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First.
by Kid Idioteque
Oct 8th, 2008
01:56:58 PM
Oh yeah.
Patton Oswald RULES
by Joker Gordon Levitt
Oct 8th, 2008
02:27:00 PM
YOU PUT THE POISON IN ME!!!! is my favorite line of his.
Oswalt
by Vic Twenty
Oct 8th, 2008
02:55:33 PM
Those Cars things...
by mefrog
Oct 8th, 2008
02:55:40 PM
...are not funny. At all.
American Movie
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 8th, 2008
03:14:08 PM
is fantastic. A really great documentary.
This is one of those things...
by epitone
Oct 8th, 2008
03:16:16 PM
...that's not the least bit cool unless someone who's already cool says it's cool. I was done with that routine around age 14.
Cars 1 and 2
by Josh Acid
Oct 8th, 2008
03:18:53 PM
...are kind of funny, but they couldn't be more Tim & Eric (only not as good) if they tried.
Looks like fun...
by chaplinatemyshoe
Oct 8th, 2008
03:20:49 PM
Makes me almost wish I lived in LA and not Austin...almost.
CARS...
by CENOBITE
Oct 8th, 2008
03:21:39 PM
is quite funny. I guess growing up in the midwest and moving to LA to get away from people like in the show, I 'get' it.
That's an amazing sequence
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 8th, 2008
03:22:37 PM
from Prince of Darkness - "We are transmitting form the year 199..."
Fuck Patton Oswalt
by RobertBaron
Oct 8th, 2008
03:23:18 PM
He cut me off as I was trying to get in the turn lane onto Highland from Melrose. Goddamn piece of shit manlet.
Aw, DAMN. I've got a haircut scheduled after work tonight!
by Speed Fricassee
Oct 8th, 2008
03:53:16 PM
Guess I'll have to learn to live with myself after missing out on this astonishing opportunity.
Those Cars videos were amusing
by SilentP
Oct 8th, 2008
04:10:27 PM
Kinda reminds me of Mega 64. Get out your fucking checkbook guy even looks a little like one of the Mega 64 guys.
Prince of Darkness animation
by Frisco
Oct 8th, 2008
04:11:52 PM
I am so glad I'm not the only one who instantly recognized that thing. It's only a frickin' creepy as hell sequence from one of the better zero-budget horror flicks of that era. Not to mention that every J-horror flick worth a Hollywood remake has copied the vibe from that very fucking sequence!
BLATANT Tim & Eric biting
by blue1622
Oct 8th, 2008
04:18:41 PM
Tim & Eric are actually funny, though. Fuck this. I could be at the Beverly tonight, but I think I'll try to get a haircut, too.

...and Wonder Showzen did the hate crime thing, to much better effect ("White Wine, White Women, and Hate Crimes! *high five*

THIS is more entertaining...
by blue1622
Oct 8th, 2008
04:36:07 PM
http://tinyurl.com/5yukb2

...and it sucks, too!

I hope this means no Patton Oswalt in Tim and Eric season 4. Go back to CBS sitcoms, you unfunny dolt.

No.
by blue1622
Oct 8th, 2008
05:13:21 PM
Cars - uploaded 5/31/07

Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - premiered 2/11/07...and this does not take into account their Tom Goes to the Mayor, which had been airing since 2004, and covering similiar material.

Yeah, I know Tim and Eric didn't invent lulz, but I stand by the assertion that this Cars shid is trying to be them, and doing it wrong.

American Movie does not need to be seen on the big screen
by TooWhippy
Oct 8th, 2008
05:21:09 PM
Prince of Darkness actual clip
by SirLoin
Oct 8th, 2008
05:51:49 PM
From the movie... if anybody was wondering. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =6XnPKi8528U
Barely got through the trailer!
by loserguy3000
Oct 8th, 2008
06:22:38 PM
Honestly. That music is somebody's idea of good. The humor is somebody's idea of funny. Neither opinion is shared by me, so I'll be skipping this one altogether.

Sorry Mori, but this looks like standard home-video + special effects. Never really been entertained with amateur video (not even the porn variety), and this looks about the same. Truly, I could barely get through the trailer.
patton oswald...
by mattforce7
Oct 8th, 2008
07:14:21 PM
the stupids of america love him...
Wow, that's got a Dammon Packard vibe.
by The Reluctant Austinite
Oct 8th, 2008
09:20:42 PM
I wish I could be there with my fucking checkbook out. I'm betting Damon Packard either knows these guys, or he'll be there sitting in the back row.
CARS 3 is a masterpiece.
by TequilaMocking
Oct 9th, 2008
01:48:23 AM
Those were some amazing basketball moves.
I believe in free speech
by krushjudgement
Oct 9th, 2008
01:57:17 AM
And I'm not one to say another man's art isn't valid- nevertheless, this is deranged bullshit. This guy should seek therapy. Or, if this is his therapy, good for him. But I'm not watching anymore of it.
Dammon Packard is an f'ing nut job
by Kirbymanly
Oct 9th, 2008
05:26:55 PM
Seriously scary guy
mattforce
by Bass Bastardson
Oct 9th, 2008
08:48:12 PM
The stupids of America are mercilessly mocked by Patton Oswalt and wouldn't understand most of what he says unless they came to his shows equipped with a a thesaurus, a Wizard price guide and the back catalog of Starlog. Go give a listen to Werewolves and Lollipops before you make anymore idiotic comments. By the way it's Osawlt, not Oswald.
That said...
by Bass Bastardson
Oct 9th, 2008
08:51:50 PM
I will be avoiding Cars 3 like the plague. Cars 1 and 2 couldn't be less funny and were both way too long at just a minute and a half.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO GO TO NEW BEV EVENTS!!!
by heywood jablomie
Oct 10th, 2008
01:00:02 PM
They get crowded with every dickweed and his uncle instead of people who ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SHIT. Please STOP STOP STOP. Every fucking revival cinema event in Los Angeles is turning into a douchey American Apparel hipster party zone. Please leave a free-range zone for old-school actual dorks!
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