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You're too good a writer moriarty by onusbone	Oct 21st, 2008 08:08:38 AM
Keep the phrasing simple for us review plebes, please. I had to read that fucker twice, and Im no slouch. At least, I think not.
Hahah @ Onusbone by Zerath	Oct 21st, 2008 08:12:13 AM
He's right but you should keep it up Moriarty. :)
Haunted will be VERY tricky by AdrianVeidt	Oct 21st, 2008 08:13:08 AM
And if done correctly, will struggle to write itself down to an 'R' rating. I'd be very curious to see how "Guts," for example, plays out to an audience. And that's only the first story. Thoughts?
So...who's directing what now? by loafroaster	Oct 21st, 2008 08:14:32 AM
I agree with Onusbone, a simple and succinct [Director] is directing [Movie] based on [Book] would have been handy!
Done right, this could be great... by loafroaster	Oct 21st, 2008 08:15:49 AM
...done wrong, it could be Four Rooms 2.
How many failed Palahniuk adaptations are there? by Nice Marmot	Oct 21st, 2008 08:19:09 AM
And I'd say this is just ONE fascinating announcement. The M.Night news would have been damn fascinating in the year 2000.
Shymalamadingdong is too busy making crappy movies by TylerDurden3395	Oct 21st, 2008 08:20:06 AM
that he's got to pawn his ideas off onto other crappy filmmakers?
CHOKE was pretty good by 433	Oct 21st, 2008 08:25:03 AM
Not as spectacular as it could have been, but it's a smaller story than FIGHT CLUB. It was still enjoyable.
It felt like Chuck was trying to hard in Haunted by Jonesey1111	Oct 21st, 2008 08:25:53 AM
Ohh! Look how gross and disgusting I can be! Aren't I, like, totally pushing boundaries???
Moriarty's writing... by Fico	Oct 21st, 2008 08:27:05 AM
I love his reviews, but in his news articles it gets pretty dicey. It's like he's crossing streams of his consciousness.
"a simple and succinct [Director] is directing [Movie] based on by O_Goncho	Oct 21st, 2008 08:30:39 AM
Take note Mr. Beaks.
M Night as brand... by RenoNevada2000	Oct 21st, 2008 08:30:46 AM
I'm concerned that he may be a bit late with this move. He should have done it five years ago.
...[Book]" by O_Goncho	Oct 21st, 2008 08:31:24 AM
That's right, get it all down on paper so you remember >:(
Jonesey1111 by AdrianVeidt	Oct 21st, 2008 08:31:33 AM
I agreed when I first started reading it, but by the end, I really appreciated how he could tell a story, especially something so vile and disgusting, but keep our interest not based on shockvalue, but rather on storytelling.
Also by AdrianVeidt	Oct 21st, 2008 08:33:35 AM
I apparently, it would appear, prefer the use of commas, and run-on sentences, too, to standard, normal sentences. Like Moriarty.
Anyone who still calls him "Shymalamadingdong" should be ignored by brokentusk	Oct 21st, 2008 08:34:10 AM
Honestly, "Shyamalan" isn't hard to spell or pronounce. You're just making yourself out to be a simpleton.
Haunted by TheNorthlander	Oct 21st, 2008 08:36:13 AM
is pretty fucked up in some places. A lot of that stuff's strength is in the writing though. Not sure how Guts will work out visually.
I love HAUNTED. by HoboCode	Oct 21st, 2008 08:38:15 AM
It's my second favorite Chuck book after Survivor. It's very underrated. This sounds promising.
brokentusk by TheNorthlander	Oct 21st, 2008 08:39:17 AM
I agree. If there was anything remotely clever in these people, at least they could come up with an Office Space reference or something. "Naga... Naga... Naganna work here anymore anyway."
I Guess This Could Be Good, But ... by cowboyone	Oct 21st, 2008 08:42:03 AM
I don't really see the point of attaching him to the project if he's not writing. His cred is more damaged than good at this point, no? Mori are you hoping/fishing for the writing phone call?
how the hell? by Jarek	Oct 21st, 2008 08:43:45 AM
Can Haunted be made as one movie? It'll have to be like 3 hours long to do it any justice at all.. I always saw it as more of a multi-part HBO miniseries.
Guts by AdrianVeidt	Oct 21st, 2008 08:44:13 AM
If he follows the format of the book and opens with the story of Guts, I'm curious to see how many people stick around the theater. Palahniuk said himself that he first read the story Guts at a creative writing group he attends and judged everyone's reactions in thinking about how to write his book. He said he put Guts first to make sure people could handle the rest of the book. To keep an 'R' rating, does the movie do the same?
More Guts by Tell_Your_Mom_I_Said_Hi	Oct 21st, 2008 09:01:22 AM
I will be basing my judgements on this movie on whether or not Guts will have the same effect for me as the book did: whether or not I can look at peanuts and corn the same way again. If the filmmakers can evoke the same gut-wrenching reaction as the book, then they will have done a decent job already.
But with Guts... by AdrianVeidt	Oct 21st, 2008 09:12:53 AM
It's EASY to see something that grosses you out. It's the description by Palahniuk that is most impressive. I will not be impressed by simply showing me something gross. I need the storytelling that kept Haunted interesting.
Haunted by HotShott	Oct 21st, 2008 09:14:51 AM
was one of the worst books I have ever read.
I agree with Hotshott by Monkey Butler	Oct 21st, 2008 09:21:58 AM
And I thought the Shyamalamadingdong thing was a reference to that song from Grease.
I agree with Adrian Veidt by Vegas	Oct 21st, 2008 09:28:59 AM
the interesting thing about Guts wasn't that it was gross, it was that it was also kind of hysterical. The ability to make a reader laugh while at the same time fighting the urge to wretch is not something you find very often, and lost in all they hype about people fainting and vomiting at readings was the fact that Guts is probably the funniest thing Palahniuk has ever written. "If I ever told you what it tasted like, you'd never eat calamari again." Fucking priceless.
I still want "Rant." by Fawst	Oct 21st, 2008 09:31:09 AM
It would be tough to adapt, but it would be a fantastic movie, I think.
Haunted by red_weed	Oct 21st, 2008 09:37:16 AM
the first novel i ever bought with my own money. and the only novel of his i've read. Guts is teh best eva
Its not that Mori's articles are too meaty by ArcadianDS	Oct 21st, 2008 10:12:18 AM
its the narcissistic insistence that his text be red in color that makes it hard to read. Seriously the guy has a major Jesus Complex going on. Red text gimme a break.
you have got to be kidding me. M. Night? Relevant still? by geraldbeans	Oct 21st, 2008 10:23:16 AM
M. Night has become a walking punchline in this town. Anything he puts his hands on is likewise a punchline. Although a tad too into himself, he genuinely does seem like a nice guy. But each movie of his has gotten progressively worse. Just goes to show. Write/direct one great movie in this town, they give you the keys to the kingdom for a loooooong time.
Night Hate. by fivezero	Oct 21st, 2008 10:48:03 AM
lame lame lame. everyone needs to stop hating on this guy. yes, he's made some really rough failures, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have some really awesome films in his future. also, his producing films for up and coming film directors is an excellent idea. can't wait to see how that pans out. i love when new directors get a shot!
"meaner than Gaspar Noe..." by Knuckleduster	Oct 21st, 2008 11:09:46 AM
Not. Possible.
Should have been the other way round... by JackBauer24	Oct 21st, 2008 11:10:46 AM
Shyamalan should start directing some OTHER people's scripts. He's a talented filmmaker, but his scripts suck.
Shymalamadingdong... by p0llk4t	Oct 21st, 2008 11:20:17 AM
Has nothing to do with spelling or pronunciation...but has everything to do with scorn and ridicule. Having said that, I agree, it's tired.
Haunted was his best book, with Lullaby a close second by dr sauch	Oct 21st, 2008 11:40:42 AM
Palahaniuk is always better when he goes full Gothic.
Every filmmaker/auteur gets their turn of the wheel. by TiVo1138	Oct 21st, 2008 12:01:11 PM
M. Night is no different. He'll be back. And so will you. Probably for The Last Airbender.
"The Crappening" by dirtsandwich	Oct 21st, 2008 12:08:15 PM
Other then Zooey being lickable, the movie blows horse cock. It was nice to see people cow-necking themselves, but the suspense, well there's wasn't any. The most boring suicide movie I've seen. Good idea/premise. Poorly executed. I like the idea of "Gaia" Earth shaking off the pests and parasites that leech off of it, just add some sack to it, that's all. I don't mean a kid's head getting a hole blown through it.
I agree, Night Chronicles should be reversed by Vern	Oct 21st, 2008 12:30:43 PM
I love the way he directed a couple of those movies, the way he moved the camera around. But with LADY IN THE WATER and THE HAPPENING it's clear that he has lost his mind. Usually I don't understand it when people make a big deal out of a director's ego, but you couldn't have a more clear cut case than LADY IN THE WATER, where he cast himself as a dude whose writing is so brilliant it is literally going to save the world. With THE HAPPENING it seems like he has just completely lost track of what is not laughable in a movie and how human beings react to things and speak to each other. I was really hoping he would take a step back, find a really good script by someone else and direct the hell out of it. But I guess not. And isn't the twist endings the reason people got sick of him before his movies even turned terrible? Now he wants to just spread those around to other directors? Also, thank you Brokentusk for calling out the "Shamalongadingdong" idiots. Calling people names in general is playground bully/George Bush league shit, but that one's especially lame because the premise of why it's supposedly funny is "look at these cultures different from my own, with their crazy names, it is so funny and silly how the name is not Jones or Smith, ha ha ha".
I would... by Harold-Sherbort	Oct 21st, 2008 12:36:10 PM
..like to see Survivor before anything else.
So HAUNTED by Series7	Oct 21st, 2008 12:47:46 PM
Is being made into a movie? Not a HBO or Showtime miniseries? That's stupid, plus Haunted is Chucks lamest book. Its like Chuck for dummies. Choke was good, but it was Chucks second worst book as well. Hopefully is Invisible Monsters or Survivor are ever made they are made better then the book like Fight Club was.
M Night by Series7	Oct 21st, 2008 12:51:03 PM
Should make a Twilight Zone series update for one of the cable networks. Or make the inevitable Walking Dead series (hopefully Kirkman is smart enough to not turn it into just a couple of movies). Again needs to be a series on one of the cable networks, I think M. Knight could do a decent job at making them.
What happened? by Unnatural	Oct 21st, 2008 01:15:03 PM
I dug The Sixth Sense, I loved Unbreakable, and I throughly enjoyed Signs (which was on TV last week and held up very well). I just don't know what happened. I haven't enjoyed the last few attempts. Maybe it's time for an Unbreakable 2 or something.
Ex-Drummer was one of the most fucked up, craziest films I've ev by Bungion Boy	Oct 21st, 2008 01:20:31 PM
That said, Koen Mortier is the perfect match for Palahniuk. While I disagreed with some of the adaptation choices Clark Gregg made with Choke, I liked the film overall. I thought he nailed the tone and it was one of the best parts Sam Rockwell had ever had. Mortier certainly is in the same world as Chuck. This is very interesting news. Oh. And cool. Definitely cool.
way to back into a story, Mori by oisin5199	Oct 21st, 2008 01:40:14 PM
This was a very convoluted post that I also had to read several times to get what was going on. It's as if you've assumed we've already read the news story, giving us stream of consciousness tangents before you outline the actual story. As an English comp teacher, I have to cry foul!
This story still no makes no fucking sense by RobertBaron	Oct 21st, 2008 02:32:34 PM
and I've read it 6 times. What I can gather is this... Koen Mortier is adapting and/ or directing Palanhiuk's Haunted. MEANWHILE, The Dowdles are writing and directing a MNS produced thing (movie, anthology, tv show, what? I don't know) called Night Chronicles. Am I right?
BROKENTUSKALUSKA by Toonol	Oct 21st, 2008 03:14:51 PM
You're right on. Making fun of names is something most of us outgrow in the 6th grade... but a lot of people with severely arrested development have still figured out how to get online.
last M. night fan by hank quinlan	Oct 21st, 2008 03:21:20 PM
I guess I'm now in the minority who eagerly await Night's latest movie. I still feel like when I go to see his films I will see something I have never seen in a mainstream movie. His structure, set ups and pay offs and dialogue are unique to him. And of course his direction. He makes the most of his influences. And here's the thing...it's all out of his head. No video game, no comic book, no tv remake. And it's not an art film. It's designed to be entertaining and appeal to a broad audience. I'm always surpised how much people have turned on his films. His ego is huge. But so is his talent. I get the gripes. But it all comes together for me. Yes Village and Lady in the Water were flawed but I really enjoyed the Happening. I mean versus what? Max Payne? Maybe it's just me. I still can't wait to see what the guy does next.
Me please by Brendon	Oct 21st, 2008 03:22:28 PM
I'll do a Night Chronicle. Go on, Night. Gimme a shot. Ahem.
Hank - You're Not Alone by Toonol	Oct 21st, 2008 03:31:41 PM
WE are alone. I also look forward to anything Night will do. Even the failures are fascinating. "The Happening" didn't work; it was one of those failures... but it was still a Hell of a lot more interesting than "Transformers".
This article was too difficult to understand. by GQtaste	Oct 21st, 2008 03:56:32 PM
Had no f'ing idea what he was trying to get across here.
"Be scientific, douchebag!" by Nasty In The Pasty	Oct 21st, 2008 03:57:14 PM
The Happening is HILARIOUSLY AWFUL.
Uhhh.... by TheRealMoriarty	Oct 21st, 2008 04:59:54 PM
... okay, let's try the version for those of you who this this is "too hard" to read. There is a book called HAUNTED. Koen Mortier will make a film version of it. There will be a film series called NIGHT CHRONICLES. The Dowdles will make the first one. Sorry if I used big words or offered some opinion or analysis. God forbid.
It wasn't the words... by RobertBaron	Oct 21st, 2008 05:09:32 PM
...It was the order they were in.
As someone who coincidentally finished reading Haunted by henrydalton	Oct 21st, 2008 06:00:02 PM
just the other week... I have no idea how they'd adapt this. In fact, I even thought that WHILST I was reading it, with no idea that it was going to be made. It's not just the utterly, ridiculously graphic nature of it, it's the whole structure of the book (essentially largely a collection of short stories) - it REALLY doesn't lend itself to a feature adaptation easily. Nevertheless, I've gotta say I'm intrigued...
Brokentusk: Pointing Out Stupidity Since 1997. by brokentusk	Oct 21st, 2008 06:09:48 PM
Mori, I particularly like the post criticizing your use of red text - which apparently makes you a pretentious asshole - when it's clear the only reason you've ever used the different colour is to distinguish yourself from every other writer on this site. I'm an M. Night apologist, but there is no excuse for LADY IN THE WATER and THE HAPPENING. Wasn't he offered the chance to adapt THE LIFE OF PI at one stage? Now THAT would have been a perfect match of director and material. The best part about THE HAPPENING is the way Mark Whalberg's voice rises in pitch the more puzzled he is. It makes for a great drinking game.
Moriarity by Paul Bucciarelli	Oct 21st, 2008 06:45:16 PM
Quit talking down to your audience you prig. Also, everyone knows you're real name. Why are you still using the goofy username. Yeah, yeah, great villain's name but grow up already.
i love shymalan by ranma627	Oct 21st, 2008 07:44:42 PM
but I can't vouch for Happening and Lady in the Water. I saw Signs the other day and just wondered, what the hell happened? But I still get excited whenever I see his name attached to something.
and moriarty by ranma627	Oct 21st, 2008 07:47:20 PM
I like you, you're my favorite reviewer on this site but lately, you really have been talking down to the talkbackers on here. What ever happened to freedom of speech? People are going to say what they're going to say and just talking shit back to them is something a child does. Just ignore it, it's not hurting anyone.
Hank - "unique"?! by half vader	Oct 21st, 2008 09:05:39 PM
You haven't seen many films, have you? Check out this guy, "Alfred Hitchcock"! You might enjoy his stuff!!
Many have tried and failed? by spire_walk	Oct 21st, 2008 09:40:48 PM
They tried and died.
I guess SHYAMALAN CHRONICLES wasn't catchy enough... by JackIsLost	Oct 21st, 2008 09:58:59 PM
But you know that was his first choice. Honestly, the man has lost his ever-loving mind. M. Night should make a romantic comedy.
okay, let's try the version for those of you who this this is "t by Monkey Butler	Oct 21st, 2008 10:50:08 PM
OK, I understood it perfectly the first time, but that is hilarious
"too hard" to read. by Monkey Butler	Oct 21st, 2008 10:50:40 PM
should be the rest of the headline
grindbug by Bloo	Oct 22nd, 2008 12:12:12 AM
unforutantly that doesn't always pay the bills, sometimes you have to take shit jobs in order to do what you want to do. Look at John Cassavettes, he acted in a lot of shit just so he could have the money to make projects that were close to him
No Moriarty by lucasdefender	Oct 22nd, 2008 01:07:27 AM
You are the best man on this site with your critique of things and passion in conveying them. When you post on here I will read it even if I could care about its content. You are well trusted by me with film. Honestly. But, I do think that with this post, you could have given a brief 1 2 3 first. Thats all. done.
Please, rewatch The Village by MrFloppy	Oct 22nd, 2008 02:55:18 AM
from the point of view it's not an horror movie. Blame Disney, but not the movie. It's not flawed, it's not bad. It's just a fucking masterpiece. Lady In The Water, a bit down, but still pretty well directed. The Happenning, just bad.
Haunted is a bizzare upstairs/downstairs movie by s0nicdeathmonkey	Oct 22nd, 2008 03:00:58 AM
On one level it is lowest common denominator shock value. But at the same time, the structure implies something larger. And he goes to great lengths to allude to important philosophical ideas and historical references that will confuse and bore anyone reading just for the gory bits.----It will be very interesting to see how they do Venus and how they visually display the fact that the magic box clearly contains a portal to Venus. Also, I wonder how they will do the melding of the reality and the fiction that occurs at the end. hmm
But the fatal flaw of the books by s0nicdeathmonkey	Oct 22nd, 2008 03:13:20 AM
is that every character speaks and writes just like Chuck. He makes no attempt to differentiate their voices. This is in part due to the fact that the book started as a short story collection (until his agent told him that short story collections don't sell). It is also due in part to the fact that Palahunuik writes novels on a template. A good template, but a template all the same.
Paul Bucciarelli by deanbarry	Oct 22nd, 2008 06:16:53 AM
Prig? WTF is that? And yeah, Moriarty uses that moniker instead of Drew. What's that got to do with growing up? You just insulted every talkbacker on this site.
i Always wanted to see Haunted as A miniseries by Timahh	Oct 22nd, 2008 07:31:02 AM
theres too much good stuff in there for it to be a 2-2.5 hour movie. i cant imagine a world in which that makes a good movie.
Mori. by HoboCode	Oct 22nd, 2008 08:40:16 AM
The article is convoluted. What does the Night Chronicles have to do with the Haunted film adaptation? It's still not clear. Child rearing getting to you? You've been such a shit lately. No disrespect. Get some sleep.
Moriarty as "great villain's name" by chrth	Oct 22nd, 2008 08:55:10 AM
Name, yes. But everyone knows Moriarty was actually Holmes.
deanberry by Paul Bucciarelli	Oct 22nd, 2008 09:26:32 AM
prig: one who irritates by rigid or pointed observation of properties. Now a prig would have just replied to you "Don't you know what a dictionary is?"
Ranma by Yeah I Wrote That	Oct 22nd, 2008 11:05:04 AM
In case you are somehow missing the inherent hypocrisy of your post: Do not attempt to champion freedom of speech while telling someone else to keep their comments to themselves.
Great book, won't work as a movie by Homer Sexual	Oct 22nd, 2008 12:49:41 PM
I love Haunted. Lullabye and Survivor are my favorites, but Haunted is with Invisible Monsters as one of my second-favorites. However, it is essentially a bunch of short stories linked by a through-line, and the through-line is the weakness of the book. The individual stories are generally outstanding, but there are like 20 of them. A movie would have to focus on just a few of the stories and the throughline. I imagine the movie would almost totally ignore the stories, which defeats the purpose. On another note, just watched The Happening on PPV and it was laughably horrible, which is just what I was expecting. I can't believe anyone can defend MSM at this point. He did one very good (though overrated) movie with th Sixth Sense. He has been on a steady decline ever since. He actually is sort of like Chuck P, except the Chuck's humor is intentional while M. Night is deadly serious and actually thinks his terrible, laughable work is profound. He blows.
and deanberry... by Paul Bucciarelli	Oct 22nd, 2008 04:33:35 PM
usernames are for the childish and/or cowardly. It used to be that If you wrote a letter to the editor of a magazine or newspaper and wanted to see it printed, you either provided your name or requested that it be withheld. In the case of McWeeney, my point is why does he still use it when his real identity is known? He's a professional now and time to act and write like one. That's where the "grow up" comes from. Username's allow people to make the most vile, insulting, and dishonest comments without fear of reprisal.
Mori, please proofread your text. by Bob Cryptonight	Oct 22nd, 2008 08:28:06 PM
When reading it, pretend you have no idea what it is about. That will help you see that you often don't structure paragraphs coherently.
Paul Bucciarelli by Bob Cryptonight	Oct 22nd, 2008 08:31:26 PM
I believe he still uses "Moriarty" because he is somewhat embarrassed by his last name, McWeeney. That's the way it seems, anyway.
Whoa! Paul... by half vader	Oct 22nd, 2008 09:58:49 PM
did it not occur to you that your username comment above perfectly matched the previous post where you defined "prig"?!
Bob by Paul Bucciarelli	Oct 22nd, 2008 10:01:27 PM
I never thought of that but you're probably correct. At least his folks had the good sense not to name him Richard (Dick) or Peter. A girl in my neighborhood growing up had thew last name of Hood. Her idiotic parents named her Robin. Every time her name was called out over the PA in school t was met with howls of laughter not unlike Quasimodo's reception at the Festival of Fools
half vader by Paul Bucciarelli	Oct 22nd, 2008 10:03:22 PM
Of course it did. Ain't hypocrisy grand?
P.S. by half vader	Oct 22nd, 2008 10:15:38 PM
And seeing as you keep mixing up specific (directed at Mori) and generic (including TBers) opinions about usernames, does it not seem ridiculous to have thousands of Tbers all posting under "name withheld"?! Oh and ;) BTW. Just being a prig. User names also let comments stand for themselves without identity getting in the way where the TBs are concerned. How many times have we seen comments that are so biased against thye person the original point is forgotten for a character assassination, and conversely if some celeb posts here most become sycophants and backpeddlers. Your comments are myopic. You don't even mention the whole 'spy' naming thing of the early days, which seems to have pretty much passed now. Finally, I AM aware of the irony of posting this under my own username (although I admit that one only works if you're English or Aussie/Kiwi - should I change it to "name withheld?!). But considering I am in the industry, AND I've worked on some big/shit films, at least I can say things without being railroaded by "what would YOU know, those films SUCKED!" every time. NOW do you start to see the advantages? Why did King start writing as Bachman? Huh? Do you also understand the concept of 'fun'? Sure ten years laer we're all getting old and grumpy and the newbies are stupider than ever, but I will stand by user names for the simple joy of gifting the world with monikers like "Paddy O'Furniture"! Gold, I tells ya! Where "Mori" Is concerned, I don't see the hypocrisy regarding the names. "Moriarty" is a film fan and critic, Drew McWeeney writes scripts. Probably not in red. Zing!
Paul. by half vader	Oct 22nd, 2008 10:20:14 PM
Sorry, posted before I saw your last one. I take back the sense of humour comments.
Unfortunate names by half vader	Oct 22nd, 2008 10:22:36 PM
I had a teacher named Miss Hore. And in the same class, a girl with the initials V.D. Lots of sniggering in that class.
Usernames by deanbarry	Oct 23rd, 2008 12:22:35 AM
On a public forum such as this is to protect ones identity, yes? I say that is rather prudent, unless you want everyone on the net to know who you are? This day and age it is way to easy to track people's private information. Identity theft is rampant. So i use a nick name/username, so that I am am not vilified or harrassed on another forum, or worse still, REAL LIFE. I like my private life private. As do you, I am sure Paul. Just because we choose not to have our full names broadcast to the world doesn't mean we have to grow up! This site is about movie fans discussing, arguing about and loving movies. It's meant to be F.U.N. But then, there always has to be a "Prig" to spoil that. Enjoy your life Paul. Hope you get to smile every once in awhile without having to be the social conscience dictating who is in need of growing up. Take a look in the mirror first. deanbarry...over and out :)
PS: by deanbarry	Oct 23rd, 2008 12:27:26 AM
And in the case of Moriarty...fuck! Let the dude have some friggen fun with it.
dingleberry by Paul Bucciarelli	Oct 23rd, 2008 01:28:59 AM
I had all of the mirrors removed after my last birthday. Sorry.
Name calling now? by deanbarry	Oct 23rd, 2008 01:45:18 AM
Lol....whatever dude. I said my piece.
Deanbearry by Paul Bucciarelli	Oct 23rd, 2008 07:55:45 AM
I'm just having fun. Isn't that what you want. Fuck you and saying your piece. You can go back to blowing "Mori" now.

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