
06:21:19 PM
why it's cool that we have to print stickers with the simple phrase "I voted" in Spanish. Come on now, people!
Nice try the Recession is HERE, Credit Crunch gave it steroids
by G100
Nov 4th, 2008
06:23:17 PM
What you SERIOUSLY think anyone is going to forget the Economic Catastrophe of the Bailout, Nationalizing the Banks and the Recession any decade soon ???? No fucking chance.

I HAVE been watching the News that's why I KNOW that food and Energy prices have ALREADY rocketed and Unemployment and Foreclosures are soaring and have been for quite some time.

Everyone knows even harder times are almost certainly ahead it's how EITHER (and I'm being fair here because McCain would face the same Recession) Candidate deals with it.

I'll tell you what I THINK will happen. BOTH candidates will roll back on their Election promises when faced with the wrecked Economy inherited from Bush.

McCain has already said we might not have the same entitlements in the future so we know where he will likely place the Axe in light of the actuall Economy and Obama will probably put Education reforms and spending into deep freeze and his Healthcare reforms may also take a hit.

That's me being REALISTIC. And we know exactly why BOTH candidates wouldn't fully answer the question about how their plans would change because of the wrecked Economy at the height of the Election.

Rest assured though once this thing is over Bush is going to take a hurricane of Criticism from Obama OR McCain until inauguration. As BOTH will not want to be tainted by Bush's past mistakes as they start their term.

And you need to get over your amusing obsession with Carter. Shit as he was he simply wasn't (to quote the Simpsons) "The most evil man in History" and his public approval ratings tell a completely different and far more realistic story than your rabid hatred of Carter and strange blind spot and affection for Bush does.

As Americans...
by sidestepper
Nov 4th, 2008
06:23:49 PM
we couldn't possibly give two fucks about what Canadians think about this election.
Wolf Blitzer Talks to a Hologram on CNN!!!
by The Reluctant Austinite
Nov 4th, 2008
06:25:58 PM
Wow, I was just watching CNN and Wolf Blitzer just introduced a new technology used for the first time on CNN. He interviewed the hologram of reporter from another state. She said she felt like Princess Leia!
Nicely done, Harry...
by GrandMuffTarkin
Nov 4th, 2008
06:27:12 PM
Good to know you're down almost 100. You need to start taking pics at 250.
sidestepper
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
06:28:13 PM
how about three fucks?
its pointless to say the price of good and services will go up
by crazybubba
Nov 4th, 2008
06:28:25 PM
under obama's administration when he wins. the prices of goods and services always go up no matter whose in charge. Inflations the hidden tax. My cable bill is twice as high as it was in 2000, my grocery bill is higher than was 8yrs. ago and i'm definitely paying a lot more for gas. The real question is do you want the guy who said "the fundamentals of our economy are sound" as wall street was collapsing, who ran an erratic campaign that is being ripped apart by infighting (an anonymous McCain aide called Palin a whackjob) or do you want the guy who had to run a near perfect campaign in order to win, showed grace under fire as he was slandered as an unpatriotic arab terrorist and has united the nation along racial lines in a way that it never has been before. Despite all the slander, polls show that obama has nearly as many white supporters as mccain and hispanics will be voting for him in large numbers even though many of them traditionally vote republican.
Oh my, was that "voting" thing today?
by thebearovingian
Nov 4th, 2008
06:28:33 PM
Whoops. *shrugs*

Let the next 4 years of bitching commence...

This ought to be rich
by Itchy
Nov 4th, 2008
06:28:51 PM
the fine minds of the Aint-It-Cool talkback forum debating public policy and issues of world leadership. Get ready for 1200 posts that read "John McCain has a beer, cheats on Sarah Palin, and then rips out Obama's eyes, fucks his skull and puts a plant in the empty socket while George Lucas rapes his childhood"
That Hologram is freaky!
by HEADGEEK
Nov 4th, 2008
06:29:44 PM
Is it actually in front of him?
AVP had it right
by br1947
Nov 4th, 2008
06:34:24 PM
"Whoever wins, we lose"
Yeah it is, Harry!
by The Reluctant Austinite
Nov 4th, 2008
06:36:33 PM
Can you believe that shit? There is even a little red transporter thing on the floor! That pretty much blew my mind.
Voted FOR Obama, AGAINST 8 in CA
by Read and Shut Up
Nov 4th, 2008
06:38:36 PM
I feel the winds of change blowing!
Oh you pretty things
by ChocolateJesus
Nov 4th, 2008
06:40:04 PM
The Earth is a bitch We've finished our news Homo Sapiens have outgrown their use All the strangers came today And it looks as though they're here to stay Oh you pretty things (oh you pretty things) Don't you know you're driving your Mamas and papas insane Let me make it plain You gotta make way for the homo superior
Bring on the partisanship!
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
06:41:48 PM
There's plenty of time to act graceful between now and january.

I voted a straight party ticket here in PA, Democratic all the way. All the fear-mongering, name-calling, and race-baiting in the world wouldn't have gotten me to vote for McSame.

The early polling results are a bit chill-inducing, but I'm holding faith that sanity and lucidity will prevail over ignorance, intimidation and outright despicability.

Here's hoping that tomorrow gives all the right-wing sociopaths (like your friend and mine, JJJJJJJJJIIISSSM THE POST-WHORING NEO-TARD) something to fucking choke on.

In that blissful event, I look forward to endlessly repeating the words "Love It or Leave It" (sound familiar, anyone?).

Holy fuck, that hologram thingy was awesome.
by Kragmose
Nov 4th, 2008
06:45:54 PM
Awesome SAUCE. I want to see a hologram of a hooded Harry, speaking in a low voice, commanding his minions.
Darth Knowles, if you will!
by Kragmose
Nov 4th, 2008
06:46:56 PM
hologram?
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
06:47:44 PM
I'm intrigued and not got a TV near me. Could someone post some more info please?
Dear
by NedNederlander
Nov 4th, 2008
06:48:29 PM
didn't vote, but i'm home drunk...
by DickDonuts
Nov 4th, 2008
06:48:56 PM
watching the HOUSE marathon and CNN. they REALLY have to change the whole "convicted felon" thing. i'm a person who wants change too...
Dear America
by NedNederlander
Nov 4th, 2008
06:50:10 PM
I'm both shocked and proud to see the images of huge lines of people waiting to make their voice heard. No matter what happens, it's amazing to see people finally getting involved with the political process.
....
by NedNederlander
Nov 4th, 2008
06:50:59 PM
except for dickdonuts. hahaha What a loser
Just got back from voting and watching Indiana Jones and the Kin
by JarJar25
Nov 4th, 2008
06:51:41 PM
Man, what a great film!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CNN's hologram tek better than "Star Wars" tek!
by The Reluctant Austinite
Nov 4th, 2008
06:51:42 PM
We've already made history tonight. We live in an age where hologram communications technology looks better here and now than it did in the futuristic Star Wars universe. This is officially f***ing exciting.
The right to vote ...
by berserkrl
Nov 4th, 2008
06:52:37 PM
... is also the right NOT to vote: http://praxeology.net/antivoti ng.htm and the right to advocate voting is also the right to advocate boycotting the vote.
Le Roi est mort!
by seppukudkurosawa
Nov 4th, 2008
06:54:15 PM
Vive le Roi!
I've done my part!
by JunoFallon
Nov 4th, 2008
06:55:24 PM
Here's hoping it brings good change!
Berserkrl - we don't WANT your dumb ass to vote.
by Teh Suk
Nov 4th, 2008
06:57:14 PM
Shit, I missed it!
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
06:57:47 PM
The hologram, that is. They better show it again!
then again, Star Wars happened a long time ago
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
06:58:25 PM
(in a galaxy far, far away). So it's technically not futuristic at all.
With a comment like that Teh Suk
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
07:00:17 PM
doubt berserkrl would want to join you anyway.
Teh Suk
by berserkrl
Nov 4th, 2008
07:00:35 PM
So do you have a reasoned refutation of the arguments for the anti-voting position? Or just, you know, clever junior high insults instead?
anybody else see ...
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
07:02:09 PM
The Dave Willis/Scott Jacobson NC Neighbors vid on Youtube?

http://tinyurl.com/6pzecz

I don't know why, but I thought I'd throw that out there, after berserkrl's comment.

Patton Oswalt is liveblogging
by buffywrestling
Nov 4th, 2008
07:03:04 PM
on Comedy Central's site, if any one is interested.
85 lbs...
by digitalcos
Nov 4th, 2008
07:06:47 PM
Good work Harry. Stick with it. You're doing great.
FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
07:07:09 PM
ahhhh, hehehehe.

vote

Help me Obama Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope
by Kloipy
Nov 4th, 2008
07:07:33 PM
for change
ccchhhrrriiisssm
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
07:08:21 PM
Finally, some sensible talk on these boards! I too would have loved to have voted for Obama. I was for him until I found out how radical his plans are related to taxes and the economy. The whole lack of experience just sealed the deal. I love a good moderate from either side, but that's not Obama.
I can't vote (overseas) but I'll buy a vote, if anyone is sellin
by V'Shael
Nov 4th, 2008
07:13:16 PM
I can't vote (overseas) but I'll buy a vote, if anyone is selling?

How much does a vote go for these days? A Euro is worth what now, about 20 dollars? :)

richievanderlow
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
07:14:53 PM
"Finally, some sensible talk on these boards!" By that you mean: Finally, some talk I agree with on these boards.

You want sensible talk, look at posts by anyone who isn't doing the whole fear-mongering & name-calling thing here. Arguably more sensible.

i'm not voting and proud of it
by GLENN_THE_TOOL
Nov 4th, 2008
07:16:23 PM
"You didn't vote so you have no right to complain!" Fuck you. Carlin said it best. if you voted, YOU don't have the right to complain. so sit there and deal with all the fuckups made by the new President with your mouths shut. it's like going to a restaurant, ordering a shit sandwich, eating it, then complaining that your shit sandwich tastes horrible. but sorry fuckers, i want no part of the shit sandwich this country will be eating for the next four years.
Amy Chasing
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
07:16:36 PM
The man is talking sense. If he's insulting you along the way, that's a different issue and one I'm not a part of.
Glenn
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
07:19:46 PM
I agree with the whole right to complain thing. There is nothing that says you are restricted from complaining if you don't vote, and no one can tell you otherwise. I think you should vote, but understand why your not.. don't blame you.
The Nihilist
by sambrook
Nov 4th, 2008
07:20:28 PM
Because if a country's leader is going to call themselves the leader of the free world then the free world is going to have an opinion on who that leader is. A choice? No. But an interest and an opinion, yes.
the first george carlin quote of the night.
by crazybubba
Nov 4th, 2008
07:23:43 PM
leoblooms
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
07:24:06 PM
And once again liberals show that they have no ability to practice what they preach and be tolerant of others who don't agree with them. When will that collective group ever grow up? So much for bridging the divide amongst our country.
I hope you're trying to be healthy Harry.
by JediRob
Nov 4th, 2008
07:25:03 PM
I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to have you around for a while and not have to worry about you, much like Uncle Forry, till your 92 rather than 42.
the right to complain
by berserkrl
Nov 4th, 2008
07:25:28 PM
What if all the candidates on the ballot are people I absolutely despise and regard as dangerous? Do I still have to vote in order to have the right to complain?
AMY
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
07:27:08 PM
That's the problem with opinions these days - everyone believes that the one they hold is precisely correct and by default the only "sensible" choice.

Hence, why I gave up on trying to speak objectively with these so-called "people" about a decade ago.

berserkrl
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
07:28:16 PM
Nothing is restricting you from complaining. That's just some self righteous people's way of trying to guilt trip you into voting.
richievanderlow
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
07:31:27 PM
Not insulting me, that's for sure. But to say he's finally the only sensible talk on these boards isn't particularly correct, or sensible.
You have the right to complain because you pay taxes
by beefywhore
Nov 4th, 2008
07:32:58 PM
You definately should vote...but no disrespect if you don't. Honestly, there are some dumb-shit yokels out there who don't educate themselves before taking part in the election process, and trust me, I'd rather didn't but it is their right to do so. But even though its their right, it's not their duty. So vote if you feel you shoud, or even if you just want to (I sure did) but don't let any joker make you feel guilty for not doing it either.
Amy Chasing
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
07:33:53 PM
So now you're self righteous enough to tell me I'm wrong? Our opinions differ.. that really doesn't make either of us wrong... it just means we don't agree.
beefywhore
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
07:34:45 PM
Well said.
BTW Harry it's nice to see a picture after the lapband
by beefywhore
Nov 4th, 2008
07:35:23 PM
I'm totally rooting for you Bro. And may I suggest a Handle-Bar Mustache instead of your usual Amish-style beard this time?
Yes FatherMCGruder,
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
07:35:31 PM
I'm seeing alot of Stephen Colbert attitudes here. Except while he's doing it as a spoof, they're doing it as a point of argument. On Colbert it's funny. With them, it's just sad.

heh, truthiness.

I voted for the silly Ni...
by Gus Van Rant
Nov 4th, 2008
07:36:44 PM
Nice guy, OBAMA!!!
richievanderlow
by beefywhore
Nov 4th, 2008
07:36:49 PM
Thanks Man.
sidestepper = pathetic
by gringostar
Nov 4th, 2008
07:38:36 PM
You are welcome to your xenophobic opinion, as ignorant and unintelligent as it is... sad really.
woah richie,
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
07:39:03 PM
I'm just pointing out there's sensible posts here from both sides of the fence. But you think I said you're wrong, and I know you think me self righteous.

Keep the emotion out of the logical argument please.

Yes
by Napoleon Park
Nov 4th, 2008
07:47:54 PM
2 answer the Q "Have You voted?"

In Michigan we had very unnatural 71 degree sunny weather and a huge turnout. Like those ads that say to call your doctor if you have an election lasting more than four hours. Well, the lines weren't quite that bad, but the longest I'd ever seen there.

We also had medical marijuana and stem cells on the ballot proposals. I always said, put marijuana on the ballot and I'd vote for it. And based on the opposition propaganda, I think stem cell research involves mass producing industrial quantities of clone babies to hack up for medical research. Which I'm for, especially if there's a chance they can cure diabetes in our lifetime.

Looking good, Harry - way cool glasses.

DO YOU SMELL WHAT BARACK IS COOKING?
by Err
Nov 4th, 2008
07:48:04 PM
EVEN IF JOHN MCCAIN HATES YOU, HE WILL STILL CALL YOU MY FRIEND
by Err
Nov 4th, 2008
07:48:42 PM
EVEN IF JOHN MCCAIN HATES YOU, HE WILL STILL CALL YOU MY FRIEND
BBC !!!
by medicinaluser
Nov 4th, 2008
07:54:53 PM
Anyone else watching the the awsome livefeed coverage on the BBC Site.

www.tinyurl.com/5okve5
Amy Chasing
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
07:56:58 PM
You're off with that last post. You never said anything about both sides.. you came after me for calling that guy's post sensible. Don't get upset because I'm answering your posts in a way you don't like when you're the one that brought it up.
Best comedy on this board so far:
by ebonic_plague
Nov 4th, 2008
08:04:35 PM
Jjjjjjjjism insisting he's black. Spam bots have no ethnicity.
I didn't vote either
by dirtsandwich
Nov 4th, 2008
08:10:32 PM

I'm not even registered. The idea that if you register to vote then you're more prone to be called for jury duty is bull fucking hot steaming shit. I've been summons 3 times and I'm in my early 40s. I know fuckers that are old that haven't even been summons once, and they registered when they were 18.

I'm not voting for this bullshit system. You fucks just said YES to the $855 billion "I made millions in my business by bending over and shoving my giant black cock in over thousands of people's asses, fucking them out of millions of dollars, can you help me out, bail-out package".

You are voting for a plutocracy. Owned by the wealthy and ran by the wealthy. Pharmacutical adds on every minute, the fucked in the head food pyramid promoted by the zillion dollar meat and dairy industry making everyone fat causing billions for the drug companies, hospitals, and the entire medical industry.

The issues that do not get addressed in this country far out weigh any changes made by switching presidents. Most of the crap either candidate spews has to get a passing vote in congress. So much shit is ignored because there are other so called issues more important.

What a wonderful monopolized two party system. Republicunts and Democraps. It's amazing just how brainwashed sheeple stand in line for over 10 hours "It's worth the wait, to voice my opinion, freedom!"

"return to Africa, Uncle Tom."
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
08:14:10 PM
Need we further proof of Jjjjjiissssmmm's stupidity? You can't combine left-wing and right-wing slurs and come off as believable. What right-wing extremist would call a black person an "Uncle Tom"? What left-wing extremist would tell a black person to "go back to Africa"? That's like calling someone a "no-good Commie Capitalist".

Jjjjiisssmmm, you need to learn how to lie better.

I voted, but they were out of stickers!
by Lissa-Triana
Nov 4th, 2008
08:15:24 PM
So sad. I really wanted one. :(
richievanderlow
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
08:18:32 PM
Again, I'm not insulted or upset. Why do you assume I am? I don't care how you post, but you continue to argue against my pointing out the other sensible posts here. I wonder why you do?

I assumed when I wrote "look at posts by anyone who isn't doing the whole fear-mongering & name-calling thing here" that that would include people from "both sides of the fence". It's a talkback about an election with 2 parties - you either vote or not, for this or that guy.

Please try to read all the posts infront of you before writing something other than that which you seem to cherish - being sensible.

Real change will occur when...
by teethgnasher
Nov 4th, 2008
08:18:41 PM
Americans adopt the ideas of Ron Paul. That is real change. I hope his vision finds its way into mainstream america.
Ohio for Obama!
by otm shank
Nov 4th, 2008
08:23:59 PM
Getting close.
Amy Chasing
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
08:24:44 PM
I'm not backreading your posts when you came after me for a singular comment I made, and that's all I was talking to you about. Where is all this other crap you're talkinga about coming from? Can't we just drop it?
COME ON VIRGINIA!!!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 4th, 2008
08:30:40 PM
MNG needs a new pair of shoes!
is cool richie
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
08:36:51 PM
I know I'm being a bit of a semantics nazi, but I think we've all learned an important lesson today: Debating something essentially pointless can be more fun than work you're supposed to be doing. Speaking of which, better get back to it. It's been entertaining.
Ohio falls, dumb people cry
by Upside Down Johnson
Nov 4th, 2008
08:37:49 PM
A return to intelligence. And for the Americans bragging about not voting. FUCK YOU. You are worthless and deserve to not have a voice.
I've been watching a lot of Fox News today
by blindambition238
Nov 4th, 2008
08:37:58 PM
I get my up to the minute election information with a nice scoop of schadenfreude every 5 seconds...
Amy Chasing
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
08:38:08 PM
Whatever.
"Is it me, or does Tommy look severly bloated?"
by qweruiop
Nov 4th, 2008
08:43:22 PM
"Nah man, the camera adds a couple...hundred pounds". Just kidding Harry, great to see that you voted and that you've been losing weight. It's a long tough road when it comes to losing weight but it's fantastic to see that you're going through with it. Congrats from a fellow Austinite.
say, whatever happened to the Shatner/Hasselhoff ticket?
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
08:44:21 PM
www.shatnerhasselhoff.com
I would say FUCK YOU Upside Down Johnson but...
by RUMIKOTRAX45
Nov 4th, 2008
08:49:12 PM
I think it's pretty obvious. We're ALL fucked now. Congrats dem idiots.
To paraphrase Megatron
by Varakor
Nov 4th, 2008
08:49:14 PM
Looks like unborn babies will be sucked out by vacuums in record
by GeekySciFiAnimeFreak
Nov 4th, 2008
08:50:24 PM
Will you eat them, Harry?
To paraphrase Megatron
by Varakor
Nov 4th, 2008
08:50:28 PM
from transformers the movie: It's over Mccain. Which is good for me cause i got a whole bag of black jokes i wanna shoot out. Hey Carlos Mencia says I can and he's never wrong... is he?
Turn to FOX News RIGHT NOW!!!
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
08:51:26 PM
And bask in the hopelessness. Eat it like CANDY. Brit Hume babbling incoherently is a thing to behold. They should be happy - they can finally go President hunting again. Let's see how much "treasonous language" they engage in going forward. Then they will be the "loyal opposition", not anti-american.

Ahh, douchy goodness.

Welcome to the United States of Al Qeada...
by jimmy rabbitte
Nov 4th, 2008
08:51:39 PM
...we're screwed now.
^ lol
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
08:53:26 PM
Re: Unborn babies...
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
08:54:47 PM
There will actually be less of them being vacuumed out because sex education is effective. Preaching abstinence and barring preventative measures equals unwanted pregnancies. If you don't believe me, ask Pippi Palin. (Piker, Trekker?? - not sure)
I SEE THE WINGNUTS ARE IN THIS TALKBACK
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
08:57:49 PM
Oh the despair!
Ladies, Gentlemen & Talkbackers. AICN presents:
by Amy Chasing
Nov 4th, 2008
08:58:44 PM
Election 2008 aftermath talkback!

After all, this is what we've all being waiting for. To make useless comments about something you can no longer change. Just congratulate the winner and be on your way. Or mourn the death of America as you know it, it's a free country.

GOOD NEWS FOR LEVI JOHNSTON
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
08:59:56 PM
Now he doesn't have to marry the slut.
Ah, I LOVE the smell...
by ebonic_plague
Nov 4th, 2008
09:01:39 PM
...of dittohead tears in the evening. Smells like... victory!
jimmy rabbitte - LOL!
by dirtsandwich
Nov 4th, 2008
09:02:09 PM
hilarious. "Welcome to the United States of Al Qeada..."
look at the popular vote..its not over yet...
by j2talk
Nov 4th, 2008
09:06:21 PM
Just a friendly reminder for the McCain supporters
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
09:07:58 PM
LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT.
God
by magic_ninja
Nov 4th, 2008
09:08:53 PM
God I love the internet
by magic_ninja
Nov 4th, 2008
09:10:45 PM
The only place in the world where being a "homophobe" or a "racist" is the worst thing in the world. I'm sure all you white kids will be getting your medal from the African community for voting for the black man soon.
POPULAR VOTE ...
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:10:52 PM
Yeah, I can't wait to see the numbers from the West Coast. Looking good, fellow Socialists!!!
Congratulations
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
09:11:03 PM
Congrats on the election of "Beloved Leader". Goodbye to the first amendment with the passage of the "Fairness Doctrine", Goodbye to gun ownership as it appears he might even have the votes to severely restrict it. I for one, look forward to joining the "Civilian National Security Force" and putting on my brown shirt and Jack Boots. Goodbye to the the "right to Privacy" and hello union goons with "card Check" Hello to "Skyrocketing" energy prices (a promise he actually made). I am sure he will pass gloriously the test which Biden guarantees will occur within 6 months. Goodbye Israel, Goodbye Ukraine, Hello President Ahmadinijad, welcome to the white house, would you like some tea? Goodbye oil companies and coal workers, don't worry, you will be taken care of. I hope all of you Obama supporters wildest dreams come true. Goodbye to American Exceptionalism, Hello European mediocrity. Goodbye military, good luck with those 25% budget cuts Barney Frank promised. I could go on, but I don't want to be destroyed like Joe the Plumber. I will never criticize our Beloved Leader again. I don't want a knock on my door.
I'd like to punch Joe the Plumber in the face
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:13:04 PM
for fun
Goodbye redshirt.
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
09:13:04 PM
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I'd like to bitch slap Redshirt
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:13:30 PM
for fun
God I love the internet, part 2
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
09:13:47 PM
Wherein a dude who calls himself 'magic ninja' can express an inflammatory opinion in mixed company and not get kicked. Hard.
VIC TWENTY - LOL
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:14:33 PM
Brit Hume really IS crying!! LOLLZ
Joe will let you punch him in the face for $25
by Flim Springfield
Nov 4th, 2008
09:15:00 PM
Make some hay while the sun shines!
BSB
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
09:16:08 PM
Somewhere, a field of posies came into bloom.
REDSHIRT CAN MOVE TO ALASKA
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:16:43 PM
They have a nice Socialist policy where you get to share the wealth arising from the collective ownership of the land's resources. You can keep your gun, too.
Redshirt - sucks to be you.
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
09:16:59 PM
Back to the cave, er, home school. Don't worry, I'll pry the gun from your cold, dead hand. I can always use another one.
redshirt
by ebonic_plague
Nov 4th, 2008
09:17:03 PM
Goodbye, delusional fear mongering bullshit. Hello, sanity.
Why Obama will win
by WIREDJACKS
Nov 4th, 2008
09:17:33 PM
Thank you, Ohio! Tomorrow, if all goes as expected, Democrats should pause to be grateful that John Kerry didn't get 70,000 more votes in Ohio in 2004. What would have happened if Kerry had won? 1) He would have presided over a slow motion loss, or continuing stalemate, in Iraq. No way Kerry would ever have approved the "surge." 2) He would also have presided over the current housing and financial collapse that has both broken economic growth and, apparently, destroyed any chances of the incumbent party retaining the White House. Democrats don't bear the main blame for this crisis, but is there any reason to think they would have prevented it? I can't think of one. We'd be looking at a Republican wave instead of a Democratic sweep. ..
BringingSexyBack
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
09:17:50 PM
Hey buddy, you won. Won't be long til I'm not allowed to make these kinds of posts anymore. Been nice knowing you. We'll discuss the Star Trek movie when it comes out, OK?
America to the world: "So... We cool again?"
by Flim Springfield
Nov 4th, 2008
09:18:20 PM
BILL KRISTOL TRYING TO COVER HIS ASS ON THE PALIN QUESTION
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:19:11 PM
Brit of course knows that it was Kristol who pushed Palin into McKKKain's face. Big meltdown at Fox ... LOVE IT!!!
Two things will become official
by dirtsandwich
Nov 4th, 2008
09:19:47 PM

Palin's running for president in 2012 and the skinheads are now plotting. It's only a matter of time. We've heard of some half ass plots to take out Obama when he was just a candidate. Well it's going to increase now and it only takes one to be serious enough to pull it off.

And you know it'll be documented with the thousands of cameras, cell phones, surveillance, and coverage.

Redshirt you mental midget
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:19:53 PM
It's the Palin mentality that forces teens to marry over a pregnancy, would herd all those who don't believe in a god into relocation camps and take away their children, reward the richest over all others, and demolish genuine education, discourse and more. Opposed to your governments military actions? Shut up or be jailed, lose your citizenship. European mediocrity? You fucking boob. As opposed to the glory of strip malls and Wal-mart you STUPID FUCKHEAD. American exceptionlism, like human life gougers Exxon? The sheer wonder of Blackwater? And CRIMINAL FUCKS LIKE DICK CHENEY? Yeah, right. Have you been to Europe, ever? They are medically superior in many areas of everyday life, home tech is just as sophisticated, hell, even more so than many U.S. homes, unless you're flush with disposable income. Face me any time you piece of floating crap, I've more than ready for it dimtwit. Bet you aren't.
ebonic_plague
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
09:19:57 PM
So, you disagree with some of what I said I take it? I forgot one, hello to infanticide again!
FATHERMCGRUDER
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:20:13 PM
Thanks for fighting the good fight.
and post all you want, you're still a puss
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:21:05 PM
when it comes down all that's elemental in the universe.
Now bring on...
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
09:21:45 PM
...the GOP civil war!!!!!
Redshirt - Don't worry!
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
09:22:16 PM
Remember, the Clinton presidency was supposed to kill everyone back in the 90s. We're all on borrowed time anyway!!! As John McCain once said, "You don't have to be afraid of an Obama presidency". And then he was booed by the fair-minded crowd that loves him.
I find ...
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
09:22:37 PM
... all the obvious Republican ticket voters whinging about some imagined impending impingement upon their precious civil liberties to be beyond fucking ridiculous.

Just where the fuck have you guys been hiding for the last few years?

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT.

BSB
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
09:24:38 PM
Same to you, no thanks necessary!
crankyoldguy
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
09:24:46 PM
Wow, you live up to your name! Relax, you won, let the hate go. It's like a poison inside you. Yes, I have been to Europe. I wonder what will happen there when the USA is no longer paying for their national defense and Putin starts roaring back towards them, and their Islamic overlords act with impunity?
The popular vote doesn't matter
by dirtsandwich
Nov 4th, 2008
09:25:14 PM
Didn't Gore win the popular vote and lost? This is why voting in a fuck up system is meaningless.
REDSHIRT - HERE'S SOME CONSOLATION FOR YOU
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:25:15 PM
Obama is no Bush. You and your party will not be ostracized by The One. Obama is a true unifier. As much as we will revel in this great victory, we also know that Obama will be reaching out and governing from the Center. So chill out and let's work together.

Except for the next few days, we need to rub more salt into the Right's wounds.

Such doom and gloom from the right...
by Blanket-Man
Nov 4th, 2008
09:25:35 PM
How about a little "let's hope for the best" talk, folks? Obama hasn't even gotten officially elected yet and the righties here (and elsewhere) are already declaring this the end of civilization. The Republic survived 8 years of Bush; we'll manage through 8 years of Obama. Hell, maybe we'll even thrive. Get over yourselves and support your new President. I certainly supported Dubya til he went nuts and invaded Iraq...
The GOP Civil War: The Red and the Redder
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 4th, 2008
09:27:06 PM
A new HBO mini-series coming soon!
Merciless Attacks
by GeorgieBoy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:28:09 PM
Enjoy your victory. Because from here on out, every minute problem that happens is Obama's fault. And I'd move out of LA if I were you guys. I look for that to be nuked next.
Vic Twenty
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
09:29:01 PM
Thanks for the kind words. I never feared Clinton's presidency, and I wouldn't have feared Hill's either. Hill, Bill, and John all wanted a strong America. Obama wants an America subservient to the UN and the world court. He will make choices based on what is best for the world, as opposed to what is the best for the USA.
No matter who won, or who you supported...
by KnightShift
Nov 4th, 2008
09:29:21 PM
...it has to be noted with some admiration that despite how much we as a country HAVE become trapped by the singular vision of partisan politics...

...that after all this time, we can still peaceably resolve to respect the authority of the ballot box, whether or not we have the enlightenment that our Founders prayed we might possess.

And that is a beautiful thing.

QUOTE OF THE NIGHT
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
09:30:29 PM
BSB: "... So chill out and let's work together.

Except for the next few days, we need to rub more salt into the Right's wounds."

INCOME REDISTRIBUTION COMMENCES TOMORROW
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:30:33 PM
No time to waste! Just in time for Christmas shopping!! Pony up, wingnuts!!!
Right leobloom, what was "treason" under Bush..
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
09:31:04 PM
is now "loyal opposition". Same shit they did under Clinton. Character assassination disguised as patriotism. Welcome to The Great Hypocrisy.
Obama should invite all the other countries over
by terry1978
Nov 4th, 2008
09:31:49 PM
And just have a big cookout and be like, "you know all that shit before I came on board was bogus, right? We can still hang out."
Voting Nader won't change a thing
by dirtsandwich
Nov 4th, 2008
09:32:39 PM

I haven't heard his name once in weeks especially tonight on any channel. It's not just about the election process, it's about Uncle Scam, Congress, the whole fucking system...you know...blah,blah,blah.

Do you feel you've fulfilled your civic duty today? Yeah it really meant a lot...LOL!

FATHERMCGRUDER
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:33:32 PM
We have years of abuse catch-up to unleash. Hey, this sadism feels fucking good!
No Point in voting
by brobdingnag
Nov 4th, 2008
09:34:04 PM
There is no one worth voting for.
Almost as important as Obama's win...
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
09:34:18 PM
...is the need for the GOP's defeat to be as crushing as possible -- for its own good. The bigger the rout, the greater the chances are they'll start cleaning the hideous Christian zealots from their midst and reinvent themselves.

The GOP sold its soul to Satan for Jesus.

And now they must pay.

terry1978
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
09:34:48 PM
That's funny, cuz that's what the Palistinians claim Obama told them about his "support" for Israel! I can't wait to see what Israel does next.
Amen, Doc!!!!
by Vic Twenty
Nov 4th, 2008
09:36:03 PM
You could not be more right!

Franken still ahead!!

FOX NEWS COVERING REID AND PELOSI
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:37:07 PM
Damn, they are obsessed with those two ...
OBAMA TAKES ILLINOIS!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:38:48 PM
Whew!
At least they can rest assured ...
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
09:39:53 PM
President Obama will most likely not begin his 1st term (yeah, I said it) by speaking anything that even vaguely resembles "... an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm."

And for that, I give thanks.

BringingSexyBack
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
09:40:33 PM
OK 2 questions for you; 1 what the hell is this "civilian national security force" that he proposes? He says it will be as well equipped and funded as the military. Military budget is, what $500 billion annually? How is he paying for it? 2: Where did Barney Frank get that 25% military budget cut idea? There are still barbarians at the gate. Will Obama gut the military? Cuz he never told Frank to shut up about that crap.
DocPazuzuz is 100% right
by smackfu
Nov 4th, 2008
09:42:21 PM
Obama is going to bring world peace redshirt
by TerryMalloy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:42:26 PM
With a wave of his magical cock.
Virginia JUST called for Obama--Hey MNG!!
by chromedome
Nov 4th, 2008
09:43:20 PM
got get them new shoes!
TerryMalloy
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
09:43:58 PM
You Joke, but I think he really believes it is magic.
McCain almost feels like collateral damage...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 4th, 2008
09:45:31 PM
...because the real victory lies over Palin and her ilk. The GOP would be wise to go back to bedrock and work on sorting out their principles.
MORE important than who wins... Be PROUD of THIS:
by chromedome
Nov 4th, 2008
09:46:39 PM
On Jan 20th we will have yet another Peaceful, Celebratory Transition of Power.

This is the thing that should give all chills & thrills about our democracy.

California, peoples
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
09:46:48 PM
Where's it gonna go?
You just haven't seen it yet...
by TerryMalloy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:46:59 PM
Truly magical.
so stupid
by macheesmo3
Nov 4th, 2008
09:47:05 PM
The last time that the Dems had these kind of numbers in the Senate , the House and pres. was Carter and LBJ. Real proud and prosperous moments in our history,
Well Obama IS replacing a catastrophically calamitous cock
by G100
Nov 4th, 2008
09:47:05 PM
Everything Bush touched turned to shit. Now THAT'S magic folks!
Mr. Nice Gaius
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
09:47:40 PM
So true, so true.
chromedome
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
09:48:39 PM
Good observation!
macheesmo3
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
09:48:44 PM
waaaaaaaaaah....
That Civil Rights Act of 1968 was shameful
by TerryMalloy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:48:52 PM
Wasn't it macheesmo?
Speaking of Bush and Shit...
by blindambition238
Nov 4th, 2008
09:50:04 PM
Isn't there also a measure to rename a sewage treatment plant after Dubyah' on the San Francisco tonight? Are any of those native godless hippies here to verify that?
Most of you
by macheesmo3
Nov 4th, 2008
09:50:35 PM
couldn't explain in depth what the financial crisis was about , why the bailout was needed , and what was the root cause of it. Just blame Bush!! Well , get ready boys , because the blame machine is just getting fired up! I actually saw a woman say on the local news that if Obama didn't win that she was going to kill somebody. I also saw the Black Panthers trying to stop white people from voting ( in a Democratic precinct in philly , very smat these guys ). Paybacks a bitch. I'm enjoying this victory as when everybody doesn't get their free pony they are going to be pissed off and call your guy there an Uncle Tom. bank on it .
meant to say San Francisco ballot'
by blindambition238
Nov 4th, 2008
09:50:39 PM
chromedome!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 4th, 2008
09:51:26 PM
Sweet! I just saw that 91% of the precincts are reporting and Obama is now at 51%.

Set Condition One throughout the Fleet!

I fucking love the HOLOGRAM!
by HEADGEEK
Nov 4th, 2008
09:51:37 PM
I just need to know it really is a hologram and not a bullshit lame re-defining of the word. But that Will I Am hologram with the purple outline was just neato torpedo. Do we have HOLOGRAM tech nowadays? For real? And cameras can see it? And you can stand and see it?
macheesmo3
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
09:52:44 PM
Suck it. SUUUUUUUCK IT.
Dammit! I missed it again!
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
09:53:10 PM
Someone get a screengrab of this reputed hologram, stat!
I CAN'T TELL WHAT IT IS
by TerryMalloy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:53:28 PM
BUT IT'S AWESOME
FOX News is hilariously sad. Their website is having problems lo
by Orionsangels
Nov 4th, 2008
09:54:00 PM
The Electoral votes still show 0 and it won't stop loading. Also the news is old and earlier from the day. Hannity, Fox and Friends, O'Reilly nowhere to be seen on Fox news
woops wrong tb
by TerryMalloy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:54:09 PM
The economy is going to skyrocket?
by i eat fish
Nov 4th, 2008
09:54:22 PM
The stock market is run by rich people. Rich people who are for the most part Republican. Republicans who are unsure of what Obama is going to do. The stock market falls drastically. There is a huge connection between Wall St. and Main St. Things may pick up, that's for sure, but this will not happen right away. If the stock market falls anymore, it may not recover for a long time. All I can say is if Obama wins, he better fix everything. I mean everything, because that is the whole message behind his campaign, that he will. Since we're not idiots here, we know that isn't going to happen, and where does that leave Obama in history? I wish I could jump ahead 50 years and see.
Harry
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
09:54:25 PM
I actually think that effect is in-camera only, kind of like the weather maps on the news.
The Hologram
by Crow3711
Nov 4th, 2008
09:54:39 PM
I'm not convinced that Anderson Cooper could actually see him. I feel like he saw him on a television off-screen and it's like an updated version of a green screen. It crops him magically into the camera for us. Maybe I'm wrong, and it doesn't really make it any less cool, but I'm skeptical it was for real.
The civil rights act was forced upon him and he had to be convin
by macheesmo3
Nov 4th, 2008
09:55:11 PM
for it. I guess the Vietnam war and al lthe other wonderfull things that happened like increased corporate taxation which began the first influx of outsourcing was great too ? Things work better here when there is some sort of balance between the parties. I'm a conservative , not a neo-con, i don't care about the social stuff and think it has no part in politics. I'm for small govt , less regulations and lower taxation. I basically want Govt to leave me the hell alone. What Bush was , was nothing more than a closet liberal. He increased spending but didn't want to raise taxes. Now Obama will do both. What we need is someone who is willing to take the heat and try and cut some of the chaff away. Not make more of it .( his health plan is a one way ticket to bankruptcy for the nations coffers) McCain was not a real conservative either. I wish the Jesus Freaks would start their own party and the GOP could return to it's conservative roots...
I can't believe Obama Lost Georgia
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 4th, 2008
09:55:16 PM
Makes me mad. I was sure he would win it. Sorry about Texas Harry....
its only a matter of time
by crazybubba
Nov 4th, 2008
09:55:24 PM
before all the right wing nutjob paramilitary domestic terrorist start surfacing the way they did during clinton's administration.
Yeah there's someone worth voting for. Anyone but a Rep
by Orionsangels
Nov 4th, 2008
09:55:25 PM
This country is tired of the Christian Right. Terrorist scares, Iraq war. Greddy old white men.
HARRY, YOU CAN FUCK THE HOLOGRAMS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:55:30 PM
It's like the holodeck. Computer, commence Elisabitch Hasselbeck program, please.
actually not wrong tb
by TerryMalloy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:55:43 PM
Yeah crazybubba as if the president really runs this country
by Orionsangels
Nov 4th, 2008
09:56:31 PM
I gotta see this HOLOGRAM!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 4th, 2008
09:57:08 PM
A near African-American President elect...holograms...

...it's like we're living in the future!

If I had the holodeck
by Orionsangels
Nov 4th, 2008
09:57:41 PM
I'd run the Harry Knowles program. Just to talk geek with him.
FATHERMCGRUDER
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:57:44 PM
I'm sure someone will put the holos on Youtube soon.
Macheesmo
by TerryMalloy
Nov 4th, 2008
09:57:47 PM
I don't really care right now. Prepare for Obama's big government. It's going to dwarf all others. BE AFRAID
Harry, that might be the real deal
by terry1978
Nov 4th, 2008
09:57:56 PM
I know tv shows do that all the time with superimposing, but with the jerky way he was moving and the fact that it is Ted Turner's baby, I suspect it is an actual, albeit crude, hologram. I hope so, man.
I think the "hologram" is just a high-tech picture-in-picture.
by Flim Springfield
Nov 4th, 2008
09:58:20 PM
Terry1978
by Kirbymanly
Nov 4th, 2008
09:58:55 PM
That was fucking hysterical! That would be one of the greatest things ever done by a president!
TELL ME ABOUT IT GAIUS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
09:59:02 PM
Holograms are the perfect accompaniment to an Obama win. His was by far the most tech savvy campaign EVA.
Obama takes Virginia. That's a huge one.
by Orionsangels
Nov 4th, 2008
09:59:17 PM
FLORIDA GOES BLUE
by TerryMalloy
Nov 4th, 2008
10:00:06 PM
PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!
by Orionsangels
Nov 4th, 2008
10:00:29 PM
MNG
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
10:00:30 PM
At this rate, those new shoes will be of the 2025 Marty McFly Nike variety!
FOX NEWS PAGING DR. KEVORKIAN
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:00:36 PM
The whole crew looks suicidal. Someone give 'em a hand.
IT'S OVER BABY
by TerryMalloy
Nov 4th, 2008
10:00:47 PM
Good Luck
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:01:35 PM
bridging the immense divide Obama. It's your biggest challenge as President. I hope I'm wrong, but I don't see you making the necessary sacrifices in your policies to accomplish that. The change isn't going to stop in the midddle, it's going to go too far left and the divide we've had will get even worse. At least Alec Baldwin doesn't have to move out of the country like he said he would in 2000... oh wait...
IT'S OVER
by G100
Nov 4th, 2008
10:01:48 PM
If HOLODECK tech ever becomes real...
by chromedome
Nov 4th, 2008
10:02:02 PM
I will never be seen again......

8;s, 6's, Cindy Crawford, Adriana Lima, Megan Fox, the list goes on.

Will need a replicator to fabricate food from pure energy, but then Indefinite Holodeck Survival is Assured.

Who will be in YOUR holodeck, MNG?

It is over Let's hear it for him.
by terry1978
Nov 4th, 2008
10:02:24 PM
Praise the Obama.
YAY!!!!
by buffywrestling
Nov 4th, 2008
10:02:28 PM
*happy dance*
OMG THIS EPIC!!! PUT ON CNN!!!
by Orionsangels
Nov 4th, 2008
10:02:32 PM
That hologram stuff is virtual mapping of
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 4th, 2008
10:02:48 PM
the camera relative position to the area it's pointed at. Will I Am was standing in front of a blue screen. The people there don't see him- unless they look at a monitor that brodcasting the final composite. I like the CGI stuff they are virtually projecting. But no, it's not there and 2 it's not real a hologram. No one there can see it, unless they are looking at the final brodcast image. They mapped out the room and the objects in it as well as the cameras relative position in relation to the room and the objects in it. All the objects are recreated as 3d info and so anything they digitally overlap in that area appears to be there as it would be if it was there. When ever they move the camera the program knows where that camera is in the virtual room they mapped out.
NOW LET'S UNITE
by TerryMalloy
Nov 4th, 2008
10:02:59 PM
AND CONQUER THE WORLD! I mean...BRING PEACE TO THE WORLD!!
South Koreans own all your internets anyway.
by Shan
Nov 4th, 2008
10:03:47 PM
Europe may be well ahead of the US in many areas of living standards and social policy but South Korea has the greatest percentage of broadband per capita in the world. Even if most of it is used to play Starcraft and WoW.
HEY LOOK WILLIAM AYERS WITH A MCCAIN T-SHIRT!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:05:07 PM
I kid!
Congratulations United States of America
by RowanM
Nov 4th, 2008
10:05:21 PM
Well Done. I'm delighted. Best wishes from an Irishman.
HE GOT IT!
by Sandinista
Nov 4th, 2008
10:05:30 PM
In your face, ccchhhrrriiisssm! And CONGRATULATIONS you guys, way to go. The citizens of the world sigh in relief. Thanks!
The Media Wins!!
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:05:44 PM
Way to deliver an election liberal media! Katie Couric is crying she's so happy. lol.
redshirt
by ebonic_plague
Nov 4th, 2008
10:06:02 PM
I'm not sure it's possible to agree or disagree with histrionic nonsense. My litmus test is that if it pisses off GOP apologists, it's probably a good thing. The only thing I'm worried about with an Obama victory is that the republican party will spend all it's energy trying to sabotage America just to heap the blame on President Obama for 2012. Well, good luck with that!

Man... "President Obama." I like the way that sounds!

Obama Wins
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 4th, 2008
10:06:09 PM
That just happened! Shake and Bake!
does this mean I have to subsidize Harry's healthcare?
by The Only Woj
Nov 4th, 2008
10:06:18 PM
WAY TO GO VIRGINIA!!!
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 4th, 2008
10:06:54 PM
And god bless ya, NoVA! You came through like a champ. Looks like it's time for me to go shoe shopping. Heh.
Beautiful image
by Sandinista
Nov 4th, 2008
10:07:22 PM
Chicago looks GREAT! Congrats again, I know you guys don't care, but you just earned a LOT of respect. We are proud, really.
O.V.E.R. OVER.
by Pennsy
Nov 4th, 2008
10:08:20 PM
Suck it, Fox News Channel.
Damn I'm crying.
by Orionsangels
Nov 4th, 2008
10:08:40 PM
I never thought I'd live to see a Black President in this country.
BEAUTIFUL. PRESIDENT OBAMA.
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:08:52 PM
Just beautiful.
Holodeck Kristen Bell would be COOOLLLL.
by Pennsy
Nov 4th, 2008
10:09:14 PM
;)
One reason I'm glad he won is because I hope
by dirtsandwich
Nov 4th, 2008
10:09:54 PM
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpten will shut the fuck up now!
WAY TO GO OBAMA!!!
by Quint
Nov 4th, 2008
10:10:08 PM
It's a big party over here right now! This is history folks!
Hell goddamned yeah!
by Herb West
Nov 4th, 2008
10:10:17 PM
Fuck you, republicans!
Only Woj
by HEADGEEK
Nov 4th, 2008
10:10:32 PM
I'm fully covered, bitch!
Hooray!
by gwarwilleatyou
Nov 4th, 2008
10:10:58 PM
Now lets get Prop 1 passed!
GOBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!
by FuckMichaelBay
Nov 4th, 2008
10:11:11 PM
Bye bye 2nd Amendment
by spire_walk
Nov 4th, 2008
10:11:13 PM
All the antichrist.
I would consider this "aint it cool news"
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 4th, 2008
10:11:27 PM
President Obama. I'm feeling all sorts of warm fuzzys right now.
At least
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:12:03 PM
the racial monkey is off our back.. even though we could have come up with a lot better black candidate than Obama.
Watch
by dirtsandwich
Nov 4th, 2008
10:12:16 PM
Rev Wright will deliver the introduction and Bill Ayres will provide the fireworks.
Ho.Ly.$hit
by darquelyte
Nov 4th, 2008
10:12:26 PM
I never expected this to happen now. But, I am so glad that it has. It is a monumental shift in America and race relations. I can only hope that Obama is the leader that we all need.
ICING ON THE CAKE WOULD BE NORTH CAROLINA, COLORADO
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:13:11 PM
and of course Arizona. Just to punish that racist campaign and send Palin into the eternal abyss.
Knew I could count on you Pennsy!
by chromedome
Nov 4th, 2008
10:13:29 PM
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
10:13:51 PM
President Barack Obama. Holy shit!

Anchorite, ccchhhrrriiissmm, vikingkitty, AnimalStructure and Coughlin's Law, believe me when I say that this comes from the bottom of my heart:

Suck it. Yep, suck it. Suck. It. SUCK IT. SUUUUUUUUCK IT.

fuck you Harry
by RUMIKOTRAX45
Nov 4th, 2008
10:14:08 PM
Your site is dead to me
I THINK KARL ROVE AND BRIT HUME WANT TO GANG RAPE KRISTOL
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:15:12 PM
I say do it, and pass the popcorn.
"I'm swimming in a sea of O"
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 4th, 2008
10:15:35 PM
Perhaps the funniest thing I've heard all night on one of the news coverage networks from a reporter in Chicago.
Doc--seems like none of them are even here...
by chromedome
Nov 4th, 2008
10:15:35 PM
guess they are off sucking their thumbs, now, whimpering in the fetal position.
DocPazuzu
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:16:12 PM
That's nice... you're the model for liberals and tolerence everywhere... no wonder our country is so divided when we have people like you to keep us so divided.
SUCK IT!!! WOOOOO YEAH SUCK IT HHHAAARRRDD!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:16:32 PM
Moose fucking bitchess!!!
HISTORY!
by G100
Nov 4th, 2008
10:16:47 PM
Interesting times indeed.
Dear Rumiko...
by SpiceWonBruce
Nov 4th, 2008
10:17:01 PM
I'm sure you've just shattered Harry's ego, hurt his feelings, sent him bawling, etc. The absence of you...just unbearable. GOBAMA!
Yes Virginia...
by darquelyte
Nov 4th, 2008
10:17:28 PM
...and Ohio and Pennsylvania. Wow. North Carloina and/or Colorado would be beyond impressive, while if Obama takes Arizona it will be both beyond impressive and salt in the wound.
DIVIDED, SCHMIVIDED
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:17:37 PM
SUCK THE BLACK COCK OF DOOM WINGNUTZ!!!!!
Beautiful
by tile_mcgillus
Nov 4th, 2008
10:17:43 PM
I teared up. I am proud of this country and I truly hope Obama can live up to his promises.
richievanderlow
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
10:17:49 PM
You can suck it too. Hard.
Jesse?
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:18:16 PM
Is that Jesse Jackson crying at Barack's speech? Holy shit
They're saying no Senate supermajority tho
by BrandLoyalist
Nov 4th, 2008
10:18:49 PM
Looking like 59 at the most they say, if Franken wins
I'm speechless, I actually am
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:18:53 PM
Congratulations Obama, and all who voted for him.
God Bless America..
by Billyeveryteen
Nov 4th, 2008
10:20:07 PM
Of the I sing.

Couldn't be prouder.

McCain's concession ...
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:20:18 PM
very graceful. Cheers.
DocPazuzu
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:21:10 PM
I love you! But seriously.. I want us to all get along, I want our country to heal. You kind of attitude isn't going to help anything. That's the unfortunate thing about many of you liberals.. you're sore losers, and arrogant winners. It doesn't do anything to help your cause or convert anyone to your line of thinking. Obama won a hell of a great campaign. Congrats to him.
Very dignified concession speech by McCain
by irritable
Nov 4th, 2008
10:21:17 PM
Showed real class.
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
by lopan
Nov 4th, 2008
10:21:49 PM
FUCKING HOLY SWEET FUCKING MOTHER OF CHRIST ALMIGHTY OBAMA FTW!!!!! SWEET HOLY FUCKING BUSINESS I AM SO FUCKING RELIEVED!!!! AKHAGAGAHGLJHK!!!
McCain might have just given
by darquelyte
Nov 4th, 2008
10:22:31 PM
the greatest concession speech of all time. Kudos to an American hero. Thank you, Sen John McCain. Bless you, President Obama.
TOO LITTLE TOO LATE, MCKKKAIN
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:22:35 PM
Actions speak louder than words, you dirty ol bastard. We will not forget the shit you slung.
Mccain is classy
by tbransonlives
Nov 4th, 2008
10:23:09 PM
No doubt about it. Very nice concession speech.
HELL YEAH!!!
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Nov 4th, 2008
10:23:13 PM
I loved how the projection went to OBAMA the second the closed polls here in OREGON (and our neighbors in Washington and California!).
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE, ER, LOSE!
by Pennsy
Nov 4th, 2008
10:23:33 PM
Palin = Douchebag of galactic proportions. And at the end, McCain was gracious.
Dignified concession speech
by AdmiralNeck
Nov 4th, 2008
10:23:54 PM
He's had a few weeks to prepare it in secret.

Thank you, America, for restoring our faith in you. THANK YOU!

Sure, leobloom.
by thebearovingian
Nov 4th, 2008
10:24:01 PM
Apparently you weren't watching in 2004 or in 2000. Sore losers abound, my friend.
McCain's speech
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:24:18 PM
Class act. I didn't agree with everything he proposed in his campaign, but he would have been a much better president than Bush, and I know its politics but he looks sterling in defeat. These are the things that make me proud to be an American. I hope these ideas continue.
BSB: The true heart and class of AICN.
by thebearovingian
Nov 4th, 2008
10:25:21 PM
You're the cream, man.
Jesse went from
by dirtsandwich
Nov 4th, 2008
10:25:48 PM
wanting to cut Obama's nuts off to balling like a baby.
Hells yeah! Hope for the future
by D.Vader
Nov 4th, 2008
10:26:43 PM
Hope for the country. Hope for the world. Now if the Republicans at McCain's concession speech will have some class and show some integrity.
On the subject of Democratic Majorities in everything ...
by Shan
Nov 4th, 2008
10:26:43 PM
"The last time that the Dems had these kind of numbers in the Senate , the House and pres. was Carter and LBJ. Real proud and prosperous moments in our history,"

vs

"The last time that the Republicans had the majority of numbers in the Senate , the House and pres was most of the last 8 years. Real proud and prosperous moments in our history."

Whoa, my vote actually counted this time!
by flickchick85
Nov 4th, 2008
10:27:18 PM
I just moved from Alabama to Virginia a little over a month ago. Thank God. Being a Dem in Alabama is...depressing. Just makes this victory so much sweeter.

For the record though, my dad's a retired army colonel, and I do have a lot of respect McCain. He's giving a nice concession speech, too.

NOW
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:27:30 PM
Will the rest of the GOP, and in turn, Republican voters, show the same degree of grace as ther candidate just did?

Not if thecrowd at McCain's address is any indication ...

Palin and McCain's age spelled defeat
by Campion
Nov 4th, 2008
10:28:32 PM
I mean really. Who in their right mind would vote for that ticket? You're one heart attack or stroke away from a hockey mom being the leader of the free world!
McCain's...
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
10:28:58 PM
...concession speech was great. Very moving. Nice to see there is still honor in his heart. Well done.
FatherMcGruder
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:29:02 PM
Well, the same could be said about the Obama supporters in this thread.. telling Reps. and McCain Supporters to 'Suck It'... they're no better than those booing Obama.
Anyone else wish they were at Grant Park?
by tbransonlives
Nov 4th, 2008
10:29:05 PM
That looks like it's going to be historic.
a GREAT speech by McCain
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 4th, 2008
10:30:07 PM
That seemed more like the John McCain from a few years ago instead of the John McCain we had to hear from in the 12 months. Extremely classy even if there seemed to be complete numbskulls in the crowd there.
Mccain's concession speech music
by WerePlatypus
Nov 4th, 2008
10:30:26 PM
Is that from The Rock?
DocPazuzu
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:30:28 PM
Now let's see you show those who didn't agree with you the same class and dignity.
Surprisingly, richie
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:30:31 PM
I pretty much feel the same.

I was talking shit earlier, but with the numbers and speeches in, I really feel the vitriol leaving me ...

Wait. . . now it's Pirates of the Carribean
by WerePlatypus
Nov 4th, 2008
10:31:09 PM
richievanderlow
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
10:31:47 PM
I'm not a liberal. So much for your theory.
FatherMcGruder
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:32:15 PM
Congrats to you and the O supporters. I hope I was wrong about him.
OF COURSE
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:32:30 PM
I'm not gonna suggest that BSB or DOC should stop if they don't wanna.

I DID once have a proud white republican suggest to me that I should move to Canada, whilst interjecting into a discussion he was not even a part of, post-2000 ...

COLORADO GOES TO OBAMA, AND NORTH CAROLINA
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:32:36 PM
is trending his way ever so slightly. Take a bow, Barry!!!
DocPazuzu
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:33:01 PM
What?
McCain
by GilbertRSmith
Nov 4th, 2008
10:33:09 PM
He really took it like a man. Seems like he got disillusioned and sold out, and is probably happy to have it over and done with, one way or another.
richievanderlow
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
10:33:35 PM
There are plenty of conservatives who post here who I get along fine with. The ones I mentioned are the most obnoxious, heinous, Lee Atwater-masturbating scumbags on AICN.
richie
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:34:14 PM
I keed, I keed. Its all good, and I do hope that we ALL exhibit the grace that will be required in the coming months and years.
http://tinyurl.com/2s4cqf
by Orionsangels
Nov 4th, 2008
10:34:21 PM
I'LL SHOW GRACE AND DIGNITY AFTER THE WINGNUTS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:34:39 PM
have demonstrated any of the same in the next four years. Try me again in '08, Bearovingian.

by Orionsangels
Nov 4th, 2008
10:34:45 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2s4cqf
So, how long after I become successful...
by GeekySciFiAnimeFreak
Nov 4th, 2008
10:34:59 PM
will I be considered evil, and be punished for it?
This is magnificent,
by Mattyboy122
Nov 4th, 2008
10:35:57 PM
Just magnificent. I'm overwhelmed.
AnimeFreak
by GilbertRSmith
Nov 4th, 2008
10:36:11 PM
...Once you're making 250,000 a year. You've got nothing to worry about.
Bringingsexyback
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:36:30 PM
Then you're just as guilty as they are of keeping the hate alive.
I am genuinely frightened for the future of this country.
by DarthSnoogans
Nov 4th, 2008
10:36:46 PM
It's great that only forty years after Jim Crow we have managed to elect a black president. Unfortunately, he just happens to be the most far-left, radical, dishonest person that we have ever elected. When we see record joblessness, punishing tax rates, massive federal deficits, and the expansion of the Nanny State over the next few years I can only hope that people will have enough sense to place the blame where it belongs, and I pray that it will be damage that we can recover from.
OK, the news media can officially
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:37:13 PM
DESIST in mentioning assassination, either in reference to its possibility, or to previous instances, RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
HIS HANDSHAKE WITH PALIN AND TODD ...
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:37:26 PM
Something tells me he'll be waging a personal war with the religious Right fairly soon. He'll need to work closely with Obama to salvage any of his previous reputation.
GilbertRSmith
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
10:37:45 PM
You are insane if you think that number isn't gonna drop way down.
I thought it was the Molossus theme from TDK
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 4th, 2008
10:38:10 PM
Harry...
by TheRealMoriarty
Nov 4th, 2008
10:38:30 PM
... first of all... YAY!

Secondly, no, it's not a real hologram. You can't see it if you're standing there live. It's an in-camera trick.

On MSNBC
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:38:37 PM
Whoever's chattering away with Chris Mathews mentioned MLK ad Kennedy in the same sentence.

NOT necessary!

Did they mic the crowd at that McCain speech?
by ebonic_plague
Nov 4th, 2008
10:38:38 PM
Because, man, McCain finally delivers a heartfelt speech that shows he is actually a real human, and the crowd reacts like it's a WWE event. He seemed kind of ashamed and pissed off at the way they were reacting. But that speech was one of the few times I've seen McCain talk and actually felt like he meant what he was saying. Still, what kind of moron's only response to a significant history making event is to chant "U! S! A! U! S! A!"?
Doc doesn't bag on people
by buffywrestling
Nov 4th, 2008
10:39:42 PM
because of political affiliations. He bags on idiots. To the enjoyment of many.
RICHIE - THANKS FOR THE SERMON
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:40:44 PM
It would've packed some authority if you had ever called out a wingnut's vitriol, but since you didn't, you can spare me the hypocrisy. Thank you for trying!
If Moriarty's correct about the hologram
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:41:30 PM
I'm bummed along with Harry.

They need to quit taunting us with their computer-generated LIES!

Congrats Obama
by genesis495
Nov 4th, 2008
10:41:38 PM
While I may not have voted for you congrats on this moment. This moment was long over due. In all honesty I hope that what I believed prior to this day is proved wrong and I will gladly eat my vote please take care of the country.
FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!
by Paul T. Ryan
Nov 4th, 2008
10:41:49 PM
Way to go America!
Leobloom
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:41:52 PM
Well, one good thing is that with the next presidential election, the dems won't be able to point to Bush policies anymore. That tactic won the election. Bush is pretty useless and he sure helped Obama.
Congratulations, President Elect Obama
by Herb West
Nov 4th, 2008
10:42:12 PM
From the internet community.

www.mymavra.com

DarthSnoogans
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Nov 4th, 2008
10:42:36 PM
Fuck you, almost die and eat a bag of dicks you fucking piece of misinformed fuck shit.

GO OBAMA!!!

Harry and Mori, you the men!!!

I forgive the shit of the last four years. Somewhat. A few thousand dead soldiers and hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqis might differ.

dear god liberals are hideous
by Fat and Curious
Nov 4th, 2008
10:42:40 PM
look at these nasty ass black people and ugly dorks cheering
Look at all those asshole red states...
by GrandMuffTarkin
Nov 4th, 2008
10:42:46 PM
Go fucking die in a corner.
Damage we can recover from ???? Look a-fucking-round you! Jeeees
by G100
Nov 4th, 2008
10:42:54 PM
Where are all these wingnuts who live in a bubble emerging from ?
GENESIS' POST WAS MORE GRACEFUL
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:43:10 PM
than Grandpa's speech.
BringingSexyBack
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:43:14 PM
I will pray to your pagan god for you.
Thank you, DarthSnoogans
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:43:54 PM
For your enlightening ideas!

You may now return to inserting plastic action figures into your rectal cavity.

OBAMA!!!
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Nov 4th, 2008
10:44:13 PM
FUCK KENTUCKY AND ALL YOUR REDNECK STATE ASSHOLES!!!

EAT A BAG OF DICKS YOU FUCKTARDS!!!

Also, lefties and righties SHOULD make amends...
by ebonic_plague
Nov 4th, 2008
10:44:30 PM
...back out there in the real world.

But THIS IS TALKBACK. There are some notorious shit talking pricks that need to line up and say "ah!" for the cold steel cock of death. Most of them know who they are, and will probably be conspicuously absent from these parts until they receive new talking points from the hive mind.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

OH LOOK I THINK BEAROVINGIAN AND RICHIE
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:44:50 PM
are about to lower the hammer of righteousness on Fat and Curious. Or won't they? We shall see!
COUGHLINS
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Nov 4th, 2008
10:45:29 PM
FUCK YOU, FUCKHEAD!!! How's that bag of dicks tasting?
There will be water if God wills it
by a rolling stone
Nov 4th, 2008
10:45:57 PM
Happy New Year, everybody!!
Come on people
by dirtsandwich
Nov 4th, 2008
10:46:36 PM

All concession speeches are written days prior and proof read. He doesn't always write them anyways. This ain't from the top of his head. What is he suppose to do?

"Fuck off Barack Hussein Obama!" Of course he's gonna come across as classy. He would ruin the Republican party not being classy. He showed his true colors during the campaign. I can't stand him.

Now Cheney can go full-on Bond villain from his base in Dubai.
by Flim Springfield
Nov 4th, 2008
10:47:17 PM
I want that "O"Man shirt dammit!
by Stalkeye
Nov 4th, 2008
10:47:22 PM
IT WOULD BE GREAT IF OBAMA FLEW IN LIKE WIRE-FU
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:47:56 PM
and with a red cape!!!!
Bringingsexyback
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:47:59 PM
You can't fix stupid... so I'm letting it go.
President Obama
by sizzler
Nov 4th, 2008
10:48:15 PM
Everytime I say it I throw up in my mouth.
Oh yeah...
by a rolling stone
Nov 4th, 2008
10:48:48 PM
Hey yeah...Coughlin?? We know you're here. Come out, come out wherever you are!
sizzler
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:49:28 PM
LOVE IT OR FUCKING LEAVE IT
HEY LOOK, BEAROVINGIAN AND RICHIE HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:49:30 PM
to Darth Snoogans and Fat and Curious. Well, so much for the call for grace and dignity - that didn't last long!
O-FUCKING-BAMA
by rhcp2sweet
Nov 4th, 2008
10:50:02 PM
FUCK YEA HARRY!!!! I'M FUCKING LOVING IT!!!!
If You Voted McCain...
by p0llk4t
Nov 4th, 2008
10:50:21 PM
Don't be an asshole hater for the next 4 years. We don't have time for petty partisan bullshit anymore. Obama is our president and god knows he needs all the support he can get. I mean I know people are excited about Obama, but he has a serious mess left to him.br>
Lots of libs never gave Bush a chance and I think the irrational hate for the man is in direct proportion to the irrational hate that the cons had for Clinton. I mean that Clinton hate was way over the top in an almost homo-erotic way.

There is some serious shit going down and everyone needs to buck-up and pull their weight. That includes fat boys!
I've got a crush on Obama
by buffywrestling
Nov 4th, 2008
10:50:27 PM
So where is he? I have to work tomorrow but I can't miss this...Speech!!
Bringingsexyback
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:50:31 PM
I don't even know what you're referring to.
Obama to McCain:
by Stalkeye
Nov 4th, 2008
10:50:33 PM
"I'm ready to kick your ass out of this world..War hero".

Hey Snake foreskin, does that line sound familiar?

This is great!
by mr.brownstone
Nov 4th, 2008
10:50:34 PM
Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaawwwww!!!!!
SIZZLER - TRY ADDING "HUSSEIN"
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:51:03 PM
Might make it easier.
BUFFY I GOT A BIG MANCRUSH ON TALL DARK AND HANDSOME MYSELF
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:52:00 PM
It's all about the O!
Hey guys, lay off of Doc
by moondoggy2u
Nov 4th, 2008
10:52:03 PM
He's just excited and hopped up on his candidate of choice winning--no big deal. And in his defense, I'm a conservative and the Doc and I have never once gotten into a vitriolic tirade with one another. Doc is all kinds of a good bean.
Happy happy, joy joy!!!
by Mavra Chang
Nov 4th, 2008
10:52:09 PM
Whatta great night!!!
To all the right wingers out there...
by toadkillerdog
Nov 4th, 2008
10:52:33 PM
We are all Americans, and this is a truly historic day. We should all celebrate.
LOL!!! CROWDS CELEBRATING OUTSIDE WHITE HOUSE
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:52:39 PM
Salt, meet wound!! Wound, salt!
FUCK YOU CHRRRRRRRISM
by rhcp2sweet
Nov 4th, 2008
10:52:46 PM
LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLZZZ ZZZZZ
sizzler...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
10:53:06 PM
McCain gave his best speech ever and was a gentleman and yes, an American who understands the possibilities of hope and change exists, unlike you, dunderhead. He attempted to squelch the boos of the boneheads, which surely you would've been one of. Meanwhile, the thought of Palin with any political title makes me puke. I always wanted to visit Alaska someday. Now, not until she's gone.
p0llk4t
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
10:53:18 PM
I don't hate the man, and I'm glad some old barriers have fallen with his election. I have conerns with some of his more far left platforms. I'll wait and see, but I think its going to be very hard for him to win over conservatives without coming more to the middle. If he could do that, I'd start drinking some of that Obama Kool Aid!!
oh my god
by buffywrestling
Nov 4th, 2008
10:54:11 PM
They're storming the White House! So awesome. In your face! Face, they be in yours.
MCCAIN WAS A GENTLEMEN
by rhcp2sweet
Nov 4th, 2008
10:54:43 PM
i will admit that but i've never been more happy to see a democrat in the white house (granted I'm 19 but still)
I'm overwhelmed
by Mattyboy122
Nov 4th, 2008
10:55:02 PM
Our country has made good on its promise, that all men are created equal, that the American Dream is not just a dream, but that it can be a reality for those who could only dream until now.
44th prez of u.s.a.
by crazybubba
Nov 4th, 2008
10:56:05 PM
barack hussein obama---greatest historical moment of my lifetime
Free Money
by mrtwig48
Nov 4th, 2008
10:56:10 PM
I am going to quit my job so I can get free Health Care, foodstamps, and free tax credits even though I would not have contributed. Now if I could ever receive my OJ prize.....
cheers, moondoggy
by DocPazuzu
Nov 4th, 2008
10:56:22 PM
Glad to see you didn't feel I was tacitly including you in that rogue's gallery.
OOOOOHHHHH NORTH CAROLINA ALMOST THERE!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
10:56:29 PM
What a great night for America.
GOD DAMN I WISH I WAS IN CHICAGO
by rhcp2sweet
Nov 4th, 2008
10:56:49 PM
but alas i'm stuck in central illinois with the wingnuts
I bet Bush feels a bit like Noriega right now.
by ebonic_plague
Nov 4th, 2008
10:57:04 PM
Maybe it's more like Dawn of the Dead from his perspective, though.
The image of that Alex Ross shirt looks like it's Black Silk
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 4th, 2008
10:57:09 PM
Sadly it's just regular cotton:(

I want velvety soft a Black Silk Obamaman shirt!!!

He has arrived!!!
by Mavra Chang
Nov 4th, 2008
10:57:54 PM
Fabulous!
Mattyboy122
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
10:57:58 PM
Yes, the American promise is that all men are created equal. Obamas promise is that they will be kept that way.
He better be on after Jackie is over...
by moondoggy2u
Nov 4th, 2008
10:58:04 PM
He better be on after Jackie is over...
by moondoggy2u
Nov 4th, 2008
10:58:09 PM
meanwhile, I hope for a better tomorrow
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
10:58:19 PM
though I know all the right-winger will be rabid starting tomorrow. Gonna watch the next Pres now...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
by LaserPants
Nov 4th, 2008
10:58:23 PM
GOBAMAGO!!!!! This is fuckin' history kids, this is a game changer. Not that he is gonna save the world, but he's a HUGE step in the right direction. The world will love us again, people will get back on track. Its fucking beautiful. Its a sign that there IS hope. neocons, your reign of error is OVER.
PA surprised me tonight
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
10:59:12 PM
Listening to all the talk coming out of here for the last month, I had my doubts about it.

Glad to know I'm not alone here!

I hope Obama ends his speech
by the milf lover
Nov 4th, 2008
11:00:05 PM
with "eat a dick Coughlins"
Is anyone else reminded of
by genesis495
Nov 4th, 2008
11:00:10 PM
Peter Wiggin in Ender's Game when thinking of Obama and his quote to Valentine, "There are times when the world is rearranging itself, and at times like that, the right words can change the world."
Not for a moment, Doc
by moondoggy2u
Nov 4th, 2008
11:00:34 PM
And congrats, by the way. And I would be a liar if I said I didn't feel pretty good and optimistic about this guy's election. Its times like these that I love our constitution.
MILF LOVER
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
11:01:19 PM
LOLLL!
I am officially tearing up now
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 4th, 2008
11:02:40 PM
I think it's safe to say our great great grandchildren will probably be seeing and hearing this speech by Obama going on right now.
The Neocon reign of terror is over!
by Creative1
Nov 4th, 2008
11:02:44 PM
To quote President elect Obama from the Denver convention, "We have had ENOUGH!"
I'm so stoked
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 4th, 2008
11:02:45 PM
I'll even contribute to this fake-ass talkback.http://www.aintitcool .com/node/38952 motherfuckers!
All I have to say is you got what you asked for
by krullboyisback
Nov 4th, 2008
11:03:34 PM
and it will be paid for in the blood of Americans, losses of jobs, the movement of capital to locations that will not have high corporate tax rates, and most importantly, the over inflated hopes of voters that somehow think their lives are going to be so much greater now that Obama is President
krullboy
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 4th, 2008
11:05:05 PM
Gee, isn't that what's going on right now anyways? I didn't realize that Obama has been President for the last 8 years.
WOOHOO DAVID PLOUFE!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
11:05:17 PM
It's true, Barry. Greatest campaign ever.
I for one welcome our new Communist overlords...
by James Westfall
Nov 4th, 2008
11:05:18 PM
Yes. It's about goddamn time. Weak foreign policy. Our enemies emoldened abroad. Sticking it to big companies that create jobs and raising taxes to "improve the economy." The 'Civilian National Security Force,' whatever the Fuck that is. Fairness Doctrine. Goddamn, let's light this candle.
You Should Pray To Jeebus More Often, KrullBoy
by LaserPants
Nov 4th, 2008
11:05:50 PM
Even he voted for Obama.
James Westfall
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:06:43 PM
lololol... that's what I tend to think too. Hope I'm wrong.
Spifftacular Squirrel Girl, Obama will be very weak
by krullboyisback
Nov 4th, 2008
11:08:18 PM
on national security issues. Democrats have historically committed the US military to wars much more than Republicans. . . he has no military experience, and will likely see the military as a "policy tool" rather than an aggregate of Soldiers, Marines, Sailors, and Airmen. If I am Putin/Medvedev, I am licking my chops, because I know that a domestic focused Obama Presidency will have no backbone in foreign affairs.
James Westfall
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
11:09:29 PM
Couldn't have said it better myself. Oh wait I did way up in this talkback! Can't wait to see the video of the celebration in the arab street in a few days.
Well, Krullboy ...
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
11:10:14 PM
Quick - run back to Cobra Citadel and plot the downfall of your enemies!
How about obama girl?
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:11:18 PM
I thought she'd be on stage trying to blow him by now.
Moving On
by Chaka!
Nov 4th, 2008
11:12:11 PM
The election is in the books ... shouldn't we all stop the whole "He's going to be" rhetoric and instead see where this new president takes us? Hopefully he will be an inspiring and sound leader during these troubled times
So glad we're not bias
by BackwardGalaxy
Nov 4th, 2008
11:12:28 PM
I'm really happy this site isn't biased.
I've already witnessed four black people....
by Playkins
Nov 4th, 2008
11:12:33 PM
...talking about the reparations checks they're going to get. I have a very evil feeling that a majority of those that voted for him are expecting the same thing. I am very, very sad about these false expectations and what they mean for the first black President of the United States.

And here I VOTED for Obama.

Please, God let this not be a mistake.

I thought that Obama would INSPIRE people, not be a source of ignorant expectations.

I didn't vote but Obama still won...
by Rupee88
Nov 4th, 2008
11:12:53 PM
I'm in a red state, so I wouldn't have helped the victory.
I wish I had the time and resources to document
by krullboyisback
Nov 4th, 2008
11:13:04 PM
all these people that voted for Obama thinking that their lives would be so much "better" under Obama. . . racism will still exist, people will still need an income, sacrifice will still need to be made. Obama, and for the matter, any lone candidate is not a panacea for global problems. . .too many drank the Kool Aid of this election, and in the words of the "great" American Jeremiah Wright, the chickens will come home to roost soon enough.
All you other shitheads
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
11:13:47 PM
And you know who you are, skulk off to the corner and queue up a tear in your beer.

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, FUCKERS.

Obama should whip out his sack
by dirtsandwich
Nov 4th, 2008
11:14:48 PM
and yell out to Jesse in the audience, "You wanna cut em off now fucker?"
Anne Nixon Copper!
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 4th, 2008
11:14:55 PM
Yes We Can!
That's right- we're DOOMED!!!
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 4th, 2008
11:16:01 PM
Obama is a piece of shit, it's been proven again and again. Poor, poor USA ... Crybabies like krullboy and James Westfall should atucally read the Obama website proposals on taxes and foreign policy before pissing their pants. Unless you really just want to piss your pants, which I suspect you do.
William Ayers for Secretary of Education
by krullboyisback
Nov 4th, 2008
11:16:19 PM
Playkins
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:16:40 PM
Hopefully, its not like citizens for Batman in TDK... we'll get a bunch of guys in Obama masks and guns taking down rich people.
high expectations
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
11:16:54 PM
they do it any other time
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
11:17:09 PM
why not now?
"Up there is their time..."
by buffywrestling
Nov 4th, 2008
11:17:58 PM
"But down here; down here is our time." I think Obama just gave a Goonie speech! Hey you gu-uys!!
Hate it when that happens!
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
11:18:13 PM
This is what Obama has to live up to.Where did this woman get the idea all her problems would go away with anObama presidency. It wasn't from the conservatives... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =P36x8rTb3jI
Obama = The Phantom Menace
by Kid Idioteque
Nov 4th, 2008
11:18:24 PM
That's my new nickname for him. He will shit stain this country in the exact same way George Lucas fucked over generations of film lovers. At least it will be cool again to hate the Democrats... very soon.
OBAMANOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LHombreSiniestro
Nov 4th, 2008
11:18:43 PM
I'm so happy!!!!!
Thunderbolt, I have read his website
by krullboyisback
Nov 4th, 2008
11:18:58 PM
but it's one thing to have a declarative policy that satiates voters, quite another to implement policy that is closer to POTUS' belief system. Obama is a smart, accomplished individual, but for people to think that America and the world is now "different" is completely ridiculous. . .
Jesse
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:19:06 PM
He's crying because the big O has succeeded where he has failed so many times... I find that funny. Jesse is a douchebag.
krullboy for ...
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
11:20:45 PM
I dont know what.

Paranoid doorstop?

Scented toilet ring?

Wait - how about misinformed mouthy fucker? "Krullboy For Misinformed Mouthy Fucker"? You must admit, it has a ring about it.

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, YOU WHINY BITCH.

Playkins:
by Zerath
Nov 4th, 2008
11:20:46 PM
Oddly enough, all my black friends never once spoke of that. Nor has any of my Hispanic friends. You just have to remember - there are ignorant people out there that vote.
It's deja vu all over again...
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 4th, 2008
11:21:04 PM
I'm almost having flashbacks to when it was first announced that Heath Ledger was going to be the Joker in the new Batman movie and a large number of talkbackers were pretty sure he was going to fuck up the movie. How about actually giving Obama the chance to do something before getting all doom and gloom on us?
Grab your ankles
by Hai Keeba
Nov 4th, 2008
11:23:23 PM
Cause we are fucked
during that speech all I could imagine...
by dundundles
Nov 4th, 2008
11:23:38 PM
...was the bullet hitting him square in the forehead. Oh well maybe next speech.
Before ya'll get all butt hurt...
by dundundles
Nov 4th, 2008
11:24:02 PM
I kid...
by dundundles
Nov 4th, 2008
11:24:23 PM
Father McGruder, I love the US and I am not leaving
by krullboyisback
Nov 4th, 2008
11:24:32 PM
the Ayers thing was a joke BTW. . .gotta love when political discourse devolves into name calling.
IT AIN"T WHITE BOY DAY!
by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR
Nov 4th, 2008
11:24:36 PM
God Bless this mess.
The embodiment of Obama
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
11:24:41 PM
"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years."
Stern
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:24:53 PM
Did anybody here listen to the clip on the net of Howard Stern's cronies interviewing black people in Harlem? He asked them who they voted for.. when they said 'Obama' he then asked them if it was 'because Obama supports...' and he inserted a McCain policy.. and they all agreed with the McCain policies as Obama's platform? Classic example of why uninformed people shouldn't vote, like Father McGruder says above. So funny, but scary.
Aaron Sorkin
by veritasses
Nov 4th, 2008
11:24:55 PM
Now would be a good time to bring back The West Wing.
Music theme reminds me of Gumps theme
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 4th, 2008
11:25:00 PM
Love that song.
dundundles:
by Playkins
Nov 4th, 2008
11:25:41 PM
Careful... talk like that can get you investigated. No joke to say something that sounds like a threat against the president.
...except the music was from patriot.
by dundundles
Nov 4th, 2008
11:26:26 PM
TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR:
by Playkins
Nov 4th, 2008
11:26:59 PM
Wow, that's pretty much EXACTLY the opposite of what you should get from this election.
Spifftacular Squirrel Girl, good point
by krullboyisback
Nov 4th, 2008
11:27:19 PM
I will concede that Obama deserves the opportunity to prove himself. My worry is that the initial portions of the administration will be reactive as opposed to proactive. But as the adage goes, great men (and women) are products of their times, and history will be the ultimate judge
Oh shit... the socialism has already started...
by dundundles
Nov 4th, 2008
11:27:36 PM
"Don't speak like that, or they'll wisk you away."
Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
by blindambition238
Nov 4th, 2008
11:27:43 PM
...and we know how well that ended for him.
dundundles
by toadkillerdog
Nov 4th, 2008
11:27:45 PM
You are a very sad human being, and I feel sorry for you. But on a night like this, even disgusting hate like yours becomes muted by an event of a lifetime.
whooot whooot
by StrokerX
Nov 4th, 2008
11:28:09 PM
shit yeah!
BSB: The true heart and class of AICN.
by thebearovingian
Nov 4th, 2008
11:30:09 PM
You're the cream, man.
dundundles
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
11:30:10 PM
Read my posts, I opposed Obama totally, but shut the fuck up with that kind of talk. The Secret Service takes that shit seriously. So do I.
More than being happy that Obama won...
by blindambition238
Nov 4th, 2008
11:30:12 PM
I'm relieved that McCain and Palin aren't going to be calling the shots and that we got to cull a few wingbats out of the senate and house. I think its just as good for the GOP as Democrats.
Amazing speech. And as Bob Dylan would say:
by tbransonlives
Nov 4th, 2008
11:30:33 PM
The Times They Are A-Changin'
Thank you krullboy
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 4th, 2008
11:30:49 PM
And I will fully admit that I was wrong about Obama if things don't pick up after his term is over. Hopefully things will move on and work out for the better.
dundundles: Who's overreacting now?
by Playkins
Nov 4th, 2008
11:31:19 PM
Please.... it's like joking about having a gun on a plane. Certain things are instantly taken seriously. I don't care or even agree so don't try to insult me about it.
Here is a question. Where does Hillary go from here?
by krullboyisback
Nov 4th, 2008
11:31:45 PM
those glasses m ake you look like
by FrodoFraggins
Nov 4th, 2008
11:31:54 PM
Harry Potter Knowles. Grats on the weight loss so far.
blindambition238
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 4th, 2008
11:32:30 PM
Sadly that did cross my mind just right after I hit the post button. HOpefully Obama stays far far away from either of the Olsen Twins and he should be all right.
Spifftacular
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:32:45 PM
Kudos to you to be the first Obama supporter I've noticed in this talkback that is open to the possibility he might not be able to fulfill his duties... RESPECT
One last thought
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
11:33:27 PM
Murtha calls US Marines cold blooded killers, is proven wrong, calls his own constituents racists and rednecks, and STILL wipes his opponent at the polls. What the hell is wrong with you dems? That guy needs to be gone yesterday. He is a disgrace to the United States.
Campaigns over Douchebags and you lost
by G100
Nov 4th, 2008
11:33:43 PM
IF Obama can't turn things around and is as incompetent and somehow manages to fuck everything up as much as Bush has THEN people might listen to you.

Until then keep embarrassing yourselves by all means. We all need some amusing entertainment until inauguration.

Spifftacular
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:33:45 PM
I should have said promises.. sorry.
McCain will tear down who's different?
by BizarroJerry
Nov 4th, 2008
11:33:50 PM
No, McCain would tear down his opponent in the election! McCain didn't run for president to stop Obama. Was he supposed to tell people to vote for Obama? Idiocy.

by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 4th, 2008
11:33:57 PM
I really believe that Obama will be very open and honest with the nation on every choice he makes, and he will listen to the people. I picture him waking up every morning as our President thinking "What can We do for our Country" and instead of just pondering it. He seeks those out who can see it happen. He will live up to the hype. You'll see.
WHOA
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 4th, 2008
11:34:10 PM
Way to go, dun.

Congratulations on being the base-reading for tb douchebag and enjoy the all expense-paid trip to central booking.

And here I felt like a dick for calling poor krullboy nasty names.

On that note, I'm done for the night. Again, congratulations to President-Elect Obama and Joe Biden, and to everyone here who voted for the candidate they believed in, whomever it may have been.

Interesting that Obama referenced Lincoln,
by krullboyisback
Nov 4th, 2008
11:35:34 PM
who was a Republican.
AICN SHOULD BAN dundundles RIGHT NOW!
by moto
Nov 4th, 2008
11:35:48 PM
What a fucking idiot. Harry, send his IP address to the feds. dundundles... what an un-American thing to say. It's time people like you accept some responsibility for things you say on the internet.
Dundundles...
by SpiceWonBruce
Nov 4th, 2008
11:36:06 PM
Hate to break it to you, but, um..."threatening" another human being, directly or indirectly is called assault. Furthermore, the government (under Dubya) was the ones that began to go overkill on the post 9/11 surveillence.
I am not serious folks...
by dundundles
Nov 4th, 2008
11:36:21 PM
Good god, you guys get so butt hurt. I think he'll do great for our country, honestly. But him being the first black president, don't you think the secret service is taking the applications for more security. They have to be worried as shit with all the angry racist yokels in this country. Don't be so naive to think that it is not possible. I was very close to voting for him. But in the end, I felt McCain's Iraq policies would have been better.
Plus no matter what..
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 4th, 2008
11:36:36 PM
It was completely frackin' awesome that there were so many people that took the time to vote today. First time ever I didn't mind having to wait in a long line.
Obama has already reached out to McCain
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
11:37:10 PM
> Obviously, Redshirt and others now posting (where's Coughlin the dung-brain?), will just rant rather than seek common ground to acheive a world where yes, one can enjoy success, but not at the expense of those who are economically destroyed by the the past 7 to 8 years. I'm not talking about the non-taxing-paying welfare whatevers. Obama will assemble (and no doubt already has, to a great degree) a wider array of advisors, from economics to foreign affairs. I wouldn't be surprised if Colin Powell, for example is brought on board. And Warren Buffet (who of course knows nothing about finance). So as you Sith neo-cons retreat to plot another way to destroy the middle class, oppress all those who think different, the rest of us are looking at, yeah, hope and different world, too. Not with the inaguration. Not a month after. Or two months after. But step by step. And should my little corner of that world change where I make over 250K or even 150K and have to pay more taxes as a result to create a better place for children to grow up in, I will gladly do that.
G100
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
11:37:31 PM
Your post suggests that things couldn't get any worse than under Bush. Obama could fuck things up way worse than Bush ever dreamed.
Dracula Wants
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:37:49 PM
That kind of political optimism escapes me. Even candidates I support, I question. Government and politics is dirty business, and Obama is not immune to that. He still has questionable associations that he never has fully explained adequately. He is a politician... and all politicians should be questioned.
richievanderlow: I'll see that bet
by Playkins
Nov 4th, 2008
11:38:13 PM
People are acting like he's the second coming and will crap $100 bills and piss champagne.

I voted for Obama because I want people in America to have a role model that can inspire and identify with. Not a rich old white guy with 12 houses and a WASP-ish wife with tons of plastic surgery. Period.

Yea, cause being a Republican in Lincoln's
by blindambition238
Nov 4th, 2008
11:38:47 PM
time is exactly the same thing as being one today.
Sacred shitless now, arent you tough guy dundundles?
by toadkillerdog
Nov 4th, 2008
11:39:21 PM
Furiously backpedaling. You are a sad pathetic creature.
AGAIN, HARRY, BAN DUNBUNDLES...
by moto
Nov 4th, 2008
11:39:33 PM
... it's your responsibility. Ban him and announce it to the whole talk back. And Dunbundles... it's not a socialist viewpoint suggesting so. It's American and patriotic to suggest throwing an idiot like you out.
The Patriot Act is on the way out.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Nov 4th, 2008
11:39:40 PM
Our phones will no longer be tapped.
and Dundleheads...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
11:39:56 PM
I hope you get hit by a bus, but I don't wish death on you, just a karmic injury. I don't believe it's illegal to wish karmic injury on a non-public official.
Harry Knowles vs. George Lucas: Dueling Necks.
by Nosferatu Jones
Nov 4th, 2008
11:40:02 PM
Or is that double-chins?
no coughlin (sniffle?)
by a rolling stone
Nov 4th, 2008
11:40:08 PM
I was hoping to laugh at that asshole chode Coughlin, but I guess laughing at Dun is good enough. What would an AICN TB be without an asshole chode?
I can't wait to watch The Colbert Report tomorrow
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 4th, 2008
11:40:11 PM
It should be classic.
BEAROVINGIAN: A MAN OF FEW WORDS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
11:40:40 PM
So he recycles them.

Not a good strategy.

YES!!!!!!! I LOVE THE PIC, HARRY!!!!!!
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 4th, 2008
11:40:47 PM
FINALLY, we shall have peace. I like this poster too. Actually I like it better than the superman motif.

http://tinyurl.com/63x w6k
Is it over?
by Shan
Nov 4th, 2008
11:41:02 PM
To quote Agent Smith from the end of The Matrix Revolutions.

The campaign seemed to be going on forever and I'm glad it ended with a Democratic victory.

Here's hoping however the relief isn't temporary (like in the movie) and then the whole electorate goes all glowy and explodes.

congrats obama
by slkboxrman
Nov 4th, 2008
11:41:21 PM
but lets all be honest....any democrat would have won.....the country just proved their sick of republicans.... but politicians are politicians... and politics will rule over "hope"..id laugh if the economy instantly improves and he gets the troops out of iraq, proving it was all just rebublican BS
So what's the popular vote at the moment?
by dirtsandwich
Nov 4th, 2008
11:41:33 PM
Scared shitless, arent you dundundles?
by toadkillerdog
Nov 4th, 2008
11:41:49 PM
Spifftacular Squirrel Girl: here, here
by Playkins
Nov 4th, 2008
11:41:52 PM
I completely agree. It almost brought a tear to my eye to see so many people get involved. I just hope it's for the right reasons.
Stereotypical Evil Archer
by James Westfall
Nov 4th, 2008
11:41:56 PM
If you think the Americommies are going to let go of the Patriot Act now that THEY'RE in power, you are saddly fucking mistaken. Suddenly, inexplicably, out of nowhere, they're about to realize what a necessary tool it is.
Playkins
by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR
Nov 4th, 2008
11:41:58 PM
Time will tell. I voted obmama, and all the white boys are cryin'
well put playkins and I'm a...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
11:42:14 PM
getting to be old white guy (two-plus decades less than McCain though). That covers part of it for me
Playkins, one question
by krullboyisback
Nov 4th, 2008
11:42:26 PM
First, I am not going to criticize your vote; that is your choice and people in the military fight to preserve that freedom. My question to you is this: since when is it a sin or a disqualification to be financially sucessful in life?
dundundles, you said, "Oh Well, maybe next speech"
by moto
Nov 4th, 2008
11:42:41 PM
Back peddle all you want. Accept some responsibility.
This is the best pic of Obama ever.
by Herb West
Nov 4th, 2008
11:42:59 PM
www.mymavra.com
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION PRESIDENT
by Psalmolive
Nov 4th, 2008
11:43:23 PM
Boy, Obama is probably thanking god he's a black man, because if he were a white man with his one-ply thin resume, he wouldn't have made it past the primary. America DID NOT vote AGAINST McCain, they voted AGAINST BUSH. But whites voted for Obama to exorcise their white colonial guilt complex, and blacks voted in a 97% block not for Obama's policies, but because of half of his race. This whole thing is Kindergarten symbolism without any substance, and America will pay for it in spades. Welcome to Mugabe country.
Obama is the sexiest tomboy bean-pole around.
by Uncle Stan
Nov 4th, 2008
11:43:51 PM
I didn't vote for Obama...
by jimmy rabbitte
Nov 4th, 2008
11:44:04 PM
... and I think the job is too big for him; but he is the president elect. We can't be saying crap like that Dunbundles. It's jsut plain stupid... not to mention a federal offense.
LOOKS LIKE DUNDUNDLES FOLLOWING ANCHORITE'S FOOTSTEPS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
11:44:08 PM
Keep your assassination fantasies to yourself, genius.
Colbert? Try Hannity, O'Reilly and Limbaugh.
by Kurutteru Yatsu
Nov 4th, 2008
11:44:18 PM
God I can't wait to hear them tomorrow. Hannity may kill himself on air. And nothing of value will be lost.
Great. Now we're all on a watchlist.
by ebonic_plague
Nov 4th, 2008
11:45:46 PM
Way to go. I hope the secret service allots enough time to sift through all the posts about Optimus Prime's flaming nipples and dead raped chocolate pussy juice covered deer.
YES WE CAN!!! OBAMA '08!!!
by effector12
Nov 4th, 2008
11:45:50 PM
America has spoken!!! Good for you Harry!!! Let the healing begin!!!
"Our phones will no longer be tapped."
by jimmy rabbitte
Nov 4th, 2008
11:46:00 PM
I wouldn't bet on that...
Has the planet started healing yet?
by Green Arrow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:46:15 PM
Seriously, though, do we hand over our wallets now or wait a little while?
There was only one thing missing
by buffywrestling
Nov 4th, 2008
11:46:28 PM
from Obama's speech that would have made it the best ever - should have played him off with "Eye of the Tiger".
The First 1 Term Black President!
by Baron Karza
Nov 4th, 2008
11:46:28 PM
Yaaay.. lets pat each other on the back & suck each other dicks for 3 years and then start campaigning again, just like the last regime.
amen krulls
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:46:53 PM
Capitalism is the system this country has thrived off of for hundreds of years, and its what drives this country as we know it. Everyone is acting like being rich is a crime, therefore you get taxed more, and the wealth gets spread around. That's a shame.
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
by Mockingbuddha
Nov 4th, 2008
11:47:25 PM
Love it or leave it you nazi rush limbaugh fucks!!!!! Better dead than Red State!!! and lets all be nice and try to get along this time, or maybe Obama will decide he's a compasionate anti-conservative. If there was any justice, Obama would make repuplicians feel as bad as I did for eight years, but rush limbaugh says you have to support the gument no matter what they do, so bend over and get busy supportin you fascist fucks. This was the nicest post I could come up with. 2004 is still a fresh wound for me.
So many classy responses...
by DarthSnoogans
Nov 4th, 2008
11:48:24 PM
I'm perfectly happy that we had a pretty clear-cut win here. It was probably needed considering the shrill accusations for eight years that GWB "stole" the election. That being said, perhaps those with their raving lunatic, pathological hatred of GWB will regain enough of their sanity to realize that you've just elected a socialist who won't be able to provide one percent of the freebies he's promised you.
Re: dundundles
by darquelyte
Nov 4th, 2008
11:48:34 PM
I don't think that Dundundles was wishing that it would happen, but meant he/she wouldn't have been surprised if it had. At least that's how I took it, and I hope that's what was meant. Because at the end of the day, I wouldn't have been surprised either. There were a LOT of people in that crowd. It is very tough to stop one very determined person. I only hope and pray that with Obama's election that we have moved beyond something like that happening, but honestly, it wouldn't surprise me. Cheney brought out a lot of hatred from people, but a black man as President just may be too much for some nut from the White Power crowd. Enrollment in the KKK has gone up over the past 2 years while employment and home ownership have declined. I voted for Obama and I wouldn't want any politician to be assassinated, but times are very desperate for a lot of angry white dudes who lost their jobs and are losing their homes.
Death of a Nation
by RosebudsStarfish
Nov 4th, 2008
11:49:17 PM
Well, you got what you wanted, now we ALL will have to live with it. Bring home the troops so you can destabilize the region even more. Nothing done halfassed works. Spend money like crazy and make todays economy look like a gravy train...whoo hoooo. Yeah Obama, whoo hoo. Our next Prez has no experience at all, 140 days in the Senate, whooo hooo. Our kids and grandkids will have to go back to the mid-east to fight a bloodier war..whoo hooo. National Healthcare that wont work..whoo hooo. Give lazy pukes the fruit of the workers labor...whoo hooo. Like I've been saying, if you want to talk politics Harry, start an "Aint Politics Cool" board as they have ZERO place on a site meant for movie buffs. You made your beds, now lay in them.
crankyoldguy
by redshirt
Nov 4th, 2008
11:49:33 PM
I like how your post just assumes that since rich people have more money, you can just take as much from them as you wish, like you are entitled to it. I am not a rich man, but my customers are. That is one thing you fail to understand. Every dollar extra you take from them is a dollar they don't have to spend with me or thousands of other small businesses around the country. I am glad you would happily pay more, guess what? even if you only pay 36% you will pay more when your income rises. Why does the rate itself have to go up? Google the laffer curve. The last 2 tax cuts resulted in increased tax revenue. Raising rates will decrease revenue. Unlike you, most rich people resent extra taxation, and their lawyers and accountants are smarter than government lawyers and accountants. They will always figure out ways to hide money. Lower their rates and give them incentives to cooperate. Obama admitted this was true in an interview, but said it was more about fairness than revenue. Do you agree?
OBAMA'S FIRST ACT AS PRESIDENT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
11:50:04 PM
Sideshow Collectibles Redistribution. Socialism FTW!!!!
Don't tax the rich!!!
by Mockingbuddha
Nov 4th, 2008
11:50:05 PM
Eat Them!!! If you can read this you've probably already lost the CLASS WAR!!!!!
Oh.. and one more thing
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:50:12 PM
Michelle Obama as first lady is like having Hilary there all over again, only without the gay allegations. If nothing else, we'll get some good comedy out of it. SNL's ratings will plummet without Sarah Palin to pick on.
We're gonna need a bigger boat...
by ebonic_plague
Nov 4th, 2008
11:50:20 PM
...this place is awash in dittohead scumbag tears! It's like the end of Dune!
good times
by THE KNIGHT
Nov 4th, 2008
11:50:27 PM
that's all i got folks. this talkback needs to be saved for the futua
when obama was the head of the harvard law review
by crazybubba
Nov 4th, 2008
11:50:48 PM
he placed a lot of conservatives in key positions on the harvard law review board, even though they were in the minority at the law school,which pissed off a lot of the liberals in the school. I'm not saying he should do that as president, but These whiny, elitist right-wing nut jobs who think they should be able decide who is worthy of voting and whose not should give the paranoid hate-mongering a rest and take a legitimate look at the man. Barry's a pragmatist, he's going to govern from the center (mostly). The truth is, he'll probably end up pissing of a lot of left-wingers (unfortunately), but the right-wing zealots will never let their blinding hate filled ignorance recognize that fact.
krullboyisback:
by Playkins
Nov 4th, 2008
11:50:54 PM
Never, and none at all. And as a army brat, I'd never, ever try to cheapen the sacrifice of servicemen an women. But in answer to your question, the old rich guys of America(which unfortunately tend to be white) have spoken for the last 8 years. I'm ready to give someone else a shot.

I just hope everyone else feels the same way, and isn't expecting a handout. This is still America, and you still have to work for your success. Just as Obama did.

I didn't get carried away in the hype.
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 4th, 2008
11:51:27 PM
I remember watching his win speech as Senator. History has shown that there are some men who have lead this country differently than others, Obama feels like one of them. It's hard to join any political faction and not collect a past full of questionable decisions and associations through that marriage. Not everyone who serves cares. I'm no foolish enough to believe that. But I honestly believe Obama cares.
richievanderlow, thanks
by krullboyisback
Nov 4th, 2008
11:51:44 PM
Also, let's face it, Obama is wealthy, as is his wife, and had he chosen to work in the private sector, he would be even more wealthy. I know people like Paris Hilton "fall into money", but why criticize people that invest in secondary education, business ventures, etc.? I don't know about anyone else, but I hope that when I am 72 I have sound finances that are function of my own financial planning and sacrifice
We live in a cynical world...
by moto
Nov 4th, 2008
11:51:47 PM
...a CYNICAL world. It was great to hear both McCain's speech and Obama's, both hoping for unity of the country.

It's easy to pass off words of hope as without substance, rather just mere hyperbole to win an election. It's the way the country thinks today. So guys like Psalmolive and what not... you're part of the problem.

Even McCain basically said that the election is over, now it's time to change.

Time will tell if Obama is TRULY that change. But damn us all if we were to turn our cynical backs on words of hope, change, and progress. The nation has spoken. A nation that's heard every speech known to fall from a politician's mouth. Thus, we've heard the bullshit over and over.

The nation has spoken and only time will tell. Be proud that our country has had the balls to push aside cynicism and believe... believe like we haven't in quite some time. Time will tell the true story, but at least we were brave enough to act on our hope for a better tomorrow.

LAFFER CURVE?!?
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
11:52:26 PM
We're celebratin'!!! The only people discussing policy are Brit Hume and, well, wingnuts.
krull, it's not a sin...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
11:52:40 PM
but, for example, when Bill Gates began to really rake it in and was doing nothing for others in the way of charitable causes, etc. he got a talking to about social responsibility...and listened. Yeah, I've been one pissed off fuck about job loss multiple times during this current administration horror and when people said, you can't blame Bush, I said, why not? After all they blamed Clinton for everything when he was just getting his dick sucked. I'll take that again if it means I'm out of severe economic woes. Go ahead and call that wrong. Because I know if I was making what I used to make in 1999 and 2000 even now, with inflation and such, I'd be donating money and time to, as they are called, "good works." You wanna make oodles of cash and ignore the world around you, go ahead. But when someone poor, angry and most of all desperate brings a pipe down on your skull because trickle-down does not work, maybe you'll get it then. Do I think things will be magically fixed by next spring, summer? Of course not. But the door is opened to new vision now.
Indiana Jones and the First Black President
by Pabodie
Nov 4th, 2008
11:52:45 PM
One of the greatest days in US history. A great man. A historic victory. A LOT of work to do. Let's go!!
crazybubba
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:52:48 PM
Govern from the center? Really? I didn't get that at all during his campaign, or I would have voted for him.
All the same, the best is yet to come...
by BurnHollywood
Nov 4th, 2008
11:52:55 PM
...When THE CLEVELAND SHOW debuts on Fox!

Black America, get ready to rejoice all over again!

We need the Liberal Warrior to combat the motards
by toadkillerdog
Nov 4th, 2008
11:53:37 PM
On this TB. Harry, Mori, free the Liberal Warrior!

Let the rampaging black rhino's loose!

True class as usual at AICN
by zacdilone
Nov 4th, 2008
11:54:35 PM
Wishing Hannity's on-air suicide, multiple utterances of "fuckers" and "scumbags" while referring to those of a different political ilk, dick references...what classy responses. It doesn't matter who we elect President, as long as childish attitudes like those displayed here prevail, America will never truly change. Grow up, people.
crankyoldguy: Well said.
by Playkins
Nov 4th, 2008
11:54:51 PM
walk in my shoes, redshirt
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
11:56:03 PM
then open your mouth. end of story
THE DAY THE LAUGHTER DIED
by Psalmolive
Nov 4th, 2008
11:56:04 PM
One more thing to point out, which is not so serious, but may be serious depending on its importance to you- there is nothing funny about Obama. Late night talk show hosts and comedy shows have lost their bread and butter. I wonder if you can even joke about Obama? Or is it racist to do so? If there is one good thing to come out of this, its that Spike Lee's movie career of creating "black people against white authority" films are finished. This may be the day the laughter died, but thank god its the day racism died because a lot of race and tolerance organizations are going to go BUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO MORE ARGUMENTS NOW THAT A BLACK MAN IS PRESIDENT THANK GOD.
IS BRIT HUME'S FACE MELTING?
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 4th, 2008
11:56:30 PM
Fuck is up with that face?
krulls
by richievanderlow
Nov 4th, 2008
11:56:43 PM
The other thing that bothers me is defining 'rich' as 250k. that's not a lot of money these days, and if a small business owner has one good year and reaches that threshold, he can't put money away for a rainy day as a reward for doing well.. he goes into a higher tax bracket and it gets redistributed. I think that's a significant problem that will take away ambition for people to grow their business.. especially small business.
ebonic_plague
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 4th, 2008
11:56:55 PM
Damn you, your last couple of posts (especially about the Secret Service having to look through posts about optimus prime flaming nipples) made me laugh enough that it kinda hurt. Thanks for that.
okay no more refering to him as
by BrainFart
Nov 4th, 2008
11:56:58 PM
a black man. its weird. i have several half black half white friends and not once have i ever heard them refer to themselves as black men. if someone asks them if they are black they usually say no im half or no my mom/dad was. I like the fact that ive never met a racist person of mixed race. Another reason why obama would make a good choice for president. But i wonder how people would react if Obama were to refer to himself as a "white man"?
Hannity is a hate monger, more than...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 4th, 2008
11:57:03 PM
O'Reilly. Only Ann Coulter is worse.
@frodofraggins
by buffywrestling
Nov 4th, 2008
11:58:03 PM
He looks like a Weasley!
Seriously though..
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 4th, 2008
11:58:06 PM
You guys don't get it. I don't really care that Obama one- if that is the people's choice, so be it. What SCARES me though is that this is the exact same type of movement that brought Hitler into power, and the communists before that. This was a election whose outcome was based entirely on emotion. I do not believe for a moment that people were guided by issues this election- they responded to a product. I know, I know, Obama is a good guy. I'm sure he is. But doesn't it scare you that a guy can come into power in this country THIS way?

I know that this is going to fall along party lines and the liberals/democrats in the group are going to say i'm nuts, but I am dead serious. From the posters, to the brand name, the slogans- it's a product.
Psalmlive you Douche!
by Darth_Kaos
Nov 4th, 2008
11:58:15 PM
Don't start taking AFFIRMATIVE ACTION and WHITE GUILT out your racist ass!

A retarded WHITE GUY was running the country for the last 8 years. Now that's what I call Affirmative Action!

Check your stats, Affirmative Action longer exists,except for narrow minded white people who continue to watch their power slip away.

Face it. You are now the minority.
Two intractable Wars and an Economic Cataclysm ?
by G100
Nov 4th, 2008
11:58:51 PM
IF or until I see Obama fuck up that much and achieve Bush's disapproval ratings I'll treat the desperate partisan prophecies of unmitigated DOOM with the contempt they deserve.

Read up. I already stated how unrealistic some of the expectations are as well as the likely consequences of inheriting the Economic Catastrophe from Bush.

You'll need to do better than than the cheap and ultimately ineffectual negativity and smears that tainted and sank McCains Campaign.

But cheer up. You can now take part in the Republican shouting match over where the Party goes next. Who will you blame ? McCain or Palin ? Who gets the whip hand ? The NeoCons or the Moderates ? That is entirely in your and the Republicans hands now. So make the most of that power as it's the only power you or they will have for years to come.

I am actually....happy
by kafka07
Nov 4th, 2008
11:59:04 PM
It's a weird feeling, trying to get used to it. A lot of gloom from the last eight years is finally melting away. Anyway, it's weird that you got rid of your beard. I just grew one. The world is definitely changing....for the better.
We need to destroy all opposing voices for change!
by Baron Karza
Nov 4th, 2008
11:59:26 PM
We must eliminate all dissenting voices because of racism and for change NOW!
McCain's military service was enough to blow his chances.
by Bob Cryptonight
Nov 5th, 2008
12:00:03 AM
Military service has no bearing on a guy's ability to be an effective president. At most it shows that he is easily programmable to do a master's bidding. And spending time in a P.O.W. camp is nothing to brag about. Sure, God bless him for enduring it, but more than likely the guy has some emotional issues in the aftermath. There are less thing for him to break in the Senate.
Brainfart
by richievanderlow
Nov 5th, 2008
12:00:05 AM
So, we don't now have a black president-elect? Well shit, I guess Jesse will be pissed.. but the blacks got Tiger Woods in the racial draft, so maybe the Republicans can save face by getting Obama for the white race.
Obama will be a great president
by Mr.Krinkle
Nov 5th, 2008
12:00:25 AM
Did any of you just hear that acceptance speech? It was really fucking moving. I'm old enough to know most acceptance speeches are a lot of backslapping and posturing. His speech wasn't about HIM winning. It was about US. It was positive and forward thinking. Sorry, but I'm just not used to this kinda talk from my politicians. To the people out there full of hate over this, your way of thinking is now, officially, a dying ideology. The human race has entered the 21st century tonight. I'm glad we finally made it and that the whole world supports this symbol of our evolution as a people.
US goes from "ultra-conservative" to just "conservative".
by Flim Springfield
Nov 5th, 2008
12:00:37 AM
Don't expect much real change, people.
crankyolduy, good points, but Bill Gates is one thing,
by krullboyisback
Nov 5th, 2008
12:01:31 AM
a CEO of a regional corporation is something else. I come a very poor family of simple means. My mom was on WIC when I was growing up, and others in my family were on welfare for a long time. . . but once our family got our act together collectively, outside of government assistance, things changed for the better. Growing up, I was not envious of people in the upper middle class, I cared about accomplishing things on my own merits, not any feeling of entitlement.
BUSH/PALIN '12!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
12:01:36 AM
Cotton, you're nuts.
Damnit, North Carolina still in the air?!
by D.Vader
Nov 5th, 2008
12:01:54 AM
Come on Carolina Blue!!! Show them Tar Heel colors!
HELL FUCKING YES.D
by Gungan Slayer
Nov 5th, 2008
12:02:19 AM
DAMN. This is awesome. GO OBAMA. Now, if they can only hurry up and tell us if we've turned North Carolina blue, I'll be happy.
YES WE CAN!?!?
by p0llk4t
Nov 5th, 2008
12:02:30 AM
Did anyone else think the crowd calling back "Yes we can" during his speech was a bit creepy. Reminded me of a some kind of big tent religeous revival. Hallelujah! Amen!
To all the people bitchin' about our new president
by otm shank
Nov 5th, 2008
12:02:40 AM
If you voted for George W. Bush in either of the last two elections STFU! You are not credible.
BSB
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
12:03:12 AM
Since you're watching, has Hume, hollow-eyed and distant, began absent-mindedly scratching at the flesh of his arms with a broken ballpoint pen yet?
IT'S THE HOLOGRAM OF CONGRESS AGAIN!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
12:03:51 AM
FAAREEEKY!
FuNNY add 2 Friends
by Darth_Kaos
Nov 5th, 2008
12:04:51 AM
If you're WHITE. Everything was already given to you at birth. It's call BIRTH RIGHT, asshole. That's what makes it RIGHT 2B WHITE!
Great night for America
by RandySavage
Nov 5th, 2008
12:04:55 AM
Campaign McCain was shed and the old, likable McCain returned in that gracious concession speech. The crowds in NYC, Chicago and DC were incredible. Obama's speech was great. And the Dems did not get the filibuster proof majority. All good news for American. Now the hard work begins.
Mr. Krinkle
by richievanderlow
Nov 5th, 2008
12:05:10 AM
It will take more than a speech to get me excited from any candidate. Question these guys.. they're all shady, and they talk out of both sides of their mouth. Let's see what his actions say.. not his words. Walk the talk, B.
Hume was very eloquent in his expression of hope...
by zacdilone
Nov 5th, 2008
12:05:49 AM
...for the Obama presidency. I know you haters want to see a Fox News meltdown, but they have been very gracious in defeat. Too bad you can't be gracious in victory, or a least a little humble.
Everyone should watch "MANDERLAY", now!
by Psalmolive
Nov 5th, 2008
12:06:07 AM
Because guess what, Lars Von Trier spells out what's going to happen to the USA in that film. You are all totally and irrevocably screwed.
FATHERMCGRUBER
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
12:06:42 AM
I think Brit's looking to split Kristol's head open so he could eat his brain. The Right's gonna be cannibalizing itself very quickly I think!
crankyoldguy
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
12:07:23 AM
End of story my ass. You have no idea who the hell I am or what my life has been. My living depends on rich people spending loads of money with me, and my industry is the very first one to suffer when their money is tight (luxury goods). I support a family, pay insurance and mortgage and am lucky to have money left over. My story is in no way unique. What do you think rich people do with their cash? Put it in their bank? No, they spend it it and invest it. Obama thinks that money is better sent to the government rather than put back into the economy directly.
Good, thing Hillary aint' Prez...
by The Dum Guy
Nov 5th, 2008
12:07:27 AM
Men are still in power... oh, wait. We knew that months ago.

Should there be a TB about the Prop-8 outcome?
zacdilone
by richievanderlow
Nov 5th, 2008
12:08:27 AM
Well said. On a side note, all this talk about Conservative Fox News. Liberals have every media outlet around.. why can't conservatives have fox news without being criticized? Friggin' double standard!!!
Cheers, Spifftacular Squirrel Girl!
by ebonic_plague
Nov 5th, 2008
12:08:28 AM
I wonder how bad you'd have to piss off your boss in the secret service to be assigned the job of screening AICN talkbacks for assassination plots. Actually now that I think of it, I wonder if MCMXVLIII (or however it's spelled) is that guy.
RE: The human race has entered the 21st century tonight
by krullboyisback
Nov 5th, 2008
12:08:51 AM
Sorry, but I do not agree. . US politics maybe, but not globally. Go visit Darfur, Tibet, Russia, Iran, Iraq, Southern Thailand. The world is an amazing place, but there is still a lot of crazy things out there
Cotton brought up Hitler
by buffywrestling
Nov 5th, 2008
12:09:16 AM
Talkback's over. 'Night all.
Cotton, how old are you? I mean really?
by toadkillerdog
Nov 5th, 2008
12:09:26 AM
Because you must be awfully young not to remember the rapture of the republicans over Reagan by his second term.

And you surely seem to be ignoring the near deification of Reagan nowadays by republicans.

People are excited and enthusiastic. What the hell is wrong with that? Oh, when Palin caused people to name babies after her, or had women weeping at her rallys, I guess that was ok?

OBama has a bad energy policy.
by Darth Dean
Nov 5th, 2008
12:09:26 AM
It's unfeasible.
I gotta get one of these barack obamas
by BrainFart
Nov 5th, 2008
12:09:31 AM
i keep hearing about. I think from all the hype its gonna be the tickle me elmo of this holiday season
I understand krull, but...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 5th, 2008
12:10:55 AM
again, you need to walk in another man's shoes. I never thought I'd face an ageist, ugly world as I have in the past five years especially. I had hopes for a recent job interview and (at least) got an email back from one of the interviewers saying they needed someone "fresher" (read younger) without family obligations. That's probably illegal, but who can afford to fight that. And that's just a recent experience. True, I don't know your whole story either, but mine in recent years has left me, yeah, angry beyond anything I ever imagined in my life and I know some days I'm a violent powderkeg waiting to happen also. I admit it. I also have no money to pay for anger management BTW, since the company I work for part-time eliminated our insurance this year and we can only afford right now to insurance my wife and our son with the right care. I'm on an plan that's wretched. Anything severe happens that's life-threatening, I'm gone. That's no joke or hyperbole. Because I know the state of insurance companies and coverage. And that's just part of it.
In North Carolina
by richievanderlow
Nov 5th, 2008
12:11:01 AM
Obama barely edges McCain... not that it matters.
I dissagree Add2 friends
by Darth_Kaos
Nov 5th, 2008
12:11:03 AM
It's society that causes the rip. "Mulattoes' are human and have the same self doubts as anyone. It's the world around them that reminds them of it. (case In point. . .you). I think it's you with the self hate.
Sadly he won't be as good as President Camacho
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 5th, 2008
12:11:21 AM
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, porn star and five-time ultimate smackdown wrestling champion. Sigh.
but even with all that...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 5th, 2008
12:11:41 AM
tonight I'm more optimistic about everything than I've been in a long, long time.
Obama Bitches!
by DrTobiasFunke
Nov 5th, 2008
12:12:05 AM
Yes we did! :)
To be slightly rascist...
by The Dum Guy
Nov 5th, 2008
12:12:21 AM
Can we still call it the White House?
I have been a lifelong Republican...
by zacdilone
Nov 5th, 2008
12:12:42 AM
...and watching Obama's speech tonight left me tearful and speechless. It was a wonderful moment, and I have high hopes that he will transcend partisan bickering and do something truly great as President. He may disappoint me in that, but I am willing to give him a chance because he has earned my respect.
CANNNN YOUUUU DIGGGGG IT!!!!!!!!!
by ChezKing
Nov 5th, 2008
12:13:18 AM
I love this!!!! GROUNDBREAKING!!! PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!! I was hoping he would have come out wearing a daishiki, and spread his arms up to the sky and yell...CANNNNN YOOUUUUUUU DIIIIGGG IIIIT!!!!!!! Congratulations Obama !!!!
Epic fail for democracy.
by Ironhelix
Nov 5th, 2008
12:13:38 AM
Obama was elected because the media told us he was black (which he's not), which in turn means that if you're white and you don't vote for him, you are somehow a racist. this type of thinking has been seeping into our society since i was a kid, and this is the final culmination of it. white guilt put Obama into office, and nothing else. the man has no experience, and has been flat-out lying to the public about his so-called tax cuts (which are actually a one time tax credit, just like Bush did). Howard Stern's bit that he did on his show illustrates perfectly how little people actually know about this dude (you know, the one where he asked people if they were voting frr Obama because he was black, or because [insert random McCain policy here]. not one of them realized they were being tricked, because not one of them knows anything about Obama, other than "he's black". i am tempted to say that it can't get any worse anyway, but i am afraid that it can get much, much worse...
Si se puede, muchachos.
by NivekJ
Nov 5th, 2008
12:14:03 AM
'Nuff said.
JESUS, REDSHIRT - THOSE TAX CUTS WERE GONNA SUNSET IN 2010
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
12:14:07 AM
anyway. You make it sound like Obama's gonna take money out of your bank account and deposit it into mine. Heh. Heh. Heh.

DONE with you redshirt
by crankyoldguy
Nov 5th, 2008
12:14:42 AM
I can spot a closest fascist easily. END OF FUCKING STORY.
sweet
by werewolfbynight
Nov 5th, 2008
12:15:03 AM
This is a great day. We are all a part of one of the most historic events in U.S. history. This is such a hippy thing to sat, but the world just became a better place. And where can I get One of those t-shirts?
Crankyoldguy, thanks for your honesty, opinion
by krullboyisback
Nov 5th, 2008
12:16:02 AM
and I am sorry about the things you are struggling with. My mom and stepdad work in the insurance industry and it is really up in the air. I think the critical issue is how do we balance self-initiated opportunity with government responsibility to assist those at a socio-economic disadvantage?
while zacdilone...
by crankyoldguy
Nov 5th, 2008
12:16:58 AM
I reach out the hand of friendship to you. Just as it is with one of my brother-in-laws, we agree to disagree and eventually find our common ground.
OBAMA TAKES HAWAII!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
12:17:19 AM
Whew!
Face it.
by Darth_Kaos
Nov 5th, 2008
12:17:33 AM
Obama is bringing back some form of Hope. After 8 years, we all deserve it. However, there are those who want this country to stay the way it is, so they can loath in it.

I'm proud of you America!( and this is coming from a former republican!)
Well, it's official,
by jae683
Nov 5th, 2008
12:18:19 AM
America is Dead. And if you guys think Obama is going to make good on his campaign promises, you're sorely deluded. Just watch and see.
Ironhelix
by quantize
Nov 5th, 2008
12:18:41 AM
you would know Epic Failure. It's your life story.
OKAY SO WHEN DO WE START ROUNDING UP WINGNUTS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
12:19:35 AM
and torture them with cattle prods? That's what I read in the secret Obama agenda e-mail ...
and thank you Krull
by crankyoldguy
Nov 5th, 2008
12:20:02 AM
Insurance/health care here is very fucked up, indeed. we have a friend in the UK who uses their system, yet also pay for the possibility of greater troubles should they arise. And he says it works for him and his partner (yeah, he is, big deal).
crankyoldguy
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
12:20:11 AM
First thing, are you talking to me or Krull? I'm sorry about your situation, insurance sucks for sure, but look at England or Canada! Mark Steyn quips that the wait time for a bed to have a baby in Canada is 10 months! I made the decision as a young man to join the family business, we have had major expansions and painful contractions over the years. It has been hard and I have had to not take paychecks too many times too count. The positive is I control my destiny more than any man that works for someone else. I honestly wish you success, but I honestly feel that Obama won't give it to you.
I want to apologize. Hear me out...
by dundundles
Nov 5th, 2008
12:20:39 AM
In the heat of the campaign, and at the height of the results, I became a little irritated. And I made a stupid decision to post a sick comment on what I thought was kinda funny at the time. I have since realized that it isn't funny, and I am very serious about this. I thought about what I said, and I regret it. I sincerely do think Obama will do great in the office. And I really do wish him the best. I wish him no ill-will whatsoever. To make a remark like I did was wrong. I am apologizing to every talkbacker who was or was not offended by my comment. Albeit an ignorant and thoughtless remark on my part. So I hope you can all forgive me of my carelessness and stupidity. I am sorry. And no it is not because of fear that I say this, After sitting on it for a little while, I simply have realized that I made a mistake. Forgive me. I will leave it be. Sorry.
The American Idol President
by Reno
Nov 5th, 2008
12:20:47 AM
And just like the "winners" on that show, Obama's success will be short-lived and ultimately a big joke. Watch President Super Jesus after January as the pixie dust wears off and reality sets in. It's going to be epic fail after epic fail. Obama will make the fail known as Bush look like Abraham Lincoln in comparison.
...Stern voted Obama
by quantize
Nov 5th, 2008
12:20:50 AM
because he's not nearly as retarded as the dumbest in his audience like you.
good night...and good news
by crankyoldguy
Nov 5th, 2008
12:21:06 AM
Finally gave the elephants the ass whoppin' they needed
by GQtaste
Nov 5th, 2008
12:21:10 AM
needed! They let the nutcase religious zealots have too much power and looked at what happened? It's set us back twenty years. Whats sad is the elephants used to be practical. But when they started courting the jesus freaks they lost control of what they used to stand for sadly.
what happened to all the smart people
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
12:21:24 AM
where'd all these crackpots come from.
Rush Limbaugh just od'd on oxycontin
by irrelevntelefant
Nov 5th, 2008
12:21:37 AM
No, I hope I'm wrong.
by Reno
Nov 5th, 2008
12:21:38 AM
I'm not. Read some history.
And Pailin fals into obscurity
by BrainFart
Nov 5th, 2008
12:21:52 AM
i mean alaska
I've said my piece...
by dundundles
Nov 5th, 2008
12:21:59 AM
To all the jackasses...
by codymr
Nov 5th, 2008
12:22:13 AM
Who said in previous talkbacks that McCain would win and Obama did not have a chance - I laugh at you.
Seriously, how can you be angry with this?
by The Dum Guy
Nov 5th, 2008
12:22:29 AM


At least it wasn't Hillary Clinton vs. Mike Huckabee. That would've been a contest that would have me crying... no matter who won.

Who opened the ark of the conenant
by odo19
Nov 5th, 2008
12:23:19 AM
at Fox News headquarters? I swear those assholes faces melting off. Brit Hume looks like he want to take a nap, lol. Haha. Eat it up fuckheads. You asked for it.
I can't believe Indiana is taking this long.
by ebonic_plague
Nov 5th, 2008
12:23:41 AM
Obama's leading by about 23,000 votes, though, which is impressive considering it's usually the first state in the evening to go red. I'd be encouraged and kind of surprised at my home state if they really go for Obama!
I'm sorry Qantize...
by Ironhelix
Nov 5th, 2008
12:24:14 AM
i forgot i wasn't supposed to mention what everyone already knows. grow up already, and understand that he's just a man, not the fucking savior of America. the amount of praise that's been lavished on this guy that no one outside of his home state had ever heard of until 2 years ago, is beyond absurd. if he were white, and NOT capitalizing on the failures of the Bush administration, he wouldn't have had a chance in HELL at president.
THIS IS A SAD NIGHT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
12:26:10 AM
This means that hot Maru chick won't be on the Rick Sanchez show anymore. God she looks tasty ....
Eek, when did so many people get all emo-ized?
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 5th, 2008
12:26:38 AM
"America's dead"?

Although he/she might be right. I've been poking the ground with a stick and it hasn't moved yet.

Beautiful Day
by AlwaysThere
Nov 5th, 2008
12:26:53 AM
:)
I am just going to make this comment...
by marcspector
Nov 5th, 2008
12:27:24 AM
...and probably be bashed by most of you but... Why not be critical of our government? Redshirt makes points that should be considered, thought about, and then, after careful deliberation, possibly dismissed. Why is this president above criticism? He's your president. Now treat him like you would any other, i.e., Bush.
That's big of you, Dundun...
by ebonic_plague
Nov 5th, 2008
12:28:22 AM
...though when I read it I pictured you reading it at gunpoint in some kind of hostage video. Look on the bright side, it's probably warm in Gitmo this time of year.
IronHelix, Reno
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
12:28:46 AM
President-Elect of the United States of America, Mr. Barack Obama.

Please, friends, love it or leave it.

ODO19 - I SAW THE SAME MELTING FACE THING AT FOX NEWS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
12:28:50 AM
Barack just took Kenya too!!! Woot woot!
marcspector
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
12:29:01 AM
Now that's funny.
Nailin' Palin 2 will actually star Sarah Palin.
by Flim Springfield
Nov 5th, 2008
12:29:08 AM
Now the democrats are the evil empire...
by Sakurai
Nov 5th, 2008
12:29:18 AM
The republicans are the rebel alliance. Its all on you guys now. When stuff goes wrong, there is no Bush to blame. So start paying attention, cause now you play defense for the next four years.
obama should apoint David Duke to the
by BrainFart
Nov 5th, 2008
12:29:55 AM
Secretary of education just to confuse the shit out of everybody.
Don't worry America- it's obviously still okay to hate gays.
by Flim Springfield
Nov 5th, 2008
12:30:08 AM
marcspector
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 5th, 2008
12:30:34 AM
There's nothing wrong with that at all but again, why not give him a chance to run the country for awhile before deciding he's going to wreck everything? If he doesn't improve anything then he should be fair game for the critics just as much as Bush was.

Dig the talkback name btw. :)

HELL MOTHERFUCKING YESSSS!!!!
by tendermelon
Nov 5th, 2008
12:31:12 AM
I'm listening to Glenn, Rush, Sean, everybody tomorrow. I'm gonna be watching news all day. I'm gonna sign up for Michael Savage's podcast and listen to it. I will be masturbating. I will jack off all over each and every one of their faces, and I will give Michael Savage the only remaining towel afterwards. I am so happy right now.
REDSHIRT AND THE REST OF THE WINGNUT BRIGADE
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
12:31:21 AM
could've waited until manana to bitch about policy. Shit, we've been doing that for months now. Tonight, we party!!
Don't Forget to Vote on Thursday
by DeweyOxburger
Nov 5th, 2008
12:31:55 AM
Fuck.
ohhhh marcspector -
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
12:32:42 AM
Don't you remember how you guys responded to us, back when we questioned the choices made in various elections?
Heres the deal
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
12:32:49 AM
I will give Obama the same benefit of the doubt and respect you gave Bush. Deal?
4 More Years!!!
by conspiracy
Nov 5th, 2008
12:34:01 AM
Of Welfare, Warfare, Mercantilism, Special interest pandering, government thievery in the name of the common good, and eroding Liberty. The only thing that "Changed" tonight was the name on the letterhead...the underlying evil of Big Government, Statist control and the slide towards totalitarianism hasn't "Changed" one damned bit.
Obamas gonna need a shit ton of Glade Plugins
by BrainFart
Nov 5th, 2008
12:34:53 AM
to get the stench of failure out of the white house.
To expect progress now is racism!
by Baron Karza
Nov 5th, 2008
12:35:03 AM
Take what you are given by THESE millionaires, if you dont like it, you are racist.
tendermelon
by zacdilone
Nov 5th, 2008
12:35:15 AM
Thank you. Thank you for expressing the exact opposite of everything Barack Obama spoke about in his speech tonight. Thank you for embodying the very spirit that has dragged this country down for the past eight years. Thank you for showing there are Americans willing to undo whatever progress the election of Obama will bring about. Stand your ground, brother!
I Voted for Krodos!
by ledbetter51
Nov 5th, 2008
12:36:04 AM
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
chez king with best post of the night
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
12:36:09 AM
I love this!!!! GROUNDBREAKING!!! PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!! I was hoping he would have come out wearing a daishiki, and spread his arms up to the sky and yell...CANNNNN YOOUUUUUUU DIIIIGGG IIIIT!!!!!!! Congratulations Obama !!!!
Psalmolive you're an idiot
by D.Vader
Nov 5th, 2008
12:36:32 AM
And probably racist to boot. You're part of that group that says racism doesn't exist anymore and black people are dumb for saying it does. Telling everyone that bc we have a half-black man as president means racism is over shows how ignorant you are and how you believe you're smrter than all those black fools that think they're victimized by racism (which just went extinct tonight apprently).
BringingSexyBack
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
12:36:48 AM
Sorry if my worrying about my business brings you down. Continue partying.
Proud to Be an American!
by hipnosismag
Nov 5th, 2008
12:36:53 AM
I'm really glad that we now have an intelligent President going in to the White House and not some trashy millionaire who spreads more of Bush's bullshit. I'm so sick of people like McCain rallying up dumb hillbillies and white trash to make rich republicans richer. Maybe Obama can help bring this country back to glory.
BrainFart:: I had David Duke for a college class once...
by The Dum Guy
Nov 5th, 2008
12:38:53 AM
And he was a pretty good teacher, but he was kinda pissed about the KKK dude having the same name (true story).

BTW Does anyone know what dundundles had to make an apology about?
I cannot bring myself to say Pres. Obama..
by Hellboy4Prez
Nov 5th, 2008
12:39:15 AM
It will be interesting to see what "CHANGE" means to the man when it is all official, taxes go up, 2nd amenment is abolished and extremist muslims are allowed to bomb when and where they want. Yes we can. We have to put up with Oprah for four more years, yes we can. Socialized health insurance, yes we can, Marxist economics, yes we can. The comment about the church revival was funny as crap. PS. Any moron talking assassination attempts needs to be investigated. It is ridiculous that we allow a mans skin color to dictate those kinds of feelings. Make the election about politics and not race. DunDundles, you are an idiot and you give all conservatives a black eye with your ignorant comments
On that Hologram thing...
by onezeroone
Nov 5th, 2008
12:41:03 AM
we use it at work a lot. I almost blew my jism all over the room when I first used it... nothing comes close to it, not even dressing up as Darth Vader and duelling with Mark Hamill himself.
Best election analysis yet
by zacdilone
Nov 5th, 2008
12:42:29 AM
http://tinyurl.com/5obnnd
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PTSDPete
Nov 5th, 2008
12:42:47 AM
Obama for president of Canada
by bobbo32
Nov 5th, 2008
12:43:14 AM
he can appear in the houses of parliament via the CNN hologram. http://down-for-whatever.blogs pot.com/2008/11/yes-we-did.htm l
Unity at last!
by zooch
Nov 5th, 2008
12:43:19 AM
America has spoken. We are DONE with divisional politics. Don't listen to anyone who preaches political division. It's un-american and it gets nothing done.
Actually, the GOP are still the Imperials...
by ebonic_plague
Nov 5th, 2008
12:43:54 AM
...but Darth Cheney has been flung out to space somewhere to rebuild the Death Star. I did get flashes of the end of A New Hope after Obama's acceptance speech.

But if I had to choose a sci fi metaphor for the new administration it'd probably be Deep Space Nine. I don't know what kind of corresponding Star Trek bad guys the republicans would fit best, though.

The country has gone FULL RETARD
by Pageiv
Nov 5th, 2008
12:44:34 AM
Never thought I'd see a man who spends 20 years in a church that claims the evils of the world are from white ppl and the government. Maybe he was just stleeping. Who is BHO? Know one knows. Great time to find out next year.
i predict
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
12:44:47 AM
obama will walk on water and heal the world. He will save the orphans, cure cancer and shit ice cream. WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO
It's Morning In The World Again
by PTSDPete
Nov 5th, 2008
12:45:07 AM
I voted for Obama begrudgidly
by TVguy4566
Nov 5th, 2008
12:46:36 AM
Wasn't thrilled with either guy (although I felt both were infinitely better than any of the choices we had the last two presidential elections). It came down to Palin and the fact McCain couldn't even run his own campaign how can he run the country. ok, there were a lot of other reasons. Neither guy really represents what political views are (socially liberal, financially conservative).

One thing I hope to God is Obama stays healthy. After watch Biden say and do far more stupid things than Palin in this election (guaranting that there will be a world crisis in six months if Obama wins, asking a parapalgic to stand up for recognition for his work fundraising, talking about how FDR was president in 1929 and gave presidental address on TV, etc.), the fact that he is one heartbeat away from the White House scares me a bit.

I am hoping for the best. I just wished they got rid of more of the morons on both sides of the isle in the House. Neither party held the market on stupidity in the House. I wouldn't have been upset if there was a 100% turnover in the House.
Pageiv
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Nov 5th, 2008
12:47:58 AM
Are you serious? Who is Barack Obama?

For God's sake... read a book or a newspaper. The man's whole life has been scrutinized inside and out for the past 2 years. We probably know more about him than any other president-elect in history!

The Party is just beginning
by G100
Nov 5th, 2008
12:48:43 AM
Fuck the naysayers and nattering naybobs of negativism. Enjoy this and many other nights to come.

Ending 8 years of this shit and seeing a piece of genuine History being made deserves an awesome Celebration. And they ARE Celebrating and will keep Celebrating and if you don't like it, too bad and tough shit. You had your chance and blew it.

Headline: "Bush: 'Can I stop being President NOW?'"
by chromedome
Nov 5th, 2008
12:51:13 AM
Gotta love The Onion!
my favorite comment
by marcspector
Nov 5th, 2008
12:52:55 AM
FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLo rd: "Don't you remember how you guys responded to us, back when we questioned the choices made in various elections?" In other words: "It is your turn to play the fascist"? Here's an idea... How about if no one is a fascist? Is that an option? Can you drop your identity as a defender of whatever-it-is long enough to realize the only people who benefit from your fanaticism are the rich cats in Washington? It just makes me sad that the disparity between citizen and politician (have and have-not) is obvious when a Republican is elected but when a Democrat is elected, the critical mind seems to evaporate.
It's been a hell of a ride...
by JunoFallon
Nov 5th, 2008
12:56:55 AM
I cast my vote for Obama this evening. I don't believe in partisan view points so I hope those of you who support McCain will be gracious in my comment! At any rate I look forward to change! Let's all look forward to something new! I'm excited! :D
Yes, ebonic, because republicans are the bad guys.
by zacdilone
Nov 5th, 2008
12:57:44 AM
Geez...no wonder our country's in the toilet. It's Capulets like you that make blood in the marketplace. When you people get it through your thick, childish heads that it is people who make selfish, power-hungry decisions that are the bad guys, REGARDLESS of party affiliation, then I will have hope for America. But as long as idiots on both side of the aisle demonize those on the opposite, we will get nowhere. I got news for you right-wing kool-aid drinkers: Obama is not the antichrist, and people who voted for him are not anti-American. And I have news for you left-wing lemmings: Republicans are not fascist warmongers, and people who vote Republican are not brainless morons. Yes, there are brainless morons in the Republican party, just as there are in the Democrat party. Yes, there are warmongers in the Republican party, just as there are in the Democrat party. There are idiots on both sides of the aisle, and to defeat them we need to find common ground. So go ahead and spew your bile about "bad guys" and "Darth Cheney" and "neocon fascists" and "bigots' and whatever...it only helps to identify you as one of the ones who needs to be overcome and left behind.
Darkness...
by jfp2007
Nov 5th, 2008
12:57:48 AM
It is certainly a dark day for America.
Man, I thought Harry was Rocky Dennis from Mask.
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Nov 5th, 2008
01:00:39 AM
Congratulations to Obama on the largest mass Jedi Mind Trick ever pulled. I wonder how long until he names William Ayers as Secretary of Education?

"These are not the tax cuts you are looking for..."

New Talkback game...
by ebonic_plague
Nov 5th, 2008
01:00:55 AM
...pick your favorite wingnut post-Obamapocalyptic dystopian nightmare scenario!

I like the audacity of an America where "2nd amenment is abolished and extremist muslims are allowed to bomb when and where they want," (It'd be like Islamic 4th of July EVERYDAY!) or the idea that Ahmedinejad is on the cabinet short-list, but I am drawn to the poetic blend of racist/possibly homophobic musing about a "Bareback Yomama administration."

But I think the not-so subtly referenced subject title "DEATH OF A NATION" pretty much ices the fucking cake for hysterical douchebaggery in this talkback.

Great night for our country...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 5th, 2008
01:03:41 AM
...and a great night for AICN Talkback. However, I'm VERY disappointed to see that the Debbie Downers are already out in force; spewing forth their fear-laden cynicism. Such pessimistic sore-loserness deserves to SUCK IT. Suck it long. Suck it hard.

Seriously, you guys crack me up.

I like to think that I'm about as moderate as they come. (At most, I lean just ever-so-left of center.) But after the past several years, I think it's become abundantly clear, to those of us who were paying attention, that the snake oil being peddled by so-called "conservatives" under the umbrella of the GOP was bullshit. The Bush Administration is just the icing on their bitter cake. And like every party who has worn out their welcome, the GOP lost its way.

Therefore, it was inevitable that someone (Obama) would come along who truly understands this country and what it needs. More importantly, they would be able to articulate this understanding in a way that appeals to people across the board. It's something you don't see too often these days.

And remember, Obama didn't get to where he is simply because of his charisma. The guy is incredibly intelligent and he's blessed with a world class temperament. Everything he has achieved has been started from the ground up: from community organization, the Senate, to defeating the Clinton Machine and the GOP, and finally winning the Presidency. The notion that this man won't do everything in his power to lead this country to a BETTER place is categorically absurd.

Anyway, I digress. Congratulations Obama. I look forward to your first day in office. Know hope.

I brought up Hitler, correct.
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 5th, 2008
01:05:52 AM
And I stand by that. Like I said, I don't care that it's Obama. In fact that is almost inconsequential. It's what's been going on the last year or so that scares me. Someone brought up Reagan- completely different. For starters, Reagan didn't engage in class warfare and his message was less government. Like it or not, that's what he stood for.

What Obama advocates is basically "if you vote for me, I will take care of you. I will solve your problems". And how did he convey this message? By telling the have nots that it's someone else's fault. Didn't Hitler blame the Jews for hyper inflation after the first world war?

You all think I am either kidding or insane, but i'm telling you, the same psychology is at work here. Okay fine- human nature, I guess.

It just surprises me to see this type of thing in America.
Congrats Harry
by SithScorp
Nov 5th, 2008
01:05:53 AM
Congrats on your progress. I hope you are already feeling better after 85 lbs. off. Regarding the election, even though I did not vote for him congrats to the pres-elect. I only hope that all of his talk of hope and change (for the better) is turned into reality.
New Talkback game 2...
by zacdilone
Nov 5th, 2008
01:06:19 AM
...pick your favorite hypocritical Obama-negating demonizing comment!
+10 internets, Mr. Nice Gaius
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
01:08:07 AM
Cheers.
With an Obama victory, a new kind of patriotism is born
by zooch
Nov 5th, 2008
01:08:49 AM
One built on unity, not division.
zooch
by zacdilone
Nov 5th, 2008
01:09:35 AM
Unless you're a talkbacker, when the SOP is still demonizing those who don't agree with you.
Mr. Nice Gaius
by TVguy4566
Nov 5th, 2008
01:09:40 AM
I am hopeful that Obama does make positive changes, but your description of Obama could have been made for Jimmy Carter in 1976. That is why I am cautiously optimistic. Not trying to be a downer, but I can see Obama either going the way of JFK or Carter and not much room for in between.
Dark Day? NO. umm... WRONG.
by jackofhearts29
Nov 5th, 2008
01:09:50 AM
May I correct you, sir? In fact, today is a GREAT DAY for America; it is a victory of common sense and hope over fear and ignorance. This is big, very big. A GREAT DAY to be American! Congratulations Obama! fuck.. WE DID IT!:))))
Cotton McKnight
by BadMrWonka
Nov 5th, 2008
01:10:18 AM
if you really believe that, I feel bad for you man...

to take the first African-American president, elected on a platform of hope and change amidst a chaotic and deeply problematic time in our country's history, and find not only a parallel, but what you perceive to be a direct link between him and Adolf Hitler takes a special kind of misapprehension.

zacdilone
by ebonic_plague
Nov 5th, 2008
01:10:35 AM
I know, right? If we can't have a civil conversation about grave social responsibility to one's fellow man and brotherhood and cultural healing, on an AICN chocolate pussy juice covered talkback- of all places!- then all that stands for America and the future of our children and their potential is TRULY jeopardized in perilous doom! Thank you for your stern scolding so that I have been awakened to the power of your message of truth and unity for all people, even douchebags!
I haven't felt this inspired and hopeful in decades.
by Orionsangels
Nov 5th, 2008
01:11:00 AM
Cotton McKnight
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
01:11:19 AM
Don't worry, even after he goes after free speech and guns, nobody will believe you then either. When he resurrects "Fairness Doctrine" it will have a chilling effect on all public dissent. Remember, when asked about gun control his response was "I don't even have the votes to change it if I wanted to". Well, maybe now he does...
One thing I look forward to tomorrow...
by loodabagel
Nov 5th, 2008
01:11:35 AM
Listening to Rush Limbaugh! That shit is going to be more unintentionally hilarious than ever. While finding the station on his website earlier, I noticed all the crap he had stuck on the front page. It looks like a freakin porn site. Rush, how do you suck so hard yet still remain so unintentionally awesome?! 4 More years!
RACISM DIED TONIGHT
by Psalmolive
Nov 5th, 2008
01:11:55 AM
Remember to say you voted for the first black president (even if you didn't) to neutralize all racist arguments "minorities" and overcompensating white people use to blackmail you.
Hellyboy4prez, can't be any worse than the bush
by Orionsangels
Nov 5th, 2008
01:12:16 AM
damn ebonic that sounds like fun...
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
01:12:37 AM
heres mine from cotton mcknight--"I don't really care that Obama one [won]- if that is the people's choice, so be it. What SCARES me though is that this is the exact same type of movement that brought Hitler into power, and the communists before that. This was a election whose outcome was based entirely on emotion. I do not believe for a moment that people were guided by issues this election- they responded to a product.----yes america is now going to turn facist and communist because people voted emotionally, of course because that's never happened before. These inbred right-wingers are well versed on all the issues and vote for the best for the best candidate NOT the guy they would like to have a beer with. The swift-boat attack on Kerry was successful because it was truthful and comepletely rational.
Zacdilone
by odo19
Nov 5th, 2008
01:12:42 AM
I'm going to have to go with the guy that Said America was "dead". LOL, keep it you assholes. It makes me laugh so hard that you can't take one fucking defeat without comparing Obama to Hitler. What a bunch of fucking crybabies.
For the Obama supporters
by Hellboy4Prez
Nov 5th, 2008
01:12:57 AM
I have been listening to you bash Bush and the GOP for the last 8 years, The dems have controlled congress and done nothing for us. Get used to it. It is now my time to sit back and critique and call the new leadership a bunch of douchebags. Your gonna have to sit and take it. Iwill be on every bad move this man makes. I don't like his politics, I think he is dishonest and I think we are going to be looking pretty socialized when all is said and done. No I don't need to give him a chance. I heard enough while the campaign was going on. Terrible night for the country, we just put Benedict Arnold in charge of the warheads??????
ebonic
by zacdilone
Nov 5th, 2008
01:13:05 AM
Thanks for proving me right.
Yes
by Orionsangels
Nov 5th, 2008
01:13:20 AM
The age of the christian right is coming to an end. No more believing in talking snakes, in fairy tales.
Break out the sheets, neocons...
by MisterE
Nov 5th, 2008
01:14:06 AM
...no, not the ones with Star Wars or Transformers prints.
Jeez--I brought up Hitler in THE OFFICE TB--quoting Pam Beesley
by chromedome
Nov 5th, 2008
01:14:54 AM
where it was relevant! Has NO PLACE in this TB, no place at all.

pathetic, Cotton, truly pathetic

Redshirt
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
01:14:57 AM
You get funnier as the night goes on.

Who wears the tinfoil hat now, o blessed little theorist???

zacdilone
by TVguy4566
Nov 5th, 2008
01:16:36 AM
I agree. Both parties fearmonger the opposition to make them seem evil which is rarely the truth. It is a reality of our society. Sell fear to push your agenda. That is why it seems like every week the news has some kind of virus or disaster that will wipe out America. Is it safe to eat a hamburger and travel to China to go bird watching yet?
congratulations, cavemen times are over
by pipergates
Nov 5th, 2008
01:17:06 AM
can it be that america is finally moving out of the dark ignorant age?
Via Onion: Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
by blindambition238
Nov 5th, 2008
01:17:13 AM
WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."
Cotton
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 5th, 2008
01:17:40 AM
I suppose that means in about 20 years, kids will be reading The Diary of Ann Coulter about the hardships of hiding in Karl Rove's attic? I'm sorry, but comparing anyone to Hitler is more than a little harsh and just seems a little off.
In the words of Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
by Psalmolive
Nov 5th, 2008
01:18:02 AM
"Goddamn America!" Because everyone knows Obama and America was, and now is, "post-racial".
and to be even more of a debbie downer..
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 5th, 2008
01:18:08 AM
You and I both know that the presidency eats anyone up that comes into office. Clinton came in with this promise to create healthcare and expand government. What happened? He got bitchslapped in 94 and walked away from office with welfare reform, a balanced budget, and relatively small government. Bush walked in as an "outsider" who worked with democrats all the time. He had major democrat bigwigs vouch for him during his run. He talked about conservative principles, being "compassionate", and promised to change Washington. What happened? Well, you know. We have a huge deficit and spending is absolutely out of control. Government is bigger than it has ever been before, and he just signed a 700 billion dollar bailout package.


Whether or not you agree with my opinion, the point is, people walk into the office trying to change the world only to find out that they get bogged down, and the agenda changes as they adapt to the office. What do you think is going to happen when those people who say "I'm no longer going to have to work! Obama's going to pay my mortgage! He is going to pay for my gas!" find out that none of that is going to happen? What do you think will happen when they realize when you get right down to it, a black man is going to do the exact same job other presidents have done, with varying degrees of success? My point is, the people who think like that are not familiar with the nuances of policy. They have VERY short attention spans. I am curious to see what will happen when they realize that at the end of the day, the guy is just a president. He isn't God, he isn't a savior, and he isn't going to make it rain sunshine lemonade. It's gonna be a fun two years, that's for sure!
HELLBOY4PREZ?
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
01:18:55 AM
Hey guys! I think we just figured out why McCain lost the election!
FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
01:20:48 AM
So,you are telling me the dems won't bring back the fairness doctrine, and that freedom of speech will not be hindered? Hell, even saturday night live won't skewer him! Are you denying that gun control is a major platform of the dems? You need to be honest.
FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 5th, 2008
01:20:54 AM
Cheers!
I'm not comparing anyone to Hitler
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 5th, 2008
01:20:54 AM
I am comparing the movement that allowed a guy like Hitler to be put into power with what I have just seen. I don't think Obama is a bad man, thank God. I think he has a good heart, and I think he is going to do what he thinks is best. And really that's all we can ask. What I am talking about though is, what if he wasn't? I just feel like America is more vulnerable to persuasion than I originally thought.
"RACISM DIED TONIGHT"
by ebonic_plague
Nov 5th, 2008
01:21:33 AM
So, if racism died tonight, and the nation ALSO died tonight, wouldn't that mean that the nation that died tonight was racist?

Aw, I'm just kiddin you, Psalmolive, I think we all know that as long as you're with us, racism will never die.

blindambition238
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
01:22:04 AM
That's insta-classic.

I love The Onion.

Good Luck Mr.President
by Lashlarue
Nov 5th, 2008
01:22:35 AM
And have pity on the working man.
TVguy4566
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Nov 5th, 2008
01:23:24 AM
I wouldn't be anything but cautiously optimistic.
Yes We Did!
by oisin5199
Nov 5th, 2008
01:23:37 AM
thank the gods that enough people in this country had the sense to elect the right man and keep McCain and Palin away from the White House! I was there in Grant Park on the field in the middle of the chaos. We had CNN on a huge screen and every time the 'CNN projection' graphic came up, the crowd got excited. When they came back from the break at 10, I didn't expect it would end so quickly - the crowd went insane. There were so many freakin' people. And such positive energy. I've never been in a Chicago crowd like that where everyone had the same agenda and everyone got along. Strangers talking and hugging. We were witness to history tonight, and I'm not ashamed to admit, I shed some tears, along with some people around me (and apparently Jesse Jackson!). I'm amazed at the people who come on here and try to deny that historical force. I'm sure people like Coughlin's Laws are crying in their soup. But take heart. Obama said he'll be everybody's president (not just his party or his political ideology, unlike Bush). And I for one, believe him. The world's opinion of us as a country has just skyrocketed, people. We can now take our place as a global leader and country that people all over the world can admire again. The nightmare is over. The nightmare is over.
Zacdilone
by ebonic_plague
Nov 5th, 2008
01:23:45 AM
Aw, it's the least I could do, I know it means a lot to you.
ebonic_plague
by Psalmolive
Nov 5th, 2008
01:24:43 AM
Racism will never die? Tell that to Obama's pastor who delivered racist tirades from his lips to Obama's ears for 20 years. Yet Obama IS THE REPRESENTATION OF HOPE!
"O" for OREO!!!! SUPER OREO!!
by Speed Fricassee
Nov 5th, 2008
01:25:06 AM
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH !!!
"Looking pretty socialized" under Obama?
by jackofhearts29
Nov 5th, 2008
01:25:29 AM
Yeah... Obama will turn us into a socialist WASTELAND like those HORRIBLE HELLHOLES, like the Netherlands.. Germany.. Denmark... The U.K... ummm... yeah. It's called a MIXED ECONOMY, douches. Guess what: WE ALREADY HAVE ONE. I don't want to hear another Freeper moaning about the U.S. turning into a "Socialist Nation" unless they also admit that BUSH and his cohorts did the exact same thing by OK'ing a MASSIVE NATIONALIZATION of the financial system just a few weeks ago. Whoops.. looks like we're in a "socialist system" already! And guess what? NOBODY'S TAKING YOUR GUNS AND FLAGS AWAY, so have another beer and RELAX.
Cotton McKnight
by BadMrWonka
Nov 5th, 2008
01:26:49 AM
that is a purely useless argument. if I believe, as I do, that the nation voted for Obama because they are hopeful for a change in this broken system of government that has simply not been working, then can't it be argued that it was was WE who persuaded a candidate to step up and actually decide HOT to make a real difference, not just hurl empty promises at us?

you can be debbie downer all you want, but you look pretty silly proclaiming it now, especially when you start mentioning fucking HITLER. come on man...you're better than that.

redshirt
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
01:27:14 AM
If you honestly want to know, no, I do not believe that Democrats have any intention of ressurrecting the Fairness Doctrine, nor do I believe they're going to come around for the guns this january. If I believed either, even a little, I would not have voted the way I did.

Fear-monger away, it only in part lost an election, right?

So... Racism is now a zombie?
by ebonic_plague
Nov 5th, 2008
01:30:12 AM
So the NATION died tonight, apparently from complications due to racism, but the RACISM lives on in the new ZOMBIE nation, and will only be cured when we "neutralize" the original Zombie Racist, Jeremiah Wright? Can you confirm?
jackofhearts29
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
01:30:29 AM
Funny stuff!
I'm going to pick INSANE after your Jews comment
by G100
Nov 5th, 2008
01:31:55 AM
Yes, you actually, REALLY said "Didn't Hitler blame the Jews for hyper inflation after the first world war?" trying in a deranged moment of madness to equate the poor "have nots" with the abomination of the persecution Hitler enacted on the Jews.

CONGRATULATIONS! You are indeed batshit insane. You win a snug fitting straitjacket.

Tell me have you heard of the Bank Bailout ? Those Banks who went begging for all those BILLIONS the TAXPAYER will have to pay as so the Banks can be NATIONALIZED. Those Banks and Financial institutions who plunged the Economy into the Abyss of a Recession with their get rich quick securities (Credit Default Swaps and Collateralized Debt Obligations) Think those Banks are have nots do you ? Or do you think funneling BILLIONS in Bonuses for themselves while wrecking their own Companies, the Economy and Main street with the Credit Crunch might, just might, mean some if not most of it is their fault ?

And BTW the Captial Gains Rate Obama is bringing in for those above $250,000 ? 20% Which is LESS then Reagans 29%. So does that make Reagan a Socialist ? Marxist ? Communist ? or what ?

And Reagan like Bush created MORE Government and huge debt whatever the fuck he might have said to the naive and credulous.

SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
by alice 13
Nov 5th, 2008
01:32:36 AM
hello 21st century.
Meet the new boss...
by malificus
Nov 5th, 2008
01:33:44 AM
..same as the old boss. Thank GOD the stupid fake election is over so I won't be subjected to any more SNL election specials. At least now all us white dudes can go around bitching about how the black man is keeping us down. What a joke to watch all the black women where I work dancing and carping about what a "new day" it is. What a larf. I wonder if any of those troops in Iraqistan feel any different? If wrapping up a shit sandwich in a caviar package makes it somehow taste better then I guess you're one up on me, because when the sun rises tomarrow everything that sucked yesterday will still suck today and I have ZERO faith Barack Obama is going to somehow make it any better.
Should I still vote?
by Organs
Nov 5th, 2008
01:33:54 AM
'Cuz, y'know, it's technically the 5th...
Oh, an P.S.
by malificus
Nov 5th, 2008
01:35:17 AM
That t-shirt looks like a typical photo-referenced piece of Alex Ross shit and MAN am I sick of that overrated douchebag.
At least give President Obama 3 months to fix everything ...
by Shan
Nov 5th, 2008
01:35:44 AM
... before you bash him. He hasn't even had a chance to break anything yet. Does that sound fair? Also, that 3 months should start from January 21st, don't forget.
Olsin, you're a pretty big sap...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Nov 5th, 2008
01:38:10 AM
If you believe Obama simply because he says something and you value "the world's" opinion more than anything else. As Joe Biden warned, a manmade international crisis is likely just around the corner to see just how weak Obama is. The nightmare is likely just beginning and unfortunately, many people like you are too silly in the head to realize it.
Jeebus PsalmOlive, shut the hell up
by D.Vader
Nov 5th, 2008
01:38:31 AM
You ignorant slut.
Malificus
by Shakeshift
Nov 5th, 2008
01:40:14 AM
It's a 'fake' election because you lost? Too bad you and your white douchebag friends are all gonna get the taste of big black beautiful cock in your mouths now. So just sit back and try to enjoy it, all right whitey?
FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
01:40:26 AM
Are you kidding me? Chuck Schumer gave an interview just a few days ago defending the fairness doctrine. In fact, he compared it to regulating porn. Dick Durbin and Dianne Feinstein have been talking it up as well. Guns? Check this out: 1996 - Obama supported a ban on the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns. 1999 - Obama proposed a 500 percent increase in the excise taxes on firearms and ammunition. 2003 - Obama voted in support of legislation that would have banned privately owned hunting shotguns, target rifles and black powder rifles in Illinois. 2004 - Obama voted against legislation intended to protect homeowners from prosecution in cases where they used a firearm to halt a home invasion. Man, I don't even own a gun, but I recognize that a government that disarms its citizens can do anything to them that it wants to do.
Biggest Voter Turnout in 90 Years
by G100
Nov 5th, 2008
01:44:21 AM
Says it all.
god, call me sappy, but i'm so high off the BHO win
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
01:45:13 AM
that i actually feel love for all the paranoid nutbags that actually believe Obama is going to waste his energy trying to take their precious guns away and reestablish the fairness doctrine, while the economy is in the dumpster. Listen up geniuses, even conservative pundits say obama ran a brilliant campaign, he knows how to prioritize--even if he really wanted to do those things (which he doesn't)---they would be nowhere near the top of his agenda.
Sigh. G100.
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 5th, 2008
01:46:51 AM
So what? The names have changed, big deal. It's not jews, it's "capitalists" that screwed us over. Would you rather me draw a comparison with another revolution? because I can certainly do that if you wish.

My point is that Obama employed the exact same tactics to win. That's fine- I am sure he is a great guy and will be a good president. I am simply saying that it scares me to see people fall for this type of thing. It doesn't matter if you are in a poverty stricken country in the east, or the most advanced civilization on Earth. We are all susceptible to basic psychological ploys and when they are implemented, people fall in line like sheep. Some of us, anyway.
I'm not the black liberation theologist
by Psalmolive
Nov 5th, 2008
01:47:45 AM
So take up your racist arguments with Obama.
it's called diplomacy, ghost
by oisin5199
Nov 5th, 2008
01:52:02 AM
Yes, the world's opinion matters. When we are dealing with global issues - terrorism, the environment, and even the financial crisis - it is vitally important to have someone in power who knows how to deal with other nations effectively and directly. To have someone in office who's not a complete dufus, and doesn't alienate foreign leaders, won't go 'cowboy,' who can work diplomacy - that is the kind of president we need now. The idea of the US as an isolationist nation is naive and dangerous. The problems we face are on a world scale. And I do believe that with Obama, America can start being leaders in the world again. And that means leading in the sense of being a model for democracy and a model for global responsibility.
Your reaction to my Hitler comment proves my point.
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 5th, 2008
01:54:02 AM
You all govern yourselves by emotion. You vote that way too. All I said was that the SAME scenerios and tactics are what brought change to many different countries. Including Russia and Germany. At no point did I say that Obama is Hitler. What I AM saying though is that a "less nice" and "less trustworthy" guy could have walked right into this election using the EXACT SAME TACTICS and come out with a victory. Don't you find it at ALL weird that Obama is associated with a known terrorist, socialists, and communists, and everyone just looks over it? What, do you think that the American People actually sat down and thought about all of these things, weighed the facts that they knew, and decided that none of that mattered? Of course not. They overlooked it because of the circumstances they were in and the message he delivered. I find that frightening. I really do.
Just for the record
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
01:54:21 AM
obama support of gun regulation in Illinois stems from an incident when some lunatic white supremacist went around shooting black folks in Illinois. Also, as the death of Jennifer Hudsons family proves, something needs to be done about gang violence in chicago.
As for socialism ...
by Shan
Nov 5th, 2008
01:56:04 AM
Hasn't ended the world down here in Australia. Since you won't be getting as much of it as we get, I'm sure the US will survive whatever socialist leaning policies you get.
Lastly, if Obama proved one thing:
by Psalmolive
Nov 5th, 2008
01:56:19 AM
Obama proved that ANYONE, given enough money, CAN BUY ANYTHING (it also helps that the democratic candidate could have been a three legged dog and still win against Republicans this time around, so this is no big victory) Still, the fact that it took nearly a billion dollars for Obama to win this with nowhere near a 60% popular vote goes to show you that perhaps the three legged dog would have re-affirmed the faith of a lot more Americans with half the budget. Oh, also it helps that the three-legged dog didn't belong to a racist church for 20 dog years. Oh, and because the level of discourse in this talkback is really lowbrow: the three-legged dog is your mother.
Remember '94
by Eddie_Dane
Nov 5th, 2008
01:56:40 AM
Don't count the Republicans out yet. Remember how excited the Dems were in '92 with a Democratic president and control of both houses? Then look at what happened in '94.
Harry's picture
by deadboy1313
Nov 5th, 2008
01:56:50 AM
I went to this page and saw Harry's picture before I read the article, and before I finally recognized it was Harry without a beard, my first thought was ............Well, by gosh, it looks like that talentless slut Kathy Griffin actually put a little effort into fixing herself up for a change! It's about time!
God Cotton, no.
by buffywrestling
Nov 5th, 2008
01:59:04 AM
Don't bring up anymore mass murdering "revolutionists" to prove your point. You've done a fine job by implying Obama won the election using "Hitler Tactics". *headdesk*
redshirt
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
01:59:40 AM
Yeah, and if we're going on talking points, most recently (2006) he voted in favor of a proposal to prohibit the confiscation of firearms in the event of an emergency. Across party lines.

Wait and see.

crazybubba
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
02:00:24 AM
Obama is anti gun and it whiteys fault. Is that really what you are saying? Every potentially fascist law is made "for the good of the people". Tell me how making guns illegal will prevent criminals from having guns. Drugs are illegal, that's why they aren't a problem anymore right?
psychology
by oisin5199
Nov 5th, 2008
02:01:52 AM
first of all, this Hitler thing is so fucking ridiculous. It's very clear by the voting results tonight that people believed in Obama's message of hope. I just don't see how the fearmongering argument in any way applies to Obama's campaign. Unlike the McCain campaign, especially Palin (and god, I'm so glad we're done with her for now), who painted Obama's presidency as some dystopian unAmerican future, Obama's message about McCain was that he didn't get it, and he won't change things. If there's any fearmongering going on there, it's appealing to people's fear of another Bush presidency. But it's certainly nowhere near the level of paranoia generated by McCain's campaign. Look, after 9/11 and 8 years of Bush, the Christian Right, and the NeoCons, this country has suffered deep psychological damage (as well as other kinds, but now I'm focusing on the psyche). But to have an intelligent, thoughtful president who can inspire America's citizens again - you just can't underestimate the importance of that. People criticized Obama because of his speechifying, but inspiration is exactly what this country lacked from its president. And let's face it, whatever presidential policies may be, the President doesn't have that much actual power. He has way more power as a figure, as a leader, as a possible ideological inspiration for the country. That's where a president's true task lies. And that's why I'm so grateful that Obama was elected.
When was the Obama Kristallnacht you ignorant fuck ?
by G100
Nov 5th, 2008
02:03:45 AM
And by all means tell us how Obama used the "exact same tactics" as Hitler did when he persecuted the Jews.

When did Obama round up the "capitalists" (whoever the fuck that means in your batshit insane mind) into ghettos ? When did he force anyone to wear yellow stars ? And when did he herd anyone onto trains like cattle towards the concentration camps that was the end result of the persecution of the Jews and the most abominable War Crime and atrocity of the 20th Century ?

He OBVIOUSLY didn't. And has NEVER come close to those apalling acts of unmitigated barbarity. So shut the fuck up and get a grip.

You are simply digging yourself an ever deeper hole to climb out of particularly in the light of McCains blistering criticism and blaming of Wall Street and the "capitalists" for their obvious failings and responsibility for the Economic clusterfuck.

crazybubba
by oisin5199
Nov 5th, 2008
02:06:07 AM
huh? What do the Hudson murders have to do with gang violence? It was a domestic issue.
I'm in the UK & delighted Obama got in, BUT..
by Brody77
Nov 5th, 2008
02:06:17 AM
What does it have to do with movies etc? (awaits flames from the usual pissed off harpies)
On behalf of almost everyone in Europe..
by Fortunesfool
Nov 5th, 2008
02:08:35 AM
Thank you America, it's about time you elected the sensible choice.
Brody77
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
02:09:25 AM
The biopic is pre-production.

You hadn't heard?

the problem is cotton
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
02:11:10 AM
that you've convinced yourself that your rational and level-headed. But when you start convicting obama of paling around with terrorists or being a commie based on guilt by association it suggests that your not so level-headed. Its not weird that people "overlooked" his association with such people because their was no evidence to suggest that his association with this people was a serious one and its elitist of you to assume that the american did not weigh the facts and think things through just because they didn't agree with you. Should we consider mccain because he used to associate with a pastor who made anti-semetic remarks or his association with the keating 5, of course not.
Obama: The First Four Hours
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
02:11:13 AM
Starring Don Cheadle.

(Because Terrence Howard is crazy)

Stay gold, Psalmolive...
by ebonic_plague
Nov 5th, 2008
02:12:40 AM
...that last post is like Sean Hannity channeling Ross Perot... you just need a pie chart.
Hell yeah
by Cobbio
Nov 5th, 2008
02:13:13 AM
Obama The Man wins in a landslide! I love it.

It's a historic night: the first black president of America. "24" showed us a preview six years ago, and now we get the reality. Despite my decidedly apolitical mindset, I find myself strangely moved.

Good luck, Barack!

oisin5199
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
02:14:26 AM
the guy was just released from prison. i lived in chicago so assuming gang assocications.
To those bitching about Obama's presidency already
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
02:16:11 AM
I am neither a Democrat nor a Republican. I am finding it disturbingly funny how much the Republicans are already predicting doom and gloom from the Obama presidency. Yes, the Democrats are not being gratuitous, but remember that for the last 8 years who have been presided over by the most incompetent presidency in memory…or perhaps even history. Religious zealotry; attacks on civil liberties; partisan politics; lack of accountability; the misleading of the American people into invading Iraq; the bungling of the occupation afterwards; the use of torture and extraordinary rendition; the incompetence and belated dismissals of Donald Rumsfeld, Michael Brown and Alberto Gonzales; the nomination of Harriet Miers; the response to Hurricane Katrina; the loss of goodwill amongst the world; a VP who has set himself up as the Fourth Branch of government; the setbacks in Afghanistan; the collapse of the American Economy; the doubling of the US debt (now $10 trillion); and, finally, the failure to get Bin Laden. I cannot imagine any president doing worse than the last one.
Michelle Obama ate my pie chart
by Psalmolive
Nov 5th, 2008
02:17:44 AM
She just couldn't resist.
Definition of Irony
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
02:18:36 AM
That the party of Lincoln now holds a lock on almost all of the Confederate states.
Jor-El would be proud.
by siouxfire
Nov 5th, 2008
02:18:41 AM
The next Herbert Hoover
by Banditmania
Nov 5th, 2008
02:19:34 AM
One term.
redshirt
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
02:20:26 AM
i never said anything about it being whitey's fault, now your putting words in my mouth. The incident created a big fuss in chicago and a lot of people (including Mayor Daley and other whites) thought easy access to handguns was part of the problem.
Joy
by Kraken
Nov 5th, 2008
02:20:32 AM
gasm.
This comprehensive defeat has clearly unhinged some wingnuts
by G100
Nov 5th, 2008
02:20:41 AM
Anyone stupid enough not to think there might be an EMOTIONAL response to comparing Obama's Election tactics to Hitlers persecution of the Jews is clearly in dire need of their Meds.

Fuck them.

They got their asses handed to them and are lashing out wildly and deperately in their deranged delusional despair.

They will be taking out their spitefull, impotent, childish rage on whoever they choose to blame in the Republican Party soon enough.

Hopefully they can calm down from their spittle flying Lunacy and don't actually do any real harm to themselves or anyone else while everyone else enjoys this Historic night.

But Stalkeye...
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
02:23:27 AM
To say John is a coward for signing a confession under torture is wrong. Everyone - and I mean everyone - of the capture pilots held in Hanoi Hilton broke. John, however, did not except early release when it was offered and instead left when it was his turn. Those who call his Songbird and claim he sold out his fellow POWs to the VC are full of shit.
G100
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
02:24:26 AM
You're going for TB MVP aren't you?
Cotton...
by UltimaRex
Nov 5th, 2008
02:25:24 AM
You brought up Hitler now? Where were you when Bush won his second term?!? TOOOOOO LLLAAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!
Meet the new boss...
by JIMBOCOP
Nov 5th, 2008
02:26:36 AM
...same as the old boss. You don't get to be the chief, unless you're a company man. Expect Tony Blair levels of disappointment, before the inevitable backlash. That is all.
blah
by slkboxrman
Nov 5th, 2008
02:27:47 AM
yes obama won and soooooo many people are happy.....when his racist pastor is seen quite frequently at the white house and his racist wife starts repeating all the stuff she based her thesis on......i think we're all gonna be wishing we voted for john mccain....the only reason the majority of the country elected obama was that we;re all sick of republicans after 8 yrs of bush..actually being sick of republicans and african americans blindly voting for a black man....when the honeymoon is over and u all realize there isnt going to be that much change, obama will be just like bush sr. ....4 yrs and gone...hillary 2012 !!!
Also, redshirt
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
02:31:23 AM
Even though you've had nothing else to say for a few, why exactly was it you were citing the Fairness Doctrine anyway? Wasn't it the current (conservative?) administraion that twisted the arm of the FCC to begin fining for incidents of vulgar language, and appealed the decision of the NY federal appeals court?

Wait - now I know why you're silent all the sudden - you're busy swallowing your own tail, aren't you?

crazybubba
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
02:31:30 AM
You said Obama was reacting to a shooting spree by a white supremist. If you included that detail you must have thought it relevant for some reason.
hey JIMBO
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
02:32:32 AM
somebody else said that exact same thing like 20 posts ago.

Try optimism, it's the taste of the future.

apples & oranges maybe
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
02:35:07 AM
But invasive all the same.
Racist Pastor
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
02:35:31 AM
To paraphase John McCain, we weren't voting for his pastor to be president, we were voting for Barack Obama.
FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
02:37:05 AM
Sorry dude, comparing restricting of political speech to censoring some bad words doesn't fly. Fairness doctrine is a direct assault on the constitution. You dems claim that Bush destroyed the constitution, but seem pretty eager to do it yourself. Only difference is Bush was looking for enemies to this nation, dems are targeting it's own citizens. Just to let you know, also, it is pretty late and I do need sleep, so if I go without saying goodbye, don't go getting all pissy with me.
redshirt
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
02:42:00 AM
people shoot each other all the time in chicago. I only mentioned to explain why the issue got so much attention when it happened. Racial issues grab headlines, but the gun regulations weren't about fears of some imagined genicidal conspiracy which why i mentioned the gang problem as well.
RETRACTION: (redshirt, get yr gloat on!)
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
02:46:17 AM
And I commence the eating of crow: Obama is in favor of some degree of reinstment of the Fairness Doctrine, according to the wiki, which is something that had evaded me in the blitz of info.

So yeah, I suck at the internets, democracy, and being a human being in general.

-120HP, lose a turn.

America, you have a chance now.
by UltimaRex
Nov 5th, 2008
02:46:50 AM
Please. Don't. Fuck. It. Up.
The Fear of Obama...
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
02:48:29 AM
...Is actually that he does a good job as president. If that should happen it would shatter his detractors entire belief system. So better to sabotage him now than find out you have been following an empty philosophy.
The same night we elect...
by billypilgrimisunstuck
Nov 5th, 2008
02:49:24 AM
...the first black president is the same night where three states take unalienable rights from a large sect of people. I find it ironic that so many people are praising the progression of America where bigots that rationalize their distorted ideology by "protecting the children" get away with such a travesty. Yes we can? Sure. I guess.
hey Obama, now that you won, release your fricken college grades
by The Only Woj
Nov 5th, 2008
02:49:33 AM
and your thesis paper, and your SATs.
crazybubba
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
02:52:13 AM
You said "gun regulations weren't about fears of some imagined genicidal conspiracy" You misunderstand the issue entirely. The entire existence of the 2nd amendment is to protect the individual from tyranny. Read what Noah Webster had to say "Tyranny is the exercise of some power over a man, which is not warranted by law, or necessary for the public safety. A people can never be deprived of their liberties, while they retain in their own hands, a power sufficient to any other power in the state". A government which acts to take away guns from it's citizens, is acting against said citizens.
How long until he is assassinated?
by IAmMrMonkey!
Nov 5th, 2008
02:53:13 AM
They're taking bets in my office. One of my managers believes he'll have the shortest ever Presidency!
Continentalop
by PirateEmery
Nov 5th, 2008
02:53:45 AM
We'll see... I've already posted my prophesy of what the US will be like in 2010 and I'm pretty sure you won't like it.

An empty philosophy is believing that a person with no executive experience would automatically be better than someone with both executive and business experience. I don't fear Obama doing well... I fear what he's going to do to businesses, thus employees.

FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
02:54:06 AM
I'm not going to gloat. Just promise me that if you see it happening, you will fight it.
However:
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
02:54:34 AM
According to same, Obama is not in favor of precise language of the Doctrine, instead focusing on encouraging new outlets and ownership caps, which, after a few years of suffering through the current Clear Channel and Fox Radio Networks near-monopolies, I fucking support whole-heartedly.

I think your assertion that the Obama administration will engage in the "restricting of political speech" is somewhat typical of right-wing hyperbole.

Plus...
by UltimaRex
Nov 5th, 2008
02:55:12 AM
What would this talkback (indeed the world) be like if McCain actually won?
As a Brit with an American wife...
by Boba Fat
Nov 5th, 2008
02:55:17 AM
and two crazy, mixed up kids, in terms of their nationality not mental health, I'm pleased that America is being so positively endorsed and represented again.
Believe me,
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
02:55:34 AM
I am not, nor have I ever been, in favor of the restriction of free speech.
As horrible as it is to say,
by PirateEmery
Nov 5th, 2008
02:59:00 AM
I really hope that the cynics are wrong and that Obama doesn't get assassinated. I'd much prefer him to be voted out in 2012 after he fucks up our economy than him to go out as an MLK/JFK figure.
FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
02:59:48 AM
Well, going after right wing radio is the only place I've ever heard it discussed, so pardon my hyperbole. Let's just agree that we won't let it happen.
Oh fuck dude
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
03:00:14 AM
Don't get that shit started again!
Bad Nihilist...
by UltimaRex
Nov 5th, 2008
03:00:41 AM
No more "coalition of the willing" for you...
Previous statement:
by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord
Nov 5th, 2008
03:01:10 AM
RE: PirateEmery
PirateEmery
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
03:02:14 AM
Jeez, I don't wish that on our nation. I only hope for 4 years of mediocrity. I still need to pay my bills for the next 4 years.
Hellboy4Prez
by Ribbons
Nov 5th, 2008
03:02:28 AM
"We gave Benedict Arnold control of the nukes?" *** Personally, I don't see what the big deal is, seeing as we gave Slim Pickins control of the nukes in 2003...
PirateEmery
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:02:34 AM
Perhaps you have reason for your reservations and your worries, and by all means go out and voice those concerns. If you see what you think is incompetence and recklessness by the Obama presidency, I would expect you to speak out. However, and this is not directed towards you, I am against those who try to sabotage, belittle and attack him before he has even failed. He has won the presidency, like it or not, so I suggest you give him the benefit of the doubt UNTIL he fucks up...if he ever does. Otherwise, all you are doing is fear-mongering and playing partisan games.
redshirt
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
03:04:41 AM
look i was just trying to put his actions into perspective if you want to fret that he's going to try and take your precious guns away then go ahead. The Only Woj what's your point? Why would his grades or SAT's matter?
Hallelujah
by JoeSixPack
Nov 5th, 2008
03:05:48 AM
Nothing left to say!
Hey, I wasn't the one that brought up...
by PirateEmery
Nov 5th, 2008
03:06:11 AM
...all this assassination shit. Personally, I am more inclined to believe that he won't be and that no one would try.

If you were referring to what I think He'd do to the economy, then that's a different story altogether. I completely stand by that statement and I completely expect it to be proven true once the midterm elections come about in 2010.

America is one giant pendulum. We swing hard right... then hard left... then back right again. So is the way of modern American politics.

Its time to pull together and support Obama!
by The Founder
Nov 5th, 2008
03:08:01 AM
Just had to say that, cause the republicans always shouted that line to us dems about Pres Bush in 2000 and 2004. Gotta love it.
RE: Assassination
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:08:07 AM
While I am not accusing you of doing this PirateEmery, but talk of assassination is the kind of divisiveness that I was talking about. I didn't like to hear it when Bush was president, and I don't like to hear it concerning Obama. It smacks me always as a little bit like the townpeople in a western trying to scare of the new sheriff by telling him that someone is gunning for him.
crazybubba
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
03:08:10 AM
My point is that Obama is a constitutional scholar. He should know better than most why the 2nd amendment exists and not try to dismantle it.
Does anyone know if Sean Hannity survived his Heartattack?
by The Founder
Nov 5th, 2008
03:09:44 AM
Just wondering. Watched Fox alnight to se his face but he was no where to be found.
okokok...
by rost
Nov 5th, 2008
03:09:49 AM
you guys have a new president and everybody is happy. But now back to the more important things: WHERE ARE THE DVD PICKS and PEEKS of this week?!
Why the Economy will become good under Obama
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:11:34 AM
We are halfway through a global recession. In another 6-8 months we will come out of it and in comparison to the last year-and-a-half under Bush it will look very rosy. I voted for Obama, but even I will admit he will gain a lot of credit for something that he will have had little responsibility for.
Last thought
by redshirt
Nov 5th, 2008
03:11:58 AM
Maybe Hollywood will finally start making pro America films again. Hey, I can see the bright side!
Continentalop
by PirateEmery
Nov 5th, 2008
03:12:04 AM
Oh yes, he did win the election fair and square. I'm not raising a huff, nor crying, nor throwing a childish temper tantrum like those on the Left did after 2004. I am looking ahead at exactly what he has promised, policy-wise, and predicting one possible outcome. In no way do I mean to create a self-fulfilling prophesy before his plane has even taken off the tarmac, but to offer my own analysis of where I think this country is going. I'm financially secured enough to weather any storm, so it matters not to me what idiotic economic policy he adopts. It's the little guy I'm frightened for. The hard working employee that is going to get laid-off because his corporation can't afford to keep him.
Without the beard Harry is the spitting image of Ben Franklin!
by JethroBodine
Nov 5th, 2008
03:12:07 AM
Harry "Ben Franklin" Knowles in 2012
Things are pretty somber over at FOX News.
by The Founder
Nov 5th, 2008
03:13:03 AM
Tuned into FOX after the announcement on President Obama and they looked liked someone had dies.
all this joe the plumber hypothetical bullcrap
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
03:13:56 AM
obama hasn't even been sworn in yet and everyone's whining about what he MIGHT do. Just like Joe the Plumber, Oh my lord, Obama's a socialist, because he wants to tax my hypothetical business that will make more money than 95% of all small businesses.
PirateEmery
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:14:44 AM
Fair enough. However, you will admit that if you are wrong you'll have to eat crow. Just as I will have to admit the same thing.
re:Assassination
by PirateEmery
Nov 5th, 2008
03:15:53 AM
Just as I said before, this is a subject I'd rather not think about and highly doubt would occur. The only reason I felt compelled to voice my opinion was because Mr. Monkey's post was right above mine.
By the way...
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:17:02 AM
My compliments, PirateEmery, for being pretty level-headed throughout are little discussion.
Hey, I hated McCain as well...
by PirateEmery
Nov 5th, 2008
03:19:57 AM
I just saw him as the lesser of two evils. This also goes onto support my theorem that you must have a candidate that you are voting for, not a candidate you are voting against. This rang true in 2004: no one was voting FOR Kerry, they were voting against Bush. Same thing here: true conservatives (the Republican base) were voting against Obama, not for McCain.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: McCain is/was a RINO. He tried to switch parties in 2002. The Conservative Movement would have been castrated had McCain won. Now, at least, we have a chance of a repeat of the 1980 election.

Sarah Palin
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:21:39 AM
Cost...I repeat, COST...John McCain the election. She basically drove every respectable conservative thinker away from him. It's like doing a version of Romeo and Juliet and casting Paris Hilton in the lead. You lose all credibility with the critics.
Pendulum
by yomomma
Nov 5th, 2008
03:23:04 AM
If america is a pendulum, then I guess it's time for 28 years of progressive governance. I just love how Bush ruined the tax code, nearly drove the country bankrupt, concentrated wealth to the point it collapsed the economy under the debt overhead, yet fixing the problem by bringing sanity back to the tax code will cause everyone to lose their jobs. Here's a clue, pod-people. Workers have to make enough money to afford to buy the things that the capitalists make. You concentrate too much on the supply side, then the workers can't afford to support the consumer economy, and have to go into debt. You push the middle class far enough into debt and the system breaks. It happened in the 30's, it's happening now. So turn off the conservative radio (who only exist to convince suckers that the rich are better off with all their money) and study some economics, you retards.
If Barack Obama is a socialist...
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:24:21 AM
So is Adam Smith, the intellectual father of market capitalism and author of the "Wealth of Nations". I qoute: "The necessaries of life occasion the great expense of the poor. . . . The luxuries and vanities of life occasion the principal expense of the rich, and a magnificent house embellishes and sets off to the best advantage all the other luxuries and vanities which they possess. . . . It is not very unreasonable that the rich should contribute to the public expense, not only in proportion to their revenue, but something more than in that proportion. "
Continentalop
by PirateEmery
Nov 5th, 2008
03:25:08 AM
Sarah Palin was a double-edged sword for McCain. On the plus side, it made him appear more conservative (thus appealing more to the base, a la my previous statement). On the minus side, it took the stratagem of experience off the table, something that I think cost him the election (as you aptly put).
Obama: Head (Blank) In Charge
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 5th, 2008
03:25:18 AM
Run little racists, run- you have 4 years of hell coming.

You know the one thing that gets me. All this talk about someone hurting Obama. Look as far as I understand it not a lot of people are very fond of Bush, and he lives....

RE: John McCain's speech
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:26:45 AM
I will say that he was elequent and gracious in his speech. This was the John McCain I supported in 2008. Why didn't he show up this time, instead of his embarrassing surrogates like Joe the Plumber.
In other news
by kungfuhustler84
Nov 5th, 2008
03:27:21 AM
Harry's hand looks like a softball with a little dick coming out of it.

Or an accusing frozen turkey.

Or a frozen turkey with a little dick coming out of it.

...a little dick with a fingernail on it.

Grosssssssss

i still get geeked up when i hear it.
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
03:28:20 AM
barack obama first african-american president of the united states. I'll be riding this high for awhile.
yomomma doesn't know...
by PirateEmery
Nov 5th, 2008
03:29:43 AM
...how businesses are run.

But that's alright... you have your opinion as much as I have mine. But I REFUSE to allow you to tell me that mine is intellectually bankrupt. It just makes you look like an ass.

And another thing those Skinheads & KKK's
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 5th, 2008
03:32:55 AM
They have websites. The Government will loom over them like a hawk now. I'm sure theres undercovers already mingling with them. They would be the dumbest mutherfuckers on earth if they think they can do anything about Obama being President.
RE Sarah Palin as Conservative
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:35:54 AM
She is socially conservative, yes. But after that she hardly fits the classic mold of a conservative candidate: fiscally responsible, defending civil liberties, realism and prudence (as well as knowledge) of foreign affairs, accountability, personal responsibility, a grasp of political realism, a lack of distrust of intellectualism, and a reluctance to become tangled up in foreign conflicts.
Shakeshift
by malificus
Nov 5th, 2008
03:38:39 AM
It's a fake election because "either/or" is not a choice at all, it's a dog and pony show for weak intellects such as yourself so you'll believe you're somehow involved in the making of your fate when in fact you are not. This isn't the fucking Superbowl douchebag, everyone loses when the only choice is a bought and sold democrat/republican. All pretty speech-ifying aside there is no difference between the two, only the never-ending conflict of opposing identical partys. I'll have more respect for you than you had for me and not dignify your latent homoeroticism, I don't swing that way. I support John McSame just as much as Buttock Obama, which is not at all. You pathetic lulu's think that because he's black that Obama is gonna be any less the bought and sold shill? It is to laugh, and thus I shall, right in your rude fucking face because you are one tired-assed patsy motherfucker. Enjoy the next 4 dickface, you got it coming.
oregon and minnesota senate races still haven't been decided
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
03:40:26 AM
Why I think the Republicans lost
by Organs
Nov 5th, 2008
03:40:34 AM
Quite simply, they just lost perspective. Had McCain spent the majority of his campaign detailing an economic strategy and tax plan that'll create jobs and lessen the burden on the not-so-rich, he might've had a fighting chance. What's more, his pick of Sarah Palin as VP only did harm to his campaign. It showed he was more interested in hype and theatrics than competent leadership and solutions to problems. In fact, his whole campaign relied heavily on buzz words and hype. It was like a bank vying for your business by offering a plush toy when setting up a checking account.

It especially didn't help when he started dividing Americans between the small folk and "the rest". Perhaps that was Palin's doing, which only further supports why she shouldn't have been the VP pick. In either case, it's as damaging as taking a firm stand on abortion or gay marriage: you'll win some, but you'll surely lose some in the process.

Personally, I'm happy that Obama won. I'm sick of childish mud slinging in politics. In professional wrestling, it's par for the course. But I'd rather see a calm, professional in charge than a "cowboy" or "maverick" or "hockey mom" or whatever. Cowboys belong on ranches, mavericks at...card tables, I guess, and hockey moms at hockey games and at home. They don't belong in the White House unless they're also head strong politicians who genuinely want to strengthen this country and everyone within, as well as forging strong alliances with other nations and strengthening alliances made weak in recent years.

In the meantime, maybe Sarah Palin can fly her helicopter west and visit the backwaters of a foreign nation.

By the way, I realize my post is kinda long and biased, but this is my genuine attempt at analyzing why the Republicans lost. If they were just as willing to unite with Democrats rather than painting them as villains of a sort, they would've fared better. I'd certainly have more respect for them, at the very least.
Organs, you are right on.
by PirateEmery
Nov 5th, 2008
03:46:37 AM
As a full fledged and criminally insane Republican, I can vouch for your opinion whole-heartedly. You hit the nail on the head.

The only reason why McCain lost was because of McCain. McCain could have done more to show that the current economic slowdown was the Democrat's doing. Did he? Nope. Did he even try? Nosireebob!

Why you can only have two parties
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:47:12 AM
It is simple game theory, the Nash Equilibrium. Two parties will try get as close to the center as possible, and hence they WILL be very close in many regards. However, over time, their will be shifts in the America public, and one or the other will benefit from that shift. Anytime another party is added, however, all they do is weaken one of the existing parties, preventing the two parties from winning office until they merge back together.
Could'nt be happier, the Hawks have been ousted
by KillaKane
Nov 5th, 2008
03:49:54 AM
Truly a defining watershed moment for the US. BTW: Does that T-shirt exist? Fricken cool, I want one!
My hope for Republicans...
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:50:36 AM
Is that they take the next couple of years and recreate themselves into an actual viable party again. I for one would like to see an alternative to one party rule and dominance. We see how well that has worked the last eight years...I don't imagine it would work that good again for another eight years.
McCain lost because he's a fucking moron.
by Volllllume3
Nov 5th, 2008
03:51:41 AM
End of.
Why Iraq might not have helped
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:53:30 AM
Sure the surge has appearantly helped (I say appearantly because we don't know what will happen in year) but Afghanistan has since fallen apart, and that was the war Americans on the right and left (well, most on the left) have supported from the beginning. It is easy to make the arguement that our involvement in Iraq has weakened us in Afghanistan.
I love Obama, I love America (again)......BUT:
by Motoko Kusanagi
Nov 5th, 2008
03:55:10 AM
who cares when AVATAR is fucking our eyeballs in 2009?
FUCK AVATAR
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
03:58:08 AM
Not really, but considering how much the political shit throwing going on here has drained me for the night I might as well start an argument about a movie before I go to bed.
That T-shirt does infact exist- but not in Sillllllllkkkk
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 5th, 2008
04:00:45 AM
I want a warm smooth soft black silk version. The damn picture makes it look like silk. Alex Ross did the artwork. Love his Vampire Bush.

http://www.stylinonline.com /barrackobama.html

And the World breathes a collective sigh of relief
by ElsieZiiippp
Nov 5th, 2008
04:00:55 AM
Oh come on, even the Nazi's were voting for Obama because McCain scared them: http://www.esquire.com/the-sid e/feature/racists-support-obam a-061308
Galaxy Quest?
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
04:04:21 AM
C'mon dioxholster. Give the guy a little more respect than that. Good movie, but not a very profound one.
No Palin for Pres- Michelle Obama will be Pres
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 5th, 2008
04:04:57 AM
After Her Husband finishes his second term in 2016.
If the republicans were truly serious about being Republicans
by malificus
Nov 5th, 2008
04:06:04 AM
they should have rallied behind Ron Paul since he was the only true Republican running, and the only Constitutionalist even involved in the race at all. Instead they stood back and rolled their eyes and made faces while he talked and looked like total douchebags which is ironic since everything he said they should have said "Me too!" to. But hey, never fear, change is here, and now every working American will finally get a fair shake, NAFTA will be repealed, big business will start to re-invest in the American workforce, hiring will skyrocket, gas will plummet to below a $1 a gallon, the troops abroad will be brought home, unequal trade practices will cease, fractional reserve banking will be repaired and the stock market will soar, everyone will have health care and we'll all be farting Sweet Tarts and shitting Skittles. How grand it will all be... You know, either that or the country will further descend into the stinking cesspit dug for it.
Please no Michelle Obama
by Continentalop
Nov 5th, 2008
04:07:15 AM
I didn't want Hilary to run because I don't want any more dynasties after Bush. We are a democracy, not an aristocracy.
No country for old men...
by quintana007
Nov 5th, 2008
04:07:51 AM
...anymore. Congratulations, finally an educated and presentable guy as your leader. Get ready for some fresh love from the rest of the world.
so there was an election?
by chipps
Nov 5th, 2008
04:12:14 AM
harry, dude, you kinda look like karl rove.
That's what I'm talking about!
by zapano
Nov 5th, 2008
04:15:16 AM
Absolutely amazing
McCain was smart by picking Palin? WTF? He never picked her....
by The Founder
Nov 5th, 2008
04:23:03 AM
it Karl Rove and the other RNC string pullers that pushed her on Mccain. McCain wanted Liberman. but was gonna go with Pawlenty or whatever his name is from Minn. Palin was Rove and his puppets pick. She was political pure and simple. The Republicans thought that they could keep her from the media and they even launched that fake outrage over that liberal media crap to keep her from talking to the mainstream press. I'm glad that shit blew up in their faces. Just like those negative attacks and trying to make the race about culture and not issues.
He may be the new President Elect...
by Rocco Curioso
Nov 5th, 2008
04:25:59 AM
but to me he's still just a jive-talkin' brutha. I don't trust him at all, and have zero sympathy for you fools who do.
Shit, this is reminiscent of ROTJ's ending
by Stalkeye
Nov 5th, 2008
04:30:00 AM
In which the Galactic Empire has finally fallen and everyone celebrates around the galaxy....so where are the Ewoks?
"that disarms its citizens can do anything to them that it wants
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
04:37:31 AM
What a load of horseshit.

In fact, arguably, a society that needs to cling to it's weaponry is an immature society that should not be entrusted with weaponry.

congrats Harry
by stvnhthr
Nov 5th, 2008
04:40:35 AM
Harry congrats on losing over 80 pounds. What finally made you decide to make the change? For years talkbackers were asking you to lose the weight for health reasons, but you would just deflect their comments. I have an obese friend pushing 400lbs who constantly makes self effacing jokes like you and Kevin Smith make about their weight problem, but you seem to actually be making a change. What spurred you into action when concerned friends and all the health advice in the world didn't work?
The same shit but a different face...
by Samplelord
Nov 5th, 2008
04:40:48 AM
And everybody in the states beliefes that Obama will make a change, like your presidents were trully the ones in power...The neo Christians still rule your country. Obama also believes in that ancient fairy tale about some guy in the sky and as long as you have people who make decisions based on their"beliefs" and not facts your gonna be in a world of shit... Belief is just that, a power tool to control dumb people...Your gonna get the same shit with a different face...good luck
The Omega Device wouldn't really help.
by Shan
Nov 5th, 2008
04:47:10 AM
Going back in time 13 seconds probably isn't far enough to change anything meanful about this election.
I am so proud right now
by ranma627
Nov 5th, 2008
05:06:28 AM
I went to the rally. I experienced a life changing event. Obama has won and that means so much for America. It truly proves that we are going in the right direction. I mean a black man is our president, do you know how unbelievable that is? I could not be more proud than I am right now. I believe Obama is an absolutely genuine guy and I believe he will do everything in his power to serve this country in the best way he possibly can. We are in control of our own destiny and time will tell what that means for this nation. But I believe Obama will prove all the naysayers wrong and will be our president for the next 8 years. Change has come to American, indeed.
A special Shout-Out to Dubya
by Stalkeye
Nov 5th, 2008
05:07:48 AM
for making Bam's victory sooo damn easy thanks to Georgie's pathetic admistration and policies. Vis-a-vis most of America came to their senses and voted for the "unqualified" Barrack Hussien Obama.

Obama FTW!!!

Lost Jarv
by spud mcspud
Nov 5th, 2008
05:21:35 AM
I think the idea of the citizens holding onto their weapons was to do with the possibility of a corrupt Government coming to power and trying to subdue the people - and the people having a means to resist that. Great in theory, and I think (though my American history is not great) that happened before, but then there's the idea that there's now billions of weapons lying around in a country where more people voted for American Idol than for the 2004 election, and where the notion of fighting for your rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness comes somewhere below fighting for a better Star Wars prequel. THAT'S where the immaturity comes in - I don't think the majority of Americans (present company mostly excepted) are ideologically mature enough to understand, let alone agree with, the fairly lofty and responsible ideals that went with the idea of arming your citizens all those years ago.

So, to sum up: I see why the citizens being armed was a good idea, but nowadays, your average citizen isn't smart or grown-up enough to be entrusted with something that dangerous.

And I'm REALLY glad we're not armed here in the UK. It's bad enough getting blades off the streets, I really don't want to think about English idiot kids with guns...

At last
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 5th, 2008
05:24:05 AM
America has a proper leader again.
President Obama
by spud mcspud
Nov 5th, 2008
05:28:02 AM
Very well done. I'm not expecting him to heal the sick or raise the dead (as most of the news stories over here in the UK seem to think he will) but anything that isn't Bush has to be good. Now let's wait for him to start playing the saxophone and fucking his interns ;D

Seriously though, he's one brave hombre. Every nutjob KKK white supremacist is as pissed as all hell today, which is another reason why it's GREAT that Bama won. Just keep moving at those great speeches, and stick to the bulletproof booths - we need a decent Pres over there for as long as we can!

Although, as the movies have taught us, the appearance of a black President always precedes the end of the world. Is it really Judgment Day soon? Are the nutjob Christian fundamentalists right? Is the big JC coming back? Aliens? Meteors? That black oil that runs off Gary Oldman's plastic-semi-domed head? IS IT THE END OF ALL THINGS?!?!?

And for all the "it's great the President is a black guy" people: yes it is, but in fairness, he's not the blackest of black guys, is he? The White House won't become the Black House, there won't be rims on his limos or hydraulics on Air Force One, and Ice Cube isn't the VP (yet) so, although it's definitely progression in the right direction - let's give the man a chance. He has A LOT of shit to unfuck during his first year in office - give the man a chance...

Indeed 'Spud'...
by Quintus_Arrius
Nov 5th, 2008
05:52:57 AM
.... has been a long while... Indeed I agree with you're comments generally but the execution of said comments were... shall we say questionable.

My dear ignorant friend, are you implying that he has to be darker with rims on his 'ride' in order to qualify for this historic achievement?

My dear british brother, be careful for you run the risk of offending many...

Including me!

Hail Arrius

Indeed, all hail Obama!

At last...
by mastidon
Nov 5th, 2008
05:56:56 AM
The world breathed a huge sigh of relief today. I no longer have to be embarrassed every time I meet someone when I say I'm an American. It is about time the US woke from its dream of fear from the terrorist boogieman. Now we can get on with fixing the real issues of the world - global warming, the economy, and healthcare. I voted for Obama 2 weeks ago. If you are an American and did not vote, you have no right to bitch for the next 4 years. It is that simple. You have no excuse as voting is the most basic and important right as an American.
Congratulations My America Friends
by theycallmemrglass
Nov 5th, 2008
05:58:45 AM
I think both candidates have so much to offer. One war veteran with a dynamic running mate, and one first class salesman (a compliment! Presentation is essential at the top) who happens to be also black. This was the most fascinating and exciting election I have seen from across the sea. Congrats to all you guys for your vote of change whichever way it would have gone. Obama is President, looks like one, talks like one and I am sure will be a great one for you guys.
Poor, Poor NeoCons!
by LaserPants
Nov 5th, 2008
06:06:07 AM
Obama just singlehandledly ENDED you. Red states gone Blue across the board, changing the map, its a GAME CHANGER, its a New Day, baby. TASTE THE PAIN NAZI FUCKS! YOU'RE DONE, WE WON, THATS LIFE! Now go get on your ham radio sets and broadcast your hate to each other. The VAST MAJORITY of the COUNTRY and THE WORLD has cast you to the dustbin of history. FINALLY! BUH BYE! GOBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NIPPLES ON THE MESSIAH!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:10:19 AM
What a glorious morning!!!
Quintus_Arrius
by spud mcspud
Nov 5th, 2008
06:16:56 AM
Nah my friend, I'm just joshing, I'm actually really stoked for you all. This is REAL change, and although I think the poor guy has a hell of a job on his hands (and possibly a higher risk of assassination), I'm glad there's a black guy in the White House.

Here in the UK, we call that a burglar.

I'm KIDDING! I'M KIDDING!

As for the "darker/with rims", no, again I'm playing with stereotypical humour and hoping everyone laughs along. What I meant by not the blackest of black guys is basically a dig at the media - for years black Americans have been shown by the media (at least here in the UK) to be rappers, looters, ghetto gang members, or Denzel Washington. Hell, even Samuel L Jackson only gets respect whenever he puts the word "motherfucker" in his sentences. I think the world needs to understand that black America doesn't just begin and end with South Central LA and NWA - and Obama, by not fitting in with that stereotype we get from the media, will help to bust that sterotype. Hell, even Bill Cosby has weighed in on the "how black people are portrayed in the media" debate, and very smart his remarks were, too.

So - rejoice America! And easy on some of the jokers like myself - some of us aren't racist, we just laugh at stereotypical jokes. I'm genuinely pleased for you all. Now, about installing that KFC in that White House...

I KEED! I KEED!

Historical Happenings
by Evil Chicken
Nov 5th, 2008
06:18:29 AM
I don’t like politics but that was simply amazing to watch history unfold right before our very eyes.
Keeping my fingers crossed
by EyeofPolyphemus
Nov 5th, 2008
06:18:56 AM
Congratulations, President-Elect Obama. Hopefully you are not the second coming of Kimmy Carter i suspect you are.
I CALL CHUCK HAGEL FOR SECRETARY OF STATE OR DEFENSE
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:19:06 AM
You can take that to the bailed out bank!
Laserpants
by blindambition238
Nov 5th, 2008
06:19:50 AM
They ended themselves...
Paedophile Glasses
by masteryoda007
Nov 5th, 2008
06:22:39 AM
Harry looks like a shirt-lifter with those spectacles on
Harry > Rickman
by spud mcspud
Nov 5th, 2008
06:24:24 AM
Harry, you should be the caterpillar in Tim Burton's ALICE IN WONDERLAND in that get-up. I can't BELIEVE they chose Rickman over you!

Oh, and... GOBAMA!!!

BSB
by NoodlesHahn
Nov 5th, 2008
06:25:51 AM
I second Chuck Hagel in Obama's Cabinet. If he threw his hat in the ring for Pres I would have voted for him. That he was smart enough not to cemented my support. This is going to be a very interesting bipartisan Cabinet.
Congratulations!!! The first Affirmative Action President!!!
by Coughlins Laws
Nov 5th, 2008
06:27:10 AM
20% of people responding in exit polls admitted that race was the most important factor in their vote and over 60% of that group voted for Obama!!! So, that means Obama got about 12% of his vote soley because of his race, which is more than his margin of victory!!! The polls were wrong, this wasn't a blowout. Some polls had Obama up by 10% to 12%. It's looking more like 5% to 6%. So, I was indeed right. Just not right enough. I will celebrate by having to close one of my restaurants down, laying off about 40 people. Thank you Obama!!!!
Quintus_Arrius
by spud mcspud
Nov 5th, 2008
06:28:49 AM
Cool name, by the way... what does it mean / come from?

Oh, and as for Obama's qualification for Presidency - all worries about his birth certificate etc aside, he's less likely to go for the big red button than any Repug (at least, that's how he seems to me), and anyone who appears t want peace over war gets my vote every day and twice on Sunday. Hey, I may be wrong - but I see McCain being much more eager to go for the nuke option than Obama, which is why I'm glad Obama won.

And in any case, at least both candidates this time round can actualy SAY the word "nuclear". I still shudder that you guys had a Pres for eight years who thought they were "nuculear weapons" - Jesus...

NOODLES
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:29:00 AM
Truly, it will be the most bi-partisan Administration in history. But sensibly so - no radical Rightwingers, of course. Obama will straddle that middle ever so carefully (I hope) so he can have sustained power and shut the fringes up.

Joe Lieberman as the First Doggie!!!!

sexyback, there aren't going to be any Republicans
by Coughlins Laws
Nov 5th, 2008
06:30:07 AM
in Obama's administration. He doesn't have to pretend to be bi-partisan anymore. He has clear Democrat majorities in the Congress. We are in a recession and tax increases can do nothing but make it worse. What are you guys gonna do when Obama doesn't live up to all the hype? Where is you Bush hatred going to go now? Or has it turned into Obama love?
The one silver lining for me, anyway, is that the Democrats
by Coughlins Laws
Nov 5th, 2008
06:33:38 AM
are now in complete control of the government and the Republicans can't be blamed for anything the next Four Years. If the economy still looks like this then, Obama's got no one else to blame. Of course, it'll be a long 4 years. Congratulations again!!! Just remember, be careful what you ask for. You just elected the least qualified candidate in history who doesn't even have experience governing. He's been running for President for the last 2 years straight.
COUGHLING, I JUST GOT ANOTHER OBAMAMAIL ...
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:36:02 AM
Republicanism has been outlawed!!! Hallelujah!!! Did you put an Obama special on the menu yet? Wooot!
So this is how liberty dies...
by Raymar
Nov 5th, 2008
06:36:03 AM
With thunderous applause.
The Moron speaketh
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
06:36:57 AM
I thought you were going to vacate these boards and never post again if McCain lost. Which was probably incentive for a lot of people to go and vote Obama.

So kindly do us all a favour and fuck off.

But before you go: what's a casualty?

You're kidding, right sexyback? You really believe that?
by Coughlins Laws
Nov 5th, 2008
06:37:28 AM
Why would Obama put any Republicans in his administration? The Democrats completely run the show, now. Why do you think Obama, who has never been bi-partisan his entire carreer, going back to Illinois, all of the sudden become bi-partisan? He won the White HOuse by being very partisan. He blamed every single problem in the country on Bush and the Republicans. He convinced about 5 million people to change their votes from Republican to Democrat by being partisan. Why would he be bi-partisan now?
Politics and Government
by richievanderlow
Nov 5th, 2008
06:38:28 AM
is dirty business. I'm shocked at all of you that somehow think Obama is this saint. Like any politician, he's a shady bastard. You're all getting caught up in the great barriers that have fallen, and failed to realize he's just another politician that's deserves questioning as much as every other one. Neither candidate was a great choice, but that's what we're stuck with. Now its time to you do your duty and start questioning his government.
RAHM EMANUEL AS CHIEF OF STAFF ...
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:38:54 AM
Good choice Barry! He's a Democratic loyalist - never ever wavered.
and, Coughingoncock, petal, at no
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
06:38:58 AM
stage in the last few months can you possibly be said to have been "right". You have been 100% wrong on everything.

Well done, oh flawed Cassandra, well done indeed.

When did I ever say that, Lost Jarv? I'm not a little
by Coughlins Laws
Nov 5th, 2008
06:39:17 AM
baby like you who runs away from an argument. I just said that I have no reason to trash Obama anymore. Am I supposed to just give up on life because Obama won? You got Obama and now you have to live with him.
Raymar
by spud mcspud
Nov 5th, 2008
06:40:27 AM
God, overdramatise much? I mean, come on.

At least we're further away from nuclear armageddon than we were a week ago, under a President who couldn't even SAY the fucking word "nuclear"...

The world is safer for now. The neo-cons lost. Thank God for that. Your loss is everyone else's gain.

One thing I am right about, Lost Jarv, is I'm better than
by Coughlins Laws
Nov 5th, 2008
06:40:55 AM
you. I am smarter, have more money, make more money, have more friends, etc, etc, etc. By every measurable standard I am better than you. I love you, though!!!
spud mcspud
by Quintus_Arrius
Nov 5th, 2008
06:41:03 AM
Well explained my dear FELLOW Brit!

Indeed you have vindicated your self.

Forgive me my dear Cocaisian friend for I have been up all night in sunny LONDON watching the coverage of the election on TV and alas I now lack the brain power to appreciate shit....

... No wait, I mean wit!

Still, I too echo your sentiments; there are successful black men other than the south central/Brixton types that are often portrayed in the media etc...

Indeed you are communicating with one right now as you read!!!!

Black, British, Successful, Businessmen, Married, Better looking than Denzel AND VERY, VERY PROUD!

And I love KFC, mutha-fucker!

Hail!

HEY I DON'T *WANT* OBAMA TO BE BI-PARTISAN
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:42:12 AM
I'd much rather have Bush Left, but He's not like that. He's a better man that I can only aspire to be. That's why I voted for Him.

COUGHLING: "I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU"
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:44:08 AM
Not anymore you don't. We're gonna redistribute you dry motherfucker!!!! BWAHHAHAHAAA!! Ameerka has spoken!!
TODAY, WE ARE ALL HALF-WHITE AND HALF-KENYAN
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:45:26 AM
Today we are One.
IT'S ALL PALIN'S FAULT
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:46:07 AM
Search your feelings. It's pretty fucking obvious.
You despicable little maggot
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
06:46:35 AM
You're better than me? Fuck right off with that you cock juggling thundercunt.

Listen, cocksucker, not only have I never run away from a fucking argument on AICN (how sad that I even have to say that), but the very fact that your grossly overinflated sense of self worth coupled with a complimentrary crushing sense of insecurity (no doubt bought on in those brief moments of clarity when your prozac wears off) has forced you to post something like that proves that not only are you not better than me, but you are actually a lower form of life than every other user.

Get back to gargling on Danny's piss and stop bothering your obvious superiors.

BILL KRISTOL JUMPED OFF THE FOX ROOF!!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:47:21 AM
Figuratively speaking!
"Am I supposed to just give up on life because Obama won"
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
06:50:41 AM
Yes.

And for the record, I've been saying for ages that Obama 2008= Blair 1997. He is just miles better than McCain and about 1 million times better than Palin.

It's still a historic moment, and I will not let you and your loathsome ilk sully it with such bullshit as "Affirmitive Action President" (as if you even know what that means).

You guys are funny!!! NO MORE NEO-CONS!!!
by Coughlins Laws
Nov 5th, 2008
06:50:45 AM
That's too funny!!! Seriously, what will you guys do when you don't have a punching bag like "Bush and the Neo-Cons" to blame everything on anymore. You do realize that everything bad that happens in the next 4 years will land squarley on Obama's narrow shoulder's, right? Or, will the line of attack be, "If Bush didn't screw it up so bad, Obama wouldn't have to deal with this". I look forward to seeing you guys squirm for the next 4 years...
and before I forget@
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
06:51:44 AM
What's a casualty?
"I look forward to seeing you guys squirm"
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
06:54:17 AM
I bet you do.

While sitting in the corner rubbing yourself and muttering "Socialist" over and over again.

BringingSexyBack
by Quintus_Arrius
Nov 5th, 2008
06:54:18 AM
'search your feelings'

That made me laugh out loud!

For the first time EVER I agree with what you're saying....

And I feel as though I've soiled myself for doing that...

JARV: "YES"
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:54:24 AM
LOL! I couldn't agree more!
Palin is the only woman on the planet
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
06:56:23 AM
that justifies a donkey punch.

Search your feelings. You know this to be true.

Well, on the advice of Lost Jarv, I wil now commit suicide
by Coughlins Laws
Nov 5th, 2008
06:57:08 AM
Thanks for making it so clear, Lost Jarv. There is no place for me in this country now that Obama is President and I was wrong about the election. Obama got 3% of the electorate to change sides, while about 15% admitted they voted for him because he is black. I guess my way of life is over. If I do kill myself, does that count as a casualty? PS- In what way are you better than me? I have more education than you and much more money than you. Plus, I'm sure I have many more friends (real life friends, not imaginary on-line people) Please explain to me how you're better than me. I don't see how you could believe that. You have shown me nothing to make me think that you even have a mind of your own...
My Only Fear
by Kentucky Colonel
Nov 5th, 2008
06:58:14 AM
Is that Rush Windbaugh will have ratings again. Fuck that lump of feces.

OBAMA! I can proudly proclaim...."AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!!!"

ACTUALLY WE'LL BE TRACING EVERY PROBLEM OF THE NEXT 8 YEARS
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:58:51 AM
back to Bush and the NeoCons just like the wingnuts did to Clinton. It's only fair.

Quintus, all I make are good points everybody can agree with. And if I had a black box that would surely be the case!!!!

lost Jarv, do you even have a job? Or are you waiting
by Coughlins Laws
Nov 5th, 2008
06:59:14 AM
for the money Obama is stealing from me and giving to you? I'll bet you don't pay any taxes at all, loser!!!
Wha! wha! wha! Coughlins LAws
by Darth_Kaos
Nov 5th, 2008
06:59:31 AM
As usual, here comes the sore racists losers. It's going to take the same amount of time to get out this mess than it took to get here, Thanks to BUSH!But we won't here that from you.

You want him to fail, so you can blame it on his race and say , I told you so. Listen, if McCain would have won, he would have the same situation, but what excuse would you have to blame if he failed?

And by the way, maybe you'll have to close your 'one of your restaurants' because people can't afford to go out and eat, due to the economic crisis, or maybe you just can't run a successful restaurant? I can't believe the stupidity. Instead of blaming the right person,(BUSH)for your troubles. You're already blaming a person, who hasn't even took office yet. WOW, just WOW.

What happens if he actually made things better? Will you give him props them? I doubt it. Cause it makes it easier to blame it on someone else. Especially if he/she is BLACK.

The GOOD ol' Boys way of doing things doesn't work anymore in this country. Sorry if it seems your majority rule is slipping.

BTW- your poll assessment is wrong(via FOX NEWS I'm sure). But I'm curious why you didn't put up the poll regarding that most 'white men' voted for McCain? Wouldn't that be the same thing? Douche Bag.
DEFINE "CASUALTY" ...
by BringingSexyBack
Nov 5th, 2008
06:59:52 AM
Anchorite.
Correct result! and Harry you are alive!
by FILMFUNK
Nov 5th, 2008
07:01:08 AM
and doing well, don't give the 'still fat' morons the satisfaction of a reply!
Quintus_Arrius
by spud mcspud
Nov 5th, 2008
07:02:04 AM
Thank you, I am humbled. And now craving a Fully Loaded meal. Dammit

It's something we need to address in this country for sure - otherwise if you believe the News At Ten, the only black guy NOT stabbing people is Sir Trevor McDonald, which is patently ridiculous. I believe Ainsley Harriott is mainly harmless also. And as for all the "blaming our benefits mess on immigrants"... I actually know more white dole bludgers that won't go get a job than others - in fact, every Asian (Indian / Pakistani) family I know in my area has two or three jobs, thereby giving far more in tax than they're given credit for.

But in all seriousness... it's Noel Clarke I feel for. I would LOVE to see him doing something with more range - his role as Mickey Smith on Dr Who was fantastic, mainly because he got to be the brains BEFORE he became the muscle - and in doing that busted the stereotype that a black guy on British TV can only ever be a thug. (Or Colin Salmon). Then, to get on the big screen, he wrote and directed himself as... a thug, in KIDULTHOOD and ADULTHOOD.

Shame, really. I'd like to see Noel Clarke do something totally at odds with this south-Brixton street image he seems happy to go with. Whether Obama's win will help that, only time will tell - but there's a new Pres in town, and hopefully Chiwetel Ejiofor will pop up on screen again soon, which is NEVER a bad thing.

Get some rest, Quintus, and HAIL TO THE BAMA, BABY!!!

Harry, You Look Happy For The First Time!!!
by Media Messiah
Nov 5th, 2008
07:03:16 AM
Something in your life has changed you for the better. Me thinks it is your wife, as your soul seems brighter, something your eyes reflect!!! I like you better without the beard and the glasses are cool, and although you are kind of goofy looking, so am I BTW, you are also handsome, in a platonic friendship sort of a way!!! Haha!!!!!

Anyway, my girlfriend dumped me, thus, it is a pressing thought on my mind, as I know you are very lucky to have a wife. It seems that love, true love, is the only thing that really matters in life. It is just too bad that it can be so easily lost. Try to hold onto your lady so you will never have to miss her as much as I miss mine!!!

BTW, Harry, I say we make you the second Black President!!! Ha!!! I really need to laugh!!!!
Hmm, well
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
07:03:44 AM
seeing as coughdrop is my obvious superior because, despite this being an anonymous medium, he knows all about me and has ranked himself "better" than me, I'd better stop being rude to him.

Listen, asshole, as I've just pointed out, the fact that you have to keep posting that you're better than me is fucking sad, insecure, erroneous and generally proof that you aren't.

So please do go through with the suicide.

FOX NEWS WON'T REST UNTIL
by medicinaluser
Nov 5th, 2008
07:04:23 AM
This Negro is lynched.

You know its only a matter of time before some redneck high on Fox News tries something.

Fuckin yanks better not let any shit happen.
Ainsley Harriot is a cunt
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
07:05:18 AM
but I don't believe he stabs people either.

To be fair.

Nothing like some sore losers
by spud mcspud
Nov 5th, 2008
07:08:00 AM
And Coughlin's Laws, how CAN you blame the economic climate on a man who has been in power for less than 24 hours?

That's neo-con thinking right there. Wouldn't know a truthful statement if it buttfucked them while shouting "YEEEEE-HAAA!" and simultanouely necking Wild Turkey and munching on a Texan BBQ. Face it - for every wrong thing going on in America right now - it's all Bush, baby, it's all Bush.

Now, about your TB name...

"As for the rest of Coughlin's Laws, forget 'em. Guy was always full of shit. Ha, ha. But I guess you knew that already."

Can't help but smile at that...

LOL bendoverandcough
by just pillow talk
Nov 5th, 2008
07:08:21 AM
I seriously can't believe you still spout off that you're better than someone.

On AICN message boards.

Nice.

I keep running scenerios in my mind
by Cotton McKnight
Nov 5th, 2008
07:09:27 AM
of what Obama could have gotten away with while still getting elected. I honestly don't think there is a single thing he could have done in his past that people wouldn't have overlooked. Name the most egregious act you can think of,and Obama would have won in spite of that.
Lost Jarv
by spud mcspud
Nov 5th, 2008
07:10:53 AM
No, I don't think we need fear the Harriott.

Anthony Worrall Thompson, on the other hand, would walk up to you and bite you in the fucking neck without thinking twice. That dude scares me more than any zombie apocalypse. He's like a feral midget with vampire teeth, and every bit as unnerving as that sounds.

couldn't sleep a wink
by crazybubba
Nov 5th, 2008
07:12:17 AM
still wired on that all that free socialist starbucks coffee---at least it tasted good. Tasted like...like...victory. What time is obama paintin the white house black.
IN YOUR FACE, REPUBLICUNTS!
by Ol' Gravy Leg
Nov 5th, 2008
07:12:54 AM
Hahaha fuck you all, there's no being humble here. Your precious fucking George Bush fucked up so bad that now a black dude with a name that sounds like Osama is president. You know it breaks your little hearts.
About this black President thing...
by spud mcspud
Nov 5th, 2008
07:13:05 AM
I like Obama, and he'll do a great job - no doubt - but you can't help but wish it was Mr T. "If you don't quit your jibber jabber right now, you gonna meet my friend PAAAAIIIIIIIN!"

Or is it just me?

C'mon Republicans
by WerePlatypus
Nov 5th, 2008
07:13:15 AM
Bring back Goldwater conservatism. . . find party leaders that actually speak to the good of the American people . . . flush racism, flush evangelicalism, flush neoconservatism, get back to basics, and figure out how to explain a reasoned position. For now though, I can't wait to see how Obama and a Democratic congress will perform. Right now, this is the reponsible party, and hopefully through their leadership, we will see the points of conflict in future debates change from 2-D character to 3-D issues. The future looks bright!
Thankfuck this shit is over and we can get
by bongo123
Nov 5th, 2008
07:14:06 AM
back to actual news without your fucking election on it all the bastard time, fed up seeing you yanks on my teevee, at least you voted right this time, give yourselves a pat on the back
I'd pay good money
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
07:14:24 AM
to watch Celebrity Chef deathmatch.

Watching Ramsey beat Jamie "Fat Twat" Oliver to death with one of his own shoes before Hugh Fearnly-Whittingstall shallow fried the carcass would be well worth the license fee.

so I can only hope that Obama
by just pillow talk
Nov 5th, 2008
07:14:59 AM
will not be swayed by the Dems, and that he'll do what's best. Much has been said and written that Obama really will be more centrist that people think, and not a liberal radical that people fear.

I don't think he'll be the next Blair Jarv. Perhaps I'm being naive, but I think he can unite us. Maybe I just want that so much right now, to get rid of the fucking partisan bullshit, that I'm being blind right now. But I think he'll have a mixed cabinet, and will choose those that are best for the job.

And unlike your racist feelings whoopingcough, I was very proud of what I saw last night. Of course there is still great division within the country, but I saw hope last night. Hope that the United States of America can heal itself, and see past stupid skin colors. I saw the amount of young people out there in Chicago, and it brought a smile to my face. I see possibilities now that maybe we can move forward.

I would like to add that McCain gave a great concession speech, and I thought he was generally annoyed by the booing that went on when he mentioned Obama's name. THIS McCain was missing during the campaign.

So this is how liberty dies...to thunderous applause.
by Wes_Reviews_
Nov 5th, 2008
07:17:11 AM
Chillingly prophetic words.
Ol' Gravy Leg
by just pillow talk
Nov 5th, 2008
07:17:31 AM
Completely wrong perspective to have now.

Show some dignity like Obama has always displayed, and continued to show.

Disparaging the Republicans serves no purpose, but to go backwards instead of forwards.

Wes_Reviews_
by just pillow talk
Nov 5th, 2008
07:18:19 AM
Holding onto Fear is not a good thing.

Nor is using a horrible quote.

Harry is a big boy...
by Judge Briggs
Nov 5th, 2008
07:20:15 AM
Get a treadmill and watch movies from it. No joke man, you're killing yourself!
It was all the filibustering minority Republican Senator's fault
by Shan
Nov 5th, 2008
07:20:32 AM
It was all the filibustering minority Republican Senator's fault!

Just getting in practice early. Did you think we wanted a filibuster proof majority now in this economic climate so that there's no-one else we can blame? Did you really?

That should be Senators'
by Shan
Nov 5th, 2008
07:21:14 AM
*oops*.
Justpillowtalk
by Darth_Kaos
Nov 5th, 2008
07:23:08 AM
I agree. But don't believe the hype. THERE IS NO GREAT DIVISION (in terms of RACE) in the country. There are some that want to keep that thought in the minds of people, so that it can stop progress. Last night shows that those with that attitude will not survive in this world economy and beyond.

And I agree with your statement regarding McCain. If that McCain ran, I would have voted for him.
Darth_Kaos
by just pillow talk
Nov 5th, 2008
07:26:18 AM
No, you're probably right. Just pockets of, for lack of a better term, holdouts from the 'old' way of thinking.

I will choose to believe that the McCain we saw last night was the true McCain. I probably still would not have voted for him, but I can definitely tell you that I would have respected him a hell of a lot more, especially if he didn't choose Palin.

Where have you gone Coughingupphlegm?
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
07:27:53 AM
run away like a little bitch. Or did you have to empty the bins at the McDonalds you work at.

If you try REALLY hard this week they might let you supersize your staff meal.

Fetch me a Big Mac you fat fucking social inadaquete.

Ditto. I hope to see more of McCain
by blindambition238
Nov 5th, 2008
07:28:17 AM
The one who I was pulling for during the primaries, got me excited for a party I never affiliated with, but somehow went AWOL soon after.
good job america
by shoveller
Nov 5th, 2008
07:28:19 AM
thank god no palin... *breathes sigh of relief*
Shan
by just pillow talk
Nov 5th, 2008
07:29:12 AM
I think that in the local races, since Republicans kept some seats, it proved that the people in those states voted for the candidate whom they thought was best for them, regardless of party affiliation.

I think that's what happened in my state of Connecticut with Rep Chris Shays. I just wish I could have voted out fuckheads Dodd and Liebermen yesterday as well.

blindambition238
by just pillow talk
Nov 5th, 2008
07:31:05 AM
If the 'real' McCain is working in the Senate, then I think it will be of great benefit to us.

Part of me wishes he was somehow in Obama's cabinet. I could think of no bigger symbol of uniting and moving forward than that.

Good day for the Mormons too...
by blindambition238
Nov 5th, 2008
07:35:50 AM
Looks like Prop 8 (hate?) passed in CA...
ccchhhrrriiisssm thats all a good view
by silentbobafett2
Nov 5th, 2008
07:36:13 AM
your description of Bush is spot on. Oh no, wait, you're on about Obama aren't you. Sorry, it's just tht you went on about an inexperienced, untrustworthy individual who'll put the country into downward spiral like it had never seen before. Also, it's views such as yoru about the rest of the world being jealous of America that make the rest of the world laugh at and, sometimes, despise America and its citizens. Luckily you're views were not shared in the majority by your fellow countrymen who saw real change and redemption in Obama!
Anyone know who won?
by cripeman
Nov 5th, 2008
07:36:28 AM
I hope it was Obama.
AWWWWWwwww.....YEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!
by Kid Z
Nov 5th, 2008
07:37:46 AM
Don't let the White House door hit you in the ass "Chimpy"!
Justpillowtalk pt. deux
by Darth_Kaos
Nov 5th, 2008
07:39:55 AM
I'm a social and fiscal conservative(that's all). That's how I would have considered voting for him. But I have to agree, he loss me totally with the Palin move. Pandering at its finest.

I lost a ton of respect for McCain when he started running as a typical, narrow minded, fear mongering republican. Showing a desperate man doing desperate things.

He's going to look back at this, and be very disappointed with how he sold his soul to win a election. If only the real McCain would have ran. We never would have heard of Palin, and without a doubt he would have been our new president.

And to think, they're going to try to groom Palin for 2012. That's going to be a riot!
Joe Biden > Dick Cheney
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 5th, 2008
07:40:43 AM
That is all.
Quoting George Lucas prequel lines?
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Nov 5th, 2008
07:42:02 AM
I think people automatically lose a little credibility there.

Besides, wasn't the whole "death of liberty.." line more or less a shot at the Bush administration?

For the record, redshirt
by Le Vicious Fishus
Nov 5th, 2008
07:42:12 AM
I did give George W. Bush the benefit of the doubt--I really did and let bygones be bygones, and most of us did post 9/11--until his reckless campaign to invade Iraq. After that, it became demonstrably clear again and again that the man and his administration were seriously dangerous and incompetent.

Now... why not give President Obama a chance? Hell, just give him six months. If after that time you deem him to be an left-wing extremist (and/or traitor) bent on ruining this country, then have fun beating him down for four or eight years.

But I'll just bet you're going to see one of the least partisan administrations in history. Wait till he forms his cabinet. You'll see. Personally, I *wouldn't* be surprised if he brings McCain into the fold. You'll see Obama pulling a Lincoln by bringing political enemies into his camp to help him govern. Blast me later if I'm wrong.
Coughlins, perfectly correct
by irritable
Nov 5th, 2008
07:42:35 AM
Lost Jarv doesn't pay US taxes.

YOU GRANITE-HEADED FUCKWIT!!!!! How often do you have to be told he lives in another country!

Why the fuck should foreigners, resident abroad, have to pay taxes to subsidise your Greasy Spoon Restaurants?

You constantly claim to be penetratingly intelligent but this simple fact - REPEATED ENDLESSLY ON THIS SITE - keeps eluding you.

Is the aluminum in your imaginary kitchens giving you Alzheimers?

How can you possibly believe you're not one of the most pitiful halfwits ever to TYPE IN CAPITALS!!! on this silly site. I try to be a moderate person, but YOU MAY JUSTIFY EUGENIC INTERVENTION!!!

In Europe...
by TroutMaskReplicant
Nov 5th, 2008
07:43:27 AM
Years of encrusted anti-Americanism is evaporating. For the past 8 years any news that involved America has been bad news. Now it feels like America won a war. I just hope that Obama can do a good job of this and not become another Jimmy Carter type.
What foreplay between Harry and his wife might look like...
by Lou Stools
Nov 5th, 2008
07:44:44 AM
http://i201.photobucket.com/al bums/aa106/pootie39/Menz/wtf-2 .jpg SFW
Actually, what the fuck's going to happen with Bush?
by blindambition238
Nov 5th, 2008
07:45:11 AM
He ain't exactly old so he's going to be still be around with us for a while. Everyone, including his own party, has been treating him like a leper and an albatross, so that eliminates most political endeavors. And I can't see him becoming a public speaker like his predecessors, cause face it, who'll pay him? A university tenure is also out of the question...
Pillow Pants
by Ol' Gravy Leg
Nov 5th, 2008
07:45:40 AM
Hahaha go fuck yourself, stupid. LOOOOSERS!
blindambition238
by NoodlesHahn
Nov 5th, 2008
07:45:59 AM
CA resident here. Very disappointing that so many Californians couldn't see what the Church of LDS was trying to do. Many California voters thought they were stemming the tide on re-defining marriage but LDS has now successfully tied the institution of marriage to the possibility of procreation. And what form of marriage is best suited for procreation???
AMERICANS CAN HOLD THEIR HEADS UP AGAIN
by Ray Gamma
Nov 5th, 2008
07:46:23 AM
Congratulations, from one delighted Brit.
Darth_Kaos, act two, scene two
by just pillow talk
Nov 5th, 2008
07:46:38 AM
Yeah, I think you would have been joined by a lot of people in that boat if McCain's campaign had played out that way, instead of the trainwreck it was.

And I sincerely hope Palin is not their choice in 2012. Aaarrrrggghhh!

Ol' Gravy Leg
by just pillow talk
Nov 5th, 2008
07:49:06 AM
I see you are one of the "enlightened" nuts on the left. Sweet.

BTW, I voted for Obama, but I guess you don't read very well with all of my posts this morning?

It's time to move on. No more dividing the country in half.

Now excuse me while I go "fuck myself". This shouldn't take long, I'm usually pretty quick.

Cheers Irritable
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
07:49:07 AM
I can't be arsed to keep telling him that. It's beyond tedious
hmm
by orginal joker
Nov 5th, 2008
07:49:57 AM
so harry i know your all for free thought but PRESIDENT-ELECT OBAMA. sounding a bit STRONG to me. FUCK FREE WORLD. ps i know my name is misspelt please help me with that
Congrats America.
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 5th, 2008
07:50:12 AM
A great moment in history for you all.
Noodleshahn, that's an easy answer..
by blindambition238
Nov 5th, 2008
07:50:19 AM
Polygamy. Duh..
Bet he pops up with "why do you care/ have an opinion"
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
07:51:53 AM
next. And if I have to repeat that (again) I may well have to make a voodoo doll of him and spend the next 3 hours burning it with a cigarette.
"So this is how liberty dies...to thunderous applause"
by TroutMaskReplicant
Nov 5th, 2008
07:52:09 AM
Sith was on tv on Saturday night. I walked into the room, heard Natalie Portman deliver that line so very badly and laughed out loud. It's worth noting that if McCain had won there'd be no thunderous applause just an eerie mechanical screeching noise. Because obviously only Democrats can clap.
WE FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT MEASURE THO!
by blindambition238
Nov 5th, 2008
07:52:25 AM
HOLY SHIT*

From the AP: No George Bush sewage plant for San Francisco The Associated Press Article Launched: 11/04/2008 03:53:27 PM PST SAN FRANCISCO—San Francisco voters have turned down the chance to rename a local sewage plant after President Bush.

Voters rejected Proposition R, a lighthearted attempt to memorialize the outgoing president at the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant. The measure's supporters say calling it the George W. Bush Sewage Plant would have been a fitting tribute to the 43rd president. They blamed Bush for a long list of national woes from the Iraq war to the slumping economy.

Some critics had pointed out the name switch would have been unfair—to the hard-working sewage plant.

The White House had declined comment on the measure, but other Republicans have denounced it as childish and stupid.

I really hope the dems are right
by Halloween68
Nov 5th, 2008
07:53:52 AM
I was on the fence all the way up till the end when I saw both the House and the Senate going to the left. That's not good. There's supposed to be balance. Hence, I voted M/P. Some of you celeb types make well over what everyone else makes, so you lose touch with reality. Thinking however much of a tax hike there is, it's not going to affect you... As a double income family just barely making it in an overpriced MA market, I'm worried for my child's daycare, I'm worried I won't be able to afford my morgage. These are the facts. Before Reagan, "middle class" families were getting taxed 70%. Reagan cut it down to 25. How many of you out there can afford 70% of your wages taken away and given to the government? That would really redistribute the wealth. Put a whole bunch of us in the poorhouse. I really hope the dems are right... And that Obama and a democratic majority in Congress is really what we need. Because if not. I don't even want to think it. Enjoy the party. Here's hoping come January and then January of next year and the following year we're "all" still partying.
America the Beautiful
by knowthyself
Nov 5th, 2008
07:54:36 AM
Last night was unbelievable. To have a president I can respect is an incredible feeling. An intelligent man in the white house who could have seen it coming?
Where is Coughlins?
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
07:56:23 AM
I ordered that shake hours ago.

If service is this shit in all his "restaurants" theen its no wonder he's having to close them down. Just as well he can blame it on the Democrats.

krullboy
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 5th, 2008
08:00:19 AM
I went to sleep but speaking to your point about what Obama has on his site vs what he'll actually do - that's a little unfair and full of conjecture to me. I don't think you can assume that he's going to deviate substantially from it, at least not intentionally. That's just stinkin' thinkin' ... And I am not the world's biggest Obama cheerleader, I just like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

And this is a world-changing election. Just perception-wise, it makes a huge difference. I saw on TV now that the Taliban wants to negotiate with our President-Elect. Hopefully it's true.

I don't know why, Lost Jarv
by irritable
Nov 5th, 2008
08:02:54 AM
That idiot somehow manages to enrage me to the point of braincleaving homicide every time he posts.
I'm the same
by Lost Jarv
Nov 5th, 2008
08:07:09 AM
Generally posters just don't annoy me that much, but there are a select few anuerism inducing attitude cases that drive me batshit mad.

He's one of them, BlackAnimalRobot is another, but mostly they just get banned.

United Socialist States of America
by Timelord2112
Nov 5th, 2008
08:07:19 AM
Well on one hand I am embarassed by the stupidity of Americans...but on the other hand I am poor so I am looking forward to taking rich people's money they don't really deserve!
WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING:
by Err
Nov 5th, 2008
08:07:32 AM
1.) The hologram on CNN was pointless. 2.) CNN has douchebags for commentators and hosts. 3.) MSNBC host Olberman pissed himself. 4.) Sean Hannity is probably moving to Alaska. 5.) John McCain gave a great concession speech. 6.) Obama gave a great acceptance speech. 7.) Last night was a huge win for democracy. 8.) Let the healing begin. 9.) If this election has taught us anything, it's that racism