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Kevin Smith Is Gonna Show You How ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORONO!!

Here come the haters... by mefrog	Oct 7th, 2008 10:29:40 AM

by hypnotron	Oct 7th, 2008 10:30:43 AM

Not a hater by Kneprock	Oct 7th, 2008 10:32:23 AM
I can't wait to see this
Prono, Porono, or Porno by Klytus_I.m_Bored	Oct 7th, 2008 10:38:14 AM
what the fuck is the title?
hypnotron, so desperate to be first... by LordPorkington	Oct 7th, 2008 10:38:33 AM
That he didn't write anything. Not a headline. Not a single comment. Yet he still came second. He'll be crying now. That's a fact. Want another fact? He's a cunt for even trying to be first. That is all.
Jim Cameron's PORONO II was actually ok.. by Vic Twenty	Oct 7th, 2008 10:38:36 AM
But I don't want to see Seth Rogan tap a fish.
Worried about KS by Himbo	Oct 7th, 2008 10:42:47 AM
Did it sound to anyone else like Kevin Smith was slurring his words? I hope all is well with him.
Can't wait by enderandrew	Oct 7th, 2008 10:43:42 AM
I love most of what Kevin Smith has done. Jay and Silent Bob had good and bad moments. (Main plot was terrible, but the in-jokes were pretty funny). Jersey Girl was ham-fisted at moments, and genuinely good at others. But I love Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, his stand-up DVDs, his books, and especially Chasing Amy. Frankly, I can't wait for this. I bet even the haters go to see some skin.
Maybe ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORONO..... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 10:46:18 AM
will be better than ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO. Cause the latter looks like unfunny shit.
A PORONO is when you suck shit out of a straw..... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 10:47:44 AM
...and spit the mouthful into a Jack LeLane juicer with 2 cucumbers, 4 carrots, 2 cloves of garlic, and a tablespoon of cumin.
I used to listen to PORONOS FOR PYROS in the 90s..... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 10:49:54 AM
....Perry Farrell used to be the shit.
KS is fucking huge now. Size wise, not career wise. by V'Shael	Oct 7th, 2008 10:49:56 AM
What happened to the fat fuckers attempts to slim down? You know, so he could see his kid graduate high school and dance with her at the Prom?
I've worked with Kevin a couple times by slone13	Oct 7th, 2008 10:51:21 AM
Say what you will about his movies, but he's one of the most down to earth and genuinely nice guys in this fucked up, egocentric, bullshit industry.
is this in spanish now? by thinboyslim.	Oct 7th, 2008 10:51:48 AM
what's with the title?
Kevin may be nice.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 10:53:18 AM
...no one is denying that. But who the fuck cares? He has about as much talent as Skeet Ulrich.
Kevin slurring his words? by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 10:57:11 AM
You would too if you walked around with a clump of Apatow's pubic hair in your bottom lip. He sucks on that shit like its chew....trying to consume a little bit of Judd's creative mojo. Because after all....he is a genius right? I mean he gave us Seth Rogen. For this-- I will always be grateful!!
UK release date by biffy88	Oct 7th, 2008 11:02:02 AM
Any idea when its coming out?
PORONO is still up!! FUCK YES!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 11:03:23 AM

Merrick should get Bruce Willis on here.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 11:11:13 AM
....to say PROOF-READING IS FOR (gunshot) PUSSIES!! Yeah!!
ZEITGEIST: ADDENDUM by skynetbauxi	Oct 7th, 2008 11:18:14 AM
why isn't AICN reporting on this new movie? a movie EVERYONE should see: ZEITGEIST: ADDENDUM you can watch the full movie online here: http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ and for everyone who hasn't seen the original movie ZEITGEIST, you can also watch it online at the same site or use the official bit-torrent to download the whole movie: http://sector.yweb.sk/Zeitgeis t.Final.Edition.DVDRip.XviD.to rrent it's totally legal and official, after all they want to spread the movie! also, 3 days from now, THE ZEITGEIST MOVEMENT will go online: http://www.thezeitgeistmovemen t.com/ this is more important than pointless elections! turn off the news! stop believing in stupid superstitious bullshit! SPREAD THE WORD!
skynetbauxi by Breadocide	Oct 7th, 2008 11:22:48 AM
"stop believing in stupid superstitious bullshit!" Then I guess I won't be checking out that movie, you fucking clown. I hope the talkbackers find your mother for even mentioning that piece of shit.
Breadocide by skynetbauxi	Oct 7th, 2008 11:25:18 AM
I see, so ZEITGEIST: ADDENDUM is what? stupid? superstitious? bullshit? watch the fucking movie and then tell me if it's any of the three
Everyone would Listen to Smodcast by erichaislar	Oct 7th, 2008 11:26:24 AM
Because they are the funniest shit on the web.
I think the word PORONO is Gungan. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 11:46:05 AM

DannyGlover... by LordPorkington	Oct 7th, 2008 11:51:41 AM
You just had to go and mention the 'G' word, didn't you? Now meesa gonna havtoo kick yer arse!
Im pro- Kevin Smith.. by LORDRANDO	Oct 7th, 2008 12:05:05 PM
but this one looks as un-funny as the last couple. Most likely Ill see it though...just to help out the cause so studios dont give up on small movies entirely in the wake of summer flicks...
Alittle Late dont ya think. by Redfive!	Oct 7th, 2008 12:06:11 PM
Doesnt the movie come out like next week?,im always up for more askew but he should of started this in the summer not 3 weeks before.This film has no marketing and alot of people never even heard of this.
Porono? by Kid Z	Oct 7th, 2008 12:07:42 PM
What the fuck is that... an Italian Porno?
I too am Pro-Smith by El Gooche	Oct 7th, 2008 12:16:59 PM
but Seth Rogen is starting to seriously annoy me and may possibly keep me from watching the movie...that and I can almost guarantee you that we see absolutely NONE of Banks' hot bod and TOO MUCH of Rogen's pudgy self.
this will be good by Timahh	Oct 7th, 2008 12:31:35 PM
all you tools on here saying that smith is hack or seth rogen isnt funny, are seriously just whiney little bitches. i honestly think the reason kevin smith is hated around here, is because 90% of talkbackers are aspiring filmmakers. and like KS they didnt get into NYU or USC or whatever. Talkbackers gave up, he didnt. yeah i guess i'd be bitter if someone who was just like me actually did work and made their dreams come true. and fwiw, Jersey Girl blew and J&SB: Strike back, blew. but dogma, chasing amy, clerks and to a lesser extent mallrats has bought this guy some slack in my mind. i'll be there opening weekend.
Smith doesn't need the Apatow crew by I Dunno	Oct 7th, 2008 12:33:30 PM
Yeah, Seth Rogan and the hot girl from Spider-Man find out that they really love each other and that releasing a porno movie that shows them expressing their special love is wrong so they don't do it and Jay and Silent Bob come in and they write them a check so that they can save the farm and they use it to cure cancer and...fuck... Smith, you don't do warm and fuzzy well. When you're not making films about guys wanting to fuck each other and guys raising babies you're twice the comedy filmmakers the Apatow guys are. Don't hitch your wagon to those jerkoffs. I for one want to see Mallrats II: Mall Harder.
Look out for the Poronos! by xevoid	Oct 7th, 2008 12:42:52 PM
This is probably some monster attack movie about a bunch of teenagers on a trip to the Amazon where they all get eaten alive by PORONOs.
Apatow ripped of Smith by Volllllume3	Oct 7th, 2008 12:46:03 PM
And dumbed it down for todays teen movie going audience. So Judd bascially ows him.
Pro Smith, Anti Rogan by oaser	Oct 7th, 2008 01:02:35 PM
Enough with the fat, awkward guy, Hollywood. Enough with Rogan and his ad lib antics. He's funny sometimes, but jesus, lately the guy just ad-libs his way through a movie. He's the Shia of fat people. Thanks for listening.
Seth Rogen is a prime example why abortion.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 01:22:21 PM
....should not only be legal-- it should be encouraged!!
if it was spelled PORONO in the opening credits.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 01:24:49 PM
...that would be the funniest part of the movie.
Rogan is not funny by hatespeech	Oct 7th, 2008 01:44:58 PM
Never was, never will be..well, maybe in the bedroom, but not on screen. Kevin needs to stick to writing comic books.
Porono once shame on me by landosystem	Oct 7th, 2008 02:10:19 PM
Porono me twice, we won't get fooled again.
Apatow is a genius by hallmitchell	Oct 7th, 2008 02:27:52 PM
Kevin saw and I'm sure. That Judd was having smash hits very similar to his humour. Yet Kevin wasn't nailing it. While Kevin was mucking around with Jay and Bob strikes back and Jersey Girl. Judd was sewing the seeds for his awesome comedy run. Kevin knows this so Zack and Miri is his retort to Judd. Guess what. This movie will be his biggest box office hit because of it.
That's like, 3 times they've misspelt 'porno' by Riley Martin	Oct 7th, 2008 03:02:55 PM
WTF?
the nastiest PORONO I ever saw.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 03:26:46 PM
......was a sex scene spoof of the crucifixion of Christ. It had this psychedelic Pink Floyd sounding music blasting in the background. Weird scene. The first time I saw two in one hole....
"Porono" is like regular porno but with excessive "O's" by Big Jim	Oct 7th, 2008 03:44:03 PM

The 90s are over; so should news about Kevin Smith by EriamJH	Oct 7th, 2008 03:52:37 PM
This also in: Grunge is done, Goth is old news, and Generation X has been replaced by some other ADD-challenged, coddled, marketed target audience.
Don't let the PORONO thing get you down by shran	Oct 7th, 2008 04:02:51 PM
Merrick. Most of the people (myself included) in a typical AICN TB read the articles while moving their lips. But I do love me some porono where the chicks gives lots of blowojobos.
sloppy blowojobos......my favorite. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 04:12:59 PM

The stick figures in the movie poster. by Rev. Slappy	Oct 7th, 2008 04:31:51 PM
The stick figure of Banks in the movie poster actually looks like her. It's odd.
But does Obama support this? by liljuniorbrown	Oct 7th, 2008 05:49:11 PM
I'm not used to seeing actual movie news on this site. Harry please tell me how this will affect the election and who you're voting for again?
I finally watched the webisode thing..... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 7th, 2008 06:54:58 PM
....my god....Rogen is the biggest fucking douche bag on the planet. I was a dork in High School-- but I would have beat the fuck out of that asshole if he got anywhere near me.
Porono II: The Spawning!!! by Six Demon Bag	Oct 7th, 2008 07:01:43 PM

The only way I see this movie by Itchy	Oct 7th, 2008 07:16:38 PM
is if they make an anal porno, and I get to see every inch of Elizabeth Banks' getting a bike put in her trunk.
As a Smith apologist... by The-Duke-of-New-York	Oct 7th, 2008 07:35:03 PM
This doesn't look too great, but it's getting good reviews, and you can never tell with the way trailers and tv spots are cut. Seriously, I've been meaning to bring this up, what's with the Clerks II hate? I wasn't big into reading movie news and reviews when it came out, I thought it was probably his 2nd or 3rd best, behind or tied with Chasing Amy and Dogma, respectively.
what is the subliminal image that flashes by TheDark0Knight	Oct 7th, 2008 08:08:10 PM
its right as set rogen says "see what a cock I am" an image flashes I cant time the pause right and i wanna know what it is.
Remember when the nation laughed at DGDB? by MCSuchandsuch	Oct 7th, 2008 08:41:33 PM
When Conan, Judd and America laughed at the weird little idiot who would spend his free time making dumb comments under a retarded name? Now, THAT was funny!
I'm gonna show her my PORONO face.... by Cletus Van Damme	Oct 7th, 2008 08:47:49 PM
PORONOOOOO! PORONOOOOO! PORONOOOOO!
MCSuchandsuch bless you son.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 8th, 2008 09:38:42 AM

MCSuchandsuch you are a true patriot.....vote MCCAIN!! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Oct 8th, 2008 09:39:10 AM

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