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Well good. After terrence howard got the axe, Glad SLJ is comin
by Lucidz
Oct 20th, 2008
12:06:09 PM
SLJ could use a good franchise. He's had some rough luck lately.
Motherfuckin' good news
by Franklin T Marmoset
Oct 20th, 2008
12:06:29 PM
About Nick Motherfuckin' Fury.
Good stuff
by matalo
Oct 20th, 2008
12:07:38 PM
S.H.I.E.L.D. mothafucka!
by Heckles
Oct 20th, 2008
12:07:55 PM
I'm an Avengers Initiative laying motherfucka, motherfucka!
wow, now THAT is a Nick Fury performance
by just pillow talk
Oct 20th, 2008
12:07:59 PM
Bravo David, Bravo!
Will they need to get a new acronym?
by Wheel99
Oct 20th, 2008
12:08:19 PM
M.F'n.S.H.I.E.L.D.M.Fer
It is hard to beat The Hoff
by Franklin T Marmoset
Oct 20th, 2008
12:08:25 PM
Probably better not to try.

To date, the only organism successfully able to best The Hoff was that burger he was so hilariously unable to eat.

Damn you, slippery burger!

Wow, what's with the language Frankie?
by just pillow talk
Oct 20th, 2008
12:08:53 PM
Sheesh.

Cunt.

I've had it with these motherfucking Avengers on this motherfuck
by Err
Oct 20th, 2008
12:09:32 PM
AOAQ - Avengers on a Quinjet.
The little boy inside of me is jumping for joy
by BenBraddock
Oct 20th, 2008
12:09:34 PM
Wish he'd stop, it's making me queasy
The Hoff is a magical creature
by just pillow talk
Oct 20th, 2008
12:09:35 PM
Much like the Unicorn or the Loch Ness Monster.
damn cutoffs....on this mutherfucking Quinjet!
by Err
Oct 20th, 2008
12:10:09 PM
Fuck you, motherfucker! (jpt, I mean)
by Franklin T Marmoset
Oct 20th, 2008
12:14:07 PM
Drunk The Hoff versus drunk The Jack would be quite a fight, I reckon. The Jack should watch the tape of The Hoff's defeat at the hands of that slippery, slippery burger for tactical tips.

Falling out of the bun appears to be key when facing The Hoff.

"I'm getting sick and tired...
by Kid Z
Oct 20th, 2008
12:18:21 PM
...of all these muthafucken Hydra agents on this muthafucken helicarrier!!!"
mmmmmm Lisa Rinna
by the milf lover
Oct 20th, 2008
12:24:03 PM
I forgot she was in that! She was hot, not so much anymore...
Ow! My motherfuckin eye!
by versatol
Oct 20th, 2008
12:27:53 PM
Now I gotta wear a motherfuckin patch for the rest of my motherfuckin life!
I prefer to think that The Hoff would have
by just pillow talk
Oct 20th, 2008
12:29:54 PM
learned about his unfortunate slip up with the burger, and be able to handle drunk The Jack.

You dirty FF loving cunt!

and what the fuck are you doing at the office?
by just pillow talk
Oct 20th, 2008
12:30:16 PM
Get the fuck outta there!
It's a busy week, jpt
by Franklin T Marmoset
Oct 20th, 2008
12:34:06 PM
Finishing up before heading off to pastures new and whatnot.

Not that I'm getting much finished, what with spending my time writing daffy comments about an actor with a drinking problem and all that.

Still, acoholism is funny. Very funny.

P.S. It is true that I love FF, and I may well be a cunt (what the fuck, I am very much a cunt a good deal of the time), but I would like it known that I am an extremely clean FF loving cunt. It is important that I clear that up. My mum might be reading this, and I don't want her thinking I don't shower and put on clean underwear, jpt.

geez...that was no worse that Cage as
by crankyoldguy
Oct 20th, 2008
12:35:01 PM
Johnny Elvis Blaze and Rinna does have that DSL factor...and I don't mean high-speed internet.
It is especially funny when you spell it incorrectly
by Franklin T Marmoset
Oct 20th, 2008
12:35:07 PM
D'oh!
woah! I don't want mum Marmoset to read that
by just pillow talk
Oct 20th, 2008
12:39:09 PM
Tis all in good fun mum Marmoset. Honest. Frankie's a good clean cunt of a boy. Honest.
I'M THE DIRECTOR OF S.H.I.E.L.D...
by Jarados
Oct 20th, 2008
12:39:43 PM
You have to do what I say!
Bring back Hoff as Fury!
by GunterMonkey
Oct 20th, 2008
12:40:31 PM
This is a blatant disrespect of the source material!!!
I guess this will be rated R....
by Karl Childers
Oct 20th, 2008
12:41:13 PM
In all honesty...
by Franklin T Marmoset
Oct 20th, 2008
12:42:11 PM
My mother would be horrified if she read some of the shit I write on this wesbite.

HORRIFIED.

She did not raise me to have such a foul mouth, or to be so fascinated by nonsense.

Clearly, I am a terrible disappointment...

what your mom didnt like FF, Frank?
by the milf lover
Oct 20th, 2008
12:48:36 PM
lines of dialogue from the Avengers movie
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Oct 20th, 2008
12:49:24 PM
"aight muthafuckers lets line this shit up...wait...where the fuuu...IRON MAN!!!...getcha ya fuckin ass down here muthafucker quit zoomin ya ass around wit all that flyin bewlshit...fuck... hey HULK!!!...get yo green pants splittin muthafuckin ass ova here, huddle-the-fuck UP god-dammit i don't get paid fo this shit!!!"
renouncing the FF is the first step Frankie
by just pillow talk
Oct 20th, 2008
12:49:53 PM
baby steps...
He does look like class Fury, but
by V'Shael
Oct 20th, 2008
12:52:58 PM
that clip only gave me one question. Was that German daughter banging her German daddy?
Sam's good, but he's not the Hoff.
by Dragon Man
Oct 20th, 2008
01:12:58 PM
Sam Jackson is just a mere mortal. The Hoff is like the Shat -- beyond cool.
The Hoffinator
by scottishnutjob
Oct 20th, 2008
01:13:54 PM
Is it just me or was the Hoff totally awesome in that? Man I wish he'd gotten more parts in more movies. That's exactly the kind of superhero type acting so many actors suck at these days. Also a time when women in movies were hot not just hyped. Good luck SLJ, you'll need it.
I'M TIRED OF THIS MOTHAFUCKIN IRON, IN THIS MOTHAFUCKIN MAN!
by Galactic
Oct 20th, 2008
01:22:59 PM
plz say that.
Dare I speak blasphemy?
by Royston Lodge
Oct 20th, 2008
01:32:00 PM
I really don't think Nick Fury will translate well to the big screen, and here's the ironic/counter-intuitive reason why: Nick Fury is too much like a traditional action movie character. Fury, SHIELD, etc. It's pretty much the basic "Secret Government Spy Agency" story. To me, SHIELD was just a way for Marvel to get an action movie archetype we've seen a bajillion times before into their comic books. That's not a criticism as SHIELD is a big and great part of the Marvel Universe. But to then take a well-worn movie archetype that was simply (IMHO) recycled for the comic books, and then recycle it again onto the big screen will result in "merely" yet another spy/action movie, albeit one set in the Marvel Universe. I just don't see how to make a big-screen version of the archetype that's fresh and original. Fans have FINALLY been given the version of James Bond that we've been craving, thanks to Daniel Craig. It's asking too much for Nick Fury to compete with that. (Dislaimer time!) With respect, of course... That's just my humble opinion... Based on controlled laboratory experiments... Your mileage may vary...
ricarleite
by Vic Twenty
Oct 20th, 2008
01:37:17 PM
After the credits roll, Sam the Man shows Tony Stark his security system ain't all that.
Damn that Hoff clip is cool
by David Cloverfield
Oct 20th, 2008
01:42:39 PM
Makes me want to see it.
That clip was awesome
by Flipao
Oct 20th, 2008
01:52:50 PM
Ben Stiller = THIEF
by Forsakyn
Oct 20th, 2008
01:57:41 PM
It's obvious that Ben Stiller's Mr. Furious is a direct copy The Hoff's fantastic performance. Ben - you should be ashamed!
Has Ult. Nick Fury ever said 'motherfucker" in the comics?
by blindambition238
Oct 20th, 2008
01:59:58 PM
Cause that would have been really... stupid.
Walk da Earf, like Kane in Kung Fu.
by Baron Karza
Oct 20th, 2008
02:00:49 PM
Or Nick Fury.
I'M MOTHAFUCKIN NICK FURY
by turketron
Oct 20th, 2008
02:05:06 PM
YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY

Props to Jarados above for also remembering the one good thing that will ever come from Lakeview Terrace. Mind you, I haven't seen the movie but SLJ's "I'm the Police!" line is classic.

... BITCH!
by YotzVonFrelnik
Oct 20th, 2008
02:10:06 PM
Sorry, needed that
Badass. As if I wasn't looking forward to...
by hallmitchell
Oct 20th, 2008
02:16:58 PM
Iron Man 2. This is going to be huge. Who would have thought that Iron Man would have pipped Indiana Jones at the Box office in the USA.
Samuel L. Jackson Is Now A Joke Of His Own Making!!!
by Media Messiah
Oct 20th, 2008
02:18:38 PM
As he appeared on the screen in Iron Man, I felt nothing except for the fact that his appearance suddenly made the film seem cheap!!! Why??? Because Sam Jackson will take any film now, quality doesn't matter, all that matters is the size of the paycheck. His name being associated with a film now means horrible things, where it once meant quality, and called to you to support it!!! He has delivered nothing but soft performances in his last dozen plus films, if you can even call them performances...and if you can even call them films, as they are awful???

His career has now become a joke, as well as much of his acting, all by his own hand...the hand of greed and gluttony!!! And for a man who used to be one of the most respected actors in the business, if not the most respected actor, that is a mighty big fall to take, indeed!!!
hoff should appear anyway
by Staldo
Oct 20th, 2008
02:38:08 PM
The Hoff should appear in a supporting role as one of the howling commandos, they didn't retcon those guys out of existence, did they? He could be kidnapped by the Mandarin's thugs, stripped down and forced to eat burgers on a dirty floor.
Yes its true
by Charlie_Allnut
Oct 20th, 2008
02:40:42 PM
Iron Man wouldn't have sucked if the Hoff had been given the opportunity to save it.
Model of Fury's (Hoff's) ship in TORONTO!
by Demode
Oct 20th, 2008
02:43:45 PM
The model they used in the TV movie is hanging off the ceiling in a used record and toy shop in Toronto, called Monster Records, on Yonge Street. The model is freaking huge, and actually quite impressive looking. I was kind of surprised to see there. Anyone ever wants to check it out, you should go see it there.
Nick Fury's Howlin' Muthafuckin' Avengers!
by dihay
Oct 20th, 2008
02:45:55 PM
Directed by Andy Dick.
Can Nick Fury get a purple lightsaber, too?
by PirateEmery
Oct 20th, 2008
02:46:51 PM
I'm sure that if SLJ asks really nicely, the director gives him anything he wants.
IF you need to be reminded that Sam Jackson can act.
by Royston Lodge
Oct 20th, 2008
03:07:59 PM
Go out and rent The Red Violin, in which Samuel L. Jackson plays a violin expert contracted by an auction house to appraise a shipment of very rare violins, violas, and cellos that have recently been discovered in China. He doesn't drop the MF bomb once in the entire movie, the flick's about violins, and STILL he manages to come off as bad-ass. The look of disbelief that he gives this other expert when the other expert says that he'd like to disassemble a priceless violin to see how it was made is just priceless. It's like he says Muthafucka with his eyes!
The Red Violin, again...
by Royston Lodge
Oct 20th, 2008
03:09:39 PM
In case you're curious about this gem from Sam Jackson's filography, here's the wiki entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T he_Red_Violin
Royston
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Oct 20th, 2008
03:19:18 PM
interesting...although i'd probably have to prop my eyes open with tooth picks to stay awake all throughout...given your description this movie comes off as visual Ambien...i'd have to watch this mid-day...when i'm most awake and alert.
atleast hasslehoff looks the part, lol...
by Warcraft
Oct 20th, 2008
03:21:02 PM
you know it's true.
Glad to hear that.
by mrfan
Oct 20th, 2008
03:34:31 PM
Hell, include General Ross and Bruce Banner in a cameo also.
Samual L. Jackson...GOD...
by otm shank
Oct 20th, 2008
03:35:18 PM
"I'm a mushroom cloud laying muthafucka, muthafucka! I'm supafly tnt! I'm the guns of the navarone!
Sam Jackson = Nic Cage
by Philvis
Oct 20th, 2008
03:48:16 PM
They are only separated by the color of the skin. Their character performances are always the same. I will give Sam Jackson credit for The Red Violin. He really stepped away from himself in that one. The Hoff owns Nick Fury though!
That Hoff clip...
by JimBobCooter
Oct 20th, 2008
03:53:24 PM
Don't blame it all on Hoff... screenplay by David S. Goyer.
Melvin-Pelvis
by odo19
Oct 20th, 2008
04:12:36 PM
I totally feel the same way.....yet I know years from now I'll be flipping though the dials and a movie with him will come on and a massive wave of nostalgia will come over me and I'll fall in love with him all over again.
S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters in Cloud City?
by GunterMonkey
Oct 20th, 2008
04:13:21 PM
That clip was awesome...and how about the near kiss--I thought they were gonna kiss. Those near kisses get me every time!
The Helicarrier miniature is in Toronto.
by DirkBelig
Oct 20th, 2008
04:22:25 PM
There's a little comic book/used CD place on Yonge between College/Carlton and Bloor that has this hanging from its ceiling. Can't recall the name, but it's on the West side of the street, closer to Bloor. You're welcome.
WOW...Hasselhoff vs. Sammual L. Jackson
by Steepdog1
Oct 20th, 2008
05:18:04 PM
The only example needed of why sometimes casting against source material race is a good idea. Now, if they would only cast Mark Whalburg as Black Lightning...
Hell yeah............................ ...........................
by crackerfarmboy
Oct 20th, 2008
05:23:56 PM
Bring on the Avengers. Branagh on Thor, Iron Man 2, and Captain America...let's lock and load mother fucker!!!
Who said they're casting against source material..?
by CeejayNightwing
Oct 20th, 2008
05:25:53 PM
The version of the Avengers and specifically Nick Fury is partially based on the 'ULTIMATES' universe of Marvel comics. In that timeline or universe, Nick Fury is a black man and looks like Sam Jackson. The artists who drew that comic based his appearance on Sam Jackson so it's only natural he should play the part of this version of Nick Fury. D.Hasselhoff's version of Nick Fury is the classic version of the comic character, that version is not as realistically delivered in the comics as the Ultimate line of stories have managed to deliver with its version of superheroes and that's why they've not gone with it for the movie.
don't fuck with Hasselhoff
by palooka_boy
Oct 20th, 2008
05:33:38 PM
Hasselhoff IS Nick Fury
Sarcasm is so hard to type...
by Steepdog1
Oct 20th, 2008
05:39:24 PM
UM yeah...didn't need a whole "Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons" dissertation on the history of the Nick Fury Character. In "Marvel Apes" Captain America is a Gorilla. That doesn't mean he should be a gorilla in the movie. My comment was really just a knock at Hasselhoff... I know about the Ultimate version...but that version as well was created AGAINST the source material's character's race...thus still making my comment accurate. I meant against the original version of the character...I'm just not comic-nerdy enough to care about explaining that in detail.
Nick Fury and stunt casting
by Mosquito March
Oct 20th, 2008
05:39:49 PM
Didn't they already do that when they cast Angelina Jolie as a female Nick Fury in SKY CAPTAIN? Once they knew they had Downey for Stark and Norton for Banner, they should have kept a certain level of class and thrown money at Clooney to be the classic Nick Fury. Sam Jackson was in fucking SNAKES ON A PLANE and JUMPER, for chrissakes. Lucas pulled the same shit with Mace Windu. "Hey, I'm making a new STAR WARS! Let's hire Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, and...Samuel L. Jackson..." Whop-wah...
No.
by bc1970
Oct 20th, 2008
05:42:37 PM
I'm in the minority "No SLJ" camp. Gary Sinese. Viggo. Thanks for nothing Ultimates.
I wont go that far...
by Steepdog1
Oct 20th, 2008
05:47:09 PM
I have to actually agree with Ceejay that Jackson being the actual basis for at least one comic version of the character kinda exempts him from being "stunt casting." That' almost like saying casting John Malcovich in "Being John Malcovich" was stunt casting. While I agree Clooney would make decent "Classic" Fury, I have no problem with Jackson in the part.
So, it was stunt casting in the comic, too.
by Mosquito March
Oct 20th, 2008
05:57:57 PM
I kind of hate that we're stuck with a Jackson Fury just because of the Ultimates, and just because Jackson is always available for everything and anything.
funny you should mention Fury
by rben
Oct 20th, 2008
05:58:51 PM
i have a modest comic collection and recently moved so i'm probably going to sell em at a local store friday. the ones i'm not going to sell are some ellison dream corridors, the newer version of Lost In Space, Horny Biker Sluts (truely over the top crazed stuff) and three issues of Steranko's Fury (yup, sez 12 cents on the cover so their not reprints). I might also keep some copies of Wally Wood's thunder agents but i haven't decided yet. I took a whole bunch of those old cinefantastique magazines to a Goodwill a few weeks ago before i realized: hmmm, i probably would have gotten money for those as well. damn!
"Big words for a one-eyed man"
by Unnatural
Oct 20th, 2008
05:59:04 PM
Best movie line EVER
Not Harry Maybourne!
by nascentia
Oct 20th, 2008
06:26:38 PM
The Hoff just punched out Harry Maybourne from SG-1! WHAT THE FUCK, NICK FURY!

by JamesT
Oct 20th, 2008
06:37:28 PM
You laugh, but that film made a billion dollars in Germany.
Hassling the Hoff
by JamesT
Oct 20th, 2008
06:38:41 PM
You laugh but that movie made a billion dollars in Germany.
Hoff is the TRUE Fury, you fucking nancy-boys!
by Uncle Stan
Oct 20th, 2008
06:39:50 PM
If the marvel movie universe is connected now....
by TheFunkyEnigma
Oct 20th, 2008
06:41:27 PM
What the fuck was spidey doing during the end ruck of Hulk? Having a wank? Two monsters tearing up New York would most definatly make my spidey-sense tingle....
Clint Eastwood is the ONLY Nick Fury...screw the rest
by Monkey_King
Oct 20th, 2008
06:43:34 PM
Favreau is an idiot of Brian Bendis caliber for this revisionist bullshit shakeup. this film will suck more every time Jackson is on the screen. Bring back Terrence Howard for less money and a back-end deal.
The Hoff gotta drink!!
by Ronnie__Dobbs
Oct 20th, 2008
06:48:42 PM
Oh to be able to hop in a time machine
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 20th, 2008
06:50:21 PM
give EFNY era Kurt Russell a Nick Fury haircut, and give him the role.
Ultimate Nick Fury was never a character in his own right.
by Chewtoy
Oct 20th, 2008
06:58:46 PM
It was always just "What if we had Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury?", and written based on a stereotype of Jackson. So really, this is S.L.J. playing stereotypical S.L.J. in the role of Nick Fury. I'm sure he'll bring a lot to the role.
Sam Jackson is a Joke
by SnakePlissken711
Oct 20th, 2008
07:14:14 PM
Ever since I heard his racist comments on the DEEP BLUE SEA DVD I have been laughing every time Samuel L. Jackson comes up. The man is a joke. He's got one act = acting mean & angry, preferably so he can drop his f-bombs or better yet mother-fucking bombs. The fact that he claims he's is the second baddest ass in the universe after Yoda in the Star Wars prequels shows how much this man believes in his own shit. Mace Windu? Fuckin' Jar Jar Binks had more purpose in the entire prequel trilogy than this wannabe-Jedi master. Bad motherfucka = that's what Samuel L. had inscribed on the bottom of his lightsaber handle. This man is a joke as an actor and he's and he's an offensive racist. Forget Mel Gibson Jew bashing - Samuel L. takes the cake for delivering the "black power" racist movement. You want to see a great African American actor who can act? Morgan Freeman. Sidney Poitier. Laurence Fishburne. Forest Whittaker. Not Samule L. Jackson. Jackson, like Will Smith comes from the school of attitude. That which means, I am a tough-bad-ass so don't mess with me. The entire movie SNAKES ON A PLANE is bar-none the worst big-budget studio picture ever made (and I love B-pictures!). Let's not forget Samuel L. is an ex-crack addict and did prison time and if I am not mistaken it's one of the reasons Scorsese cast him in GOODFELLAS. I don't know him personally, but if his fans love him it's because they wannabe a "bad-ass" like him and it has nothing at all to do with acting performance or talent.
I didnt see this anywhere on here
by hank quinlan
Oct 20th, 2008
07:16:24 PM
but you guys know Goyer wrote that Shield Tv movie right? Further proof, he needs a strong director to weed out his good ideas from his bad ones. And Ive caught it on Scifi a few times. It looks crappy but it was kinda dumb fun.
floating fortress dealy
by dahveed1972
Oct 20th, 2008
07:19:54 PM
actually kinda cool
Hoff for Thor
by deanbarry
Oct 20th, 2008
07:51:00 PM
Grammaton Cleric Binks...
by REDD
Oct 20th, 2008
08:10:32 PM
Nah, look at Kurt Russell in "Stargate", just give him the eye patch.
Did AICN say anything about Howard?
by half vader
Oct 20th, 2008
09:11:47 PM
Dunno if I missed it - I mean the fact that this whole thing is news to him. Dark Horizons says he knows nothing about any pay dispute. What gives?
Will SLJ/Nick Fury meet any more superheroes?
by Damage_Inc
Oct 20th, 2008
09:25:26 PM
I SAID SUPERHEROES MOTHERFUCKER! DOES HE MEET THEM?!
Will SLJ/Nick Fury yell in this one?
by Damage_Inc
Oct 20th, 2008
09:28:02 PM
I SAID WORDS MOTHERFUCKER! DOES HE YELL THEM?!
Will SLJ/Nick Fury have a love interest?
by Damage_Inc
Oct 20th, 2008
09:30:41 PM
I SAID PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER! DOES HE GET SOME?!
Seriously...
by Jaka
Oct 20th, 2008
09:35:52 PM
...this post just reminded me that I have the DVD sitting on my kitchen table. Haven't watched the movie - think I'll do so after MNF.
i bought S.H.I.E.L.D.
by LordTwinkie
Oct 20th, 2008
09:39:37 PM
when i was getting iron man! it was awesome, HOFF is the man! i think this was supposed to be a pilot for a tv series though.
Samuel Jackson is..
by malificus
Oct 20th, 2008
10:21:58 PM
..the South Park of acting, beaten to DEATH and tired as a Clinton is horny joke. Enough of that asshole, holy jeebus aren't there ANY other actors out there but that douchebag? Give it a rest asshole, overexposed much?
Nick Fury
by Nasty_Nick
Oct 20th, 2008
11:47:29 PM
I wonder how he'll fit into the story of the next one. Will he and Stark be seen recruiting for their Team. It might be cool to see them go head to head.
Nick Fury was white now black
by Nabster
Oct 21st, 2008
04:01:30 AM
they should make him Taiwanese next.
Don't diss SLJ!
by Eyegore
Oct 21st, 2008
04:20:42 AM
He's in all those movies because he's awesome, and all the movies he's been in are more awesome because of him!
Samuel Jackson as Bruce Banner..
by Stalkeye
Oct 21st, 2008
04:46:42 AM
Don't make me angry man, you wouldn't like me when I'm muthafuckin angry..!
Yes and even Nick Fury's appearance in Wolverine & the X-men is
by Stalkeye
Oct 21st, 2008
04:49:19 AM
What's next, a Black President?

GObama!

Only thin that was cool about Hoff's Fury..
by Stalkeye
Oct 21st, 2008
04:53:59 AM
was Lisa Rhinna.Goddamn she was fiiinnee. Other than that, I could care less about "Drunken' Fury.(seen the video kids?)he could barely eat a hamburger,much less fire a pistol.You fanboys never cease to amaze me I tell ya.
Dick Fury starring Kurtlockwood.
by Stalkeye
Oct 21st, 2008
04:58:03 AM
Should he come out of retirement of course.
This is a BAD idea
by Reelheed
Oct 21st, 2008
06:32:10 AM
The whole Avengers movie concept needs to be set-up with subtle pointers and if Tony Stark is now a government hired gun based on the activities in the first film - what? One scrap in the middle east and getting his ass handed to him on a highway - its going to feel really thin. Now if he was just developing/building SHIELD tech that I might buy...
whiney paltrow is...
by emeraldboy
Oct 21st, 2008
07:40:35 AM
helping mad(ge). to get over Guy. Another recruit for Kaballox.
SLJ = The New Tommy Lee Jones
by ArcadianDS
Oct 21st, 2008
10:05:22 AM
Remember when Tommy Lee Jones was showing up in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE BEING MADE? When he finally went balls out stupid and played two face, he was never to be seen or heard from again.

I predict a similar fate for mister Sam Jackson.


by grendel san
Oct 21st, 2008
10:17:04 AM
To those who rag on Samuel L. Jackson, you realize that he's starred in some of the highest grossing films of all time? Say what you will about him, but I find his work to be enjoyable. And Sam Jackson as Nick Fury could kick all kinds of ass.
Just Give Jackson the lead in a Shield film already....
by j2talk
Oct 21st, 2008
10:43:11 AM
it could be the start of an American James Bond style franchise....
Jackson...Cheadle...
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 21st, 2008
11:37:38 AM
Iron Man 2 could either be fantastic because of this, or diluted with Cheadleness. Depends on the script.
Iron Man is not a robot
by poonhead
Oct 21st, 2008
12:18:52 PM
Poor guy. http://www.adambrooks.net/iron man.html
Terence Howard said sorry and is now Nick Fury.
by Damien Chowder
Oct 21st, 2008
12:40:30 PM
Albeit a very Samwise Gamgee 4 Frodo type-a Nick Fury.

Nick Fuck-in Fury motherfucker!

Sam Jackson does anything for money because...
by offscauta
Oct 21st, 2008
04:26:26 PM
he spent a very long time without it, I'd guess. But he lost all credibility when he became the voice of the KFC commercials. Nobody can be that hard up. Maybe he just doesn't want to work forever, so is taking all the money he can while it's being offered.
"Iron Man 2" needs to be rated R!
by Evangelion217
Oct 21st, 2008
06:08:37 PM
So that Samuel L. Jackson can say the word, "mothafucka." :)
War Machine design photos!
by Gusmer
Oct 21st, 2008
08:38:07 PM
Has anybody seen the 3 design photos they have in Yahoo's article on Howard getting the boot? There are actual concept designs (property of Paramount) of what seems to be War Machine (in the article, they even mention that they are concept designs for him). Granted, 2 of them are similar to the Mark II suit. But the one with the shoulder cannon? Too much of a coincidence!!! Have they appeared before???
This one?
by Shaw
Oct 22nd, 2008
02:34:13 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2em598
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