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Is Survivor still on? by Banditmania	Oct 2nd, 2008 04:51:50 PM
Just wondering.
SUPERNATURAL, 100% PECKER FREE TELEVISION!!! by Shermdawg	Oct 2nd, 2008 04:53:45 PM

YOU KNEW....WHAT YOU WERE DOING. by Peter Venkman	Oct 2nd, 2008 04:55:45 PM
You wanted us all to be abuzz!
awesome by hey...jonboy	Oct 2nd, 2008 04:58:25 PM
but the real question is...was the taint exposed because if so then i too am outraged.
I'm shocked to find out by Kneprock	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:01:55 PM
that there are dicks on reality television
The Times They Are A-Changin' by Thrillho77	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:04:33 PM
I can just picture this sequence in my head. All of the flashbacks to earlier times...the photos from the comic...I can't wait to see it.
Whoops by Thrillho77	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:06:15 PM
wrong fucking talk back...oh well. Survivor is still on?
I'm a dumb fuck by Thrillho77	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:06:39 PM
I should be voted off of this island.
unblurred penises make baby jesus cry by newc0253	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:10:34 PM
it's the FCC's job to keep them blurry, as nature intended.
Hilarious! by buffywrestling	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:14:47 PM
Nice write up, Herc. Completely unblurred, stray penis worthy.
Who has a screen grab? by buffywrestling	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:16:15 PM

Not weepy by lovek	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:19:03 PM
That's just how Heather Wilson talks... seriously. Listening to that voice was part of the reason I left New Mexico.
Wangdrobe Malfunction by Squashua	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:23:39 PM
Lolz
What a catastrophe by Bob of the Shire	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:28:59 PM
Emergency rooms were packed late wednesday night as millions of children were treated for third degree burns and brain damage resulting from prolonged penis exposure. While most of the victims will likely pull through, there are several children still in critical condition who are not expected to make it through the week. Even worse, doctors expect a massive cootie outbreak to sweep the nation as a result of the nationally broadcast dude noodle. Merely acknowledging the existence of the male organ has been known to cause cooties, which if left untreated leads to exploding brain syndrome in children and slight nausea in conservatives, followed by wailing and gnashing of teeth. The CDC has deployed operations in schools around the country in an attempt to head off the epidemic.
Hey Heather Wilson, tell your son where he ate for the first yea by Six Demon Bag	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:29:44 PM
I think David Cross said it best, it's just a titty...a filthy filthy titty!!! You should be ashamed of yourselves ladies!!! People need to understand that nudity is not obscene. Sad simple closed-minded ignorant fuckers!! Don't these people have anything better to do like fix the economy or start a democratic regime...and i'm out!
Here's an animated GIF! by blackmantis	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:30:24 PM
Enjoy-- http://tinyurl.com/3ksel3
I heard that someone saw something and by snowpuff	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:39:39 PM
I have chosen to say that I am offended. WTF.
How the hell did they miss that? by SkidMarkedUndies	Oct 2nd, 2008 05:49:41 PM
I mean come on.
That lady would make a great actor. by GQtaste	Oct 2nd, 2008 06:04:12 PM
Because thats all that was. A performance. And a bad one but that's how the elephants roll isn't it? It really scares the hell out of me that we have people like that in charge of this country of ours!
oh damn you blackmantis by BadMrWonka	Oct 2nd, 2008 06:09:22 PM
why did I click on that? it looks like a piece of string cheese. poor dude. if your shit's gonna be waggling all over prime time, you hope that it's worthy...
Yeah, it's a bad sign if no one notices your junk is out. by Flim Springfield	Oct 2nd, 2008 06:23:10 PM

That lady has got a Holly Hunter thing going on by caruso_stalker217	Oct 2nd, 2008 06:27:11 PM
I'd hit it. Respectfully.
The penis didn't disturb me... by caruso_stalker217	Oct 2nd, 2008 06:28:34 PM
...but what the hell is up with that old fucker with the eye patch? Who the fuck is that guy?
Is this for real? by Red43jes	Oct 2nd, 2008 06:33:34 PM
So, all the WRONG things we should be thinking about that should be righted, this goofy, melodramatic bitch has to worry about a few measly seconds of a penis that flopped out of some guys shorts? Did her kid feel it was ugly too, or maybe he liked the look of that guys pecker? In all seriousness, if someone is actually looking hard (no pun intended) for someones penis to fall out of shorts, especially while watching Survivor, then they have WAY too much free time!
I am an completely balanced and awesome... by C0ns	Oct 2nd, 2008 06:57:48 PM
10 year old kid. I'm destined for great things. I'm smart and open and i love to read and learn. I can never look away when i see someone in need and my ambitions to change the world for the better or unyielding. I will grow into an amazing human specimen, maybe one of the best ever. But not before i sit down and watch Survivor with my family! uncensored penis dangles around AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUAHAHAHUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU kills family with hacksaw
I love this type of story by theGoldbergV	Oct 2nd, 2008 07:14:45 PM
As a Brit, you gotta love it when you Americans go crazy over shit like this. Over here it wouldnt even register. I mean we had an autopsy screened LIVE on one of our terrestrial channels. Not just penis, dead man's penis! And no one realy cared. They just didn't watch it.
Well the penis has outwit the censors by cromulent	Oct 2nd, 2008 07:33:00 PM
But can it outplay and outlast the vagina challenge coming up?
Ah the PTC... by Paul T. Ryan	Oct 2nd, 2008 07:34:04 PM
The same people who think makeover-shows are more morally sound than Arrested Development. Where do these nutters stand on ghoulish crime procedurals like Criminal Minds and CSI?
I guess CBS blew their Blur Budget by Big Jim	Oct 2nd, 2008 10:03:00 PM
depriving us of Amanda's ass-crack for 2 straight seasons (not to mention her topless shower with Ami).
How'd they miss that? by BizarroJerry	Oct 2nd, 2008 10:34:33 PM
Stupid editors.
I'M RUNNIN' THIS MONKEY FARM NOW, FRANKENSTEIN! by caruso_stalker217	Oct 2nd, 2008 11:11:03 PM
AND I WANNA KNOW... WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOIN' WITH MY TIME!
Not sure how I managed to post in the wrong talkback... by caruso_stalker217	Oct 2nd, 2008 11:11:56 PM
I didn't even know I had this one open. Fucking internets outsmarted me again.
Because, caruso... by shran	Oct 3rd, 2008 12:02:40 AM
...you are subconciously looking for naked parts. Unfortunately, you found a schlong. But trust we are all going to keep looking for the poonta.
I'm still concerned about the old guy with the eyepatch by caruso_stalker217	Oct 3rd, 2008 12:18:47 AM
WHO ARE YOU, OLD FUCK!?!
I Like men now!! by Varakor	Oct 3rd, 2008 01:26:00 AM
i had to say it since no one threw out that simpson's movie reference. I think CBS let that one pass because they thought everyone was watchin the debate. HA! Fooled them ONE person, with screen cap capabilities was watchin. mwahahahaha cough, cough
Bodies Are Bad by Playhouse	Oct 3rd, 2008 02:02:58 AM
Teach yer chillens 'bout the evil!
has anyone got that stupid bitch's address? by pjvader	Oct 3rd, 2008 03:25:44 AM
like to go round there and slap her in the face with my wang bitch, bitch, bitch go cry to jeebus cause we sure dont give 2 shits
Where do they find the time? by ShirtlessHostage	Oct 3rd, 2008 05:19:40 AM
So the PTC, ever since Janet Jackson.... they must just go through every frame of prime time television with their DVRs hoping and praying for another glimpse of something naughty. Someone has to tell these people what's behind that beaded curtain at their local video store - they'll totally lose their s**t
Someone send that stupid bitch by skimn	Oct 3rd, 2008 08:56:29 AM
copies of Walk Hard and Forgetting Sarah Marshall quick! On BluRay of course! People like this make Bill Maher a very happy man.
The switch to High Def caught these cats by Guy Gaduois	Oct 3rd, 2008 10:21:17 AM
by surprise. The Pixelating Crew is going to get wayyyy more work. I've never seen clearer pixelation than from my Sharp Aquos! My daughter said last night, "Eww, that chick's totally goin' commando". At 12, that's funny - then the debate begins, the younger kids ask "what's commando" mean? and the dog starts barking because it's windy outside. Good times watching CBS with da kids. Seriously, though - who knew pixelation work would get such a boon from High Def? I did not see that coming. With these complaints, all our tvs will randomly look like someone is bouncing a tennis ball off the screen during these shows. Also, they could do the ladies a favor and go with the soft lens. And maybe CG some eyebrows for some of 'em.

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