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van Damme's In FULL LOVE!!

Firs...Oh forget it by Hotscot	Oct 13th, 2008 01:34:03 PM
That's all
JCVD by just pillow talk	Oct 13th, 2008 01:34:08 PM
I'm very curious as to how this turned out.
The end times are upon us by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 13th, 2008 01:44:54 PM
Fear the comeback of JCVD, all ye who talkback!
Haven't seen Van Damme in awhile by skimn	Oct 13th, 2008 01:48:27 PM
Has that lump on his forehead gotten bigger with age?
Go Jean Claude by syetter	Oct 13th, 2008 01:49:44 PM
Always wanted to say that.
Why the hell... by eXcommunicated	Oct 13th, 2008 02:03:38 PM
...doesn't JCVD get rid of the forehead lump? I mean, is it attached to his brain so that it is impossible to remove? I don't get it. It looks like a cyst of some kind. Does he only believe in "holistic" medicine or something?
Hot diggity... by LoopyDAVE76	Oct 13th, 2008 02:06:22 PM
...Van Damme's daughter is hot!
Ha!...Van Damme...all I can say is Ha!.... by FlickaPoo	Oct 13th, 2008 02:14:05 PM
...I saw Van Damme...I think it was on Letterman, a long long time ago. He had this terrible VERY long in the back mullet and he was taking some heat for it...anyway, he resisted all attempts at humor and tried to explain that the mullet was there for a reason...that the long flap of hair would swing around in slow motion during jumping kicky stuff and beautifully enhance the motion. He then made an earnest appeal to the "ladies" in the audience to confirm his theory...
I really hope he makes it. JCVD showed he deserves a chance. by V'Shael	Oct 13th, 2008 02:25:31 PM
Merrick, get this movie fast. It will bolster your burgening respect for the guy.
What did I just see? by drewlicious	Oct 13th, 2008 02:41:14 PM
Seriously what is picture about because the trailer told me nothing.
Honestly... by fivezero	Oct 13th, 2008 02:59:04 PM
I was bowled over by that trailer. It takes A LOT to bowl me over. A LOT. I'm not even sure what it is just watched. I want to see it, I think. I'm so confused.
Timecop 2 by kdoc13	Oct 13th, 2008 03:09:36 PM
I know there was already a Timecop 2, and a lame TV show. But if he wants a real comeback, this was his biggest flick, and probably his best one. He needs a good script for a sequel, a decent director, and a halfway decent budget. But I'd be there.
Ok...descriptin tells me nothing... by Gungan Slayer	Oct 13th, 2008 03:25:09 PM
lol. But I would like to see Van Damme on the big screen again.
John Sidney McCain: The Story of a Middle Name... by earthlingdave	Oct 13th, 2008 03:25:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =d7VS8dg6mWE
Anchor by skimn	Oct 13th, 2008 03:26:53 PM
How did he diss Kirk?
It's sad that there are so many scumbag trolls on this forum by dr sauch	Oct 13th, 2008 03:35:59 PM
He's a joke? He is a desperate man? What are you people, all Kings and Scholars? No one is allowed to be desperate, and to use that desperation to make some good material? My God, it must be so easy for you fat, socially inept, hate-filled losers to shit on a 3 minute clip in order to exert some measure of control over a world that has otherwise ignored and marginalized your very existence. You are all what is wrong with this planet.
Maybe he was a prick. People can't change in your perfect world? by V'Shael	Oct 13th, 2008 03:38:20 PM

Thailand, true story...? by JackPumpkinhead	Oct 13th, 2008 04:24:21 PM
"Jean Claude van Damme IS Gary Glitter IN F/U/L/L///L/O/V/E"...?
Some rude fucking mouths on you guys by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Oct 13th, 2008 04:24:22 PM

Get off your high horse, dr sauch. by TheLastCleric	Oct 13th, 2008 04:25:28 PM
Van Damme lied through his teeth about his martial arts credentials and has managed to piss off just about every real martial artist he's come into contact with. He also blinded a stuntman due to his own ineptitude when filming Cyborg and instead of doing the right thing the poor bastard had to sue Van Damme to get reasonable compensation. Van Damme also has a history of talking shit on other people, apparently in between doing lines of coke, which is why he got his sorry ass handed to him at Scores. (The Muscles from Brussles was knocked out in one punch by the way) The man was always a fucking fraud, his movies for the most part are shit, and he's a notorious asshole. Excuse the fuck out of me for not being impressed by his little comeback special, especially when there are so many other true martial artists who deserve our collective intention. Fuck this sorry bitch; he’s had more of a career than he ever deserved.
Jean Claude's Venereal Disease? by Roketopunch	Oct 13th, 2008 04:30:54 PM
Is that what the abbreviation means?
I'll go see JCVD by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro	Oct 13th, 2008 04:35:45 PM
I gave up on Jean Claude a long time ago but if he's putting in the work for all this reinvention, I'll give him a chance.
YOU'RE OFF AIR. by UMAGA	Oct 13th, 2008 05:18:04 PM
Bison.
About time by Charlie_Allnut	Oct 13th, 2008 05:49:35 PM
He should have gotten this message ten years ago...Would be interesting if he started doing supporting character roles in non martial arts films...
based on a true story, based in another reality by Alkeoholic77	Oct 13th, 2008 06:25:13 PM
Does this sound as bat shit crazy to anyone else or is it just me?
I still blame him for killing Raul Julia by Alkeoholic77	Oct 13th, 2008 06:29:50 PM
"Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get in my boat, and going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so HARD, that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it!"
Kudos to him by veritasses	Oct 13th, 2008 06:37:24 PM
if this really is a serious attempt to turn over a new leaf and a start to create a new/better man.
Make room on the JVCD's mantle by welsh12uk	Oct 13th, 2008 06:41:34 PM
cuz her comes OSCAR!!! Maybe two OSCARS if he is playing his evil twin. You know you can't contain the talents of JVCD with just ONE role.
Jean-Claude Van Damme by ebonic_plague	Oct 13th, 2008 06:43:14 PM
My little sister once hung out with him in Vegas, and he was supposedly such a damn pervert that she jumped out of a moving car to get away from him.
I don't mind JCVD by unionJACKass.webs.com	Oct 13th, 2008 06:47:54 PM
Some of his films are outrageously silly, but I still like them. Some are actually quite good, like UNIVERSAL SOLDIER, AWOL and BLOODSPORT.
He may be a martials arts "fraud" by themanwhojaped	Oct 13th, 2008 08:11:36 PM
... but I maintain LEGIONNAIRE has artistic merit. It's one of my favourite movies, and the aberration in his history.
hell has froze over by Nizzuts	Oct 13th, 2008 09:34:10 PM
because I actually thing this might be good...someone please stop me from typing any more.
Col. Guile Did NOT kill Bison by DarfurOnTheRocks	Oct 13th, 2008 09:49:45 PM
..You should have watched after the credits friend!
JCVD made Kickboxer. He wins by most excellent ninja	Oct 14th, 2008 02:06:07 AM
one of the best movies ever.
van damme is no fraud by GavinVanDraven	Oct 14th, 2008 03:21:14 AM
he may have embellished on his resume for martial arts, but he WAS legit as a fighter. the guy was a competitive kickboxer with an 18 and 1 overall record with 18 ko's. he is a black belt in shotokan karate and has trained in muay thia during his acting career. the reason his moves look so fluid is due to 5 years training in ballet, which is no joke.... ask anyone who has tried it. could the guy compete in mixed martial arts right now? doubtful. back in the early days? maybe in a match with another pure striker. i bet he would beat any talkbackers here in a fight. i wouldnt fuck with the guy. oh yeah... one sucker-punch knockout doesn't mean shit by the way. ANYBODY can be knocked out, especially if they dont know they are in a fight and get hit on the jaw or point of the chin, as was the case when JCVD got knocked out. almost every guy in the UFC or any other MMA organization has gotten knocked out at least once. if they havent been floored at least once, then they havent had any real competition yet. you fight for long enough, you get beat. that's the way it is. sure the guy has made some mistakes, but he seems to be making better choices these days, and that is worthy of praise in my book. good for him if he is reinventing himself. i bet all you fanboy tools were dissing Robert Downey JR back in the day... and look how he has turned it around. good stuff. good for you JCVD.
Good to see JCVD on the comeback trail by KillaKane	Oct 14th, 2008 08:30:48 AM
Been consigned to DTV hell for far too long. Made some entertaining albeit cheezmongous and dare I say it 'classic' action flicks in the 90's (Kickboxer and Bloodsport being personal faves). Nice to see an action star taking a risk, and throwing it out there, seems like it's paid off. Looking forward to catching it (hopefully at the cineplex this time).

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