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Ack! Major Major Major QUANTUM OF SOLACE Spoilers Online! Don’t Look If You Don’t Want To Know!

first? by moobit	Oct 6th, 2008 03:55:24 AM

woo.hoo. And now my life is complete... by moobit	Oct 6th, 2008 03:56:55 AM
or perhaps not... ;-)
First by DiamondJoe	Oct 6th, 2008 03:58:27 AM
First time ever. Agreed - I bought the paper yesterday and couldn't believe it. Its very, very cool, but why the fuck have they shot their load so early with this?
FUCK!! by DiamondJoe	Oct 6th, 2008 03:59:23 AM

can't wait for this... :-) by moobit	Oct 6th, 2008 04:00:48 AM
Not long now before it's out in Blighty! :-D
It WAS supposed to be semen, but they changed it to oil. by Mike_D	Oct 6th, 2008 04:02:11 AM
thats what i heard anyways.
Mike-D by odo19	Oct 6th, 2008 04:06:13 AM
If there is a God in Heaven Larry Flynt is reading AICN to gage the reaction on the Palin porno right this instant and just read your post.
Is that chocolate? by The Dum Guy	Oct 6th, 2008 04:20:09 AM
That could just be kinky thing that Bond is into, before she dies.
an entirely new experience? by Die_Hardest	Oct 6th, 2008 04:31:26 AM
I'm getting kind of tired of hearing that. Sure the Moore, Dalton, and Brosnan Bond flicks were all pretty much stand-alone films, but there's a pretty cohesive narrative from Dr. No to Diamonds are Forever. I'm not sure if I would go so far as to say that Dr. No, From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, Thunderball, You Only Live Twice, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, and Diamonds are Forever are all individual chapters in the same story, but I would go so far as to say that those last three are pretty much direct sequels to each other.
I guess homage must be French for.. by malificus	Oct 6th, 2008 04:48:26 AM
..lame, hackey rip-off of earlier work. I was looking forward to this film, this bit makes me reconsider. "Ooo! No-no, it's not stealing, see? It's OIL! They did gold paint but mine is oil! It's completely different!"
Note by Die_Hardest	Oct 6th, 2008 04:55:01 AM
I will be seeing this.
Hmmmm by sonnyfern	Oct 6th, 2008 04:57:56 AM
That's pretty goddamn cool looking.
This film's looking good. I like what I've seen... by football	Oct 6th, 2008 05:06:53 AM
And if you haven't figured out by now that the first woman Bond beds is always the sacrificial lamb then you're pretty dumb!
Dude... this was on DRUDGE yesterday! by TheGhostWhoLurks	Oct 6th, 2008 06:25:15 AM
24 hours after being on the most viewed news-site online, this ain't a "SPOILER".
And the blatant ripoff of Goldfinger is LAME... by TheGhostWhoLurks	Oct 6th, 2008 06:27:44 AM
Yeah, yeah... oil is the modern-day equivalent to gold and men would kill for it... we get it. -30 points for lack of originality. Not that Bond movies are KNOWN being original... :P
And if you don't want people to KNOW the spoiler... by TheGhostWhoLurks	Oct 6th, 2008 06:29:46 AM
Why would you ANNOUNCE it in the first place??? It's like telling kids not to have sex and then passing out condoms. :P
To Be Fair - by Samson_K	Oct 6th, 2008 06:33:06 AM
Why would anyone who doesn't want a spoiler click on a tab that says big major spoiler?
"Homage" yeah, that's the ticket. by I Dunno	Oct 6th, 2008 06:35:44 AM
It appears that they let Tarantino do a Bond movie after all...
For Chrissakes YackBacker, vacuum out your vagina by I Dunno	Oct 6th, 2008 06:40:29 AM
It said SPOILER in the header. People who come to this site at all and cry "spoiler! Wah!" are whiny twats.
Damn You Michael Bay by MCMLXXVI	Oct 6th, 2008 06:42:30 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
Not to mention by Die_Hardest	Oct 6th, 2008 06:53:30 AM
People would be shitting on Mori if he told us he had something juicy and didnt tell us what it was. They've done that before and it wasnt pretty.
Spoiler?? by davebaxter1989	Oct 6th, 2008 07:11:31 AM
Really? The whole thing was casually mentioned in this months Total Film interview with Gemma Arterton. Hardly gives away anything pertaining to plot.
What's the big deal with "spoiling"? by malificus	Oct 6th, 2008 07:12:12 AM
Did people think they would get to that point in the film, see that image and the tops of their heads would explode off spewing confetti all over the seats behind them? Personally my outward, massive disappointment groan would have disturbed the entire theatre, at least this way I can prepare for the hackery and stifle my displeasure. ..weak..
Exploding Confetti Heads by bythehairofsanjaya	Oct 6th, 2008 07:16:21 AM
Malificus: Did people think they would get to that point in the film, see that image and the tops of their heads would explode off spewing confetti all over the seats behind them? One of the funnest lines on AICN EVER. I salute you sir!
Oh noes, some random person dies covered in goo! by NinjaRap	Oct 6th, 2008 07:26:44 AM
MAJOR MAJOR SPOILER!!! ... Yeah, no. I was expecting something relevant to the plot in some way, or some major character bit, or you know... a real major spoiler, I guess.
So the Woman Bond knobs gets killed.... by Uridium	Oct 6th, 2008 07:28:42 AM
HOLY SPOILER BATMAN!!!!! I sure didnt expect that. I guess now Bond films are made by ripping off the best bits of the previous ones then throwing some mobile phone/laptop product placement at them!
If I have to watch Daniel Craig lick that chocolate off.. by Spandau Belly	Oct 6th, 2008 07:29:51 AM
...I'm gonna puke.
Matt Drudge deserves a swift knee to the groin by charteredstreets	Oct 6th, 2008 07:38:46 AM
For posting this without spoiler warnings yesterday
A real spoiler would be showing by I Dunno	Oct 6th, 2008 07:40:37 AM
How the fuck they perpetrated that and kept the sheets reasonably clean. Or why they went through so much trouble in the first place. It's a lot easier to bring in a bucket and paint a bitch than it is covering her in oil. And with oil prices at these record highs? That's just not good business sense, no way to run a criminal organization. If these guys hold the world ransom, don't pay. They're just going to blow it all on theatrical sight gags and will have to take the world ransom again. They need Number Two to take over and knock some sense into them.
Mr. Zeddemore, by I Dunno	Oct 6th, 2008 08:49:26 AM
Grace Jones?
Bond girl snuffs it???? Surely Not??? by damn_dirty_ape	Oct 6th, 2008 08:50:47 AM
So Bond shags Gemma Arteton and she gets killed??? Ohmygawd what a total shocker! Never saw that one coming. I mean its totally against everything that has ever happened in a Bond film before. Apart from Jill Masterton, Aki Andrea Anders, Rosie Carver, Paris Carver (no relation), Corinne Dufour, Countess Lisl von Schlaf and... I could go on.
Where's the "Chocolate covered pussy juice" jokes by Stuntcock Mike	Oct 6th, 2008 08:50:49 AM
C'mon guys.
CHOCALATE COVERED ... by BringingSexyBack	Oct 6th, 2008 08:58:51 AM
never mind!!!
A QUANTUM OF SALACIOUSNESS!!!! by BringingSexyBack	Oct 6th, 2008 09:00:28 AM
You can see her butt!
The Solace of Petrolium by Stuntcock Mike	Oct 6th, 2008 09:13:48 AM

LAME by Gungan Slayer	Oct 6th, 2008 09:44:49 AM
I saw this the other day on Commanderbond.net. I'll say the same thing here that I said there: This is stupid. I hate it when EON goes in and does these "homages" to previous films. Although, this is something more overtly obvious than just a homage. This is just ripping an iconic image and scene from one of their own most popular films. Why? Really, WHY? Stop doing these things EON, and work on creating new iconic images and moments for the Bond series. This does nothing for me except for making me grumpy, rolling my eyes, and wishing the scene was over as soon as possible. Then I'll try and forget that the scene even happened in the film.
that photo sums up our economy perfectly by Spandau Belly	Oct 6th, 2008 09:46:34 AM
Why did I waste four years getting an economics degree?
I'm Always In Favor Of... by Alen Smithee	Oct 6th, 2008 10:11:06 AM
Slathering beautiful naked women with oils, but I thought we were trying to reduce our dependence on this stuff.
Miss Moneypenny, meet Miss Oileybottom... by EriamJH	Oct 6th, 2008 10:43:12 AM
... Miss Oileybottom, Miss Moneypenny... (Are you sure she's not the lifeguard at Willy Wonka's???)
ever considered that by mrbong	Oct 6th, 2008 04:10:18 PM
this is a deliberate, fake story? the British press have fallen for things like this before. they once ran pictures of the (then) 3 Beatles together in a studio, not clocking that they were sent the pics on April 1. and they ran an exclusive "Dallas" spoiler where JR unravelled bandages from around Bobby's head in Ewing Oil offices to mark his return when we got the infamous shower thing instead. looks like a good marketing ploy but nothing of substance says this is in the actual film.
NO SPECTRE= STUPID FILM! by Earthquake WestCoast	Oct 6th, 2008 07:23:49 PM
Why can't they have SPECTRE in the film? Why did they name the evil organization QUANTUM? That's just STOOOOPID. -_-
This got spoiled for me by... by PirateEmery	Oct 6th, 2008 09:29:13 PM
The Drudge Report. Fucking Drudge...
SMERSH = SPECTRE = QUANTUM by PirateEmery	Oct 6th, 2008 09:31:16 PM
They're just trying to keep the organization fresh with a cool new name. The Bond movies did it when they converted SMERSH into SPECTRE, and now the restart is changing it from SPECTRE to QUANTUM. It's the same bloody thing, no use whining about it...
Drudge ruined it for me. by tendermelon	Oct 6th, 2008 09:43:41 PM
I'm beginning to think he that might be a total douche.
DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! by Royston Lodge	Oct 6th, 2008 10:23:15 PM
YOU TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE LEFT THAT IMAGE AS A LINK TO SOME OTHER SITE!!!!!!! Now my eyes have been spoiled!!!!! The only thing left that would make Quantum of Solace REALLY cool would be if they filmed the REAL "View To A Kill" short story as the opening gambit...
James Blonde by Bill Clay	Oct 7th, 2008 02:05:02 AM
The new Bond should have been Clive Owen. He's as hard nosed, or more so, than this fake albino Bond.

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