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Our First Review Of Tony Gilroy's DUPLICITY (Starring Clive Owen And Julia Roberts)!!!

Been wondering where Clive was by Speed Fricassee	Oct 28th, 2008 01:50:29 AM
Think he'd make a good James Bond?
bah... by deanbarry	Oct 28th, 2008 01:58:53 AM
hasn't julia roberts had her day? she has even cloned her evilness into that niece of hers. Pfft, now THERE is a talent to watch...groan.
Duplicity Schmuplicity. Bring on WATCHMEN! by grievenom	Oct 28th, 2008 02:19:54 AM
Can't wait another 5 months!
So There Is NO SQUID ? I am so not watching WATCHMEN by DURANGO66	Oct 28th, 2008 02:25:07 AM

Watching Julia Roberts Try To Act... by JethroBodine	Oct 28th, 2008 02:28:33 AM
Watching Julia Roberts try to act is like having a mean case of the bubble-guts, you know it's really shitty, and that there's just not much that can be done about it.
can't anyone just review a movie? by Monkey Butler	Oct 28th, 2008 02:31:19 AM
Stop trying to get noticed by fucking Variety. The movie actually sounds interesting, but the dickhead reviewer's "w/'s" "@'s" and multiple misspellings of the word corporate makes me want to just punch myself in the face rather than see it.
CLAYTON by The InSneider	Oct 28th, 2008 02:32:25 AM
Wow Beaks, I had no idea you were anti-Michael Clayton. You just won some points there. I liked the film just fine but I didn't feel it was worthy of all the Oscar attention last year. Just as Welbrick says, it was dramatically inert. Glad to hear Duplicity is fun but it's about time someone call out MC for what it was, a well made but dull thriller.
Monkey... by metaluna	Oct 28th, 2008 04:58:04 AM
This site long ago lost it's ability to actually review a movie. It now seems to only get excited about juvenile shit with superheroes in it. Clayton was a good movie and I think Gilroy is a good director worth keeping an eye on.
Capital Letters for f**k sake!!!!!!!!!!!! by IAmMrMonkey!	Oct 28th, 2008 05:16:43 AM
Maybe it's because I'm an English major but this review has completely pissed the fuck right out of me! Who the fuck has never heard of putting CAPITAL LETTERS at the beginning of a new sentence? Did this person not go to school? Learn to fucking write, asshole.
IAmMrMonkey! by CreasyBear	Oct 28th, 2008 06:24:34 AM
I think capitalization is going the way of the dinosaur. With texting as the primary form of written communication, capitals are going to be gone soon. Hasn't the UK already done away with the period in abbreviations for mister, doctor, etc.? Oh, and I agree with Beaks about Gilroy. He can write a mean action thriller. If he goes the upper crust route and does nothing more than Michael Clayton flicks from here on out, that would be a shame. Everything in moderation.
MULTIPLICITY = WAY BETTER MOVIE!!! by Err	Oct 28th, 2008 06:28:13 AM
"I like pizza." licks pizza, puts pizza into wallet, and folds it up.
Can't be as good as MULTIPLICITY. by HoboCode	Oct 28th, 2008 06:35:41 AM
No sir.
Julia Roberts' one acting note: HIGH TONED BITCH by reflecto	Oct 28th, 2008 07:35:26 AM
Since "Erin Brockovich" she's played nothing else. I get it, you're sassy. Fuck off, you self-obsessed bitch.
Julia cried out Lyle Lovett by Leafar the Lost	Oct 28th, 2008 07:58:27 AM

CreasyBear by IAmMrMonkey!	Oct 28th, 2008 08:32:46 AM
This review actually brings me to tears. One of the first things you learn in school is the importance of capital letters. How someone can not grasp such a SIMPLE concept is beyond me and makes me wonder if this reviewer has any sort of employment at all? Perhaps English is their fifth language or something in which case I could possibly forgive them. What next though? How about a review of AVATAR without any capital letters or full stops? "yeah avatar was great the best bit was when the ship appeared in front of the moon i never done seen anything as good as that it was good and that was just the first ten minutes later on we get the great sight of..." Sorry for being a grammar Nazi but, as I said before, English major. This kind of awful shit is my Kryptonite!
And stop writing "ya'll" by JackRabbitSlim	Oct 28th, 2008 08:36:10 AM
What feels natural in (some) people's speech comes across as affected in the written word. Just stop.
Julia Gulia by Reckoner	Oct 28th, 2008 09:35:32 AM
Julia was actually really good in Closer, especially her scenes with Clive who absolutely owned every scene he was in. I'm ready for more well-written roles like that for Clive. His line delivery in that movie is perfection. Hopefully, with Gilroy at the helm, it's sure to have good, intelligent dialogue.
I thought Julia Roberts was gonna quit or some shit.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 28th, 2008 09:52:13 AM
....GO THE FUCK AWAY. Who the fuck actually wants her back?!!
This smells like Count Dooku. by Andre the Frog	Oct 28th, 2008 10:13:13 AM
Julia Roberts - Retire that no-talent clotheshorse already.
Clayton was great by RobFromBackEast	Oct 28th, 2008 11:07:08 AM
You're losing me Beaks...
But is there a scene in which Owen calls Roberts a "fucked-up sl by bravogolfhotel	Oct 28th, 2008 11:47:51 AM
If so, my ticket is bought.
MC by Cobbio	Oct 28th, 2008 12:09:25 PM
I really liked "Michael Clayton" and though it deserved those awards. To me, there was plenty of intense, albeit less obvious drama. Plus, Clooney pulled out the best acting performance ever. Looking forward to "Duplicity."
Sorry... by Cobbio	Oct 28th, 2008 12:10:51 PM
In the above, I meant to write, "Clooney pulled out the best acting performance of his career." Whew...
Julia Roberts has hit the wall...too old for Hollywood... by Leafar the Lost	Oct 28th, 2008 02:11:43 PM
Sorry, Julia, but you have hit the wall. You are too old to star in any more future Hollywood movies. You had a good run, but now its time to retire. If you want to "star" in a Lifetime movie that will be filmed in Canada, then you got another 5-7 years left. However, for Hollywood, its over.
"I'm not a fan" (link) by Gozu	Oct 28th, 2008 02:52:15 PM
Can you not shove your tiny dick, I mean, review, into everything you cover?

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