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sweet
by Harold-Sherbort
Oct 20th, 2008
11:39:43 AM
sweet.
First?
by Kid Idioteque
Oct 20th, 2008
11:39:49 AM
Maybe.
No squid?
by Lashlarue
Oct 20th, 2008
11:44:56 AM
Eh, not that big a deal to me anyway. All I care about is if it's good or not.
I CALL SHENANIGANS! SPOILERS INSIDE!
by Err
Oct 20th, 2008
11:45:32 AM
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
SPOILE RS
SPOILERS

The ending that was shown better be fake. One of the great moments at the end of the novel is having Ozymandias and Doc M discussing whether Ozymandias did the right thing by releasing the alien. That conversation doesn't carry the same weight or meaning if both Doc M is convinced by Ozy to explode.
Fans take things TOO seriously...
by DanielKurland
Oct 20th, 2008
11:48:28 AM
This looks and sounds like a great adaptation. The key lines even seem to be kept in. There's no squid, but the plot remains the same and the ending isn't changed, but due to this one difference, people are denouncing this as TRASH? A giant squid was never a grounded concept to begin with and probably would have just thrown people. If scrapping that idea means they could have the budget to do their other stuff, then I say they made the right decision. I love Watchmen, but I don't care about this revision. People are too sensitive. It's not like the entire style and context has been changed, like The Spirit. That is worth complaining over.
Works better without the squid
by David Cloverfield
Oct 20th, 2008
11:48:29 AM
I stand by what I said earlier. The whole thing is "superheroes in the real world" Dr. Manhattan is the only truly sci-fi element, everything else is a consequence of his existence. Using him as the "external threat" makes the whole movie a lot tighter. Including a "secret island where we find a psychic boy (off panel, superhuman people aren't mentioned before or after) and grow him into a mutant by artists and scientist, then kill them all, kill new york, and create an alien invasion..." Yeah I'm glad they're working around that. Works for a comic book, wouldn't work for a film.
Maybe Watchmen can't be adapted right after all...
by CreatureCantina
Oct 20th, 2008
11:49:30 AM
No Squid = bad adaptation. Framing Manhattan = worse adaptation.
Squid was and is...
by Err
Oct 20th, 2008
11:50:10 AM
anitclimatic. And that's the way I would've liked this movie to be.
nipples my ass.
by HoboCode
Oct 20th, 2008
11:51:33 AM
no way.
Hollins - how jealous are you?
by LordPorkington
Oct 20th, 2008
11:51:53 AM
He knows who he is.
anybody know if the pirate tale is in this?
by HoboCode
Oct 20th, 2008
11:52:54 AM
best part of the comic.
Rorschach's line
by Unscripted
Oct 20th, 2008
11:53:00 AM
It sounds like my main prayer for this movie was answered - that Rorschach's killer line in the prison is given the proper weight. It's one of the pivotal lines of the whole book - and the SOB means every word of it.
Are you guys serious?...
by DanielKurland
Oct 20th, 2008
11:53:16 AM
I agree with David Cloverfield completely. I understand the weight of Manhattan and Ozymandius' conversation about the alien, but it sounds like what they have works, and can you imagine how many people in the theatre would be screaming "A Giant Squid! What the fuck is this!" Now, I understand the film may have not been made for these casual people, but I still think the change is for the better. At least you know now and can brace yourselves acordingly, rather than erupting in the theatre and rushing home to post hate.
Must. Have. Squid.
by roninhobbit
Oct 20th, 2008
11:53:27 AM
The whole point of the squid is to unite the entire world against a (perceived) extraterrestrial threat. If it is just a framed Dr. Manhattan, the American superhuman, well, that kind of changes THE WHOLE FRIGGIN' POINT OF THE PLAN.
Agreed...a lot changes with the new ending...
by Darth Macchio
Oct 20th, 2008
11:53:29 AM
...there's a lot of little things throughout but those can easily be a "pebble in the pond" that mark further changes in order to support the one primary change.

I guess the question is why? People would not accept the ending in a movie about a bunch of regular people choosing to be superheroes plus one actual super-powered being but yet if there's the original Watchmen ending...it would be implausible? Or they tried some low end CGI and it didn't look good? I'd like to know why they decided to drop the ending. This is soooooo common today it seems for translations or remakes...I still say why change it? Why change the end of 'I am Legend?" and for that matter, why change the ending of "The Mist"? Why?

damn Paul Greengrass influence stays
by awepittance
Oct 20th, 2008
11:54:37 AM
Ouch i felt it in my heart but i didnt want to believe it. That douche-bag greengrass who also made one of the most disgusting american propaganda films of all-time left his stinky imprint on the Snyder version of this film.
I SAW IT! IT'S A SQUID! IT'S HUGE!
by Err
Oct 20th, 2008
11:54:43 AM
That's the new line in Watchmen!
DVD release
by Unscripted
Oct 20th, 2008
11:54:56 AM
The Black Pirate sequence has been filmed but will not be in the theatrical release. It will be released on DVD along with the film. Eventually, it will probably be cut into a Director's Cut version. The end material stuff is also being filmed as a mockumentary that will be included on the film release DVD. Snyder is a god. And this film needed a god's hand.
Kid Idioteque...
by LordPorkington
Oct 20th, 2008
11:55:20 AM
Cunt maybe? No, you're definitely a cunt. Don't let me catch you shouting 'First' again.
David Cloverfield is desperately acquiescent
by awepittance
Oct 20th, 2008
11:56:07 AM
"Yeah I'm glad they're working around that. Works for a comic book, wouldn't work for a film." you are a fucking idiot if you are happy with this.
The squid was always dumb anyway
by erichaislar
Oct 20th, 2008
11:57:09 AM
As long as this bomb thing carries the same emotional weight. It's all good.
Fuck that
by TomHooligan
Oct 20th, 2008
11:57:36 AM
I want a squid. I like the squid. It's so absurd that they would even think of leaving the squid out. For me, it was one of the most iconic mooments in the entire graphic novel. I can still see th frame where it's plonked in the middle of the city with tons of dead bodies around it. If you're gonna make a watchman movie then why fuck around with the ending. It's like having Frodo step into mount doom, hang his hairy arse over the side of the crack, and then have a shit. Just stick with the source material.
I actually think the change to the end is good
by jimmy_009
Oct 20th, 2008
11:58:40 AM
That was always the most ridiculous part of the book. Diehards will freak out, but it'll be a better story because of it.
Squid = not important Alien shockwave = very important
by awepittance
Oct 20th, 2008
11:59:46 AM
"As long as this bomb thing carries the same emotional weight. It's all good." it can't possibly carry the same weight as a psychic alien shock-wave. people forget it wasn't just that a giant squid landed in NY that freaked the whole world out... it was the massive psychic shock wave that spread for 100s of miles convincing everybody the aliens could not just only attack them physically but also their own minds. This is what causes people to unite. i dont care if it was a squid, or even a generic looking alien. its the concept that matters, and this dr. Manhattan shit thrown in is purely a Sam Hamm screenplay based bullshit scenario. Anybody here who has been following every inception of the screenplay knows this.
roninhobbit
by David Cloverfield
Oct 20th, 2008
12:00:10 PM
Obviously "just framing" Doctor Manhattan is not enough. The way I imagine it'll have a "he was an alien all along" or "he went mad with power and wants to destroy humanity" spin on it. Also I thought he destroys mostly western cities, which would make the plan work just the same. (Think how Chernobyl helped the end of the Soviet Union. It was their own device blowing up in their own face, yet it helped to end the cold war.)
"In the end, Adrian? Nothing ever ends..."
by BiggusDickus
Oct 20th, 2008
12:02:20 PM
SPOILERS!

It sounds like Zach has ruined it after all.

The squid represented an alien threat, giving humanity a wake-up call - all other emnities would be put aside as the people of the world united; that was the whole point - an extraterrestrial threat forcing us as humans to 'grow up'

Framing Dr. Manhattan is a cop out and simply isn't on, Zach.

Sorry, son, but you blew it.

Face it, the squid is pretty 80s silly
by newc0253
Oct 20th, 2008
12:02:26 PM
i've always thought Watchmen's ending was kind of silly (how does Dr Manhattan, the "world's smartest man" swallow that utilitarian horsehit?) and the squid kinda sums it up. frankly a nuke sounds better.
Zach Snyder piles on bells and whistles to distract fans from bu
by awepittance
Oct 20th, 2008
12:03:34 PM
Zach Snyder has been playing a really smart game this whole time. hes been trying his best to win over the fans of the comic, and today he just got revealed. He's been dragging us along this whole time pretending this movie is authentic.... sorry Zach, you've just been caught with your pants down :-(
THE SQUID? THE SQUID!!!!
by DiverseNerd
Oct 20th, 2008
12:05:05 PM
I love the idea that the majority of posters on that forum based their belief on whether or not someone had watched the movie on the inclusion of "the squid." At the end most say they didn't care for "the squid" anyways. Eejits.
people here who don't like squid = studio plants, or non comic
by awepittance
Oct 20th, 2008
12:05:20 PM
sorry it's true. I don't think i've met a single watchmen fan in real life who says 'yeah the ending is kinda cool but if they made a movie they should change it cause its just way too silly!'
newc
by roninhobbit
Oct 20th, 2008
12:08:36 PM
Goddammit, you're like the third person to refer to Dr. Manhattan as the world's smartest man. One of the guys in the retarded article said Rorschach was. OZYMANDIAS is the one called 'world's smartest man'
awepittance
by David Cloverfield
Oct 20th, 2008
12:08:39 PM
Yet here I am. Own the comic, like it a lot (including the squid.) Yet, I think a movie works better without it. I don't mind changes, and this change helps to make a complicated 12 issue comic book a watchable 2-3 hour movie. Why would I mind changes? I've already read the comic after all. (And no, I'm not a plant, I've posting here for a good while.)
"Wah! No Squid!" (TM © ®)
by EriamJH
Oct 20th, 2008
12:15:19 PM
New catchphrase I claim here!
@roninhobbit
by newc0253
Oct 20th, 2008
12:15:33 PM
you're right, my bad: Ozymandius is the world's smartest man

still Manhattan's pretty smart too. and the idea that Ozymandius "world's smartest man" thinks up that dumb idea and Manhattan and the others buy into it is too neat for my liking.

You people don't think that
by comedian_x
Oct 20th, 2008
12:16:50 PM
Dr. Manhattan could be perceived as an external threat as menacing as a Squid? Really? Dr. Manhattan is no longer an American; he is a fucking blue God who can control matter with his mind. This unchecked power wouldn't unite the world if he suddenly turned evil? I guess a squid is much scarier than a God who can control the fabric of space and time -- you're right.

What was I thinking?

Squiddy Sucks!
by sagaman
Oct 20th, 2008
12:19:22 PM
1 Day after the "Event": "Hey, let's take a sample." 1 Week after the "Event": "Hey, this thing is terrestrial. In fact, it contains human DNA! Someone's pulling some shenanigans around here..." Energy blasts would be so much more elegant, with no messy evidence left behind. Dr. Manhattan is essentially an alien at that point, anyway.
The squid is comic book commentary
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
12:20:14 PM
Veidt kills the world with a 4 color monster. Idiot. Makes total sense.
Zzzz ZZzz Watchmen Zzzz Zzzz
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Oct 20th, 2008
12:21:10 PM
Couldn't care less.
seriously, the squid is up there with legwarmers and molly ringw
by newc0253
Oct 20th, 2008
12:21:29 PM
if you put the squid ending in, you might as well call the movie DESPERATELY SEEKING WATCHMEN or FLASHDANCEWATCHMEN.
First The Goonies, now Watchmen
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Oct 20th, 2008
12:22:31 PM
I am sick of this anti-squid movement in Hollywood. I've had enough! Boycott Watchmen ... or not. Who cares.
@comedian
by roninhobbit
Oct 20th, 2008
12:23:26 PM
The point of the squid is that Earthlings would realize that all their petty squabbles mean nothing under the threat of alien invasion. You don't think the fact that Dr. Manhattan was an American, and fought for America before turning into a 'threat' wouldn't cause some shit to go down? Imagine if he were Muslim. Or if he were General Beijing. You don't think there would be some political fallout? America would be blamed HARDCORE. Nobody is at fault for angry psychic aliens.
THE WATCHMENFAST CLUB
by sagaman
Oct 20th, 2008
12:24:23 PM
Quick! somebody do a PhotoShop!
No, the point is something other than human to unite them
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
12:26:57 PM
a misanthropic commentary on humanity itself and if you make the threat manhattan then it takes away the whole fact that humans are pathetic, because they're just uniting against manhattan, not an external threat that is bigger than them as a concept, if they get manhattan it's over according to them. botched ending.
Rorschach is fucking hardcore squiddy or no
by G100
Oct 20th, 2008
12:27:30 PM
That there is worth seeing the Movie for all by itself. A living breathing bugnuts full-on Rorschach.

Well we've had the squiddy hints dropped for a while now TBH and it's a real pity it's out. There WERE VERY good reasons for squiddy (it wasn't just pulled out of the comics ass it was important) even this "alternate ending" watchmen (and who knows maybe snyder will have the balls to do a squiddy ending in a DVD special edition eventually ?) anyway even alternate ending watchmen will still kick the living shit out of almost all of the kiddie friendly Superhero fare we've had of late.

The Journal absofuckinglutely HAS to be in and simply hasn't been included in the cut that was shown.

What the Fuck Zach? reallly What the Eff are you doing?
by qtipsq
Oct 20th, 2008
12:27:32 PM
I just took this movie off my my most anticipated list. What the fuck Zach, the plot was there, written for you. All you had to do was follow it, fuck me! How can you fucking take out the Squid? It is the coolest fucking ending and you change it.. Good job, sir, I am planning on boycotting your movies if you relase this and fuck it up.
Knew Snyder would fuck it up...
by Kid Z
Oct 20th, 2008
12:28:46 PM
...after all, let's face it, 300 sucked ass! Uh, Zack? How exactly does Ozy intend to "unite the world" by making Dr. Manhatten look like a terrorist? Congrats! You've got your very own "nips on the batsuit/flames on Optimus" situation here... as well as one less viewer for your movie. I'll be taking Alan Moore's advice and staying home and reading a good book. Fucken Hollywood hack!
The theme of a common purpose
by comedian_x
Oct 20th, 2008
12:29:10 PM
still remains without The Kraken being released. Dr. Manhattan isn't American, Christian, or even human anymore. Fuck, he isn't even an Earthling anymore after he builds his house on Mars.

I think if the whole world was under a threat from the good Doctor they would unite.

Glad there's no squid...
by sapno_krei
Oct 20th, 2008
12:29:27 PM
I thought it worked in the comic, but just barely -- giant squid monsters are part and parcel of this world. But in a movie? It would be too much to take in. You'd be thinking about the absurdity of it and not be able to move on with the story.
This movie has "Jump the Squid" (TM © ®)
by EriamJH
Oct 20th, 2008
12:32:10 PM
Again, I claim all rights to this term, you freakish whining fanboys! (You'll still go see the movie, won'tcha?)
The squid...
by badboymason
Oct 20th, 2008
12:32:34 PM
...don't mind if they change the details - squid/alien army/energy blast from outer space, but those saying that the whole point of the disaster is to unite the world against an EXTERNAL enemy are absolutely right. Making Doc Manhattan the perceived threat makes no sense, as it would basically make the USA the bad guys in the eyes of the world... One way to tell if a story is great is how it stays relevant over time. the "squid ending" mirrors 9/11 so perfectly that its even more relevant now, and people would both see how it could work in uniting people and also see how that irrational fear of a threat could push some nations too far into fear/hate... Vote: Keep the squid.
Chernobyl didn't end the Soviets, dumbass...
by Kid Z
Oct 20th, 2008
12:35:36 PM
...what did in the Soviets was an illegal war in a Middle Eastern backwater. Sound familiar? History repeats itself, maybe? The same mistakes with different players, hmmm? Tragic historical irony, perhaps?
The squid ruined the graphic novel
by Mr Slippy Fist
Oct 20th, 2008
12:36:10 PM
The squid was fucking stupid. I thought the graphic novel was fantastic until Alan Moore brought that stupid thing into it. The new ending sounds a hell of a lot better. Fuck Alan Moore. Zack Snyder took Watchmen and made it better.
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT...
by mode_7
Oct 20th, 2008
12:36:48 PM
...and to all those that say the squid didn't matter or wasn't good I say fuck you. All I will say is that at least it works better as a deconstruction of Hollywood comic-book adaptations in that it cuts the balls off the story for no good reason. Thanks for nothing, Zack.
No Squid = Flames on Optimus Prime
by Mr Slippy Fist
Oct 20th, 2008
12:38:34 PM
Who gives a shit.
No attempted adaptation kept the squid
by reflecto
Oct 20th, 2008
12:39:52 PM
I always expected Snyder to dispense it with. The intent matters, not the device. I REALLY hope the final scene with the magazine is in there. That NEEDS to be in the film.
no squid....no problem
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Oct 20th, 2008
12:42:09 PM
never read the graphic novel so whether or not a squid shows up probably won't change or molest my thoughts of the film...some others around here, they seem to be having shit-fits about it. seemingly the significance of the squid is mixed...some are saying its an easy thing to cut out and some are making it seeming like WHOLE damn plot revolves around it, so which is it???
Let's agree that the worse part of this will be...
by Kid Z
Oct 20th, 2008
12:42:42 PM
...Harry's glowing review claiming a squidless Watchmen film is the cinematic equivalent to (wait for it)... chocolate covered pussy juice. I mean, even Snyder's total trainwreck of a clusterfuck'll be slightly better than having to read about Harry's "cacao derivative enveloped female glandular secretion" one... more... time!
Count me as an anti-squidite
by tbransonlives
Oct 20th, 2008
12:43:49 PM
It barely works in the comic and it would have ruined the movie. Admit it, you know this to be true fanboys.
Bollox!
by jimbubble
Oct 20th, 2008
12:43:55 PM
Mr Snyder you don`t have to change fuck all in the story,as above it`s already put fucking there for you in the novel.I really hope this is a joke.Alan Moore was probably spot on when he said he would never watch any of his novels on the big screen,because cock sockets like yo and your money men just shite all over the good material. Fuckwits the lot of you.
SQUID = GOD
by The3rdMan
Oct 20th, 2008
12:45:20 PM
I can't believe people are ok without the squid calling it lame and stupid in the book. This is the bible of comic books kids, the fucking words and images are gospel. You want to see about jesus with no crosses? This movie is a sham and a shame. Setting up Dr. Manhattan takes all of his credibility of a character away. Niteowl seeing Rorschach die in the snow is such a cheaper ending. I still have hope for this movie.. it's just that.. i'd rather it never been made. The Watchmen should have been something untouched, one thing fucking sacred in comics but it isn't. instead it's a 90 minutes popcorn flick with young good looking actors and tight metallic suits. Oh Alan Moore put a hex on this movie makers. ah well.. you got your imax tickets yet? i just per-ordered
Maybe they changed Manhattan's character too?
by Monkey Butler
Oct 20th, 2008
12:48:27 PM
I admit this is just wishful speculation because I don't want the ending to suck as much as it sounds like it does, but Manhattan's teaser poster does include the tagline "we're all standing in the shadow of Manhattan". I think it's possible that they're going to play up Manhattan's inhumanity, and the fear that everyone has of that. In the end, even though he fought for US in Vietnam, I guess it's possible that the US could turn around and say "alright, we were wrong to trust him, help us get rid of him for all our sakes". Still a fair bit less unequivocal than the comic ending, but I think that to get to a point where the audience will buy the squid you've got to do way more groundwork than is possible in a 2.5 hour movie.

That said, the squid isn't the whole ending. If we don't get Veidt's doubt, and Manhattan's refusal to assuage that doubt, even though he's so detached that he can see that the death of millions is better than the death of billions, then a fair bit of depth is lost from both those characters. And if we don't get the Russian fast-food shop and the diary scene at the end, then the ending's truly fucked the movie, because we don't get that sense that maybe Veidt was wrong, maybe it'll all just happen again anyway.

No Squid = = Flaming Nipples on Optimus Prime Batsuit!
by Squashua
Oct 20th, 2008
12:48:38 PM
The Giant Squid should stay if only for one reason
by Cagliostro
Oct 20th, 2008
12:50:33 PM
Out of respect for the artist who wrote the damn thing. Everyone says, "Greatest Comic of All Time", yeah, except for that ending.....
Who cares about the squid
by IAmLegolas
Oct 20th, 2008
12:50:34 PM
I want to hear more about Dr. Manhattan's big, blue member.
Last word from me on this fuck-job (promise)...
by Kid Z
Oct 20th, 2008
12:50:50 PM
... Ozymandias decides to prevent the world from being destroyed by nuclear war by... effectively starting his own nuclear war??? Great rewrite there Z(H)ack! The British dude who called you a "fuckwit" was being too generous! (And we all know you stole the "fast zombies" from 28 Days Later!)
And another thing
by Monkey Butler
Oct 20th, 2008
12:54:17 PM
I always saw Manhattan as a God metaphor in a way; a man-made God of the Nuclear Age. I honestly doubt that Snyder would have gone that route with the film (I also doubt that Moore intended that for the character, at least not totally) but I think it would be a pretty cool ending for Veidt's plan to essentially involve making every single person in the world turn against God, and for him to accept that that was for the greater good, but still tell everyone to fuck off anyway while he goes off to create a new Universe. I guess Christians wouldn't really like that, but I think the idea at least is pretty interesting.
What about the journal?
by Alifemde
Oct 20th, 2008
12:57:54 PM
Is the journal mailed to the newsletter in the end? THAT'S more important than the damn squid.
David Cloverfield
by MayYourHammerBeMighty
Oct 20th, 2008
12:59:08 PM
Couldn't agree more, lad. I consider the comic to be a major work of art, tentacles and all, and I will continue to love it even if the Watchmen film fails. I can imagine that the removal of the squid from the story was probably one of the first things considered when anyone thought of adapting the comic for the screen. It's something that the main stream audience would find incredibly hard to buy into, especially when there are only 2-3 hours for them to build up an understanding of the Watchmen universe. It's unrealistic for fanboys to expect studios to pander to their every whim - super hero movies are expensive so they need to attract the widest audience possible in order to make them worthwhile. Compromises have to be made. Losing the squid does not destroy the story, it simply changes it. Is it an error? Maybe, but we won't really know until we see the movie in its entirety next year.
Admiral Ackbar
by DarthCorleone
Oct 20th, 2008
01:01:14 PM
He was great in Return of the Jedi, but you folks just need to let the calamari go.
The Shawshank Redemption
by sapno_krei
Oct 20th, 2008
01:01:19 PM
The details of Andy Dufresne's destruction of the warden were completely changed for the movie. Even Stephen King had to admit that Darabont's version made more sense. The final outcome, however, was exactly the same. I think that the details of the climax of WATCHMEN can be changed as long as they 1) make logical sense and 2) get us to the same outcome.
Oh, Squids.
by seanny_d
Oct 20th, 2008
01:04:02 PM
I find it interesting the way that people are saying that this is a HUGE CHANGE. The squid was irrelevant. It could have been a squid, or a dragon, or a ghost. The form that the monster took was irrelevant. All that mattered was that a monster of extraterrestrial origin has attacked the city causing the world to unite.

Making Dr. Manhattan the new "monster" COULD potentially work. But to write it off as an outrage prior to actually seeing the finished work is a little premature.

For someone as concerned about being true to the graphic novel as Snyder is, I'm going to assume he at least TRIED to see if the squid would work and then determined that it didn't. We weren't part of that discussion. But for all of you saying that this is a gigantic outrage, well, despite the fanatical nature of the internet, there does seem to be a fair percentage of people who are willing to let the squid go.

Renewable energy? WTF?
by Choo
Oct 20th, 2008
01:06:30 PM
Not very original IMO.
I'd be really excited about Watchmen
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 20th, 2008
01:08:03 PM
if it was being helmed by a talented director.
"SQUIDiest Tomboy Beanpole" (TM © ®)
by EriamJH
Oct 20th, 2008
01:09:35 PM
The journal has to be there at the end
by tbransonlives
Oct 20th, 2008
01:10:12 PM
Otherwise Rorschach dies for nothing.
"Hitchikers SQUID to the Galaxy" (TM © ®)
by EriamJH
Oct 20th, 2008
01:10:22 PM
"The Good, The Bad, and the Squidly" (TM © ®)
by EriamJH
Oct 20th, 2008
01:11:07 PM
Squidliness
by Spamgelus
Oct 20th, 2008
01:15:29 PM
Seems to me the squid is important because of the whole "Gordian Knot"/"lateral thinking" thing. Dropping bombs isn't out-of-left-field like the sudden appearance of an alien life form that kills millions of people with it's psychic death throes. THAT's lateral thinking. That's untying an impossible knot with a completely original idea. Of course, it's an adaptation, so in context this "new ending" (if it's really the new ending and not just a spoiler-killer) may be completely great. I'll reserve judgement until I see the damn thing.
Reasons the squid is important:
by mode_7
Oct 20th, 2008
01:15:58 PM
1) It has to be extraterrestrial in nature AND not aligned with any faction\government\country on earth. Framing Manhattan doesn't work because he is so heavily affiliated with the US throughout the novel. He fights in Vietnam for fucks sake. Any attack involving Manhattan would be assumed by the Russians to be a ploy by the United States.

2) The squid is INTENTIONALLY hokey, Watchmen is a deconstruction of the type of superhero comics that came before it, lose the squid and a whole layer of subtext goes with it.

Sorry Fanboys!
by p0llk4t
Oct 20th, 2008
01:21:17 PM
Boring!

That's probably the reaction this film will get.
Squidless Watchmen
by Bobba Phat
Oct 20th, 2008
01:24:25 PM
I don't post very often, but wanted to jump in here. I _LOVE_ The Watchmen comics: been a fan since I was a kid and the thing was a monthly. I read the thing AT LEAST once a year, and I'm anticipating this as much as most of you. I also know, that no matter what happens with this movie, I can still go back to my beloved comic. If we all were really honest, I doubt most of us thought the Watchmen film, meant for general distribution, would end with a genetically engineered giant squid killing millions of New Yorkers. That would be the moment that lost the non-comic nerd audience (i.e. the majority of the audience) and cause the film to lose millions. It sounds like the director kept the meat of the story, just changed the details a little bit. None of us really knows if the intent/tone of the story or close to the film, and we're basing our criticism on half-assed comments made by people who caught a preview of it (some of them didn't even read the freaking book). All this movie has to do as far as I'm concerned is stand on it's own two feet as a good movie. We won't know if that's the case for another, what, five months? Hell, a squidless Watchmen movie might be the least of our problems if the rest of the direction is shit.
badboymason
by Bobba Phat
Oct 20th, 2008
01:27:56 PM
you said, "the "squid ending" mirrors 9/11 so perfectly that its even more relevant now, and people would both see how it could work in uniting people and also see how that irrational fear of a threat could push some nations too far into fear/hate" Really? The giant squid mirrors 911 more than exploding 'bombs' in major cities, as what is reported in the film?!?!?! Seems to me like the director possibly took a symbolic ending form the comic books, and turned it into a literal ending for the film. The good/bad will be in how the details are surrounding the bombs/plot, and that is unknown to all of us who've not seen the movie yet. But I think multiple bombs exploding in largely populated cities is a bit more mirroring of 9/11 than a giant squid!
fartedinthefaceofhollywood(HEAVY BOOK SPOILERS)
by stickmangrit
Oct 20th, 2008
01:28:18 PM
it's a bit of both actually, as many others have said in this TB.

it's not so much the squid itself, but what the squid represents. it is a horrific and monstrous alien that not only annihilates a sizable chunk of Manhattan(the borough, not the character), but also sends out a psychic shockwave to most of the rest of NYC, resulting in mass insanity and several murders and suicides(most notably a pregnant woman stabbing herself in the stomach to kill the baby she thinks is "eating it's way out of her womb." this is related to us in a news-flash following the incident, never shown). the psychic shockwave imprints the squid's "memories" into a sizable chunk of the populace, leaving no doubt that this is an alien force that we have no ability to fight. the plan is that this will cause the earth to unite, put away our petty squabbles and explore space.

what's important about this aspect of Ozy's plan is that nobody on earth can be blamed(save perhaps him), and THIS is crucial. as many others have stated, unless they can convincingly create the narrative that Dr. Manhattan is an extraterrestrial being, or is somehow gone completely off of his rocker then you have a scenario in which the US is blamed for his creation and use, furthering the pre-existing Cold-War tensions rather than shocking the world into dispensing with them.

but you already knew this from previous posts. what you would not be aware of as someone who never read the book is the iconic nature of the squid's reveal. the squid is built up very subtly throughout the entire twelve issues, and the squid's delivery into NYC is even shown early in issue 11, before the final reveal(though it is thrown away so casually at the time one has no idea what's actually going on in those three panels), setting up Ozymandias' best line(and arguably the best in the comic, if not comics altogether): "What do you think I am, a Republic serial villain? do you really think I'd explain my masterstroke if you had any chance of affecting it's outcome? I 'did it' 25 minutes ago."

in addition, the squid, and it's resultant destruction, are the culmination of most all of the "regular people" sub-plots that run throughout the book as a narrative counter-weight to the actions of the vigilantes. all of the characters that the readers have become attached to find themselves standing on the corner where the squid lands, and the first few pages of issue 12 are a series of splash panels featuring the piled bodies of everyone in the vicinity, ending with the final reveal of the squid. it's one of the most iconic and powerful sequences in comics, due in whole to the mass amount of groundwork laid throughout the plot. and this, i think, is the primary reason it would get cut. there's too much sub-plot groundwork that HAS to be laid for the squid to carry it's full narrative impact, and it's doubtful they could cover it all in 2-3 hours. in any case, i remain skeptically optimistic about the movie as a whole.
"Knew Snyder would fuck it up..."
by qball86
Oct 20th, 2008
01:30:00 PM
Man, he already put nipples on Veidt's costume because he wanted to reference Shumacher! Got to be the stupidest reason he could have come up with. Yes, and while we're at it, why not give Nite-Owl a teen sidekick...People, let's just cherish the book, sometimes we can do without Hollywood trash versions. Although, let us imagine a world where Chris Nolan had directed it...
Dr Manhattan smooth like a ken doll?
by kingoflight
Oct 20th, 2008
01:30:26 PM
Proberly all thought the movie but i am guessing most of the time he'll me pulling a hulk and waring some kind of matching blue pants. Now some squid talk from me, did i like the squid in the end of the comic yes and no. He's the deal the squid thing was cool as far as it represented an alien teleporting into this dimention or whatever it was doing, thus being a threat to earth. I did not like how it was a squid though hehe. It could have been even more vauge in my opinon, just seeing that human looking eye was a bit of a put off. If it was just tenticals and glimps of a mangina and some teeth that would have rock. People would then leave the cinemas saying what the fuck was that and making up there own crazy shit. a squid is not that scary in my book. Whats worse is that they are blaming it on a big blue smurf. Not something that would unite the world in global fear. They know everything about Dr manhattan, he's been on talk shows for fuck sake, its not enough to fear from him to unite the world against him. That was the point of the plan.
Both film AND novel endings are weak.
by Nice Marmot
Oct 20th, 2008
01:30:46 PM
What happens after the mess is cleaned up and there are no more alien squids or expolosions occurring? It's been a LONG time since I've read this. Can somebody remind me where the squid actually came from? Was it really an alien species or was it genetically engineered or something? I have to reread this.
Of course there is no squid.
by JackPumpkinhead
Oct 20th, 2008
01:32:03 PM
They've never said it openly but Snyder has hinted for a long time that Cthulhu threatened to sue if they showed the naked squid.
stickmangrit
by Spamgelus
Oct 20th, 2008
01:33:58 PM
Amen, brother.
I Live in Portland, This DID go down
by DOGSOUP
Oct 20th, 2008
01:34:10 PM
I had to work though. All my geeky friends tried to get in but there was a fucking mob there. Worst secret ever!
Fuck the Squid
by luis1210
Oct 20th, 2008
01:34:38 PM
They barely pulled it off in the comic book, in a movie it would look terribly stupid.
to nice
by kingoflight
Oct 20th, 2008
01:34:51 PM
Ozymandias made the alien and teleported it badly in to the middle of te city. Seen as there is not alien i wonder if they have bothered to put that cheater / lynx hybrid thing into the film.
Look at the debut of the Justice League's comic cover
by G100
Oct 20th, 2008
01:36:25 PM
And remember Watchmen is a deconstruction of the Superhero TEAM not just one Superhero.

Seen that cover yet? (it's the brave and the bold #28. Easily found on Wikipedia if you look for "Justice League") Don't think starro the conqueror ans squiddy is a fucking co-incidence myself so it's almost certainly another reason why squiddy was there.

A concept often used...
by Samplelord
Oct 20th, 2008
01:38:56 PM
An alien invasion uniting mankind...and it's probaly one that if it realy happened we wpold be united as a race. Because it could mean the end of all human life, this was one of the bigger points of the comic. Veidt realized that the "Crime Fightin" they did had no effect on the larger problems in the world, through the Comedians cold reply on the formation of a joint superhero venture... It does not have to be a squid but without it being an alien attack, the ending will mean nothing. If Doc M is framed it would make no sense as he could (and did in the comic) simply disapear, if Doc M is (just thinkin out loud here...)truly out to destroy the world because of his digust for mankind, the story on Mars would not be relevent, he could simply just disapear or, even worse, destroy the world with a snap of his fingers... I love the comic but do not asume that you can translate any medium to another without some changes. I want solid story telling that makes a point that makes sense through out the story... No alien threat means no solid story thread... Again, I'm just thinkin out loud here... Have a good one.
Nice Marmot
by stickmangrit
Oct 20th, 2008
01:41:02 PM
the squid was engineered by a team of people who were offered exorbitant amounts of money to work on creating a "movie monster" and then disappearing forever with their newfound wealth. all of them left their homes telling no-one, and most all were reported as missing persons. after completing their work, they're all subsequently killed in an explosion while leaving the island. the squid is then transported to Karrnak(sic), where Ozy teleports it to Manhattan.
another problem
by stickmangrit
Oct 20th, 2008
01:43:52 PM
if there's no squid, then there's no island for the squid to be created on. if there's no island, then how the fuck does the Comedian find out about the whole thing?
luis1210
by Spamgelus
Oct 20th, 2008
01:54:20 PM
"They barely pulled it off in the comic book..." Totally. That's why Watchmen has lasted so long and everybody loves it. Cause it's full of stuff that doesn't work. Fuckin' nimrod.
stickmangrit
by badboymason
Oct 20th, 2008
01:56:33 PM
There'd still be some kind of an island/facility where Ozy's plan is being worked on - whatever plan that is.
Another reason for the squid...
by mode_7
Oct 20th, 2008
01:57:43 PM
...that only just occurred to me after reading stickmangrit's post. The squid was created by artists, and the "descriptions of alien worlds" and other details transmitted in the psychic shockwave were created by writers and musicians. Veidt was trying to use art to save the world, just as Alan Moore was using art to describe Veidt using art to save the world. It's self-referential and quite frankly, almost too clever. Moore is a fucking god.
On reflection...
by badboymason
Oct 20th, 2008
01:58:04 PM
The review only says that in the movie (paraphrased) "Doc M and Ozy work together to create an energy machine replicating M's powers - Ozy uses this to attack some cities." So my question is, does he implicate Manhattan, or just use the machine to stage some kind of "attack" from an undefined/alien enemy..
Need Squid
by Giant Ape Balls
Oct 20th, 2008
01:58:13 PM
Squid good.
I always had mixed feelings about ...
by Animation
Oct 20th, 2008
01:58:25 PM
I always had mixed feelings about the Watchmen. I personally thought the first 2/3 was genius, but the stuff about world unity and the squid and killing people and scaring them into line was always lame. Kinda like Akira ... 2/3 genius, 1/3 junk.

That said, I want the squid. And the diary at the Freeper rag.
No "New Frontiersman" ending?
by Organs
Oct 20th, 2008
02:00:33 PM
I can maybe do without the squid since it'd be hard to include in a truncated rendition of the story, but not ending with the cliffhanger of the New Frontiersman office opening Rorschach's journal? No, I don't think Snyder will succeed in adapting the story. He succeeded in the appearance of the characters and scenery, but I have slim hopes this will be a faithful reproduction of the comic.
Reserving judgment...
by DarthCorleone
Oct 20th, 2008
02:07:59 PM
Yes, Dr. Manhattan is affiliated with the U.S., but that doesn't require that any destruction involving him would necessarily be viewed as a ploy. Yes, a neutral threat makes more sense as far as uniting the human race goes, but if they emphasize how Dr. Manhattan has become more distant, you could convince the entire world that he is one man gone unstable with no national loyalties. Making U.S. targets the victims of Veidt's destruction would go a long way toward convincing the world, I imagine. At the end of Dr. Strangelove, it's not really the Russians fault that the Doomsday Machine goes off, even though they created it.
apostrophe
by DarthCorleone
Oct 20th, 2008
02:12:49 PM
Russians'
I heard Snyder's saving the squid...
by Johnny Smith
Oct 20th, 2008
02:14:10 PM
...for his remake of Hamlet, where in the end Fortinbras drops a giant alien on Elsinore Castle. Also, Hamlet's father appears as a super-fast zombie, not a ghost. And everyone screams their dialogue: "THE! PLAY'S! THE! THING! WHEREIN! I'LL! CATCH! THE! CONSCIENCE! OF! THE! KING!" And then Hamlet kicks Osric, Claudius and Ophelia into a bottomless pit.
J'aime le Squid
by catlettuce4
Oct 20th, 2008
02:18:49 PM
What the fuck? I was looking torward to seeing the full impact of a giant psychic mutant death-squid rendered in glorious technicolour on the big screen. now we get some kind of bullshit energy thing that sets off nukes? Fuck that. Fuck it to hell and back.
ZACH WE NEED THE SQUID!
by THX--1138
Oct 20th, 2008
02:18:49 PM
just hope this showing had a fake ending. please re-consider this.
DarthCorleone
by mode_7
Oct 20th, 2008
02:20:33 PM
So Russian and US forces are already on the verge of annihilating each other. Suddenly out of the blue (no pun intended) one of their major cities goes up in smoke, and they're gonna sit on their hands waiting for the news reports to come in before they counter-attack? It needs to be immediately obvious to everyone that this isn't of earth origin otherwise Veidt's risking starting the war he's hoping to avert.
hmmm
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Oct 20th, 2008
02:20:42 PM
so i suppose the squid makes sense when taken that way but unforunately what some fans see, other fans simply will not...and if some of the fans don't see it then the general public REALLY won't see it...and thats more important at the end of the day, appealing to a wider audience by incorporating what "works" and eliminating what "does not work", unfortunately the hardcore fanbase suffers as a result of this, because Hollywood is a business and more often than not they aren't really interested in what ONE GROUP wants...but what the ENTIRE public potentially wants, more people=more money which in turn means audience friendly=more ticket sales. i for one am against stuff like this, i'd like to see things the way they are MEANT to be seen...but alas, this business really is a "take it or leave it" kinda business, one in which our voice is of a much lower volume.
Also...
by catlettuce4
Oct 20th, 2008
02:21:31 PM
I can't be the only one who doesn't especially want to see shots of atomic blue Manhatten-peen, can I?
Must have the journal
by Grendel745
Oct 20th, 2008
02:22:53 PM
As has been (and will continue to be) discussed, the Squid itself isn't as important as what its purpose is. Maybe framing Manhatten can serve the same purpose, maybe not. What's absolutely crucial though is the possibility that after everything, after every hard decision the characters have had to make, the fact is that it may be completely undone and thus rendered redundant.
mode_7
by DarthCorleone
Oct 20th, 2008
02:23:19 PM
Good point. I agree with you. Just keeping an open mind here - I think it is possible to portray it credibly.
Squidless in New York
by David Cloverfield
Oct 20th, 2008
02:26:14 PM
Why would anybody want a panel by panel reshoot is beyond me. IT'S A DIFFERENT MEDIUM! You've already read the book!
Not happy about this
by Dapper Swindler
Oct 20th, 2008
02:27:26 PM
But I will suck it up. One silver lining is that Doc Manhattan instead of a squid is more economical for the plot so there will be more time to explore other parts of the book.
The Squid ties in to The Black Freighter
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Oct 20th, 2008
02:30:41 PM
The author/artist of the Black Freighter (the story-within-the-story of the Watchmen graphic novel) was hired by Ozy to create the giant squid. So if the Black Freighter sequences won't appear in the movie version, then this absurd ending (with the giant squid) wouldn't make much sense to somebody who's never read the graphic novel.

And as for the argument that the giant squid at the end of Watchmen was dumb: Yeah, it is. And I think that was Moore's full intent -- it is really big, dumb and absurd. He meant that ending, with the giant alien squid, as a satire.

Fuck the Squid
by SpawnofAchilles
Oct 20th, 2008
02:34:27 PM
The film is better off without it, Dr. Manhatten works as a unifying threat and makes way more sense. Good call Zach.
The Squid ending compares with Dr. Stranglove's ending...
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Oct 20th, 2008
02:38:07 PM
That's how I always read it in the graphic novel. The Watchmen overall is a bit of a satire, but Moore plays things out (the story and characters) in a very serious, dour manner, until the very end with the Giant Alien Squid. I think Zach Snyder realized this, but he probably had to make a creative compromise with the studio.
I love the fanboys that cry boycott
by SithMenace
Oct 20th, 2008
02:38:13 PM
because the film isn't a word for word adaptation. I am looking forward to seeing Snyder's interpretation, and judging by the trailer it looks very faithful. Remember all the homos that cried boycott because Tom Bombadil wasn't in LOTR or because Shelob wasn't in Two Towers? That boycott totally worked too.
Squid
by Hipshot
Oct 20th, 2008
02:38:29 PM
The squid was never anything but a means to an end--convincing humanity that it has been attacked by aliens, so that they will pull together against a common threat. They are free to exclude the squid if they can create the same impression in another way. A couple of problems with the "squid" 1) You couldn't actually pull it off. Every lab on the planet would analyze its flesh, and it would be awfully odd that its genetics and proteins all seemed to originate with Earth creatures. 2) You'd have to add a minimum of 5-10 minutes to set up the appearance of the squid, in a movie already 2 1/2 hours long. Wouldn't make sense, unless it added something. ## Don't get me wrong: I love the squid, but trying to cut that graphic novel down to a movie means stuff gets cut. Live with it.
You see Dr. Manhattan's dick
by gruntybear
Oct 20th, 2008
02:41:15 PM
Sold! How anyone could go on and on about the lack of a fake squid when we have absolute confirmation that the screen will be graced with unsheathed smurf cock is just a gosh-darned tragedy. A TRAGEDY, I TELL YOU!!!
Mainstream?
by roninhobbit
Oct 20th, 2008
02:44:51 PM
The movie is about a dude who dresses like an owl, and a big blue naked dude. I really don't think a squid at the end would lose the audience... especially since Hollywood thought we wouldn't have any problems with aliens showing up at the end of Indiana fuckin' Jones
how the cookie crumbles
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Oct 20th, 2008
02:45:57 PM
well...lets count all the movies that have followed the formula 100% and count the ones that haven't...there is your answer about the missing squid. they just don't cater to the "fanboy audience" anymore, not entirely anyway.
My final thoughts...
by mode_7
Oct 20th, 2008
02:46:19 PM
... I guess Snyder could make it work. He could well have found a way of plotting this thing so it makes complete sense. The problem I have with him losing the squid is that it seems to me like a symptom of a bigger problem. So much of what Watchmen is is structural. The self referential and almost recursive nature of the book is to me it's most central theme. The way a single panel can be a visual metaphor for the plot as a whole. Wheels turning within wheels turning within wheels, that's what Watchmen is all about. I'm no longer confident that this part of it has made it to the screen, but maybe it never could have.
If people think Manhattan attacks AMERICA, too...
by flickchick85
Oct 20th, 2008
02:46:20 PM
then he won't be seen as an American threat. He's not remotely human at this point, totally otherworldly and lives on Mars - that's a fucking "alien threat," as far as the people of the world are concerned. I was really worried about the ending but honestly, I think, based on what we've heard, this actually works. No squid necessary. Get a grip, people!
well hell
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Oct 20th, 2008
02:50:41 PM
these days, i'm happy if they get it %70 close to the source material. in the film industry it's kinda pointless to think they are gonna get it completely right and make everyone happy...its IMPOSSIBLE.
To repeat: The Squid ending is SUPPOSED to be stupid
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Oct 20th, 2008
02:52:37 PM
Moore was purposely riffing on the absurdity of the major superhero comic book end-of-the-world plots and story arcs. The fact that the Giant Alien Squid was created by a character in the book who's a comic book artist is a clue to this. The irony is that Ozy, a superhero, devises a crazy alien invasion plan worthy of a cheesy comic book plot. Watchmen is starts and plays out as a relatively realistic take on what the world would be like if costumed superheroes really existed, but then the climax turns the whole thing into a satire.

Now I'm not necessarily saying that the original ending would have worked in the movie. I honestly don't know. But I could see how creatively challenging it would be to go from a serious mood to satiric climax. In Dr. Strangelove, the mood is satire all the way throughout. Unfortunately, if they tried to do this with a Watchmen movie, it would probably play out like Mystery Men (which, the original graphic novel, itself was kind of inspired by Watchmen). So I'm neither defending nor criticizing the change to the climax in the Watchmen movie, but I do defend the Giant Alien Squid in the graphic novel.

Squid vs. Manhattan
by InActionMan
Oct 20th, 2008
02:54:26 PM
I would have add my vote to the idea that the squid could be replaced but, the threat should be totally external not Dr. M. he is an American icon in the book.

I would have an "alien" spaceship land in central park like "Day the Earth Stood Still". Scary looking alien comes out and psychicly blasts New York.

Fuck.
by Le Vicious Fishus
Oct 20th, 2008
02:55:14 PM
As a WATCHMEN fan of two decades, it's going to take a little getting used to the idea of no SQUID in the movie. And for you folks who think the squid isn't an important (let alone key) plot point, I ask you respectfully to reread and reconsider.
No squid, no love!
by -Halfscan-
Oct 20th, 2008
02:57:20 PM
Such a drastic change (in what was supposed to be a very faithful adaption) means I'll be skipping this. This just fills me with nerdrage
This Screening Was Intentionally Seeking Leaks!!!
by Media Messiah
Oct 20th, 2008
03:02:10 PM
They, the studio, wanted people to leak this information or they never would have screened it this early, all so they could create a controversy and buzz to attract media attention and to move fans to talk about the movie so they can survey fan interest. By appearing to attempt to plug the leaks, they fuel more interest. This is a gimmick!!! No need however!!! The film will be a hit as long as you stay close to the original story!!!
Yeah, and Whales are so 1851
by Lupe_101
Oct 20th, 2008
03:02:37 PM
No really, I like Herman Melville's novel but I can't really see a giant whale playing to a modern audience, I mean we're past the whole whaling thing, sure the undertones of whaling are still there but all the stuff about harpoons and sailing ships, people aren't going to get it. Here's an Idea, Make Ahab the captain of a war ship, and instead of a whale, make Moby dick some sort of giant white experimental submarine that's invaded international waters. Same story, just, like, updated to deal with our modern concerns. Go team.
No love for Zoidberg
by zooch
Oct 20th, 2008
03:04:24 PM
Wah
No Squid = Galactic Marines in Aliens
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Oct 20th, 2008
03:07:52 PM
Giant squids were more mythical than reality in the 1980s; Snyder is making a m post-modern superhero movie, not a post-modern comicbook movie.

Making Dr. Manhattan the "universal threat" actually works within the confines of that fictional universe, and definitely works better for a movie.

A four hour movie? Then maybe a straight adaptation, but whats the point of a straight adaptation? There's no such thing as a straight adaptation! Hence the word "adaptation."

Damn it
by bellwether
Oct 20th, 2008
03:15:19 PM
There will still be things I like in this, by the sound of it. But the entire point of the Squid is that it's a totally unexpected, out of left field, ALIEN threat. Fake an alien invasion to unite humanity. Plus, as people have said, there's the psychic shockwave, the island, the links to the Black Freighter, the artists and Shea... damn it. You could make the Squid truly horrific. A ghastly, Lovecraftian nightmare. Cthulhu takes Manhattan. It makes little sense as described: given Watchmen's strategic situation, blowing up cities around the world would be more likely to spark a nuclear exchange. Plus, leaving out the journal cliffhanger sucks: I pictured the movie fading out over a ticking clock with Rorshach's journal front and center. Damn it.
comic end homage to Day the Earth Stood Still
by awepittance
Oct 20th, 2008
03:17:14 PM
there is no way simple by Dr. Manhattan being the threat they can encapsulate the impact or emotional resonance of a completely outside alien threat. Moore's genius as i feared will be buried beneath slow-mo action scenes and rewritten endings.
Can SOME ONE tell me?
by Brians Life
Oct 20th, 2008
03:17:19 PM
is the line "Nothing Ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends" IN the movie!?!? The squid, I can live with out, even though what they shot doesn't seem to be an improvement. If that line is NOT in the flick, I am officially waiting for DVD.
Apparently, the squid has joined THE VIEW
by sapno_krei
Oct 20th, 2008
03:32:17 PM
http://tinyurl.com/3n2j2k
"My Squid Goes To Eleven."
by EriamJH
Oct 20th, 2008
03:33:10 PM
Spam, egg, sausage and squid. +++++ Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid. +++++ Now, do we have enough squid?
awepittance
by David Cloverfield
Oct 20th, 2008
03:34:55 PM
Whoa, I didn't catch that. I disagree with you, about me being an idiot.
Doc Manhatten wins Nam for us...
by Darth Macchio
Oct 20th, 2008
03:38:39 PM
..but then out of the blue he wants to kill us? Ok, so then Zach et al will have to come up with fluff to fill this non-existent aspect of the original story when all they had to do was have some faith in their audience.

People....this isn't the new Battlestar fucking Galactica...this is WATCHMEN...probably the greatest graphic novel ever written and arguably one of the "greats" in terms of fiction of any medium.

But it's "ok" or (gasp!) "better" that they changed the ending? This isn't freakin blue flames or pink nipple on the batsuit folks.

You might think that a "bomb" or framing Manhattan would "work" but it changes one of the core aspects of the plot and the catalyst of the final storyline resolution. A few TB'ers above me have posted exactly why changing this is a turd-burgler idea of the worst kind. Without that *specific* ending or something so close as to be the exact same thing (meaning why change it), it will simply not be the same ending at all and, thus, not the same story. Anything but the ending of the graphic novel or something of the exact same context (something extra-terrestrial or not of this earth) simply carries no weight as an existential threat to the entire human race causing the world to unite in peace. I'd hate to see this thing get it so right and then totally pooch-screw the end.


by awepittance
Oct 20th, 2008
03:45:54 PM
Dan stole the words out of my mouth, if i was more eloquent i would have also said this.. "simply carries no weight as an existential threat to the entire human race causing the world to unite in peace" its true, Dr. Manhattan just doesn't fill the role of an existential threat
Not a problem for me
by barryap
Oct 20th, 2008
03:46:12 PM
I know I'm in the minority, but no squid and no journal are not big deals. What's the point of a cliffhanger ending in something that we know has no sequels? And squiddy isn't a big plot point - the point is what he does. If there's a less ridiculous way to bring that destruction, go ahead and do that instead.
no squid, fucking thank God!
by Cyan09
Oct 20th, 2008
03:56:31 PM
I read the graphic novel a month ago, and thought it was the greatest damned thing I had ever read until the fucking squid. I almost set fire to the book right then. Seriously, please let the bomb thing be the ending they use because the squid ending was just plain shitty and stupid, ruined an otherwise perfect story for me. Cloned brain of a psychic inside a genetically engineered squid monster...Christ on a fucking cracker.
I don't care if there's a squid but...
by Cap'n Jack
Oct 20th, 2008
03:57:44 PM
they had better claim those atomic explosions are extra-terrestrial. That's the whole point, how would you unite the countries of the earth unless it's an alien threat. That's why Linderman's plan in season 1 of Heroes was so dumb, how would a general atomic explosion unite anyone, it would just piss everyone off.
Why the Dr. Manhattan threat doesn't work
by CreatureCantina
Oct 20th, 2008
03:59:26 PM
So let's say Dr. Manhattan is the threat that unites humanity. Manhattan leaves for another galaxy. "Oh good. Dr. Manhattan is gone. Now we can nuke Russia again." If everyone believed aliens invaded, they'd think they'll return for another attack. Perpetual threat = perpetual cooperation.
Dr. Manhattan is not a powerful enough threat
by awepittance
Oct 20th, 2008
03:59:38 PM
"the point is what he does. If there's a less ridiculous way to bring that destruction, go ahead and do that instead." true the point is what he does, but how can Dr. Manhattan possibly be the same level of scary external threat as millions of people being imprinted with a psychic shockwave of an alien invasion? for me personally it doesn't even come close to leading to the eventual 'humans uniting together' conclusion. Dr Manhattan is America's guy, therefore if this plot device is used at most its going to be a sort of an America is the bad guy type of thing. That wouldn't normally offend me if it didn't so drastically alter the impact of the ending.
Weighing in on SquidGate...
by TrumpyEatsPotatoes
Oct 20th, 2008
04:00:35 PM
Yes, the film could probably work with Dr. Manhattan appearing as the threat that unites the world. But there are a lot of reasons why an alien creature was chosen to be the threat (listed in many posts above in great detail, but for starters: Manhattan being villified does have some thematic problems; the alien itself is a throwback to the invasion trope in comics, which this is deliberately invoking; the self-referential bits about art saving the world etc.)

Are these all necessary to make it a great movie? No.

But the film that foregoes these elements will not be "Watchmen".
I'm undecided on this one...
by Pawprint
Oct 20th, 2008
04:04:32 PM
I am one of the few that thought the squid was a bit of a fucking stupid ending, but it was a means to an end. I remember reading Watchmen about 10 years ago and being impressed right up until the squid part then thinking "WTF?! THIS is the best graphic novel of all time, and this is how it ends?!", but the journal 'epilogue' more than made up for it.

As to this change for the film version; I'm not sure I like the idea of Manhattan being framed, but it does serve exactly the same purpose as the squid and 'works' the same way, in that it unites the world against a common threat. I think in the context of a film - if the rest of the story is good enough and true enough to the novel - it will probably work. As long as it packs the same sort of punch, and the journal 'epilogue' is still in.

When you watched the Dark Knight
by David Cloverfield
Oct 20th, 2008
04:06:02 PM
did Ledger's make up bother you? Changing the "squid hoax" to "suddenly mad or alien Dr. Mahnattan" is the same level of difference. Then again, why the fuck am I still arguing? Most of you guys take this comic book more serious than I took anything in my life.
Awepittance...
by Pawprint
Oct 20th, 2008
04:07:42 PM
I think the threat comes from the fact that Manhattan can do ANYTHING - he is a god that walks amongst us; the giant squid can kill lots of people, yes and it's pretty fucking ugly, but Manhattan could just end the world in the blink of an eye and fuck off to another galaxy. Slightly more scary for my money if done right.
Got a gut feeling they filmed 2 endings...
by sapno_krei
Oct 20th, 2008
04:09:06 PM
There will be a "squid" or "no squid" option on the DVD.
Doc Manhattan vilified...
by Cyan09
Oct 20th, 2008
04:11:48 PM
I am completely ok with this, he is a fucking prick throughout the entire comic. Seriously, he doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself and was ready to let life on earth die out anyway. He gets his powers and suddenly has a literal God complex, he treats his friends like shit, would let earth be destroyed, and then suddenly decides to let ozy get away with his plan "for the good of humanity"? fuck that, he is an asshole and the scene with him freaking out during the newscast sets him up as unstable to the American public anyway.
The hell kinda name is Paul Greengrass anyway?
by Sick Fixx
Oct 20th, 2008
04:13:13 PM
How about Paul Bluesky? Or Paul Brownshit? Or Paul Pinklabia?
stickmangrit and a couple others nailed it
by DatoMan413
Oct 20th, 2008
04:13:30 PM
It's what the squid means in the story. So much so that it's almost incidental; the squid could be substituted for something else as long as the reason is intact. The superpowers were a few seconds from annihilating each other; if not for the "alien" devastation of New York and the accompaning psychic backlash, they would have burned the planet. This is also integral to the Comedian's discovery of the plot, the systematic radiation poisoning of several Dr. Manhattan acquaintences, the whole mess. If the "squid" is not there, they have to make that all work and still get the conclusion that needs to be seen. Still interested, but we'll see. I'm in the theatre when it comes out, still.
David Cloverfield
by odo19
Oct 20th, 2008
04:21:05 PM
I could give a shit whether the squid stays or goes, but your analogy does'nt really work. TDK was an original work by The Nolan Brothers. It was'nt an adaption of any particular Batman comic or graphic novel, which is why it is granted a lot more leverage in that regard. Therefore, changing from a squid to a framed Doc Manhattan is more like if they had the Joker wore self applied make up in an adaption of the killing Joke, that Nolan promised would be faithful for months. People would be really pissed no matter how good Ledger was.
There's never any pleasing the nerds.
by alienindisguise
Oct 20th, 2008
04:23:10 PM
maybe if you guys got some poon once in a while you would'nt be so damn anal about these freakin' comic adaptations.
Odo19
by Johnny Smith
Oct 20th, 2008
04:25:06 PM
Nah, I think it's more akin to the Joker shooting Barbara Gordon in the face and killing her instead of crippling her, followed by anally raping the Scarecrow as Black Mask sings "If I Were a Rich Man" in the background.
no journal = overly simplistic ending
by WickedJacob
Oct 20th, 2008
04:29:25 PM
The journal is important because Rorshack is the heart of this universe. The watchman world is at once principled and coldly pragmatic, and no one represents this better than rorshack. He claims that the world is a blank slate and that anything can be written on that slate, but when he comes face to face with someone who actually is able to remake the world, he can't abandon the truth even for the sake of a better world. If the movie ends with Ozymandis really "winning" then the theme of the book is that peace is more important than truth. having the journal survives keeps the discussion open, and reconfirms that the universe continues to remain complex. no one is supposed to "win" in the watchmen universe, and the survival of the journal is the best way to represent this.
The Squid is an intentional WTF and F-U...
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Oct 20th, 2008
04:32:37 PM
The common complaint about the graphic novel is that a person reads the series for the first time, loves it all the way through, until the climax with the Giant Alien Squid (GAS) which throws them off, since everything that came before was dealt with in a very serious tone. A TBer above said that people here are taking the Watchmen (the movie adaptation and the original graphic novel) way too seriously, and I agree.

My advice: Re-read the Watchman and look at it as a set-up for a big joke. Edward Blake (the Comedian) "got" the joke, and it drove him mad.

The problem with 'Lovecraftian'...
by Sick Fixx
Oct 20th, 2008
04:32:38 PM
Since when are squid-like beings the most frightening, incomprehensible things to confront mankind? Arachnids or ovidian monstrosities would be so much more effective. I enjoy Lovecraft's work, but his obsession with octopus monsters was a bit ridiculous and his creations overrated as 'most terrifying creatures ever'.
It would be easier to turn the world against Manhattan...
by Bob Cryptonight
Oct 20th, 2008
04:33:04 PM
...since the world was uneasy with the superheroes anyway. It actually fixes a silly part of the graphic novel, ALTHOUGH THE SQUID WORKS IN THE NOVEL because it's a very cool graphic comic book element.
The two changes.
by killdevilhills
Oct 20th, 2008
04:34:50 PM
1) Removing the squid is a shame, because, on the looks of things, it's a better device. Its unworldlyness, its strangeness, and the fact that its attack was mental, rather than physical, emphasize the sheer shock such a thing would cause. Dr. Manhattan's attack would not be that unusual to the populace, who are used to bombs, and somewhat used to Manhattan. But it doesn't ruin the story; the idea that Ozymandias wants the world to unite against a common enemy remains, although slightly less convincingly. 2) But the removal of the post-script, where Rorshach's diary undoes the entire scheme, destroys the argument of the book as a whole. The whole POINT of Watchmen is this: human beings so long to legislate morality, because the world seems so cruel and chaotic. But we cannot, because we are subject to the same chaos, the same limitations of vision, and the same cruelties as the world itself. If Ozymandias can SUCCEED in uniting the world against a common (and non-existent) enemy, then a man CAN overcome hazy morality, and can solve the problems of the world. Moore would have HATED this, knowing, as Manhattan does, that the world is far too infinite and complex to ever be reduced to the whims of simple human morality. So, basically, I don't mind the squid thing. But I HATE the tidy ending.
bollox
by nukethefridge
Oct 20th, 2008
04:40:28 PM
He's only gone and nuked the Squid.
Well he fucked it up
by Defrost
Oct 20th, 2008
04:44:10 PM
Can't say I am shocked. Snyder is a shitty director
Giant squids exist and therefore are not shocking.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Oct 20th, 2008
04:44:53 PM
Maybe in 1980s comic book times, but NOT in the 2000s superhero movie times.

A movie is not a book, not even a book with pictures... of squids.

I agree about concerns about a "tidy" ending...
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Oct 20th, 2008
04:45:07 PM
The journal should be shown in the movie in the end. I hope that Snyder did in fact shoot this scene and that it wasn't added in this test screening, but probably will be put in the final release. If the studio has concerns about leaving this final scene in (due to the reaction of test audiences), then I say Snyder should sneak it in as a bonus scene that plays after the end credits finish rolling. That would work, too.
Nuked the Squid! Ha ha! But a choice.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Oct 20th, 2008
04:46:14 PM
Squid
by killdevilhills
Oct 20th, 2008
04:50:32 PM
SEA: First, it's not actually a squid. Second, I don't the the squid was intended to shock the READERS of the book into uniting against a common enemy. Whether we're in "1980s comic book times' or '2000 superhero movie times,' I think all of us would be pretty upset if a gigantic space alien that blasted our minds with dark psychic energy landed just down the street.
SQUID RANT part 2
by THX--1138
Oct 20th, 2008
04:53:41 PM
Was just thinking about the whole Squid out...why would Ozy kill Comedian? He kills him in the comic because he discovers the island where the artists are creating the squid. With this new ending, what is Ozy's motivation for killing Blake the comedian? And what could Blake possibly see that would drive him to talk to Molach? We know from the trailer Blake is killed, so what is the motive Ozy has to kill him? If Blake doesn't find the island, no motive. So what could he find that would make Ozy kill him?
For all you SQUID lovers...
by uberfreak
Oct 20th, 2008
04:55:36 PM
I got a big tentacle for you to wrap your lips around. Snyder is a fucking genius!
How many times did I say "there's no squid"!
by drturing
Oct 20th, 2008
04:57:19 PM
I fucking knew they didn't have the balls, how they kept pointing out "we're true to the spirit" etc. They just cut off the ending of Seven and replaced it with Brad Pitt finding out it was a replica head in the box and his wife is still alive. Again, it's hard to hate on Zack Snyder because he has his heart in the right place but if you ask me all he's done is visually pillage Watchmen without understanding for a moment what it's about. There is no way someone could take 300 seriously and idelogically be in the same mindset that is Watchmen.
funny thing about these talkbacks...
by DatoMan413
Oct 20th, 2008
04:58:27 PM
is there's always some prat shaking his finger at the "nerds" saying that it's just a comic book, don't take it seriously, go get laid and get on with your life. if that's so, why are they wasting your time lecturing us about it at a site that DISCUSSES MOVIES, INCLUDING COMIC BOOK MOVIES? get lost, ass.
NO SQUID = ZACK FUCKED UP
by spud mcspud
Oct 20th, 2008
05:01:18 PM
If Dr Manhattan has as much power as he does in the graphic novel - and is essentially a fucking GOD - then why would he piss around just blowing up a few continents? If he wanted to destroy the whole world, wouldn't it be assumed - after everything we see him do in the comic - that he could do it just by thinking it? Wouldn't anyone with half a fucking brain figure that out right after the first dumb shit says "Oh, nukes, it must be Dr Manhattan"?

Cheers, Zack. My ass just stopped aching from the one-two Spielberg and Darth Gizzard gave mee with INDIANA JONES AND THE PIECE OF SHIT SEQUEL and you manage to create an ending that makes Dr Manhattan look stupid for going along with it, and everyone else look stupid for even falling for it. The entire intricate plotline of WATCHMEN is brought down like a pack of cards because you tried to be a smart-ass.

Yep, Alan Moore was right. It couldn't be done. Because even you, Zack - the one auteur we thought WOULD get it right - thought he was smarter than the great Alan Moore, and fucked with the ending.

And that's the end of all the fanboy goodwill towards the great Zack Snyder. We fully expect to see you doing 301 or DAWON OF THE DEAD II this time next year.

Damn, I hope this shitty ending is misdirection. But what are the fucking odds of THAT?

Prof Pop Culture is right about the GAS
by Jim Jam Bongs
Oct 20th, 2008
05:01:22 PM
It's meant as a joke on the crazy stupid alien invasion stories you read in typical superhero comic books. The problem isn't that the graphic novel doesn't take its climax serious - the problem is that many readers take the Watchmen too seriously. Alan Moore was slyly poking fun at the whole idea of costumed superheroes. Now if the Watchmen had been adapted into a 12-episode HBO mini-series, the series could have played out the satire, setting things up for the Giant Alien Squid (love that acronym, by the way, prof).

Imagine fake commercials for Veidt products that would be played before an episode - I can easily imagine a fake commercial for Watchmen action figures that looks exactly like the kind of ads for the Star Wars action figures by Kenner back in the early 1980s. This was the idea that Alan Moore was going for with Watchmen - a satire on the superhero genre and the business of marketing superheros. Anybody find it ironic that while the Watchmen graphic novel made fun of the merchandising of superheroes (including mentioning Watchmen action figures within the graphic novel), DC Comics actually produced action figures based on the Watchmen, which pissed off Moore, since he wasn't get paid for them.

Face it: The reason many of you take the Watchmen way too seriously is because you guys take superhero comic books way too seriously, and that's what Moore was addressing with Watchmen. He was pointing out how "stupid" it all is, but framing it within the context of a universe/world he created where such absurdity is part of everyday life.

I don't care about the squid...
by StarWarsRedux
Oct 20th, 2008
05:02:20 PM
...but the idea of losing the diary ending is horrendous. Frankly, this "framing Dr. Manhattan" idea makes much more sense than "faking an alien invasion" ending. I just really hope we get the book's actual ending, and not just the climax.
I am SO FUCKING PISSED
by drturing
Oct 20th, 2008
05:06:20 PM
turning the world against Dr Manhattan with two global superpowers united is NOT the same as a complete and utter psychic and reality inducing mindfuck. Fucking bullshit.
Hahahahahaha
by DeadPanWalking
Oct 20th, 2008
05:07:44 PM
"Also Dr. Manhattan is this blue god like character that can teleport and screws his GF at the same time as working on this machine." You guys should hire this guy, stat.
BALLLESS TOOTHLESS NEUTERING FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD
by drturing
Oct 20th, 2008
05:09:03 PM
i hope Alan Moore actually does know magic and places a vengeful spell on all of you

by awepittance
Oct 20th, 2008
05:11:50 PM
glad to see more people who understand Watchmen in here. I rarely read or post in the talkbacks but this news really put me over the edge. "A TBer above said that people here are taking the Watchmen (the movie adaptation and the original graphic novel) way too seriously, and I agree." there is a difference between what you mean by taking things way too seriously and wanting a high budget 30mm film version of the ending from the Watchmen graphic novel. It will not be the same without it for the reasons you stated, without the 'joke' being so insane and such an over the top change of tone, the movie's climax will be a lot more generic.
Prof. Pop-Cult -The Big joke
by spud mcspud
Oct 20th, 2008
05:14:38 PM
The Big Joke, as I saw it in the novel, wasn't the idea that a giant alien squid is a stupid concept. It's rather the fact that the costumed heroes are running around acting in this very black-and-white moral absolutist way, insisting that there is good and evil and that everyone falls into either category. And life just isn't like that - the Comedian being the perfect example of a character who does NOT live by moral absolutes (ie he does some good for the world, but is at heart a destructive and evil person). Rorshach is the same - does good by being evil - and Ozymandias is the ultimate representation that people can do good by doing evil, or vice versa - therefore he is the ultimate stand against moral absolutism. Basically, the GN posits two sets of costumed heroes - the moral absolutists, who live by strict codes and concepts of good-vs-evil, and the amoral relativists, who think that the end justifies the means, and that they are absolved of their evil actions by doing them towards an end for good. And the ultimate joke? The amoral relativists are the ones who are RIGHT, at least in the ending to Watchmen. The moral absolutists are left dumbfounded at the scale of the plan, unable to comprehend what relevance they have in this new world of shades-of-grey morals where a person can be both good AND bad. The amoral relativists are removed, so that only one - Ozymandias - is left to run the New World Order. I don't count Dr Manhattan in either camp as he's too far above such things, being a living god.

Bottom line? The joke is that the Comedian's view on life is RIGHT - and Ozy can't let him live long enough to let anyone else know what he knows. Yes, he might have undone the scheme by mentioning the island to Moloch, but worse - he saw that someone far more visionary than himself could do a great evil and bring about the ultimate good. And this knowledge made the Comedian confront himself with the knowledge of who he truly was: an evildoer, justifying his evil actions by claiming his intentions were good.

They nuked the squid. Motherfuckers.

roninhobbit gets it - the frame job is a pussy ass cop out
by drturing
Oct 20th, 2008
05:16:00 PM
the idea was a threat that stood outside everyone's definition of accepted reality and politics - that's the genius of ozy's plan and why it's tragic. because it actually, if you suspend disbelief, feels like it would work. Instead in the real world if you had an operative who works for the US like Dr Manhattan and is already in the fabric of the story a geopolitically destabilizing figure, blaming him for nuclear attacks worldwide would lead to all out fucking war, in fact one of the constant ideas in the book is that Dr Manhattan has put the world on the precipice of nuclear war even further.

9/11, for example, should've led us to complete unity but the polarizing political nature of our response made the world more fragmented.

If on the other hand something happened that had no recourse to any assocation here on earth then I think that goodwill everyone felt around the world on 9/11 would be palpable. This ending, if intact, is such a load of horseshit.

Brunomac: I'm not dismissing Watchmen or Moore
by Jim Jam Bongs
Oct 20th, 2008
05:20:00 PM
Technically, Watchmen isn't a parody; it's a satire (social/artistic commentary). Moore has gone on record many times in interviews pointing out the absurdity of the very idea of people dressed in costumes doing heroic deeds.

I'm not dismissing Watchmen at all. I think Watchmen is a brilliant work. Furthermore, I don't think that people who dislike the GAS are reading the book "wrong"; it's a controversial ending because while the story deconstructs the superhero comic book genre, it also acknowledges it (the absurdity of it all) in the climax. I do recommend people re-read the graphic novel with this in mind, and you will probably see how it all, especially the ridiculousness, fall into place.

And not that anybody has questioned my geek cred, but one of my favorite movies this year is The Dark Knight. So I don't think there's anything wrong about taking this genre seriously; it's just that in the case of the Watchmen, "why so serious?" is probably the best approach when addressing discussion of this seminal work. So, my final thought is: Watchmen IS a great work of storytelling; it's a SERIOUS piece of graphic novel art. The storyline in it IS, frankly, "absurd" - but I am not using "absurd" as an insult or to be dismissive. Satire (good satire) is considered a respectful and, yes, "serious" art form, and that's what Watchmen is.

alienindisguise
by spud mcspud
Oct 20th, 2008
05:24:27 PM
Oh, fuck off.
No Squid Please. Thank You!
by Frodo T. Baggins
Oct 20th, 2008
05:29:03 PM
Yeah that was confusing anyways. So does that mean that the Movie crew isnt in this either? The ones making the Squid? All fine by me.
"The squid was created by artists, and the..."
by menstrual_blitz
Oct 20th, 2008
05:49:19 PM
Why aren't more of you talking about this. The whole island, and recruting of artist and writers and musicians and scientist to create this elaborate invasion as if it were one big art piece. This was one of my favorite parts of the book,and it's true: it doesn't matter what form the attach takes, as long as the event was created collectively by imaginative and passionate people ignorant of the intended results.
you guys make less sense
by the milf lover
Oct 20th, 2008
06:00:11 PM
...than the ones arguing politics in the Palin talkback! It's just a fucking SQUID!!!!

by awepittance
Oct 20th, 2008
06:04:25 PM
"It's just a fucking SQUID!!!!" wrong read the poster above you
christ on a cracker
by Cyan09
Oct 20th, 2008
06:14:40 PM
I don't care if it was supposed to be a joke, the squid is fucking stupid. The joke is I wasted hours reading the graphic novel to have that be the climax. Try playing that joke on a movie audience and see how they react. Its a shitty ending. They could have reached the same resolution without introducing "the cloned brain of a psychic inside a genetically engineered monster." They can and have come up with a much better alternative. Anyone who thinks that the squid was a good plot device or that it would be good in the movie is pants-on-head fucking retarded. Stop justifying it or saying that "Squid haters" don't get it. I get it, it's just fucking stupid.
Stop the presses! Rich Johnston reports multiple endings were fi
by Johnny Smith
Oct 20th, 2008
06:18:02 PM
Rich Johnston of CBR's Lying in the Gutters has this to say: "There have been repeated reports circulating the net regarding the ending of Zack Snyder’s “Watchmen" movie that the ending has been radically changed from the original. We’re not talking everyone wearing Rorschach’s mask or anything, but the perceived and bizarre extra-world threat of a pan dimensional Cthulhu god alien landing on New York killing millions is gone. Or has it? I understand that the ending people have been seeing is just one possible filmed ending. That the movie’s FX farm has already created big squid effects. And that there will be more than one ending of the film tested before general release. Expect to see all of them in the two/three disc DVD."
menstrual_ blitz
by WerePlatypus
Oct 20th, 2008
06:19:16 PM
I agree, and that's a point that will be sorely missed without a squid. The squid, kind of like a nuclear bomb, takes a tremendous amount of creativity, hundred of minds working together. The new plot takes Ozy and Dr. Manhatten. Where's the absurdity in a frame job?
Squid would have been laughed offscreen
by m_prevette
Oct 20th, 2008
06:19:36 PM
It never really worked 100% in the comic and it would not work on screen. The printed page and film are two different mediums. Sorry but source material does not always translate to the screen well. Let's be realistic. If you worship the comic as many do I can understand the ire at the change if it is in fact change. However a dramatic turn and climax in a feature film, it would be laughable. Let's just hope any other narrative changes are for the better.
We also need the diary
by WerePlatypus
Oct 20th, 2008
06:21:45 PM
It resets the doomsday clock to 12 minutes to zero (evidenced by the shirt with the ketchup stain). All of Ozy's work for nothing, and as Dr. Manhatten says, "Nothing ever ends."
I can't believe it's taken this long for someone to say it.
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Oct 20th, 2008
06:34:03 PM
People are freaking out about the incredibly vague hearsay accounts of uncredited sources about a test screening for a movie that isn't 100% finished.

Seems to me like a good deal of you are predisposed to hating the film squid or no squid.
how the fuck is watchmen a classic when "the squid never worked"
by drturing
Oct 20th, 2008
06:39:56 PM
people who don't even read graphic novels read watchmen, here we are getting our panties in a knot over it, and one of the reasons is the sheer huge balled audacity of the squid and HOW IT TIES EVERYTHING THE BOOK IS ABOUT TOGETHER.
The important thing here is the journal I think.
by Mort Meyers
Oct 20th, 2008
06:41:26 PM
The possibility of it getting published and the cliff that the audience is left dangling from in the wake of this realization is more important than the plan itself, as long as that plan works cinematically. The fact that multiple cities are destroyed including some on U.S. soil keeps the responsibility solely in "the good doctors" hands, and proves that he has no allegiance. I think Manhattan is as close to an alien threat as one could come. You guys have to understand how much longer this film would be if the back story of the island (LOST) wasn't omitted. I think that Snyder fought for the squid most definitely. But in the end losing it was the least of my worries. Side note: I have been driving around listening to the score from KOYAANISQATSI daydreaming about mars, while not paying attention to a damned thing on the road for days now. Knowing that I will see that scene in a movie theater is the greatest inclusion from the novel I've heard so far. I for one, can't wait.
there is no squid ending
by drturing
Oct 20th, 2008
06:42:38 PM
Snyder refused to answer the question instead saying they had an ending "true to the spirit of the book" while also saying that they couldn't film the end as written because it would be too disturbing. Patrick Wilson said the same, that there was an ending 'true to the book'. The fact that they're not trumpeting "we had the ballls, vision, and courage to make a monumental ending that would throw some jodorowsky level mind altering shit at the mainstream comic book ingesting audience" means they were GIANT FUCKING PUSSIES.
SAVE THE SQUID!
by Riley Martin
Oct 20th, 2008
06:48:44 PM
People, sign my petition. THE SQUID IS ENDANGERED! Save the giant squishy squid, yo!!!!!!11111one
Squid Problem
by Thunderbolt Ross
Oct 20th, 2008
06:49:36 PM
I can see why they wouldn't put it in for simplification purposes ... It's a minor subplot in terms of how many pages or panels are devoted to it but in a movie it would take up a decent chunk of time - it needs to be clear what 's going on.

So I get the idea of simplifying things. I think this solution is a little too mundane however, and I'll miss the idea of the artists helping create this monster. It's an important part of the book, the artist community's typical pie in the sky, utopian ambitions being put to extreme use.

I Can Verify...
by TheRealMoriarty
Oct 20th, 2008
06:52:05 PM
... that the entire subplot with the journal is intact, right down to the very last images in the film.
No squid = dealbreaker
by ebonic_plague
Oct 20th, 2008
07:04:29 PM
I want to see Watchmen, not "We Think This Is Better Than Watchmen." Fuck what the average movie-goer thinks, if they were making a movie for the average movie-goer they should done something besides Watchmen. If the squid's out so am I, I'll wait for cable just out of spite.
I Love The Graphic Novel, But...
by LaserPants
Oct 20th, 2008
07:05:08 PM
The giant squid thing is kinda dumb. Even the build up to it in the novel, the little hints in the background, weren't very strong, and were ultimately kinda almost incoherent. I mean its grotesque and interesting in that way, but, mass audiences won't buy it. I think you can get the same thing across in a similar, though more believable way.
Thank fuck the journal remains in the last scene
by brhood
Oct 20th, 2008
07:05:17 PM
but more on squiddy... I cannot see how they can make Dr M. the threat, unless they drop the "God exists and he's American" line. Sure, Dr. M really doesn't give two fucks about humanity, but framing him to take the fall for nukin' half of the US and then the Ruskies (and the rest of the world) getting all, "Lets help our Americanm Comrades to stop this thread" seems more far fetched than a Extra Dimensional Alien being getting dropped on NYC. I think the Russians would be more like... "look, the fuckers are down, lets hit'em harder seeing that Blue Fucker is their guy anyway" My two cents. I hope the squid is in, but if it isnt, Snyder is still getting my coin as Im going to see it anyway.
Please quit calling it a fucking squid!
by Paul Bucciarelli
Oct 20th, 2008
07:27:32 PM
Fanboys love to find alternative names for things and drive them into the ground. The Shat, The Rat, Favs and all the other goofy names that you guys throw around trying to sound like your on the inside track. As for the tentacled alien in question, a lot of you are saying that it would never work and the public would laugh it off the screen. How does this not work and a naked giant member of the Blue Man Group does? We're all going to throw our money down to see this but my expectations are pretty low. Dawn of the Dead was great for the first 5 minutes and the for dude in the shop across the street but other than that it's pretty lame. The less said about 300 the better. The book will always be there and is every bit the classic that's it's touted to be. You people that haven't read it yet should do so. You've got plenty of time and I'm sure that your local library has it if they carry graphic novels. Shake the book the entire time that you're reading it and you'll have your very own Paul Greenglass piece of shit version .
Architects Of Fear
by spidermanfreak20
Oct 20th, 2008
07:28:37 PM
Moore ripped off the squid ending from the Outer Limits episode. Kevin Smith does a funny bit online saying "Alan Moore is heralded as a genius. For essentially doing this- ( Kevin mimes Moore watching the episode and typing it down on paper)"
Journals in, squid is out... I'm in.
by O_Goncho
Oct 20th, 2008
07:30:27 PM
If they do have the Doc framed for JUST attacking the US then yeah, it is a little far fetched, but that sounds like an easy enough plot hole to work on to me. I still have faith; I'll still be watching the watchable men.
KIND OF OFF TOPIC...
by ClearlyBlind
Oct 20th, 2008
07:30:51 PM
...but i'd really apperciate an answer...Where can i Download music from? I'm still running off lime wire and i have no idea how to use bit torrent or where to find music files? can somebody help me out?
"Shake the book..."
by ebonic_plague
Oct 20th, 2008
07:32:38 PM
Paul, I don't know exactly why that was so funny, but it fucking was.
ClearlyBlind
by O_Goncho
Oct 20th, 2008
07:34:58 PM
Soul Seek, rapidshare, or learn to torrent. That's what I hear from a guy who downloads music but isn't me, anyway.
I honestly want to cry. This is horrible.
by dr sauch
Oct 20th, 2008
07:36:19 PM
I won't be seeing this. I can't believe they took out the squid. This is terrible.
Dr Sauch
by O_Goncho
Oct 20th, 2008
07:37:50 PM
Not that I condone deriving amusement from another persons misery... but that made me lol.
My Serious Take on the GAS...
by uberfreak
Oct 20th, 2008
07:39:48 PM
OK, when I read the graphic novel in 86 when I was in high school, my reaction to the GAS was "underwhelmed" as it is today. At first, what the fuck? No sense of awe from the GAS, but the hundreds of dead bodies and destruction was impressive. Moore goes on to literally explain the conspiracy through dialog. You would not be able to piece this together from the story leading to that point. You might have been able to guess some of the potential possibilities, but nah. I think the ridiculous appearance of the GAS does not add to the satire of traditional comic books, it's a fucking serious story dude. So, it's just kinda cool but probably tough for the average joe to put together all the elements of the conspiracy together after viewing the story unfold in film. So I agree with initial assessment of some that the WATCHMEN is not doable on film. But, I think the GAS as a visual is it's only value, and I think that's a stretched argument considering how poorly conceptualized it is--the color scheme in the graphic novel doesn't work at all for depicting a horrific alien apparition, the beak and the eye. Bah. So, yeah, I think Snyder is making a good choice. Maybe they could do it if they entriely re-conceptualized the GAS. Maybe make it just one giant mass of Cthulian slimy black tentacles. Kids this movie is going to blow away the competition.
O_Goncho
by dr sauch
Oct 20th, 2008
07:42:29 PM
Understandable. I'm a huge Watchmen fanboy. This is my flames on Optimus.
Ok, no Squid =
by PTSDPete
Oct 20th, 2008
07:47:24 PM
STUPID.
Looks like Alan Moore will diss this movie after all :
by PTSDPete
Oct 20th, 2008
07:48:00 PM
The journal is important, the squid ain't...
by sonnyfern
Oct 20th, 2008
07:54:23 PM
I never liked it either. Sooner or later wouldn't the world realize something is wrong after no other aliens show up? Just seemed too ridiculous to me...
I miss the Squid already.....
by the1980mutant
Oct 20th, 2008
08:02:55 PM
..and I haven't even peeked at the story.
Portland saw alternate ending for Home DVD milking
by JeffManSixtyFo
Oct 20th, 2008
08:09:36 PM
You know you'll pay to see this.They know too.Buzz and hype have been created.Mission accomplished.Back to the editing room.Make a bitchin trailer for the SuperBowl.Geek-pr*cks have been teased and will pay up for a special edition DVD the second or third time its released to see what Portland saw.
Portland saw alternate ending for Home DVD milking
by JeffManSixtyFo
Oct 20th, 2008
08:09:37 PM
You know you'll pay to see this.They know too.Buzz and hype have been created.Mission accomplished.Back to the editing room.Make a bitchin trailer for the SuperBowl.Geek-pr*cks have been teased and will pay up for a special edition DVD the second or third time its released to see what Portland saw.
Aiight, check this out :
by PTSDPete
Oct 20th, 2008
08:10:18 PM
"There was no squid... He and Dr Manhattan built a machine to mimic the powers of Dr Manhattan, under the guise of "free energy" to solve the energy crisis. Unbeknown to Manhattan, he used the machine to set off an atomic bomb like thing in various large cities around the world." Fucking shit, this is gonna bomb. Or worse yet, this is going to suck. After much apparent fidelity at the first parts of the film, you've got fucking shit like this ruining the whole damn thing right towards the end w/c COMPLETELY subverts the central ' anti-nuclear weapons, anti-nuclear holocaust ' theme of the film. See, kids, it's not just the Squid, really - it's the SQUID ( DOOMSDAY MACHINE ) EXPLODING IN MANHATTAN !!!! Admittedly, it took me two years, and past 9-11 to fully grasp the sick, twisted morality of that finish, but then I realized there was nothing to grasp - so much as it being a satirical ironic aside. " The whole damn fucking point of Alan Moore in it all is that if America would think nuking Hiroshima amidst an escalating war and a veritable imperialist bent on not quitting is a justifiable detterent in ensuring world peace, then maybe decimating New York with a similar doomsday device would might as well be fine in that same logic. Is THAT how we're all gonna roll, now ? " Yet, you've got this pussy Zach Snyder reneging on the power of that by over-extending that finish across the rest of the fucking planet. God, that is terrible. Seriously terrible. And they bothered to fit the whole fucking '80s thing to a T. Son of a bitch. I thought that that death ray bit in David Hayter's take was horrid enough, and they get it fucking worse. What's up with this trash. I mean, this guy can't manage to keep his Republican bias to himself. He just had to go at length with his asshattery into ruining other people's work. Goddammit. Seriously, Zach, stop meddling with the fiction you have been made to adapt. GO THE FUCK AWAY !!! And I was even fucking anticipating this.....
This is more horrible than the David Hayter version....
by PTSDPete
Oct 20th, 2008
08:12:28 PM
So - PASS !!!!!
Adherence to detail is not important in an adaptation
by sarajevobot
Oct 20th, 2008
08:17:38 PM
Adherence to the basic themes of a story and the core of its characters... that's the important part. That's why Blade Runner works and Dune doesn't, even though BR takes a shitload of liberties and Dune is (almost overly) faithful. That's why the Nolan Batman works while earlier Batman movies didn't. That's why the Squid doesn't matter... as well as why I'm worried about the "gee-it-looks-just-like-panels -from-the-comic" excitement surrounding the early Watchmen stills. Slavish copying doesn't make a good adaptation. Understanding the themes of an existing work, then TRANSLATING those to film: that's what makes a good adaptation. Duh.
and by the way
by sarajevobot
Oct 20th, 2008
08:25:31 PM
I read Watchmen is grade school, as it the original issues were being released, and I loved it, and I still love it, but I remember getting to the last couple issues and then seeing the giant space monster and being all like, "Huh?" It really took me out of what was up to that point the most memorable story I'd ever read. It's worth noting that back in those days, Ronald Reagan was actually publicly talking about how an alien invasion would be the only thing that could end the Cold War, so that kinda nuttiness was very much in the air. Watchmen's a great book but I've always had mixed feelings about the staged invasion. Anyway, I'm anxious to see Snyder's movie but I'm gonna withhold my excitement or disappointment until I see the damn thing. I've always suspected Snyder's out of his depth with the project, but as far as whether or not his version works, you know, I'LL be the judge of that.... after I see the durn thing.
One last thing
by sarajevobot
Oct 20th, 2008
08:28:32 PM
Another way to ensure the quality of your adaptation is DON'T LET BRETT RATNER HANDLE IT. And, if you're making Conan, HIRE JAVIER BARDEM AND THEN GET A DIRECTOR WHO IS GOOD AND ALSO NOT BRETT RATNER.
This is going to bomb and ruin future comic movies
by Circean6
Oct 20th, 2008
08:39:38 PM
The whole point of Watchmen was so Alan Moore could vent his frustration with the unreality of costumed heros, it is and remains a dark satire. Now can anyone tell me the WB publicity department is going to push this movie as such? No, they are going to say "From the makers of Batman & Superman comes the Watchmen!" and folks are going to line up expecting cool summer superheros and they are going to get a very confusing commentary that (if they keep the orginal ending) will NOT have a resoloution they will be willing to accept. It will have a great weekend then it'll tank! After that good luck getting projects with smaller characters off the ground, execs will all be saying the same thing, "the public is bored with superheros, Watchmen was a flop!". I am not saying this because I want it this way, but this really is how I see it going down. I hope I'm wrong...
Giant Squid!!!!!!!
by Mockingbuddha
Oct 20th, 2008
08:39:46 PM
Most of my points have been made already, and btw, Giant Squid is shorthand for the manufactured alien menace, it needn't have actually been exactly like the creature in Watchmen. I just wanted to take this opportunity to hope it is a fake ending so we'll all be surprised, if not I want to say that Zack Snyder blew his chance and he will forever be known as the man who fucked up Watchmen. He had the chance but his giant vagina kept him from doing it right. Is anyone out there interested in a new re-imagined Watchmen movie yet?
People seem to be greatly misunderstanding Manhattan
by Monkey Butler
Oct 20th, 2008
08:40:14 PM
Somebody called him a douchebag. He's not a douchebag, he's on a higher plane of existence and can no longer understand human emotions, because he can see and feel and create everything. He's an apathetic god. And after accusations that he causes cancer and his subsequent flight to Mars, of course the general public - including in the US - are going to be scared of him. And as for the frame-up, the general public presumably wouldn't know that Manhattan could wipe Earth out of existence with a thought, or that he retreats into his clockwork world after the attack.
Read recently
by Maceox
Oct 20th, 2008
08:47:16 PM
I read the book for the first time this summer. Loved, flippin loved it. . . ubtil the end. I actually guffawed when I saw the squid. Really felt it ruined the emotional impact. Lots of people dead (SAD)
Squid
by Maceox
Oct 20th, 2008
08:47:38 PM
Just plain silly.
Comic book/Movie/Relax
by Jaka
Oct 20th, 2008
08:56:16 PM
People, relax! It's just a movie - one that almost nobody has seen at that! It will always be a genre shattering comic book. Nothing in this movie can change that. No movie can change a book - that's why they adapt books FOR SCREEN. I'm as much a geek as the next person, but y'all are just taking this too seriously. Anger and name calling - it's ridiculous. And what's worse, you're going to drive yourselves away from the possibility that you might love this movie before you've even had a chance to see it. Don't let teh internets work you over. Keep an open mind, see the film and decide for yourself. Geez already.
Now, in regards to the changes...
by Jaka
Oct 20th, 2008
09:05:57 PM
...so what? As many people have mentioned (although I do understand completely how it makes sense having read the book about 20 times) the giant squid always held a bit of silliness and did verge on anti-climactic. However, also as mentioned, I'm still not sure this is the "real" ending. More than likely it's a real test ending and there's lots of people who get paid way too much money to decide such things judging our reactions to it right now. But I'm most intrigued (as a HUGE fan of the LOTR SE DVDs) by the idea of a theater AND DVD version/end. It may be the only way they can come close to pleasing a majority of the people interested in this project.

Now, what I really want to know is, how about some substance regarding filmmaking from any of these comments? Lighting, cinematography, editing, set and costume design? There are other things that I personally think are important to the effectiveness of this story. How those are translated to the screen will go a long way towards forming my final opinion on this film. I know a lot of those things have been changed - I just wish peopls would have commented on them (or commented on them at all).

And you think this is unfilmable? Somebody should make "Lost Girls". lol That ending would piss a lot more people off than anything in Watchmen... assuming they got that far... heh.
Hmmm...I do have a feeling this might be a deliberate mislead...
by RockLobster800
Oct 20th, 2008
09:07:39 PM
I mean its ages till the flick comes out, and Snyder and co KNOW that this stuff will be discussed here (non-discloure agreement or no)so its either a mislead to keep people from seeing the real ending(pointless though, no?), OR he's put on a different ending to gauge fan reactions, with the option to place the alien back in (although with the amount of time production would spend cooking one up and messing about with the story makes this seem...unlikely)...whether or not he'll listen to the outcry is difficult to tell. OR maybe he's just prepping himself for the level of a shit storm changing the climax will cause extra early so he can put up his defenses. OR maybe he's hoping it'll become a "Joker wears makeup" kinda deal where everyone is outraged the first few weeks and the idea gradually grows on them until nobody cares anymore.But I do sense theres more to this story that meets the eye...OR maybe Im reading too much into it. Maybe it's a growing trend in superhero flicks-TDK ended with Batman being the voluntary villain for the sake of the greater good, and now so Manhattan does the same...maybe Snyder just saw TDK and went "wow, what an ending-lets stick that on!". Im reserving judgement myself-in FULL CONTEXT maybe it works...although I concur with people maintaining the Journal ending needs to be there-surely just for the potentially iconic shot of the guys ketchup smeared smiley faced t-shirt appearing behind it at the table. I'm sure Snyder noticed how often the smiley face occured in some form in the book (the surface of Mars etc) and so MUST understand it's significance, and relevance to the finalty of the story.
fuck you zack snyder
by BurgerKing
Oct 20th, 2008
09:10:24 PM
I at first doubted him directing this, then turned my opinion around, but learning about his changing of the ending THE ENDING GOD DAMNIT is a cop out of terrible Hollywood proportions. So fuck you Mr. Snyder, I will pirate your mother fucking movie.
On last thought
by Jaka
Oct 20th, 2008
09:19:02 PM
All this rambling on about how Snyder and WB are evil, profit-mongering, dream smashers goes right out the window if they release this movie with an R rating. Just sayin'.
One... one last thought
by Jaka
Oct 20th, 2008
09:20:03 PM
I already commented on the last "thought" in one of my previous posts. lol
You guys crack me up
by MurderMostFowl
Oct 20th, 2008
09:36:29 PM
Having never read watchmen, this silly little argument really makes me laugh. Don't get me wrong... I *love* comic books and hero genres.
You guys need to step back a minute and check yourselves... you really think the target audience would accept a ( as I gather from these posts ) a giant squid that comes out of nowhere?
You're telling me that they wouldn't look at it like the worlds stupidist McGuffin?
erm... +a
by MurderMostFowl
Oct 20th, 2008
09:39:39 PM
Macguffin :) Squid.... Oh... and I prefer the original cut of Blade Runner too ;)
// ducks and runs....
Cyan09
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
09:40:21 PM
you obviously didn't get the ending and it's commentary of comic books and comic books plots. fucking idiot. watch a documentary then fuckwit, if you can't understand things like watchmen and need pure reality.
squid won't work, cos the alien from cloverfield didn't work
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
09:41:44 PM
doesn't matter if it's a squid or not. what matters is an alien in the middle of new york. doesn't matter what it looks like, but an alien threat in the middle of new york and bodies around it. not succumb to just nuclear bombs to unite humanity, they did that in terminator.
Cap'n Jack
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
09:42:47 PM
linderman's plan still doesn't make sense. he's a superhuman who wants the world to unite against superhumans. they just ripped off watchmen without even thinking about where they wanted to go with it.
the imagery of the alien in new york with bodies around it
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
09:44:03 PM
that was powerful when i first read it and still rings, so anyone who doesn't see it that way and thinks the 'squid' is a dumb idea and rather for this bland nuclear bomb scenario can fuck themselves.
David Cloverfield
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
09:45:26 PM
ledger's make up and changing the context of the story in watchmen is not the same thing. fucking idiot. learn how to make a point then come back dumb fuck.
I rather like fucking myself.
by Jaka
Oct 20th, 2008
09:47:54 PM
Is that the best argument you've got? Because it's not much. While reading the book I never once thought the squid was "a dumb idea". But I did find it a little bit silly, and I think translating it to screen successfully might be impossible. Have you ever considered the fact that you might love the movie? Or that you might hate it because of the casting/acting? I just don't understand why people spew such vitriol before they've even seen the movie.
BTW, most excellent ninja
by Jaka
Oct 20th, 2008
09:50:31 PM
Your comments make you appear as if you're an uneducated asstard. Having a different opinion doesn't give you the right to drop F bombs on people for no reason. And if that doesn't make sense to you, I'd love for you to come to Oakland and speak that way to someones face. ....... lol, LOOOVE!
Bob Cryptonight
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
09:55:12 PM
watchmen needs to be fixed? so thats why it's not the greatest comic book ever. fucking idiot.
Stereotypical Evil Archer
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
10:01:06 PM
so that giant squid liek forest god in hellboy 2 didn't exist? fuckhead.
Jim Jam Bongs
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
10:08:53 PM
you're kind of off with your analysis because people didn't start taking superheroes seriously until AFTER watchmen thus making your point invalid, and he wasn't making fun of superheroes, he was deconstructing them, but not making fun. He loves superheroes.
Frodo T. Baggins
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
10:12:59 PM
so because you are too stupid to understand it, it should be gone. idiot.
Cyan09
by most excellent ninja
Oct 20th, 2008
10:14:33 PM
you are a fucking idiot. don't read comic books because you don't deserve to.
I used to have no problem
by brobdingnag
Oct 20th, 2008
10:19:50 PM
with the idea of the altered ending but the the fact that Snyder seemed to be getting everything else right for the most part just makes this even more of a slap in the face. Looks like I'll be waiting to steal this off the interwebs.
Why so many people hating on "the squid"?
by badboymason
Oct 20th, 2008
10:21:56 PM
Look, I look at it like this - yes, you could change a lot of things about Watchmen to make it make "more sense as a film", but when you are making an adaptation where you care about every tiny detail, down to recreating specific frames from the comic, you don't change the fucking ending. Lots of recent movies have had ridiculous huge "aliens" in them and worked fine Hellboy had a giant squid, War of the Worlds pulled them off, so did Cloverfield... whats so far-fetched/ridiculous about a superhero movie having a fake alien show up? You don't have to keep the exact design, make it more Giger-ish or Lovecraftian if you like... or, hell, make it an alien spacecraft crashing into New York - (Fuck, if they had the guts to make it crash into the Twin Towers that would be ballsy. Probably highly inappropriate, but fucking insane...)
The official ending has leaked....
by Jobacca
Oct 20th, 2008
10:51:09 PM
and its now online http://im-a-squid.ytmnd.com/
Jaka you douche
by drturing
Oct 20th, 2008
10:59:46 PM
yeah the r rated 300 made nobody any money.

You know what, it comes down to just this... If someone attempts to adapt something and the original creator doesn't give their blessing, there's an insurmountable problem. Period. Somehow Hayter got his ok from Moore.

The squid was lame to begin with
by Chuck_Chuckwalla
Oct 20th, 2008
11:01:38 PM
Brilliant idea because it makes Dr. Manhattan's story more well-rounded. He's a walking H-bomb so, thematically it makes sense. So, I'm thinking Ozy and Dr. Manhattan make a deal to do this for the greater good? That's the same story, that jives with the nature of the characters with no need to explain a giant squid. As long as there's a psychic shock-wave, count me in. I've read Watchmen twice and the squid always felt out of place for a super hero story. It's like Alan Moore was reading H.P. Lovecraft that month and thought "This is cool, I'll end it with Cthulhu."
Hrrrrmmmm
by macheesmo3
Oct 20th, 2008
11:26:28 PM
Do you think there is any chance they tested a fake ending , knowing it would leak online ? Cause Zack has GOT to know that we Watchmen purists would raise holy hell about no squid! I wouldn't be surprised to see the original ending in place come release time !
Guys, "no Squid" has been known for MONTHS
by finky089
Oct 20th, 2008
11:28:46 PM
this is not "new" news. Why are you acting so surprised?

It can work without the squid. You just can't keep the plot exactly like the comic and not end with it, b/c then it changes the meaning and plot symettry. However, Snyder has tweaked a few things throughout, which may in turn make the ending okay. Just settle the fuck down!

God, please don't start saying "jumped the squid" now...
by smackfu
Oct 20th, 2008
11:29:53 PM
...because technically it should be "teleported the squid".
People claiming not to like the squid are FULL OF SHIT
by Brians Life
Oct 20th, 2008
11:29:57 PM
That's the bottom line. If you didn't like the squid, you didn't like the book...if you didn't like the book...you're a fucking retard.
Oh, I think I get it
by WerePlatypus
Oct 20th, 2008
11:32:14 PM
It's the human death that they cannot film. The squid killed people psionically, leaving a million people with exploded brains and blood everywhere. It was sheer carnage, NC-17 gore. The bombing, on the other hand, will just show shorn buildings and people turned to dust. Just as many die in this new version, but the squid has a certain intimacy, a kind of horrible gore that you just don't see on film. Snyder needs to go for it, find a way to film it for the censors. I vote for the squid.
Seconded that Cyan09 doesn't deserve...
by Brians Life
Oct 20th, 2008
11:32:52 PM
...to read comics. Take a fuckin' class!
about the squid
by smackfu
Oct 20th, 2008
11:35:07 PM
The first time I read it, it did seem out of place. I mean, the whole theme of the Watchmen is realism, taking the fantasy concept of the costumed hero, and placing it in the real world. It just seems odd that Moore's method of choice in fooling the world it was under alien attack was to teleport a giant exploding psychic squid into NYC. It just seems so sci-fi and...ungrounded in realism...in comparison to the tone of the rest of the comic.
Squid or not Squid
by _Lizarkeo
Oct 20th, 2008
11:38:28 PM
I love the Squid from the comics (also called "THE GIANT KILLER VAGINA"). But, as Elliot Gould´s Philip Marlowe would say, "It´s ok with me" (about the new ending). I hope that, someday, in 2012, a little kid in his garage will make a great alternative version of the ending of the movie, putting back our BELOVED SQUID. BUT, I´m also pretty sure that Zack Snyder will EXPLODE our minds in march, after showing us the COUNTLESS GORY WAVES OF DEAD BODIES on screen. On big screen. IMAX screen. RATED-R GORY WAVES. OF DEAD CG BODIES EVERYWHERE. After all, the Squid was only the supporting character, heh.
Awepittance -- real fan -- hate squid
by Oknight
Oct 20th, 2008
11:43:38 PM
I'm a real comic fan-- (I'm the guy who renamed SHIELD for Mark Gruenwald at Mid Ohiocon) I read Watchmen month-by-month and have replaced 3 Watchmen trades because of wear-- have given the book to more than 5 non-comic friends... The conspiracy was always too contrived, too complex, and very unsatisfying-- using Dr. Manhattan can work fine, simplifies appropriately for the adaptation, and will almost certainly not work worse than the original ending which is the least valuable aspect of the book.
SO WHAT IF THERE IS NO SQUID
by TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
Oct 21st, 2008
12:05:47 AM
because i heard that at one point, Rorschach's mask spells out the letters TFD. that, of course, is short for TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
IT
by DontKnowJacK
Oct 21st, 2008
12:07:01 AM
Was very fuckin cool with Pennywise and then became a fuckin spider. Squid = Spider
Just to clarify
by Oknight
Oct 21st, 2008
12:08:53 AM
When I say the ending is the least valuable aspect of the book, I mean the specific gimmick of the cloned-psychic-fake-alien-inte rdimensional etc. The idea of the hoax-threat to unify the world (under Veidt) is the critical point and the details of the gimmick (aside from the necessary body count to exemplify the moral issue) is irrelevant. Personally, I've always felt that the Journal ending was given way too much significance by Moore-- the journal's publication would be easily dealt with by Veidt-- in the post-crisis period he had plenty of time to clean-up his tracks. No great work is without its flaws (for that matter were you bothered by a computer password that gives you hints when you get it wrong?)
Why Framing Manhattan doesn't work
by Happyfat73
Oct 21st, 2008
12:10:19 AM
Okay... please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong...

The reason the squid works as part of Ozy's plan is because it is alien - it represents an external threat that can unify humanity against a common enemy.

Dr Manhattan, however, is perceived by the world to be a weapon of the USA. So, by framing Manhattan, wouldn't that unite the rest of the world against America? Manhattan isn't an external threat - he works for the US Government (until that whole cancer thing comes into play anyway).
Or for that matter...
by Oknight
Oct 21st, 2008
12:16:33 AM
Flying the owl-ship from NY to Antarctica? Its hardly aerodynamic, so top speed is-- what, a hundred-fifty MPH???... How many days were they in that thing?
I've always seen the Journal
by WerePlatypus
Oct 21st, 2008
12:22:59 AM
as a seed that may lead humans back to the brink. . . a wild card. If Ozy knew about it, he'd stop it. But he doesn't know about it because his intelligence is limited to the popular culture, the postmodern surface. He can always see the broad strokes, make plans that sway masses. But from his losty perspective, he loses the details, the humanity of teh individual. The New Frontiersman is the kind of Mag that escapes Veidt's attention, a paranoid darkness in the heart of man that Ozy, for all of his intelligence and ideals, cannot see (I'd also add that his plan shows a darkness inside himself that he cannot see, something only Rorsch COULD see and understand). . . . anyway, that's the way I read it.
"lofty"
by WerePlatypus
Oct 21st, 2008
12:24:28 AM
most excellent ninja
by David Cloverfield
Oct 21st, 2008
12:30:05 AM
There's drool on your chin dude. All I said, taking a comic book, and putting it on screen demands changes and sometimes they turn out good. Of course, I followed it by pointing out that some of you behave like a bunch of crazies when it comes to men in tights, which point you seem to support with every word.
The journal to me reminds me of... Jack the Ripper
by drturing
Oct 21st, 2008
12:32:44 AM
and the amazing appendix story at the end of From Hell, in which Moore posits all the people attempting to reconstruct a holographic truth of an event that has none. I think the idea behind the journal ending up at the New Statesman is that the truth gets buried at a tabloid that isn't taken seriously, becoming a myth, a vague half truth for conspiracists. It in in way implies that Rorscach's journal will out the truth and save the world. Fuck, one of the things about the end of Watchmen is that Ozymandias has saved the world.
The ending... the squid...
by moviemaniac-7
Oct 21st, 2008
02:15:30 AM
As said before, the squid in itself is not important, the meaning is. And given that Doc Manhattan is the beginning of the alternate universe (up until then the universe in Watchmen was similar to our own - except for the Minutemen), he should play a bigger role in such a dramatic event. Not a positive one at that. First I want to see the movie before passing judgment on this & a more intriguing question is: was the non-squid ending part of Hayter's much hailed draft or is it new?
Happyfat73
by blindambition238
Oct 21st, 2008
02:29:47 AM
But if cities in the US get blown up as well, like in the comics and apparently the movie, that would should be a clear indicator that he's 'gone rogue'.
For someone who stopped reading Watchmen..
by p0llk4t
Oct 21st, 2008
02:41:01 AM
at about the halfway point, reading the arguments in this talkbalk is fuckin hilarious. I can't imagine how bizaro-world it would seem to someone who hasn't read the book at all.
Pollk - you STOPPED reading Watchmen?
by Steve Rogers
Oct 21st, 2008
03:36:47 AM
I can only assume your eyes fell out with wonderment. My condolences, dude.
Ozy's plan has been pig-fucked
by Nerd Rage
Oct 21st, 2008
04:01:58 AM
The island of artist was one of the more interesting aspects of Ozy's scheme. That plus a psychic blast aftermath would've made for one of the better doomsday devices ever put put on film. Instead we get the been-there, done-that T3 'splosions ending. Also I'm sure the squid could've been a nightmarish (rather than cartoonish) image with a little tweaking. The sound effects alone could've been blood curdling.
Total Fucking Destruction cements his place
by most excellent ninja
Oct 21st, 2008
04:08:26 AM
as the greatest talkbacker in aintitcool history, possibly movie site history aswell, and magazine talkback letters. messi is a close second.
David Cloverfield
by most excellent ninja
Oct 21st, 2008
04:10:43 AM
Not really i depends on the comic. in batman's case, Nolan's changes make sense in fact they were better than the comic. But Watchmen is different, every little detail is important to the overall story, as is the sci fi mindfuck ending.
Hayter's draft had a laser. Hamm's hated draft had Dr
by most excellent ninja
Oct 21st, 2008
04:12:11 AM
everyone hated Hamm's draft and said the ending drifted too far from the comic by blaming it on Manhattan. AND THEY DID IT! and some of you fucks say it's ok. Fucking idiots.
Anyone who prefers nukes going off to bodies beside a monster
by most excellent ninja
Oct 21st, 2008
04:14:20 AM
is an idiot. the imagery of the squid with bodies everywhere is iconic. nukes going off around the world. T3 already did it, and it did it good. Not as powerful. If nukes go off around the world then Ozy kills more people than needed and makes the world even more dangerous through fallout. FUCKING HELL HOW COULD THEY NOT THINK THIS THROUGH!
Why Snyder fails, and Squid's relevance...
by onezeroone
Oct 21st, 2008
04:32:53 AM
was more to the sub-text and deconstruction of the comic-book superheroes. Plot wise, any common threat to unite world would do.

But just goes to show what Alan Moore meant when he jinxed Snyder's vision. Snyder can re-create visual tone of the novel, but he can't replecate the de-construction part... for all he tries, he can't deconstruct the Movie-Superhero mythos the way Novel did with comics. Maybe it's impossible, but then, maybe some other director smart enough could have pulled it off.

G100! nice pick. My theory for squid replacement
by onezeroone
Oct 21st, 2008
04:48:01 AM
well, not exactly, but right now this is what I can come up with as equivalent of that JLA cover that the movie can deconstruct.

What are the similarities in most Superhero movie villians? one hint: Ironman and Incredible Hulk.

It's the fact that villian in these two is a bigger badder version of the hero and won't have existed in first place if it weren't for the hero. THAT is what the common threat in Watchmen should be.

And it makes me realize, thanks to G100's pointer, why world is not ready for Watchmen movie yet... because...

There are NO SUPERHERO TEAM MOVIES yet. Watchmen movie should have waited few more years, before The Avengers and JLA movies came out. Now is NOT the time for Watchmen, no matter what you say, coz there is no Movie equivalant for the movie to de-construct.

So silly question
by TOGSolid
Oct 21st, 2008
04:50:38 AM
What if the ending they showed in this screener is faked just to throw people off? In the links from this post there were guys saying there was CGI missing and what not. Then again, Hollywood really is dumb enough to fuck things up like this. Oh well, I can at least dream of a great alternate reality where they won't jack the ending up.
It's a comic book monster
by bellwether
Oct 21st, 2008
06:37:26 AM
In Watchmen's universe. Pirate horror comics. Ozymandias uses a comic book monster in a comic book plot, and becomes a monster himself, mirroring the story that Bernard is reading. "I walked across the backs of murdered innocents." Loses his own soul to the Black Freighter. Dreams of swimming towards a monstrous ship. Ditching the monster loses a vital thematic element.
The problem with losing squiddy...
by sean bean
Oct 21st, 2008
07:03:52 AM
If the ending is changed, then I don't see how it can work. How can humanity unite against Dr Manhattan when he is essentially omnipotent? Surely this would lead to nihilism and the complete collapse of society. The introduction of the perceived "alien" element means that the US and Russia have to band together against a shared threat. How can you band together against a being that can win wars single-handed? And if major cities around the world are destroyed then the world's infrastructure is destroyed leading to chaos. And if the free energy devices are something that Veidt has been working on, then doesn't that implicate him as much as Dr Manhattan? I agree that a more horrific, less primary-coloured squid will feature at the end. Possibly even multiple squids in multiple cities.
Okay, If you haven't read the book...
by dr sauch
Oct 21st, 2008
07:13:10 AM
Then your opinion does not count. So fuck off.
Apologists can all go to hell
by Montag666
Oct 21st, 2008
07:32:49 AM
I swore complete opposition to this movie if anything was changed. Once I saw some of the footage I already could tell that they changed the ending just from that shot of Dan screaming "NOOOOO!" That was fine, but now I'm fucking pissed off. It is a stupid idea to blame the event on Dr. Manhattan. They could have had the squid, but with a more realistic presentation. And the lot of you who think it's fine to change the ending are a bunch of fucking idiots. Zack, I can't believe you came all this way just to shit on the ending. Great job. You will not be forgiven. This movie should have never been fucking made in the first place.
I will say
by Oknight
Oct 21st, 2008
07:44:23 AM
I'm more concerned about the "NOOOOO" than about changing the squid gimmick-- I thought Dan so stunned by the massive weight of moral ambiguity and his own guilt at having to go along -- you notice he had no reaction to Veidt suggesting Rorshach wouldn't make it back-- and Drieberg is perfectly willing to let RR wander off alone into the Antarctic wilderness.
This will be the worst thing since...
by Oknight
Oct 21st, 2008
07:47:56 AM
Elves at the battle of Helm's deep. You saw how that single stupid decision made the entire LOTR trilogy of movies totally worthless. I'm glad sensible people will give this film no greater regard.
Is There At Least President Nixon?
by Aquatarkusman
Oct 21st, 2008
08:06:27 AM
Some things had to suffer because we're 20 years past the Cold War now... who would you have to unify in 2008, unless Putin starts getting grabby again? As for the ending, maybe a middle ground could have been reached; something with the psychic powers of the creature without the grotesqueness of the creature... turning it into some hamfisted film noir double-cross doesn't really do the audacity of Veidt's plan justice.
what's so bad about a squid ending?
by fireclown
Oct 21st, 2008
08:12:30 AM
It's a frakking movie about (sorta) superheroes. If we can accept Dr. Manhattan, we can accept a ginormous squid.
Snyder...
by Ghostball
Oct 21st, 2008
08:15:22 AM
...there's still time! What'll it take to ensure we get squid action at the climax? Do we have to beg??

*All the TBers in the world simultaneously get on their knees. They hate Snyder for it, but he has them over a barrel and they know it* Know squid, know peace.

Not sure if this has been mentioned...
by Fawst
Oct 21st, 2008
09:04:48 AM
(SPOILERS)

...but removing the squid will make Comedian's death in the beginning pointless. He SAW what was being created on that island. He put it all together, and Veidt had to silence him. So, what motivation will there be now? Does he see the big scary device that Veidt makes with Manhattan? That's stupid. I really hope this is a fake ending, or that they found a way to do this justice.
I'll miss the squid, but ...
by robotdoc
Oct 21st, 2008
09:25:09 AM
...there is no way that you can say that the impact of nukes going off in several cities around the world won't scare the livin' shit out of people in the Watchmen universe. They would feel helpless (like we all did after 9-11) that they were incapable of stopping the next attack and not knowing where it would come from. It will have to be pretty obvious evidence linking the explosions to Manhattan - which would unite the Earth in it's hatred and desire to defeat Manhattan and protect against the next wave of attacks. There are some definite plot adjustments - what is the inciting incident that The Comedian sees that causes Ozy to kill him would have to be plausibly explained. Framing Manhattan would be extremely plausible in this scenario. He may have super powers but he is clueless when it comes to understanding human emotions - and for the most part - doesn't care. I can see the logical side of Manhattan agreeing to work with Ozy on cheap renewable energy - not knowing it was part of a sinister plot to destroy several cities around the globe. After the nukes go off, Manhattan would realize he had been framed and then be convinced that it was for the greater good. It would seem that the basic motivation of Veidlt's plot is intact and that Ozy is still the greatest mass-murdered of all-time. As much as I like the direction Synder's adaptation may have taken, I sure would have loved to see a giant protoplasmic squid like creature splayed out over several blocks of NYC. That image could have been devastating.
Squid was dumb
by ArcadianDS
Oct 21st, 2008
09:54:22 AM
Even in the comic, I think a better idea would have been to build a mocked up alien spaceship - a big War of the Worlds walking spider-crab that melts skyscrapers with lazers - have that crash land in New York and have little green men spill out of it. You get the same impact, and you can allow the story to draw the same conclusions, but without a stupid CGI and/or Frank Oz Muppet squid-pod.

Honestly when I read the comic, I was puzzled why they went with the squid instead of the 'hostile alien spacecraft crashlands in New York' idea.


by djtelesca
Oct 21st, 2008
10:00:45 AM
I'm hoping that the explosions aren't actually created by Manhattan, but are a product of the planning on the island. The scientists / artists / etc were gathered to create an event that was meant to simulate what an attack by Dr. M would look like. The real Dr M was manipulated into leaving the planet in order to (a) get him out of the way, and (b) to increase the public's distrust of him. Since a major point of the book is that humanity was becoming obsolete with the coming of Manhatten, it would tie the story together far better than the squid ending, IMO.
Explosions = Boring
by Ghostball
Oct 21st, 2008
10:20:48 AM
How many more fucking explosions do we have to see? Jesus Shit...
ALL the reviews say the movie was good--
by ZeroCorpse
Oct 21st, 2008
10:31:44 AM
But that one thing is changed. ONE thing. And it's not that big a deal- The squid is just as alien as Doctor Manhattan. It's the same effect in the end.

Of course, this is an early screening, and we may be surprised when we find out that Snyder put an alternate ending on just to fuck with the Internet. Remember, these folks signed Non-Disclosure Agreements, and went out and blabbed anyway, so I wouldn't put it past Snyder to mislead them.

V for Vendetta was changed, too, but you all thought it was genius. Some things are smart changes for film. Give it a chance.

Doc Manhattan's dick, eh?
by rev_skarekroe
Oct 21st, 2008
10:42:44 AM
Is it just me, or have mainstream movies had a lot more penis lately?
Wow...
by rutgersjaffo
Oct 21st, 2008
10:44:44 AM
After taking a few weeks off from posting or even reading here, I really have to say that (no disrespect intended) many of you take this entirely too fucking seriously. Honestly folks, it's a movie about a comicbook. Nothing more and nothing less. It's not a true story. It never actually happened. And whether this movie is completely faithful or not to the source is not going to change the rest of my life or yours either, unless of course you are a total nutball in which case I guess you will never shut up about it and will spend the rest of your days arguing the merits of including the 'squid' in the end of Watchmen and how failing to do so was the greatest tragedy of modern American cinema. This is, of course, assuming that ZS is not just a little smarter than most of you (Gee, I wonder if that is why HE actually MAKES movies rather than spending his days posting on the web about what OTHERS have actually done with their life, but I digress) and hasn't put this fake ending out there just to lead you astray. At any rate, I enjoyed reading some of these posts and am looking forward to the movie quite a bit. Also, for the umpteen millionth time, the Black Freighter sequence is being done in 2D cel animation for DVD release by someone other than SonyImageworks...
I don't know anyone who thought 'V'...
by Ghostball
Oct 21st, 2008
10:46:29 AM
...was genius, Zerocorpse. 'Passable', the consensus seemed to be. But whatever, we're all going to see Watchmen here. 'Snakes On A Plane'this ain't, unless Alan Moore really can hex shit by now. *shiver*
Squid or no Squid? Argument summary.
by McBane
Oct 21st, 2008
10:48:53 AM
This has been a great thread in regards to deepening my understanding and appreciation for the Watchmen Graphic Novel. I never really cared all that much for it as a plot device. I considered the reactions of Ozy, Manhattan, Rorschach and Nite Owl much more significant.

But as many of you have pointed out, the BRILLIANCE of this ending is the satirical self-awareness of using such a hokey idea. I mean a Comic Book Artist Designed, Pcychically enhanced Doomsday Squid. GENIUS! But tell me. How the hell is that going to work on Film? Ironically, I may be the only person here who thinks Snyder could have pulled it off but I can understand why he and the Studio would have balked at the idea.

I think as long as the alternative ending is integrated well into the plot, we have little to worry about. The Comedian stumbling across this plan is one obvious plot merging poing. If this is done well, the entire film isn't a write off. As many have said, I think Ozymandias framing Dr. Manhattan as the cause of this disaster could work. Especially if the good Doc goes ahead with the plan partly as a way to prevent Nuclear War and partly because he is leaving earth and doesn't really care. He really is central to the graphic novel in the sense that he is one of the reasons why the Watchman timeline diverges from our timeline. If he hadn't accidentally received his 'God Like' powers, Vietnam wouldn't have been won and the other Masks wouldn't have had such a big effect on the world. Specifically Ozymandias and The Comedian.

The scenes I am worried about losing are more to do with the Comedian's and Rorschachs characters. I think we all know what they are.

rutgersjaffo...
by Ghostball
Oct 21st, 2008
10:51:12 AM
...what exactly makes you qualified to tell people how much something should 'matter' to them? If you were, you wouldn't be here either.

Besides, no-one's having any heart attacks over this, we're just having a bit of fun chewing the shit about movies (he said, stating the fucking obvious)...

Ghostball...
by rutgersjaffo
Oct 21st, 2008
10:53:49 AM
That is why I said 'Some'...Don't get your Green Lantern Under-Roos in a bunch, Skippy!
Nukes...? Are you serious???
by Johnno
Oct 21st, 2008
10:56:33 AM
You guys prefer seeing nukes going off and vaporizing people instead of seeing millions of bodies lying in the streets from an incredible psychic/teleportation attack, something that just screams ALIEN! in concept! It doesn't have to be a friggin squid, they could design any number of alien monsters... But you think some overhead shot of the earth with nukes going off is better??? Or more visual??? How fucking boring!!! Even if it's Doc Manhattan going beserk, the world is just going to blame America for it! It doesn't matter because people are going to need someone to blame. Since Doc Manhattan was created in America, regardless of his loyalty, America will get blamed! That's how the real world works regardless of your politics! This ending is fucking bullshit! The original ending makes sense, fits in perfectly and would be even more visually incredible on screen! Imagine that, some fucking crazy ass monster at the center with millions of dead people all over the streets and cities, and felt around the world! It would scare the pants of people to deal with something they cannot comprehend... nuclear weapons we all know about, and there would be that many bodies because it would vaporize them... the original scene would be more impactful! I read watchmen and had no problem with the squid... sure I was surprised but it was explained well and worked well! Screw all these arguments over satire and seriousness... the nukes thing is fucking boring! No wonder films like Speed Racer tank... you people are fucking boring and retarded! OoooooHHHhhh nuclear weapons!!! Scarryyy! Even if they were to write Doc Manhattan in as the baddie who nuked the world and disappeared and could return as a threat, having lived with him around, the world although fearing him would still be used to him and even if the world banded together they'd still give America shit for it. The pyschic part of that squid thing is necessary for impacting people's minds! The alien=ness of it from nowhere would impact the world a lot better... nukes are just boring and y'know what, if ever there was a nuke falling that would wipe out mankind you morons can hide in your inept bomb shelters. I'll be up on the room staring at the direction it's supposed to fall with a bag of unpopped popcorn in my hands as one last split second amusement before I go! This movie will now literally end with a bomb...
WOW
by fartedinthefaceofhollywood
Oct 21st, 2008
11:01:26 AM
i hope the squid is the only thing missing...otherwise some of you fanboys are gonna suicide-bomb your local theaters
I said it once & I'll say it again...
by adrock303
Oct 21st, 2008
11:02:34 AM
There is no squid, and the movie is almost better off for the omission. I posted a few months ago that I read the script (it's great) and alluded to the fact that they took out the squid. People went off saying it would ruin the movie. What I just read in those spy reports and from Moriarty is exactly what's in the script. Get used to it. And believe me, if all this positive shit we've been hearing about the movie is true, then it's going to be fucking bad-ass. Stop griping.
The Squid worked because it was weird...
by wookie1972
Oct 21st, 2008
11:07:00 AM
And anyone who says it wouldn't be scary should familiarize themselves with a certain H.P. Lovecraft. However, the problem I have is not so much getting rid of the squid as with blaming Manhattan. Why the hell would Manhattan go along with taking the blame? Ozy could argue that he would have the deaths of billions on his head, but Manhattan already thinks of humans as insects anyway. Unless I'm missing something, there's nothing stopping Manhattan from just wiping Ozy away other than emotional blackmail, and emotional blackmail doesn't really work with a demigod. BTW, Hamm's version was much worse.
God Damn It, Zack
by FastEddieBax
Oct 21st, 2008
11:32:14 AM
All you had to do was STICK TO THE BOOK and we would have carried you on our shoulders all the way to the bank. Now you've fucked up the only Watchmen movie there will likely ever be, for everyone. Or Hayter and Tse did, but you ran with it. I thought you had it in you to deliver some serious lovecraftian horror, and to mindfuck the world with the big reveal. I've been waiting 20 years for that squid. Weak.
Yeah it didn't have to be the same squid, but...
by dr sauch
Oct 21st, 2008
11:43:15 AM
It needs to be a horrific monster of some kind. I loved the whole island subplot, seeing the artist rendering of the squid, not really putting the pieces together until the end. That's all lost now, and we have this retarded Dr. Evil master plan. This sucks.
I'm going to come
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 21st, 2008
12:02:57 PM
to my neighborhood cinema when this opens.
Confirmation of multiple endings filmed.
by nerosday
Oct 21st, 2008
12:21:43 PM
Comic Book Resources has a story up confirming that multiple endings have been filmed for Watchmen and that at least one SFX house admits to having worked up “Squid” FX for the movie. It may well be that the Squid may yet live. Makes sense that Snyder et al would do that so not to blow the full or actual ending for the test screenings since they knew the nondisclosure agreements they had everyone sign were about as worthless as toilet paper. Take heart Watchmen purists, we may see the “Squid Ending” yet.
The squid sucked.
by Steve_Dooku
Oct 21st, 2008
12:36:07 PM
They should have let Let Russia attack and bring on WW3.

Jon changes it all and the Watchmen are no more, including himself. It’ll tie that scene on Mars in as he learned to care about humanity. Let Rorschach’s diary tell of the Watchmen and what happened be purposely retained in the “new reality string” for one of them to find.

The whole “Deus Ex Machina” that Dr. Manhattan embodies sort of points to that kind of abrupt “do-over” type ending.
Bullshit
by Montag666
Oct 21st, 2008
12:38:56 PM
"V" sucked ass. No two ways about it. And why you may ask? Because they fucked with the blueprint too much and took the spirit out of the movie in order to cater to the "Hot Topic" demographic and instead delivered an easy to digest mall version of anarchy.
The tentacled alien...
by jackalcack
Oct 21st, 2008
12:51:36 PM
...attacking New York is a huge part of the comic. The whole point is that it was an appalling, terrifying monstrosity that no one could understand or comprehend. It was so frightening and alien that it sent people mad. I think that when people say that framing Doctor Manhattan for destroying the world is an acceptable substitute then they have completely missed the point of what the squid represented and why it would have the desired effect of uniting the world. Everyone was already familiar with Manhattan, the impact of him going crazy and blowing a few cities up would not be the same. Anyone who claims that the squid would have looked stupid I ask you this...any more stupid than a giant owl ship? Or a naked blue dude creating a fortress on Mars? The giant squid is COMPLETELY in keeping with the tone of the rest of the book. The simple fact is that someone, either the studio or Snyder, made a huge, huge mistake to exclude it. I was gonna say 'didn't have the balls' but then I don't think putting it in would have been a ballsy decsion, just the right one. To say it is unfilmable, to me, is just really fucking weird. It could have looked amazing and absolutely blown audiences away.
THERE IS NO SQUID, BUT THERE IS A GIANT LION!!!!!!!!
by J-Dizzle
Oct 21st, 2008
12:55:51 PM
And I hear Voltron makes an appearance!
Perhaps it should be considered
by Dancingforever
Oct 21st, 2008
01:38:11 PM
That if all the effects are not finished, perhaps they shot an alternative ending until the FX on the squid is finished. Not having the squid works as well as Jaws with no shark, and instead Quint is killing the beach goers to educate them, when discovered Hooper takes he blame to not disgrace the memory of the USS Indianapolis.
Remember squiddy also = NY filled with corpses
by G100
Oct 21st, 2008
01:45:26 PM
You do the full squiddy then you HAVE to do him correctly for the impact (to counter it's complete incongruity & absurdity) and that means the centre of NY full of countless thousands of bloody corpses. Sorry but that simply ISN'T going to play easily or indeed at all in the Movies. The sort of distancing that "something like nukes" will bring will possibly be more palatable for the mainstream cinema audience.

I siad and hoped there might be a multiple ending DVD release and there ARE hints Snyder is going for it but as has been noted squiddy intersects several plot points so there would need to be dialogue pick-ups and other scene re-writes not JUST the NY special effect. (which will take colossal skill to balance between absurdity and black horror) If Zack has the balls to make the 2 endings I say more power to him.

Finally, crucial though the "reveal" and climax is, it's not the whole Watchmen story and all the Doc Manhatten and Silk Spectre and Nite Owl and Comedian and Rorschach stuff is going to be in there and it's HARDLY window dressing. hurrrmm.

1,000,000 Strong Against The WATCHMEN Squid!
by SpyGuy
Oct 21st, 2008
02:03:26 PM
Well? Where's my Facebook group so I can officially throw my support against The Squid? You geeks are seriously letting me down today.
jackalcack
by Paul Bucciarelli
Oct 21st, 2008
02:58:49 PM
I agree with you 100%. Anyone that disagrees with us can go piss up a rope. So there.
Would this be a better compromise?
by greenstyle92
Oct 21st, 2008
03:54:27 PM
I agree that "uhh, Dr. Manhattan did it!" is a weak ending that doesn't translate the comic. But to give the "Sqid is hokey" crowd their due, how about this compromise: instead of a giant squid, it was a giant V or Independence day esque flying saucer ship that Veidt had engineered and he crash landed THAT into the middle of new york? So, you got no hokey squid but keep your foney alien invasion angle? eh? eh?
I hope this no-squid thing is a hoax
by krushjudgement
Oct 21st, 2008
03:54:54 PM
I hope it's really in their. The first time I read Watchmen I was a little let down by the ending. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized it was the best ending possible. This is the greatest comic book ever we're talking about here.
what if the SQUID turns out to be....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 21st, 2008
04:11:19 PM
......Kathy Bates' pussy? Has anyone considered this? There is footage of The Bates Pussy ripping a Great White shark in two.
Let's not forget Ozymandias' Nazi past!
by drturing
Oct 21st, 2008
04:24:18 PM
Cause you know, the "evil" guy has to have a psychobabble explanation for it!

The "squid" would've worked. If it was the corpse of a monstrous hideous Cthulu like alien with all of NY dead around it. Far better than a UFO, or anything that comes from pop culture. It has to be monumentally bizzare and radical and have the power to make you question reality.

From Dreiberg's cliched "NOOOO!" to Ozy's stupid unnecessary backstory to the new ending with Dr Manhattan and nukes... I'm sure a bunch of fanboys will cream over this because it looks like Watchmen. But it appears it won't have 1% of the intent, depth, or reasons that anyone loved it in the first place intact.

It's simplifying things, that's all
by Thunderbolt Ross
Oct 21st, 2008
04:28:01 PM
It just requires too much screen time to do justice to the squid, in terms of setting it up so that it makes sense and fits in. It works in the comics cause they have a lot of time - 12 issues. 2 1/2 hours isn't sufficient to fill in the blanks and having exposition would be clumsy.

It sounds however like using Manhattan as the foil might not work either, for reasons others have stated.

So I have a suggestion to make, and I think it will solve the problem beautifully: Replace the squid or Dr. Manhattan with BILL AYERS. Think about it. All he wants to do is bomb America because he hates it so much. Actually, fuck it replace the squid with Barack Obama. Now you got an ending!

(Apologies for those fleeing political references of any stripe.)

most excellent ninja
by Bob Cryptonight
Oct 21st, 2008
04:41:51 PM
Thanks for calling me an idiot. The point is that all comic books change when adapted to movies. It has nothing to do with how "great" the novel is. But WATCHMAN, after all, is still a "superhero" comic book. Not matter how literate Moore might be, he is telling a tale that relies on everyone knowing that guys in tights & capes are silly. That's why it's considered great. He pushed the envelope. But in a movie, the story, costumes, etc. have to work as a movie. Why do you suppose Batman and The X-men have black outfits in the movies? That's a choice to make the material work for the movies. Maybe you're the idiot. Whatever gets changed in WATCHMAN, good or bad, doesn't affect the graphic novel. Seeing it on the screen is a nice little thrill, but I assume you'd still rather read it? Considering it's "the greatest comic book ever."
Another argument in favour of the squid...
by TrumpyEatsPotatoes
Oct 21st, 2008
05:12:35 PM
Ozy's goal is to prevent a nuclear war. With nuclear bombs. The fact that he stops that (relatively) real threat with such an unworldly device as a giant alien squid is a nice contrast. Stopping nuclear bombs with... smaller bombs... just doesn't ring as nicely.
Some questions for Alan Moore fans...
by offscauta
Oct 21st, 2008
05:29:17 PM
I'm a big fan of Alan Moore. Have been for a long time. And I understand that he probably gets pissed off when people adapt his work and make all these changes to it. But a while ago, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen started to bother me. Not the story itself, which is great, but how the original authors of those characters would feel about it. Would Bram Stoker have been pleased to see Mina divorced and then fucked against a tree while mutant animals watched? Would Wells have appreciated the Invisible Man raping teenage girls? Did Stephenson intend for Hyde to rape a dying man and then announce, "I feel quite chipper"? And if not, why is it a huge crime for other people to reinterpret Moore's characters but not for him to do the same? Or would it be fine if they waited for Moore to die before adapting and changing his work?
offscauta
by Montag666
Oct 21st, 2008
05:42:33 PM
I see your point, however, stuff like Gentlemen is not supposed to be an adaptation of anything. They are new stories based on popular Victorian era literary characters. He's not remaking "Dracula", or "Jekyll & Hyde". If someone wants to use the Watchmen characters and put them in some new situations or show more about their adventures during their heyday, then that's not an adaptation either.
FUCK, No SQUID! Huge Mistake!
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
05:47:58 PM
Huge fuck'n mistake, That's like not putting hobbits in LORD OF THE RINGS.
How 'bout a imax of Alan Moore reading the Watchmen instead
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
05:51:55 PM
In 3-D, I'd watch that. Boy, I can't believe how Hollywood fucked up 3 of the best graphic novel I've ever read. FROM HELL, V FOR VENDETTA, and now WATCHMEN. Alan Moore must be livid.
Jackalcack
by boyalien
Oct 21st, 2008
05:54:14 PM
I read through all these goddamned posts, and yours is the most succinct and precise argument for why the "Squid" is of absolute importance, and not only that, is a prime chance for a director to completely blow the minds of every audience member in the country. What director with vision and balls wouldn't want to tackle this ending essentially frame for fucking frame?
Also, about it being just a film, was LOTR just a film?
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
05:55:17 PM
They should show some respect for what makes the material great and not try to artificially make it topical to, what their true goal is, expand target audience and revenue. Watchmen isn't about appealing to the masses. It's cultural commentary. I hope the comment on nipples on Veidts costume is a joke.
Anyone who thinks the Squid is silly doesn't get it!
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
06:10:08 PM
Sell your copy of WATCHMEN, go watch Rambo 5 or 6, and Lethal Weapon 9. And go about your ridiculous lives, and STOP FUCKing with franchises you know nothing about and don't give 2 shits about. It's like let's remake, I don't know, Lawrence of Arabia with slow motion action scenes and s&m sex and cgi explosions. Let's have it star Brandon Fraser and be directed by the guy who did the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. That would be money in the bank. Oh and it needs a fuck'n pop song. Maybe techno music too.
G100, WATCHMEN isn't supposed to be palitable for main stream au
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
06:16:29 PM
You just don't get it. Films like this thrive off the positive feed back of the fans. At best, this movie will break even, maybe make a slight profit. The unfortunate thing is, this is probably going to be the only adaptation made of this ground breaking work. What a shame.
Montag666
by offscauta
Oct 21st, 2008
06:20:39 PM
Yeah, I see what you mean. I just find it odd, is all. It seems to me that Moore clearly isn't adverse to taking inspiration from his work from other authors and mediums, and there's an argument to be made that that's all that Snyder's doing. Not sure where I stand on the issue myself, which is why I was asking. Thanks for the response.
Mistake in above post.
by offscauta
Oct 21st, 2008
06:22:04 PM
Should say "for his work", not "from his work". I'm a bit drunk.
Missing Squid
by TiPPiDa
Oct 21st, 2008
06:39:58 PM
Firstly, I'll reserve judgement until I see the other ending in context. It may work better.

Having said that, I think the rumour floating around, which postulates that this ending may be a fake one, meant to mislead audiences might be accurate, because contradictory information HAS been released in the past few months. Patrick Wilson (the actor who plays Nite Owl II) has said that the ending is entirely faithful to the book, so there actually be a giant squid in this film after all.

And finally, the squid is essential to the plot point of an extraterrestrial threat that unites the USA and the USSR and abates the impending nuclear holocaust. This "energy crisis" bs is exactly that: BS! Especially since one of the elements of the world of Watchmen is that electric cars have replaced gas-powered ones, thereby eliminating the need for oil.

Ozymandias destroying various cities all over the world using ATOMIC ENERGY goes against his goal of PREVENTING nuclear holocaust. This ending sounds like a fake or an alternate in my opinion.

Giant Squid!!!!!!!
by Mockingbuddha
Oct 21st, 2008
06:52:23 PM
I just... don't know about all you geeks anymore... there are really people here who are against having the squid in the movie? I work my ass off every day, and I and people like me deserve a Watchmen movie with a Giant Squid or some equivalent monstrous beastie. I don't know if I can see this anymore. And I LOVE comic movies. I don't think my withheld nine buck will make much difference, but I can already imagine what the end of he movie will feel like without the squid. I love comic movies because they sort of connect me to my childhood, but the Watchmen movie is even more important because it has the potential to connect me to that age where I was at the borderline between boyhood and manhood. A non-squid Watchmen would rape that vulnerable and wide eyed dude. Some of you guys are taking this way too seriously though.
I think the problem is Hwood still sees comics as teenfare
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
07:14:21 PM
They don't see the medium as an actual narrative artform. They see the Stan Lee, maybe Neal Adams, Batman broohaha. Which isn't bad, but when you take FROM HELL and make it look cartoony because it's based on a comic book your insulting a genre.
Mockingbuddha, this IS serious business.
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
07:16:59 PM
My God, I don't have a life outside of this. THIS IS ALL I HAVE. And now people with influence and money are fucking that up too.
Can't wait to see Hwood Fuck-up LOST GIRLS
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
07:19:41 PM
Yeah, it will be turned into SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS set in the Victorian Era England. I'm sensing Jessica Simpson, possibly Britney Spears, may have a role lined up.
Like Dark Knight you mean kirttrik ?
by G100
Oct 21st, 2008
07:50:44 PM
Yes that ONLY thrived on the positive feedback from the fans. And it clearly struggled to make it's money back because of this narrow fanbase. (and NO I'm not saying Watchmen will do TDK business but TDK was Dark and complex and violent and didn't suffer at the box office because of that.) But even Dark Knight didn't show an entire hospital FULL of people getting blown to pieces with bodyparts strewn all over the place. OR show a ferry blowing up killing thousands.

Let alone the bloody carnage of many thousands dead and maimed IN THE CENTRE OF NEW YORK that doing squiddy correct would have to entail. And TBH this Nuclear LIKE (many haven't picked up on that word as it doesn't sound to me like a straight bunch of Nuclear explosions, nor would it be if it was derived from a complex machine Manhattan invented) anyway EVEN the Nuclear bomb LIKE scenario must at least imply HORROR and DEATH on a grand scale to hammer home the ends justify the means thinking of Ozy.

Would that a studio and Zack had the balls to show such a thing as squiddy and release it with the horror intact because the horrific carnage MUST be there or squiddy DOES merely look absurd and not unimaginably alien/strange/absurd AND terrifying and horrific. (which it absolutely MUST)

So save your "you just don't get it" for those who are foolishly predicting poor box office this far out.

I want a Movie as true to the source as possible but Moore realised it was impossible to pin ones hopes on perfection for a different medium quite some time ago and so do I.

So me, having read the book many times and speaking as someone who still enjoys it, I'll settle for watching an enthralling Roraschach, Nite Owl, Comedian, Silk Spectre and Manhattan on the Big Screen. (though clearly NOT Ozy as Snyder HAS looked to have fucked up badly there)

I still think a Watchmen DVD special edition with an alternate squiddy ending COULD be as bloody and horrific as it NEEDS to be and while I don't like the alternate ending there's no way I'm going to pass up seeing this adaptation when it has the likes of Rorschach and Manhattan living and breathing and kicking the living shit out of all the FAR more kiddie friendly comic book fare (excepting TDK) we've had of late.

And if anyone is in any doubt here is the best advice for those intersted in this Movie but who haven't got the TPB Graphic Novel.

GET THE FUCKING GRAPHIC NOVEL! NOW.

Because EVEN if the Movie is superb or merely average you WILL WANT to see the work as it was intended and in the form that has gained it so much respect.

Luckily as sales clearly show, a great many ARE already doing this buying the original AND there will be far more in the months to come. The trailer also worked and has aroused the huge interest that the book sales show.

As for Moore re-inventing the work of other authors, the main difference is Moore would still be a champion of reading the work of the original authors and not merely watching TV or Movie adaptations of them.

At the end of the day you should almost always go for the source not the adaptation if you like the material. (I can perhaps think of Puzo's Godfather as an exception where the Movie transcended the book though the book wasn't terrible and Godfather fans SHOULD read it as it is intersting but it DID get amusingly sidetracked with the Doctor and Vaginal Surgery sideplot.. Oh and Jaws was better than Benchley's Novel I'd hazzard, no doubt there are a few others, but as a rule go for the source.)

oh and P.S. NEVER say there will only be one adaptation of anything popular or well regarded. Time makes fools of us all.

bacci40
by krushjudgement
Oct 21st, 2008
07:56:32 PM
I had never thought of the Fin Fang Foom aspect of the ending. But it was still understandable and powerful, even without making that connection.
bacci the Journal IS in there
by G100
Oct 21st, 2008
08:34:28 PM
Moriarty verified it earlier. And I alluded to Starro the conqueror as a possible inspiration for squiddy as well.

I can well understand how making Manhattan the bad guy rankles as though he is clearly antagonized by Ozy's deliberate manipulation of him, his is the path and way of indifference and apathy towards humans as the Mars dialogue with Laurie AND his passive watching of Comedian in Nam clearly shows.

What I think they may do is highlight the Comedians "GOD HELP US ALL!" assessment of Manhattan and his speech to Moloch "I mean you FOUGHT that Big Blue Geek ! You know what his HEAD's like ! I tellya who KNOWS which way he'll jump if anybody MESSES with him... He might... He might just..." But I agree it doesn't quite fit but he WOULD go along with it as he does concur with Ozy's assesment of the greater damage of exposing the conspiracy after the event.

Another thing that absolutely HAS to be in the film is Nixon in the bunker with Liddy and Nixon talking with the General almost casually about the Megadeaths, showing the projections of losing the East Coast of America and Europe in the imminent holocaust. Otherwise Ozy will merely seem to be a stock megalomaniac madman who didn't have a HUGE REASON to do all this. (supremely fucked up though it is)

I also hope they keep the comment about finding those 2 post journalists dead in the garage with the "jewish names" as that is a superbly evocative and well done little snippet.

Iron Giant
by robotdoc
Oct 21st, 2008
09:33:39 PM
The book ending to the Iron Giant had him facing off with a giant space bat the size of Australia. The ending in the movie was much more satisfying. I will wait to see The Watchmen and then judge whether of not the absense of squiddy is a major problem.
most excellent ninja
by ebonic_plague
Oct 21st, 2008
09:36:08 PM
That's gotta be messi.

There's one way to find out: most excellent ninja, how do you feel about a possible adaptation of the Sinestro Corps War?

No squid, no peace!
by ebonic_plague
Oct 21st, 2008
09:41:36 PM
Framing Jon is fucking LAME. All this slavish devotion to the visuals is wasted if they make these arbitrary changes to the story.

And, for the record, the V for Vendetta movie was pretty lame, too. Children of Fucking Men FTW. We'll NEVER get a decent Alan Moore movie adaptation.

Some new footage from the damn Scream awards:
by flickchick85
Oct 21st, 2008
10:43:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =o5EXW2-Fj9Q
G100, Bacci400
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
11:20:48 PM
First, you don't need a comic book background to understand a movie that ends with a potential alien invasion. There have been numerous films about monsters and aliens that have been profitable and are a part of our cultural landscape. Second, how can you have the empty mindedness to say it wouldn't work on screen. The alien design could be inspired by the comic design, it doesn't need to be identical. Just like all the lame costume modifications that were implied. Third, I think the major difference between our opinions is that I see WATCHMEN as a novel, you see it as comic book that could potentially be marketed as a movie. The fact that you want to show a more palatable holocaust to not upset viewers is ridiculous. It's A HOLOCAUST. Anyways it is the MAJOR POINT of the entire work, if you don't want to adapt it faithfully then just don't do it. Yes, it's a terrifying ending. But again that's the point. I think if done right not only could it be poignant and timely, it could of made cinematic history. It doesn't need the gore that's in the comic. The elements need to be there though, the fact that a threat of an alien invasion unites everyone together, and that it's actually a superhero conspiracy to avoid nuclear holocaust is essential to the adaptation. Also the shocking reaction, supposedly, of having the ending from the book in the movie would only create buzz that would draw people into the theater. It is a story that should be R Rated. Not PG, not PG-13 which it seems it will be. I am making a big prediction by saying it's not going to be a blockbuster. Of course that's how it's going to be advertised. It probably will do about as well as Superman Returns. I could be wrong, but the decision to change the basic reason for the entire story is far more wrong than any forecast of potential revenues. Very wrong. It's just wrong. And on the whole energy and Jon thing, plot point 1 in the book is people becoming paranoid of Jon, he's used as a red herring in the story. Also, in the book, there's already free energy, the gasoline industry is ancient history thanks primarily to Jon's efforts. I may have said some harsh words, but I simply don't buy the arguments made in favor of changing the ending. There just not good arguments. Your type of attitude would have stopped THE DARK KNIGHT from being made.
No Squid=Galactus is a planet eating cloud
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
11:41:36 PM
Best comparison there is. Of course Galactus can be a cloud, but is it right? No, it's very very wrong. Can Doc Manhattan be framed for blowing up ten cities...sure...is it right? NO! It's just wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG. What else can I say.
Hopefully, it's a fake ending
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
11:43:28 PM
Maybe Znyder or whoever is just fucking with everyone.
How hard could it be to do a giant cg tenacle anyways...
by kirttrik
Oct 21st, 2008
11:48:39 PM
...That's not even moving. Come on. That was done in the mid Nineties with Leviathan.
Here's the new footage
by Darth_Gonz
Oct 21st, 2008
11:55:42 PM
http://www.traileraddict.com/t railer/watchmen/early-look-scr eam-2008-footage
the new footage
by drturing
Oct 22nd, 2008
12:21:53 AM
confirms it for me. it's Watchmen - the music video. A literal interpretation of the comic visually with nothing else. Even the one beat of dialogue "god help us all" seems hammy and wrong. That's The Comedian delivering that line, a man who would cause Daniel Plainview to shrivel in fear.
bacci40
by krushjudgement
Oct 22nd, 2008
12:42:13 AM
I agree with your points. Very well said. The squid is comic booky, and Watchmen is a COMIC. A pretty damn good one at that. I totally agree with your points about Doc M, the island, and Rorsach's death.
kirttrik
by krushjudgement
Oct 22nd, 2008
12:46:09 AM
Good points as well. And I'm praying this is all a hoax on Snyder's part. I wouldn't put it past him.
As someone who thinks the Watchmen was over-rated...
by Continentalop
Oct 22nd, 2008
12:50:47 AM
I will say that framing Dr. Manhattan is a big mistake. Why? Because it is the threat of an alien invasion that unites mankind, forcing them to put aside their petty animosity. Would the world unite against a godlike being? Probably not, they would just try to figure out whom to blame for causing him to go nuts ("It's the US fault, he's one of them." "No, it is Russia's fault for making him go apeshit! Blame them!" “We worshiped a false icon!” “We didn’t worship him enough!” “He’s angry about gays!”). It is an external threat that causes the superpowers to stop eyeing each other menacingly. Secondly, I think they miss another point: the old Hitler adage that the more outrageous the lie, the more likely people will believe it. The reason Vedt concocts the plot is because it is so preposterous, how else could it be nothing but the truth. So, ok, don’t use aliens, or aliens that look like the ones in the comic, but at least think of something in the same spirit.
"You can see Dr. Manhattans dick"
by Gym
Oct 22nd, 2008
01:15:30 AM
Well, thank fuck they left that in. The dick being central to the story and all. How did they manage to screen it almost exclusively to fucking morons?
How can you have the empty headedness to put words in my mouth ?
by G100
Oct 22nd, 2008
01:21:19 AM
Point me to where I fucking said "it wouldn't work on screen." Do I REALLY have to spell it out for you again ? I REPEAT "Would that a studio and Zack had the balls to show such a thing as squiddy" Got it ? HOLLYWOOD probably won't have the balls to depict the sheer level of horror that the squid ending shows. I WANT them to but I'm not going to pretend it's going to happen just because I want it to.

"I see WATCHMEN as a novel, you see it as comic book that could potentially be marketed as a movie." FIRST. I'll defer to Alan Moore who said "GRAPHIC NOVELS' 'That pompous phrase was thought up by some idiot in the marketing department of DC. I prefer to call them Big Expensive Comics." So I dont't give a fuck what YOU refer to them as because Moore isn't embarrassed to know the Medium he is writing in and nor should he be. SECOND. What part of "GET THE FUCKING GRAPHIC NOVEL! NOW." Didn't you understand ? Was it too complex or couched in an obscure dialect ? I want to see this Movie because the characters and plot are fascinating, but I also know it will being more attention to the source. It might or might not stand on it's own as a damn good Movie but the source material isn't going anywhere and I certainly don't rate it as one of my facourite comics and reads because they are making this Movie.

"The fact that you want to show a more palatable holocaust to not upset viewers is ridiculous." What the fuck is your problem ? Is English your second language ? How many times do I have to spell it out to you ? I WANT them to do the Holocaust as it should be done with the full fucking horror intact. Reread my post I made that clear the first time I'm not going to keep parroting it because you didn't grasp it.

"It doesn't need the gore that's in the comic." My mistake it's YOU who wants to "show a more palatable holocaust" not me. Ridiculous indeed.

"but I simply don't buy the arguments made in favor of changing the ending." I'm NOT saying change the fucking ending. I'm going by the reviews already made and hints for months that the ending has ALREADY been changed. I haven't seen the Movie and neither have you so how it's going to piece together now is conjecture. If it were up to me I'd KEEP the ending intact but the best we can seem to hope for is a DVD release with the alternate ending so that's better than nothing in my book.

If you want to start hammering the Movie on the strength of the changed ending do so. You certainly won't be alone. But in my eyes it might STILL work as a very good Movie because even though I wished Snyder HAD stuck with Moores ending there's still a huge amount of Watchmen that seems to be still intact like Rorschach and Manhattan before the "reveal". And THAT is still going to be pretty damn good. Watchmen isn't brilliant just because of squiddy it's brilliant in it's TOTALITY.

"Your type of attitude would have stopped THE DARK KNIGHT from being made." On the contrary the more menacing Joker was always something I'd longed to see and the depiction of the Joker of "Arkham Asylum" and "The Killing Joke" is one I've always wanted to see on the screen. A dark malevolent force of sheer chaos.

ALL IS GOOD IF JOURNAL ENDING IS IN!
by grievenom
Oct 22nd, 2008
01:30:37 AM
Thanks for the assurance, Mori. If true, then I'm very happy. I am ok if the squid isn't in, as long as the last frames of the film before the credits are of the journal and ketchup splatter on the tshirt.
And yeah, I too said Graphic Novel but the point is still valid
by G100
Oct 22nd, 2008
01:42:54 AM
It's ubiquitous now and an inevitable shorthand perhaps Trade Paperback would be beter though "source" is also what I used.

But the point was you seemed to think Moore was above writing a "mere" comic. Wrong. He knows EXACTLY what he's writing, knows it's history it's charcters it's myths and shorthands and he isn't ashamed of it. He's also written a novel "Voice of the Fire" so he knows the difference. Moores point about Movie adaptations isn't based on snobbery but a recognition of the limitations of different Media and what is possible and what is not in each one.

It's... a kind of a big deal... I guess...
by elvenblade
Oct 22nd, 2008
02:22:58 AM
I have to admit, I was disappointed at first, but in a way I'm glad - I don't think any kind of CG or miniatures could have done the way that squid-thing exploded in a shockwave that caused the destruction of NYC justice the way Moore and Gibbons' masterpiece did... I hadn't had much faith in this adaptation until I saw the trailers, and even then there were a billion ways Snyder could have fucked it up (I still think making the Comedian's death scene into a major fight scene is missing the point... he was supposed to have lost the will to live...) Anyway, no matter what happens in the film, we will still have the original book, and the original book's giant squid. And honestly, from a film kid's point of view, it's hard to build up to something like the creation of such a creature - it took some very clever foreshadowing in the graphic novel to prepare readers for its existence... and in terms of comic book format, it took entire splash pages and then loads of exposition afterwards to sell the fact that this creature was seemingly arbitrarily called into existence, even as a result of years of work on Ozy's part. Anyway, I digress. Ultimately I think what it really came down to is that the squid would just be too much of a mindfuck for a live-action Watchmen movie trying to win over non-fans... and it sucks that Synder didn't go the extra mile and try to make a film people weren't quite ready for... badboymason makes a good point when he votes to keep the squid, saying that the 9/11 parallels are extremely relevant to our times. I hold out hope that if this film is a huge success (and there's no reason it wouldn't be), then we might see an alternate ending sometime in the future.
Just CGI a DAMN SQUID!
by shagg187
Oct 22nd, 2008
02:31:20 AM
Seriously. CGI a damn squid in what is already filmed. Remove the unnecessary destruction of other cities and keep it focused on Manhattan. Change the dialogue a bit and walla! All is well, Snyder! Don't fuck this up!!!
Another point about squiddy some are missing
by G100
Oct 22nd, 2008
02:33:44 AM
This is an "alternate reality" in which Superman IS real and so are masked heroes.It is ALSO an alternate reality in which Comics EXIST and it's no mistake when the Headlines say of Manhattan "Superman is real and he's American!" So we are dealing with an earth that has had to assimilate and learn to live with a Gaint Blue (Big Blue geddit! Moore again being wry) Giant Blue demigod.

So Ozy USES (as does Moore) the language and expectations of the Comic book world into which this World has already been thrust to use as his vehicle of destruction and salvation. In a World with a Giant Blue Superhero/God a Gaint Supervillain entity is not as absurd as it is in OUR world. (this mirrors Baccis very well taken point about Galactus, and I rewatched FF4 2 the other night and was still as annoyed about that myself)

I have serious problems about subverting Manhattan and serious worries about this "Black" thin Ozy but I can at least hope the Movie will be worth watching for Rorschach and all the other stuff even if it DOES turn out to be seriously flawed by Snyders re-imagining.

(And I REALLY hope Snyder DOESN'T overuse the slow-fast-mo takes. One or two of the iconic comic panels fine. But the trailer showed Nite Owl doing slow-fast-mo just for a fight sequence! It becomes as annoying as Matrixisation after a while when used as mere Movie punctuation.)

The squid was always a deus ex machina.
by billypilgrimisunstuck
Oct 22nd, 2008
03:57:20 AM
I'm surprised that people didn't know about this earlier. I thought it was common knowledge amongst fanboys that the "SQUID" was out of the picture from the beginning. Maybe it's just common sense masquerading as public consensus? Even when I first read the book, albeit the subtle implications, when the "squid" landed, I thought, "Ok. A bit random...but ok". It's a graphic novel..and through that medium, yes, it could work. It took me 3 days to finish The Watchmen, and by then, I was fully invested. Hell, they could have thrown in a giant fucking dildo in the end and I still would have defended its unparalleled eloquence. But in a flick? No. Different mediums call for different strategies. It would be a totally different feel and would probably come off as laughable, no matter how well it would be done. Good call Snyder. I still hate you, but good call.
We all knew the squid would be missing
by Ecto-1
Oct 22nd, 2008
05:02:13 AM
I hoped it would be in there, but in my heart I knew that the studio wouldn't want it cos the average moronic cinemagoer wouldn't understand. Damn shame though.
Who cares? AVATAR will fuck our eyeballs in 2009!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 22nd, 2008
06:39:28 AM
And nothing else matters.
I care...!
by Ghostball
Oct 22nd, 2008
07:34:13 AM
Squid revealed!
by bobbofatz
Oct 22nd, 2008
12:40:15 PM
I think it is a huge mechanical squid, like the cool spider from wild wild west.
Add me to the chorus...
by Homer Sexual
Oct 22nd, 2008
02:14:39 PM
Of people saying that it isn't removing the squid that blows, it' replacing it with pseudo-Manhattan. Obviously defeats the purpose of world wide unity, since everyone would blame the USA for Manhattan's actions (except Peter Petrelli or someone dumb like him).
fuck this shit
by boyalien
Oct 22nd, 2008
09:07:06 PM
SNYDER YOU PRICK, DON'T FUCK US! Some of us actually care about the goddamned source material, you lying bastard. Film the right ending with the fucking alien and the fucking bodies and blow our eyeballs out of our sockets, you'll win in the long run and so will the studio. Then we might let you live.
Bacci40, your right it originally was released episodically
by kirttrik
Oct 23rd, 2008
06:32:12 PM
and luckily I was able to purchase some when they where originally available. But just because they were released episodically doesn't mean it's not a novel. Dune, War of the Worlds, Sherlock Holmes, and I think even Foundation. All originally published in magazines.
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