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James Gunn and Quint discuss how to make PG PORN with Nathan Fillion, Michael Rosenbaum, Aria Giovanni, Belladonna & Sasha Grey!

is it a PG PORONO? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 8th, 2008 11:41:48 AM

VOTE YES ON MELANOMA!! VOTE JOHN MCCAIN!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 8th, 2008 11:43:02 AM

Oh dear... by Anna Valerious	Oct 8th, 2008 11:47:12 AM
"Peanuts" porn?
wow Gunn sounds like a funny, intelligent guy.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 8th, 2008 11:48:05 AM
...interview this guy more and say fuck off to Kevin Smith and Seth Rogen. Please Quint.....PLEASE!!!
by matalo	Oct 8th, 2008 11:54:21 AM
Nathan Fillion....Jason Bateman....separated at birth?
Nathan Fillion may never be on the A-list of actors by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Oct 8th, 2008 11:56:42 AM
but the man knows how to pick entertaining roles. Between Firefly, Slither, Dr. Horrible, and this, he's pretty much guaranteed himself permanent cult status.
that guy is funny by ArcadianDS	Oct 8th, 2008 12:00:45 PM
I'm a bit embarrassed as I'm not familiar with Da Knowledge's online work (I do, of course, have all of his books). 10/10
Hilarious by Billy Sunday	Oct 8th, 2008 12:01:53 PM
This is great frickin' idea. But Quint, come on man, how did you NOT ask him if Jenna Fischer would be popping up in any episodes of PG PORN? Pam gone wild would be awesome!
That was damn funny. by Knuckleduster	Oct 8th, 2008 12:02:41 PM
I loved Slither. Wish we get to see more feature films from Gunn.
You can't go wrong with Belladonna by Karl Hungus	Oct 8th, 2008 12:04:36 PM
That shot of her as Lucy to Rosenbaum's Charlie Brown suddenly makes this a must-see. Nice (but strange) to see her work while giving her poor little poop chute a much-deserved rest.
I wish Nathan got better work, but... by O_Goncho	Oct 8th, 2008 12:09:59 PM
...whatever he's doing he always brings the lols.
Nathan Filion needs some real work by Curious Jorge	Oct 8th, 2008 12:14:23 PM
Isn't there a new Stargate series in production?
Belladonna by Simpsonian	Oct 8th, 2008 12:14:58 PM
I think really does have herpes, and that's why she limits what she does now.____herpes, herpes, bo-berpies, bananafana fo-ferpies, HERPIES!
Porn has stories and acting? by drturing	Oct 8th, 2008 12:24:28 PM
Come on bitches, not to anyone who was born after 1982 they don't. Shit, I saw my first bukkake video when I was 16. Times have changed, joke is old.
Billy Sunday by jr42602	Oct 8th, 2008 12:25:52 PM
I believe Gunn and Jenna Fischer are divorced now, I doubt she will be in these shorts.
Balldonna doesnt have herpes by Falcon5768	Oct 8th, 2008 12:36:47 PM
But had a huge scare recently with a actor who did, which coupled with the AIDS scare last year is why she semi-retired. She makes a lot more money now as a producer and personality anyway though.
jr42602 by Billy Sunday	Oct 8th, 2008 12:36:50 PM
Oh damn....in that case, any chance you have her number?
Belladonna's ass by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 8th, 2008 12:44:47 PM
Is fucking amazing....absolutely amazing. Dear God. That ass could heal the venom tearing away at John McCain's face.....
drturing by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 8th, 2008 12:45:59 PM
That is true....the younger generation are like-- porn has stories? What the fuck? Not my shit. It starts out-- BAM!! Dick in the mouth....dick in the ass....BAM -- next girl....say your name....now suck my dick.....BAM!! End credits with metal music.
Proof that at least Quint is aware of the by V'Shael	Oct 8th, 2008 12:46:53 PM
recent spate of talkbackers concerns about the amount of retarded porno stories on this site.
Aria needs to do more hard core... by Cap'n Jack	Oct 8th, 2008 12:53:24 PM

I'll never forget.. by Harold-Sherbort	Oct 8th, 2008 12:53:37 PM
..the day I saw an ex girlfriend of mine in a Porno. I've never laughed and jerked off at the same time. It's kind of euphoric.
Hehe by Forsakyn	Oct 8th, 2008 12:56:46 PM
Nathan nailed the typical male porn performance. Awesome. Not that I've seen any. Oops, zipper is still down. Back later.
Harold-Sherbort by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 8th, 2008 12:57:32 PM
Wow. Wear can I find her? The thought of jerking it to a fellow TB'ers ex girlfriend is fascinating....
Can someone explain the animation please?!?? by AdrianVeidt	Oct 8th, 2008 12:58:10 PM
Sorry, I'm a movie geek, but WHAT is the top left animation a reference to???
Yea it would be pretty inappropriate by skimn	Oct 8th, 2008 01:03:44 PM
to ask Gunn if he misses giving Miss Fischer the 'ol in and out...this airs when?
AdrianVeidt by Bouncy X	Oct 8th, 2008 01:06:33 PM
its a reference to Prince of Darkness. as for this porn thing, that second photo with the car...........daaaaamn, dont know who she is but that schoolgirl thing is veeeery flattering.
This guy banged Jenna Fisher by erichaislar	Oct 8th, 2008 01:17:10 PM
I hate him.
This guy banged Jenna Fisher but is seperated from her by jccalhoun	Oct 8th, 2008 01:22:32 PM
So I don't hate him because obviously he screwed things up because Jenna is perfect and he has given all of us the illusion of hope that we can hook up with Jenna
Prince of Darkness by mrplowking	Oct 8th, 2008 01:24:20 PM
John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness friggin' rules! Always a standard at our home for the yearly October scary movie marathons. A great soundtrack too! Carpenter is a genius.
Fillion IS The Riddler ..... by Gabba-UK	Oct 8th, 2008 01:43:22 PM
you hear me Nolan, next batman, call Fillion. You know it makes sense!!!
Loved Nathan's work but this is by MrFloppy	Oct 8th, 2008 01:51:08 PM
unwatchable.
From the writer of Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed! by Kid Idioteque	Oct 8th, 2008 01:59:20 PM
This is like miming a game of baseball.
To continue my previous thought... by Kid Idioteque	Oct 8th, 2008 02:03:18 PM
Before I was so rudely interrupted by my wandering pinky finger (don't read into that), I was going to suggest a mimed baseball game would be less confusing but slightly more erotic. And both would involve unused wood.
so like....has Harry lost any weight at all? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 8th, 2008 02:05:34 PM

Bella and Sasha are dirty, dirty girls. by dr sauch	Oct 8th, 2008 02:19:36 PM
I'm sitting in a law library trying to do homework, but after looking at those pics, I'm not sure I'll be able to focus anymore
Also, Aria is probably the hottest fat chick on the planet. by dr sauch	Oct 8th, 2008 02:25:13 PM
Truth.
Kurt by odo19	Oct 8th, 2008 02:30:17 PM
You lucky son of a bitch. That is all.
Just to point out the obvious by Victor Creed	Oct 8th, 2008 02:30:51 PM
Shooting a chick in the head with a nail gun might preclude a PG rating.
The truly funny shit is by drturing	Oct 8th, 2008 03:08:18 PM
you could probably get a pg with a nail gun to the head, for sure, but if you show two people in a loving relationship doing something that led to the creation of pretty much everyone on the planet, you're struck with an x rating. even a cum shot across the face in the context of a caring relationship is less profane than seeing a man blown up by floating landmines and multiple gunshot wounds as in bad boys ii... but apparently in Amercuh that would just be unholy. I bet in Baltimore last year alone there were around 225 homicides and probably 20000 jizz splashes to tits. the hypocrisy is shameless. furthermore, I sorta thought James Gunn was alright after Slither. And Jenna Fischer is beyond belief hot in Walk Hard. But this is lame. Just wasn't funny. And again, porn acting doesn't exist any more.
Sasha Grey by nemesisdarkside	Oct 8th, 2008 03:08:50 PM
Girl has a great ass.
Danny Glovers... by Harold-Sherbort	Oct 8th, 2008 03:45:03 PM
The porno was called "Toms P.O.V." I've been looking for it again, but I can't find it anywhere. The girls real name is Katie Avola, but I didn't catch her porn name. I'm friends with her on myspace, but she's never on there anymore. I'd love to "see" it again myself!
name that flick... by shoveller	Oct 8th, 2008 03:46:23 PM
ah crap, this TB has reminded me of a film that i can't remember the name of! it's coming out soon and is about a girl shot in the head with a nail gun then she goes off across america to... er... do something... or much else...
Danny Glover.. by Harold-Sherbort	Oct 8th, 2008 04:10:55 PM
Her name is Roxy Deville. Google it. xhamster.com has some of her movies too.
Sasha Grey is Sofa King hot. by Fawst	Oct 8th, 2008 04:13:28 PM
BIG fan. Biiiiiiiig fan.
Leobloom got his conservative all riled up by dr sauch	Oct 8th, 2008 04:15:30 PM
What Quint meant is that Sarah Palin is a goddamn hypocrite, who talks about abstinence and not teaching sex-ed in schools, and then has a daughter who got knocked up. Perhaps some sex-ed and contraceptives would have allowed the daughter to not have to raise kids at 17, or however old she is. So that's what I got out of Quint's statement, but maybe I'm also "fucking stupid".
the fact that someone would fight against sex ed.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 8th, 2008 04:19:52 PM
...in schools is a revelation as to just how fucking ignorant she is. I hope that goblin clawing its way out of McCain's face lunges across the stage and tears its way into her uterus like a rabid mole. Fucking whore.
ahem..... It is actually hump-day. by The Dum Guy	Oct 8th, 2008 04:46:50 PM
Just sayin'.
I have felt Aria Giovanni's breasts! by Logo Lou	Oct 8th, 2008 05:19:52 PM
Well, my shoulder and chest has. She was a Chicago's Wizard Con a few years back (why? dunno, don't care!) and it was VERY crowded. She and I were making our way through a bunch of people in opposite directions and a guy bumped me into her. It was like an airbag from heaven!
Quint is the man-- he knows a thing or two about ho's.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 8th, 2008 05:56:59 PM

I too have always found porn more funny than sexy by The Amazing G	Oct 8th, 2008 06:15:43 PM

KurtLockwood, which girl w/ extra's do you prefer? by GQtaste	Oct 8th, 2008 06:21:52 PM
Gia Darling, Danielle Foxxx, Carman Cruz, Jessie or Vanity? Or somebody else I"m not thinking of?
evil dead 4? by Smithys.Bark	Oct 8th, 2008 06:48:12 PM
Starring Bruce Campbell & Nathan Fillion...a couple of S-Mart employees have awaken the undead...I see cheese and I like it!
Deleted Post? by Billy Sunday	Oct 8th, 2008 07:08:36 PM
On the main article page, under the talkback, someone named ruven76 made a post titled "Someone page Mori McWeeny" it was in between I have felt Aria Giovanni's breasts! and odo19. What the hell happened to that post?
UNSOCIABLE HAMMER LIVES!!! by Shermdawg	Oct 8th, 2008 08:20:55 PM

the money shot... by Smithys.Bark	Oct 8th, 2008 09:26:20 PM
was hilarious in Nailing Your Wife, cant wait to see the next one.
dr sauch by Juemad	Oct 8th, 2008 09:50:03 PM
"What Quint meant is that Sarah Palin is a goddamn hypocrite, who talks about abstinence and not teaching sex-ed in schools, and then has a daughter who got knocked up. Perhaps some sex-ed and contraceptives would have allowed the daughter to not have to raise kids at 17, or however old she is. So that's what I got out of Quint's statement, but maybe I'm also "fucking stupid"." Yeah, because kids of liberals who preach sex-ed and condoms have never gotten pregnant or STDs. Maybe kids get into trouble because kids don't listen, no matter how good the advice.
and how does that make Palin a hypocrite... by Juemad	Oct 8th, 2008 09:52:25 PM
because her daughter got pregnant? Her daughter didn't practice what the mom preached, so that makes the mom a hypocrite?
haha by the milf lover	Oct 8th, 2008 10:24:15 PM
I could see the ending to that 'nailing your wife' clip before it started, and it's still funny as hell! Nathan's expression and framing her with the nailgun is priceless!
also anyone who thinks Aria is fat by the milf lover	Oct 8th, 2008 10:26:57 PM
is a goddamn imbecile. What, you'd rather she was an anorexic or something? She's not fat at all! I never thought much of her, just something about her face that doesnt do it for me, but she has an amazing body.
The sexiest thing about Sasha Grey by Manatee	Oct 8th, 2008 11:30:19 PM
Chick is whip smart. There is nothing sexier than a smart chick that really knows how to get down!
Sasha Grey is 'whip smart'? by the milf lover	Oct 8th, 2008 11:53:37 PM
considering she does porn, the 'whip' could mean many different things! I might have to look her up
Sasha Grey is awesome. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 9th, 2008 12:03:35 AM
I don't know about smart. But she is pretty crazy and generally enthused.
err Sasha Grey might not be so awesome by the milf lover	Oct 9th, 2008 12:55:59 AM
sfter all.... check this out:
dammit.... here's the link by the milf lover	Oct 9th, 2008 12:57:49 AM
I hit enter instead of the tynyurl-maker link.... so here about Sasha Grey: http://tinyurl.com/48r3l6
LOl, maybe Kurt was'nt so lucky after all by odo19	Oct 9th, 2008 01:21:53 AM

wow by odo19	Oct 9th, 2008 01:24:27 AM
Just when I thought AICN was full of nothing but sick perverted fucks after the breastfeeding talkback, I had to go and read the talkback comments on milflovers link. At least we have some wit.......well, most of the time.
PG Porn with Death by Nail Gun by logboy	Oct 9th, 2008 01:24:53 AM
Hardly PG, though, as far as I can tell. Strangely ironic to have to intentionally put-down porn when it does it naturally as par for the course. As far as I can tell, PG Porn would in fact be the average Soap Opera, surely?
Sasha Grey had anal warts over a year and a half ago. by Karl Hungus	Oct 9th, 2008 02:11:03 AM
Get over it. I shudder to imagine what kind of population-killing petrie dish of foulness you've got cooking under YOUR hood.
Anybody seen Richie? by Motoko Kusanagi	Oct 9th, 2008 02:41:24 AM
I'm gonna keep coming back until someone REMEMBERS seeing Richie!
Belladonna... by rost	Oct 9th, 2008 03:14:32 AM
look at her face; she's a ravishing beauty. For T+A you have to look somewhere else... and it's worth it!!! Because she's a ravishing beauty!!! Why can't she be my girlfriend?
Aria Giovanni is a porn star? by most excellent ninja	Oct 9th, 2008 06:54:45 AM
when she takes a cock, she may call herself a pornstar.
Juemad by most excellent ninja	Oct 9th, 2008 06:57:51 AM
Sarah Palin is a hypocrite because you're a right wing idiot. And you fuckers need to swallow aids.
Who knew Aria could act? by irritable	Oct 9th, 2008 07:49:26 AM
Eat your heart out, Cate Blanchett!
Aria used to come into my job by Joker Gordon Levitt	Oct 9th, 2008 09:20:08 AM
at the bank. Total fox. Total.
Kurt! by most excellent ninja	Oct 9th, 2008 10:29:25 AM
you're Kurt Lockwood the pornstar? you've been on this site this whole time?
Joker Gordon Levitt by most excellent ninja	Oct 9th, 2008 10:30:17 AM
I though Aria Giovanni was a human. It is medically and scientifically impossible for her to be a fox, unless she was a shapeshifter of some kind, maybe a refugee from mars?
Hey Kurt.. by Harold-Sherbort	Oct 9th, 2008 12:56:46 PM
ever work with roxy deville?
Aria Grade A Pussy by tehDude	Oct 9th, 2008 01:37:08 PM
Whoever said she was fat has gotta be a paedo. Sasha Grey is awesome too..mmm...hey Kurt (not that I believe you) How do you keep the wolf from the door when banging chicks like that?
Aria Giovanni is a real damn woman by AlwaysThere	Oct 9th, 2008 02:45:14 PM
My God, perfection.
Kurt by odo19	Oct 9th, 2008 02:45:32 PM
I'm not sure but I think he's trying to ask how you how you keep from....well.....you know....when you're with chicks that hot.
Kurt.. by tehDude	Oct 9th, 2008 03:02:10 PM
Sorry, as you may know these Talkbacks/internets are uslly filled with a whole host of fakers so as a rule of thumb I never believe who people say they are(unless proven otherwise). Apologies, if your are bonafide. And yeah odo19 got it right, it's a euphemism for reaching that point of no return, 'cause I would probably last 10 secs (if that) with Sasha's filthy mouth.
so the premise is... by oisin5199	Oct 9th, 2008 04:18:30 PM
they don't ever get to fuck because something horrible happens? I love Fillion and think he's great in this, but I hope every episode doesn't end in the violent death of a woman. In some ways, I find that more offensive than actual porn, which at least has the potential to show a woman taking charge of her sexuality and enjoying herself.
oisin5199 by the milf lover	Oct 9th, 2008 04:29:24 PM
In SOME ways, you find the violent death of women more offensive than porn? Does that mean that in other ways it excites you? haha
Cool man, by tehDude	Oct 9th, 2008 04:37:01 PM
thanks for the replies Kurt. Nice to see you on the site. I think the only way I'll gain control with great women like that is being in another room. oisin5199: lighten up, it's a COMEDY, and I'm sure it won't be all one sided.
Sasha Grey... by judge dredds fresh undies	Oct 10th, 2008 07:06:46 AM
She is sensational. Genuinely attractive, intelligent and best of all clearly enthusiastic about what she does.
Gunn is hilarious by RobFromBackEast	Oct 10th, 2008 08:28:42 AM
The man's blogs are the funniest thing on the web and he's a very talented writer/director. Loved Fillion in Nailed. Funny as fuck

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