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Massawyrm yawns and ultimately shrugs at BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA!!

First again! by The real Jack Bauer	Oct 3rd, 2008 08:20:52 AM

Needs some serious CGI jokes by The real Jack Bauer	Oct 3rd, 2008 08:21:52 AM

Do we really need a 90 minute by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Oct 3rd, 2008 08:22:00 AM
Taco Bell commercial? Let me guess, Cheech Marin has a major role or cameo?
I guess $6.50 is still cheaper than a babysitter by The real Jack Bauer	Oct 3rd, 2008 08:24:27 AM

Piper Perabo was nude in the unrated edition of Coyote Ugly by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Oct 3rd, 2008 08:46:12 AM
That's all I've got.
I liked the first Scooby Doo by Spandau Belly	Oct 3rd, 2008 08:51:42 AM
Making Scrappy Doo the villain? I'd like to see Zach Snyder top that with whatever this comic adaptation it is he's working on.
Shut the Fuck up Donny by Marxeffect	Oct 3rd, 2008 08:51:45 AM
I didn't know about that! Tell me more, i need to know :)
Why did you even watch this? by Squashua	Oct 3rd, 2008 08:52:06 AM
Seriously. That's time of your life you'll never get back. So is me, posting this talkback message. Oh god.
Why is AICN running this? by Spacesheik	Oct 3rd, 2008 08:57:31 AM
Im sure dozens of talkbackers send in reviews of sneak preview flicks but AICN runs this review about this shit family film? Are you guys that desperate for any kinds of reviews cause if you are then why dont you run work from new writers? I cant believe Mass saw and reviewed this.
Marxeffect by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Oct 3rd, 2008 09:11:09 AM
HAHA! Let's completely get off topic, as I don't give a shit about this movie... It's after the scene where her new beau tries to help her overcome her fear of singing by having her perform in front of all the celebrity cutouts, and she does that little strip-tease. In the unedited version, you see them do the nasty, and you see nipples-a-go-go. They're good nipples too. I am ashamed I have ever seen this film, but my local gym had this movie playing while I was on the treadmill. I suspect the gym owners didn't pay attention to the movies their employees were putting in the DVD player. But I digress. I saw Peraboobies.
Max & Donny by zer0cool2k2	Oct 3rd, 2008 09:48:11 AM
you need to see "Lost & Delirious". Plenty of Peraboobies!
Zer0cool, you da man! by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Oct 3rd, 2008 09:54:04 AM
Who knew she was so...ahem...prolific? I will have to investigate!
Aw shucks by zer0cool2k2	Oct 3rd, 2008 10:21:39 AM
I love me some Piper Perabo: http://www.wosting.com/famosas -desnudas-nude-celebrities-fam ous/fotos/Piper%20peralbo/Dann -Piper_Perabo-Jessica_Pare-Los t_And_Delirious.jpg
Here's a tinyurl to Piper by zer0cool2k2	Oct 3rd, 2008 10:23:19 AM
http://tinyurl.com/46cvem
grammaton, yes, cheech marin plays manuel.. by jig98	Oct 3rd, 2008 10:34:47 AM
i don't even know why disney bothered to make this to kick off nationwide real.d but hey at least it's the best they could do after last year's godawful the game plan.
Is Destino attached to all the prints? by Bungion Boy	Oct 3rd, 2008 10:36:18 AM
I might actually go see this crap if that's the case. Or at least sneak into the beginning.
jig98, that was a total stab in the dark by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Oct 3rd, 2008 11:54:24 AM
I guess that proves how predictable Hollywood is.
Massawyrm by landocolt45	Oct 3rd, 2008 12:46:37 PM
I cannot believe that you actually spent so much time talking about this movie....7 paragraphs??? I think that maybe 2 would have been good enough. 7 made my eyes bleed.
"Homeward Bound"? by Lenny Nero	Oct 3rd, 2008 01:03:05 PM
Isn't it more similar to "Bingo" with that plot description? Sorry. I'll go away now.
Homeward Bound? by Neosamurai85	Oct 3rd, 2008 01:22:18 PM
Fuck that shit! Milo and Otis! Blue Ribbon! This movie needs Hopper.
Massa needs to get a girlfriend by Spacesheik	Oct 3rd, 2008 01:22:41 PM
'nuff said,
If your kids are old enough to see a movie on their own by the beef	Oct 3rd, 2008 02:40:01 PM
then yes, I agree they should be dropped. Pick those mid-size fuckers up, and just let go.
Wait a second ... this sounds like leftist propoganda! by chrth	Oct 3rd, 2008 02:50:39 PM
Where's the foam and froth, Massa?!? ;)
I didn't read the review by shran	Oct 3rd, 2008 03:50:37 PM
And I didn't read the TB. I feel it is much more important to express my feeling that this movie must not be seen by humanity. That one set of eyes has, is a travesty against the laws that govern good taste. That money was spent on it's production is an insult to the poor of the planet. That God Almighty has not smote the people responsible for it's coming to being is proof that He is merciful. That I have gotten this far is tribute to my own hyperbole.
Pandering to the Mexicans by Guyver1138	Oct 3rd, 2008 03:54:01 PM
This pile of crap is just Disney pandering to the flood of fucking Mexicans taking over our country.
"Pandering to the Mexicans"?????? by shran	Oct 3rd, 2008 04:03:24 PM
Someone help me. Is that supposed to be funny? Is that a joke? Is there a "flood of fucking Mexicans taking over our country"? Do the citizenry of Mexico enjoy horribly bad movies featuring startlingly bad musical numbers featuring dancing and singing chihuahuas? And are the Mexican immigrants who enter the States really the demographic that Disney is shooting for? Do you think Guver1138 is a white guy? Have I asked enough questions?
shran by frozen01	Oct 3rd, 2008 04:39:37 PM
Mexican immigrants, legal or otherwise, probably aren't going to spend their REALLY hard-earned money on this especially when there's still a few good movies in the theaters, and Iron Man just came out on DVD. :)
shran by AshesOfDonnie	Oct 3rd, 2008 05:24:54 PM
don't worry, they will just by the pirated copy of this movie. (in Mexico, there are probably copies of this movie on the streets by now)..and by the way, I am latino (just not of Mexican desent, but from a tiny country that was the setting of an Oliver Stone film).
"Puerto Rio" is not Mexico? by BadMrWonka	Oct 3rd, 2008 05:48:40 PM
that's a politially harged statement, Apone...
They posted this because some of us have kids by terry1978	Oct 3rd, 2008 06:47:07 PM
Not all of the AICN talkback is composed of pimply 14 year olds or 40 year olds still in their mother's basement slowly anticipating word on the latest Nolan release. Some of us are grown ass people with families, and yeah, do have kids that may want to see this, so they damn well better review kids' movies so I know what's up.
"Say hello to my LEETLE FRIENDS...!" by Nasty In The Pasty	Oct 3rd, 2008 10:07:01 PM
[face, meet palm] Jesus, 25 years later, and they're STILL doing Scarface jokes?! And in kiddie movies, no less, which makes even LESS sense (what five year old will get that?). I can't watch the original movie anymore and enjoy the "classic" lines, because they've been satirized (i.e. blankly repeated) so often they've lost whatever profane dazzle they used to have. Stop quoting Scarface in bad kiddie movies!!!
You did get by shran	Oct 3rd, 2008 11:31:25 PM
that I wasn't siding with the anti-hispanic sentiment expressed in Guyver's totally ignorant post, right?
Fuck, so I shouldn't get baked and see it? by s00p3rm4n	Oct 3rd, 2008 11:53:30 PM
I was so excited!
Ah man I'm conflicted... by half vader	Oct 4th, 2008 05:20:21 AM
Since I heard Tippett studio did effects for it. Sure it looks awful and I've resisted watching Pearl Harbour so far but it sucks being an effects whore. I do have two 5-year-old girls though. Hmmm. That could work...
To paraphrase Casablanca... by Arteska	Oct 4th, 2008 10:51:15 AM
I'm shocked...SHOCKED that this writer didn't like BHC.
just saw it by slkboxrman	Oct 5th, 2008 04:45:30 AM
it was quite better than the trailers would lead u to believe..sure it was a cliche, rehashed story done with dogs and a rat and iguana...but it was quite heartwarming....i especially liked andy garcia as delgado...perfect voice for the role..and his "theme" music was great...the mexican stereotypes were minimal....plus u could tell that the voice actors were having a ball making this movie..the only parts that did seem fake were the cg rat and iguana...great movie, even if you have no kids..go see it.

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