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'Kindly Respect My Space Unbathed-But-Misunderstood Human!' There's An APES Relaunch Script Out There...


Merrick here...

Devin over at CHUD has posted an interesting piece about a script that's been floating around Fox. It's called GENESIS: APES (there's a title that's gotta go ).

In this version Caesar is the result of a genetic scientist fooling around with the nature of things. When the baby monkey exhibits intelligence and the ability to talk, he takes the cuddly thing home to his wife, who is unable to bear children. Things go surprisingly well for a number of years until Caesar grows up and sees mommy getting attacked. The dutiful son steps in and accidentally kills the attacker.

Here's where it takes off. In a scene paralleling Charlton Heston in the cage in the original Planet of the Apes, Caesar ends up in custody at an Ape Conservatory where he and the other apes are abused mercilessly. Caesar finds himself a primate without a world - he's as smart as humans but will never be one of them (and is in fact tortured by them) and he's initially rejected by his monkey brethren.

You're on Caesar's side, understanding where this poor outcast is coming from. But then the script gets really ballsy and, just like in Conquest, Caesar begins a campaign to unite the apes and overthrow human society. And his plan isn't a Martin Luther King Jr series of marches, speeches and sit ins - Caesar and his apes take to the streets violently.

...says THIS ARTICLE at CHUD.
So, essentially this would be a remake of CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES - but with a few critical distinctions. Devin has some valid & perceptive points about this project, which he feels may never actually go before cameras. Jump over to his article & check it out.

Personally, I love APES movies (although BATTLE FOR was kind of anemic...) and despised the Burton version in nearly every regard. I'm not convinced this is a franchise that needs to be re-imagined/rebooted at all, ever. Especially since The Powers That Be at Fox would be roundly incapable of understanding why the APES concept works to begin with, and are scared-as-hell to approach anything edgy these days, especially a concept which hinges on social commentary.

BTW: the headline is my goofing on the notion of a APES movie contaminated by Political Correctness - it's not a life from the new script or anything. Just to be clear.


Here's a trailer for the original CONQUEST...





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Christ, didn't they learn their lesson the first time around??
by Iblis_mage
Nov 3rd, 2008
09:48:15 AM
Isn't there a new directors cut of Conquest coming?
by Behemoth
Nov 3rd, 2008
09:50:30 AM
I'll watch
by Metlar413
Nov 3rd, 2008
09:51:46 AM
Director?
by EverythingEverywhereStinks
Nov 3rd, 2008
09:57:18 AM
For the love of god...
by aversiontherapy2
Nov 3rd, 2008
09:57:52 AM
Spell Checker
by spyro
Nov 3rd, 2008
09:58:11 AM
The New Script Start Out Sounding Like
by kevinwillis.net
Nov 3rd, 2008
09:59:19 AM
film the Novel and keep its ending
by j2talk
Nov 3rd, 2008
09:59:25 AM
Behemoth
by Merrick
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:00:18 AM
Proof reader wanted
by thinboyslim.
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:03:35 AM
I hate every ape I see
by rhcp2sweet
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:08:45 AM
Jesus Fuck.
by Johnny Smith
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:19:42 AM
How great would it be...
by :-o
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:20:10 AM

by enderandrew
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:26:04 AM
No please
by enderandrew
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:26:37 AM
Secret Of The Nimh
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:37:49 AM
they should make this using only midgets
by just pillow talk
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:40:05 AM
As long as Burton is directing
by Detective_Fingerling
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:40:15 AM
Stealing Endings
by enderandrew
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:56:22 AM
Conquest was bloody excellent
by Mr Nicholas
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:57:25 AM
i love 'beneath the planet of the apes'
by robamenta
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:06:41 AM
thats not to say i didnt love the other apes films as well
by robamenta
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:13:17 AM
Well ... why DOES the Apes concept work?
by Thunderbolt Ross
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:16:25 AM
:-o
by Lost Jarv
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:17:58 AM
Revolution of the Apes
by ChocolateJesus
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:25:14 AM
In this version, Caesar turns out to be Lancelot Link
by Snookeroo
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:30:23 AM
El Grande Rojo, weigh in!
by Archive
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:45:24 AM
And for the record,
by Archive
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:46:39 AM
Fox is envisioning Ape parkour.
by Archive
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:51:21 AM
As soon as I wrote that...
by Archive
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:55:09 AM
NOW- POST LIKE APES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dr.bulber
Nov 3rd, 2008
12:16:11 PM
Chimps are APES!
by Bully Boy
Nov 3rd, 2008
12:29:21 PM
this sounds awfully..
by StarskyandHushky
Nov 3rd, 2008
12:43:06 PM
Words to live by, Rassmguy...
by zer0cool2k2
Nov 3rd, 2008
12:44:53 PM
Stop the Planet of the Apes, I want to get off!
by Monkey Butler
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:07:58 PM
My first franchise
by Beezbo
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:08:21 PM
Danke, Merrick!
by Behemoth
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:24:31 PM
Fuck off with the remakes
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:36:25 PM
now is the opportunity to make them
by just pillow talk
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:37:59 PM
The whole subtext of Conquest
by skimn
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:38:03 PM
Have Mark Wahlberg star..
by skimn
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:39:53 PM
Burton Version
by Charlie_Allnut
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:49:54 PM
VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!!
by Leafar the Lost
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:50:13 PM
This is explained by 3 letters & 1 word:
by Cheif Brody
Nov 3rd, 2008
01:52:35 PM
Oh come ON...
by Franco Begbie
Nov 3rd, 2008
02:04:29 PM
Rechimpmagined
by Limulus Polyphemus
Nov 3rd, 2008
02:15:42 PM
Chimptastic
by Limulus Polyphemus
Nov 3rd, 2008
02:20:22 PM
Hey Ender Smites...
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Nov 3rd, 2008
02:26:14 PM
vote McCain
by blue1622
Nov 3rd, 2008
02:29:22 PM
C-MOS Needs to Be In It!!!!
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Nov 3rd, 2008
02:51:24 PM
vote McBain
by Limulus Polyphemus
Nov 3rd, 2008
03:19:25 PM
Damned Dirty Apes
by GilbertRSmith
Nov 3rd, 2008
03:21:31 PM
Sounds Kick A$$
by hallmitchell
Nov 3rd, 2008
03:58:12 PM
Genius.
by The Ghost of Marcus Brody
Nov 3rd, 2008
04:05:30 PM
Why do people hate the Burton POTA?
by Nasty In The Pasty
Nov 3rd, 2008
04:20:10 PM
Remakes usually suck
by Thot
Nov 3rd, 2008
04:25:22 PM
Are they bringing back Ricardo Montalban?
by yomomma
Nov 3rd, 2008
04:25:43 PM
If Obama wins, then we'll be ruled over by a monkey anyway
by Jeditemple
Nov 3rd, 2008
04:33:18 PM
Kim Hunter Raped my childhood.
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 3rd, 2008
04:45:33 PM
Conquest is my favorite but..........
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 3rd, 2008
04:47:44 PM
Oddly enough, I think an ESCAPE remake...
by Uncle Stan
Nov 3rd, 2008
04:48:07 PM
Jeditemple
by Limulus Polyphemus
Nov 3rd, 2008
05:11:36 PM
Sounds like a post-McCain win riot!
by Snake Foreskin
Nov 3rd, 2008
05:24:35 PM
Trolls
by yomomma
Nov 3rd, 2008
05:35:32 PM
you know....
by ChocolateJesusMan
Nov 3rd, 2008
05:46:16 PM
jeditemple???????
by fxmulder35
Nov 3rd, 2008
05:48:10 PM
Apes are more civilized than the talkbackers here...
by blackmantis
Nov 3rd, 2008
06:17:16 PM
I'd rather see a retcon of BENEATH...
by Shermdawg
Nov 3rd, 2008
06:49:52 PM
okay blackmantis
by the milf lover
Nov 3rd, 2008
06:53:36 PM
the Burton Apes was a great movie
by the milf lover
Nov 3rd, 2008
06:55:55 PM
Dear Hollywood
by TOGSolid
Nov 3rd, 2008
07:04:36 PM
Made great use of Century City, when brand new
by HereAgain
Nov 3rd, 2008
07:16:20 PM
Is this being promoted as a remake/relaunch/sequel?
by Billy Goat
Nov 3rd, 2008
07:48:28 PM
Well, this TB is evidence that...
by Bronx Cheer
Nov 3rd, 2008
08:11:12 PM
Billy Goat
by yomomma
Nov 3rd, 2008
08:22:37 PM
Apes is a product of a time that passed
by catlettuce4
Nov 3rd, 2008
08:35:42 PM
If Obama doesn't win...
by supergenius
Nov 3rd, 2008
08:39:56 PM
apes forever
by Staldo
Nov 3rd, 2008
09:03:58 PM
Tim Roth's Thade was only good part of Burtons film.
by KongMonkey
Nov 3rd, 2008
09:40:28 PM
For FUCK'S sake Hollywood...
by superunknown85
Nov 3rd, 2008
09:53:20 PM
Burton's abortion
by Staldo
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:11:42 PM
Supergenius
by yomomma
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:52:05 PM
Supergenius (cont.)
by yomomma
Nov 3rd, 2008
10:59:48 PM
Directors cut...
by javery56
Nov 3rd, 2008
11:43:39 PM
Hmmm
by deanbarry
Nov 4th, 2008
12:10:49 AM
Burton's Apes ending was from the Pierre Boulet novel
by Chishu_Ryu
Nov 4th, 2008
01:20:37 AM
Burton's apes were more scientifically accurate...
by Chishu_Ryu
Nov 4th, 2008
01:24:11 AM
The sequels to the '68 Apes film all sucked...
by Chishu_Ryu
Nov 4th, 2008
01:27:47 AM
No Roddy McDowell = No Apes
by deadboy1313
Nov 4th, 2008
01:36:22 AM
BONO IS A PEDOPHILE :
by PTSDPete
Nov 4th, 2008
01:41:18 AM
IF THEY CAN'T EVEN CHOOSE A GOOD TITLE
by Ray Gamma
Nov 4th, 2008
04:16:37 AM
WHY?
by Bobman46
Nov 4th, 2008
07:40:12 AM
this sounds more like a zombie movie...
by Circean6
Nov 4th, 2008
08:42:02 AM
Didn't we learn our lesson from Marky Mark
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Nov 4th, 2008
09:45:06 AM
I'm a fan of anything APES......
by Playkins
Nov 4th, 2008
10:08:40 AM
So basically
by ArcadianDS
Nov 4th, 2008
11:02:24 AM
Playkins, I'm a fan of the original series
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Nov 4th, 2008
11:27:41 AM
Grammaton Cleric Binks
by Stuntcock Mike
Nov 4th, 2008
11:50:29 AM
I never saw the animated series...
by Playkins
Nov 4th, 2008
12:26:17 PM
Just quell the 9/11 references FFS
by performingmonkey
Nov 4th, 2008
01:15:28 PM
Unconvinced
by Cobbio
Nov 4th, 2008
02:33:46 PM
Apes RULE!
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 4th, 2008
04:34:29 PM
It was earth all along=Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time
by Staldo
Nov 4th, 2008
05:13:32 PM

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