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No good director would touch He-man
by jimmy_009
Oct 16th, 2008
07:07:10 PM
It's garbage.
This is the work of Skeletor!!!
by Vic Twenty
Oct 16th, 2008
07:10:31 PM
Idiots.
by MetalMickey
Oct 16th, 2008
07:11:23 PM
Damn and I was wondering
by Kneprock
Oct 16th, 2008
07:11:24 PM
who was going to play She Ra
Maybe it's for the best
by Heckles
Oct 16th, 2008
07:11:59 PM
If they're not going to do it right, don't do it at all. Once GIJoe makes a ton of cash He-Man will be back.
Perhaps He-Man is too gay even for Singer.
by Spacker Dave
Oct 16th, 2008
07:12:51 PM
And that is really saying something about this property.
NOT DARK ENOUGH!!!!!!
by alice 13
Oct 16th, 2008
07:15:07 PM
cancel it first and then kill it.
BattleCat's gotta eat
by Drunken Rage
Oct 16th, 2008
07:15:41 PM
Isn't Skeletor playing Richard Nixon?
by tonagan
Oct 16th, 2008
07:16:01 PM
There were probably some scheduling conflicts.
If you were a Master Of The Universe...
by DarthCorleone
Oct 16th, 2008
07:19:43 PM
...vying for the power of Grayskull, would you really strap yourself into that lumbering Battle Bones carrying case side by side with your enemies to go from place to place?
"He was working with some of the best source material of his car
by TroutMaskReplicant
Oct 16th, 2008
07:22:02 PM
Haha, that's not a compliment. I like it.
Fucking hell. But not a surprise.
by a goonie
Oct 16th, 2008
07:23:51 PM
Being the absolutely huge He-Man fan that I am, I've always hoped for another film to be made one day. But despite my great desire to see the adventures of He-Man, Teela, Battle-Cat, Man-At-Arms, Skeletor, and maybe even Orko play out on the big screen again (or for the first time for some of those characters), I never really got my hopes up to high for any of these modern projects.
There was the John Woo attempt, back when the new version of the cartoon series was on TV, and that of course died. But then I heard about this Marks guy getting the job and then he actually got so far as to write a fucking script! One step closer to reality, but still a long way off. So anyways, I'm sad to hear this, but not altogether surprised.
first!
by Warcraft
Oct 16th, 2008
07:23:58 PM
awesome!
Good one Spacker...
by MR. MURDOCH
Oct 16th, 2008
07:26:03 PM
In fact Uwe Boll was one of the "up and coming directors that were gung ho on the script, but the studio wasn’t feeling them." No, not really, but I wouldn't be surprised. "He-Man? I will do your He-Man movie, yah. I will make it sword and sorcery with my own spezzial touch." Yeah, Silver actually deserves some bad karma anyway. Perhaps some other needful studio will pick up this project...or perhaps not...really, my life will not rise or fall based on whether another feature film based on "He-Man" is made. Just say it three times and you'll be blessed with "The Power of Gray..." ah...Orko where are you?
The fact that they offered it to Singer and Liman
by IndustryKiller!
Oct 16th, 2008
07:34:29 PM
Makes me think it's a good thing it didn't get made and makes me hope it never gets made. Nothing wrong with Singer but I dont think he should do big budget action fantasy and Liman just plain sucks. Jumper was ridiculously awful. And I would rather never see a MOU film (sigh) than I would see another Transformers.
Could be awesome........but
by Nuking the Fridge
Oct 16th, 2008
07:40:14 PM
very expensive. After, SpeedRacer, WB is thinking with caution about other Kid-Oriented Cartoons, unless it is a sure thing like Batman.
good riddens
by Orionsangels
Oct 16th, 2008
07:44:03 PM
At least he's still got Green Arrow
by drewlicious
Oct 16th, 2008
07:45:02 PM
That could still happen. Right?
If they'd go totally R-rated
by ZeroCorpse
Oct 16th, 2008
07:48:55 PM
I'd be into it. Make it like Conan the Barbarian was back in the 80s. Tits, blood, perversion, and gore. Give me a scene of He-Man fucking Evil-Lynn where he satisfies her and then throws her into a fire. Give me a scene where Man-At-Arms decapitates Beast-Man and then gives his daughter Teela 's tits a grope while they're celebrating their victory. Give me a scene where Orko shoots a lightning bolt up Ram-Man's ass.

Make it exploitive and over-the-top, and it will be a hit.

WHO FUCKING CARES?!?!?!?!
by BobaFetish
Oct 16th, 2008
07:49:11 PM
You've gotta be kidding me. Who cares about this stupid franchise and even more stupid idea. The fact that this even was offered to any real director is laughable. I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm just saying it's ridiculous. He Man belongs in every 30 something's closet in a shoe box, missing his weapons and accesories, where he BELONGS. Come up with SOMETHING NEW for the love of God!!!!!!!
ZeroCorpse
by Particularly Hard Vato
Oct 16th, 2008
08:01:30 PM
That would work. Or- ust make it so bad it was entertaining- but sell it seriously- a s aserious piece of "cinema" but so freaking bad that people just laugh at it. Taht would sell tickets. And nto liek snakes on a plane- where they thought it was cool to be cheesy- its never cool to be cheesy- I mean just full on crap, put up and a masterpiece- and see if it sells. Social experiment.
Good.
by Organs
Oct 16th, 2008
08:20:38 PM
One less adaptation to hit the theaters, and a bad one at that. Some things should just remain as novels, comic books, cartoons, other TV shows, and video games.

And this is coming from someone with a soft spot for He-Man. Hell, one of my distant cousins was one of the animators. I had the pleasure of watching him draw He-Man and Orco.
You know Brett Ratner will end up with this.
by JackPumpkinhead
Oct 16th, 2008
08:24:09 PM
Oh, yes, he will. This project will return and you will hear the words "Brett Rattner's Masters of the Universe" by 2015.

By the way, there was a nice story about the slimebag over at CHUD, by the way - about him being a pathetic asshole in a video rental and then getting told "ah, the good version of Red Dragon?" when he ordered them to bring him a copy of "Manhunter"...

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT FOR
by boogy110
Oct 16th, 2008
08:24:37 PM
THE LIVE ACTION MY LITTLE PONY FLICK!!! SUMMER 2010!! OR RAINBOW BRIGHT 2009!! FUCKING LET THE 80'S GO.
aww crap
by the milf lover
Oct 16th, 2008
08:25:32 PM
I really wanted to see Skeletor's chestplate spin to show battle damage after getting hit by HeMan.

oh well, that now gives them time and money to make the hotly anticipated live action adaptation of Sectaurs!

???
by YouAreAllMyBastardChildren
Oct 16th, 2008
08:26:09 PM
BY THE POWER OF....NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Go fuck yourself, Beaks
by drturing
Oct 16th, 2008
08:40:53 PM
Marks has gotten farther than you ever would've. Why are your posts so uniformly snarky and self impressed?
Joel Silver needs to get the fuck away
by Gungan Slayer
Oct 16th, 2008
08:45:16 PM
Joel Silver needs to leave Hollywood and go far, far away from it and never come back. Ever. Again. I'm tired of this dubass.
It's for the best.
by Mr Spork
Oct 16th, 2008
08:49:21 PM
It probably would've ended up being bad anyway.
But, but, this could be Dolph Lundgren's comeback movie!
by Amy Chasing
Oct 16th, 2008
08:53:23 PM
On second thought forget it. He's getting enough work as it is according to imdb.
I think this is kinda a shame...
by RockLobster800
Oct 16th, 2008
09:03:12 PM
I mean as much as I give out about revamped adaptations and basically remakes it would have been cool to see a proper SENSIBLE non campy version of He man done....I mean the source material is nowhere near as good as Lord of the Rings say, but with a good script writer, solid cast and good imaginative director,there is potential for a great fantasy epic there...seriously, if treated right a Masters Of The Universe film could be great. I mean it might require some drastic changes to original material, but still the potential is there to be moulded.BUT Ill say this for the original flick-Langellas Skeletor ruled. Seriously. He was a fooking FANTASTIC villain for a kids flick, cos he was genuinely sinister, angry and threatening-I mean the guy ALMOST wins in it. And Langella plays if him perfectly..I do say, bring him back to voice a CG Skeletor! rest of the film is pretty meh though...
This movie SHOULD be made!
by Demode
Oct 16th, 2008
09:04:59 PM
There have to be directors out there that were He-Man fans back in the day. Get someone who respects the sorce material, and it will be a good film!
By the Power of Numbskulls!
by Roketopunch
Oct 16th, 2008
09:13:34 PM
WB strikes again, it almost seems like This would be a 20th Century Fox move. ^to poster above "faggy LOTR?" I now know you support a big barrel chested Queen with a pink Shirt and vest named Prince Adam.^
couldn't disagree more?
by RustyStardust
Oct 16th, 2008
09:25:14 PM
i read the review and immediately wanted to see this on the screen. i could see this being a masterpiece. that's the greatest invention of he-man that he lives in a fantastic universe where magic, sorcery and high-technology co-exist. damn. i really hope someone else picks this up...
What's the status of the cg Thundercats flick???
by Shermdawg
Oct 16th, 2008
09:27:07 PM
Dolph Lundgren's reputation is safe
by The Crystal Skull
Oct 16th, 2008
09:27:15 PM
This would be a hard movie to make right, but still, it would probably be so much fun! I still have ALL my old toys, even Eternia, and the fantasy storylines that could be done from this could set up quite a franchise. That Battle Bones sucked, though. Not like, Mosquitor sucked, more like, Ram Man sucked. No wait, I kinda liked him, too...
Shit. That's disappointing.
by Beowulf316
Oct 16th, 2008
09:50:15 PM
Fuck! I really wanted to see this, too. The script that was posted here was awesome. He-man deserved a badass movie like this. That stinks.
Maybe it's not the right time.
by Anna Valerious
Oct 16th, 2008
09:54:06 PM
And again, if WB's management are being idiots as of now, it's DEFINITELY not the right time.
Good. It was doomed for failure anyway.
by Nosferatu Jones
Oct 16th, 2008
10:14:23 PM
Now go call Frank Langella...
It would be bad
by Charlie_Allnut
Oct 16th, 2008
10:26:49 PM
I'm not sure this material would translate well to the big screen. Would probably just come off campy Maybe if they deviate from the source material a bit...
No first rate director would touch this...
by Continentalop
Oct 16th, 2008
10:27:03 PM
...but I would. C'mon, I need the money.
Great script + Zach Snyder = Hit
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Oct 16th, 2008
11:17:10 PM
It would be really something to behold. So would a Mo-Cap THUNDERCATS done by Peter Jackson.

We can dream.

I'll show you who all should be in charge of the He Man Movie!!!
by Red43jes
Oct 17th, 2008
12:01:42 AM
Oh, you ALL know these guys! Make it happen!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =FZ1u2_PopPk&feature=related
What? Outrage. Bye Five Hundred Million dollars
by hallmitchell
Oct 17th, 2008
12:08:03 AM
What is your problem Warners? You approve a turd like Speed Racer. Like who cares about Speed Racer. And you nix this? Ask Peter Jackson who he would suggest for it. How about Guy Ritchie?
One He-Man movie was enough...
by one_crazy_nagger
Oct 17th, 2008
12:17:15 AM
to see that some things don't belong in the theaters. I kinda enjoyed the Cartoon Network remake a few years back; I don't know why they canceled it so soon. Although, if these people insist on messing with 80's cartoons, why can't someone make a Dungeons & Dragons movie that continued where the cartoon left off. I'd be all for that.
ATTN: Mr Beaks
by UweBollocks
Oct 17th, 2008
12:22:42 AM
Could you please elaborate a bit more on why you "couldn't disagree more" with El Mayimbe's take on the script? I mean beyond simply that you disagree with his opinion. He was pretty gungfuckingho about it, and based on what he wrote I certainly got excited at the prospect of that script coming to life. To now hear you say you strongly disagree makes me want to know more, because if it did actually blow goats then that would make me feel better about the project dying. Thanks man!
"He-Man" is a stupid title and a dumber name.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Oct 17th, 2008
12:33:44 AM
"Masters of the Universe" isn't as bad, but still a little silly when you think about it "Grayskull" sounds awesome! It could be all post-Dark Knight and stuff.

Well made Fantasy movies bring in the dough, well made superhero movies bring in the dough. That's two possible doughs!

Better than FOX letting it die on screen.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Oct 17th, 2008
12:34:15 AM
Marks is a Hack
by Playhouse
Oct 17th, 2008
12:56:16 AM
He might have fanboy cred, but the guy's "reinventions" are decidedly sub-par.
What director COULD make this thing?
by Subtlety
Oct 17th, 2008
01:20:14 AM
Weirdly, I can't seem to think of a single director who could approach a source this campy with the level of earnestness the script seems written for. Maybe Timur Bekmambetov if he could lay off the amphetamines in the editing room? I wasn't a huge fan of his stuff, but "Wanted" and his "Watch" films demonstrate he can turn complete silliness into a surprisingly credible and even compelling universe. If the script is good as el mayibe says (and Beaks doesn't think so, apparently, though as usual no elaboration whatsoever) it could be a great opportunity for the guy.

It's kind of a shame that it seems like the world of film making is now entirely dominated by either high-class-big-budget auteurs or shameless studio drones and hacks. Seems like in the 70s and 80s, there were tons of real solid low-profile directors who would accept projects like this, treat them seriously, and move on to other things. They weren't ashamed to have things like a "Conan the Destroyer" or "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" remake in their resumes; they just did solid, serious work on whatever work there was at the time. Which means, studios were happy and occasionally silly scripts or goofy ideas were treated with respect and became some of today's classic below-the-radar fun flicks.
Hey
by Toonol
Oct 17th, 2008
01:32:44 AM
Speed Racer was great, one of the best movies of the summer. Stop using it as a benchmark for mediocrity.
You fools!
by Some Dude
Oct 17th, 2008
01:41:49 AM
That cage is made with magic!
Liman on Jumper: "Reinventing the superhero genre"
by JackRabbitSlim
Oct 17th, 2008
01:50:17 AM
Seriously - what kind of self-adulating a-hole in his commentary for his decidedly mediocre film (anyone who defends Christensen's ability to act at this point needs to have their orbital socket shattered), proudly announces that he went into the film with the express intention of reinventing a genre, and one as (currently) overpopulated as the funnybook oeuvre. Mr Liman - you failed and failed miserably.

It occurs to me : the difference between today and early 80s filmmaking is the genre movies have become the tentpole movies and the former tentpoles are now jammed into the arthouse ghetto - the Sony Picture Classics - Fox Searchlight niche. He-Man, even at the height of his popularity (and as everyone knows was simply a pg version of Conan to begin with) would have been a low to low-medium budgeted movie in the early 80s. Do you think Joel Silver was looking to make He-Man on a 40 mil or lower budget? I don't...

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by Stalkeye
Oct 17th, 2008
02:46:14 AM
He Man was too gay (litterly)for my tastes even as a kid.Then again, the upcoming GIJoe Movie looks like shit.
Ratner should be doing this
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 17th, 2008
03:06:30 AM
not Conan.
Joel Silver's current troubles at WB
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 17th, 2008
03:07:38 AM
This is what happens when you try and fuck with the Donner.
Why would any studio...
by Ghostball
Oct 17th, 2008
04:09:57 AM
Release a such a comprehensive script summary of an unmade movie to the public? It was completely idiotic that anyone thought Marks' script was going to see light of day.

Even if WB had kept a reign on 'leaks'like this, the would never have had the temerity to actually commit to a project where there is NO WAY OF UNGAYIFYING THE NAMES OF THE TWO CENTRAL CHARACTERS.

meh - they obviously didn't offer it to Uwe Boll
by the power of GREYSKULL
Oct 17th, 2008
04:15:22 AM
I'm sure he's still looking for work... for that matter, so's Dolph Lundgren probably
There are so many funny and witty people on this site
by masteryoda007
Oct 17th, 2008
05:30:59 AM
I may need to brush up on my irony skills as this seems to be the weapon of choice on this site.
Has there ever been a gayer superhero?
by EriamJH
Oct 17th, 2008
08:19:03 AM
I'd bitchslap any of you who are fans of this tripe.
They were going to cast Mark Valley as He-Man.
by Leafar the Lost
Oct 17th, 2008
08:36:33 AM
Its too bad. Some other studio should get this, give it a really small budget (like 60-70 million)and cast it with grade B actors. If you keep throwing shit at a target, sometimes you get lucky.
Yes it`s a sad day for grown men who watch cartoons the world ov
by Elgyn6655321
Oct 17th, 2008
08:58:42 AM
Somewhere in Springfield, Comic-Book Guy`s hopes for a kick-ass He-Man movie have been shattered.
Glad this isn't happening just yet
by MacTard420
Oct 17th, 2008
11:13:04 AM
I had a bad feeling about this Marks script. He-Man always had some campiness! C'mon...no Orko? Skeletor was a badass but his minions are definitely not! I'm hoping for a real MOTU movie that retains some sort of camp factor. It can be done right.

That being said, I still think the original MOTU movie is better than Bay-Formers! If only for Langella as Skeletor! I prefer my villians to have more than 10 words of dialogue and 8 minutes of screen time.

Whatever happened to ......
by teethgnasher
Oct 17th, 2008
11:25:24 AM
the Wonder Woman movie that WB was supposed to make?
JackRabbitSlim...
by Subtlety
Oct 17th, 2008
12:15:06 PM
Yeah, that's kind of what I mean. In some ways, I think genre pics were BETTER served by being b-movies the studios weren't all that concerned about. When there's a huge budget on the line, studios want the Ratners and Wisemans of the world. They want strict control, and people who know how to craft a product. With something like "Beastmaster" the studio just let Corscarelli do his thing... and why not, it's audience will find it and no one else will care. That's how folks like Philip Kaufman, Richard Fliecher, etc. got a couple fantasy or sci-fi greats over the years. Hitchcock is the ultimate example of this; a great director who approached his projects like products that he would work on seriously and to the best of his ability, but also wasn't going to fight the studio to the gates of Hell over (even when he did disagree with them, for instance over the score to Torn Curtain). A film was a job for him, and he did a good job on each product but also placated his funders. And hey -- he actually got movies made!
I've Got the Power to Lift Up a Flower....
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Oct 17th, 2008
01:12:25 PM
Ahhhhh the memories...!
Shia LeBeouf as He-Man....
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Oct 17th, 2008
01:13:32 PM
Dolph Lungren will cameo as a security guard....
Needs Wolfgang
by The Brains
Oct 17th, 2008
04:05:21 PM
and lots of man-thigh.
"I'm He-Man, I'm strong as can be...."
by diverdan
Oct 17th, 2008
05:34:19 PM
And I brush my teeth with regularity. Once in the morning and once at bedtime, and in between meals so my teeth will shine! You can say this if you rehearse, then you'll be like the Masters of the Universe!" Sorry, my nephews had the He-Man talking electric toothbrush set. Heard that poem a 1000 times one weekend. It's been stuck in there ever since.
Campest superhero movie EVER?
by spud mcspud
Oct 17th, 2008
05:57:44 PM
Nope, that's probably THE DARK KNIGHT *heh heh*

But seriously, either Ratner, a Wchowksi of some description or a Zack Snyder could do this justice. But really- it should be John Milius. I mean, he's into this uber-man stuff isn't he? And the lead character is called fucking HE-MAN, isn't he? A match made in heaven.

John Milius to make MOTU! MAKE IT SOOOOO!

I don't like egg sandwiches
by Quintus_Arrius
Oct 17th, 2008
06:57:24 PM
I don't like egg sandwiches
Please ignore that last post...
by Quintus_Arrius
Oct 17th, 2008
07:00:51 PM
... that was my wife!
Regarding lower profile/lower budgets
by SK229
Oct 18th, 2008
01:22:41 PM
If you think about it, this is exactly how LOTR was created. In that vein of under the radar, nobody really knew what hit them until they walked out of the theater, relatively low-budget and spread the risk by leveraging overseas pre-sales and merchandising licensees.

The complete opposite would be something like Superman Returns, where so much money was being spent and so much hype and history surrounded it, that I'm sure they were getting notes on EVERYTHING from every executive and toy manufacturer who had even the smallest stake in its success.

Even today, when you look at the circumstances on how LOTR was made, it really was way under the radar and the effects were practically improvised. Of course, Return went on to sweep the Oscars, but I think a case can be made for the way Fellowship was made (still the best one, imho) and released that should allow other comparable movies to be made under similar circumstances for low budgets by people with a vision and the ability to pull artists together who may have not had a chance to work on a movie otherwise.

If the studio REALLY felt they were shouldering too much risk, they would have demanded that ILM be doing the effects and they would have had lawyers and line producers all over that set.

All this isn't to say that it should be done in the service of a He-Man movie, but I think it does point out a recent example of something that probably WAS done more in the vein of an 80's fantasy/sci-fi movie, where entire conglomerates didn't have their nose in the production's business the whole time and various effects people got to ply their trade and make things cheap but effective.

And one more supremely important ingredient that I've noticed is a director who has an idea of how THEY want the effects done. This is as true of Peter Jackson on LOTR as it was of Ridley Scott on Alien and Blade Runner. I think Nolan is the same way on his films, knowing and working out ahead of time how certain things should be done, rather than just deferring everything to CGI and effects artists supervisors. This often leads to a more 'completeness' of the effects, if that makes any sense, where many different avenues are pursued to make up the whole, many of which are often very cheap but also very effective.

Statement from MATTEL about the movie! (18 Oct 08)
by Demode
Oct 18th, 2008
08:50:45 PM
"Mattel has long been on the forefront of entertainment between our studio partnerships on major blockbusters to DVD movies based on our own powerhouse brands like Barbie, Hot Wheels and Masters of the Universe. Our focus is to continue being a leader in the industry and exploring opportunities that will deliver break-frame entertainment and innovative products. We are committed to making films based on Masters of the Universe and collectively with Warner Bros., and remain dedicated to identifying the best and most fitting team of creative talent who will do justice to this classic property. We think it is imperative, regardless of how lengthy the process, that we partner with a team that shares our vision and brings to life the current script in a way that will satisfy even our most ardent Masters of the Universe fans."...... Attribution: Barry Waldo, Vice President of Worldwide Entertainment & Consumer Products, Mattel
Sk229
by Subtlety
Oct 19th, 2008
03:53:58 AM
True true. Still, I think there is something to be said for the practice of NOT hiring auteurs for fantasy stuff. When the auteurs know what they want and can work in a free environment, you do get something like LOTR. But a good percentage of the time, their passion and commitment to getting it "Exactly as they envisioned" actually ends up sinking projects like this because its too costly and they end up with the suits running the show. The great thing about a lot of 70s/80s fantasy cinema was that it was made by non-genre directors who were consumate professionals -- guys who did great work on whatever work they got, but weren't going to turn films into personal crusades over vision. I mentioned a few in my previous post. I'm glad we have gusy like Gilliam, who will always put vision first. But I wish there were a few more pro filmmakers who had the kind of workaday attitude the great 70s/80s guys did. Today, this sort of pro filmmaker seems to have been replaced by toadying hacks of the Ratner/Wiseman vein. Its been broken into two camps: guys who do it strictly for the love, and guys who do it strictly for the money. In the past, it seems like there were more folks who embodied the middle ground and could make serious, quality films even if they weren't salivating fanboys.
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