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Massawyrm makes sweet love to ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PRONO!!

nice sig pic by unkempt_sock	Sep 29th, 2008 09:15:54 AM
pretty graphic
really? by unkempt_sock	Sep 29th, 2008 09:16:21 AM
first?
neat by unkempt_sock	Sep 29th, 2008 09:16:34 AM

by unkempt_sock	Sep 29th, 2008 09:16:52 AM
i actually read it first too
Good to hear a positive review of this by Kneprock	Sep 29th, 2008 09:19:44 AM
I can't wait to see it.
by nerosday	Sep 29th, 2008 09:24:07 AM

That's right I have nothing to say... by nerosday	Sep 29th, 2008 09:25:20 AM
No, really. Love Smith glad he's getting back in there.
They made a prono? by Abominable Snowcone	Sep 29th, 2008 09:26:22 AM
What's a prono? Is that like, Torture Pron?
Kneprock by the beef	Sep 29th, 2008 09:27:12 AM
I'm fairly certain you'll hear a good deal more by the time it gets released. It's hard to imagine anyone not having a good time at this flick. That being said, Massawyrm did probably see this with the best possible crowd.
Prono:Defined by g-ride9000	Sep 29th, 2008 09:27:56 AM
On prono, c' est on ptit mot ki replaece on no. Les nén definixhants pronos ni dnèt nole racsegne so les djins u les sacwès k' i replaeçnut. E walon, les pronos d' djins si polnut etrocler.
FIRST to say first by DURANGO66	Sep 29th, 2008 09:33:02 AM

Yayyyy Prono! by Jawa 007	Sep 29th, 2008 09:37:28 AM

I hate FAT SMITH by DURANGO66	Sep 29th, 2008 09:40:25 AM
He has no talent, never did, just had to represent all the sub urban white trash spoiled yuppies in America, Married the first chick that actually gave it up to him, and now he is trying to hack some of today's talent, any who hasn't this movie been done at least twice? He is a hater just hates stuff he knows he could never do, he is bitter, he is just not cool...
"WHAT ARE YOU?"-Frank Miller's New Wife by DURANGO66	Sep 29th, 2008 09:43:37 AM

"It's a date movie", if by half vader	Sep 29th, 2008 09:44:08 AM
the date is already the type to go ass-to-mouth. ;)
Joel Siegel sucks donkey cocks in hell! by SmilingPolitely	Sep 29th, 2008 09:46:07 AM
Kevin Smith sends his regards, you dead bastard.
That "distinctive voice" by Laserhead	Sep 29th, 2008 09:51:40 AM
is the voice of a sexually confused, dim-witted bowling alley attendant.
Damn, had a chance to see this by Garbageman33	Sep 29th, 2008 09:52:09 AM
Passed in favor of a nice dinner with the wife. Bad choice.
if you like kevin smith by palewook	Sep 29th, 2008 10:01:32 AM
check out either of the evening with kevin smith dvds. he's pretty entertaining, even when standing in front of a crowd, talking.
smith isn't talented by mynemaborat	Sep 29th, 2008 10:07:58 AM
smith makes some mildly amusing movies, but he has no talent except for low brow humor... don't get me wrong, i think that can be funny as hell, but smith has nothing in his bag of tricks. and when he tries for a bit of meaning or sentimentally its just heavy handed and cliched
milquetoast? by callowteen	Sep 29th, 2008 10:10:49 AM
Out of all the turgid, impertinent Benjamin Button’s or Revolutionary Roads, there’s always a Kevin Smith film to hitch you back to what’s essential. Sure, Banks and Rogen don’t have an inkling of the charm Affleck / Joey Lauren Adams had, but Kevin Smith knows this - Chasing Amy was the end of an era - the last gasp. I’m guessing Zack / Miri is the most topical Smith is going to get, considering we’re facing extinction . . . let’s shoot some SCAG! Man. (No crazy ideas, Mewes…) Smith has never disappointed. Ever. It would have never seemed likely that in 2008, Smith would have the finest, most consistent film record (with the exception of Cameron). Well, I’ve gone on . . .
Massawyrm, did you really say "tour de force of comedy?" by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Sep 29th, 2008 10:46:32 AM
I almost have to call "plant" for that.
I heard that this "Prono" their making... by One Nation Under Zod	Sep 29th, 2008 10:55:57 AM
Ends with a Big "Cmu Soht" to the face...
What's a PRONO?? by JimCurry	Sep 29th, 2008 12:15:21 PM
Does anyone ever spellcheck on this site?
Nudity? by richievanderlow	Sep 29th, 2008 02:09:47 PM
Do we get to see Elizabeth Banks naked in this movie?
Massawyrm "sounds like a fag and his shit's all retarded" by I Dunno	Sep 29th, 2008 03:06:22 PM
That was a wordy, douchebag tour de force. That read like it went through the Cliche Movie Critic filter at BabelFish. And no, Elizabeth Banks doesn't get naked. The lead in these kind of movies never gets naked. Not even in the Special Unrated DVD where it shows the lead girl with "Too hot for theaters" written over her breasts.
Can't trust your reviews! by FILMFUNK	Sep 29th, 2008 03:17:55 PM
You loved Eagleyes conventional thrillerism!? and I don't even know waht a Prono is!?
love the idiocracy reference by applescruff	Sep 29th, 2008 03:41:28 PM
coincidentally, i'm pretty sure justin long is responsible for the best part of this "prono" movie. regarding wyrm's signature pic, isn't that barney the dinosaur's little sister fucking that animal?
PRONO? Never heard of that by Gus Van Rant	Sep 29th, 2008 05:09:30 PM
I guess kevin smith is trying to come up with some other way to show "shit on screen".
Pron is teh suck. by half vader	Sep 29th, 2008 05:56:10 PM
Get with the internet lingo, Gus & Jimcurry!!
Oops. Sorry Bill. by half vader	Sep 29th, 2008 05:57:08 PM
I meant 'internets' or 'interwebs'.
um, Massa..."Allen-esque"? by BadMrWonka	Sep 29th, 2008 07:04:57 PM
I think you mean "Hughes-esque"...there are two brothers there, man, not just Allen...
Didn't he mean Woody Allen? by half vader	Sep 29th, 2008 07:16:39 PM
?
WTF, Wonka? by Lenny Nero	Sep 29th, 2008 07:27:43 PM
Seriously?
Given most responses thus far... by Shad0wfax	Sep 29th, 2008 09:30:32 PM
Either say Smith is talentless or criticize a spelling error, I'm going to go ahead and suggest that you're all donkey-dick breath ass-lickers.
Maybe? by ass clown	Sep 29th, 2008 10:39:15 PM
I'm a skeptic, back in high school I idolized the ViewAskew universe and loved everything Kevin Smith, but his whole sense of humor has lost its edge with me and Im not so sure Im still on the level with hm. Ill definitely check this out hoping that it delivers on the early screening hype, but I will take all this with a grain of salt until it proves me otherwise.
How the fuck do you 'outgrow' Kevin Smith? by half vader	Sep 30th, 2008 06:43:49 AM
that's like saying you outgrew fart jokes. Fickle fuckin' fanboys!

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